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  • @Davie504
    @Davie504  2 года назад +31885

    hard times

    • @Arnav2192
      @Arnav2192 2 года назад +44

      First

    • @EuFox
      @EuFox 2 года назад +70

      hard slapp

    • @ttrrmmgg
      @ttrrmmgg 2 года назад +137

      the dude who said first above me doesnt have a dad

    • @Arnav2192
      @Arnav2192 2 года назад +31

      @@ttrrmmgg and u dont have a mom

    • @AbsolutelyNothing420
      @AbsolutelyNothing420 2 года назад +5

      Slap like or David will slap u

  • @thexgamer8240
    @thexgamer8240 2 года назад +26863

    Not only did he slap that bass, but he also slapped some facts on to our face.

  • @protocorpse
    @protocorpse 2 года назад +4336

    1. Being noticed
    2. Being heard even when you don't do any mistakes

    • @verified_tinker1818
      @verified_tinker1818 Год назад +96

      I'll be real: until listening to Daft Punk's RAM album, I didn't know the bass was even an instrument. Even now, I have a hard time hearing it in music.

    • @Petanifer
      @Petanifer Год назад +134

      Bass can only be heard when you make a mistake.

    • @psychobillynerd
      @psychobillynerd Год назад +25

      Play stand-up bass. You will be noticed and heard, they'll have no choice. 💪🏽

    • @ArthurKite
      @ArthurKite 9 месяцев назад +9

      or when you stop playing it during the gig/live show@@Petanifer

    • @peterresetz1960
      @peterresetz1960 9 месяцев назад +27

      Bass guitar. The stealth instrument.
      Using a typical rock band, the music is usually rather simple, and the bassist is playing harmony to the guitarist which dominates the middle to high frequencies which the conscious part of the brain attunes to. The subconscious part of the brain combines what the bassist is playing with the guitarist playing to form one harmonious note or cord.
      If the bassist is playing something counter to what the guitarist is playing, then the bassist can usually be distinctively heard.
      It also depends on the tone of the bass guitar. If the mid range in treble frequencies are reduced, that will make what the basis is playing more difficult to hear.
      And ultimately, it comes down to the fidelity of the speakers or headphones as the quality and speaker diaphragm size can diminish the tone and volume of what the bassist is playing.

  • @linenkeyes6329
    @linenkeyes6329 Год назад +2309

    As someone who has played bass for 47 years i can confirm that is a bass

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 2 года назад +7576

    And the hardest thing is to live a life
    without BASS

  • @cynthiamartinez48
    @cynthiamartinez48 2 года назад +4786

    I love that my airpods died the moment he finished saying "making money" 💀

  • @YukiLuka03
    @YukiLuka03 Год назад +842

    Here comes the money 💰
    Thank you Davie to inspire me playing Bass again.

    • @andylukito.
      @andylukito. Год назад +38

      Bro why no one reply you you give 30 dollar to davie

    • @amerggm8539
      @amerggm8539 Год назад +43

      @@andylukito.bro that's half a dollar

    • @user-xb8cr3bi5z
      @user-xb8cr3bi5z 10 месяцев назад +16

      50 cent?

    • @andylukito.
      @andylukito. 10 месяцев назад

      @@user-xb8cr3bi5z bro this is 1 month

    • @thethoughtsofourlife
      @thethoughtsofourlife 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@amerggm8539it literally says 30 dollars, what are you on

  • @hapcot
    @hapcot Год назад +112

    Another legit answer is playing a simple rhythm for the entire song. It's so easy to get bored or feel finger strain from simple movements and you're likely to mess up or fall out of time

  • @rat2359
    @rat2359 2 года назад +2096

    As expected, davie can literally do anything, even the hardest thing on bass

  • @Snaily
    @Snaily 2 года назад +4636

    Correction: The moment you press record, whatever you're trying to record is suddenly the hardest thing to do on bass.

