I regret everything. | Forklift Simulator
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- An episode in which we search for Rule 34k-lift
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#gaming #TurnMeOnDaddy #ForkLiftSimulator
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Arin watching the Sbassbear comp: I don't remember singing AT ALL during this playthrough!
Literally singing through the entire playthrough like it's his job and also his passion.
He lives his life one random song after another.
An efficient way of singing.
@@SuperTed. nice
Go to forklift jail
I absolutely sought this out thanks to Sbassbear. Their songs are amazing.
This... is actually very close to what being a forklift driver in a warehouse is like. Relaxing heavy machinery work, talking and singing with your buddies, and eventually screaming over the tipping pallets 👍
Damn being Forklift Certified sounds awesome
i love when the simple beat gets to them and they break out into song. always a golden moment.
As an actual real-life licensed forklift instructor, you did about as good as anyone who jumps on a forklift with absolutely no idea what to do. A+
Sbassbear putting this episode back on the map
The Sbassbears song led me back
Arin's forklift frustration made this episode legendary enough already, but the backstory set to the background music really takes it to the next level. Great job, gentlemen.
If you guys love these worker games I would recommend Hardspace: Shipbreaker. It's about disassembling space ships in zero-G. I love it, has a bit of a story line too, though you probably wouldn't play that long on the show.
Sounds cool!
As someone who used to drive forklifts, the first 3 minutes activated my ptsd.
“I can’t believe I gotta do this in under 5 mins”
Not surprised they didn’t read the instructions that actually say in under 8 mins
This one level is the “fork lift murderer’s” personal hell to pay for his crimes.
VEGETA, BE CAREFUL!! HE'S FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!!
Welp, I'm gonna be singing "Forklift Simulator" all day at work tomorrow
As someone who's worked on a forklift before, this honestly looks harder than driving an actual forklift.
It helps with stability if you use all the forks' area and not just the front half.
As someone who drives a forklift for a living you get way more than 5 collisions.
Game: Unload the truck
Arin: *starts loading the truck*
Me: Yeah, this’ll be good
I lost my shit.
Just the most Arin'y possible start.
What's worse is that this is AFTER Arin has done the tutorial 😞
This music makes me feel like I'm going to learn about my position in the corporate structure, and how together we can strive for a better tomorrow.
Pretty sure I've actually heard this music on work training.
it's the perfect setup for an Arin rage moment
‘You are a valued member of an exciting and revolutionary team’
The Revolution in question is that the CEO gets 67% of the profits instead of 70%
You are a highly valued team member and consistently high weekly goal aggregator. Here at the UAC we want to extend our thanks for all that you do to make this installation thrive.
@@phalanxiatheroan863 the UAC?
Oh... oh no
Whenever they play a simulator of a job I've actually done in the past i go from "oh, this might be neat" to gripping my skull in terror before Arin even completes the first task
just commenting cause my name is also Harrison and I don't meet other Harrisons very often. hi.
Dude arin is scary
@@bunnyboo9097 Hi friend! I get this urge all the time as well, not many of us first-name Harrisons out there these days, huh?
@@HarrisonKC Not so many, no. I think you're the fourth I've seen.
Watching Arin drive with forks in the air is taking years off my life
If doing the tutorial off-screen beforehand results in Arin failing the first level for a full episode, I will never give him shit for skipping tutorials again
Historically, Arin's ability to pay attention when he does ever go through a tutorial is, "yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah, I get it. Yep. Yes. Uh huh. Okay okay, whatever, let's go!"
@@moonoovie "Yeah I get it."
Of course there's always a possibility that he just didn't do it.
@@carlotta4th I trust arin and dan
@@jonathanpilcher337 That was your first mistake XD
0:22 Announcing the episode
6:10 opening scat
6:38 First verse
12:14 Back up my little forklift
12:21 doesn’t count as a collision
19:55 Crush A Child
20:04 Witnesses are problem for me
20:08 Chorus
20:21 Work release from prison
13:07 Oh yeahs
you are a god
You're a treasure. Thank you.
21:33 it's a job and also my passion
This makes me SO happy.
