I think Moocluck did a pretty good job with this video, wouldn't you say? I mean, I'm certainly pissed off. If you'd like to support our local "friendly" warlock, consider getting a warlock shirt over on our store: tinyurl.com/34ute5c4
Be on a raiding guild, Purposely forget enchants and gem /additional sockets after being offered in guild chat at least 15 minutes before raid and we're online and active during messages. say you are waiting on the Darkmoon Fair for rep buff before doing quests required for progression, forget the buffer the last few times and continue pattern or finally get called out on it when there is no reputation tied to those quests. (Third socket for artifact weapon in Legion is the primary example here) Yes I have had these happen... Edit: purposely miss your turn for a mechanic such as an interrupt, get with group for group soak, staying away from required soak.
Don't need to, Blizz has that covered already. 100s of thousands of guilds about 7~ months ago on retail servers just had everything in them vanish, including their gold. My GM who had been stocking it since original BC, lost millions of gold worth of old removed shit or super rare vanilla/BC items (like Blazing long sword, the red light saber) As well as a tab FULL of just the cata fortune 1k and 5k cards. The last 3 tabs of the GB were just his museum and only he could even touch stuff in there, but everyone could look at it. He had tons of TCG items, mounts, pets, ect. One day it was all just gone. And the info about withdraws for both gold and items had not changed. Apparently this happened to TONS of guild banks, all at once over night. Literally thousands of guilds were affected. Blizzard restored none of it, to basically anyone.
I keep all my s… stuff on my main plus a series of alt banks. So far, I have ten, but I’m currently levelling four more, and my tailors are stocking bags ready to distribute. I really appreciated Blizz making the Warband bank and items becoming Warbound until equipped. No need to waste time running quests, dungeons or raids for x-mogs on multiple alts, and no need to waste bronze, silver or gold on posting items that might, now and then, disappear in transit (like my limited edition War Within Ultra Magnus, but that’s by-the-bye).
I make it my mission online to be the utmost annoying person anyone has ever had the displeasure of meeting. Back when we could extend macros past the 255 limit pre 11.0, I had a macro with *every* toy in game that, made a sound, had a visual effect and/or put messages into chat. I personally tested each and every one of my like 600~ toys to find this out and to see if other players including those not in my group or of the other faction could see/hear them, as well as only added ones usable while in combat, moving, were off the GCD, had no cast time, and useable inside rated pvp instances. I remember during legion, during a heroic Argus pull, I used the macro just as the tank pulled and it literally DCed him and we wiped because of it. I have a leet gaming PC and for like 1sec my FPS goes from 200 something to like 30 during the macro's effect. I remember DCing enemy players in BGs with it as well, and I had a slightly lesser version of it macroed to my warrior's charge ability. Every time I'd charge it would literally fill chat for everyone in and out of the group and cause everyone's FPS to tank for a sec. Sadly as of 11.0 they limited what addons can do with macros and now they can no longer use other macros, inside of a macro (which is how it technically extended the character limit) so my annoying macro is now dead.
I agree with everything said in Number 3. The first half is completely and provably true and the second half needs to happen so the company can finally go the way of the Dodo. Thanks, Moocluck!
Ah, Nixxiom, the benevolent overlord of all things awesome! 🖤 I’ll leave a glowing comment about how amazing Nixxiom is for sharing it with us mortals! Seriously though, love everything you do-keep it up, and I’ll see you all in Azeroth. For the Shadow…and for Nixxiom! 🥀"
3:55 Hey! Everybody knows it's the Titans putting chemicals in the water to turn the frigging dragons gay! Iridikron Jones said it, so it must be true!
Oh... I remember when I first raided in vanilla and TBC... I was a kid who couldn't afford a nice microphone, so in order to talk... I TOOK MY HEY YOU PIKACHU MICROPHONE!! Thats right, the awful microphone that came with the hey you pikachu for n64 in order to tell pikachu to do stuff, worked on my PC so I used it for raiding for years. This makes me want to order a Hey You pikachu microphone and use it for a stream or on a raid night on discord just to be an asshole hahah
I have formed multiple guilds in the past by using addons to random recruit spam and allow anyone to recruit. Guilds with hundreds of players. I'd sign up for a year, play for a month checking out the new quest and content while mass recruiting. Never interacted with them at all. Then I'd leave the game and quit for a year... only to log on one day, kick everyone out in 5 seconds, and then log off and quit again. Due to the rules that if a leader were to unsubscribe they could report and take ownership of the guild... I would randomly log on every now, just a few times, to do a group with randoms in the guild or something and just see how they were interacting with each other and carrying on... It's pretty wild how they just managed themselves and just did their own thing without a "leader" for so long. Didn't even know who I was. I was genuinely interested and curious in it .. but ultimately it was an interesting and cruel social experiment. I'm sorry if you were victim to this. Please forgive me.
