Man Buys Box of Amazon Returns. Instantly Regrets It. (w/

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @ClimateTown
    @ClimateTown 16 часов назад +12351

    In my defense, I really didn't think this one through.

    • @H3n7yx76
      @H3n7yx76 16 часов назад +269

      you commented this before it was released lol

    • @girlpikachu226
      @girlpikachu226 16 часов назад +21

      LMAO

    • @kingf1
      @kingf1 16 часов назад +37

      we forgive you

    • @OkayIW
      @OkayIW 16 часов назад +102

      How'd bro get early access

    • @FROGLOVER-YT
      @FROGLOVER-YT 16 часов назад +2

      Lol

  • @ryan7032
    @ryan7032 15 часов назад +9960

    Danny literally became the person selling weird things on Facebook Marketplace that he and Drew would laugh at just over 6 years ago.

    • @greenfelix7065
      @greenfelix7065 14 часов назад +361

      Circle of life

    • @MzV8488
      @MzV8488 14 часов назад +259

      Dad Mode: Activated 😂

    • @lazydaizy321
      @lazydaizy321 14 часов назад +114

      It’s called getting old lmao

    • @agninagi
      @agninagi 13 часов назад +154

      you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

    • @YouTubeaccoubr
      @YouTubeaccoubr 13 часов назад +69

      And so did Drew when he sold all the dumbest shit he bought for the channel

  • @angiewinchester3384
    @angiewinchester3384 11 часов назад +1143

    That last lady who brought the rug was so sweet. It's nice seeing someone so excited for something that someone else just wanted to get rid of. I hope that carpet fit well in her home.

    • @mirrepoix
      @mirrepoix 9 часов назад +79

      when i was a college student, i had this hideous mustard-yellow desk chair (and not the pretty shade of mustard-yellow that became trendy recently, but rather the exact shade of week-old dried mustard). it worked fine, it just wasn't comfortable to sit in for long periods, so i needed something better for doing classwork. the chair was ugly as shit, but i felt like i could play off of that, so i made a craigslist post offering up my "ugly mustard chair" to whoever could withstand its presence
      an older woman came to pick it up, and she gushed to me how excited she was for my ugly mustard chair, that it was the perfect vibe for her living room and she was so happy to find it. it gave me a new appreciation for that silly old chair. i hope it gave her many years of seated satisfaction!

    • @niamhy5941
      @niamhy5941 8 часов назад +6

      @@mirrepoixaww that’s so cute

    • @worldwidefunnyguy
      @worldwidefunnyguy 8 часов назад +18

      @@mirrepoixi love how dedicated you are to calling this desk chair ugly

  • @emeraldneill7439
    @emeraldneill7439 13 часов назад +3646

    I didn’t realize that the toilet seat was like granite or something and my immediate thought was that it was just absolutely disgusting

    • @elderflower2133
      @elderflower2133 11 часов назад +44

      Same lmao

    • @_g0r3c0r3
      @_g0r3c0r3 11 часов назад +11

      same

    • @lexx1745
      @lexx1745 10 часов назад +44

      probably why they didn’t want it.

    • @noswim
      @noswim 10 часов назад +1

      I thought Danny was going to sniff it like the piss carpet

    • @Agmolly
      @Agmolly 10 часов назад

      @@noswimThe piss goblin did not strike again

  • @CalebKeiper
    @CalebKeiper 15 часов назад +4933

    Pretty sure the clear tent at 24:07 is a mini greenhouse, and that's why it was so warm and had dirt in it

    • @mouthfullness
      @mouthfullness 15 часов назад +390

      bro thank you I was going insane at him not figuring it out lmaoo

    • @pinkiepie1025
      @pinkiepie1025 15 часов назад +203

      i honestly thought it might be for hotboxing cuz there was no ventilation LOL

    • @FuckingPurple
      @FuckingPurple 15 часов назад

      I thought it might be a spray tan tent, but your guess makes more sense with the dirt and all

    • @newcamomile
      @newcamomile 15 часов назад +48

      It looks like mesh not clear plastic, I think it's a mosquito tent for beds.

    • @onlyone8331
      @onlyone8331 14 часов назад +52

      ​@@newcamomile bed for mosquitos

  • @AlyssaDyer-z8s
    @AlyssaDyer-z8s 8 часов назад +162

    Oh, man. This reminds me of when I worked at a Goodwill distribution center. Especially the spider, sneezing, and discovering things that simply don't work. However, at least you never had to deal with "mysterious goo"

    • @WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes
      @WhatExcellentBoiledPo-ta-toes 7 часов назад

      As someone who works as a cleaner I sympathise with your mysterious goo. Also often its better not to know what it is and just wash your hands asap 😅

  • @JhericFury
    @JhericFury 15 часов назад +6541

    "the box is cursed" he says, listing symptoms of an allergic reaction

    • @Sceptile29
      @Sceptile29 14 часов назад +261

      I hate it when the doctors give me a medicine with amoxicillin so now I have to deal with the plague of Spiders and Mites
      Happens far too often

    • @farahmili7134
      @farahmili7134 14 часов назад +329

      the entire time i was like danny no..... i think thats mold.....

    • @nataliedels
      @nataliedels 14 часов назад +282

      i was worried it was bed bugs 😭

    • @RisingJay
      @RisingJay 13 часов назад +167

      allergies might be curses, depending on your perspective lol

    • @sahie
      @sahie 13 часов назад +22

      I feel bad that I was cackling my head off so loud at that part of the video that I woke my husband up at 5:36am. 😂

  • @CrystalBall-.-
    @CrystalBall-.- 15 часов назад +2284

    Imagine buying a rug off Facebook Marketplace and meeting the seller in a parking lot then seeing Danny Gonzalez show up

    • @KyraLander
      @KyraLander 13 часов назад +45

      I think I would have fan girled lmao

    • @karlabunns
      @karlabunns 12 часов назад +19

      I would've left LMAO too shy for all that

    • @vojeurist
      @vojeurist 11 часов назад +46

      and he has a little spray bottle

    • @aaphroditestears
      @aaphroditestears 10 часов назад +14

      I would’ve been scared he’s gonna chase me and beat me with the rug again

    • @acoelomate2984
      @acoelomate2984 9 часов назад +4

      @@aaphroditestearsyeah I hate it when he does that 😢 even worse than when he visits me in my nightmares tbh