24:14 the coke cane is so strong 😆
First Danny came up with "Thor 4: THOUR" and now with "rule thirty forklift"? This man is a GENIUS
Thorklift lol (if Chris Hemsworth keeps getting bigger, that might be useful)
They both are! Remember that CLASSIC Improv bit they did from a Bloodborne ep? "One." "Two." "Three heh.." "Four!" -manic laughter-
@@TheMCzorro rule thirty thorklift
@@myarmsrgone*Thorty
As a OSHA certified forklift driver, I've never lost my shit more than watching Arin load a truck after being told to unload the truck. Alright Arin, gonna need you to clock out for the day. LMFAO
Maybe even take a pee-test before coming back
@@flabbergast_seAdministered on site.
@@flabbergast_se"Hey buddy, remember how you owe me a favor? I'm gonna need your pee..." 🎈
Official Game Grumps Whizzinator available now!
Oh, a fellow OSHA certified forklift operator (I did the Rough terrain forklift class, but never did it on site before I got a job outside of construction)
This would have taken me maybe 2-3 minutes IRL
"I WAS taking it easy!" -the words of a man absolutely flooring it
Danny and Arin having to operate a forklift in a serious professional setting sounds absolutely terrifying lmao
jesus christ i was yelling at my monitor for a bit lol
@@skippythealien9627 10MPH episode idea
God i'm gonna be singing "Forklift simulator" for weeks now.
I’m from 3 days later and you have NO idea!
Legend says they're still singing it to this day
literally all the time still. everyone thinks im insane at this point
It's so weird hearing Arin say things so casually that, when set to music, would destroy him in a later episode.
"An efficient way of killing" and "It's my job and also my passion" made him KEEL OVER in the song compilation, but didn't even move the needle for him here.
It’s the difference between it being in the void of the room/stream of consciousness vs. viewing it as a third party. A LOT of comedians will record their sets being performed in an empty room then watch it back a day or two later so it’s new in their minds to gauge the potential reaction from it.
Most people will laugh at their own jokes in the moment, but if you can make yourself laugh, that is an entirely different thing.
Arin “Powerwash, Truck, Internet Cafe Manager, Server, Forklift certified” Hanson has a nice ring to it! Also Dan “Powerwash, Chef, Furry, Forklift 34 (Rule thirty-Forklift) certified” Avidan goes hard too!
"Rule thirty-forklift"
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOoooo!!!
speaking of internet cafe i absolutely desperately want them to keep playing that 😂
Don't forget "Dad Kissin"
Don’t forget that he’s mother certified.
That forklift simulator song was one of their best bits in a while I'm crying
If there isn't a Game Grumps Remix of this song, I swear to JellyBingus...
I need remixes and animations. 😤
I need this on spoofy
@@zeepers_creepers8264Future Fact: the Sbassbeae remix is on Spoofy
Sbassbear has released it on Spoofy 11 months later
For an episode Arin doesn't remember singing in, this has a lot of singing in it
my theory that there’s a simulator for literally everything gets stronger with every one of these kinds of videos
Wait until they play Game Grumps Simulator
@@senatorsparky I was thinking about that. Maybe next game developed in house from the Grumps?
It could be written off as a "therapy simulator," just getting angry at games and stuff
Still waiting on the simulator game that simulates playing a simulator game _or_ one that simulates making a simulator game and then playing it.
Would that be rule 35?
Reality is a simulation.
As a forklift driver, I'm having a panic attack and screaming
*hands over a blanket and chamomile tea* I've never dealt with heavy machinery, but watching Arin through the episode made me think of the poor foreman that supervises him. Dan being that foreman is just perfect. 😆
Soo many bodies
Forklift simulator
Is that the sound of sirens
Forklift simulator
I share in this sentiment, just got home from work and saw 2:15 and screamed audibly.
Oh this gonna be GOOD
Best comment 😂😂😂😂
Gonna need a MASSIVE GG Animated collab to bring us the full "Forklift Simulator Musical"
They already have the main theme all written out, "wanted for murder: forklift simulator"
Well, we got a Sbassbear remix of it...
@torgothegrey3567 yeah, I saw the videos, brilliant!
@@SympleSymonCheck out Neil’s animated for it. Hard to miss it, should be able to find it easy.