I knew a kid in high school that got ran over by a Semi-truck on his way to the bus stop. Was an exchange student too and there wasn't much left of him for his family to recover. Kind of sad really.
@@frantictoast3741 or you just opened comments to this comment to see if someone explained what a typewriter is, as you don't know either but you still don't know, therefore feel the need to point at someone else saying: "they don't know as well!" Really hard to say, huh.
Mean not always method use streamers get new players intro there guild best way get new pro guild also asmongold help lot guild grow get new players in so not always bad just heve keep streamers heppy
This what I have been waiting for the real wow game play style now the shit how I like wow or how shity the game is and Mooncluck is right about how gay wow shit is now to😅😅😅
I think Moocluck did a pretty good job with this video, wouldn't you say? I mean, I'm certainly pissed off.
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Been in my guild for years, but they're all strangers.
Time to utilise these tips!
It will be real awkward when everyone at the irl guild meet-up shows up in the akatsuki costume but no one else has seen this video 😂
Truly the most Warlock video of all time.
"ive been professional asshole for 10 years" hahahahaha
Yeah he's an amateur.
Genius guide, Moocluck! This knowledge has expanded my cranium by 20 sizes!
Be on a raiding guild,
Purposely forget enchants and gem /additional sockets after being offered in guild chat at least 15 minutes before raid and we're online and active during messages.
say you are waiting on the Darkmoon Fair for rep buff before doing quests required for progression, forget the buffer the last few times and continue pattern or finally get called out on it when there is no reputation tied to those quests. (Third socket for artifact weapon in Legion is the primary example here)
Yes I have had these happen...
Edit: purposely miss your turn for a mechanic such as an interrupt, get with group for group soak, staying away from required soak.
this individual has also often not understood or entirely ignored a patch's whole mechanic, up to and including gear upgrading and crest upgrading
😂😂😂 thank you
How to piss off your guild?
In HC WoW, run for the exit at the slightest whiff of danger while reiterating "I'm an ex-Blizzard employee".
hold up, dont pull, brb pooping.
Number 11 would be stealing from the guild bank :)
Don't need to, Blizz has that covered already. 100s of thousands of guilds about 7~ months ago on retail servers just had everything in them vanish, including their gold. My GM who had been stocking it since original BC, lost millions of gold worth of old removed shit or super rare vanilla/BC items (like Blazing long sword, the red light saber) As well as a tab FULL of just the cata fortune 1k and 5k cards. The last 3 tabs of the GB were just his museum and only he could even touch stuff in there, but everyone could look at it. He had tons of TCG items, mounts, pets, ect. One day it was all just gone. And the info about withdraws for both gold and items had not changed. Apparently this happened to TONS of guild banks, all at once over night. Literally thousands of guilds were affected. Blizzard restored none of it, to basically anyone.
Imo, if you give people access, expect anything to be taken. You gave them explicit permission
I keep all my s… stuff on my main plus a series of alt banks. So far, I have ten, but I’m currently levelling four more, and my tailors are stocking bags ready to distribute.
I really appreciated Blizz making the Warband bank and items becoming Warbound until equipped. No need to waste time running quests, dungeons or raids for x-mogs on multiple alts, and no need to waste bronze, silver or gold on posting items that might, now and then, disappear in transit (like my limited edition War Within Ultra Magnus, but that’s by-the-bye).
NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU, MOOCLUCK!!!
I make it my mission online to be the utmost annoying person anyone has ever had the displeasure of meeting. Back when we could extend macros past the 255 limit pre 11.0, I had a macro with *every* toy in game that, made a sound, had a visual effect and/or put messages into chat. I personally tested each and every one of my like 600~ toys to find this out and to see if other players including those not in my group or of the other faction could see/hear them, as well as only added ones usable while in combat, moving, were off the GCD, had no cast time, and useable inside rated pvp instances.
I remember during legion, during a heroic Argus pull, I used the macro just as the tank pulled and it literally DCed him and we wiped because of it. I have a leet gaming PC and for like 1sec my FPS goes from 200 something to like 30 during the macro's effect. I remember DCing enemy players in BGs with it as well, and I had a slightly lesser version of it macroed to my warrior's charge ability. Every time I'd charge it would literally fill chat for everyone in and out of the group and cause everyone's FPS to tank for a sec.
Sadly as of 11.0 they limited what addons can do with macros and now they can no longer use other macros, inside of a macro (which is how it technically extended the character limit) so my annoying macro is now dead.
How to piss off your guild?
In HC WoW, run for the exit at the slightest whiff of danger while reiterating "I'm an ex-Blizzard employee".