  • @averyelytle
    @averyelytle 11 часов назад +202

    Danny saying asking random stupid questions like "So there's only hockey sticks at these facilities then?" and Raleigh matching his energy is just *chefs kiss*

  • @loasctrl
    @loasctrl 16 часов назад +2702

    the fact danny just had a clear camping tent in a public park is so oddly on brand

    • @stargold222
      @stargold222 16 часов назад +183

      At this point everyone in his town must be like “there’s that one youtuber again”

    • @ishathakor
      @ishathakor 15 часов назад +102

      that family that was on a walk probably saw him filming with his strange clear tent and was like ok we're going the other way we don't want anything to do with whatever is happening here

    • @HumanPerson_final
      @HumanPerson_final 15 часов назад +56

      I feel like that might be meant as a greenhouse tent? Idk

    • @bjam89
      @bjam89 14 часов назад +14

      @@HumanPerson_final yeah that is what i figured it was aswell, and with the soil and sand in it even more proof it is a greenhouse

    • @Rsp721
      @Rsp721 8 часов назад

      @@HumanPerson_finalim pretty sure its a hotbox tent thats why theres no ventilation its so you can fill it with smoke

  • @ClaireStonick
    @ClaireStonick 15 часов назад +2343

    shoutout to the random fan who instead of a “greg” t-shirt has random amazon products as danny gonzalez merch

    • @nickmagwood9200
      @nickmagwood9200 12 часов назад +71

      surprised they havnt commented yet

    • @cr144mc6
      @cr144mc6 10 часов назад +58

      Getting an AI bird feeder that Danny used to own would be kind of sick

    • @nickmagwood9200
      @nickmagwood9200 10 часов назад +35

      @ especially if it still has the pic of him on it

    • @KeilaBevins
      @KeilaBevins 9 часов назад

      @@nickmagwood9200 i think that would be on the app on dannys phone
      I dont think it would sync up idk

    • @SuzER08
      @SuzER08 9 часов назад

      @@nickmagwood9200 that was me!! when my dad told me i almost didnt believe him, I wanted to go back with him to get a pic with danny but I was super sick with some kind of flu at the time :(( but he called me while i was there so i did at least get to say hi to danny over the phone! my dad got me a couple sets of pots for plants which is pretty good youtuber merch if you ask me

  • @jaxenbouman3737
    @jaxenbouman3737 11 часов назад +172

    13:58 I love how the angel wants to make money and the devil wants to donate it to goodwill

    • @merbear7528
      @merbear7528 10 часов назад +13

      Biblically accurate angel and devil

  • @jessaminemaslin3717
    @jessaminemaslin3717 16 часов назад +5415

    “Danny, Danny, DANNY!” We all chant as we joyfully skip toward him!

    • @Emacoration
      @Emacoration 15 часов назад +54

      D A N N Y !

    • @ChickenGuy89
      @ChickenGuy89 15 часов назад +53

      DANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      (where were you... FOR SHAME...)

    • @loveyouroniii
      @loveyouroniii 15 часов назад +8

      real

    • @KittyBroccoli
      @KittyBroccoli 15 часов назад +13

      Danny, Danny, DANNY!

    • @__Mow__
      @__Mow__ 15 часов назад +1

      DAaAaAaAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAnyyyyyYYYYYEEEEE

  • @Paper_Demon_cutscorners
    @Paper_Demon_cutscorners 15 часов назад +2607

    Danny the fact that you disappeared off RUclips for a month to make a video on selling broken toy leaf trimmers is why you’re such an icon

    • @bethswiftie
      @bethswiftie 15 часов назад +55

      ERM ACTUALLY the hedge clipper toy was broken, the toy chainsaw was perfectly fine :P

    • @Paper_Demon_cutscorners
      @Paper_Demon_cutscorners 15 часов назад +16

      @ My brain broke trying to remember the words hedge clipper :P

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 13 часов назад +4

      My such an icon? **You're** not making any sense.

    • @111Strawberry-staR
      @111Strawberry-staR 13 часов назад +2

      666th like

    • @rockification
      @rockification 13 часов назад +1

      you’re

  • @Daisyd5m
    @Daisyd5m 10 часов назад +592

    18:14 As a preschool teacher, this is extremely relatable; I've unintentionally told full-grown adults "all done" or "no touch." I don't intend to sound rude, but it's eight hours a day with kids haha.

    • @oliviamontes8164
      @oliviamontes8164 9 часов назад +10

      100% true!! I’m a first year teacher 😅

    • @haileyfoster4530
      @haileyfoster4530 9 часов назад +11

      oh my god saaame, except i'm talking to my cat with the sign lol. and today one of the toddlers (where i work) started repeating me when i was saying "oh my" and "oh goodness"

    • @silverandexact
      @silverandexact 9 часов назад +33

      Someone cut me off in traffic and I said "No thank you, friend." I (obviously) work at an elementary school.

    • @fionawaters5152
      @fionawaters5152 8 часов назад +4

      Tutor and child development researcher... can confirm that when I'm working with kids I forget how to swear

    • @rainbowjulia
      @rainbowjulia 8 часов назад +3

      Hey fellow preschool teacher! Lmao my friends are so pissed whenever I slip into my teacher voice with them. I'm also in the habit of looking back and counting the group whenever we're walking somewhere together...

  • @ninesdb99
    @ninesdb99 15 часов назад +1236

    The clear pastic tent is a tiny affordable greenhouse. That's why it gets so hot. The windows are to cool it down if it gets too hot. We used to have one in our backyard.

    • @Pastellera2video
      @Pastellera2video 14 часов назад +63

      Did you return it?

    • @Pluto_4Life
      @Pluto_4Life 13 часов назад +24

      Are you the one who returned it?

    • @ninesdb99
      @ninesdb99 13 часов назад +41

      ​@Pastellera2video @Pluto_4Life No we did not, it either slowly withered away or it's somewhere in the attic 😂
      I also live on the other side of the ocean, so even if I did, I truly hope it wouldn't end up in a USA warehouse 😬

    • @buddermantheamazing
      @buddermantheamazing 12 часов назад +2

      I'm pretty sure it's a tent for the beach, hence the sand

    • @callum9999
      @callum9999 11 часов назад +2

      @@buddermantheamazing People generally go to the beach when it's hot. A greenhouse is the absolute last thing you would want to be sitting in!
      Perhaps they bought it to use on the beach and discovered the error of their ways, so returned it?

