Star Wars Outlaws is $130!?! & Story Trailer Angry Reaction!

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @Linkman247
    @Linkman247 6 месяцев назад +1803

    Ubisoft: "players have to get comfortable with not owning games"
    Players: "Ubisoft has to get comfortable with people not buying or subscribing to their games."

    • @xbigcalx
      @xbigcalx 6 месяцев назад +16

      Huzzah!

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 6 месяцев назад +55

      'Not all images appear in game'... due to the inevitable graphical downgrades.

    • @wingw3844
      @wingw3844 6 месяцев назад +19

      i dont feel comf if i need to pay 130 for just 3 day early access.................

    • @perfectlyslicedegg3348
      @perfectlyslicedegg3348 6 месяцев назад +7

      Got Em

    • @videovagrancy8526
      @videovagrancy8526 6 месяцев назад +6

      Well said, sir! I completely agree.

  • @Knight121198
    @Knight121198 6 месяцев назад +2613

    "Puts helmet back on" no thanks, managed democracy needs me.

    • @-soaponarope-1261
      @-soaponarope-1261 6 месяцев назад +221

      See you on the front lines helldiver! FOR DEMOCRACY!!

    • @SafetyBriefer
      @SafetyBriefer 6 месяцев назад +152

      This man drinks Liber-TEA!

    • @kaltadesmon
      @kaltadesmon 6 месяцев назад +113

      Freedom never sleeps!

    • @tkp98
      @tkp98 6 месяцев назад +86

      Time to spread some Freedom!

    • @-soaponarope-1261
      @-soaponarope-1261 6 месяцев назад +67

      SWEET LIBERTY MY ARM!!

  • @OnasaD
    @OnasaD 6 месяцев назад +421

    Ubisoft has a terrible track record so far:
    •Avatar was mid
    •They have made The Crew 1 unplayable even though people paid full price and are now revoking PC licenses
    •Skull and bones is a failure
    And yet they expect us to pay $70-$130 for their products 🤡

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 6 месяцев назад +2

      Wait, what’s this about The Crew?

    • @rangerholladen5824
      @rangerholladen5824 6 месяцев назад

      Is the crew

    • @spandandash1138
      @spandandash1138 6 месяцев назад +18

      You're forgetting something.Prince of Persia The Lost Crown was definitely the best game they have made in the past 15 years.

    • @videogamerforever312
      @videogamerforever312 6 месяцев назад +12

      So far no they have been terrible for years even before that. Lied about Watch Dogs 1, The division 1 and 2 were both false advertised specially the first game besides the snow and let’s not ever talk about the disaster of Ghost Recon Breakpoint. Just to name a bit of things.

    • @Lewisfernie
      @Lewisfernie 6 месяцев назад

      The graphics from Avatar were amazing but everything else was very meh, didnt take me long to skip every conversation in the game

  • @SiskoSvK
    @SiskoSvK 6 месяцев назад +414

    "Forget everything you know about Star Wars..." -was a line I was expecting

    • @alexinfinite7142
      @alexinfinite7142 6 месяцев назад +16

      LOL no kidding! This is something we hear a lot these days and it always signals to us that garbage is heading our way. Why the hell do people want to work on projects they want to completely transform into something else? It's such a bizarre mixture of resentful, exploitative high-jacking of stories and concepts that only talentless malcontents would consider doing

    • @jackcoleman1784
      @jackcoleman1784 6 месяцев назад +8

      The line itself is a total misunderstanding of their market base. Absolutely no one who is into Star Wars wants to forget everything they know about Star Wars in reference to a future Star Wars product. It's like asking people to get excited about a Star Wars product that has absolutely no ties to Star Wars.

    • @alexinfinite7142
      @alexinfinite7142 6 месяцев назад +4

      @jackcoleman1784 it's literally the stupidest thing ever. You're bang on correct

    • @ArthurCallahan389
      @ArthurCallahan389 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂That sounds just like something Kuntleen Kennedy would say!😂😂😂😂

    • @bartoszmisztal6861
      @bartoszmisztal6861 6 месяцев назад

      I just need to forget the last ten years.

  • @Meitti
    @Meitti 6 месяцев назад +934

    Knowing modern Ubisoft games, your own Millenium Falcon will probably have a stamina bar.

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow 6 месяцев назад +114

      then you orbit around planets to harvest materials, like trees and rocks to make it fly faster.

    • @Roughnecks2277
      @Roughnecks2277 6 месяцев назад +47

      Lmao Ubisoft would never waste their money or time on letting you actually pilot your ship through space

    • @kayjay9104
      @kayjay9104 6 месяцев назад +7

      Don't give them ideas, last thing we need is a walk meter

    • @ssj4vegetto495
      @ssj4vegetto495 6 месяцев назад +7

      Star Cry Outlaws lol

    • @batalorian7997
      @batalorian7997 6 месяцев назад +2

      To be fair that was a different team. This is the team that made avatar. So gameplay might actually be fun, but the story may be a disappointment

  • @REblll
    @REblll 6 месяцев назад +603

    Watch how fast Ubisoft's going to change their cancellation policy now lol

    • @356z
      @356z 6 месяцев назад +13

      I always wondered if you sign up for the monthly subscription, but the year one, can you cancel it and not get stuck with the rest of the payments?

    • @Shiftry87
      @Shiftry87 6 месяцев назад

      @@356z U are charged on a monthly basis so i would think that if u cancel the service before the start of the next month the service gets canceled. It dosent matter if u sign up month to month or a year long option u are still paying at the start of each month so if u cancel u lose access at the end of that month.

    • @SoldierSpiderx
      @SoldierSpiderx 6 месяцев назад

      lol I bet that once you buy it there no refund

    • @djbpresents9584
      @djbpresents9584 6 месяцев назад

      Ubi plus can't go wrong

    • @DK-sk4cv
      @DK-sk4cv 6 месяцев назад +2

      I doubt it... I bought a heavily discounted game on there recently and before I could install it had a pop up that I had to click accept which pretty much said once you go past this point we have your money forever.

  • @Colin04932
    @Colin04932 6 месяцев назад +1646

    Honestly this game’s pricing feels like Ubisoft is a homeless guy begging for a piece of change but without the possibility of sympathy from people lmfao.

    • @ninoroxsox
      @ninoroxsox 6 месяцев назад +56

      Like a homeless guy begging for 500 dollars 😂

    • @Zyzzyyx
      @Zyzzyyx 6 месяцев назад

      Seems like Ubisoft knows their idiot audience really well.

    • @The_Texorcist
      @The_Texorcist 6 месяцев назад +27

      Change? Chaaange? Got some change?!

    • @citizen3000
      @citizen3000 6 месяцев назад +6

      The game is $70. Woah, truly shocking.

    • @RiderZer0
      @RiderZer0 6 месяцев назад +50

      @@citizen3000he’s not talking about the $70 part. The scheme overall is desperate. Use your brain.

  • @Bobbiloff
    @Bobbiloff 6 месяцев назад +143

    I’m so tired of this ”quirky scoundrel with a good heart” archetype that the main character seems to be. I feel like every other game and film has it.

    • @NewOrderOfAlexandria
      @NewOrderOfAlexandria 6 месяцев назад +18

      We have so many cool characters
      Han solo
      Boba Fett
      Jango Fett
      Lando
      The Mandalorian
      Obi Wan
      Darth Maul
      Mace Windu
      Leia
      Padme
      (Even ST characters were better)
      Poe
      Finn
      Kylo
      Phasma
      Edit: Commander Cody
      Edit: Dash Randar
      They had so many sith, jedi, smugglers (edit: Clones) and bounty hunters to inspire from, but we get strong woman 4,567

    • @michaelharrisjr
      @michaelharrisjr 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@NewOrderOfAlexandriaThat would make the "Strong women" be called Mary Sues

    • @Albus_Rex
      @Albus_Rex 6 месяцев назад

      @@NewOrderOfAlexandria I wish she was a strong woman. You know, tall with big muscles. Instead we have a maybe 110 pound goof that appears to be throwing stormtroopers around. I'd argue that's worse.

    • @alterego2421
      @alterego2421 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@NewOrderOfAlexandriatrying to sneak the new ones in is crazy but no clones???

    • @alterego2421
      @alterego2421 6 месяцев назад +1

      nvm only 1 clone?

  • @heroicdairy
    @heroicdairy 6 месяцев назад +923

    imagine asking $130 while anything else exists

    • @iamoctonate
      @iamoctonate 6 месяцев назад +96

      Literally any other game exists

    • @LambdaDiamond
      @LambdaDiamond 6 месяцев назад +74

      Baulders Gate 3 exists.

