-Me: "Starts an exam" -My alarm start playing -Me:"Start to having a self monologue about friendship" -Me:"Fails the exam for thinking on things I shouldn't" -Me:Sh*t
Timo P the smell of a fresh strawberry has a good smell like any other fruit. Maybe if you cut it open it will smell better idk my strawberries have a good scent.
@@Teddy-cj8dk I think that's matter of taste. I get an headache from strong strawberry smell. I know what fresh smells like, since we have grown our own here. to me it isn't a good smell.
No.They.Dont.I Live On A Farm.Unless You’re Talking About The Fact That They Smell like old bacon grease when they are rotten,There’s No Smell.Fuck You.
@@teraspeXt Well, that's just rude then. The only thing worse than saying you're going to intervene and then not intervening, is intervening without changing anything.
No, only C-3PO did. They couldn't trust him to keep secrets because he's C-3PO. But they could with R2-D2 because he's smarter. And that's why he never told Luke about Vader. Obi-Wan and the others thought it was better for Luke not to know about Vader because they were afraid he'd join the dark side to be with his father, which ultimately turned out to be wrong.
2:56 doctor: I’m going to deliver the baby Man: we thought about it and we wanna keep his liver Me: I-I don’t get it Me while taking a shower the next day: wait.....oh my god
I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest RUclipsr of all time. 1...2...3. Btw I have two very hot girlfriends. Thank you for your attention, dear error
Okay so if a nightmare is a free horror movie, would u watch pitch black elephants flying towards the main character and the main character keeps running until he sees a wizard who yells: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" And stops you so the elephants can eat you?
interviewer: Do you know spanish me: yes my friend Spanish: **walks in on online interview** Hey man my interviewer was just asking if I knew you Spanish: lemme talk to em
Sorry that i'm ruining the Star Wars one at 5:26, but R2 last saw Anikin without the suit when they arrived on Mustafar. R2 never saw Anakin fight Obi Wan, so R2 probably assumed he died. If he didnt than he might of had an idea that he was Vader, but wouldn't tell Luke because he probably doubted himself. Sorry little Girl c but I just cracked this case.
My little brother once put his ear buds in a strange way and said "That's the right way to do it." I told him, "No it's not. That's just a life hack." He then replied, "You can't hack life." He then walked away while I was just standing there thinking about it... He's not wrong...
When your here to see funny comments but then u remember youre super early:😪😓 Edit: I edited the word dunny dont come at me Edit 2 : i did nit misspell the word but
These people be really speaking facts doe. It’s reminds me of how much Reddit culture has improved in its day to day use
Mrpie
Mrpie
Mrpie
Mrpie
Mrpie
2:36 Gio: 50% of canada is the letter A”
Alabama: Nervous Laughter
50% of Greece is the letter E
No 3 letters are not a and 4 letters are a so wrong
@@oculus5995 yes
@@jyrixjyrix1612 r/ihadastroke?
Alabama is not 50%. It's a 4:7 ratio of "a" to total letters. That is 4/7, which is not equal to 1/2, therefore is not 50%, since 1/2 is equal to 50%.
So if you are wishing on a wishbone, and your wish is to not win but then you do, did your wish come true or not?
Wait that’s iligal
Fun fact! Wishbones granting wishes has been proven false, so it won't matter
FBI: “don’t fucking move”
@@sam4gaming135 what i lived my whole life thinking that oh no my life is a lie
@@sam4gaming135 careful, some reddit user is coming in to woosh you
Gio: “a villager?” *makes villager noise
*hmmmmmmmmmm*
The four horsemen of hmm intensifies
/ban-ip @dulux Axeurus GD
*hmm*
*HMM*
....
"another chick"
let that sink in real quick...
" *another* "
they live in a farm
@@CalamityTerra anna oop-
Maybe it's a chicken taking the picture..
