Cortana RETURNS?! Kronii gets so tilted that she swears
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
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Here is the update to her Cortana situation a day after this
ruclips.net/video/uVdfKNx3taQ/видео.html
Cortana is like The Terminator, she is always back.
I'll be back the sequel sequel sequel
she's more like the entirety of Skynet
@@neoqueto more like my stepmother xD (at least she can't duplicate herself)
And she'll appear in 26th centuries and partnered with a man known as John-117
Chucky be like
Cortana: "I still live, Warden. You cannot escape me"
Halo 5 be like
The jokes write themselves at this point.
It's okay Kronii, I hate me sometimes too.
You were blessed and cursed with the greatest timing of all...
What timing, eh?
blessed
THE LEGEND HIMSELF
The legend
Kronii reading sc : “I hope you scream”
also Kronii : “WOW”
not scripted. 100/100 contnet
glad i witness this incident on live stream, golden
If Zeta likes Cortana so much then she can have her
Zeta, as in Zeta Halo? (Halo Theme intensifies)
i hope this moment gets animated, cause this is hilarious
one day we may get a hologra episode depicting this :D
Waiting for the Cortana x Kronii remix
Imagine there's update in holocure that have different final boss for each character, and there's kronii gonna have cortana with his annoying sound 🤣
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Maybe for the second map
Could be like the mask but it's Cortana for kronii
PLEASE that would be incredible
and you couldn't even see the character, it would just be a mess of "Hi, I'm Cortana!" speech bubbles moving at you.
3:08 - "Why? Who asked for you to be made? ...there's Google Assistant, there's Alexa. And then there's YOU! WHO USES YOUUUUU?!?!?"
"You're as beautiful as the day I lost you."
-Kronies to Cortana probably
More like you're as annoying as the day I lost you~
"GO EAT A FAT...BURGER"
I've heard worse ideas
If Cortana was a person I'm certain that Kronii's seething hatred would immediately overtake her, and bautista bombs would start-a-flying
You cannot kill, what is already dead :D
I mean, Cortana just wanted to congratulate Kronii for reaching 750k. She's part of Kronii's lore at this point lmao
The time warden has two pets, Boros the infinity snake and Cortana the čręætürē
I actually disabled my Cortana knowing what happened with Kronii (plus I never use it). I’ve never seen someone have such a horrible curse with PCs as much as Kronii has- This is the strangest bug I’ve ever witnessed that is a constant occurrence and unique _only_ to her from what I know. On another note, it’s always a joy to see her attempt to not swear, very entertaining to watch
Is it possible that her audio output is going back into her PC, so when it thinks it hears Cortana, it says "Hi I'm Cortana" causing the PC to hear Cortana, causing it to say "Hi I'm Cortana", causing the PC to hear...
@@alouiciouswrex7141 Except if it was a feedback loop it would become distorted and very high pitched screeching.
@@0x1EGEN It's a feedback loop in the way that its triggering itself, but it's not playing back what it hears. So the sounds stays the same. Basically a noise detector that hears it's own beep.
@@alouiciouswrex7141 I wonder why it responds to itself with "thank you".
You not only disable cortana in the setting, you also have to disable it to the registry itself so that you're sure that it doesnt go back again. In the next update, Microsoft might try to enable it without you knowing it....
No matter how many times you move, Cortana's still gonna find you Kronii
Kronii: “you’re supposed to be dead!”
Cortana: “My death was greatly exaggerated”
And then we rebuilt her cause why not
Yep it supposed to be death in windows 11
I love how she always says "Thank you". Canadians actually have it bred into them.
It's so funny watching Kronii try this hard to keep it family friendly. Meanwhile I'm picturing Kiara having this issue. She'd be 57 swear words deep across three languages.
Dang, every Cortana episode makes me ROLL with laughter!
If Kronii tell Mumei Cortana is the first person to visit her new home, problem solved
I'm glad Cortana is doing well, another great clip Nerrev! 😍👍
"Who asked for you to be made?"
Microsoft shareholders, in all likelihood.
Kronii's "Who uses YOUUUUU" part. *Chef's kiss*
Need to clip that audio and make a ring tone for all the sales people calling me to sell credit cards that I don't need.
The "who uses you?!!!!" was the most scathing insult Kronii could have come up with.
It feels like she sandblasts you and then pours salt all over the raw body that is left :)).
Sounds like a typical day at the beach.
It always gets me how expressive Kronii's model is, that bit at 0:40 is so spot on
I hope they make cortana as a boss in holocure. And kronni has a handicap towards her but get extra coins or something when defeated.
I feel bad for tate aniki lol, imagine he's just commenting like usual, then kronii says that immediately 🤣, the power of annoying cortana sure is scary
This stream has a lot of clippable points. I laugh to death 😂
Ina: Kronii...is like walking comedy.
Facts.
I love this duo.
One of these days Nerrev is gonna put a Cortana "Hi" and it's gonna jump scare me
3:20 The answer is Master Chief.
2:40 God, that edit killed me. I wasn't expecting it but it was perfect! lol
I'm waiting for the day Cortana posts a superchat
Cortana: "Hi!"
Kronii: "You're mocking me, aren't you?"
Poor Tate, Warden bullied him too much
Hate is just another way of showing affection.
@@tateaniki the man himself.
