Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast: Trashy Road Trips w/ Kippy & Foley

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show!
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    Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test.
    Steal shampoo from hotels?
    Own a George Foreman Grill?
    Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

Комментарии • 507

  • @rustincole_w1339
    @rustincole_w1339 4 месяца назад +141

    Toby looks like the DJ playing Uncle Kracker at a Wedding you already don't want to be at

    • @dustynutz4982
      @dustynutz4982 4 месяца назад +2

      Holy shit 😂😂😂

    • @rustincole_w1339
      @rustincole_w1339 4 месяца назад +2

      @@dustynutz4982 accurate

    • @droe1021
      @droe1021 4 месяца назад +6

      Elite comment.

    • @IMadeMyYoutubeNameAge17
      @IMadeMyYoutubeNameAge17 4 месяца назад +3

      Toby being a DJ is an amazing bit

    • @Ruhnow86
      @Ruhnow86 4 месяца назад +1

      Literally laughed out loud at that one 😂😂😂

  • @shanelletopp6728
    @shanelletopp6728 4 месяца назад +53

    Foley not knowing what a double negative is and then using 1000 throughout the rest of the episode 😂😂😂😂

    • @HBZ
      @HBZ 4 месяца назад +3

      I didn't actually think it was possible for another comedian to be dumber than Bart Chrysler but Foley takes the cake easily.....he eats it too.

    • @funkk
      @funkk 4 месяца назад +9

      @@HBZ Haha! At least Foley is likeable.

    • @HBZ
      @HBZ 4 месяца назад

      That's certainly debateable@@funkk

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 Месяц назад

      ​@@HBZfoley can knock out a shakespeare monologue and play an instrument. Ive never seen bert do something that required intelligence.

    • @HBZ
      @HBZ Месяц назад

      @@michaelhall5429 "play an instrument" is a stretch and Bart also plays guitar as well as Foley does. As far as memorizing lines? There's literal children who do that in acting lmao.
      Foley and Bart are both morons. There's nothing wrong with that.

  • @ryanvorce
    @ryanvorce 4 месяца назад +52

    "Double redundant." Indeed, sir.

    • @irielee69
      @irielee69 4 месяца назад +2

      Fraction, long division

    • @mastergwaha
      @mastergwaha 4 месяца назад

      @@irielee69 that was so funny

  • @juwannablomie
    @juwannablomie 4 месяца назад +33

    I laughed way too hard at Foley saying “microprocessas”

    • @Ramboskates85
      @Ramboskates85 4 месяца назад +4

      It was a great The Departed reference 😂😂😂

    • @joedirt5720
      @joedirt5720 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Ramboskates85I said the same thing!😂

  • @lanecalaway6733
    @lanecalaway6733 4 месяца назад +110

    Watching this while folding a fresh batch of kitchen towels I stole from work. A perfect match

    • @slimthickens3981
      @slimthickens3981 4 месяца назад +5

      Genuinely same. good ol chipotle terry towel

    • @AJohnSmith
      @AJohnSmith 4 месяца назад +15

      Re-allocated. Acquired in a merger.

    • @briangussler8116
      @briangussler8116 4 месяца назад +5

      I'm looking for the ones with one blue on orange stripe

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 4 месяца назад +1

      I can relate. Grew up with whole sets of plates & glassware from “elsewhere”. Cloth napkins included.

    • @jgpatterson38
      @jgpatterson38 4 месяца назад +3

      Back in the day I lived in a flat stocked entirely with our works plates,cups cutlery, towels...food whatever else we could "acquire"😂😂

  • @MGrant-bj1dc
    @MGrant-bj1dc 4 месяца назад +25

    They way Foley just abandoned the dinner joke in the middle! 😂

  • @mikepostalakis
    @mikepostalakis 4 месяца назад +83

    *lights up a heater

    • @DavisD814
      @DavisD814 4 месяца назад

      Just sat down on the toilet to take a deuce before I get in the shower. Sat down, lit up a heater and put on the eppy. Life is good.

    • @stizz19
      @stizz19 4 месяца назад +3

      Anita Heeder

  • @sneakerkid10
    @sneakerkid10 4 месяца назад +30

    Congrats on 200k family !!!!❤

    • @grantpowell4135
      @grantpowell4135 4 месяца назад +1

      No way space ghost your back
      Are you still going coast to coast? Lol

  • @realsteezystevie
    @realsteezystevie 4 месяца назад +3

    ‘It’s 60 bucks who gives a sh!?’ Man Foley, money changed you 😅

  • @chasermann94
    @chasermann94 4 месяца назад +5

    15:30 TBone just brought back some wonderful childhood memories of my dad making chocolate chip smiley pancakes before taking the state tests. Thanks for the nostalgia boys ❤

  • @Alex-mh8yb
    @Alex-mh8yb 4 месяца назад +29

    The black shirt twins are back!