Inspirational background music: (soft piano) doo doo doot doo doo doot *SHUTTERSTOCK MUSIC* doo doo doot doo doo doot *SHUTTERSTOCK MUSIC*
I wonder if Sbassbear saw this before making the remix?
Dan saying
“Hi um, I ordered uh a package from Amazon and I died while waiting for it to arrive…”
Does NOT get the attention it deserves. I am in tears😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The "Forklift Simulator / I killed my dad" song had me rolling
Me: I'm getting kind of burned out on simulator games
Arin: I did the tutorial for this already
Me: You have my undivided attention
Don't get your hopes up
Prepare for dissapointment
@@JoeyC4D at least this time he failed out of incompetence, not for the lack of knowing how to play
@@LeinaDZiur he's also doing the same run 'n' gun he does in chess and stuff
@@LeinaDZiur I can’t argue with that
Forklift simulator 🎵
As someone that operates a forklift everyday, this killed me
Every time with that last item, I'm like "LOWER THOSE GODDAMN FORKS, ARIN!" lol
@@QuesoGr7 Every time with the every item, I'm like "LOWER THOSE GODDAMN FORKS, ARIN!"
He's only breaking like every rule of safety. 😭
Fucking same
As someone who's never handled a forklift in my life, this killed me
Dan's "I was about to go, but now I guess I'm here for a while" killed me
I really like the episode of Game Grumps where they sing about forklift related crimes for a LONG time. 🤣
GODS I read this in the voice and everything
...and then everybody went back to rewatch this
Your video is the reason im watching this in the first place
Former forklift operator here, it’s much harder to judge depth in this game than in real life. It would be nice to have a ‘lean over’ button to give you more info on how your forks are aligned and how far off the ground they are.
Agreed! They should also simulate the huge bump and loud clang of going over the dock plate.
@@shojolove and @Kiiandrii - You guys get me.
They give you magic floating eyeballs, what more do you want?
@@trogdor8764 I want them to remove the mirrors like in a real warehouse!
and offset forks, 1 with a slightly bent tip @@shojolove
I've worked in a warehouse for 3 years and I can't tell if it's funny or sad that Arin's forklifting *isn't* the worst I've seen. XD
Having a forklift licence myself, I had a 50/50 split between anxiety and gut busting laughter.
That and Dan exclaiming "Rule 34klift" made me snort laugh.
So much singing. SO MUCH SINGING! I love it.
I just animated the entire Sbassbear remix for this. Did Get in the Chocolate Car awhile ago too
And it fucking slapped. The movements make my brain dispense the happy good time slime
@NealPizzini Huh-za I has found you! Didn’t realize you paid homage to the source after completing your work. Hats off for you good DudeGuy.
Finally, they make a game based around the last 20 years of my life as a warehouse worker. What I've always wanted, to do more work when I get home. lol
Don't you just hate it when you dream about work?
@@ronjones-6977 days when I wake up from those only to go to work do not start as good days.
Sometimes I become really hyper aware of reality and remember I'm living in the same time as the game grumps and it blows my mind. Like Dan and Arin are probably somewhere recording a video rn. It's just crazy
How high were you when you wrote this comment?
I drive a forklift 60 hours a week, this KILLED me inside, but also I couldn't stop laughing.
I don't even work in a warehouse but I just kept screaming "LOWER THE FUCKING FORKS YOU IDIOT!!" In pure agony, but it's also too hilarious
60 hours?? Dude you better get payed a fuck-ton of money because that's exhausting.
@@poofballoon union shop union pay. It's not actually that good till you get the OT. We're off 60s now. 4 10s, then 8 Friday and 5 Saturday voluntary.
Who’s here after the sbassbear video 😂
Me
When Dan said "That's a big boobed forklift"
I felt that
yea i thought i knew what would show up and then he said that
Had to come back and watch this after the remix
It’s all i can hear the whole time
19:30 the start of the Forklift Simulator Song
how many people are coming back to this after the newest remix?
Yup!
Yep!
Arin is now forklift certified, a day we thought we would never see.
God help us now
A fellow wild Furret waow
Eggman would be proud of Arin's accomplishment.
