Shower thought: "Your tongue is never comfortable in your mouth..." Me: "My tongue has been in the same spot since my mother was pregnant with me. I am pretty sure it is use to the feel now." Edit: For the people saying "Oh so you never moved your tongue?" I do I'm just saying when it's still or not it still feels fine.
An early truth: Those who say first may be the worst, but those in second are just as badly desperate. So yeah, Also another is Giofilms is still at 1 mil subs.
1:16 as soon as he said "and control his actions" I knew he was talking about Ratatouille but having never seen Venom I am now pleasantly surprised and really want to watch it
5:09 But what would happen if Pinocchio said “My nose will grow now” without saying anything else beforehand? I personally believe his nose would stab through the back of his head.
7:15 actually, if you stick them together really badly then the tennis ball will split when you hit it, confusing the opponent and making them miss both, giving you double points.
3:20 reminds me of that time my brother and I were eating pickles and old bread in the kitchen at 4 am and he asked me "Do you feel the cold?" and I was like "What?" Cuz I didn't hear the first time, then he went "I asked you if you can feel how the cold entered here" and I said "Oh, yeah" but then he took a big bite out of a pickle and shouted "WRONG, THAT'S NOT HOW THE HEAT TRANSFERENCE WORKS VICTORIA" and aggressively handed me the jar of pickles.
7:31 the hyperx cloud 2's are not noice cancelling. They are just good at sound isolation. Noise cancelling is having headphones listen to the outside world and then play a negative sound wave of that, leaving only media sound.
Me: Can I have a sandwich? 2 Sandwich artists: Sure thing! S. 1: *hands me the sideways sandwich* S. 2: *hands me a witch made of sand* Me: *gives sideways sandwich to the sand witch* They were meant for each other.
In fourth grade I wrote a book about caracals and I couldn’t figure out why everyone else had better drawings in their books, that was when I learned about tracing But I no longer trace things
7:10 I mean, there could be life there. It's not likely, given what we've found so far, but until we can analyze the entire planet, above ground and underground, there's still a miniscule chance
My grandpa always have this joke everytime when me and my siblings eat food and it's hot and we'd go "Ouch it's hot!" And my grandpa would say "Wear a hat"
Black widow: I’m not even sure she married in the first place Hawkeye: has human eyes Captain marvel: was not a little boy who yelled Shazam Deadpool: too much death, not enough pool Star lord: is not ruler of the stars
HarpsichordYT I am American. I am somewhat anti vaccine. I have never gotten a vaccine in my life and I’ve been pretty good so far. Chickenpox isn’t that bad.
@@androidbutterscotchkitty sigh, when u die America will vacinate your dead body and pose it in a lab, u can't do anything about it, but your polio infected children sure will hate you for this
7:31 About the guy wearing noise cancelling headphones, he couldnt hear a neighbour right upstairs get stabbed by someone ringing their doorbell and stabbing them, but maybe thay tried his door first and the noise cancelling headphones actually saved his life.
ok but i sometimes go to the bottom of a pool while im covered in blue paint to camouflage with the water and pool floor. i then proceed to grab little kids and watch them drown.
Pause at 5:12 This is true, but this would probably lead him into alot more trouble trying to make himself lie, as people would not belive him when he tells the truth.
Im wondering why on earth are you making this video in 60fps. Its still image for the most part. You could go with 24 easily and with VBR rendered times will be more than double faster!! Great content tho, I love your channel!
No it is not true, North Koreans don’t have RUclips, there are dead people, some people can’t afford technological devices, and some just don’t want to watch this.
Sometimes I'm surprised by how dark my sense of humor can get. Such as when I realized a sadomasochist would have no trouble following the Golden Rule.
"is this a sandwich?"
*_well, yes but actually no._*
No this is patrick
Propably from my profil pic
Good guess but actually no
Osodan lol
Good guess, BUT ACTUaLLY NO
@@stevencarenduff2623 :o I copied you HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJAJAJJSKJKJKJJJJ
Shower thought: "Your tongue is never comfortable in your mouth..."
Me: "My tongue has been in the same spot since my mother was pregnant with me. I am pretty sure it is use to the feel now."
Edit: For the people saying "Oh so you never moved your tongue?" I do I'm just saying when it's still or not it still feels fine.
Michelle Morrison no one asked. So you go to gulag.
Michelle Morrison for what?
I'm pretty sure it's screaming on the inside
+ SuperLuckyAndroid Then why does it hurt when I lift it up, but feels nice when I lay it down? 😕
Rose Petunia If you’ve never moved your tongue, then you’ve never talked or eaten.