    • @FabuBrik
      @FabuBrik 6 месяцев назад +17

      but quadruple A

    • @DuWha
      @DuWha 6 месяцев назад +20

      @@LambdaDiamondsuper overrated game, next

    • @Icodhack2992
      @Icodhack2992 6 месяцев назад +47

      @@DuWha bg3 is SUPER overrated? I can understand maybe a little overrated, but SUPER? I personally love the game and i think it deserves its praises. Explain yourself

  • @Kaynos
    @Kaynos 6 месяцев назад +227

    These prices are ridiculous. Not long ago these tiers were 10$ apart. Base game was 60$, Gold 70$ and Ultimate 80$. Now it's double the price for the best edition, that's some bullshit.

    • @josephpasquarella2123
      @josephpasquarella2123 6 месяцев назад +6

      Welcome to inflation homie

    • @zeroxgaming4030
      @zeroxgaming4030 6 месяцев назад +10

      Your not wrong lol The rich always want more money lol

    • @WbosonLP
      @WbosonLP 6 месяцев назад +3

      I remember when Pre Order gave me 1 extra 1y old AAA game.

    • @CV47Deagle
      @CV47Deagle 6 месяцев назад +1

      There shouldn’t even be tiers smh these companies are a joke now

    • @zebatov
      @zebatov 6 месяцев назад +4

      This has nothing to do with inflation lol.

  • @corruptedpoison1
    @corruptedpoison1 6 месяцев назад +191

    $130 for a game Ubisoft will take out of your account in 5 years because they lost the license or they shut the servers off.

    • @thebenc1537
      @thebenc1537 6 месяцев назад +19

      Why is nobody upset about day 1 dlc? They take out part of the game and sell it to you for more at the freaking launch of the game! It should be illegal.

    • @LTV746
      @LTV746 6 месяцев назад +1

      Skull and force

    • @urekmazino6800
      @urekmazino6800 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@thebenc1537nobody's surprised lol it's a Ubisoft classic

    • @simplyyunak3189
      @simplyyunak3189 6 месяцев назад +1

      If online purchase is not owning, then piracy is not stealing

    • @corruptedpoison1
      @corruptedpoison1 6 месяцев назад

      @@Alex8609BrindyJames And? What a pointless comment.

  • @ethanforster
    @ethanforster 6 месяцев назад +231

    She looks like a 35 year old Soccer Mum pretending to be Han Solo

    • @IdocarebutIdont
      @IdocarebutIdont 6 месяцев назад +29

      Sweet Baby Inc Han Solo

    • @krikeydial3430
      @krikeydial3430 6 месяцев назад +13

      Her face, eyes, and hair are all one color. This is so lazy. I feel bad for young gamers these days.

    • @thsudy
      @thsudy 6 месяцев назад +18

      To me she looks like she’s from mass effect andromeda

    • @DoomBowser64
      @DoomBowser64 6 месяцев назад +8

      Ma'am Solo

    • @AtreidesT660
      @AtreidesT660 6 месяцев назад +12

      The sad part is the actress used for the motion capture is gorgeous.

  • @justinmiller5539
    @justinmiller5539 6 месяцев назад +657

    It's Ubisoft, I have already set my expectations accordingly.

    • @Herrmdogg403
      @Herrmdogg403 6 месяцев назад +6

      🎉Is that in the toilet ;) .😅😅🎉

    • @frankieb9444
      @frankieb9444 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@Herrmdogg403 A squat toilet is still too high lol

    • @Nutterbutter123
      @Nutterbutter123 6 месяцев назад +1

      Plain logical

    • @bluewolf5895
      @bluewolf5895 6 месяцев назад

      The kings of making average games

    • @TrueCicero
      @TrueCicero 6 месяцев назад +4

      It's gonna be a boring Assassin's Creed game with a Star Wars skin job. Run around and collect a million pointless items, go pray at a million shrines, or explore a million caves with a treasure chest in them that all have shit items.

  • @Gamer1990100
    @Gamer1990100 6 месяцев назад +685

    Ubisoft game just wait 3 or 4 months for a $50% off sale

    • @samuelvimes5770
      @samuelvimes5770 6 месяцев назад +86

      or 2 years until it´s free on the epic store

    • @RayzaNC
      @RayzaNC 6 месяцев назад +1

      that tactic doesn't work when it's on PC and only on their store.

    • @darthmocap
      @darthmocap 6 месяцев назад +23

      Wait until the sea faring community makes the “free demo” available.

    • @spartacus18954
      @spartacus18954 6 месяцев назад +17

      SBI game probably 2 months 70% off.

    • @AlwayzFresh
      @AlwayzFresh 6 месяцев назад +8

      100% Clueless to pay full price for this knowing it will be half price

  • @henri2058
    @henri2058 6 месяцев назад +568

    Season pass, early access, exclusive mission for overpaying... IN A SINGLE PLAYER GAME.
    WTF IS UBISOFT DOING 😭😭😭

    • @frafio5182
      @frafio5182 6 месяцев назад +31

      The same every company does

    • @kagenotatsumaki
      @kagenotatsumaki 6 месяцев назад +23

      Literally the exact same thing Bethesda did with Starfield?

    • @Mephzice
      @Mephzice 6 месяцев назад +53

      increasing the value of the pirated copy

    • @Paws_Network
      @Paws_Network 6 месяцев назад

      @@frafio5182 Wrong, there is better games for cheaper.

    • @OkamiToge
      @OkamiToge 6 месяцев назад

      Wait, that dumb shit has a season pass? 🤨 tf

  • @sharpspoon7371
    @sharpspoon7371 6 месяцев назад +80

    Don't ask questions, just consume product and then get excited for next product

    • @AtreidesT660
      @AtreidesT660 6 месяцев назад +3

      Very cool

    • @grumpynomad3551
      @grumpynomad3551 6 месяцев назад +3

      They will. I bet this game makes millions. People will buy anything.

    • @AtreidesT660
      @AtreidesT660 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@grumpynomad3551 No shortage of people who will consume any product with the SW label. Also, you're probably right I doubt this game will bomb.

    • @JimBob-lv8ps
      @JimBob-lv8ps 6 месяцев назад

      @@grumpynomad3551no the time of throwing star wars on it for nostalgia is over with thanks to Disney

  • @Torobuck
    @Torobuck 6 месяцев назад +3222

    This game is gonna be a failure, save this comment because I know it. Its literally Ubisoft afterall, that company never learns...

    • @cram2979
      @cram2979 6 месяцев назад +26

      Cool

    • @therealharshlycritical
      @therealharshlycritical 6 месяцев назад +88

      Probably worse than avatar😂😂😂

    • @jackkenny4194
      @jackkenny4194 6 месяцев назад +98

      Why did you waste your time writing this? Do you want it to be bad? Just wait and see and stop fishing for attention

    • @F.r.e.a.k.e.n.s.t.e.i.n
      @F.r.e.a.k.e.n.s.t.e.i.n 6 месяцев назад +57

      Ubisoft all their games could be good, but they are way to greedy

    • @dominicisme1999
      @dominicisme1999 6 месяцев назад +35

      Agreed it’s going to be a colossal failure

  • @thalunizz21
    @thalunizz21 6 месяцев назад +153

    Ubisoft thinks they're good enough to charge that much.😂

    • @camraid9
      @camraid9 6 месяцев назад +8

      I know right... With games like Elden Ring around. That is a bad joke.

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 6 месяцев назад +4

      "We know you nerds will buy anything with a Wookie in it."

  • @ran_red
    @ran_red 6 месяцев назад +104

    The cheapest way to play this game:
    - pay $18 dollars to play the game and vow to cancel in 1 month
    - forget to cancel and end up spending $200 after months of going "dammit, I forgot again"
    Maybe the best decision would be not to play it. It's ok to miss out on certain things, nothing bad is gonna happen to you if you ignore this.

    • @mangan700
      @mangan700 6 месяцев назад +22

      Nah the cheapest way would be to play a pirated version xD

    • @alexsynthesis
      @alexsynthesis 6 месяцев назад +24

      I never forget to cancel a subscription cuz I pay for one month then immediately cancel it so I can enjoy the rest of the month 😂

    • @JuicedOnKids
      @JuicedOnKids 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@mangan700spent electricity to download it.

    • @Guardian_Arias
      @Guardian_Arias 6 месяцев назад +5

      The cheapest way would be to go to the high seas and hoist the Jolly Roger.

    • @SuperKendoman
      @SuperKendoman 6 месяцев назад +5

      Bold of you to assume I'll be playing this. We have Stellar Blade, Black Myth WuKong and Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree to look forward to, brothers and sisters 😎

  • @hokuhikene
    @hokuhikene 6 месяцев назад +91

    Joe: "She looks like a Jim Henson Puppet."
    To be more specific, like a Gelflings from the Dark Crystal.

