Cortana RETURNS?! Kronii gets so tilted that she swears

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
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  • @Nerrev
    @Nerrev  2 года назад +134

    Here is the update to her Cortana situation a day after this
    ruclips.net/video/uVdfKNx3taQ/видео.html

  • @Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU
    @Ushiwakamaru_BAU_BAU 2 года назад +983

    Cortana is like The Terminator, she is always back.

    • @SnowJester
      @SnowJester 2 года назад +32

      I'll be back the sequel sequel sequel

    • @neoqueto
      @neoqueto 2 года назад +9

      she's more like the entirety of Skynet

    • @_No_Time_
      @_No_Time_ 2 года назад +4

      @@neoqueto more like my stepmother xD (at least she can't duplicate herself)

    • @TheXAllosaurus
      @TheXAllosaurus 2 года назад +4

      And she'll appear in 26th centuries and partnered with a man known as John-117

    • @samuelfranco3744
      @samuelfranco3744 2 года назад

      Chucky be like

  • @kuzumadesu
    @kuzumadesu 2 года назад +757

    Cortana: "I still live, Warden. You cannot escape me"

  • @tateaniki
    @tateaniki 2 года назад +535

    It's okay Kronii, I hate me sometimes too.

    • @ReginaldHanzo21
      @ReginaldHanzo21 2 года назад +102

      You were blessed and cursed with the greatest timing of all...

    • @ViniuauCP
      @ViniuauCP 2 года назад +38

      What timing, eh?

    • @roko98332r
      @roko98332r 2 года назад +17

      blessed

    • @angelredvivar
      @angelredvivar 2 года назад +6

      THE LEGEND HIMSELF

    • @Zibirus
      @Zibirus 2 года назад +3

      The legend

  • @sivina
    @sivina 2 года назад +947

    Kronii reading sc : “I hope you scream”
    also Kronii : “WOW”
    not scripted. 100/100 contnet
    glad i witness this incident on live stream, golden

  • @brandonlgl
    @brandonlgl 2 года назад +390

    If Zeta likes Cortana so much then she can have her

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 2 года назад +50

      Zeta, as in Zeta Halo? (Halo Theme intensifies)

  • @ZXUmi
    @ZXUmi 2 года назад +355

    i hope this moment gets animated, cause this is hilarious

    • @dennishiestermann3055
      @dennishiestermann3055 2 года назад +27

      one day we may get a hologra episode depicting this :D

    • @ARIEZKAGE
      @ARIEZKAGE 2 года назад +9

      Waiting for the Cortana x Kronii remix

  • @rozanyan_8700
    @rozanyan_8700 2 года назад +373

    Imagine there's update in holocure that have different final boss for each character, and there's kronii gonna have cortana with his annoying sound 🤣

    • @AlexxTheBrony
      @AlexxTheBrony 2 года назад +53

      THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

    • @santiagomoralesgarcia1802
      @santiagomoralesgarcia1802 2 года назад +7

      Maybe for the second map

    • @Nerrev
      @Nerrev  2 года назад +41

      Could be like the mask but it's Cortana for kronii

    • @alexisross9343
      @alexisross9343 2 года назад +5

      PLEASE that would be incredible

    • @SpaceBrotha
      @SpaceBrotha 2 года назад +14

      and you couldn't even see the character, it would just be a mess of "Hi, I'm Cortana!" speech bubbles moving at you.

  • @haringduga4026
    @haringduga4026 2 года назад +68

    3:08 - "Why? Who asked for you to be made? ...there's Google Assistant, there's Alexa. And then there's YOU! WHO USES YOUUUUU?!?!?"

  • @AnJelloSnaccy
    @AnJelloSnaccy 2 года назад +132

    "You're as beautiful as the day I lost you."
    -Kronies to Cortana probably

    • @ranapriliaful
      @ranapriliaful 2 года назад

      More like you're as annoying as the day I lost you~

  • @realQuestion
    @realQuestion 2 года назад +79

    "GO EAT A FAT...BURGER"
    I've heard worse ideas

  • @bigthecat4276
    @bigthecat4276 2 года назад +350

    If Cortana was a person I'm certain that Kronii's seething hatred would immediately overtake her, and bautista bombs would start-a-flying

