The German Stereotype Band Member
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- The German. Nice and friendly as always.
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the part where he speaks German, he is saying: if Russia wasn't that kvlt, we could have won the war, and I wouldn't have to deal with such questions xD
Thanks random good guy for ur wisdom
cold not could
@@sweiland75 just corrected it mate! ;)
Cold not kvlt
@@EveNMore-wh9iy hot trve kvlt
I like how his hair changed when he started to speak german.
Reminds me of some german painter
Yeah I think that same painter hanged up my wallpaper for me also
I guess this painter was austrian... :D
@@mhinz6292 *slow clap*
@@mysteriis812 adult idler
This video could be re-named : German musician arguing with his multiples personalities for 3 minutes
You must be new here!
Or "german"
3:16 to be precise!
As long as he's not a painter...
If Farvann has a sense of humour, does it mean that he is not a real German?
Of course not, in Germany no one has ever laughed. If you want to believe that.
@@gulliverthegullible6667 i knew i am no german after all 😂
Farvann dont have a sense of humor
Jk
@@marios7554 I know
German speaking Farvann is scary D:
They don't watch _Eric & Frank TV_
What if he starts speaking russian?! :D
@@Farvann Maybe they watch "ERICH UND FRANK SENDER".
@@Farvann you meen erika nad franz ?
Therapist: patriotic Farvann doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
Patriotic Farvann: 2:53
I hope Farvann realizes the meme gold mine that is Fardolf Hitlervann
Sehr gut, meine liebe!
Du bist wunderschön!
Ayyy!!!!Sablast.
At first I thought "he does a convincing German accent". And then I found out you are German.
Nice accent. I have a thing for German accent.
''Wäre es in Russland nicht so kalt gewesen, hätten wir den Krieg gewonnen und ich müsste mich nicht mit solchen törichten Fragen rumschlagen''. Ich lache mich gerade tot :'D
Thank you for writing it, he was speaking so fast i didn't understand anything. I'm learning German and now i'm proud of myself. Germans don't speak that fast.. right?
@@andrej7840 Depends on the region
Some talk slower
But a lot of people talk at that speed
We’re they meeting at 7:30? Or starting rehearsal at 7:30? Because that changes things
hahaha
@Lily Anderson aahh I love grammar Nazis (as we call them in Germany). I'm one myself.
@Lily Anderson yeah, auto correct on mobile is a real bitch sometimes
Prueßens Gloria starts playing: 150% discipline activated
I'm a simple man, I see a EUIV Prussia joke, I upvote.
Es ist eine große Schande, dass die Militärische Großmacht Preußen starb und sich dem Deutschen Kaiserreich unterwarf, es hätte lieber nur Dänemark einnehmen sollen.
150% of American discipline, but only 1% of Prussian discipline.
Dein Haarschnitt bürgt von Stil und Geschmack Kamerad!
Dich kenn ich doch von Instergramm, gute Musik machst du!
@@QuaxGenosse Danke dir! :)
Dein Comment - nicht.
@@shaihulud4515 Ich sehe kein Problem in einem geschmacklosen Kommentar 😁
Learning german with Farvann
You just made my day. Danke :)
Ich garantiere hiermit, diese Darstellung ist akkurat.
"But beware...We Germans are not all smiles und Sunshine..."
Is that a coincidence that when you start talking in German your hair-style is the same as the Adolfy's one? 😂
Yea
00:00 - 02:46 I was pretty entertained ... And then... 02:47 I TOTALLY LOST IT, hahahahahahahahahaha! Awesome!
The ending was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen 🤣
Plot twist: they're all german
xD
this video actually proves that Germans actually do have a sense of humour in a way
Oh no that hairstyle at the end! Im dying 🤣
*Adolf Hitvann has entered the chat*
This video was great hahaha, love your videos man
Pünktlich wie die deutsche Bahn
@ExtraTNT ich glaube wir Deutschen könnten uns noch einiges mehr bei euch Schweizern ab gucken. Nicht nur die Sache mit der Bahn 😅
Jawoll. Erstmal alles auf die Deutsche Bahn geschoben. Aber wahr.🤣
"töricht" should get more usage here in germany. Beautiful word
Talented and charismatic. This guy deserve more views.