    • @mastergwaha
      @mastergwaha 4 месяца назад

      kippy had it first! stop ripping his style henry!

  • @kwm4404
    @kwm4404 4 месяца назад +2

    Foley’s story about leaving on a trip in the middle of the night and having the back seats laid flat made me envious. Being able to look out the moonroof to the stars is something that brings back so many nostalgic memories for me. At a certain age you realize that will never happen again and you wish for just one of those days.

    • @capealio
      @capealio 4 месяца назад +1

      If you squish, you should be able to fit still

  • @Mister_Typo
    @Mister_Typo 4 месяца назад +14

    sitting here STRUGGLING to find something to listen to for a heater break, then this posts. Thanks boys.

  • @andystreet339
    @andystreet339 4 месяца назад +10

    The bug air curtain made me spit water out my nose. Thanks Uncle Foley

  • @joelle.miller
    @joelle.miller 4 месяца назад +11

    Rough day, anxiety gone pretty quick. Thanks boys. ❤ love youse

    • @joshv4982
      @joshv4982 4 месяца назад +3

      Same

    • @tfinnegans_wake6182
      @tfinnegans_wake6182 4 месяца назад +1

      Love youse...positive energy from the Homies. 🤘🏻😎🤘🏻

  • @rickselsius
    @rickselsius 4 месяца назад +2

    "I'm sorry I didn't get brain food on test day..." 😂
    Stagecoach Kippy is a good piece of business too. The mental picture had me in tears. 👍👍

  • @ericarditi1042
    @ericarditi1042 4 месяца назад +8

    Foley took that Tuddy for a walk 💀 I fucking love it

  • @iancarlesi2304
    @iancarlesi2304 4 месяца назад +12

    Here for a bozo time not a long time. The only other pod besides MSSP I anxiously wait for each week. Shout out homies, bozos and the AYG bois ❤

    • @alecpresley3586
      @alecpresley3586 4 месяца назад

      and MSSP is hardly on time anymore smh 😒

  • @scottpeterson4946
    @scottpeterson4946 4 месяца назад +6

    Are you washing your socks in the sink? Jesus H. Foley lol!

  • @SATX_
    @SATX_ 4 месяца назад +3

    This is truly the best comedy podcast out there.
    I’ve never had my side hurt so damn much laughing so hard.
    🍻 boys!

  • @connorgarvin
    @connorgarvin 4 месяца назад +3

    Foley’s “wELL cAn yOU fInD iT??” hit me so hard.

  • @vincentcatanzaro3591
    @vincentcatanzaro3591 4 месяца назад +2

    As soon as Toby started explaining what a double negative was I had the same reaction as them 😂 “shut your ass”

  • @thexxplosive1
    @thexxplosive1 4 месяца назад +3

    "Kevin's pressperation enveloped him, sweaty" that fucking got me... somehow the sweaty part got me more than pressperation though.

  • @voidcenturyD
    @voidcenturyD 4 месяца назад +1

    Foley lashing out at brain food got a laugh out of me!

  • @sno-cone6052
    @sno-cone6052 4 месяца назад

    This is the BEST podcast. Matt and Shane used to be my favorite, but AYG took the top spot. I went to the show in Nashville with my brother and it was epic. T-Bone came up and walked around and did a little chat with us, then we got to do a meet and greet with the boys. I hope these guys stay humble because they are going to the top!

  • @grillinman84
    @grillinman84 4 месяца назад +66

    Kippy's realization and quick admission of, "we're really showin' our ass the last couple episodes," is a great example of the pure trash magic I keep coming back for.

    • @PatJamesRicketts
      @PatJamesRicketts 4 месяца назад +2

      How dare you say that about those gentlemen!!! Oh wait, just read your comment, fuck ya brother, missed the last couple lol

    • @PatJamesRicketts
      @PatJamesRicketts 4 месяца назад +3

      red?

