I looked up the story, started reading about it and then learned that they discovered the ruins of Ea-Nasir’s house…where they promptly found THREE MORE complaints that were buried there. Dude was a fucking legend for being so bad at his job that 3000 years later we’re still finding ancient cuneiform tablets about how shit he was!
He said something about "your copper is of very poor quality, I will not be buying copper from you ever again, you waste my time and money" or something like that.
@@jackabug2475 I don't actually speak Ancient Sumerian, I surmised that was what was being said through shear conjecture given the bronze age relied so much on copper and one of the oldest pieces of writing is a Sumerian complaining about low quality copper.
@@geigertec5921 That might very well be what was actually being said, and it's hard to imagine a better joke for OP to have made! Thanks for fessing up, though. 👍👍
@jeffbenton6183 This is considered unlikely as: 1. The famous complaint tablet is just one of many, all found in the same place, and all concerning Ea Nasir. 2. The place they were found is the ruins of a house/dwelling place, and there is archaeological evidence that part of the house was pulled down and built over, which suggests that the owner sold it to pay for his debts.
Me and my boys back in 3000 B.C used to laugh at this meme so much. I miss my homies, R.I.P to the goats. Life just was never the same after they got mummified several thousands of years ago.
We know a Sumerian joke, found on a clay tablet. It's from around 1000 BCE, and we don't understand it, since it probably relates to some details of Sumerian lifestyle that are lost in time. The joke goes like this: A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one'.
I am Nanni's direct descendant, descendants of Nanni whom Ea Nasir sold substandard coppers to my ancestor, Nanni. Till this day I'm still looking for Ea Nasir direct descendant and would like a refund on behalf of my ancestor, Nanni. This is unacceptable.
"Iltham zumra rasuphti ilathim" basically a prayer for goddess Ishtar. imagine 2000 years from now, people meme'ing lord's prayer just because our language change so much that people didn't even recognize today "Modern English"
It’s wild to me how we can figure out how to understand and speak not only an extinct language, but an extinct language that is a language isolate to all other known languages
Ea-Nasir's copper is still ass
Say sike right now 😡
I looked up the story, started reading about it and then learned that they discovered the ruins of Ea-Nasir’s house…where they promptly found THREE MORE complaints that were buried there. Dude was a fucking legend for being so bad at his job that 3000 years later we’re still finding ancient cuneiform tablets about how shit he was!
@@whiteeagleforce2.040 ...Do you mean _psych?_
@@jackabug2475 both ways. Mostly sike.
@@whiteeagleforce2.040 What does a drainage ditch have to do with anything?
This meme is specially dedicated to the 12 people on Earth who can actually speak Ancient Sumerian...
He said something about "your copper is of very poor quality, I will not be buying copper from you ever again, you waste my time and money" or something like that.
@@geigertec5921 Thank you -- the oldest language I ever learned was Old Persian, which was no help here!
@@jackabug2475 I don't actually speak Ancient Sumerian, I surmised that was what was being said through shear conjecture given the bronze age relied so much on copper and one of the oldest pieces of writing is a Sumerian complaining about low quality copper.
@@geigertec5921 That might very well be what was actually being said, and it's hard to imagine a better joke for OP to have made! Thanks for fessing up, though. 👍👍
kinda sad ngl
It's a "you had to be there to get it" thing
"Geography joke"
@@seanryan3020 space and time joke. There's nothing there now
Ea-Nasir sold me fentanyl
holy shit dude 😂
Don't Take it all at once.😂
NO GEORGE DON'T😮
😂
it was just salt
Shhhh, you weren't supposed to tell anyone
when you need a PhD to understand a meme
Nah. Everyone knows it's a recording of a German archaeologist reading a hymn to Ištar.
@@ULTRAKILLPenelope i always wondered why does the voice resemble german now i understand 😂😂
you need to be on reddit for 3 minutes lol
@@lordadamson the esteemed reddit PhD
You, uh, don't, tho.
Bro sucked at making copper so badly he is now memorialized in the Internet forever
Sucked??? He was tripping balls.
He didn’t suck, he was a fucking cheat.
What if the other dude was lying about how bad his copper was?
@@jeffbenton6183 then...well...I don't know
@jeffbenton6183 This is considered unlikely as:
1. The famous complaint tablet is just one of many, all found in the same place, and all concerning Ea Nasir.
2. The place they were found is the ruins of a house/dwelling place, and there is archaeological evidence that part of the house was pulled down and built over, which suggests that the owner sold it to pay for his debts.