"it's about efficiency 🙄" *proceeds to give a whole ass lecture out of pure pettiness*
Being half German, myself, this truly explains my half-obsession with precision, efficiency, and other people's lack of respect for both.
Yeah the timing was actually really interesting. I’ve been learning German and my professor is from Germany and being early can be just as rude as being late because if you had time to get there early, you should have scheduled whatever it was earlier. Really interesting
Funniest shit i've seen today thank you!
2 minutes late... I still remember the Rentnerriot at Essen Hbf when the bus was 5 minutes late. :-)
Farv and Ruby appear to have the same version of schizophrenia...
Yeah, just like Stevie T., Jared Dines and aaaall the other comedy guys
Maybe all of the RUclips comedy guys are just one person 😐
next thing you hear he'd be covering WO AAALLE STRASSEN EEEEENDEN
Aw man, from the haircut in the thumbnail I was hoping you were gonna turn into Kraftwerk! :)
Don't worry german friends, with actual UE, we are sure you finally won the war...
Now I'm wondering what a stereotypе Russian would look like in band
Based
Dear Farvan! As a slavic person, who have actually lived and worked in Germany, I can confirm, this is, how it looks like. :-D
I know
@@Farvann I can feel pain in this two words =)
Stereotype: The Deutsche are humourless.
Helloween: Am I a joke to you?
Bro your channel is like rudy ayoub but not cringe. I like it.
😂
Every German behaves like that.
I like your vids thanks
german version of euronymous
Speaking of timing, I heard somewhere (An American radio show comedian from the 40’s) that the Germans were stuck outside of Stalingrad for so long they started speaking German with a Russian accent.
That 2 weeks could have change everything
you can take a Russian in a group and drink vodka and make noise
Drei Grindcore-Stücke in zwei Minuten? Was das denn für Kommerz-Dreck? :D
German people yelling about efficiency makes me sweat
EFFIZIENZ!
That's german for efficiency
Dude, you have to make a complete movie using this cast:
- You.
:D
haha, I'm all the actors, director, producer, cutter, script writer and the guy who makes the music. A full movie would kill me 😄
@@Farvann C'mon! You can... :D ...that remember me that I've more than twenty of your videos queued to be seen! I loved some of them :D Greetings from Argentina.
Danke meine Deutschland freunde! :)
Dude, you need to find some nice woman and make little Farvanns, or clone yourself into multiple copies like in your videos. Pass your awesome genes on, don't let them die!
No ugulem
@@Erykfib Całe te
It takes a lot for something to make me laugh. I just laughed my ass off. Love your vids...cheers !
You made my day with a phrase in German! By the way, Привет от Русских пацанов, братан)
Dieser Riff muss auf Tausendstel exakt gespielt werden! }>:#(
Um genau zu sein aufs 16-tausendstel!
@@Farvann Mit einer elektronischen Gitarrensignalverstärkungsapparatur
Hair-Resemblance Lied:
DUN DUNDUN
DUNDUN DUN DUN
DUN DUNDUN
DUNDUN
DUN DUN
DIE-MONETIIIZED, ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS'LL BE
I love this fucking video
Ahh yes, the famous Farvann's Gloria
Omg made my day
The last joke was the jest
Love your videos
Keep up the great work Collin
Ja was soll man sagen, wer nicht pünktlich ist kriegt bei uns eben eine in die Fresse!
Oh god i really missed your humor videos 😂😂😂😂
Well done, but a correction (from a german):
Playing Prussia's Glory while imitating Adolf Hitler is not the best choice. since the Song is a Prussian march title from the 19. Century, it didn't come to fame until Hugo Elstermann von Elster, a General Luitanent sent the notes from Frankfurt to Berlin in the BEGINNING of the 20. century. The song would be more "at home" in the first world war.