  • @Natalie.M.Knight
    @Natalie.M.Knight 4 месяца назад +1

    My mom and Grandma had the same name, people called them Big Kathleen and Little Kathy. Big Kathleen was four foot ten inches tall. They fought about mail every damn day. 😆🗑️

  • @Sasquatch1987
    @Sasquatch1987 4 месяца назад

    The double negative riff was amazing.
    Asking Toby to read a definition then immediately telling him to shut up. Gold

  • @ItsJoKeZ
    @ItsJoKeZ 4 месяца назад +1

    double redundant is an absolutely hilarious statement

  • @anthonybowman6594
    @anthonybowman6594 Месяц назад

    This show is the only thing keeping me from going on a rampage today. You guys rock.

  • @keystonerecords4541
    @keystonerecords4541 4 месяца назад +1

    wow Foley took me on such a journey in the latter half. i went from being practically furious at his inability to process how a double negative works ("i can't go nowhere" translating to "i can go anywhere")...then he nails the alternate definition of "envelope." i was so dead when the long hair read it out

    • @capealio
      @capealio 4 месяца назад

      He's not the Foley we want but he's the Foley we need

  • @DanielFinton
    @DanielFinton 4 месяца назад +1

    This podcast never fails to make me cry laughing. Just an unbelievable program

  • @Dild0Fagg1ns
    @Dild0Fagg1ns 4 месяца назад

    I really appreciate the producer dropping these eps on a reliable schedule perfectly. That's how I tell what day it is and quitting time when life is so monotonous 😂

  • @Bloo_Bear
    @Bloo_Bear 4 месяца назад

    The way the big man pulls the E-brake on himself at the start 🤌🏽😂

  • @firstnamemcsurname5696
    @firstnamemcsurname5696 4 месяца назад +3

    Open youtube. See new episode dropped. 6 seconds ago. Damn baby this a good day

  • @rambo6796
    @rambo6796 4 месяца назад +3

    Just thought of this... Kippy and the Brain!😂

    • @rhettlink9805
      @rhettlink9805 4 месяца назад

      the #ceo is ALWAYS the BRAIN
      🆗️👁🙉😏🗑✊🏿
      (BIG and HEAVY is the head that wears the CROWN)
      #lebron
      #tuddysBOYZ #trudaROOF

  • @mannyfrseh212
    @mannyfrseh212 4 месяца назад +1

    “I accidentally ordered Don Julio 1942” - bro we know you’re rich now, own it.

  • @derekjones3279
    @derekjones3279 4 месяца назад

    Toby finally figuring out “envelope” was 10/10

  • @TF-db2mw
    @TF-db2mw 4 месяца назад

    A nice .38 slug to wash down the canned chicken..HAHAHAHA MY GOD this pod is the best

  • @joedirt5720
    @joedirt5720 4 месяца назад

    6:18 LOVE The Departed reference!!!!!

  • @alexposilkin9683
    @alexposilkin9683 4 месяца назад

    Things I’d like to see on the show after this episode:
    1) a black velvet painting of Hobo Kippy hanging on the wall at Tuddy’s
    2) the boys reading reviews of trashy items online (like the canned chicken)

  • @b.cvideos
    @b.cvideos 4 месяца назад

    “I’m not gonna pick you up during revelations” 😂😂😂😂

  • @DavisD814
    @DavisD814 4 месяца назад

    If an episode comes out on a day where I’m off work, I wait to watch until I have work the next time. I woke up this morning, went and sat down on the toilet to take a deuce, lit up a heater and put the boys on before I get in the shower.

  • @CristianGarcia-bq7gn
    @CristianGarcia-bq7gn 4 месяца назад

    1:17 that must of been the best intro bomb the big man said 😂

  • @percnowitzki94
    @percnowitzki94 4 месяца назад

    Deeeeeeep cut on the Keller Williams. Never miss a sunrise set

  • @patrickaker4380
    @patrickaker4380 4 месяца назад

    Kippy is damn quick and funny. But Foley is the most naturally funny dude ever. Love all yall silly bastards!

  • @adirtysock9720
    @adirtysock9720 4 месяца назад

    You know it’s gonna be a good one when the big man doesn’t finish introducing the show until 8 mins in

  • @arlandotinsley6703
    @arlandotinsley6703 4 месяца назад +1

    H. Foley looks like the waiter in the movie roadtrip that puts the french toast in his underwear.😂

  • @ho_ray_shi_ohhh
    @ho_ray_shi_ohhh 4 месяца назад

    The Magic Man has me dying - Hey StarFire nobody gives a shit about your journey 😂💀😂💀😂💀 52:20

  • @danielsummers8410
    @danielsummers8410 4 месяца назад

    also love that t-bow shits on hippies for patchouli but looks like he uses a lot of it lol