  • @Furbygal1226
    @Furbygal1226 14 часов назад +1552

    hey danny the spider at 28:45 looks to be a male grass spider of the genus agelenopsis. they’re some of my favorites and this time of year you’ll see the males in your house hoping to find a female’s web to breed. they’re sexually dimorphic with the males having those long, thin abdomens and more pronounced pedipalps (closer to the mouth). you can also tell it’s a grass spider due to the pronounced spinnerets on his back half! good spider find but this fella was not part of the box curse he was likely looking for a mate. to clarify i do think your box is cursed

    • @juliebogen1797
      @juliebogen1797 13 часов назад +137

      I literally had to triple check to make sure I wasn’t the one who wrote this lol. I’ve met so few other people who get excited about ID-ing and explaining spiders to people

    • @xx-ow7nd
      @xx-ow7nd 13 часов назад +57

      I envy you so much. I’m a bird watcher and I’m trying to get into iNaturalist instead of just eBird but good god the bug and spider stuff creeps me out. Sometimes I put the filter for everything but bugs on the map so it won’t show me pictures of them lol. Just reading this I feel like that spider is crawling down my back😭 you’re built stronger than me for sure. I swear I’m gonna need to actually get therapy to start looking at bugs with this kind of curiosity and neutrality and appreciation😭

    • @kilgoredonner5390
      @kilgoredonner5390 13 часов назад +27

      Finally, the information I was looking for

    • @avawetzel3408
      @avawetzel3408 12 часов назад +12

      oh that's so cool!! i'm scared of spiders so i wasn't able to look at the screen during that part but i love seeing comments like this anytime bugs show up in videos. bugs and spiders are so so cool

    • @Furbygal1226
      @Furbygal1226 12 часов назад

      @@juliebogen1797 i’m such a huge spider fan and grass spiders hold a special place in my heart. their webs are some of my favorites and if you’re interested in spiders they’re really fun to feed and watch!

  • @rachelclo6305
    @rachelclo6305 12 часов назад +76

    The stand-up tent is really popular in the dance world. For competitions or recitals you can change in the tent without having to wait in line for a changing room or bathroom.

    • @def_nothing
      @def_nothing 7 часов назад

      thats exactly what i thought of too!!! the amount of these tents i've seen in changing rooms is astronomical. never had one myself though 😔 just had to abandon all modesty and trust no one was paying attention

  • @TheTrooper7
    @TheTrooper7 14 часов назад +2042

    I really love how you, drew and Kurtis went from poking fun at weirdo’s online to commenting and explaining issues affecting the modern world. The evolution is crazy. It is also smart considering that most of your viewers as myself were watching your sillier content when we were young teens and now as an adult we still get to enjoy your content with a more informative and professional tone. Thanks for the years of entertainment and I’m looking forward to the more informative yet still entertaining future.

    • @underoathfannatic
      @underoathfannatic 14 часов назад +87

      I couldn’t agree more. Def enjoying the more productive concepts they have been doing.

    • @katieclark-p9j
      @katieclark-p9j 14 часов назад +61

      i do sometimes miss when they would just make fun of people just like a little bit
      couldn’t they do both 😔

    • @pseudonymous9153
      @pseudonymous9153 14 часов назад +16

      Can't adults have silly fun? We know the world is fcked, we don't need *another* voice telling us that.

    • @lydianelson9059
      @lydianelson9059 14 часов назад +84

      @@pseudonymous9153 Why not both? Danny, Drew, and Kurtis all do silly fun but it's great that they use their platforms to spread awareness of this kind of thing.

    • @underoathfannatic
      @underoathfannatic 13 часов назад +39

      @@katieclark-p9j i don’t think they have abandon that format entirely, they just don’t want it being there main content as much. There’s a lot of people making fun of others online it’s a bit redundant these days.

  • @stefanib.4283
    @stefanib.4283 14 часов назад +642

    The guy who bought random items for his daughter who knew your channel was so sweet

    • @Ssdgg8
      @Ssdgg8 11 часов назад +2

      Frfr😢😅

    • @Ghost_Token
      @Ghost_Token 8 часов назад

      I want a Danny branded toilet seat ):

  • @LanaDelGato
    @LanaDelGato 12 часов назад +117

    that guy coming back simply because his daughter knew who you were is so wholesome and I love it

  • @Hoopergames
    @Hoopergames 15 часов назад +882

    14:00
    I like how the devil wants to donate it and the angel is worried about profit

    • @gdaddy3695
      @gdaddy3695 13 часов назад +108

      Capitalist angel vs communist devil.

    • @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037
      @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037 12 часов назад +1

      @@gdaddy3695 Level 100 Capitalist vs Level 1 Communist

    • @arenomusic
      @arenomusic 12 часов назад +37

      God's America

    • @americanidiot41
      @americanidiot41 12 часов назад +13

      Well the point is charity so that makes sense

    • @Vaaaaadim
      @Vaaaaadim 12 часов назад +9

      Turns out this was actually Evil Shadow Danny.

  • @stuffroom979
    @stuffroom979 16 часов назад +1077

    When I worked at Sephora every return went to the landfill regardless of anything. We couldn't even take them or give them away they had to be destroyed and desposed of. It was depressing especially the day after black Friday when everyone came back to return their impulse purchases 🙄

    • @Superc0ol3picguy
      @Superc0ol3picguy 15 часов назад +1

      I would’ve slipped so much shit into my pockets ngl

    • @Anonymouse547
      @Anonymouse547 15 часов назад +10

      Really? I thought they’re used as samples

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 15 часов назад +178

      In terms of makeup and cosmetics it's unfortunately a hygiene thing. You can't put someone's lip product back on the shelves. And most other cases comes down to sheer impracticality or just plain cheapness

    • @jennycatmystique7139
      @jennycatmystique7139 15 часов назад +126

      I really wonder if requiring companies to be transparent about what happens to returned items would convince some people to just keep them. Like if I impulse bought some mascara or it just didn’t work as well as I hoped- being informed that it would just be sent directly to a landfill when returning would definitely convince me to just keep it. Like I get why makeup returns just get thrown out, but I doubt many people are making that connection when returning.