    • @editorialbrain
      @editorialbrain 2 года назад +72

      Hahah true! The record pressure is real

    • @vincentthibeault7452
      @vincentthibeault7452 2 года назад +63

      took me about 70 takes once for a small 12 second synth part lmao

    • @Skystrike70
      @Skystrike70 2 года назад +21

      @@vincentthibeault7452 Oh good it's not just me

    • @whochromatic
      @whochromatic 2 года назад +14

      It's not just on bass (':

    • @symn.2602
      @symn.2602 2 года назад +33

      That’s because the moment you press record it turns into a performance. You’re subconsciously playing the part in front of all the potential listeners. My best advice is to record your playing all the time, not only will this make you comfortable with recording, but it’ll also make it easier to pinpoint all the small things you should work on some more. I’m not a bassist per se but it works with every type of performance :)

  • @uD4llAs
    @uD4llAs 5 месяцев назад +16

    One of most underrated instruments on a band

  • @MemesAndStuff
    @MemesAndStuff Год назад +90

    This man is a complete and utter meme I love it

  • @buuild
    @buuild 2 года назад +2965

    This is one of those "they had us in the first half, ngl" moments

    • @hoshiburaito
      @hoshiburaito 2 года назад +14

      i thought i was going to be rickrolled

    • @buuild
      @buuild 2 года назад +4

      @@hoshiburaito always gonna give u up

    • @edwardgerald7567
      @edwardgerald7567 2 года назад +3

      I thought it was going to be smoke on water

    • @VaguelyCanadian
      @VaguelyCanadian 2 года назад +1

      @@edwardgerald7567 that's what makes it hard to make money with

    • @mihailwarsavski8849
      @mihailwarsavski8849 2 года назад

      Cringe. Go back to reddit

  • @simonward2020
    @simonward2020 2 года назад +690

    This is a technique that almost no musicians have ever been able to accomplish.

    • @ossiehalvorson7702
      @ossiehalvorson7702 2 года назад +22

      One word: diversification. That's the secret to making money from music without a massive stroke of luck.
      You won't make much by playing bass alone. Sell your bass playing as a service on freelancer sites, recording samples for people. Start a band and do gigs. Sell your service as a session/gig musician. Stream your working online. Open a RUclips channel. Do lessons in person and/or over Zoom/Skype. I'm sure there are plenty more opportunities than that too.
      Fill your free time with as many of these as possible while still keeping a level of quality, and your odds of success improve drastically.

    • @anacontino
      @anacontino 2 года назад

      im the 2th reply, i ruined 1🙂🔫

    • @derekm3180
      @derekm3180 2 года назад +1

      The only money to be had in music is to play country covers from the 90s at bars with people who dance. Forget about what kind of music you personally like, just go get that full tip jar and free shots :)

  • @IhateyoutubehandIes
    @IhateyoutubehandIes Год назад +28

    as someone who made no money using bass, i can confirm that making money is hard.

    • @lillerosin2915
      @lillerosin2915 8 месяцев назад +2

      Well, that is hard doin music no matter your instrument - at least if you mean it as in making a shit ton. As for just making money playing normal gigs, its no problem at all.

  • @Bobnt.
    @Bobnt. 2 года назад +64

    As a fellow bassist this hurt me on a personal level

  • @jonsaltberry8167
    @jonsaltberry8167 2 года назад +1606

    What is actually very easy: Finding a band that needs a bass player.

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 2 года назад +72

      If you are blues guitarist, a country guitarist or a jazz guitarist, you can play guitar, write a song and sing. If you are a metal guitarist, you can play guitar over a backing track.

    • @Joseph-mf3yi
      @Joseph-mf3yi 2 года назад +29

      @@orlock20 but metal guitarists can generally easily play blues and Country to a degree the same isn't always true vice versa

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 2 года назад +19

      @@Joseph-mf3yi Those that started metal were blues and jazz guitarists. I believe Bluegrass is acoustic metal.

    • @KoolDud
      @KoolDud 2 года назад +4

      @@orlock20 so

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 2 года назад +7

      @@KoolDud Watch Trey's song writing contest. The vast majority of the entries where metal guitarists that couldn't sing or write a song. All they showed was they knew how to do a three minute solo over a backing track.