Ea-nasir scammed so bad he had the word EA in his name.
This is gold 😂 (or maybe shit copper)
EA is so bad they are named after Ea-nāṣir.
Fucking killed me with this one, thank you for making my day better.
I mean, where do you think the "EA" comes from? Electronic Arts? No.
IT'S IN THE NAME
Me and my boys back in 3000 B.C used to laugh at this meme so much. I miss my homies, R.I.P to the goats. Life just was never the same after they got mummified several thousands of years ago.
Do you visit them in the British Museum?
And how did you survive my guy
You laughed at an invocation of Ishtar?
Wtf bro not cool 😦
“RIP to the goats…”
Not sure if you meant “Greatest Of All Time” or actual goats…
I’m gonna assume both!
@@kidindacardboardmaskhe just meant the goats that go "baaahhhh"
This meme is sponsored by Ea-Nasir's shit copper
FIRST!
Imagine how mad the guy who wrote the complain of Ea Nassir is. Literally made him become the most famous Sumerian in history.
Ea Nassir: task failed successfully
King Hammurabi:
@@Currentlyprocrastinating37Hammurabi was Babylonian, not Sumerian though.
Most famous Sumerian?
*Laughs in Gilgamesh*
Even better: Ea-Nasir had an entire room in his house dedicated to storing complaint letters from all his clients
"You heard that one about the dog in the tavern?"
Please explain 😭😂
Funniest joke I ever heard🤣🤣🤣
We know a Sumerian joke, found on a clay tablet. It's from around 1000 BCE, and we don't understand it, since it probably relates to some details of Sumerian lifestyle that are lost in time.
The joke goes like this: A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one'.
@@JanKowalski-wb8ihTHEY ALREADY HAD (…) GOES INTO TAVERN TYPE OF JOKES????
@@nechto9244 This is actually the oldest joke that we know about. As far as we know, "x goes into a bar" might be THE first type jokes in the world :D
you've got to be be Akkadian me!
you've got to be uniting me
actually lol'd
Archeological evidence that the Vine Boom soundeffect has existed for millennium.
Truly a Mesopotamian Moment
I got chills when he said “ 𒅋 𒌓 𒍪 𒌝 𒊏 𒊏 𒋗 𒌒 𒋾 𒄿 𒆷 𒁴“
Por que eu pensei que o youtube traduziria isso? XD kkkkkkkk
@@felipej966 EA. Nasir era brasileiro, con certeza
UDREEEEEA!
Ud suuuuura reeea
Ngii rea...
Ngi baaaara rēa
IN THOSE ANCIENT DAYS
Ea-nasir would never have imagined his planet-spanning celebrity status thousands of years in the future.
WE GETTING OUT OF THE ZIGGURAT WITH THIS ONE
𒁷𒀭𒀀𒆤 𒊮 𒈪𒉭𒂵𒈬 𒉌 𒃶𒅁𒌤😭
You say what?
Nah, lies and more lies. Don't listen to this guy
It is quite controversial but I respect your opinion.
Totally agree, but I would use other words
𓂀𓅃𓀆𓉢𓅡𓅡𓅡𓋠𓀿🙄
"You are, without a doubt, the worst copper salesman I've ever heard of."
Ea-Nasir: "But you HAVE heard of me."
Where is my good quality copper you promised?!
It's in the next shipment, I swear
I feel compelled to give this man my business. I’m sure his products are of acceptable quality
Imagine one of the first ever written texts humankind possesses is about you and it’s a bad customer review about your product.
Give me my copper Ea-Nasir
This comment goes crazy with the anime pfp hahaha
@@awakarikatase xD
I am Nanni's direct descendant, descendants of Nanni whom Ea Nasir sold substandard coppers to my ancestor, Nanni. Till this day I'm still looking for Ea Nasir direct descendant and would like a refund on behalf of my ancestor, Nanni. This is unacceptable.
I expected a meme. Not a jumpscare from Humbaba the Terrible.
No memes will ever redeem Ea-nasir from selling me shit ass copper 😡💢
𐎽𐎧𐎸𐏂 𐏀𐎮𐎸 𐎫𐎨𐎤 𐎬𐎤 𐎦𐎮𐎮𐎣 𐎽𐎤𐎫𐎫😭
Me guiding time traveling Sumerians around: "And this meme right here is basically the only thing most people on Earth know about your culture."