    • @Anonymouse547
      @Anonymouse547 14 часов назад +74

      @@jennycatmystique7139 Right, but people also want their money back. I just feel like a makeup company shouldn’t necessarily offer returns.

  • @htm5814
    @htm5814 9 часов назад +31

    That MSRP counter is like the Storage Wars people guessing the costs of things in the unit and they always wildly overestimate the value of all the crap they acquired.

  • @sarahovercash5338
    @sarahovercash5338 12 часов назад +161

    Hi as someone who works in warehouses with cardboard. We have a thing we call cardboard mites, they are like dustmites. I break out in hives and rashes from cardboard because of how dirty and how many dustmites are in them. Could also be mold or cardboard splinters. Yes sometimes you can get cardboard dust stuck in your skin. You never know. I've learned to always wear gloves and not to work in warehouses with severe allergies to dust.

    • @cortburris9526
      @cortburris9526 9 часов назад +8

      huh, i was thinking it was fleas or bedbugs from the pet carrier or other soft goods.

  • @Definatalie
    @Definatalie 14 часов назад +619

    Thanks for highlighting the landfill issue. We buy too much and we don't need all this stuff. I volunteer for a charity that works to reduce textile waste and I'm a huge evangelist for reusing perfectly good textiles and learning to sew and mend your clothes.

    • @amentrison2794
      @amentrison2794 12 часов назад +22

      You seem like a great person to ask! Do you know if it's possible to genuinely recycle old clothes? Like is that a thing that textile waste organizations do? Cause I'm trying to clean out my closet from when I was young and not all of the stuff can be reworn by someone, plus I know that most donated clothes end up in landfill anyways.

    • @xoxokaleigh
      @xoxokaleigh 11 часов назад +12

      I am also interested in the previous comment's question 👀 please like my comment if you respond so I can see lol

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 11 часов назад +10

      I'm actually needing to return something for the first time so this is crazy to find out about 😂

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo 11 часов назад +2

      Did you mean you're a huge advocate for reusing? Or is there another use for the word evangelist that I just found?

    • @jougjimmadome
      @jougjimmadome 10 часов назад

      ​@@sunnyandthechlo no you got it right that's what they meant

  • @paige-cx1gy
    @paige-cx1gy 9 часов назад +11

    thank you so much for using your popularity to speak out on this. It is a huge problem lots of people are blissfully ignorant to and it needs to gain more awareness

  • @Sar_bear
    @Sar_bear 14 часов назад +326

    The store I work at (it's a small family owned store, not just an online store) sells some things on Amazon and earlier this year someone that bought a like $300 wool blanket from us wanted to return it and there was a big fight with Amazon (not the customer) because Amazon wanted to just throw the blanket away instead of sending it back to us so we wouldn't be out the money and the blanket. It is insane how difficult Amazon is.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 12 часов назад +30

      300 bucks is an insane amount for them to expect you to throw away

  • @kattailsbackwardssoaieg9304
    @kattailsbackwardssoaieg9304 14 часов назад +220

    Literally nothing made me laugh harder than the little zoom in on that perfectly organized and happy little family + dog at the park

  • @OldStreetLights
    @OldStreetLights 8 часов назад +13

    the "oh no golly" was actually so cute tho. i love seeing danny's father side

  • @sunbunnow
    @sunbunnow 14 часов назад +280

    This is crazy to see you talk about this! I do this job at Lowes. They use to throw away so many returns but I changed that. I’m the RTM clerk and handle everything returned to our store. I either mark it 1/2 price, send it back to the vendor or donate it. Sometimes we have to throw stuff away cause it’s damaged, but I try to avoid that.

    • @bexfisch80
      @bexfisch80 12 часов назад +18

      That's how how we got our kitchen sink! It was a custom sized sink that ended up getting returned but we happened to need to super small sink (at the time). It was marked down half price and the Lowes store guy marked it down further for us (I'm sure to get rid of it). We bought it, then saved it for three years, then installed it in our renovated kitchen. It is still one of our best budget finds 😂 Thanks for what you do!

    • @kiiimiko
      @kiiimiko 11 часов назад +6

      What if it's cursed?

    • @Angelface11
      @Angelface11 11 часов назад

      Lowes should have pallets of returns just like home Depot does. But I like what you're doing better

    • @LKing-ue2jl
      @LKing-ue2jl 11 часов назад +1

      You're doing a great thing

    • @ihatemickiegee
      @ihatemickiegee 10 часов назад

      well that’s nice… because places like aldi and whole foods literally fire people for donating items that are supposed to go in the dumpster. it’s fucked up

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 14 часов назад +263

    It's one of the reasons why in person shopping is better for the environment, because you can look at the item, gauge it's size and feel it. Returnsfor in store puchases are well under 10%. Whereas for online purchases it's 50% of items are returned.

    • @livwake
      @livwake 12 часов назад +11

      I agree with everything else you said but no way is it even close to 50%

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 12 часов назад +12

      If people didn't buy junk in the first place, they'd stop making so much of it. Almost all of the stuff he unboxed here is literally trash as soon as it's made, and almost all of it is unnecessary even if it was good quality.

    • @80s_graffiti
      @80s_graffiti 12 часов назад

      ​@@gorak9000 we need to ban the sale of garbage products. no black market would exist either, since it's garbage.

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 12 часов назад +1

      @@livwake nope that is the stats one Google search would show you this, please just look this stuff up.

    • @sharkshannon
      @sharkshannon 12 часов назад +9

      @@livwakei would actually argue that it might be more than 50%..

  • @laurendodson
    @laurendodson 8 часов назад +2

    My grandmother has that bird feeder and basically it just tells her when a bird is there so she can watch them!! And yeah it's kinda just like a ring camera and detects any movement. We see squirrels a lot!! We also see the birds fight over the food so that's very fun.