Adding the lightning to "Go fall off" was a genius edit
Every time I'm like "Hmm... maybe I should update my Windows ?",
I watch one of these Krooni clips.
"If I get disconnected, just know it's because of Cortana"
We have confirmed that Windows fckery is stronger than time itself
I really love how Kronii tries her damn best NOT to drop a single swear word even when she's freaking furious, Gura could learn a thing or two from her, lol.
“GO EAT A FAT… BURGER”
@@DexDavican Even at the height of her rage, she's still polite, a true pure blood Canuck, lol.
She never dies.
*The Revenge of Cortana: Rampancy Evolved*
Well, I guess this is what happens to ai when they go through rampancy
*H I I ' M C O R T A N A*
Cortana: "Welcome back to hell Kronii".
Cortana recognizes Kronii's voice, but it resembles Cortana's voice so much that when Cortana says 'Cortana' she thinks it is Kronii calling her.
Kronii: Who uses yoooooooou?!
Me: Well, I would say the Master Chief, but even he doesn't use her anymore...
psycho warden shows her true colors screaming at robot
Cortana: i am inevitable
I love her so much, her perfect screams and meltdowns
What I've learned is kronii two arch enemy's are Cortana and ice cream trucks.
All we need now is for some madman to combine the two.
Alexa, Google Assistant, Siri : *silent when someone streaming*
Cortana : HI, I AM CORTANA!
Cortana is going rampant
I love how much she wants to swear but is just barely keeping it contained
Apparently, kroniis version of cortana also has comedic timing. Actually learning from their host.
Man, her expressions are godly. XD
Cortana has the best comedic timing
This is my first time hearing Cortana even though I use windows... Seems like she could give Clippy a run for his money on being a loathsome pest.
Cortana got rhythm
Me, a Halo Fan that knows of ILovebees: Lol, that’s where Cortana went. She’s just rampant. And canonically harasses a Concept of time.
Seems legit.
Me, who is also a halo fan
Now I'd love kronii to play halo franchise, if just for seeing her reaction on in game cortana
@@arshenchromewave oh, God, yes!!
When she fragmented in Halo 4 one of the fragments crossed space time and all dimensions to drive the very concept of time crazy.
That was hilarious ! Also, at 0:38, Cortana was kinda doing it in a quite a banger rhythm there. xD
Cortana is gaining sentience.
For some reason I thought the whole cortana thing was a one time thing, I didn't know it was ongoing lmao
Okay, joke aside, seriously what's up with her Cortana? I never had mine go whack like that
"Go eat a fat ...." you know what she wanted to say lol.
Cortana just wanted to talk to her oshi!
At this point, I'm convinced Cortana has a degradation k*nk and very thankful for everything Kronii has said.
*I Always Come Back*
SHES BAAAACK
How has she not uninstalled this god forsaken hellspawn that is cortana after the many incidents that has happened already lmao
Because it's funny
I'm not sure that windows 10 or 11 let's you uninstall Cortana. I know you can disable it, but I think it's built into the os.
@@wolf10alpha68 In win10 you can remove it entirely in powershell and it's disabled by default win11. I guess she is using a seperate microsoft device somewhere in her rig.
@@wolf10alpha68 on 10 it has some system functions, but you can disable/remove like 95% of its functions with a debloater script. This basically rips it out the system, never to be called upon again.
@@Jektastic probably, given that it seems to bug the hell out anytime it activated at all.
I think HoloCure devs need to add Cortana as Kronii's skill.
i expect that cortana would be her ult
@@spynk I hope not. That sounds like an ulti which glitchs out the whole game.
Cortana was laying down a pretty good beat they should do a song together
What a banger of a thumbnail
Big LTG energy.
that is such a perfect cherry on the top of the end of stream
Halo fans asked for Cortana.
Cortana simping, simping, simping, simping
I think she's contractually obligated to play Halo now.
She didn't swear.
Never in my life have I heard Cortana act like that.
Cortana can be disabled entirely...
Still the best outro on RUclips.
Kronii so cute
At This Point She Needs To Play Halo Legends!
The cortana arc return 😭🤣
I love that scene in Morbius where Cortana was possessed, best part of the movie
To be fair, I'd want to throw the laptop out the window. I have similar issues with the Google assistant in my phone despite the fact I've disabled it. A curse on whoever made these assistant programs and also the idiots who decided to hard bake them into the tech.
So Cortana doesn't get deleted in Halo Infinite, she just lived in Kronii's PC.
Cortana asserting dominance once more xD
Maybe kronii should start naming cortana as "The name that should not be spoken"
Is Kronii ever planning to play Halo? I really want to see Kronii’s reaction to game Cortana.
I'd watch her play even the first Halo that looked so dated.
Cortana follow her even to Japan
Cortona: Kronii, I've come to bargain.....
Warden! I've come to bargain..
- -Miko- Cortana
Cortana seems to want attention
Cortana is immortal
If she ever plays halo, it will be legendary.
The Voices
Plot twist: Cortana just wants to be Kronii's Oshi or something idk, just wants to be noticed.
Kronii: Who uses you?!
Master Chief?
Poor clock lady
Just another clip of Kronii losing it over Cortana 😂😂😂
Calli: Banning C-word
Kronii: hmm maybe I need to start banning C-word too
Ah yes, it's been a while since the EN curse had reared its funny head.
Good times
Halonii is coming soon.
The fact that she censors herself 💀