    • @jakillusions
      @jakillusions 2 года назад +3

      You cannot kill, what is already dead :D

  • @neoshinji18
    @neoshinji18 2 года назад +179

    I mean, Cortana just wanted to congratulate Kronii for reaching 750k. She's part of Kronii's lore at this point lmao

    • @Moonlight_ttthh
      @Moonlight_ttthh 2 года назад +18

      The time warden has two pets, Boros the infinity snake and Cortana the čręætürē

  • @UltimateLoverAnime
    @UltimateLoverAnime 2 года назад +279

    I actually disabled my Cortana knowing what happened with Kronii (plus I never use it). I’ve never seen someone have such a horrible curse with PCs as much as Kronii has- This is the strangest bug I’ve ever witnessed that is a constant occurrence and unique _only_ to her from what I know. On another note, it’s always a joy to see her attempt to not swear, very entertaining to watch

    • @alouiciouswrex7141
      @alouiciouswrex7141 2 года назад +97

      Is it possible that her audio output is going back into her PC, so when it thinks it hears Cortana, it says "Hi I'm Cortana" causing the PC to hear Cortana, causing it to say "Hi I'm Cortana", causing the PC to hear...

    • @0x1EGEN
      @0x1EGEN 2 года назад +15

      ​@@alouiciouswrex7141 Except if it was a feedback loop it would become distorted and very high pitched screeching.

    • @Yan4yan
      @Yan4yan 2 года назад +82

      ​@@0x1EGEN It's a feedback loop in the way that its triggering itself, but it's not playing back what it hears. So the sounds stays the same. Basically a noise detector that hears it's own beep.

    • @-FFFridge
      @-FFFridge 2 года назад +7

      ​@@alouiciouswrex7141 I wonder why it responds to itself with "thank you".

    • @ChimeraX0401
      @ChimeraX0401 2 года назад +20

      You not only disable cortana in the setting, you also have to disable it to the registry itself so that you're sure that it doesnt go back again. In the next update, Microsoft might try to enable it without you knowing it....

  • @mikebmcl
    @mikebmcl 2 года назад +160

    No matter how many times you move, Cortana's still gonna find you Kronii

  • @plasticlance9418
    @plasticlance9418 2 года назад +45

    Kronii: “you’re supposed to be dead!”
    Cortana: “My death was greatly exaggerated”

    • @aerialmacaroon6312
      @aerialmacaroon6312 2 года назад +4

      And then we rebuilt her cause why not

    • @notanyall
      @notanyall 4 месяца назад +1

      Yep it supposed to be death in windows 11

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 2 года назад +148

    I love how she always says "Thank you". Canadians actually have it bred into them.

  • @herbderbler1585
    @herbderbler1585 2 года назад +50

    It's so funny watching Kronii try this hard to keep it family friendly. Meanwhile I'm picturing Kiara having this issue. She'd be 57 swear words deep across three languages.

  • @jergarmar
    @jergarmar 2 года назад +101

    Dang, every Cortana episode makes me ROLL with laughter!

  • @konothomasda7430
    @konothomasda7430 2 года назад +137

    If Kronii tell Mumei Cortana is the first person to visit her new home, problem solved

  • @PandaPOV
    @PandaPOV 2 года назад +416

    I'm glad Cortana is doing well, another great clip Nerrev! 😍👍

  • @KRDiStort
    @KRDiStort 2 года назад +47

    "Who asked for you to be made?"
    Microsoft shareholders, in all likelihood.

  • @SeleniumGlow
    @SeleniumGlow 2 года назад +28

    Kronii's "Who uses YOUUUUU" part. *Chef's kiss*
    Need to clip that audio and make a ring tone for all the sales people calling me to sell credit cards that I don't need.

  • @gusty9053
    @gusty9053 2 года назад +37

    The "who uses you?!!!!" was the most scathing insult Kronii could have come up with.
    It feels like she sandblasts you and then pours salt all over the raw body that is left :)).

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 Год назад

      Sounds like a typical day at the beach.

  • @stebe5999
    @stebe5999 2 года назад +40

    It always gets me how expressive Kronii's model is, that bit at 0:40 is so spot on

  • @Nagasyari
    @Nagasyari 2 года назад +62

    I hope they make cortana as a boss in holocure. And kronni has a handicap towards her but get extra coins or something when defeated.