    • @jackofalltrades7728
      @jackofalltrades7728 6 месяцев назад +3

      i thought the exact same thing

    • @bmacaulay18
      @bmacaulay18 6 месяцев назад

      I was thinking more like Dave Chappelle in a wig.

    • @eugenevictortooms4174
      @eugenevictortooms4174 6 месяцев назад +1

      Spot on.

    • @cornflakekidd
      @cornflakekidd 6 месяцев назад +2

      I think they should have a male or female main characters and you can customize them but that’s probably too much to ask for or they probably charge for outfits

    • @thomasjefferson2676
      @thomasjefferson2676 6 месяцев назад +3

      I was thinking team America.

  • @Xylluk
    @Xylluk 6 месяцев назад +174

    How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Corporate Commander!?

    • @EdwardGutierrez90
      @EdwardGutierrez90 6 месяцев назад +10

      "I love the young people" XD

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 6 месяцев назад +3

      What lesson? They still get their millions of dollars from gamers. Apart from Skull and Bones, Ubisoft hasn't learned anything because we as gamers haven't taught them anything.

  • @TheRetifox
    @TheRetifox 6 месяцев назад +337

    Nothing of this feels like being an Outlaw, more like Star Wars Adventure.

    • @Zyzzyyx
      @Zyzzyyx 6 месяцев назад +76

      It's Ubisoft, 95% of the game will be clearing out outlaw camps that their game engine copy & pasted ad infinitum all over the map with markers telling you where to go.
      Gamer: I thought I was the outlaw.
      Ubisoft: Umm, sure.

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow 6 месяцев назад +57

      its like they played the Saints Row reboot to take inspiration on what being a criminal is like. I bet she even has space college debt to pay off.

    • @courier4529
      @courier4529 6 месяцев назад +25

      ​@@ShiirowHoly shit you might unironically be on to something. Literally like Forspoken sympathetic broke type shit.

    • @sikeyouthought3887
      @sikeyouthought3887 6 месяцев назад +32

      Guarantee she’s like” I wanna be and outlaw but not THAT type of outlaw.” She’s gonna be the generic boring kind

    • @osopolar123
      @osopolar123 6 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah I was pretty disappointed to find out the game was rated T. Looks like another flop for 2024.

  • @stefanradebach2889
    @stefanradebach2889 6 месяцев назад +84

    Can't wait to do the "clear out base and raise flag pole" type of mission 3 million times while having a boring slog of a grind for XP and equipment that makes me unable to do story missions unless i chuck out 300 dollars per level upgrade and 200 dollars for new gear and weapons and every story mission has a 10 level gap between each other.
    Also i'm betting that these "outlaws" are just gonna be loving rascals with strong code of honor and hating the Galactic Empire for being an oppressive regime because neither Disney nor Ubisoft have any balls to depict the "outlaws" in any believable manner or have any grey conflict because got forbid we have a story that doesn't revolve around excessive nostalgia for the original trilogy. Seriously can't we at least have a nostalgic story based on the Legends continuity in some capacity?

    • @buggart
      @buggart 6 месяцев назад +10

      Also don't forget about the protag's nonstop quips and WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME DO THE PUZZLES MY OWN!

  • @Ghostdawg176
    @Ghostdawg176 6 месяцев назад +62

    The fact that people rolled over and started paying $70 for games by companies that have been releasing flop after flop after flop after flop is absolutely insane to me. So glad indie games are a thing.

    • @WielkieOdpowiedzi
      @WielkieOdpowiedzi 6 месяцев назад +4

      It's because people are actually literally really insane. Without a joke. It's just reality

    • @sirmitchy6718
      @sirmitchy6718 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@WielkieOdpowiedziyes. Majority of people are complacent sheep. Just the reality.

    • @WielkieOdpowiedzi
      @WielkieOdpowiedzi 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@sirmitchy6718 at least someone is aware of that. Cheers from poland

    • @stonetank7455
      @stonetank7455 6 месяцев назад

      I haven't paid full price for a game in years. A few years after launch when the game is patched and costs less than half the price? Maybe, but I won't drop $70 to test a beta.

    • @HairlessMonkeyKing
      @HairlessMonkeyKing 6 месяцев назад +1

      Because some of these people who spend that much over and over they basically oldies like in their mid 30s almost 40s or 40s basically dads/mothers who barely have any time for games that they basically just play a 10min-20min on rare cases maybe 40min but stop playing barely done anything important in the game and then log off and play next week or the 2weeks after and basically don't pay much attention how hideous the game is due to barely anytime was put into the game in order for you to notice it and then they see one scenery that is not even that eye catching and they like "wow look at those graphics" then shut off their consoles....

  • @mysteryman7445
    @mysteryman7445 6 месяцев назад +93

    Hopefully, enough people will skip this one to either put Ubisoft out of business or make it clear that pricing models like this should be abandoned.

    • @videovagrancy8526
      @videovagrancy8526 6 месяцев назад +11

      I agree. I already REFUSE to buy at the $70 price point. I wish more would do that. The only reason these companies have the audacity to charge that much is that PEOPLE PAY FOR IT.
      People need to have self control.

    • @worldsbest91
      @worldsbest91 6 месяцев назад +3

      There are always tonnes of normies that buy these games regardless. If you know one of these people, please help them.

    • @JediKnightoftheTifaCult
      @JediKnightoftheTifaCult 6 месяцев назад +2

      Ubisoft and Lucasfilm both. 2 birds with 1 stone.

  • @cristainrodriguez5845
    @cristainrodriguez5845 6 месяцев назад +189

    I'm so gutted by this. This could've been Disney's chance to resurrect Star Wars 1313 something Star Wars fans have longed for. Instead of giving us our mature, Boba Fett game navigating the underworld we get this? The current incarnation of Lucasfilm is either unwilling or incapable of giving us what we obviously desire. They don't deserve our money.

    • @spartacus18954
      @spartacus18954 6 месяцев назад +28

      it's Disney as a whole. not just lucas its DISNEY. There is a big reason why they lost a Billion dollars in the box office last year lol.

    • @brandong7675
      @brandong7675 6 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah but why do that when you can drip feed generic corpo slop and still make millions?

    • @MrConredsX
      @MrConredsX 6 месяцев назад +10

      Kathleen Kennedy many times said she wanted to replace all legacy characters with her own female new cast. She want less Boba or Luke and more generic girl bosses. Disney is dead and Jon Favreau will not change it.

    • @MioRaem
      @MioRaem 6 месяцев назад +13

      It's honestly fucking fascinating. Mind-boggling. I'm not even a real Star Wars fan, and I stand in AWE of Disney LucasFilm's ineptability. Hundreds of MILLIONS of fans telling them for years: This and this and this is what we want and hoo boy the money we will pay for it! And they are like: No no no, you silly billies. THIS is what you want.
      And even as the franchise is bleeding money, they won't listen a dime's worth. It's honestly a feat.

    • @CursedShinobiClown
      @CursedShinobiClown 6 месяцев назад

      1313 would have just been a mediocre Uncharted clone

  • @brastly65
    @brastly65 6 месяцев назад +345

    “To be fair” is gunna be up there with “FOR BLUE??!?” pretty soon lmao

    • @UlshaRS
      @UlshaRS 6 месяцев назад +11

      Glad Alex took one for OJ. That's a nice coat

    • @judgepajarillo22
      @judgepajarillo22 6 месяцев назад

      Can anyone reference where that video was again? I want to know the context

    • @josephhein9497
      @josephhein9497 6 месяцев назад +20

      ARE Y- ARE YOU ADDAYERMYND?!

    • @epicologyfr6177
      @epicologyfr6177 6 месяцев назад +2

      My favorite re-occuring bit on AJS

    • @epicologyfr6177
      @epicologyfr6177 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@judgepajarillo22Angry Review for Evolved is where it all started and has now become a re-occuring bit anytime Joe sees overpriced micro trnasactions.

  • @SuperDoggy99
    @SuperDoggy99 6 месяцев назад +256

    $130 dollars for a story about Ma'am Solo, fighting horrible, awful males all across the galaxy with her square jaw, female friends, and lame comedy. Basically, it's a Disney Plus show, where you get to defeat the "Space Patriarchy".