7:30 he didn't realize the killer also rang his doorbell, but he saved himself by not hearing a thing. 10/10
Gio: "Dude, I just realized something-"
Ad: EVERY EATING WELL FROZEN MEAL IS MADE WITH ONE CUP OF VEGETABLES!
Lmao!!!!!!!!!! (Remember me when you get 1k likes cause this comment is awesome)
Dude i readed gio:dude i just realized something in the same time he said it in the video
U GOT 1 MORE LIKE BRO
Lol
Lol
Random joke related to 6:41
_You give a man a hang glider, he flys for a day. You throw a man out of a plane, he flys for the rest of his life._
I-
𝓖𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓪 𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂, 𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓰𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮, 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓪 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓮, 𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵. 𝓖𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓪 𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂, 𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓵. Moral: Eat your school, stay in vegetables, don't do your pension and save your money for drugs
David Gannon PFFT
I don’t get it.
RoundBox Four because when he hits the ground, he dies. Him falling is the rest of his life.
“A pair of pliers can cut your electricity bill by 100%.”
“Everything is either a potato or not a potato.”
Animals are both free and not free at the same time
(E.g free to make their own decisions, but some are in zoos or kept as pets, therefore not free)
I don’t get the first one.
We really are at the peak of humanity
@@bighead70 wow
Chervil star, what is a plier?
"Mars is the only known planet inhabeted entirely by robots."
They forgot about Cybertron.
And Kaylon-1.
r/technicallythetruth in one sentence:
*Well yes, but actually no*
*_Well yes, but actually yes_*
In this case it would be
*Well no, but actually yes*
Actually it’s more like “well that’s _technically_ the truth,”
SILICAT!!!!!! HI IM A FAN
SilicatYT it's basically r/iamverysmart for dummies
Sea horse.
An actual horse in the sea.
Edgy
@@ImJustJAG furry
@@youraveragespongebobfanchannel Nice.
Well yes...... but actually no
See! Horse!
No one:
Everyone on technicallyTheTruth: true stuff
Well,
Yup
Well basically..
Youre telling the truth.
I mean that’s technically the truth
Funny
True
Batman: is not a vampire
Green lantern: is not an object
Flash: does not light up the way
Bugs bunny: is a rabbit
Robin: is a teenager with no powers
Marie Ogolo Flash: not an hm
3:11
Me: (eating my third jar of mayonnaise) lmao what a loser, imagine eating the most mayonnaise in the world
Soviet Union you should change your name to Soviet onion
I got a jar of dirt
We ALL know that by the third jar of mayonnaise, you are considered BORIS
@@Boeing-vi4qj Boris Johnson?
People think t-rexes have short arms
But really, we just have long arms
I like how a lot of people don't realize that T-rexes arms are actually much longer than humans', but they just look smaller in comparison. :P
Reece J. D
/r/im14andthisisdeep
Rusty Dragon r/mademesmile
*oh h e c c*
I don’t know how would I respond to somebody if they said
“careful, it’s soup”
Datnyancat oH nO iTs ThE uNhOlY sOuP-
Here's your hot
4:33 Hey, that's my name! Give it back!
Lolm
Me: You wanna know a joke about a broken pencil
Friend: Sure, why not
Me: Nevermind, it’s pointless
2:05. I thought he was about to say: "careful your hot!"
An early truth:
Those who say first may be the worst, but those in second are just as badly desperate.
So yeah, Also another is Giofilms is still at 1 mil subs.
First
Gracie i Am a Cheeto PFFT
I'm 736th! Take that!
1:16 as soon as he said "and control his actions" I knew he was talking about Ratatouille but having never seen Venom I am now pleasantly surprised and really want to watch it
When i hear control hus actions, i have to think about raid Shadow legends ads
5:09 But what would happen if Pinocchio said “My nose will grow now” without saying anything else beforehand?
I personally believe his nose would stab through the back of his head.
Not related or anything, saw someone kissing a used piece of gum, wasn't even theirs...
Gamer23car why did you have to give me this mental image
Gamer23car what the hell
Dude, I just ate
relatable
Gamer23car aye yo wtf
FYI-
Wolverine fursuits do exist.
Why did you have to tell me this ugh
@@onomichio3739 because I can.
And I should know.
@@ImJustJAG r/madlads
I mean a snail fursuit exists so this isn't shocking to me
@@korvusthekanine8544 yep.
8:43 scarlet witch : isn’t a witch
Quick silver: Isn’t a toxic element
Human torch :isn’t a torch
Black panther: is human
The Behemoth
Deadpool: isn’t a pool
7:15 actually, if you stick them together really badly then the tennis ball will split when you hit it, confusing the opponent and making them miss both, giving you double points.