  • @stufftie88
    @stufftie88 2 года назад +657

    Singer:"Two million for this gig? I have to fire my manager!!!"
    Guitarist:"Two??? I only got one!!!"
    Bassist:"They gave me gas-money and a sixpack beer"
    Drummer:"we are paid?!?!?!"

  • @einsteiner2249
    @einsteiner2249 Год назад +6

    Thought he was boutta pull out 7 nation army but the punchline was even better 💀

  • @camiewilliams2626
    @camiewilliams2626 Год назад +8

    I laughed way too hard. You're awesome.

  • @themusicalace
    @themusicalace 2 года назад +177

    Damn I thought he was going to play the hardest song in the universe but he hit with something harder

  • @khalidmesbah3534
    @khalidmesbah3534 2 года назад +554

    this is the best "had us in the first half" ever 😂

  • @xyroh7955
    @xyroh7955 2 года назад +9

    His face when he said that oh my lord stop me from laughing🤣🤣🤣

  • @gallopwave
    @gallopwave Год назад +6

    If you want a career in the arts, you better get a full time job to go with it. I feel you brother!

  • @johnoneil4688
    @johnoneil4688 2 года назад +767

    Q: What’s the difference between a professional bassist and a large pepperoni pizza?
    A: A large pepperoni pizza can feed a family of four.

    • @GammaFZ
      @GammaFZ 2 года назад +16

      that’s a lame as hell comment, +overused joke. Hence, -points. It is in public interest for you to delete this comment or apologize.

    • @Xerxine
      @Xerxine 2 года назад +57

      @@GammaFZ As of now it’s safe to say neither has happened, we conclude this captains log and continue with caution in our mission.

    • @andyisabeast7782
      @andyisabeast7782 2 года назад +3

      Funny af xx

    • @spoonshouse9542
      @spoonshouse9542 2 года назад

      That hurt

    • @lotsolame
      @lotsolame 2 года назад +15

      Never been called a family of four before

  • @SpongeBobCirclepants_
    @SpongeBobCirclepants_ 2 года назад +278

    He can do the ACTUALLY hard thing as well,, He is a really good bassist

    • @andyisabeast7782
      @andyisabeast7782 2 года назад

      *God

    • @anacontino
      @anacontino 2 года назад

      im the 2th reply, i ruined 1🙂🔫
      i didn’t edit this but to the future:
      im really sorry if i annoyed some people with these 5 replies, it’s just that the first 5 comments were ‘perfect’
      edit: i said ‘comments’ then i changed to ‘replies’

    • @Rimb0l
      @Rimb0l 2 года назад

      @@anacontino wtf

  • @BBMC01
    @BBMC01 Год назад +1

    I fukn love this guy..playing for the door is better than starving..

  • @miketheburns
    @miketheburns 6 месяцев назад

    Count Dracula laying down that funky BASSLINE!

  • @Jrez
    @Jrez 2 года назад +198

    There's a common joke among machinists regarding a tool called a shaper. Because shapers are extremely versatile but also tend to be much slower than, say, a horizontal milling machine, the joke states "the only thing you can't make on a shaper is profit."

  • @abrahamlincoln9758
    @abrahamlincoln9758 2 года назад +140

    Violin makes money
    Bass gets mistaken for fish

  • @dominicjose3660
    @dominicjose3660 2 года назад +6

    He hit us in the feels... I'm at the hospital... Gonna take a week to recover... Going through 3 bottles of copium a day... Dunno if my insurance will cover... Pray to goddess Aqua for me guys...

    • @reegansuman
      @reegansuman Год назад +1

      get well soon brother. May god be with you🙏

  • @craig4209
    @craig4209 2 года назад +2

    Honestly the bass in eminems “lose yourself” is hard, even though it’s literally just one sound repeated for like 5 minutes

  • @staticmlbb1679
    @staticmlbb1679 2 года назад +389

    "What people think is HARD on bass"
    Me an intellectual : *my pp*

  • @sumanshrestha36
    @sumanshrestha36 2 года назад +295

    I was serious while watching this, I ,totally, was not expecting the ending. I laughed so hard. I still thank my friend for recommending your channel back then. Lmao *straight face*

  • @nafre455
    @nafre455 2 года назад +1

    Haha legit thought you would say "not playing BASS", but this works just as good lol

  • @TimFan-wb4my
    @TimFan-wb4my 5 месяцев назад

    You have a perfect unique style of humor, original, love it.

