This is like Dan went to his alcoholic uncle’s house, who was already drunk when he arrived, and desperately hoped his mum would come and get him the whole time
@Faye of the Feywild I dont think its means to detract from you at all, there are a number of sensible and generally recognized genders and their accompanying spectrums among the LGBTQ+ community, but then there are the more intense individuals who make up fringe, generally unuseful, hyper customized *genders* to define themselves with, You know? the kinda of people who string together 20 semi random latin roots or the ones who just call themselves *wolfkin* or *Dragonkin* I think those are the individuals this joke is aimed at. Although it I can see how it can be construed as problematic, because the sort of people who do this hyper-genderization of themselves are often some combination of young, insecure and or ignorant and targeting them could be especially hurtful because of there vulnerable status, even if the validity of validity of there super customized gender is questionable.
Shirts that need to be made out of this "I am the advisory warning," " Two eggs we are," "Brown is the magic number" Also a diagram of both "dishes" with their name and ingredients. This video made my arteries cry and dial 9-1-1...
"Hey Squidge? NOBODY CARES." "I care a bit" "Your opinions are so invalid" "They're wonderful opinions :) " honestly my favorite dynamic, love these good bois
dan being torn between delicious food and his health is my new favourite thing. like, you can see how miserable he is over enjoying the food so much which is a contradiction i find hilarious.
Tom: *eats his waffle sandwich after giving a mouthful to Squidge* Dan: This is a new low for this channel! ... [One year later] ... Tom: I'M TURNING MYSELF INTO AN EGG! LET'S SHAVE EVERYTHING EVEN THE EYEBROWS BITCHEEEEES!!!!
Back when last week was a ting, people would always say the show was one of the highlights of their week. For me, the same and more can be said about this content. It's always so good and so funny.
I’m so sad that this doesn’t have more views, I’ve watched it at least 5 times since it was uploaded because content is such a good series I can’t wait til the next one
I don't know why Daniel was so surprised everything tasted good. Doesn't he know us fatties have Phenomenal Cosmic Food Powers? I've made some horrendously terrible-for-you meals in my lifetime and not once have any of my skinny friends complained about the taste.
i just wanna say thank you dan, for clearing that you filmed baking with layton first. you spared my brain of the unnecessary wondering about which one was filmed first.
A shovel knight ad started playing in the background and it synced really well (the music) so I assumed that it was part of the vid. It began ot stop me hearing what you were saying and I assumed that it was a joke. Hell, it even got a laugh. Then I paused the video and it kept going. The moral of the story? Me dumb.
I could be mistaking him for someone else but wasnt he the guy who made out with a girl in one of Tom's skits? (I have no problem with gay people I'm just a bit confused)
Shnitzer Weesle yes, in valentine’s lies. he wasn’t dan though, his real name was jade. and he was actually a woman, but dodie was actually a man, and jack was pretending to be a lamp the whole time
@@ImJustJorts Dan is also actually straight. People just often assume that he is not because he often doesn't act like what some people would consider a "stereotypically straight man". Which is of course stupid because sexuality doesn't define personality.
Pretty sure he would be willing to try to be with a guy because he has never tried it before he said this like multiple times I think both times on a live stream which is not on his twitch anymore but on his recent livestream he said he’s never tried it before so I think he would be willing to try
Almost four years later and I still watch this as a comfort video
me toooooo
Same, I love this series (also GLEP MY BOY)
+
Same.
almost 5 years later now and honestly same
“I want my mouth to be burning so much I can’t remember why I was sad in the first place”
I think I found my senior quote
ME
One more like...
Mood.
The best quote is at 8:29
elliot in the background like a 5 year old popping up in his mom's zoom call really adds to the whole experience
We didn’t have zoom when this video came out. Fun times!
@@iceboundwings6107 feels like 10 years ago
I watched this video so many times that i am worried about myself.
So it’s not just me 😅😂
Same this must be the 7th time
thought i was the only one
have you tried the 'just fuck it' yet? because I know this shit off by heart
Lol
This is like Dan went to his alcoholic uncle’s house, who was already drunk when he arrived, and desperately hoped his mum would come and get him the whole time
This is... worryingly specific. Is everything okay at home? :D
@@TS-qv1jf no
"A crappy series nobody asked for". We didn't ask for it, but we're sure as shit glad we got it.
Yes
Big Damn Hero
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Just fuck it!