  • @rozanyan_8700
    @rozanyan_8700 2 года назад +99

    I feel bad for tate aniki lol, imagine he's just commenting like usual, then kronii says that immediately 🤣, the power of annoying cortana sure is scary

  • @happachi-kun
    @happachi-kun 2 года назад +56

    This stream has a lot of clippable points. I laugh to death 😂

  • @kevinh4042
    @kevinh4042 2 года назад +21

    Ina: Kronii...is like walking comedy.
    Facts.

  • @MillisecondFourthClockhand
    @MillisecondFourthClockhand 2 года назад +46

    I love this duo.

  • @Siriuhs1
    @Siriuhs1 2 года назад +47

    One of these days Nerrev is gonna put a Cortana "Hi" and it's gonna jump scare me

  • @fir164
    @fir164 2 года назад +3

    3:20 The answer is Master Chief.

  • @RyderBB123
    @RyderBB123 2 года назад +35

    2:40 God, that edit killed me. I wasn't expecting it but it was perfect! lol

  • @Tunnelsnakes
    @Tunnelsnakes 2 года назад +6

    I'm waiting for the day Cortana posts a superchat

  • @gamerboy7962
    @gamerboy7962 2 года назад +43

    Cortana: "Hi!"
    Kronii: "You're mocking me, aren't you?"

  • @velk2897
    @velk2897 2 года назад +53

    Poor Tate, Warden bullied him too much

    • @tateaniki
      @tateaniki 2 года назад +27

      Hate is just another way of showing affection.

    • @kungphu7680
      @kungphu7680 2 года назад +6

      @@tateaniki the man himself.

  • @Ssj4link
    @Ssj4link 2 года назад +6

    Adding the lightning to "Go fall off" was a genius edit

  • @GugureSux
    @GugureSux 2 года назад +6

    Every time I'm like "Hmm... maybe I should update my Windows ?",
    I watch one of these Krooni clips.

  • @wessltov
    @wessltov 2 года назад +9

    "If I get disconnected, just know it's because of Cortana"
    We have confirmed that Windows fckery is stronger than time itself

  • @SerialK1986
    @SerialK1986 2 года назад +81

    I really love how Kronii tries her damn best NOT to drop a single swear word even when she's freaking furious, Gura could learn a thing or two from her, lol.

    • @DexDavican
      @DexDavican 2 года назад +14

      “GO EAT A FAT… BURGER”

    • @SerialK1986
      @SerialK1986 2 года назад +8

      @@DexDavican Even at the height of her rage, she's still polite, a true pure blood Canuck, lol.

  • @MillisecondFourthClockhand
    @MillisecondFourthClockhand 2 года назад +15

    She never dies.

  • @Archedgar
    @Archedgar 2 года назад +11

    *The Revenge of Cortana: Rampancy Evolved*

    • @samsadowitz1724
      @samsadowitz1724 2 года назад +1

      Well, I guess this is what happens to ai when they go through rampancy

  • @sam_lory
    @sam_lory 2 года назад +2

    *H I I ' M C O R T A N A*

  • @HalfCelestial88
    @HalfCelestial88 2 года назад +8

    Cortana: "Welcome back to hell Kronii".

  • @flyingtako9143
    @flyingtako9143 2 года назад +13

    Cortana recognizes Kronii's voice, but it resembles Cortana's voice so much that when Cortana says 'Cortana' she thinks it is Kronii calling her.

  • @dazzake7431
    @dazzake7431 2 года назад +4

    Kronii: Who uses yoooooooou?!
    Me: Well, I would say the Master Chief, but even he doesn't use her anymore...

  • @XephCraft
    @XephCraft 2 года назад +14

    psycho warden shows her true colors screaming at robot

  • @goukenslay7555
    @goukenslay7555 2 года назад +1

    Cortana: i am inevitable

  • @kroniesaoryushun475
    @kroniesaoryushun475 2 года назад +3

    I love her so much, her perfect screams and meltdowns

  • @charsage1036
    @charsage1036 2 года назад +8

    What I've learned is kronii two arch enemy's are Cortana and ice cream trucks.

    • @CricketDynamo720
      @CricketDynamo720 2 года назад +1

      All we need now is for some madman to combine the two.

  • @pocapele
    @pocapele 2 года назад +5

    Alexa, Google Assistant, Siri : *silent when someone streaming*
    Cortana : HI, I AM CORTANA!