    • @Sgto.Wolvington
      @Sgto.Wolvington 6 месяцев назад +23

      You are god damm right

    • @akina26
      @akina26 6 месяцев назад +19

      Yep trash

    • @Fr1skeh
      @Fr1skeh 6 месяцев назад +9

      Spot on

    • @jackcoleman1784
      @jackcoleman1784 6 месяцев назад +6

      To be fair Star Wars has copied Han Solo several times and it predates Disney so that just kind of makes it look like your problem is that it's a woman this time to anyone that would assume that you're enough of a fan to know better. Not saying that was your intent just saying how it looks. Dash Rendar and Kyle Katarn started as "we have Han Solo at home". The Outrider is just a shitty version of the Millennium Falcon and it always has been. Now granted sometimes characters in Star Wars start out as essentially clones of other characters before becoming more fleshed out but it doesn't change their origins.

    • @vane909090
      @vane909090 6 месяцев назад

      @@jackcoleman1784 At least make her hot, man. Like the actress she's based on.

  • @Beau_the_Bro
    @Beau_the_Bro 6 месяцев назад +245

    Here in Australia, the prices for this game
    standard : $110
    Gold Edition: $170
    And Ultimate Edition: $200 !!!!!!
    💀

    • @Dom0766
      @Dom0766 6 месяцев назад +24

      If I lived in Australia I'd quit being a gamer 😬

    • @dethswurl117
      @dethswurl117 6 месяцев назад +14

      I don't understand the price difference for A DIGITAL GAME lol that's outrageous
      They act like they're shipping it there

    • @tr1bes
      @tr1bes 6 месяцев назад +16

      Go back to ps2 era games. You have more fun playing those games than current gen games.

    • @DojiJoji
      @DojiJoji 6 месяцев назад +7

      200 whole dollariedoos. shiiiiiiiit.

    • @RickDangerousNL
      @RickDangerousNL 6 месяцев назад +5

      yeah.. 200 AUD translates to 130 USD, so it's the same price, just different currency.

  • @randomaccount7815
    @randomaccount7815 6 месяцев назад +255

    joe: "she looks kind of weird"
    that's a bit of an understatement.

    • @themarauder6108
      @themarauder6108 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah....she looks like she was hit with a spade.

    • @rickinielsen1
      @rickinielsen1 6 месяцев назад +29

      So many characters look like bad fortnite skins... And the animations look so stiff and clunky. I cannot tell if this is a deliberate design choice or just bad...

    • @SWOTHDRA
      @SWOTHDRA 6 месяцев назад +9

      The downgrade os real compared to that gameplay trailer last year

    • @highriskgunman4181
      @highriskgunman4181 6 месяцев назад +18

      Soccer mom saves the galaxy simulator

    • @hokuhikene
      @hokuhikene 6 месяцев назад

      She looks like a Gelfling from the dark crystal. Uncandy valley bottom for sure

  • @justinstoll4955
    @justinstoll4955 6 месяцев назад +131

    What does a single-player game need a season pass for? It's like they're trying to kill any enthusiasm I may have.

    • @d00mre4per7
      @d00mre4per7 6 месяцев назад +4

      Many games in the past have season passes (which is just a bundle of all planed dlc)

    • @mrwhocares3931
      @mrwhocares3931 6 месяцев назад

      U r confusing a season pass with a battle pass STUPID

    • @ajarmetta
      @ajarmetta 6 месяцев назад +18

      They want single players games as well to milk you out as much money as they can get from you they want this to make this the standard now

    • @enightc
      @enightc 6 месяцев назад +3

      It's the day 1 dlc that is behind a 40$ paywall that I have issues with.

    • @limitbreak2966
      @limitbreak2966 6 месяцев назад +1

      Huh? Tons of singleplayer games have season passes. It’s for expansions / DLC.
      Do you mean a battle pass? Cause yes single player games don’t need battle passes. However I don’t think this has a battle pass

  • @TheAdorelis
    @TheAdorelis 6 месяцев назад +26

    ...but joe, *to be fair*...
    AJ: *DID YOU JUST SAY THOSE FORBIDDEN WORDS???*

  • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
    @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 6 месяцев назад +233

    Ubisoft is unique in their ability to sound as generic and corporate as possible when talking about what should be an exciting video game.
    What am I even saying? This is ubisoft, of course theyll find a way to make this a boring chore filled slog with MTX out the wazoo. Cant wait for *"hey deliver this note to my sister across the planet"* quest 10x over.

    • @charlesbronson1959
      @charlesbronson1959 6 месяцев назад +4

      UBI SOFT what is it AAAAAAAAAA game

    • @pineapplegamer6986
      @pineapplegamer6986 6 месяцев назад +9

      They’re marketing is either a bunch of robots or idiots. Like “forget everything you knew about pirate game” like who approved that line it’s both cliche and stupid for the context

    • @jadedheartsz
      @jadedheartsz 6 месяцев назад +3

      i'm sure the game itself will be fun but I have a real problem with selling early access as a paid feature as it's an accessibility issue as it temps people with addictive personalities into playing the game early due to FOMO.

    • @papapapa16
      @papapapa16 6 месяцев назад

      AI marketing

  • @Kyvord
    @Kyvord 6 месяцев назад +137

    Along the way we lost a mandalorian game, a darth maul game and a boba fett game for this. Dude this looks terrible.

    • @boogie5
      @boogie5 6 месяцев назад +2

      Play GALACTIC CONTENTION mod for Squad... Thank me later! 🫡

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 6 месяцев назад

      @@boogie5 We shouldn't have to turn to a non-Star Wars game/modding in general just to get the shit we want.

    • @strugglesnuggledslime7040
      @strugglesnuggledslime7040 6 месяцев назад +1

      Oh comeon,you just had to remind me of the Darth Maul game...that actually looked good(and for once virsceral instead of just turning lightsabers into glowticks,didnt have that since JK)

  • @Hollyclown
    @Hollyclown 6 месяцев назад +287

    It feels so comforting knowing so many people are on the same page about this whole thing. It seems like everyone is smartening up to all these antics.

    • @Maxrepfitgm
      @Maxrepfitgm 6 месяцев назад +13

      You're just in an echo chamber. Trust and believe more people will buy it then watch AJS unfortunately

    • @yellowscarlightningscream8347
      @yellowscarlightningscream8347 6 месяцев назад +45

      @@Maxrepfitgm Assassins creed sold horribly and Crew Motor fest and Skull and bones sold even worse. They are in deep shit.

    • @vidmasterK1
      @vidmasterK1 6 месяцев назад +4

      You're actually in the minority. It just seems like you're growing in numbers because y'all are so vocal about it online. But in reality yeah no one cares and will buy it anyway. They don't mind.

    • @RayzaNC
      @RayzaNC 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's going to be a huge, to think otherwise is truly deluded. Step out of the echo chamber once in a while.

    • @65firered
      @65firered 6 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@Maxrepfitgm I mean people are pretty done with Star Wars and Ubi$oft at this point. And when they are getting bad press for not only greed but a community manager actively starting a fight with the community before the game even drops. Yeah, I think it's not going to massive blockbuster they want, especially if the story falls flat.

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 6 месяцев назад +17

    The game trailer shows no gameplay but we're supposed to preorder, and to pay over 100 dollars upfront for the edition that's closest to complete? Nah, I can wait.

  • @monster796abs
    @monster796abs 6 месяцев назад +96

    Dont pre order ubisoft games, thats the first rule in gaming

    • @citizen3000
      @citizen3000 6 месяцев назад +29

      Why pre-order any game?

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 6 месяцев назад +16

      Correction: Don't buy ANY Ubisoft game. Let that corporate monster fail.

    • @SuperAerie
      @SuperAerie 6 месяцев назад +16

      Dont pre-order anything at all, ever!

    • @citizen3000
      @citizen3000 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@SuperAerie I still don’t know why people do it. You’d think they would have learned to not do that ooh about 20 years ago.

    • @Skateandcreate9
      @Skateandcreate9 6 месяцев назад +1

      I pre ordered Stellar Blade sorry 😂

  • @Wyaldisthebestapostle
    @Wyaldisthebestapostle 6 месяцев назад +88

    Remember when you just bought baldues gate 3? No additional tiers, no season pass, no silly bundles. Just a 1 time purchase for an amazing game. Then there's ubisoft.

    • @imsentinelprime9279
      @imsentinelprime9279 6 месяцев назад +7

      Unfortunately I could care less for baldurs gate 3 because I hate turn based crap, dng. No thank you. But I respect the praise the game got.

    • @Patrick-y4d1z
      @Patrick-y4d1z 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@imsentinelprime9279
      I used to hate turn-based games, and still do to an extent.
      But Baldur's Gate 3 is still genuinely an amazing game to play. The combat is now one of my favourite bits about it.