  • @brii0_0
    @brii0_0 16 часов назад +1620

    We missed you DANNY

    • @jenutopia
      @jenutopia 15 часов назад +28

      Literally cheered when i saw the notif

    • @joshua_the_guy
      @joshua_the_guy 15 часов назад +7

      @@jenutopia bro saaame i yelled 😭

    • @Foxysrightfoot
      @Foxysrightfoot 15 часов назад +1

      Real

    • @ukiyoomi
      @ukiyoomi 15 часов назад +1

      so TRUE

    • @clawed_coffee
      @clawed_coffee 15 часов назад +2

      what took him so long tho

  • @vikrambalaji4126
    @vikrambalaji4126 16 часов назад +451

    PARTNERING WITH CLIMATETOWN IS WILDDDD bro im so happy

    • @dissonantdreams
      @dissonantdreams 14 часов назад +9

      the crossover we never knew we needed

  • @naiadnb
    @naiadnb 12 часов назад +8

    So that standing tent has a zipper that allows you to see out the top--I'm quite sure it's designed that way so that a shower head can fit into that gap and potentially provide privacy for one of those outdoor shower stations you see at campgrounds and beaches sometimes.

  • @miho3409
    @miho3409 13 часов назад +372

    in defense of that old lady who laughed at ur bird feeder: as someone who loves birdwatching, the best part is figuring out which bird you’re seeing! so having ai do it ruins all the fun of it lol 36:44

    • @tommy8716
      @tommy8716 10 часов назад +32

      To be fair, I'm pretty sure there's no AI on that anyway. It just has a motion sensor. That's the thing he called a speaker.

    • @turbkeysamdwich1880
      @turbkeysamdwich1880 10 часов назад +12

      Ai takes the fun out of everything.

    • @sorenfarley
      @sorenfarley 9 часов назад

      ​​​@@turbkeysamdwich1880That just looks like the same stuff that's in Google Lense and shit. Totally fine, but does ruin the fun. Generative AI is the bad one.

    • @midneis
      @midneis 8 часов назад +3

      It can't tell you what bird you are seeing on the camera, it would be magic, not any AI known today. It's a simple camera with a motion sensor, it just registers motion, starts capturing video and you can access the video files from the app on the phone. People slap the word "AI" on everything electronic just like they do "organic" on everything food-related. It doesn't mean anything.

    • @turbkeysamdwich1880
      @turbkeysamdwich1880 8 часов назад

      @@midneis I’m not saying you’re wrong about the product, but you can take a picture of a bird on Google and it will tell you what it is.

  • @JustMooshie
    @JustMooshie 14 часов назад +163

    Danny’s camera quality having like 3 pixels on the interview portion with climatetown is so funny for some reason

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 12 часов назад +1

      computers work on powers of 2, so there's either 0 pixels, 2 pixels, 4 pixels, 8 pixels, or 16 pixels there, not 3

    • @FleegyMcSkiddz
      @FleegyMcSkiddz 10 часов назад

      I think they were not being serious​@@gorak9000

    • @mothmads
      @mothmads 10 часов назад

      @@gorak9000 🤓

  • @CucumberpatchAddict
    @CucumberpatchAddict 11 часов назад +21

    23:07
    danny: **makes a dad joke**
    tent: im outta here

  • @miketheevil
    @miketheevil 13 часов назад +90

    I really like the videos where Danny actually does a RUclips thing but shows the reality, this and the car give away is very interesting

  • @maryam-te4xb
    @maryam-te4xb 16 часов назад +964

    the intro to the video is an update on making himself everyone's sleep paralysis demon, I've never been more scared of danny before

    • @LifeIsAnOmoriReference
      @LifeIsAnOmoriReference 15 часов назад +4

      Exactly what I was thinking 😭

    • @ishathakor
      @ishathakor 15 часов назад +11

      the way he stares into the camera for a bit in the intro is so eerie

    • @littleravenfiberarts
      @littleravenfiberarts 10 часов назад +2

      Now that we've seen Shadow Danny we have seven days to live

  • @1standlast
    @1standlast 9 часов назад +11

    Guys. DANNY. I work in the environmental industry. I used to work for a certain company, and Amazon was one of our biggest, if not our biggest, clients. We had random (or sometimes, not so random) mandatory 4 hours of overtime after our shifts to help with the Amazon side. What did that work entail?
    We received hundreds and thousands of cubic yard boxes of stuff from Amazon. Literally anything and everything. Phones, computers, speakers, toys, photo frames, dildos, glasses, perfume, pens, solar lawn lights, face wash, clothes, you name it. We all had to sign a non-pilfering agreement (aka, don't take anything) because some of it was hazardous. Aka, makeup that went bad, propane gas cylinders that were faulty, etc. But MOST of it was perfectly good stuff.
    We had to trash all of it. Nobody stole anything 👀 but I had good pens
    I'd love to give you more details and tell you more about the disposal process!!

    • @kwowka
      @kwowka 8 часов назад +1

      Banning people from keeping useful stuff even if it’s just going to be thrown away is evil actually. Reminds me of supermarkets banning the donation of almost expired food, even though they’re not gonna make any money off it anyway

  • @rose_9813
    @rose_9813 15 часов назад +155

    I love how Danny says that he is lazy and he’s not very smart yet every single video that he does he’s doing something literally insane that I would’ve never thought of. Yes I may be being a tad bit dramatic but I don’t think he gives himself enough credit, he delivers top tier and good quality videos every single time.

    • @CeeGeeFursuits
      @CeeGeeFursuits 12 часов назад

      I mean he does work with editors

    • @FleegyMcSkiddz
      @FleegyMcSkiddz 10 часов назад +1

      ​@CeeGeeFursuits what do you mean? That doesn't mean he doesn't work hard or isn't intelligent. Rose even said they may be dramatic but I agree with them, he does not give himself the credit he deserves, a common theme among successful youtubers

  • @ashv9565
    @ashv9565 15 часов назад +108

    I relate so hard to the facebook marketplace struggle.
    Im cleaning out my parents home and am giving away a bunch of furniture for free. All anyone has to do is pick it up.
    They'll make plans to pick it up but not show up. Stop messaging mid conversation. They want me to deliver (or in one particularly shocking case, pay THEM for the gas money to pick it up). They want other things not mentioned anywhere in any listing. Etc.
    Its crazy.

    • @naesala
      @naesala 13 часов назад +13

      I can't drive so sometimes I ask for things to be delivered to me when I buy. I will pay the seller extra to do so if requested. I don't get people who insist that delivery must be free. If they need it delivered that badly, paying extra for delivery should be a possibility they need to take into account.