  • @kamal_jab
    @kamal_jab 2 года назад +1

    Cortana is going rampant

  • @MrKaiju-sr8wu
    @MrKaiju-sr8wu 2 года назад +2

    I love how much she wants to swear but is just barely keeping it contained

  • @macchiato_1881
    @macchiato_1881 2 года назад +12

    Apparently, kroniis version of cortana also has comedic timing. Actually learning from their host.

  • @hcags_795
    @hcags_795 2 года назад +6

    Man, her expressions are godly. XD

  • @frenchfry9370
    @frenchfry9370 2 года назад +2

    Cortana has the best comedic timing

  • @shinobu5359
    @shinobu5359 2 года назад +20

    This is my first time hearing Cortana even though I use windows... Seems like she could give Clippy a run for his money on being a loathsome pest.

  • @pasyve
    @pasyve 2 года назад +1

    Cortana got rhythm

  • @Butter_Warrior99
    @Butter_Warrior99 2 года назад +105

    Me, a Halo Fan that knows of ILovebees: Lol, that’s where Cortana went. She’s just rampant. And canonically harasses a Concept of time.

    • @samsadowitz1724
      @samsadowitz1724 2 года назад +10

      Seems legit.
      Me, who is also a halo fan

    • @arshenchromewave
      @arshenchromewave 2 года назад +15

      Now I'd love kronii to play halo franchise, if just for seeing her reaction on in game cortana

    • @samsadowitz1724
      @samsadowitz1724 2 года назад +11

      @@arshenchromewave oh, God, yes!!

    • @Zeromaru42
      @Zeromaru42 2 года назад +9

      When she fragmented in Halo 4 one of the fragments crossed space time and all dimensions to drive the very concept of time crazy.

  • @憂苦と悲惨
    @憂苦と悲惨 2 года назад +7

    That was hilarious ! Also, at 0:38, Cortana was kinda doing it in a quite a banger rhythm there. xD

  • @Deathmonkey361
    @Deathmonkey361 2 года назад +3

    Cortana is gaining sentience.

  • @SunriseAlchemist
    @SunriseAlchemist 2 года назад +4

    For some reason I thought the whole cortana thing was a one time thing, I didn't know it was ongoing lmao

  • @zer0ix956
    @zer0ix956 2 года назад +44

    Okay, joke aside, seriously what's up with her Cortana? I never had mine go whack like that

  • @jonp1952
    @jonp1952 2 года назад +5

    "Go eat a fat ...." you know what she wanted to say lol.

  • @SpaceSentinel
    @SpaceSentinel 2 года назад +1

    Cortana just wanted to talk to her oshi!

  • @Doug.0305
    @Doug.0305 2 года назад +13

    At this point, I'm convinced Cortana has a degradation k*nk and very thankful for everything Kronii has said.

  • @GoogleAccount0729
    @GoogleAccount0729 2 года назад +10

    *I Always Come Back*

    • @hero2470
      @hero2470 2 года назад

      SHES BAAAACK

  • @ferro1398
    @ferro1398 2 года назад +33

    How has she not uninstalled this god forsaken hellspawn that is cortana after the many incidents that has happened already lmao

    • @absobel
      @absobel 2 года назад +24

      Because it's funny

    • @wolf10alpha68
      @wolf10alpha68 2 года назад +19

      I'm not sure that windows 10 or 11 let's you uninstall Cortana. I know you can disable it, but I think it's built into the os.

    • @Jektastic
      @Jektastic 2 года назад +6

      @@wolf10alpha68 In win10 you can remove it entirely in powershell and it's disabled by default win11. I guess she is using a seperate microsoft device somewhere in her rig.

    • @castform57
      @castform57 2 года назад +3

      @@wolf10alpha68 on 10 it has some system functions, but you can disable/remove like 95% of its functions with a debloater script. This basically rips it out the system, never to be called upon again.

    • @wolf10alpha68
      @wolf10alpha68 2 года назад +1

      @@Jektastic probably, given that it seems to bug the hell out anytime it activated at all.

  • @brightside2210
    @brightside2210 2 года назад +13

    I think HoloCure devs need to add Cortana as Kronii's skill.