  • @SycsFinest
    @SycsFinest 4 месяца назад +1

    I've been scooping food with my thumb for about 30 years! 🤣 🍽

    • @capealio
      @capealio 4 месяца назад

      I tried teaching my two year old how to do this yesterday. 😂 Cheers to American Garbage like us

  • @videowebby
    @videowebby 4 месяца назад

    The whole pushing the envelope section is why I’m proud to be a $10 Homie

  • @T_D_B_
    @T_D_B_ 4 месяца назад

    "Oh, that's dog food" 😂

  • @KateFrederick-tc6ku
    @KateFrederick-tc6ku 4 месяца назад

    3rd rail is the scariest ever !!! I knew a guy who hit it and lost both arms. He had nubs and still smoked and drank in the woods w us haha

  • @GRock5k
    @GRock5k 4 месяца назад

    Arrested Development, Always Sunny, AND Forest Gump references in the same eppy!

  • @kss9131
    @kss9131 4 месяца назад +1

    Less than 7 minutes in and I'm cracking up at the Martin Sheen in The Departed impersonation lol

  • @BenBAdventures
    @BenBAdventures 4 месяца назад

    It’s always a good day when the boys post a new ep

  • @chriscunnington7954
    @chriscunnington7954 4 месяца назад

    Sovereign Citizen Kippy going full philly mode would be a great sketch. Get John Mckeever on the horn. What are we doin here? Then, have em in Philly Court to plead his case.

  • @britainwebb8800
    @britainwebb8800 4 дня назад

    Let's play a new game 😂😂 what's in Foley's beard 😂😂😂

  • @IsGallefreyTaken
    @IsGallefreyTaken 4 месяца назад +1

    What a way to spend a Wednesday night

  • @marcwhite6596
    @marcwhite6596 Месяц назад

    Played ice hockey too and we would start getting ready in car when running late!

  • @MB-pf7gv
    @MB-pf7gv 4 месяца назад

    Lawyer here with nuthin’ but love for King Kippy: go to the clerk! They routinely mess up. They’ll never admit it but not getting a notice-they’ll make it your fault. Go, in person, with your tail between your legs (bc, yes, it’s all a power play), and get them to help you square up. Otherwise, yeah, you’ll get a bench warrant.

  • @andeezysosleezy
    @andeezysosleezy 4 месяца назад

    The canned chicken bit had me rollin

  • @forrestnutter
    @forrestnutter 4 месяца назад

    That Forrest Gump reference was top tier kips

  • @The3leggedhusky
    @The3leggedhusky 4 месяца назад

    I feel like an envelope by definition is something that envelops something. So they’re all right.

  • @iwantmyvanback
    @iwantmyvanback 4 месяца назад

    I know Kevin said it, but "Tubby Time" should be the name of Foley's next comedy special. Lol

  • @TheChrisamella
    @TheChrisamella 4 месяца назад +240

    My brother is so garbage he'll probably see this comment

    • @kyleoldham6115
      @kyleoldham6115 4 месяца назад +25

      Wish you were my brother so I could comment here I am

    • @dontreplyyourestupid136
      @dontreplyyourestupid136 4 месяца назад

      we're all Brothers in Kip

    • @grantpowell4135
      @grantpowell4135 4 месяца назад

      As a representative of your brother I came to tell you he knows and is planning on giving you the biggest wedgie since Kippy in middleschool

    • @kyleoldham6115
      @kyleoldham6115 4 месяца назад +17

      @@Burgles2023my brother one of those guys who thinks he isn’t garbage but we are not different 😂 I’m just garbage aware

    • @alyssawhitworth3235
      @alyssawhitworth3235 4 месяца назад +6

      It’s me

  • @3viz404
    @3viz404 4 месяца назад

    I’m listening on Spotify at work. I laughed so hard at micro processors. Man it’s the little thing. 🤟🤟👍👍

  • @aleklimon2689
    @aleklimon2689 4 месяца назад +1

    Got the new job and now a brand new epy God is great

  • @TBrizzle
    @TBrizzle 3 месяца назад

    What if the trains rockin back and forth 😂

  • @corndog1831
    @corndog1831 4 месяца назад

    Great hang !!! GETCHAPULL!!!!
    My dad would tip the tea coffee cart girl a quarter at Wyatt’s cafeteria lmao.