"I only have one pair of feet"
Bluebird: *WRONG!*
Some of the people reading this will like it, others won’t.
r/technicallythetruth
Clouty Boy
Same
Can’t relate
Actually, I didn't like it or dislike it.
Paradox.
You know what would have made this comment perfect? If it got no likes.
Like yours?
@@2T0mc Yep. because then it wouldn't be technically the truth.
When Reddit is Blocked where you live
That’s why I watched giofilms
Ok where in the fucking world is Reddit Blockes?
Next morning u wake up
Keanu: we got a country to burn
2:52 you just bring her to the blacksmith and give her a big, still hot ring so you can customise the size
3:20 reminds me of that time my brother and I were eating pickles and old bread in the kitchen at 4 am and he asked me "Do you feel the cold?" and I was like "What?" Cuz I didn't hear the first time, then he went "I asked you if you can feel how the cold entered here" and I said "Oh, yeah" but then he took a big bite out of a pickle and shouted "WRONG, THAT'S NOT HOW THE HEAT TRANSFERENCE WORKS VICTORIA" and aggressively handed me the jar of pickles.
This vid: "Is this a sandwich?"
Me:*flashback* "Is this a sandwich?"
Also me: Is it the same people....?
My favorite thing about these videos are the people battling to be at the top of the patron list
3:10 you ever heard of life of boris that guy eats mayonase from a bucket with a spoon
6:03 Caracal is a village from Romania where an old guy murdered 2 or 3 girls in brutal ways then hid the remains in holes in grass
7:31 the hyperx cloud 2's are not noice cancelling. They are just good at sound isolation. Noise cancelling is having headphones listen to the outside world and then play a negative sound wave of that, leaving only media sound.
Early reader plus like
5:23
My dearest Laurens
Vs.
My dearest, Laurens
Laurens? John Laurens
8:38 spiders shoot webs out their genitals, so if you want that movie, I don't Tom Holland would do that ever, or anyone else
Wow I can’t believe theres a movie about Will Sniff. I know I’m scared too
“Careful, it’s soup.”
I died laughing (2:01)
8:11 I am literally watching this video while wearing those headphones
Me: I can talk to animals
Prove it.
Me: sit!
Dog : **sits**
Me: see?
Beh beh beh
Technically True: 24 hour clocks are actually 23 hour clocks as the 12:00am resets the clock back to zero instead of 24:00
Friend: Imagine if your house was burning down, what would you save from it? You can only pick ONE THING.
Me: the house
0:48 IT SOUNDS LIKE HE JUST SAID THE F WORD LMAO IM DYING 😂
Me: I can talk to animals
My one and only friend: PROVE IT!
Me: *Well I'm speaking to one right now*
Me: Can I have a sandwich?
2 Sandwich artists: Sure thing!
S. 1: *hands me the sideways sandwich*
S. 2: *hands me a witch made of sand*
Me: *gives sideways sandwich to the sand witch*
They were meant for each other.
Amy Ethington YES
5:48 now he knows the flash is a real show
They forgot 1 thing from the air and space museum
A guy breathing
They should pay him
5:24 i read the first sentence and immediately thought
my dearest angelica
my dearest, angelica
lmao
6:59 I was expecting it to go a VERY different direction
Gio: it SEEMS to be the end of another r/thechncallythetruth episode
Me: OR IS IT
Gio said “ValenTIME” hahaha cmon errybody lets all point and laugh at him! Lmao
What kind of pupose fills ure comment
Humanity knows how to just make us question life so quickly Charles Darwin would be laughing by now
In fourth grade I wrote a book about caracals and I couldn’t figure out why everyone else had better drawings in their books, that was when I learned about tracing
But I no longer trace things
7:10 I mean, there could be life there. It's not likely, given what we've found so far, but until we can analyze the entire planet, above ground and underground, there's still a miniscule chance
Thumbnail: sandwich
Me: *s t a n d w i c h*
Better stop or I'll use my stand on you
Erm
*STANDO POWER!!!!!!!!!!*
6:15 congratulations you played yourself
Observation: I have never broken a bone in my body.
Hypothesis: I’m boneless.
Result: I’M A BONELESS CHICKEN WING!