    • @netweed09
      @netweed09 6 месяцев назад

      Baldurs Gate, literal top down goblins & wizards in the 2020s??!! 🤦‍♂

    • @zynux8252
      @zynux8252 6 месяцев назад

      I hate Ubisoft and their greed but I hate this comparison also. Baldur's Gate 3 was an early access game for years to make it what it was at launch. Without that early access the game's initial launch would have been abysmal and the reception poor. Baldur's Gate development is not a normal game development cycle

    • @Patrick-y4d1z
      @Patrick-y4d1z 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@zynux8252
      Not really a good argument. If that's the key to a good game, then why don't they do it that way?
      Ubisoft chose to go down the route of £120 preorder ultimate extreme max editions with season passes, skin packs and other microtransactions to come.
      Nobody forced them to do that.

  • @Jamesftd
    @Jamesftd 6 месяцев назад +60

    You just know that every 5 seconds you spend exploring an alien city the npc's are gonna jump back and shout "Whoa, what are you crazy?!"...

    • @TheKman1014
      @TheKman1014 6 месяцев назад

      😂

    • @JeremyBX
      @JeremyBX 6 месяцев назад +1

      Didnt realize how big of an issue this actually is until i read your comment
      Their game engine is too stiff

  • @kratosgow09
    @kratosgow09 6 месяцев назад +8

    @ 5:22 - Alex: ...but Joe, to be fair...
    Joe: DON'T YOU FUCKING "TO BE FAIR".😂😂😂😂

  • @Ben-pv2bn
    @Ben-pv2bn 6 месяцев назад +60

    I'm building a theory that the people in charge of these games don't watch RUclips, because if they ever did, they might learn something.

    • @lvloneownage
      @lvloneownage 6 месяцев назад

      They don’t care about money, the blue haired people just wanna push their agenda

    • @megaplexXxHD
      @megaplexXxHD 6 месяцев назад +2

      This is because we are in a more indepth gaming community. I would guess only about 30% are really looking at reviews/previews, reactions etc. meanwhile the other part of the gaming community is just casually buying and playing these games without looking into who the devs are and all that stuff. They see star wars in the shop and think „oh nice a new star wars game, lets buy it“. Theres nothing you can do about it apart from sensitize your friends about these scummy ripoffs…

    • @badman5852
      @badman5852 6 месяцев назад

      Absolutely not. All they think they've learned is you are a bigot my friend. How dare you want to play as an attractive female character? Big muscles man is fine, big boobs and nice face is bad. You should feel bad.

    • @misterbin00
      @misterbin00 6 месяцев назад

      I'm pretty sure they do, otherwise they wouldn't be putting hits on RUclipsrs who criticise their so-called games.

  • @0fficialdregs
    @0fficialdregs 6 месяцев назад +140

    Ubisoft is the Disney of gaming. They are a zombie company that just won't shut shop and go away

    • @jadedheartsz
      @jadedheartsz 6 месяцев назад +2

      Disney are cool though

    • @natediaz1863
      @natediaz1863 6 месяцев назад +4

      Except Ubisoft is actually fighting for it's life. Disney still has another decade in it.

    • @sikeyouthought3887
      @sikeyouthought3887 6 месяцев назад

      @@jadedheartszcap

    • @0fficialdregs
      @0fficialdregs 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@natediaz1863 They can fight for their life, doesn't mean their choices are helping them

    • @swordimpulse07
      @swordimpulse07 6 месяцев назад +5

      Which is why they're perfect for each other

  • @skree_fpv436
    @skree_fpv436 6 месяцев назад +130

    The main character be looking like Eddie Van Halen

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 6 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah, that's what I was thinking... 80's rock/metal band hair, slapped onto the gelfling from The Dark Crystal.

    • @randomaccount7815
      @randomaccount7815 6 месяцев назад +14

      (bottles clinking)
      "warriors, come out to play"

    • @lupolinar
      @lupolinar 6 месяцев назад +4

      I was thinking of a young Bon Jovi.

    • @mediawarrior5957
      @mediawarrior5957 6 месяцев назад +2

      Star Wars came out in 1977, so trying to make her look DISCO?

    • @Tyrvisx
      @Tyrvisx 6 месяцев назад

      @@Axterix13 I was thinking Reno Raines... that weird hairs and watter chopper 🤣

  • @spacegerrit9499
    @spacegerrit9499 6 месяцев назад +9

    Ubisoft has gone absolutely down the drain. This pricing is absolutely insane. No effing way.

  • @jesush.christ4241
    @jesush.christ4241 6 месяцев назад +94

    The main character has the same chin as Stan from American Dad

    • @dolorousjohn5499
      @dolorousjohn5499 6 месяцев назад +1

      HOW DARE YOU

    • @Andronicus87
      @Andronicus87 6 месяцев назад +1

      LMAO

    • @Venzynt
      @Venzynt 6 месяцев назад +3

      Wake me up when we finally get a custom jedi character...

    • @JounLord1
      @JounLord1 6 месяцев назад +1

      "Good morning GFFA, I got a feeling its going to be a wonderful day. The suns in the sky has smiles on its faces and shining a salute to the Huttese race."

    • @sickmaelstrom6388
      @sickmaelstrom6388 6 месяцев назад +1

      Also the worst hair I have seen

  • @robertfey825
    @robertfey825 6 месяцев назад +53

    (old man voice)
    In my day $130 got me the Halo 3 Collector's Edition with Master Chief's helmet that housed the game and a bonus disc with behind the scenes videos! And I still have it!
    😂

    • @cliffturbo2146
      @cliffturbo2146 6 месяцев назад +5

      These were the old days. Now, we're in new standards... Of low!

    • @the13thjoker
      @the13thjoker 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@cliffturbo2146 all of that before pandemic and inflation.

    • @jaythomas468
      @jaythomas468 6 месяцев назад +3

      It’s crazy that I remember being a broke-ass college kid and seeing that at the time and thinking, “$130 for one game?! GTFOH, I don’t care if it is Halo 3. I’ll take the $60 one, please.”
      Nowadays, that Halo 3 Legendary Edition would be considered a STEAL, by modern standards.

    • @tereninsecundus6084
      @tereninsecundus6084 6 месяцев назад +2

      I bought Halo 2's physical copy for 25 dollars. I still have the price-tag on the case to this day.

    • @jaythomas468
      @jaythomas468 6 месяцев назад

      @@tereninsecundus6084
      I got Halo 2 as an Xmas present, along with MGS3.
      The night before, though, we went to Blockbuster (as we usually did right before Xmas to rent a bunch of movies that we could watch over the holidays) and I was browsing their pre-played video games section.
      I ended up finding an ORIGINAL COPY of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on PS1 for like $10.
      Greatest gaming Xmas EVER.

  • @Shocknfunk
    @Shocknfunk 6 месяцев назад +77

    They didn’t notice they actually paywalled a mission by $40 as well

    • @Shiirow
      @Shiirow 6 месяцев назад +21

      $30 dollars for a 15 minute mission, Id surmise.

    • @refugeehugsforfree4151
      @refugeehugsforfree4151 6 месяцев назад +11

      @@Shiirow No surely it's a 14 hour mission...LOL

    • @MaxRamos8
      @MaxRamos8 6 месяцев назад

      I was able to buy it for $58 from Green Man Gaming with my gold account and a voucher. I'll buy dlc after it's all released and only if it's worth it. Aint no way I'm paying ubi anything over $60!

    • @Shocknfunk
      @Shocknfunk 6 месяцев назад

      @@MaxRamos8 if you really wanted to play it, should’ve went with their service option to be at most $18. Especially if you’re able to cancel it immediately after and still have access for that month.

  • @NTSH443
    @NTSH443 6 месяцев назад +26

    Main character looks like it was pulled from Team America, maybe we’ll see her mass chundering in a back alley somewhere.

    • @kenwolf6842
      @kenwolf6842 6 месяцев назад +1

      Now that you said it.... i see it now

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 6 месяцев назад

      That's what it reminds me of!
      Thank you!!!

  • @TOTN17
    @TOTN17 6 месяцев назад +169

    The Model for the Player Character in Outlaws is actually quite good looking in RL which is why people think Ubisoft went out of their way to make her ugly

    • @DuelaDent52
      @DuelaDent52 6 месяцев назад +28

      She’s not remotely ugly in the game, her and everybody’s facial animation is just uncanny.

    • @Blackwolf-gr6ch
      @Blackwolf-gr6ch 6 месяцев назад

      @@DuelaDent52 no, she is ugly

    • @ExpertContrarian
      @ExpertContrarian 6 месяцев назад +46

      @@DuelaDent52lol

    • @5H4D3
      @5H4D3 6 месяцев назад

      @@DuelaDent52 Maybe it's the hair but she definitely looks ugly to me.

    • @-JustHuman-
      @-JustHuman- 6 месяцев назад

      I don't know if it's DIE demanding she has to be ugly. Or it's the people hired because of DIE policies that simply doesn't have the skill to do it better.