  • @GoEvenHarder
    @GoEvenHarder 2 года назад +25

    I thought he would say
    “Nothing.
    Checkmate.”

  • @austinelledge7357
    @austinelledge7357 2 года назад +80

    This is so true, growing up, my dad was in a few cover bands and he was the bass player, didn't exactly grow up rich, it did eventually work out and now he is happy and making the money he needs to live happy

    • @poopl00p3r
      @poopl00p3r 2 года назад +5

      Your dad is awesome. He supported you, and his bands. Your dad IS a BASS.

  • @AkiWataru
    @AkiWataru 5 месяцев назад

    That's why i playing trumpet on funerals.

  • @sethdoss8731
    @sethdoss8731 Год назад +1

    Those are the most bassist hands I've ever seen

  • @ShredmasterScott
    @ShredmasterScott 2 года назад +848

    BASS won't get you the BILLIONS

    • @noobpianist8757
      @noobpianist8757 2 года назад +13

      But Davie504 has realize Millions of dollars through his RUclips BASS 🎸 Channel .. so how can you explain that

    • @sgtfloppyskawt
      @sgtfloppyskawt 2 года назад +7

      Paul McCartney tho

    • @AlexG-ray
      @AlexG-ray 2 года назад +6

      No but it will get you Bassillions!

    • @flazo9152
      @flazo9152 2 года назад +2

      muahahagaha..

    • @trumpeteer6957
      @trumpeteer6957 2 года назад +1

      @@noobpianist8757 it's still millions if any.. lol

  • @existentialcrisis8011
    @existentialcrisis8011 2 года назад +91

    Well he's not wrong
    The only thing harder than that is trying to calm Davie down after calling bass a string guitar

  • @DarthCiliatus
    @DarthCiliatus 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bass is one of the easier instruments to make money on because pretty much any band needs bass no matter the genre and not many people play bass compared to other instruments so bassists are always in demand.
    I have never auditioned for a band or asked to join a band. I have been in several bands including some paid gigs. It usually goes "Hey, you play bass right? Want to play for my band?" and then I'm in. I still have random people I've never interacted with messaging me on Facebook asking if I'll play bass for them.
    I also play drums and guitar and I never get similar messages for those instruments.

  • @peteragurkis3590
    @peteragurkis3590 Год назад

    Perfect delivery. You're a funny guy.

  • @ashwinjude_04
    @ashwinjude_04 2 года назад +123

    Imagine Davie himself saying something is hard to do on bass.

    • @alancraig782
      @alancraig782 2 года назад

      2022 has got off to a crazy start eh 😂

  • @Johnny_Cage_H
    @Johnny_Cage_H 2 года назад +69

    I'm in love with his attitude.

  • @maxbananafun8193
    @maxbananafun8193 Год назад +1

    What is ACTUALLY hard on bass is the material that it's made of..

  • @Dexwin09
    @Dexwin09 5 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂 I was preparing for a "dissapointment after using a pick"

  • @TheMasonator777
    @TheMasonator777 2 года назад +33

    I was gonna say, “lock into a perfect groove with a drummer so the song comes to life, every song, every gig.”

  • @Woozie121
    @Woozie121 2 года назад +8

    The “Holder” for the bass covers the B on his shirt making it look like Send A-

  • @m3tal.
    @m3tal. Год назад

    Thought he was gonna say "Be heard in a song"

  • @honeyjain1193
    @honeyjain1193 10 месяцев назад

    Dude,what a presentation 😂

  • @CirclesandSounds
    @CirclesandSounds 2 года назад +60

    You consistently make me laugh so hard during actual hard times. Love to you, friend!💚🎸

  • @corplavilla
    @corplavilla 2 года назад +18

    I've played for a number of bands over the years. I totally agree. Unless your to play a bunch stuff you hate. Like country. Some of the best money I made as a bassist was playing country fried rock an pop. As a metal bassist or even prog rock, never made anything but memories.