And while it has been used in first and second world war, a much more fitting title would be something like "Es war ein Edelweiss". This song has been composed especially for the Wehrmacht by Herms Niel in 1941 (See? Here the timing is right!).
So:
9,1933/10 for comedic value
5,1945/10 for historical correctness.
I knew there would be a comment like that. Congratulations!
Oder anders gesagt: Glaubst du wirklich, ich würde waschechte Fascho-Songs verwenden? :D
@@Farvann Danke, konnte es mir einfach nicht verkneifen :D
Nein natürlich nicht, wäre derbst blöd. Aber historische Korrektheit muss sein!
Einer der deutschesten Kommentare überhaupt. 😉
Awesome Frank, keep it up, i laughted my ass off at the end 😂😂, more black metal stuff pls
German man doing german things
i can already see the memes ...
Du bist der beste, echter quality content
XD
I respect the self memery
weird. we're only drunk.
Ich hoffe, dieses Video wird nicht demonotarisiert. Es ist zu gut
hopefully not!
Ich stimme zu. Lol.
But that is the map over Stalingrad, Mister Hil-ter. I tell you. You will not have much fun in Stalingrad..... 😁😁😁😁😂😂
That last part, made me think of the Monty Python scetch.... (Wie sagt mann ein spasiergang????) 😁😁😂
As a german
Yes
Ja
Korrekt.
Be more precise
JAWOLL heißt das.
@@absolutedisease1699 ZUGRIFF
best video on internet
lmao! that was the most epic ending i've ever seen
Ah Germans, pünktlich as always. :D
Ok das Ende hat mich überrascht haha😂
FARVANN CAN YOU MAKE A RUSSIAN BLACK METAL REVIEW PLEASE 🥺
Oh, i adore this self-irony in Farvan's clips!
Zis is an absolut korrekt view at ze germans. Zere are DIN-Norms and all zat, but none of ze ozer bandembers know zem, and zis is ze reason zat the band can not work efficiently. GET IT RIGHT. And Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer. JAWOLL.
Reminds me of my Oma
(German grandmother)
Nice one luv it
After 3,12 bassist is cought by Pink Floyd's slodiers because during a life he was a guy and a dopesmoker
That's Mathematical now Cool and that German being spoken Nice Farvann💀.
Hahaha 😁 top surprise ending 👌🏻
Because germans (along with us, and italians, and Japan) declared war on literally everyone else in the world. Accurately, and precisely. :thumbsup: :D
Great video.
You know as a German i realy liled The Joke at The end where je was speaking German xD
Oh also i think everyone knows someone in His Band that ist or was Like that.
Geil ne Flasche Brand😂 Grüße aus Oberhausen 🤘🏻
Lekker!
1:09 Well, if you look at your watch, it doesn't even show 7.32. More like 6.19 :D
Ahhahaha. Nooooooise!
Big mistake: Germans doesn't use a.m. or p.m. for time.
That's not funny.
A German.
😁
LeL... der Scheitel.... xD
👍
Ach du heilige, also dat ende war ziemlich überraschend xd
This should be called"When Karen joins the band."
Farvann, or anyone in the comments to help, what in the hells is the March style fanfare music that is playing at the end????!!!!!
Hey man on an unrelated note: thanks for geting me into black metal, i always felt like i needed something like it b ut when i saw a vid of yours where you mentioned behexen and sargeist and horna, i ended up being totally hooked to sargeist and horna. Especially because i am a guitarist myself and mostly a death metal specialist ( fucking heathen i know) so yeah i ended up loving the riff changes and wel, i guess what i wanna say is, thanks, for opening that black door for me. Though i dont headbang to it, it does something else for me.. i feel the music instead of hearing it
amd that ending xD HoI4 flashbacks
This is quite typical how it goes: death metal leads to black metal. Nice choice of bands ;) always nice to see Finnish black metal mentioned..
Fancy cinematography!
Ahahahaha that was great
Tutorial video for Necrophagist members
Haha did he just say if Russia wasn't so cold then...? 🤣🤣🤣🤣❄️