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 6 месяцев назад +291

    Joe casually mocking “that crowd” about her being ugly and then several times in the video going into detail about her looking f’ed up is actually quite hilarious

    • @spartacus18954
      @spartacus18954 6 месяцев назад +147

      that's the telltale sign that this is a SBI game. They purposefully make the characters ugly as fuck even thou the actors and actresses are gorgeous. Do not buy this game, do not support SBI. They already got their hands in Saints Row R.I.P. and Fable

    • @alexsynthesis
      @alexsynthesis 6 месяцев назад +80

      It’s funny cuz Joe tries to be political even though he knows nothing about politics 😂

    • @matthewmosier8439
      @matthewmosier8439 6 месяцев назад +80

      It should wake people up to the fact that they have been manipulated into defending stuff that they otherwise would be against.. simply because forces told them that criticism was "conspiracy"

    • @ZeroB4NG
      @ZeroB4NG 6 месяцев назад +52

      Ubi Soft has its own DEI department, everything a developer does has to be approved by that department.
      They do not need SBI, they got SBI at home.

    • @Patrick-y4d1z
      @Patrick-y4d1z 6 месяцев назад +45

      He does it a lot in general. Look at the Halo TV show. He hates Kwan. As do many people. But it's very easy to then just say Joe is a part of "that crowd", hating on women and Asian actors etc - insert ism and current year.
      He doesn't see the irony in generalising groups who're criticising something.

  • @LegacyDrummer
    @LegacyDrummer 6 месяцев назад +120

    Forspoken vibes with this

    • @Zyzzyyx
      @Zyzzyyx 6 месяцев назад +21

      Forspoken's developers closed down after release months later. Is that what you're saying Ubisoft should do too? We can only pray.

    • @spartacus18954
      @spartacus18954 6 месяцев назад +18

      don't forget Saints Row and the past year of Disney films that lost over 1 Billion at the box office lol go woke go broke guys.

    • @anon2752
      @anon2752 6 месяцев назад +5

      At least the forspoken devs didnt fuck up their actresses face in game.

    • @Misery7531
      @Misery7531 6 месяцев назад +1

      Nah don't compare it to that

    • @maskofacryingclown3
      @maskofacryingclown3 6 месяцев назад

      Luminous studio closed because it was the studios last game. Luminous merged back into square enix in which they helped develope ff16. The difference between Luminous and volition. Is that volition merged into gearbox months after saints row release. Then months later volition actually dissolved. Mind you it took a whole yr for volition to actually dissolve. Where as Luminous is still merged in with its parenting company. Square enix. Do you really believe that only a month of a games release sales depends on whether a studio closes down or not? Do you realize how many studios and especially indie studios would be shut down? The people who made redfall are still open and they didn't close down, now did they? I was a part of a merge and we knew 2 yrs in advanced that we were going to merge.​@Zyzzyyx

  • @judechauhan6715
    @judechauhan6715 6 месяцев назад +28

    Imagine the day we get a Star Wars game with customizable gear, clothes, weapons, ships, a base building mechanic, hunting mechanics, food and sleep bars, maybe even get hotter and colder on planets, oxygen in space, underwater or in hostile atmospheres, blending in with Empire soldiers by taking uniforms and sneaking into bases or stealing ships etc, being a mercenary fighter for the Rebellion or bounty hunter for the Empire, being a stealth archer/assassin, building a crew and accomodating them on your ship/in your base, heisting Empire payments and selling intelligence about the Rebellion, being a space pirate or farmer, starting a legitimate trading business on or off world, making a private army or fleet and taking over a planet or galaxy... you don't even need a story, people will make their own, just give them to freedom to do that.

    • @Ariranhaa
      @Ariranhaa 6 месяцев назад +5

      I don't think this will happen at all, ever

    • @judechauhan6715
      @judechauhan6715 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Ariranhaa yep :(

    • @THISISLolesh
      @THISISLolesh 6 месяцев назад +1

      Why when they can release an unfinished game with nothing in it and you’ll all still buy it.

    • @judechauhan6715
      @judechauhan6715 6 месяцев назад

      @@THISISLolesh Having a car is better than having a bike but having a bike is better than walking. If it's the best we have right now then it'll have to do.

    • @THISISLolesh
      @THISISLolesh 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@judechauhan6715 And that kind of thinking is exactly why we’re in this mess. You mess it up for everyone.

  • @jonathanpabon4477
    @jonathanpabon4477 6 месяцев назад +24

    I can already see the Sweet Baby Inc influence.

  • @Butch808
    @Butch808 6 месяцев назад +49

    Assassin's Creed Outlaws... How many towers we gotta climb?

  • @bronnl5482
    @bronnl5482 6 месяцев назад +39

    can`t look at such "human" npcs and characters models, all these games, like fallout 4 when "settlers" come to your base, without Kyle Reese popping in to my head: "The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy... "

  • @socaltrojan286
    @socaltrojan286 6 месяцев назад +6

    Got to love when organics take on a droid and their response is to punch it. Droids do not feel pain, and when it comes to a meatbag vs. machine, machine will always win.

    • @neorebu
      @neorebu 6 месяцев назад

      tbf that other human could be a cyborg or android

    • @socaltrojan286
      @socaltrojan286 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@neorebu not including modified humans. That is not the same as what I was talking about. We have seen scense in other movies and shows where organics punch robots which is just stupid do to the harm that would be inflicted back by hitting metal.

  • @benburnside5049
    @benburnside5049 6 месяцев назад +17

    The pet/droid sidekick for every star wars main character has been overdone to death at this point. From R2, to R4, to the BD8, to the one in Jedi Fallen Order, to Baby Yoda, to now this pet. I get why they do it ( so kids could buy them), but good lord has the pet/drioid side kick been overdone.

  • @boogie5
    @boogie5 6 месяцев назад +30

    THIS?!?! Compared to the Star Wars Eclipse trailer we got years ago... it's like we went BACKWARDS in time!!!

    • @ccgod
      @ccgod 6 месяцев назад

      2 different companies.

    • @strugglesnuggledslime7040
      @strugglesnuggledslime7040 6 месяцев назад

      Thats what our french beholder of children photoalbums does,he sells you on a decent/cool trailer and then delivers absolutely nothing.

  • @darkstarmedia
    @darkstarmedia 6 месяцев назад +162

    And devs wonder why gaming is dead. Greed has killed it.

    • @65firered
      @65firered 6 месяцев назад +40

      Greed, politics, and spite.

    • @spartacus18954
      @spartacus18954 6 месяцев назад +19

      that and SBI

    • @Meowtro
      @Meowtro 6 месяцев назад +24

      Gaming is not dead lmao, last year alone was full of back to back bangers.

    • @CrimsonFIame
      @CrimsonFIame 6 месяцев назад +12

      I wouldn't say gaming is dying more so it's companies that were once at the top turned to greed. There's been other companies that came up and took their place and indie titles have been great within the past few years too.

    • @Tomberculosis-q1i
      @Tomberculosis-q1i 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@Meowtro you gotta understand that doom sayers love to overblow how bad things get. Makes em feel better about themselves

  • @pixelmentia
    @pixelmentia 6 месяцев назад +7

    I am completely, 100% convinced that Ubisoft is no longer capable of putting out a good game.

  • @0fficialdregs
    @0fficialdregs 6 месяцев назад +48

    not even a minute into the video and Joe already found out ubisoft fucked up lol

    • @Zyzzyyx
      @Zyzzyyx 6 месяцев назад +2

      It is Ubisoft though.

    • @spartacus18954
      @spartacus18954 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Zyzzyyx Ubisoft + SBI .... its DAO avoid at all costs.

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@spartacus18954what's SBI? Also, what's DAO?

    • @19thunderchild
      @19thunderchild 6 месяцев назад

      @@spartacus18954 doesn't your mouth get sore from blowing that dog whistle all the time?

  • @Frostmournt
    @Frostmournt 6 месяцев назад +34

    I just don't understand why they can't just give us a single-player open-world Star Wars RPG that gives the player freedom to create their own Character and have multiple-branching class systems (Force User, Mandalorian/Commando, Brawler Echani/Teras Kashi, or Stealth Smuggler/Bounty Hunter). Hell, even add in Co-Op for 4 players similar to Borderlands, Payday 2, and Helldivers 2, while the setting is on the Outer Rim during an early galactic empire versus the proto-rebel. Have several planets for contention between the factions, and add a tremendous amount of story quests alongside branching narratives.

    • @jesusr.7829
      @jesusr.7829 6 месяцев назад +15

      Oh that sounds so terrible man. No battle pass? No live service? Who would want an open world Star Wars rpg where you can create your own character? 🤭

    • @Frostmournt
      @Frostmournt 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@jesusr.7829 True brother, it's like I suddenly woke up in a different dimension, or just like Ripley said "Did IQ just drop sharply while I was away?". Some sort of Mass Cognitive disorder, what is perceived to be good and beautiful turned upside down.