Did, did you watch the same playthrough I did?! Our boy AIN'T getting certified lol
OSHA presence intensifies.
arin swinging wildly in reverse and being physically unable to smoothly remove the forklift from the pallet is really making me wanna try this game bc surely it isn't as hard as he makes it look
It can't be if you know how to drive a forklift. He couldn't have driven one his entire life, or at least not for long.
I just passed my forklift training last week I can't wait to watch this episode love you guys
Oh god, idk whether or not if I should trust or not trust a man named Raider Uchiha to do forklifting…
@@D44RK_Iced_Yogs yea they probably shouldn't trust me especially after I almost crashed a ppt xD
Did they have you watch Staplerfahrer Klaus?
Yes they did for ppt and flt and the one with the guy who answered his phone on the construction site
As somebody who drove forklift for several months... I suggest that you learn *nothing* from this video.
Everytime Dan talks about retirement I die a bit inside :(
Dan's "oh FUCK!" at 23:14 was so emphatic, it was exactly how I felt.
Then immediately after a casual “forklift simulator 🎶”
This birthed one of the best GG song remixes.
I remember when you could look at the title of a grumps video and know EXACTLY what they were playing and still get a joke out of it. Now its like were back in the old west, no rules but what a man can make for himself and those he holds close.
I’ve noticed that with other channels as well.
Yeah. They're slaves to the algorithm now. I keep thinking episodes are gonna be solos from titles. This one included.
unfortunately, the algorithim rewards it. another channel I follow showed the viewcounts from a video that started with a clickbaity title and then later added the product name and the views fell off a cliff
We must all work to impress the poorly-programmed robots that decide our fate.
I hate it. I used to click every GG video in my feed, now I usually ignore them. I have no idea what they're playing or even if it's the first episode in a series or the 10th. I've clicked on videos I thought were the first episode in a series only to have to dig back in their uploads until I find the one that's actually the first
Can we get a Dan and Arin simulator? Where they are just looking at themselves on a screen just like in Spaceballs?
Id argue thats already happened with House Party
@@paulsurratt2005 And the Phoenix Wright game with the "good boy coin" theft.
there are indeed like youtuber simulators, I have to assume at some point you are just watching your characters on a couch playing a game and have to like, watch the mic output or some garbage.
a Grump Office simulator would be amazing
@@Scrofar RLM has one, Grumps should toooo. though the iconic grumps office we're used to is already the old one, and we haven't seen much of the new one so it's not nearly as fun. man I wonder what it was like moving into that office after them..
Sing it with me
🎶Forklift Simulator, Forklift Simulator🎶
🎶 an efficient way of killing 🎶
@@Elstree 🎶he ran over his daaad🎶
@@Undydamon 🎶 then he ran over his muuum 🎶
@@Elstree 🎶mom was a witness🎶
@@Undydamon 🎶 then he ran over his brother 🎶
This is the lost saga where Arin gets his own Forklift Certification after losing to Kyoko Tachibana in B.C.V
After understanding the ways of the forklift, Arin was able to come out on top
i just hear the song
Dan: "You gotta take it easy, man."
Arin: "I WAS TAKING IT EASY!"
Crate thrown off the forks because he wasn't taking it easy: 🤕
Who would have thought that little song would be a banger a year later 😂
And the Grammy for Best New Artist is…
revisiting this video after sbassbear's banger song "Forklift Simulator"
Going through a really hard time right now. Larry Poophead is the first time I've laughed in days.
Thank you Danny and Arin, your content is a real gift.
I don't know how bad the youtube algorithm is that they have to put zero information in titles/thumbnails, but I hope it doesn't also mean they're giving up on long series. It'd be nice to have something that isn't 1-2 episodes again.
Playing random things before Dan went on tour.
Yeah I was really hoping for more of Harvester... Guess they probably won't be going back to that one
@@theFLCLguy Each game has a category in youtube for indexing. All you have to do is search the games title and then the channel you want and it will pull results for both. Putting the name into the title is really only convenient for us meat puppets when browsing.
@@sarahh7216 fr. We answered with the view count. Hopefully it'll come back when Dan returns
@@MrThorpedo8 I didn't realize that, good to know!
There's a neat feature about boxes where you can actually STACK them on each other. Then you don't have to take 6 trips, but just 3 or 4!