I love this content tbh. Just a bunch a good people dicking around
It's the series RUclips deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
I love how often Tom burned his hands in the oven when there's a perfectly skatastic oven mitt on the counter the whole time.
Content
skatastic
imma use that word everyday now
You know what they say
JUST FUCK IT!
Charlie's reaction to Tom feeding Squidge was the best. I like that she still gets surprised by some of the stupid stuff Tom does.
KindredPhantom Charlie has been with Tom for like 2 years and she's still so surprised. Bless her XD
*_THOMAS!_*
You'd think she'd be used to his shenanigans.
"I'd go and seek medical help,
And while you're there ask about the clapping."
*_ZIIIIING_*
*BAZINGA*
I have started clapping like that to mess with people
Food : Exists
Content : exists
TomSka : hippity hoppity you both are now my property
heres ur 1k likes
And both of them hate it
Food and content told me I could say this please don’t yell at me
yes because Dani
“I woke up late”
“Why dan”
“Crippling sadness”
I have never related to something more in my life
8:29 for me
don't forget the giggling
"wohoooooooo good."
@@yebitz2373 And "Oh my fucking Jesus wept."
"to be care" stopped me for a full minute
ScarfDemon haha same
Always be care around train tracks.
A message from Metro.
it broke me
"Two eggs we are"
Ever heard of food porn? Well this is food gore. Good god man. This is horrifying.
Nah, this is food snuff
Good gore porn
and eating is food vore, you're welcome
Food grindhouse
food snuff
"We're going to be quite liberal with this... (there are 80 gendeeeers)"
That's a severely underrated moment in this goldmine of a video
I so dumb...Ive seen this video times...Never put 2 and 2 together to understand that joke.
@Faye of the Feywild I dont think its means to detract from you at all, there are a number of sensible and generally recognized genders and their accompanying spectrums among the LGBTQ+ community, but then there are the more intense individuals who make up fringe, generally unuseful, hyper customized *genders* to define themselves with, You know? the kinda of people who string together 20 semi random latin roots or the ones who just call themselves *wolfkin* or *Dragonkin* I think those are the individuals this joke is aimed at. Although it I can see how it can be construed as problematic, because the sort of people who do this hyper-genderization of themselves are often some combination of young, insecure and or ignorant and targeting them could be especially hurtful because of there vulnerable status, even if the validity of validity of there super customized gender is questionable.
I honestly hate that joke
@@gracileferrante4313 epic
....Not really???
I love It at the end when Tom says “go away!” Instead of “cheers” or some similarly fake sign-off.
Shirts that need to be made out of this "I am the advisory warning," " Two eggs we are," "Brown is the magic number" Also a diagram of both "dishes" with their name and ingredients.
This video made my arteries cry and dial 9-1-1...
A shirt that says "Just F#@k It!" with a picture of a pizza on a too-big tray sticking out of an oven, surrounded by empty beer bottles and cans
@@goompo I need that
I would 100% buy 'I am the advisory warning'
I want "two eggs we are" 😂
you need more meat
"Hey Squidge? NOBODY CARES."
"I care a bit"
"Your opinions are so invalid"
"They're wonderful opinions :) "
honestly my favorite dynamic, love these good bois
"These got me through college"
*takes notes*
"You're succeeding in life if you don't do this"
*looks at notes and cries*
As a broke student in the uk, I found this tutorial very helpful and ill make sure to follow the recipes step by step :)
No don't do it
Welp, it's your funeral
You still following them?
You alive?
Bro u still alive? Like srsly. But really did you get fatter?
I've lost count of how many times I've watched this
Everyone in the Comments: Same
Hat Vlogs & Games same
Ninja_madness_ same
@@zaahirboorany4522 same
Hat Vlogs & Games same
Same
Love the ElliotExplicit in the background
He really misses those vlogs...
He’s a lil goldnugget
elliot just straight up steals the show, even if he's only in the background.
Every cooking show needs an ElliotExplicit in the background
aadish 99 I have been searching to see if anyone else was as observant as me, I clearly prevailed
dan being torn between delicious food and his health is my new favourite thing. like, you can see how miserable he is over enjoying the food so much which is a contradiction i find hilarious.
I'm taking notes
For when my life begins to crumble as it looks like theirs has
Daniel Raitt mine already has, doesn't help college making it worst
Any tips for speeding up the process?