    • @jesusr.7829
      @jesusr.7829 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Frostmournt I think entertainment in general not just gaming has slowing been declining for years. All that matters is money now or maybe that kind of shit has always just been around we were just to young to see it back then

    • @Frostmournt
      @Frostmournt 6 месяцев назад

      @@jesusr.7829 But have you wondered? if it is bad and people don't like it meaning no money, then why is more of this garbage infiltrating our entertainment, laws, values, cultures, and politics? I am talking worldwide even in the far South East Asia where I lived.
      If I have to give an analogy, imagine an old Burger joint where you know exactly the menu and everyone works in it. One day there is a took-over and the recipe changes, you find a weird menu like a squid burger, the new manager and chef are assholes, and you are thinking this place will not last long. However, the complete opposite happened, the new Burger Joint opened everywhere, and everyone still hated it aside from a few weirdo minorities. Who funded all of these? What is the goal?

    • @C3l3bi1
      @C3l3bi1 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Frostmournt @jesusr.7892
      nah it clear peoples brains have been fried they dont play games to enjoy them, but to coom to skins

  • @russellhall5065
    @russellhall5065 6 месяцев назад +61

    Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Homer kept reaching for the cupcake, & it shocked him every time he touched it, but he kept reaching for it anyway & kept getting shocked? 'Member that?

    • @JuicedOnKids
      @JuicedOnKids 6 месяцев назад +1

      kinky

    • @Certifiable
      @Certifiable 6 месяцев назад +11

      Bart (Lisa's science experiment), but yes, good allegory!

    • @NarutoSSj6
      @NarutoSSj6 6 месяцев назад

      Thats one of its always sunny in Philadelphia moments too: Charlie reaching for rat cheese

    • @shockt9221
      @shockt9221 6 месяцев назад

      Pepperidge Farm remembers

  • @djmir4
    @djmir4 6 месяцев назад +6

    I don't follow the "Go woke, go broke." crowd and I actually wanted to give this one a try right up until I saw the price point. Gonna be a hell nah from me dawg. I really hope people show them and vote with their dollars.

    • @viktorreznov8740
      @viktorreznov8740 6 месяцев назад +1

      People jump the gun on that too much nowadays. Sure we have had alot of Mary sues that have ruined games now so people are not blaclpilled into being annoyed at a woman being the main character to a game and end up totally forgetting all the great ones we did have that had nothing to do with being woke like femme shep in mass effect and Lara croft in tomb raider. It's just a knew jerk reaction

    • @jimmunro4649
      @jimmunro4649 6 месяцев назад

      I love GO WOKE GO BROKE because it 1000% True need get that into your HEAD

  • @KGUYDOG
    @KGUYDOG 6 месяцев назад +27

    1:08 'An opportunity to make millions' feels like the scene in Austin Powers when Dr. Evil doesn't know how much currency is worth anymore.

    • @Bulletproof_Trump
      @Bulletproof_Trump 6 месяцев назад

      Why do fake space credits in a video game need to imitate real money and inflate?

    • @alixvalove
      @alixvalove 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Bulletproof_Trump "Space credits" in the Star Wars universe commonly have higher value than in real life

    • @tr1bes
      @tr1bes 6 месяцев назад

      Space Credit didn't save Han Solo being frozen in a cemented block.

  • @thedeepfriar745
    @thedeepfriar745 6 месяцев назад +44

    What the hell did they do to that girls face

    • @Mardark-e4s
      @Mardark-e4s 6 месяцев назад

      Americans can't stand beautiful women so they make them ugly on purpose, look at the real women who mocapped it.

    • @FullOnMetalHead1995
      @FullOnMetalHead1995 6 месяцев назад +18

      Its for modern audiences

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 6 месяцев назад +81

    Considering this is Ubisoft and Disney we're talking about, I'm not that surprised that this will turn out to be trash.

    • @el_cachorro
      @el_cachorro 6 месяцев назад

      Disney and EA made good Star Wars games, i'd put ubisoft over EA

    • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
      @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 6 месяцев назад

      @@el_cachorro The Battlefront games were unifinished and the new Jedi games are just okay. I wouldn't say they're any better than Ubisoft honestly

  • @hallowseve5801
    @hallowseve5801 6 месяцев назад +6

    Ubisoft really trying to out milk Star Wars than EA did with Battlefront

  • @HardlyWorkin-kh5uh
    @HardlyWorkin-kh5uh 6 месяцев назад +11

    I bet you 50 bucks She's gonna fight Vader and overpower him and he's going to have to crawl away crying to spare him. Also regular person tried punching a droid.............okay.

  • @WarwolfGames
    @WarwolfGames 6 месяцев назад +39

    "Forget everything you know about traditional Star Wars fantasies, Outlaws is taking a darker, grittier approach with our new game direction"

    • @dyroth
      @dyroth 6 месяцев назад +7

      LMAO

    • @NewOrderOfAlexandria
      @NewOrderOfAlexandria 6 месяцев назад +2

      *Adult Dora The Explorer* as main protagonist and her cute alien puppy too 🥴

  • @WwZa7
    @WwZa7 6 месяцев назад +21

    "Let's enjoy the trailewhatthefuck!"
    This is the reaction of literally everyone

  • @JimWarp93
    @JimWarp93 6 месяцев назад +6

    It's Ubisoft, so it's most likely an Assassins Creed Mod with a Star Wars skin.

    • @FloppyDorito
      @FloppyDorito 6 месяцев назад +1

      I was thinking Far Cry mod with Star Wars skin, but I'm sure the melee mechanics will get copy and pasted from AC as well lmao.

    • @generalshock4359
      @generalshock4359 6 месяцев назад

      ok chief thats giving them WAAY too much credit you forgot all of the inevitable bugs of giga proportions XD

  • @skjaldulfr
    @skjaldulfr 6 месяцев назад +26

    I love how Joe really shines the spotlight on how that character is a Jim Henson puppet.

  • @hourie56
    @hourie56 6 месяцев назад +34

    here in ireland the normal version of the game is 75 euro and the gold edition is 110 euro, this is for the physcial disc version of the game

    • @Nicholasmcmath-cr1xl
      @Nicholasmcmath-cr1xl 6 месяцев назад +7

      Sorry to hear that

    • @ssjmonstar
      @ssjmonstar 6 месяцев назад +6

      The physical disc version requires online connection to download the rest of the game

    • @Nicholasmcmath-cr1xl
      @Nicholasmcmath-cr1xl 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@ssjmonstar that is so wrong because it a single player game

    • @reloadedspade176
      @reloadedspade176 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Nicholasmcmath-cr1xlit’s Ubisoft

    • @Nicholasmcmath-cr1xl
      @Nicholasmcmath-cr1xl 6 месяцев назад

      @@reloadedspade176 yah I guess you right

  • @Xenonuke
    @Xenonuke 6 месяцев назад +10

    They did that model dirty. Why didn't they just hire Matt Damon if they wanted to design the character with his face

    • @LoneWolf-rc4go
      @LoneWolf-rc4go 6 месяцев назад

      Agreed. Surely it actually takes more work to alter the model rather than just use her original features. You know that the original plan was to have a good looking protagonist but then we get the usual 'make her lame' crowd that have given us the current crop of masculine heroines.

  • @dxmnnndanny2092
    @dxmnnndanny2092 6 месяцев назад +4

    Making an open world Star Wars game with no character customization is the dumbest thing to me. Let us have the choice on who we want to be and how we want to develop our character, I’m sick of these new gen developers capping us.

  • @AsherTheAwesomeONE
    @AsherTheAwesomeONE 6 месяцев назад +55

    $130.00!! DA F**K! Are You,...ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND!

    • @RayzaNC
      @RayzaNC 6 месяцев назад

      It comes with two future expansions.

    • @BolinFoto
      @BolinFoto 6 месяцев назад +1

      They need server testers :D :D :D

    • @Thedrunkenswede1337
      @Thedrunkenswede1337 6 месяцев назад

      And ? You never preorder a game and when worse dlc ​@@RayzaNC

    • @frafio5182
      @frafio5182 6 месяцев назад +2

      Future dlcs. You pay Elden Ring and its dlc 100$. You knew that?

    • @citizen3000
      @citizen3000 6 месяцев назад +1

      The game is $70. That’s what you’re losing your shit over. It’s the same price as the last AAA you bought day one.
      The ULTIMATE EDITION is $130. Nobody is forcing you to buy that. You can spend $70 and finish the game.