@@kattheyak HMMMMMMMM
H
-Me: "Starts an exam"
-My alarm start playing
-Me:"Start to having a self monologue about friendship"
-Me:"Fails the exam for thinking on things I shouldn't"
-Me:Sh*t
And see what happens next in the next episode
@@zachmargolick5835 lol
@@zachmargolick5835 breaking news im breaking the News 🔨📺
(つ .•́ _ʖ •̀.)つ
Reasons why I don’t let my girlfriend use my AirPods:
-Dont have AirPods
-Dont have a girlfriend
(Half & Half)
Me: ... *it’s yin and yang in a circle*
Jamie Gold nope. It’s shoto todoroki from the top.
@@juliaithinal4835 h *_H_* h *_H_* h *_H_* h *_H_* h *_H_*
@@juliaithinal4835 monokuma
Shoto Todoroki
Julia Ithinal Oh meh goosh thats even better 👏👏👏
Strawberries have a smell just actually take a strawberry and smell it it’s not that hard
If the strawberry is fresh the smell is actually quite strong. And not very pleasant either.
Yea but things scented as strawberry smell nothing like them :/
Timo P the smell of a fresh strawberry has a good smell like any other fruit. Maybe if you cut it open it will smell better idk my strawberries have a good scent.
@@Teddy-cj8dk I think that's matter of taste. I get an headache from strong strawberry smell. I know what fresh smells like, since we have grown our own here. to me it isn't a good smell.
No.They.Dont.I Live On A Farm.Unless You’re Talking About The Fact That They Smell like old bacon grease when they are rotten,There’s No Smell.Fuck You.
???:”They ain’t Murder hornets....”
Joe Exotic:”They’re Baskin bees.”
GAH HAVE YOUR LIKE *YOU DESERVE IT*
No call them buzz kills
Is it ironic cg5 made a song about murder hornets..
*hola*
_me and you technically know Spanish now_
como estas
@Octane hola amigo
@@sachi4355 hola
hello
Goodbye
3:07 It's been May for 8 days now... did that guy intervene? He promised, after all.
He probably did
@@Cmich_bob Well he must not have intervened hard enough. It doesn't seem to have worked.
@@John73John well they didn't say that it would change anything, just that they would intervene
@@teraspeXt Well, that's just rude then. The only thing worse than saying you're going to intervene and then not intervening, is intervening without changing anything.
@@John73John Hey, you gotta give him credit for trying.
7:38 when he made the impression of a villager I nearly died 🤣🤣😂 lmfao
Me: will you look at my dog sheep
Person: wha your dog is a sheep?
Me: no he's called called sheep
Go away
@@evilintegral5744 no u
@@aaroniusmuhlfelder1533 bruh hes EVERYWHERE. You go play fortnite that sad game
Stop arguing and enjoy the video-
@@emberthewolf1297 mine is funny and orignal you're one is just basic gacha
0:47 Strawberries do have a smell! What the hell are they talking about?!
Yeah, they 100% have a smell. It bothers me whenever I see that post that says they don't.
They probably haven't encountered fresh strawberries before.
(;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
@Linus Koay who doesn't know what a strawberry is
6:10: *post exists*
Me who doesn’t have a alarm: well yes but actually no.
Them: I can't stand being in a wheelchair :(
Me: Correct
“Literally die-“ * ad plays *
“-if you vape..”
7:32
No one:
Him: **Villager Noise**
Me: ... *W H E E Z E*
You mean 7:38
@@kangaroo4847 Kinda, but I like context.
Mac yeah good point
(❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
Giofilms comment section is the only one who appreciates a good joke
True
It was until I arrived
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
5:10 r2-d2 had his memory wiped at the end of episode 3
No, only C-3PO did. They couldn't trust him to keep secrets because he's C-3PO. But they could with R2-D2 because he's smarter. And that's why he never told Luke about Vader. Obi-Wan and the others thought it was better for Luke not to know about Vader because they were afraid he'd join the dark side to be with his father, which ultimately turned out to be wrong.
No one:
Absolutely No Sane Person:
Gio: *sad villager noise*
GioFilms
me and my stupid jojo brian when we hear GioFilms: i,GIORNO GIOVANNA
Tusk Act 420 KONO GIORNO GIOVANNA YU MEGA ARU
Kono Dio Da
Shut.
@@sylargabriel8873 Shinjistsu NE tota sutukutwa KENSHTINI
@@preppykladerfixarna286 WRYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Wait..isn’t Patrick a fish?”