    • @jessip8654
      @jessip8654 11 часов назад +4

      Yeah really. I was giving away a couch for free, and I'd say about 9 people ghosted before some college boys came by and grabbed it up. Also some were absolutely outraged that they'd have to re-attach the arms (only way to get it out of our house) even though re-attaching them was literally just slide and click into place...

    • @theresivy
      @theresivy 9 часов назад +2

      unfortunately its rlly common where im from, most ppl here demand to buy high-quality authentic branded products with their budget of 2 cents and pocket lint and also want you to pay for shipping AND to add in freebies or else theyre not buying it

  • @randomeditor247
    @randomeditor247 12 часов назад +275

    18:14 as a preschool teacher this is so relatable, I accidentally tell full grown adults '"all done" or 'no touch'. I don't mean to sound like a jerk, it's eight hours a day around toddlers lol.

  • @mikleTheGoofster
    @mikleTheGoofster 13 часов назад +158

    37:40
    Imagine watching a Danny Gonzalez video and your dad’s just randomly there lol.

  • @Anttheyoutubeuser
    @Anttheyoutubeuser 14 часов назад +82

    19:14 Danny realising people return broken things and that he happened to buy a box full of things that people have returned

  • @tinystars_0
    @tinystars_0 10 часов назад +4

    this is so corny, but my best friend aka my grandma who i was very close with passed yesterday, and i had just been PRAYING for danny to post because his posts always make me so happy😭

    • @a.z.p.
      @a.z.p. 7 часов назад +1

      So sorry for your loss

  • @Federal.buerau_of_silly
    @Federal.buerau_of_silly 16 часов назад +501

    6:08 ain't no way he put sadam Hussein in the tent

    • @sisco1517
      @sisco1517 14 часов назад +14

      He did indeed... put Sadam Hussain in a tent

    • @clash9207
      @clash9207 14 часов назад +12

      LMAO I didn't notice that til now

    • @kaeliharris5815
      @kaeliharris5815 13 часов назад +3

      I was looking for this comment 😭

    • @boy_girl_cat_party1824
      @boy_girl_cat_party1824 12 часов назад +9

      AND sadam hussein’s extremely good friend!!!

    • @Scribble443
      @Scribble443 8 часов назад

      @@boy_girl_cat_party1824 hadam suhain

  • @Mahdoodles
    @Mahdoodles 16 часов назад +529

    Shadow Danny? New character unlocked

  • @gazehound
    @gazehound 9 часов назад +1

    Rollie and Danny have such good back-and-forth humor. Their improv jokes together in this video and Rollie's video are hilarious

  • @PlayerTenji95
    @PlayerTenji95 15 часов назад +402

    A lot of those tents could be donated to homeless encampments or grassroots orgs that work with the homeless. Sweeps are pretty brutal in Georgia, and when unhoused folks get displaced they also loose their medications and documents as well. Having a safe place to sleep is something, at the least.

    • @mintyfresh-ws1rt
      @mintyfresh-ws1rt 14 часов назад +7

      they should definitely do that

    • @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037
      @wickedsickfunkyfreshroller2037 13 часов назад +13

      Donate the greenhouse to the homeless shelter. 😂😂😂😂

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 13 часов назад +15

      Unhoused? Stop it. Please. Just say homeless people. There is literally nothing wrong with the word "homeless."

    • @logemcdoge4620
      @logemcdoge4620 12 часов назад +6

      Only one of them could be used by a homeless person.

    • @biffertyboffertyboo
      @biffertyboffertyboo 12 часов назад +18

      ​@@englishatheart you can be homeless but not unhoused -- couch surfing, living in hotels, etc

  • @FableehaChoudhury
    @FableehaChoudhury 15 часов назад +43

    Feverish, tiredness, rashes sounds like mold exposure. I lived in a really damp house for a year and all my furniture used to get moldy no matter what I did. I had similar symptoms the whole time I lived in that house. Scary stuff

  • @QueenKunta
    @QueenKunta 8 часов назад +2

    2:51 what a deep cut. RIP Sports Authority

  • @alexislewis9283
    @alexislewis9283 15 часов назад +79

    Those two ladies who bought the rugs really came in clutch at the end

  • @SomeIcelandicDude
    @SomeIcelandicDude 15 часов назад +370

    Something dystopian about the US being one of the richest countries in the world and the most expensive army by far despite never having any invasions of their country, meanwhile children are starving, can't afford feeding them.

    • @Danislashed
      @Danislashed 14 часов назад +15

      Yeah it makes you think about whose really rich.

    • @coryingman
      @coryingman 14 часов назад +10

      To be fair, it would make sense that the country with the most expensive military would have not been invaded. Also, the entire colonial period was us fending off british invasion... and of us being invaders. History is weird.

    • @pseudonymous9153
      @pseudonymous9153 14 часов назад +17

      ​@@coryingman"British invasion" WHERE? WHEN? Lmao Americans learn actual history challenge (impossible)

    • @pseudonymous9153
      @pseudonymous9153 14 часов назад +6

      ​@@coryingman"*fending off the British in the colonial* period" is an oxymoron. The same as you but with "oxy-" added to the front.

    • @masterofmoss1591
      @masterofmoss1591 13 часов назад +34

      @@pseudonymous9153I think it was just a weird way to say the revolutionary war

  • @Ganymedia9
    @Ganymedia9 11 часов назад +6

    Fun fact: those weren't mosquito bites! They were bites from a cicada mite. They lay their eggs in dead cicadas. Normally, there are only the annual cicadas, which limits the number of eggs that can be laid. But in cicada year? They're everywhere. Source: I live in Chicagoland and was freaking out about these weird intense bug bites, so I asked a doctor.
    ETA: just got to 35:55, nevermind lol

  • @TheyCallMeKellie
    @TheyCallMeKellie 13 часов назад +92

    I know I only donated $2... but I have $36 dollars to my name and 2 kids to christmas shop for...otherwise i would've given much more! Thank you for doing things like this. Means so much to the people who really need it. Every dollar makes a difference. ❤

    • @junipersolis
      @junipersolis 11 часов назад +31

      One dollar equals ten meals. That's twenty meals! That's absolutely amazing.