The cat's had me rolling, this video was soooo good. :)
I believe in showing up to raids and immediately going AFK and not responding to raid checks is a good one
Thanks, Mr. Cluck
Best video from you in a long time. Had me dying😂
I agree with everything said in Number 3. The first half is completely and provably true and the second half needs to happen so the company can finally go the way of the Dodo. Thanks, Moocluck!
We had someone rolling Pennie’s with a machine during raid. I’m like wtf is wrong with you
Ah, Nixxiom, the benevolent overlord of all things awesome! 🖤 I’ll leave a glowing comment about how amazing Nixxiom is for sharing it with us mortals! Seriously though, love everything you do-keep it up, and I’ll see you all in Azeroth. For the Shadow…and for Nixxiom! 🥀"
Moocluck is my spirit animal 😍
3:55 Hey!
Everybody knows it's the Titans putting chemicals in the water to turn the frigging dragons gay!
Iridikron Jones said it, so it must be true!
oooh moocluck video again! been a while since i heared his voice
Ok but that Goblin Murloc poisoning is true.
Of course Moocluck is the one to narrate this video, nobody could ever be mad at Nixxiom after all
My Moocluck is back!!❤❤❤
this is the most helpful wow video ever made
Oh... I remember when I first raided in vanilla and TBC... I was a kid who couldn't afford a nice microphone, so in order to talk... I TOOK MY HEY YOU PIKACHU MICROPHONE!!
Thats right, the awful microphone that came with the hey you pikachu for n64 in order to tell pikachu to do stuff, worked on my PC so I used it for raiding for years. This makes me want to order a Hey You pikachu microphone and use it for a stream or on a raid night on discord just to be an asshole hahah
Back to form I see.
Using money you begged outside of Ogrimmar? That sounds really familiar, like I have heard that on this channel before.
Moocluck & Nixxiom are my favourite married couple ever.
This is like the nerd guide to being an asshole.
"I'm not here to participate but to destroy!"
Moocluck is doing a Master Class on being a WoW asshole!
Doing all 10 of these in response to the person who won't stop inviting me no matter how many times I decline.
My buddy always eats on the mic. Drives me up a fucking wall
Don't look at me, I didn't vote for Garrosh.
Moocluck ❤ missed you
wait, guilds do irl meetups?
I have that old microphone stuffed away! I better test it out
I just mute/put on ignore people like that unfortunately. What would be the solution to that?
Yeah, give me more
Just speak your mind in Guildchat express your opinions these days people short circuits moment you agree on anyone on any topic hate is in the air !
Wait, Moocluck was the voice actor for this video??
I have formed multiple guilds in the past by using addons to random recruit spam and allow anyone to recruit. Guilds with hundreds of players. I'd sign up for a year, play for a month checking out the new quest and content while mass recruiting. Never interacted with them at all. Then I'd leave the game and quit for a year... only to log on one day, kick everyone out in 5 seconds, and then log off and quit again. Due to the rules that if a leader were to unsubscribe they could report and take ownership of the guild... I would randomly log on every now, just a few times, to do a group with randoms in the guild or something and just see how they were interacting with each other and carrying on... It's pretty wild how they just managed themselves and just did their own thing without a "leader" for so long. Didn't even know who I was. I was genuinely interested and curious in it .. but ultimately it was an interesting and cruel social experiment. I'm sorry if you were victim to this. Please forgive me.
You’re a mid-level manager, aren’t you?
MOOCLUCK!!!!!!
Me when my gm decided to kick me cause cannot play 10 hours a day
Just took the entire bank
My guild is deeeeeeaaaaaad!
Nice.
pog Moocluck!
I want to marry moocluck x
been kicked out of guilds for the politics and blaming Gm for inactive guild before so I dount you can get away with a lot of this stuff :D.
🐮🐔 😄😄
ayo
I knew a kid in high school that got ran over by a Semi-truck on his way to the bus stop. Was an exchange student too and there wasn't much left of him for his family to recover. Kind of sad really.
... but why :o?
Trump
dafuq is a typewriter?
Good god you're obviously young. Which means: use Google.
@@hanaverrier or, i could be joking. hard to tell huh?
@@T.R.75 or you say you're joking now because someone called you out. Hard to say.
@@frantictoast3741 or you just opened comments to this comment to see if someone explained what a typewriter is, as you don't know either but you still don't know, therefore feel the need to point at someone else saying: "they don't know as well!" Really hard to say, huh.
lol this was hilarious. sarcasm is lost on the interwebs.
Bruh you need Jesus If you actually do any of these on purpose
Mean not always method use streamers get new players intro there guild best way get new pro guild also asmongold help lot guild grow get new players in so not always bad just heve keep streamers heppy
This what I have been waiting for the real wow game play style now the shit how I like wow or how shity the game is and Mooncluck is right about how gay wow shit is now to😅😅😅