    • @TheFren
      @TheFren 2 года назад +1

      at least good memories?

    • @MobiusBandwidth
      @MobiusBandwidth 2 года назад

      there's no money above the 5th fret.

  • @TheJeffersonTheJefferson
    @TheJeffersonTheJefferson 5 месяцев назад

    Thought we were gonna get Rick rolled there for a second. 💀

  • @FilthyTea
    @FilthyTea Год назад

    Man be looking like Flea with all that slap bass

  • @tabbymrp
    @tabbymrp 2 года назад +5

    So true. That seems to be the hardest in EVERYTHING! Wish could just win the lottery, not interested in big houses and fast cars, just have the time to do things I really love doing when money is no longer a concern.

  • @ManILoveFrogs69
    @ManILoveFrogs69 2 года назад +27

    We all know the hardest song to play is hot cross buns!

    • @Rabbidgai
      @Rabbidgai 2 года назад

      I had to play that on trombone it it’s really difficult 😆😆😆😂😂

    • @Luvaliyahgrace
      @Luvaliyahgrace 2 года назад

      @@Rabbidgai lol I had to play it on a recorder it was impossible 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Rabbidgai
      @Rabbidgai 2 года назад

      @@Luvaliyahgrace i bet

  • @Breder9574
    @Breder9574 5 месяцев назад

    so true😭 but I love bassists

  • @seanwilliams5507
    @seanwilliams5507 Год назад

    Standing there playing the same note for a whole concert while trying not to lose your mind.

  • @poopl00p3r
    @poopl00p3r 2 года назад +28

    BASS is a metaphor. YOU must be a solid foundation. YOU are there to support and uplift as many people as possible. BASE. BASS.

  • @captaincrash9286
    @captaincrash9286 2 года назад +25

    What's the difference between a pizza and a professional bass player? A pizza can feed a family of four.

    • @TheHarshguy
      @TheHarshguy 2 года назад +3

      Damn, that's cold.

    • @captaincrash9286
      @captaincrash9286 2 года назад +1

      @@TheHarshguy when the harsh guy thinks you've gone too far, you have to pay attention...!

    • @OzielAlvesCavalcante
      @OzielAlvesCavalcante 2 года назад

      @@TheHarshguy well, cold pizza still good

    • @ThatOneCarrot_
      @ThatOneCarrot_ 2 года назад

      @@OzielAlvesCavalcante If you eat cold pizza, you are a menace to society.

    • @OzielAlvesCavalcante
      @OzielAlvesCavalcante 2 года назад

      @@ThatOneCarrot_ mwahuahuahua

  • @hackydarky
    @hackydarky Год назад

    love his shirt that says "send ass"

  • @HilmiBS
    @HilmiBS 11 месяцев назад

    Bro when i see your face i feel the 80's vibes for no reason...

  • @TheLunarNights123
    @TheLunarNights123 2 года назад +15

    Davie shall return soon with more BASS facts

  • @bojackhorseman6940
    @bojackhorseman6940 2 года назад +4

    The hardest thing to do on BASS is to turn those goddamn tuning pegs

  • @SIRONEDRAGON
    @SIRONEDRAGON 2 года назад

    Time for a new manager, then.🎶🎶🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LKMNOP
    @LKMNOP 9 месяцев назад

    Reminds me of the old joke "How do you make a jazz musician a millionaire? Give him 2 million.

  • @park1ng-
    @park1ng- 2 года назад +5

    My 13th comment of requesting Davie to cover mob psycho season 2 opening

  • @anikethanuraj4204
    @anikethanuraj4204 2 года назад +6

    Slapper indeed.

  • @dudez2268
    @dudez2268 2 года назад +1

    Davie casually flexing his skills

  • @zach4968
    @zach4968 Год назад

    I honestly thought he was just gonna put it down and wak away but that was way better 😂

  • @NEGIMAY
    @NEGIMAY 2 года назад +6

    Mans not wrong, trying to make it out there and make money from your skills with a instrument is extremely hard

    • @faervas1234
      @faervas1234 2 года назад

      like and artistic craft. You will find people who are equal to people who can make a living off the craft. It comes down to chance and willingness to exploit the chances that come your way.