Bogock
1:22 and detective pikachu
p.s coffee is a food
Fun Fact:
If everything got bigger you wouldn't notice
My grandpa always have this joke everytime when me and my siblings eat food and it's hot and we'd go "Ouch it's hot!" And my grandpa would say "Wear a hat"
That moment your head goes 360 degrees because you become confused
Me: (watching with headphones, have to turn up because the video is *too damn quiet)*
Notifications: *BEE-DOO-BOOP!!!!*
4:20 I mean we could always melt the polar...
...Oh, right.
CAREFUL IT'S SOUP
same energy as "road work ahead"
I literally went to that museum a few days ago... is life a simulation?
I was there to it was breathtaking
I wrote this comment the exact time I first read it.
R/completelythetruth
Andrew Purcell r/foundthemoibleuser
r/stopsaying"r/"
Black widow: I’m not even sure she married in the first place
Hawkeye: has human eyes
Captain marvel: was not a little boy who yelled Shazam
Deadpool: too much death, not enough pool
Star lord: is not ruler of the stars
4:16 Wow, never knew it was possible to plant a sea.
I've learned a new thing now.
Most Americans are against antivaxxers not supporting them so pretty sure that one about polio was not written by an American lol
HarpsichordYT fegfffsh
HarpsichordYT I am American. I am somewhat anti vaccine. I have never gotten a vaccine in my life and I’ve been pretty good so far. Chickenpox isn’t that bad.
@@androidbutterscotchkitty sigh, when u die America will vacinate your dead body and pose it in a lab, u can't do anything about it, but your polio infected children sure will hate you for this
@@androidbutterscotchkitty Chicken Pox is indeed not bad however, shingles is a thing btw.
@@gourivemula5905 Vaccinate a skeleton? What?
When your cat leaves you on the couch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COME BACK
When you leave your cat: SLAVE COME BACK AND PET ME
7:31 About the guy wearing noise cancelling headphones, he couldnt hear a neighbour right upstairs get stabbed by someone ringing their doorbell and stabbing them, but maybe thay tried his door first and the noise cancelling headphones actually saved his life.
Everyone : Making fun of America
America : Why you gotta be so rude?
It's America. Pretty laughable these days.
No one:
Gio at the end of this video: and I’ll see you again on the next on-
A guy that consumed the most mayo? It's Boris Lmao
7:45 thanks to our sponsor raid shadow legends...
Giofilms: i will see you again in the next *music starts balsting*
ok but i sometimes go to the bottom of a pool while im covered in blue paint to camouflage with the water and pool floor. i then proceed to grab little kids and watch them drown.
the weeb has lost her mind
Nobody:
The list at the end of the vid: r/ihadastoke
Gio: i’ll see you guys in the next o-
music: *DADA DA D BABAB AHDJJ AHDA DA D A D*
Here's something I just thought of:
If you put two pizzas face down on top of each other, is it a sandwich?
Pause at 5:12
This is true, but this would probably lead him into alot more trouble trying to make himself lie, as people would not belive him when he tells the truth.
Me : **sees the thumbnail**
Me : *I want to DIE*
4:14
I smell some bouta get whooshed
Honey, Gio dear, he didn’t ask if it was a normal sandwich. He just asked if it was a sandwich. LMAO
"is this a sandwich"
no, it's a
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I laughed so hard with that shipping meme
Im wondering why on earth are you making this video in 60fps. Its still image for the most part. You could go with 24 easily and with VBR rendered times will be more than double faster!! Great content tho, I love your channel!
When your so early that gio hast even commented yet
I really like your channel every day after I get home from school I watch your vids
1:47 he could go on for ever since it can be a whole loop
Technically everyone has viewed this video
I think ya mean the 13680 people
If you saw this comment yes. Yes it technically is
Poor and homeless people: am I a joke to you?
Melissa Sweem don’t you mean the 182k?
No it is not true, North Koreans don’t have RUclips, there are dead people, some people can’t afford technological devices, and some just don’t want to watch this.
1:21 , Mandalorian on Disney+ also fits that topic lol.
Sometimes I'm surprised by how dark my sense of humor can get. Such as when I realized a sadomasochist would have no trouble following the Golden Rule.
Thinking about the parachute one all day* me at 12 at night* I GET IT NOW*mom* get to bed
4:40 humans invented something to see through something they invented🤔
Wait....
Listen here you little...
Why does the bed feel like a rock when I’m trying to sleep but when I wake up it feels like I’m in a luxury mansion bed and I don’t wanna get out
Love the daily dose of Gio
3:10 Boris from Life of Boris. It's definitely him
*warning savage*
[walking in park]
Date: impress me
Me: I can talk to animals
Date: prove it
Me: I’m already talking to one
This r/technicallythetruth is r/memes that I looked at 3 hours earlier