    • @rebeccat7912
      @rebeccat7912 10 часов назад +32

      If you think about it, you are donating 5.56% of what you have to charity! That would be like if Elon Musk donated $20 billion, and goodness knows people with that kind of money aren't donating that much. Your heartwarming gift means so much to these people in need, and you should be so proud of your kindness 🤗

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 8 часов назад +1

      @@rebeccat7912 you're totally right: if everyone paid 5% forward, the world would be a _noticeably_ better place. That's a lot!

  • @stickitydoodah
    @stickitydoodah 15 часов назад +136

    Marketplace buyers are 10% chill, 70% time-wasting bullshitters, and 20% scammers or bots. Ive been on there for years and some items ive given up on selling and just donated because i got 20+ different messages and no one followed through.
    The last person i sold to showed up at our house in the middle of the night while i was at work, after failing to show up for the previous 3 meetings we planned. My bf was home and they made the transaction, but i was angry that this irresponsible fool couldnt read directions or keep plans.

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 12 часов назад

      I'd avoid FB at all costs - garbage in, garbage out. Just sell on ebay - they pay, you ship it, end of story (unless they file a claim, in which case 99% of the time, the seller loses). CL might be better, but I've noticed as a buyer less and less stuff being listed on CL, and more is on fb now - depressing

    • @cooltimetravel4959
      @cooltimetravel4959 10 часов назад

      If you're looking for electronics, it almost feels like that 20% shoots up to 50%. It become this miserable experience to look for anything at a good price

  • @cashmoney865
    @cashmoney865 12 часов назад +3

    i love how much the lady loved the rug! she was so sweet

  • @mckennalaird2398
    @mckennalaird2398 15 часов назад +176

    After having a kid I started saying "Jeepers Creepers" instead of "Jesus Christ". This inevitably turned into me shouting "JEEPERS!" and getting called Velma at work lmao so I get the "Oh no! Golly!"

    • @boy_girl_cat_party1824
      @boy_girl_cat_party1824 12 часов назад +7

      I started doing the exact same thing, same story except instead of getting called Velma, everyone I know says “jeepers” now

    • @anastasinscreed
      @anastasinscreed 10 часов назад +2

      you made me laugh unbelievably hard

    • @falakrafi
      @falakrafi 10 часов назад +2

      Anytime my nephew (toddler) is in the vicinity of me talking to my siblings I'll whip out the good ol' spelling words he shouldn't hear, saying "I'm D-E-A-D" or the classic "What the H-E-double hockey stick?" XD

    • @eeveevoolan4486
      @eeveevoolan4486 9 часов назад

      makes me think of oliver from ni no kuni,,,,, anyone remember that game

  • @matildegd9965
    @matildegd9965 15 часов назад +54

    I'm so glad the bug bites ended up being because of the cicadas. Given everything I was convinced it was probably bed bugs from the box which would not be fun!

  • @e.eick-scott6511
    @e.eick-scott6511 9 часов назад +1

    I work at an animal shelter and Amazon occasionally stops by to drop off several HUGE pallets of pet-related returns. The last drop off literally included dozens of $500+ robot litterboxes that seemingly had never been used, just open box. It's mostly unused food and litter and stuff but it's always a fun day to see what we got!

  • @mud1nabowl
    @mud1nabowl 12 часов назад +83

    39:05 omfg when i saw this earlier i thought this wss just a dirty toilet seat with like poop stains and stuff

    • @Claymorerat
      @Claymorerat 11 часов назад +4

      Glad I wasn’t the only one lmao

  • @Exothermic_Killer
    @Exothermic_Killer 14 часов назад +56

    The clear tent is a greenhouse, that's why it doesn't have ventilation and gets really warm.

  • @keeblebrox
    @keeblebrox 10 часов назад +3

    You're a good sport and I appreciate you turning your experience into a lesson for us all.

  • @murphthegangster
    @murphthegangster 15 часов назад +78

    20:36 NOOO I DONT WANNA PLAY METRO BOOMIN

  • @kittyscreativecorner
    @kittyscreativecorner 13 часов назад +124

    Man it’s not every day you see someone buy an empty cardboard box from themselves for $10,000 just to give it to charity. Danny sure is one of a kind

  • @alexhb12333
    @alexhb12333 12 часов назад +4

    The mystery garbage bag item was a replacement heater element from an oven!

  • @cyb3rdive
    @cyb3rdive 15 часов назад +300

    0:15 genuinely terrifying im gonna call you tanny

    • @stariijells
      @stariijells 15 часов назад +26

      Oh that’s just shadow Danny don’t worry about it

    • @rqmxs
      @rqmxs 14 часов назад +9

      tanny tonzalez😞🙏

    • @iamgreg8352
      @iamgreg8352 11 часов назад

      This is the paralysis demon he wants to indoctrinate us with 😞

    • @sage4280
      @sage4280 10 часов назад +6

      I read that last word wrong I got so scared 😂

    • @Medusa_The-Bard
      @Medusa_The-Bard 9 часов назад

      ​@@sage4280 SAME

  • @Florida_boy
    @Florida_boy 15 часов назад +58

    The clear tent is probably for plants. Like a mini greenhouse. That would also explain the dirt.

    • @bethswiftie
      @bethswiftie 15 часов назад +6

      Ohhh, I can see that! I work with kids so I was thinking some sort of indoor play area ahaha

    • @hospitable_ghost
      @hospitable_ghost 13 часов назад +2

      Yep, I'm pretty positive that's exactly what it's for. Explains the lack of ventilation as well.

  • @tallgeek1131
    @tallgeek1131 11 часов назад +5

    This is the exact same thing that the storage wars people do. Except they own pawn shops and thrift stores, so they actually are more likely to make those profits than random people doing this for a hobby

  • @drcrumbs
    @drcrumbs 15 часов назад +35

    I used to work for a guy that did this. Basically would buy pallets of returned big screen tvs. He’d pay us just to plug them in and make sure they work. He’d sell them at a huge discount and we still made really good money just testing them

  • @purplelord8531
    @purplelord8531 15 часов назад +87

    23:50 we used official speedo/safesport branded changing tents like these for swim meets. Most of *those* your head could poke through the top (and would, if you were a decently tall middle schooler)
    so there are uses for changing tents, and tat's actually a pretty decent one

    • @lizzyizzywizzy
      @lizzyizzywizzy 15 часов назад +5

      also used a lot for dance competitions!