CARA DE LOCO DE MIERDA
Daniel Raitt oil or a blow torch
I need 'two eggs we are' embroidered on a handkerchief to keep with me always
Super late but I want to put that on a tea towel now
l m f a o
Tom: *eats his waffle sandwich after giving a mouthful to Squidge*
Dan: This is a new low for this channel!
...
[One year later]
...
Tom: I'M TURNING MYSELF INTO AN EGG! LET'S SHAVE EVERYTHING EVEN THE EYEBROWS BITCHEEEEES!!!!
Sorry?
Infinite_ Ninja you understand
tomska is b e c o m e e g g
I'm telling you, he turns himself into an egg. Funniest shit I've ever seen
*1 more year later*
Tom : BECOMES E GIRL
Desperado
French beer
Spanish name
Brewed in the Netherlands
Seems legit
*MR. WORLDWIDE*
you seen rasputin? that song is more culturally confused than a 14 y/o with their sexuality
we actually drink a lot of it here in france x)
Gekoloniseerd
Leems segit
“i’m gonna drop some truth bombs”
“slow down, dan and phil”
"How to die a delicious death with TomSka"
this feels like palpetine seducing anakin to the dark side
The fact that the “Just Fuck It” is the most successful meal filmed in this kitchen is...disturbing.
You can see the light gradually dying from Dan’s eyes. And the fat gradually clogging up his arteries.
Back when last week was a ting, people would always say the show was one of the highlights of their week. For me, the same and more can be said about this content. It's always so good and so funny.
I’m so sad that this doesn’t have more views, I’ve watched it at least 5 times since it was uploaded because content is such a good series I can’t wait til the next one
420
Tom is some kind of college kitchen wizard. Dan is so confused and it’s so funny!
The calories actually affected my phone and now it is a god damn telephone box
this is honestly one of my favourite videos of all time. ive lost count of how many times i've watched it
Dan is so depressed at the fact that the “foods” taste good
I deadass got a weight loss ad on this vid
What are the odds
This...should become a series
“Bacon and Chacon and Light cream cheese. Oh My!”
Oh yes.
I get this stuck in my head regularly.
We love the C R O N C H
You two together is just the best oh my
That reference to the golden brown song was so subtle I LOVE IT
You need to resign from your position as mayor of flavour town.
Don't bring up Guy "Douchebag" Fieri around here.
@@CJODell12 not kool bro, dont disrespect the mayor of flavor town
...
tom staring unnervingly and continuously into the camera is what did it for me
"Brown is the magic number."
-Tomska, 2018
I feel like this is a "our lives are falling apart, LET'S MAKE A VIDEO" and I am so here for this.
7:00 Elliot are you okay, I am concerned.
Wild Portrait Artist He's not okay.
therapy
mood
i just love the confusion on Elliot's face at 4:56, he truly is a nice boy.
Truly, he is more than just memes.
"He turned the corner and went " Oh! Never mind." Just like every girl I've ever known." _mood_
WHY IS THIS ALWAYS IN MY RECOMMENDED I HAVE WATCHED IT SO MANY TIMES
I don't know why Daniel was so surprised everything tasted good. Doesn't he know us fatties have Phenomenal Cosmic Food Powers?
I've made some horrendously terrible-for-you meals in my lifetime and not once have any of my skinny friends complained about the taste.
DeeDee Doozle hahahha
because they all died of heart attacks because of there soft non plaque reinforced arteries.
literally fat people can throw ANYTHING together and it manages to taste good. we have an odd talent for food.
I'm skinny and don't have a sense of smell, everything I make tastes like "meh" to most people... checks out.
Akaryusan lol
Lol I love how Daniel gets so upset and guilty as if you're killing puppies and not just making a ridiculous meal
“Siri, search up indecent images of-“
*”NONONONONONO”*
“What do you put in the waffle sandwich?’
ANOTHER WAFFLE
6:54 Elliot: Make love to me wall
"We're going to be quite liberal with this" "There are 80 genders" I'm ROLLING
Daniel J. Layton (Actor)
Charlie being disgusted with Tom in this entire video
And then grabbing the liquor bottle after seeing Tom share the waffle sandwich with squidge
back for my occasional rewatch of this video
The fact that Tom has checkered oven gloves is so on-brand
The fact that he never used them or even brought them up once is even more on brand.
i just wanna say thank you dan, for clearing that you filmed baking with layton first. you spared my brain of the unnecessary wondering about which one was filmed first.
It took me 10 minutes to notice the dead body in the back garden. Tom you need to explain
Bryony The Overthinking Pigeon he's cooking that next.