Arin was incapable of moving one box at a time, what in god’s name leads you to believe he could stack one on top of the other and have it not end in horror? 😂
Considering how fast Arin was whipping around the corners and turns, he would've probably failed a LOT faster then.
this game looks like type where the pallet on top would slide around frictionlessly if you tried that
Had to come back to this after hearing Sbassbear’s remix
I think you mean, instead of retiring 10 years from now, when we're all at Arin's funeral (because as he stated he's dying on camera) we'll be remembering that poophead joke.
Forklift Song 19:34
Tysm!
2:05 - 2:35 - Whoa, you're literally better than my co-worker IRL. The guy has bluetooth earbuds and is either listening to music and / or having a phone conversation all shift. Dude damages like $10k worth of product a month. Even drove into me a couple times. No write ups for him.
But I get laid off since I was a temp worker (despite no damages). Life sucks sometimes.
Tell me about it. People who deserve to get in trouble, don't.
@@deadinside8781 Unions are a big part of that. They protect people who deserve to be fired, and make it very difficult to get rid of terrible/lazy workers.
I'm here after Sbassbear
Same I gotta see the bits they clipped out. Mainly cuz they said they don’t remember singing at all
"I'm a forklift legend. People are gonna tell tales of......my liftage" JOB FAILED. God I love Arin
Listened to the song like 50 times, so now I wanna pick out all the lines that are stuck in my head now.
Samesies
"Rule Thirty-Forklift" is amazing. What a brill moment from Dan. XD
Just curious, what did you manage to accomplish this year by being so efficient and stylish as to abbreviate “brilliant” with “brill”?
Not actually curious
Hey man, let me give you some advice...Don't be a douchebag. Grow up a little. You must be quite childish, if not an actual child, to apparently have never encountered someone who speaks differently than you do. Have you never met, say...a British person or anything like that?
"Oh my god! This person used an abbreviation I wouldn't! The travesty!"
Came straight to the comments... because Sbassbear has done great things with this footage.
Man, 2022 really turning out to be the "Career Simulator" Fever Dream of Game Grumps.
Is this some weird midlife crisis being masked by trying out new hobbies?
If it is, then I'm sorry Arin's going to die so young.
Arin stating he did the tutorial but then taking a few seconds to figure out what he was doing had me totally convinced he lied to us all.
It would have taken a looooooooooooot longer if he hadn't done it
Love when they have singing bits.
I’m here after hearing sbassbear’s Forklift Simulator theme song!
I love how they keep thinking it’s a 5 min timer even though it always tells them it’s 8 minutes. 😅
They got the don't get more than 5 collisions mixed with do it in under 8 minutes
It's amazing listening to the pieces of Sbassbear's masterpiece come together
Here again after the sbass bear compilation!
The song is so good! I had to go bsck and see the original of where the remix came from lol
I feel like I was just part of a psyop watching this. Like 5 years of memories were just erased from my mind...Rachel, the kids, its all gone...theres only forklift
My brother wasn’t a witness
I love just how calm and relaxing the background music is despite it all.
Until they make a song about forklift and murder 😭😂😂😂
@@AgnetkaKonfetka It's part of the charm 💅🏾
its my job and also my passion
I really hope they never retire and we can slowly watch them decend into crotchety old men
That Forklift Simulator jingle fucking murdered me. One of the best Grump bits I’ve ever seen.
0:10 OH NO! Monika's back!
Man fuck, i love you guys. you hear it all the time but yall foreal make peoples days better. just got fired and find it hard to produce a smile nowadays but fuck! them bois arin and danny can make me smile
Absolutely I agree Grumps is a God's gift 😇🙏🎁❤️
Song starts around 19:20
The grumps gently singing "forklift simulator" will now play on a constant loop in my mind for the rest of my life
Untill they release a Spotify version of that song so can listen to it on repeat 🎶🎧❤️
And now we have a certified Sbassbear banger of it!
Dan: Who can do all this in 5 minutes?
Warehouse Workers: Hold my beer
I did actually work with a guy who freaking drank a beer during the paid 15 minute break (and possibly lunch, too) and then operated our forklift and overhead crane.
Who else came here after watching the newest Sbassbear compilation?
Calling it: the room is a pleasant 68 degrees, and Arin's got a 102 fever from covid