  • @justaharmlesssophie
    @justaharmlesssophie 11 часов назад +17

    Danny, your neighbor's plate is in full view 36:38 (make sure he sees this)

  • @ufomachines
    @ufomachines 16 часов назад +198

    "WE MISSED YOU DANNY" WE ALL SHOUT IN UNISON

  • @noahramirez4997
    @noahramirez4997 13 часов назад +9

    as a former amazon delivery driver, the amount of waste, cut corners and human rights violations is abhorrent. no wonder it’s such a successful company

  • @nari5161
    @nari5161 10 часов назад +2

    On the rusted pan - I was shopping for steak knives looking at a Faberware set, and a lot of recent reviews said they couldn't be stainless steel as claimed because they rusted after a single wash/ contact with liquid. And pictures on pictures from different reviews of the same thing, so many rusted knives. So it's like they're really making things to not even be used once (if you wash before using), or not more than once. I just returned a couple shirts to Costco I bought online and the fabric felt nice but the cut was crazy, far from human-shaped. And a couple shirts that both the cut and fabric were really bad. Shopping sucks these days. It's really depressing seeing the wasted resources, and time of the person who made it, and my time if I chose to return or my money if I don't have the time. The gas used shipping and returning. My wardrobe and general things get older and older with a lack of suitable replacements. I sew, I thrift, I jerryrig, I repair when possible. But this market is unsustainable on many levels.

  • @swallowstreet
    @swallowstreet 16 часов назад +127

    i actually love the space between danny’s uploads bc when he does upload it literally feels like a holiday for me lmao

  • @tahliawilliams6506
    @tahliawilliams6506 15 часов назад +36

    9:17 the single shot of the two inside the box. perfection

  • @sailoralyson
    @sailoralyson 12 часов назад +3

    Man for a second I was so worried he had bedbugs lol

  • @allisonhall4977
    @allisonhall4977 15 часов назад +55

    7:30 I love that hard pivot to "positive version" - I need that optimism in my life

  • @TheTransTankie
    @TheTransTankie 16 часов назад +369

    Girl watches Danny Gonzalez, INSTANTLY enjoys it

  • @HarlesCIIAAL
    @HarlesCIIAAL 7 часов назад

    I love how Rollie understood and rolled with Danny's humor so well. Great video!

  • @cameronmeetze8153
    @cameronmeetze8153 15 часов назад +26

    there are tons of Liquidation stores across the US where these boxes go in HUGE quantities. i’ve got one next to the Target i work at. they have massive bins full of items. every single item is the same price, say $14 on day one. you could find a $300 apple pencil or literal dirt. it’s honestly pretty cool. the prices go down by the day too. so by the last day of the week it’s 25 cents each

  • @bethd2410
    @bethd2410 15 часов назад +128

    Having to pause because I started laughing at “who fuck is Gary?” so hard. Especially with the bird feeder too 😂

  • @valolafson6035
    @valolafson6035 10 часов назад +3

    That's my greatest fear with Facebook Marketplace. Things with spiders, or ancient curses.

  • @lPipicacal
    @lPipicacal 15 часов назад +70

    17:46 I DON'T WANNA PLAY METRO BOOMIN!!

  • @Glamrockchicasvoicebox
    @Glamrockchicasvoicebox 15 часов назад +70

    “ look it’s Danny !! “ I say with a smile filling my face, as he floats down in a sparkly pink bubble landing gracefully and popping it with his wand “ real good to see my isn’t it “ he says with a laugh

  • @amazingperson4076
    @amazingperson4076 10 часов назад +3

    Danny’s voice over was very soothing to me for some reason

  • @skelyhands
    @skelyhands 12 часов назад +12

    That's weird cuz I worked as a tech repair guy in a company that had a contract with Amazon. They were the only client there and we got tons of electronics daily to repair or check if it's even broken. And it was a massive, hangar-like facility with huge storage spaces. It was in Europe though so laws might be different etc.

  • @chriswetsbread
    @chriswetsbread 16 часов назад +93

    OMG WHAT A COLLAB !!! SO UNEXPECTED !!! IM SO EXCITED !!!

  • @brodonnellYT
    @brodonnellYT 12 часов назад +3

    Investigative journalist Danny is my favorite Danny

  • @user-xtambourineguy
    @user-xtambourineguy 16 часов назад +147

    Jolly good show. I’ve seem to have spotted a bundle of enjoyment :)

    • @favoriteduck
      @favoriteduck 15 часов назад +9

      Pops?

    • @Thrarm
      @Thrarm 15 часов назад +5

      @@favoriteduck Skips?

    • @Purple_Swirls
      @Purple_Swirls 14 часов назад

      Bad show. Jolly bad show.

  • @gracegibson7633
    @gracegibson7633 16 часов назад +50

    bro this is my favorite collab 🙏🙏🙏 and one i never would have expected THANK YOU DANNY -a long time fan who is currently majoring in urban planning

  • @HeyItsJayIRL
    @HeyItsJayIRL 12 часов назад +3

    17:32 I was not prepared for that gremlin-ness lol

  • @whatever9097
    @whatever9097 14 часов назад +59

    Re the box being cursed: I wonder if the bites are related to the fever, sluggishness etc. The bites seem like they could be spider bites. Redness, itchiness, fever, headache, sweating and muscle pain are common symptoms that can occur after a spider bite according to Healthline. As for the sneezing there’s probably an airborne allergen in the box, assuming it’s not dust, my guess would be insect matter or fungal/mold spores.
    Edit: this is what I get not watching the whole video before commenting isn’t it

  • @annabethchase4582
    @annabethchase4582 16 часов назад +25

    the way the video hasn't even been out for 15 minutes and we've already fed over 100,000 people. great work danny and gregs

  • @TheMadsC
    @TheMadsC 11 часов назад +8

    37:06 go get her purrs? 🤔🤣

  • @DarwDarw-x9b
    @DarwDarw-x9b 13 часов назад +20

    OMG CLIMATE TOWN! This is the crossover I would have never predicted or knew I wanted until now