  • @setyourhandle___
    @setyourhandle___ 4 месяца назад

    My fav podcast , so happy I came across AYG

  • @Derek.Jarvis
    @Derek.Jarvis 4 месяца назад

    Stagecoach Kippy RULES

  • @Ethiokarate1
    @Ethiokarate1 4 месяца назад

    A pigeon in a vestibule? 😂😂😂😂

  • @andylee1651
    @andylee1651 4 месяца назад

    Whenever my brother and I go backpacking we bring a couple cans of oysters, they are a delicacy after eating ramen every night for a week lol.

  • @LeeGHThomas
    @LeeGHThomas 4 месяца назад

    My oldest sister's nane is Amy. My dad later met my mom, named Amy, and they had me. My whole life they were "Big Amy" and "Lil Amy" when referred to by older family members. My mom wasnt ever too fond of the Big moniker lol

  • @jdcriswell2499
    @jdcriswell2499 4 месяца назад +2

    My favorite podcast.
    Always enjoy

  • @jacobalderman105
    @jacobalderman105 4 месяца назад

    " microprocessors" lmfao

  • @pmcg1238
    @pmcg1238 4 месяца назад

    Does anyone else everytime they glance up and see that blue skateboard in the background behind kippy that thinks immediately its a blue mountain dew bottle?! Immediate craving!

  • @Noname30000
    @Noname30000 4 месяца назад

    Nice cover up in the intro for the theater kippy!😂

  • @thephilandrewscomedy
    @thephilandrewscomedy 4 месяца назад

    I ain’t EVA gonna stop watching AYG

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 4 месяца назад +2

      Hey William 👋

  • @YetiVlogs
    @YetiVlogs 4 месяца назад

    Boy = Toby. Bozo = Hank. Homie = Kyppy. I think the boys are projecting.

  • @CHUNKEYSWORLD
    @CHUNKEYSWORLD 4 месяца назад

    nothinnn on thattttt???? love this pod so damn much. I've been saying this since I've been watching you guys

  • @FatRalphsBoutique
    @FatRalphsBoutique 4 месяца назад

    Hot water heater keeps hot water hot. It is what it is.

  • @kunai92
    @kunai92 4 месяца назад

    I need a tier list of all of Foley's opening tags. I think this one was highly underrated by Kippy and Toby.

  • @Jerad-Wehrle503
    @Jerad-Wehrle503 4 месяца назад

    I’m cooking an envelope of Mac and cheese tonight for the fam 🤣

  • @dannydevito2691
    @dannydevito2691 4 месяца назад +1

    ricearoni talk gets me goin

  • @AEM479
    @AEM479 4 месяца назад

    ❤ Can’t handle how much I ❤️ youse two

  • @MOHAWKris8
    @MOHAWKris8 4 месяца назад

    You know you r garbage when your uploads come out just after dinner! Sorry dinner was garbage I need this to digest.❤♾️

  • @RayHyclak
    @RayHyclak 4 месяца назад

    Oh my god youth hockey tournaments and 6 am practice in February in Cleveland insane schedule. I have dressed in the car we had vans and station wagons.

  • @YimmyYames513
    @YimmyYames513 4 месяца назад

    Patty Foley Psy-Op good one Toby 😂😂😂

  • @laurenceweddel1913
    @laurenceweddel1913 4 месяца назад +1

    “Microprocessors”

  • @FANKANable
    @FANKANable 4 месяца назад

    LOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEE a family episode

  • @goodjobcaro
    @goodjobcaro 4 месяца назад

    Omg, the envelope/ONvelope thing was wild

  • @ProfRainshine
    @ProfRainshine 4 месяца назад

    that envelope shit got me

  • @raygreeko
    @raygreeko 4 месяца назад

    Man U guys killed me with the turkey talk 😂

  • @ericwilliams2185
    @ericwilliams2185 4 месяца назад +3

    This is definitely one of the funniest episodes ever.
    Disclaimer, I have taken 2g of psilocybin 😂

    • @HBZ
      @HBZ 4 месяца назад

      Reported to the police.

  • @mc9828
    @mc9828 4 месяца назад

    Thank you for your service came from the providence show 😅

  • @norab7432
    @norab7432 4 месяца назад +1

    45:23 😂😂😂😂 there is only 1 word for both pronunciations of envelope. 😂😂😂😂

  • @midwestmulisha820
    @midwestmulisha820 4 месяца назад

    I totally feel foley on the 2 hr delay thing. My school would only cancel school in the winter if our county was under level 3. Only thing is, our sheriff never put us under a level 3. Numerous times where all the surrounding counties were level 3 and we were still a 2. Conspiracy is it’s because then all the manufacturing would also shut down and that’s a majority of the jobs and money in the county. Oddly enough the sheriff’s kids even went to our school as well.