Sells one guy a bad batch of copper
Almost 4,000 years later still has a bad reputation
Customer service ain’t easy
Hammurabi coded
I love how there are about 3 sounds that Bronze Age memes use
Dude's copper was such ass he's still getting memed on 4000 years later
Ea-Nasir, even the ancients were skeptical about EAs claims
We should have heeded the words of the ancients
ur now into this aren't you
Hur hur Ur!
I got scammed by this guy... Dude like really bad copper
Ea-Nasir is the og EA.
Ea-Nasir's copper killed my family
I sent this to my camel and he didn't laugh.
Watchout jumpscare at 0:32
This is one of those videos that would of scared me when I was like 5 years old
It scares me now 🤣🤣
Who else looking at this meme while crossing the Aegean?
who looks at memes on a boat... keep your eyes on your oars, dude.
mf is speaking an ancient language and you can still hear the german accent
Именно из-за этого мема и случился коллапс бронзового века
Bronze Age Shitposting was unreal. Good times.
Im glad youtube showed me this at 3:50am
Do not trust the merchants copper. It is as they say, his copper is less trustworthy than a goats temper
"Iltham zumra rasuphti ilathim" basically a prayer for goddess Ishtar.
imagine 2000 years from now, people meme'ing lord's prayer just because our language change so much that people didn't even recognize today "Modern English"
Kids and there clay tablets meme back in my days we used to forward our cave paintings
It’s wild to me how we can figure out how to understand and speak not only an extinct language, but an extinct language that is a language isolate to all other known languages
And that Epic of Gilgamesh at the end
Humbaba jumpscare 😳
This is a certified euphrates classic
"No Ishtar Sauce?"
I sincerely hope the afterlife is real so ea-nasir can see that people are still dragging him for selling low-quality copper
Ea Nasir catching strays 5000 years later
Guys there’s NO WAY this guy sells proper copper
This is peak internet.
Ea-Nasir when I catch you Ea-Nasir…
he's trying to sell you copper don't listen to him
More than 2000 years old but nailed the triggered glare
Friendship ended with Ea-Nasir
>when the copper is inferior but you didnt find out until _after_ you'd already had your slaves cast it into bronze
Lost my shit at Humbaba 🤣
Hammurabi’s been real quiet since this came out
Bronze age is our morrowind
After a hard season of working in the fields I was chilling with my clan enjoying our spoils, when I heard the news: Ea-Nasir sells bad copper
I clicked once and now the meme is in every single particule of my social media.
Shout out to the first nightclub, Gobleki Tepi
I remember when humans literally spawned on earth, it was fun man...
That’s so old. It’s like the first time ever people tried to be civilized.
is that a ziggurat?
ur
That'z zigzactly what it is!
It is Ziggurat of Ur one of the best preserved of its kind.
Ziggurat to know what that is.
woah dude we say ziggat these days watch the hard R
Bro cooked with this one 🔥
ea-nasur believe me you'll regret scamming me that copper was ass
Ea-Nasir sold me a fent cart
It’s the oldest business review
Ea-Nasir sold me copper laced with arsenic
I'm smoken on that sumarian quazimodo carpetbomber obsequious demon whisper runtz!
DAMN YOU EA NASIR THE COPPER SELLER
Blud did NOT just say that💀💀
Saw this at 1 AM, entered into an existential crisis
Nanni be like: Im bouta end this mans whole career
0:16 You see back then it was that simple. You didn't have to think about it that hard. It was just like that
This man gives copper merchants a bad name.
Sleep paralysis simulator
I love the fact that the eye lines up as he’s walking up!!!😆
Wasn’t this like the first ever customer complaint
IN THOSE EARLY DAYYS
Its 4 am my device is at2% and this is gonna be the last thing i see tonight, womderful
You're laughing, buy you won't be in the dark at 3am
Ea-Nasir owes me money
Конец меня рассмешил. Это главное. Мем удался.
Elamites call me the Copper.
That *HEAVY* german accent tho 😭
I'm calling Daniel Jackson.
Ea-Nasir sold me normal square steel, now I don’t have a house
OMG I remember seeing his pic in one of the encyclopedias my aunt had when was I child and his empty eyes used to scare THE F OUTTA ME😫
You cannot say that about my mother bro. That's not nice.
It's just fucking copper how bad could it be?
It was so bad that 4000* years later people still know how bad it was.
That's gotta be pretty sh!tty quality.
Why am I laughing?
Why am I laughing?
Why is a german man speaking babylonian to us