    • @spynk
      @spynk 2 года назад +1

      i expect that cortana would be her ult

    • @brightside2210
      @brightside2210 2 года назад

      @@spynk I hope not. That sounds like an ulti which glitchs out the whole game.

  • @raynightshade8317
    @raynightshade8317 2 года назад +1

    Cortana was laying down a pretty good beat they should do a song together

  • @bingbong1919
    @bingbong1919 2 года назад +5

    What a banger of a thumbnail

  • @무적코털보보보-n4k
    @무적코털보보보-n4k 2 года назад

    that is such a perfect cherry on the top of the end of stream

  • @xadahgla
    @xadahgla 2 года назад +1

    Halo fans asked for Cortana.

  • @abracadabraxpotato3185
    @abracadabraxpotato3185 2 года назад +3

    Cortana simping, simping, simping, simping

  • @LegengaryOak
    @LegengaryOak 2 года назад +2

    I think she's contractually obligated to play Halo now.

  • @Lord_Neko_
    @Lord_Neko_ 2 года назад +5

    She didn't swear.
    Never in my life have I heard Cortana act like that.
    Cortana can be disabled entirely...
    Still the best outro on RUclips.

  • @kimiko429
    @kimiko429 2 года назад +1

    Kronii so cute

  • @KenanVonKaiser
    @KenanVonKaiser 2 года назад +2

    At This Point She Needs To Play Halo Legends!

  • @amh7282
    @amh7282 2 года назад +2

    The cortana arc return 😭🤣

  • @phoenixsoren
    @phoenixsoren 2 года назад +1

    I love that scene in Morbius where Cortana was possessed, best part of the movie

  • @Cortanis001
    @Cortanis001 2 года назад +1

    To be fair, I'd want to throw the laptop out the window. I have similar issues with the Google assistant in my phone despite the fact I've disabled it. A curse on whoever made these assistant programs and also the idiots who decided to hard bake them into the tech.

  • @side7oldtype298
    @side7oldtype298 2 года назад +1

    So Cortana doesn't get deleted in Halo Infinite, she just lived in Kronii's PC.

  • @moonmun
    @moonmun 2 года назад +2

    Cortana asserting dominance once more xD

  • @bhimawaskita2540
    @bhimawaskita2540 2 года назад +1

    Maybe kronii should start naming cortana as "The name that should not be spoken"

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples 2 года назад +36

    Is Kronii ever planning to play Halo? I really want to see Kronii’s reaction to game Cortana.

    • @1911Zoey
      @1911Zoey 2 года назад +3

      I'd watch her play even the first Halo that looked so dated.

  • @LongX49
    @LongX49 2 года назад +3

    Cortana follow her even to Japan

  • @belleboni2016
    @belleboni2016 2 года назад

    Cortona: Kronii, I've come to bargain.....

  • @user-rw8vs1we3y
    @user-rw8vs1we3y 2 года назад

    Warden! I've come to bargain..
    - -Miko- Cortana

  • @notfunny6606
    @notfunny6606 2 года назад +1

    Cortana seems to want attention

  • @skipskip342
    @skipskip342 2 года назад +1

    Cortana is immortal

  • @Racecarlock
    @Racecarlock 2 года назад +1

    If she ever plays halo, it will be legendary.

  • @mellamosteve331
    @mellamosteve331 2 года назад +1

    The Voices

  • @Oat_meal_YT
    @Oat_meal_YT 2 года назад +1

    Plot twist: Cortana just wants to be Kronii's Oshi or something idk, just wants to be noticed.

  • @Gat720Dua
    @Gat720Dua 8 месяцев назад

    Kronii: Who uses you?!
    Master Chief?

  • @severussnape2917
    @severussnape2917 2 года назад +1

    Poor clock lady

  • @EuSeonaid
    @EuSeonaid 2 года назад +2

    Just another clip of Kronii losing it over Cortana 😂😂😂

  • @deathnotejapan9683
    @deathnotejapan9683 2 года назад +2

    Calli: Banning C-word
    Kronii: hmm maybe I need to start banning C-word too

  • @anakin148
    @anakin148 2 года назад +2

    Ah yes, it's been a while since the EN curse had reared its funny head.
    Good times

  • @kroiffle3781
    @kroiffle3781 2 года назад +3

    Halonii is coming soon.

  • @tofu0040
    @tofu0040 2 года назад +2

    The fact that she censors herself 💀