EnderTroller Why doesn't this have more likes. America Explain.
What the fuck I didn’t even notice-
Don't we all have dead bodies in our back garden? Just me? Okay.
Must be an English thing.
A shovel knight ad started playing in the background and it synced really well (the music) so I assumed that it was part of the vid. It began ot stop me hearing what you were saying and I assumed that it was a joke. Hell, it even got a laugh. Then I paused the video and it kept going. The moral of the story? Me dumb.
I wish Dan and Tom collabed more often, this is the best kind of chaos
At 8:38, Dan is all of my friends, being healthy
And I am Tom
Meeee
Tom. What’s with all this CONTENT?
"I want my mouth to be burning sooooo much that I can't remember why I was sad in the first place" 2meirl4meirl
Brown is the magic number
-Tomska 2018
just now noticing the tiny snippet of golden brown by the stranglers after they say it, a vewwy nice touch
6:57 what the heck is elliot just half standing behind the door frame for drinking beer and beung chill just like behind a door frame
Life questions
It’s not delivery, it’s depression.
"I'm on a diet, dan"
The existence of this video begs to differ
Tom: "Im big enough for alot of things"
Except fit in a slide at the water park
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dan: I am very straight.
Tom: * puts down plates*
Dan: defends himself with his arms and shouts...
I could be mistaking him for someone else but wasnt he the guy who made out with a girl in one of Tom's skits? (I have no problem with gay people I'm just a bit confused)
i do not remember commenting this...
Shnitzer Weesle yes, in valentine’s lies. he wasn’t dan though, his real name was jade. and he was actually a woman, but dodie was actually a man, and jack was pretending to be a lamp the whole time
@@ImJustJorts Dan is also actually straight. People just often assume that he is not because he often doesn't act like what some people would consider a "stereotypically straight man". Which is of course stupid because sexuality doesn't define personality.
@@annakilifa331 ooooh ok. Thanks for explaining. Sorry about the confusion ❤
it’s wonderful seeing how distressed Dan is at the fact that these dishes were good
Editing is fantastic, as always
especially the bits at the end with their faces across the screen
In absolute awe at the size of this lad
Pieguy 247 A B S O L U T E U N I T
This is sad to watch.I actually feel depressed....10/10
Tomska: We're gonna be quite liberal with this.
Tomska, squirting on the sour cream: There are 80 gendeeeeeeers
I just got that 😂
I come back and watch this and chocolate orange brownies every time I need to cry with laughter
This is probably my favourite channel on youtube. I don't laugh out loud at a lot of stuff but this really gets me.
guy...fieri?
GuySka is a thing
Why is there a corpse in the back garden?? But otherwise great video!!
Mattawho *that explains a lot*
That's for the next cooking show.
You know how they say "Never trust a skinny chef"?
...
...yeah, this is gonna be some fucking gourmet shit
“ bAcon and chAken and light cream cheese “
I-
My gaydar went off like mad
Are you sure he's not gay?
Talking about Tom.
I wish he was
I’d marry Tom 😂
I choked on my own saliva laughing at this.
Pretty sure he would be willing to try to be with a guy because he has never tried it before he said this like multiple times I think both times on a live stream which is not on his twitch anymore but on his recent livestream he said he’s never tried it before so I think he would be willing to try
@@mortt7785 that won't be the only thing choking you ;)
I was ready to throw hands thank god
it has been six years and i still come back to this video...
Who doesn’t tbh
Tom: We are drinking desparato a french beer
Netherlands: _hold my beer_
Tom: I already am!
The “Just F*ck It™️” could probably feed a small village
8:29 pause here for toms face
"Not if it kills me first, motherfuckeeeer!" I'm done hahahahaha 😂
I say "To be care" as part of my general lexicon these days
It's like how Tom just says "ah" as a confirmation in daily life
I'll never be able to watch this video for the first time ever again, and that saddens me greatly.
I'm in the same place
8:08
And that's the moment when Charlie decided to break up with Tom
the fact she saw that and still proposed to him makes me believe that anything is possible
God, I can't believe this video is already 6 years old. 😮
Where I was living at during that year was over 90 degrees in the US.
Please do another video like this, this is my go to video for when I'm sad 😂
"Brown is the magic number"
Tomska
2018-forever onwards
I always come back to this video when I'm in a certain mood...can't say what mood that is exactly, but God it's great
same
6:23 I noticed that Stranglers reference.....
this is one of my favourite videos of all time.