  • @justdude8115
    @justdude8115 2 года назад +4

    what is actually hard is playing Murderface's no-hands bass solo

  • @FireEmblemJunkie776
    @FireEmblemJunkie776 6 месяцев назад

    Could not *slap* like any harder. I wasn't laughing, you were. 🤣

  • @poulanlungngaomei2447
    @poulanlungngaomei2447 11 месяцев назад

    Dude, that eas rediculously good!

  • @vedantagrawal9530
    @vedantagrawal9530 2 года назад +4

    T' Challa: And get this man a Grammy.
    And whatever awards are there for comedy. My knowledge is limited.

    • @aymansayyed9185
      @aymansayyed9185 2 года назад +1

      Fam, Grammy isn't a comedy award

    • @vedantagrawal9530
      @vedantagrawal9530 2 года назад

      @@aymansayyed9185 he's a musician.
      The Grammy is for his mind blowing bass skills. And slap skills.

  • @Yesyes_1209
    @Yesyes_1209 2 года назад +3

    “Making Money” Lol 😂

  • @JAIDAA-ng1mz
    @JAIDAA-ng1mz Год назад

    Bro fr gets me 😂

  • @Jok3004
    @Jok3004 Год назад

    i love how he says bass
    *BAYS*

  • @permachub524
    @permachub524 2 года назад +3

    That bass must need a smoke after he plays it. Love ya, Davie. Bass is life

  • @puteralukmanulhakim5716
    @puteralukmanulhakim5716 2 года назад +6

    Spittin straight facts

  • @ArchonPickle
    @ArchonPickle 6 месяцев назад

    Not gonna lie that sounded like the Seinfeld theme song

  • @_hyunkeln
    @_hyunkeln Месяц назад

    Got us in the first half, not gonna lie

  • @island2919
    @island2919 2 года назад +4

    That’s why you play drums, you don’t make money but your rich girlfriends do

    • @thegrinch7989
      @thegrinch7989 2 года назад

      LOL, drummers don't have girlfriends.

    • @island2919
      @island2919 2 года назад

      @@thegrinch7989 not true

  • @anakarlazepeda9829
    @anakarlazepeda9829 2 года назад +7

    I was not expecting the ending 😂😂 that was cool at first and hilarius at the end😂😂

  • @johnilyemson
    @johnilyemson 9 месяцев назад

    The laugh I just stifled was priceless

  • @UPIL.INDONESIA
    @UPIL.INDONESIA 9 месяцев назад

    😂 can't argue with you on that.....true

  • @cinnachilla
    @cinnachilla 2 года назад +7

    Thought he said “hot” at first and I was just gonna go with it.

  • @markthehammer
    @markthehammer 2 года назад +5

    L M A O

  • @matillia
    @matillia Год назад +1

    That hit home. 😂

  • @rafaelmendes1778
    @rafaelmendes1778 Год назад +1

    You are amazing dude. Always a good video

  • @ChromeKnives
    @ChromeKnives 2 года назад +6

    As a guitarist I’ll say the hardest things is putting the bass down cause it sounds so meaty

    • @jacobmfamexo
      @jacobmfamexo 2 года назад +1

      As a bassist I’ll say the hardest things is putting the bass down cause it sounds so meaty

  • @XonatFromIndonesia
    @XonatFromIndonesia 2 года назад +3

    Now that's what I called a hard bass
    Haters: he's only talking bozo
    Me: 🤦🤦🤦

  • @ckelley63
    @ckelley63 Год назад

    Slapping that bass like it owed him money!!

  • @kirtisingh8061
    @kirtisingh8061 Год назад

    His shirt says "SEND ASS'😂

  • @Keiotaka
    @Keiotaka 2 года назад +4

    first

  • @davidmorgan8612
    @davidmorgan8612 5 месяцев назад

    You caught me way off guard with this fact.

  • @jordanhannah3912
    @jordanhannah3912 2 года назад +1

    Recovering after purchasing thousands of dollars worth of instruments.

  • @Kenji1685
    @Kenji1685 2 года назад

    That's so true for musicians 😂