  • @SoldierSpiderx
    @SoldierSpiderx 6 месяцев назад +11

    Never pre order a Ubisoft game. NEVER that Ubisoft has not learned anything from Skull and Bones because i wouldn't be surprised if the Millenium Falcon has a stamina bar.

  • @CovertPhilosopher
    @CovertPhilosopher 6 месяцев назад +75

    are YOU, ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIINNDDD ??!!?!!

    • @18huslah
      @18huslah 6 месяцев назад

      You're

    • @CovertPhilosopher
      @CovertPhilosopher 6 месяцев назад

      @@18huslah done dude

    • @CorporateZombi
      @CorporateZombi 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@CovertPhilosopher"Your' actually.
      You're = you are
      Your = belongs to you

    • @permafrostyx
      @permafrostyx 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@CovertPhilosopherwow he trolled you

    • @CovertPhilosopher
      @CovertPhilosopher 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@permafrostyx double damn, I usually never make mistakes between those 2 so I was like how could I, lol, that's what sleep deprivation gets ya

  • @TheDeceptiveHero
    @TheDeceptiveHero 6 месяцев назад +5

    $130 for a game that in a few years will tell you in the face that you can’t access it anymore just after they did Order 66 with The Crew. Are people really that stupid?

  • @tiagopassarela
    @tiagopassarela 6 месяцев назад +10

    In Brazil the standard edition costs R$ 349.99 (reais), gold edition is R$549.99 and the ultimate edition is R$ 649.99. Just so you know, the minimum wage since 1/1/2024 is R$ 1412.00

  • @accursedfm
    @accursedfm 6 месяцев назад +13

    Watch out for those space headwinds and make sure to stock up on space coconuts to feed your ship!

  • @SoraFan23
    @SoraFan23 6 месяцев назад +21

    So basically if you want the full version/full experience you have to get the Ultimate Edition which is $130.00
    WHAT THE HELL HAS THIS GAMING INDUSTRY TURNED INTO!?

    • @gsst6389
      @gsst6389 6 месяцев назад

      Hum? Normalise? If base game was 60$ and got raise to 70$ due higer production, paying devs a living wage and make mass profitcost, then all the editions would be pump up to 10$
      Too- COD did it, nba 2k did it, all AAA games are basing on 70$, soo its just the new normal. Everything got raise by 10$ thats it. Plus dont cry about atleast we still have 40%-80% sales going on, unlike nintendo-…

    • @gsst6389
      @gsst6389 6 месяцев назад

      Also ps- the “full” expirence is only up too the “gold” edition with the dlc, beyond that is just cosmetics and small unimportant stuff

    • @MaxRamos8
      @MaxRamos8 6 месяцев назад

      I was able to buy it for $58 from Green Man Gaming with my gold account and a voucher. I'll buy dlc after it's all released and only if it's worth it. Aint no way I'm paying ubi anything over $60!

    • @gsst6389
      @gsst6389 6 месяцев назад

      @@MaxRamos8 i just buy it when is 60% off XD

  • @HyJyncks
    @HyJyncks 6 месяцев назад +2

    "LOOK IT'S A DOG BUT ITS AN AXLOTL BUY PRODUCT" -soulless corporation trying to appeal to human beings

  • @Username18981
    @Username18981 6 месяцев назад +16

    All of the characters have mass effect Andromeda face. Rubbery and expressionless

  • @Kanokey
    @Kanokey 6 месяцев назад +28

    "Early access" is actually a way for publishers to circumvent the street date by making you pay more for the "actual release date."
    It's scummy, but it's free money because the majority of customers are uninformed. It just works.

    • @Fuzzycat16
      @Fuzzycat16 6 месяцев назад +3

      They hit their quota on an unfinished game. Win win really.
      They don't really have an incentive to finish it.

    • @ajarmetta
      @ajarmetta 6 месяцев назад

      Also to see if the game is profitable enough to continue without going completely to the budget

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 6 месяцев назад

      Dont forget selling an unfinished product while hiding behind early acess so nobody can sue the. for hawking shit goods

    • @JuicedOnKids
      @JuicedOnKids 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Fuzzycat16
      >Be EA
      >Announce MMO
      >tfw pre-order money comes in
      >game not even finished
      >release anyway, we'll update later
      >players hate it more than expected
      >players want us to fix everything
      >lol no, take game offline
      >game becomes a meme
      >tfw we didn't get no repercussions
      >is this free money?

  • @spicyjo95
    @spicyjo95 6 месяцев назад +28

    We all remember how watch dogs looked like at e3 and on launch day 😂 😂😂😂

    • @Mad77max77
      @Mad77max77 6 месяцев назад +7

      Same for Cyberpunk... companies never learn from any mistakes, even big ones made by someone else

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 3 месяца назад +1

    Why do the explosions look like after effects plug-ins. FOR 70$

  • @perceivedvelocity9914
    @perceivedvelocity9914 6 месяцев назад +13

    Dark Crystal, the main character looks like she's from Dark Crystal.

  • @dethswurl117
    @dethswurl117 6 месяцев назад +8

    Yeah, after the girl boss movies everyone wanted a girl boss video game
    This is exactly what fans wanted from Star Wars. How does Disney & Ubisoft keep getting it so right?

  • @thechuckjosechannel.2702
    @thechuckjosechannel.2702 6 месяцев назад +164

    This game is DOA.

    • @Bear-form
      @Bear-form 6 месяцев назад +24

      Should be outlawed.

    • @Sammy.Bear.King1234
      @Sammy.Bear.King1234 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Bear-form that's funny

    • @RayzaNC
      @RayzaNC 6 месяцев назад +5

      Absolute nonsense comment. If you really think the biggest budget Star Wars game ever is DOA you're deluded. It will be a huge success.

    • @hunterscreed72
      @hunterscreed72 6 месяцев назад +6

      Huge opportunity missed for a hansolo game instead we get some random girl to play as pass on it also wouldn't let me comment on first page

    • @MasterFuckingMer
      @MasterFuckingMer 6 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@RayzaNCAnd you're deluded if you think huge budget = good game.

  • @unhappydutch
    @unhappydutch 3 месяца назад +2

    It's bizarre that you hire an attractive model and then put an ugly digital version in the game. What is wrong with having a preference to look at someone who is attractive or beautiful?

  • @AndyEmerald
    @AndyEmerald 6 месяцев назад +8

    That's right, pre-ordering a game used to get you a discount. I remember back when Fallout 4 came out, I got like 15-20$ off the launch price by pre-ordering a few days before release

  • @AdamWhiteside
    @AdamWhiteside 6 месяцев назад +8

    Main character is Matt Damon from Team America or any of the puppets! Uncanny Valley was just demonstrated in full force.

    • @LTV746
      @LTV746 6 месяцев назад

      Darthhhhhh Vadddderrrr

  • @jordangerardpotier
    @jordangerardpotier 6 месяцев назад +45

    “I got a bad feeling about this” said everyone who saw the graphics to this.

    • @frafio5182
      @frafio5182 6 месяцев назад +2

      Those graphics are bad?!?!

    • @jadedheartsz
      @jadedheartsz 6 месяцев назад

      looks good to me

    • @buffsniper
      @buffsniper 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@jadedheartszFor game that came out in 2014

  • @PhoenixOnFire90
    @PhoenixOnFire90 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Captured in Engine. Not all Images appear in game" This has sudden The Division 1 vibes.

  • @krzysztofodakowski4643
    @krzysztofodakowski4643 6 месяцев назад +7

    Damn, that face of her would fit nicely in "Team America".

  • @Alex-dk1um
    @Alex-dk1um 6 месяцев назад +12

    Ubisoft's promising the galaxy but delivering an unfinished Death Star, and at $130, it feels more like paying for the Empire's budget than a game.

    • @citizen3000
      @citizen3000 6 месяцев назад +1

      The game is $70. Calm down.

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 6 месяцев назад

      @citizen3000. You're right. The base game, "only" costs $70. The base game includes: a protagonist with prosthetic legs, baby's first pea shooter, a starter ship that is a leaky cardboard box with thrusters attached. A missing pause menu for the jukebox that plays "March of the Ewoks" non stop, A campaign featuring Ms. Piggy as the protagonist, and 150+ GB download size for the game.

    • @zonesproductions
      @zonesproductions 6 месяцев назад

      I think you'll find the game is FULLY OPERATIONAL

  • @cabuscus
    @cabuscus 6 месяцев назад +8

    Its such a scummy practice that signing up for subscriptions turns on auto-renewal automatically, and on top of that they make it so fucking hard to cancel it.

  • @CuriousCheetah44
    @CuriousCheetah44 2 месяца назад +1

    OJ and Alex: Shut the f*ck up Joe and let me listen!