*he is a starfish*
Which is a fish
Which is a fish
I don’t think logic is slowly losing going away
@@Balck_white what
which isn’t a fish teehee
2:17 video game loading screens be like
Gio: so I'm a villager..
(Read in a high pitched voice cracked tone)
*hhhngghhghhrhrhghgrgrghh*
Minecraft!
I honestly love how these videos are just viewers hanging out with Giofilms while he looks at memes. Simple, addicting, wholesome, and fun.
1:52 This assumes you aren't already in your home at all times
5:35 :reason why i dont let my gf use my airpods
1. i dont have airpods
2.i dont have a gf
me: well,yes but now you have todoroki:)
4:19 Patrick's not technically a fish, he's an echinoderm
r/woooosh
At 0:54 the reason we can tell strawberrie flavour from smell is because smell is directly linked to taste
4:55 this joke killed me ngl
6:55 and you never know when you stopped clapping
“If this pandemic not done by may I’m gon have to intervene”
**wasp get released**
Oh shoot they weren’t kidding.
did you hear when russia put lions out on streets for that reason?
hey there wait what?
@@platelett5958 it was another r/ vid. i forgot what it was called tho ;_;
maybe it was r/thathappened?
hey there oh, so I see. Now. 😌
hey there Release the lions. People will no longer be worried about the virus, but they’ll stay indoors. Problem solved.
That sheds a whole new light on nightmares...
“Your alarm is technically your theme song”
People who wake up before the alarm: no.
y e s
I guess the days we wake up before the alarm are not technically episodes and are free days?
that's just the cold open
People who doesn't use alarms:
Sometimes the episode starts before the theme song lol
my volume was maxed out when u did that BLEEEEEEEP thing lol btw love ur vids so much they make me laugh alot lol
2:56 doctor: I’m going to deliver the baby
Man: we thought about it and we wanna keep his liver
Me: I-I don’t get it
Me while taking a shower the next day: wait.....oh my god
6:08 - _changes alarm to favourite song_
I’m proud of myself for teaching the term ‘doggo’ to my younger brother.
I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest RUclipsr of all time. 1...2...3. Btw I have two very hot girlfriends. Thank you for your attention, dear error
Shut up
Cats r better
SnowyPengy 203 please let me know if there is a meme term for cats I will teach him that if I find it
SnowyPengy 203 They are two very different animals. It’s best not to compare them.
"Your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode"
My alarm sound: QUACK QUACK QUACK
Wow. I'm actually early to one of his videos-
Ruh Roh haha first comment
Yeah, me too.
clep
I mean its always at the same time in the day so
right around 4 my time
Sorry, not sorry, but that was posted 2 months ago
Okay so if a nightmare is a free horror movie, would u watch pitch black elephants flying towards the main character and the main character keeps running until he sees a wizard who yells: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" And stops you so the elephants can eat you?
This video is just ‘oh yeah it is! Cool’
Omg a bus driver does have all off that lol 😂🤣😂🤣
DId anyone else realize that "the"was spelled wrong at 6:17
Oof
Imagine that the start of every episode of a show is a day and a season is a year "boy can't wait for season 1 to finally be over"
If you breed a sheep and a cat, would you then get a Shat or a Ceep?
i think shat
You would get a mistake
PixiThePika shat
@@miztercynical ya
A shitten
That strawberry scent one f'ed me up like WTF ARE WE SMELLING THEN??
When you’ve already seen these memes on Cowbelly’s channel
Hearing geo say doggo is probably the highlight of my day
Did you know that if you drink water, you wont be thirsty anymore?
let me try it... :0 it works
Wow,thanks for the info
Guys guess what, it also apparently works with coke :0
Soysauceater no prob :) I just figured that I should tell some people in case they didn’t know :D
And there is something called "lemomade" and it works just as aell!
X: exists
Mathematicians: *whAt's wrONg?! You LOok DepReSSED!*
Oh I dunno
I am very concerned if this is just my internal screaming or i actually fell off my chair
8:56 anyone else here the auto tune?
2:38 so that’s why they say “eh?” so much
All antimemes belong in r/technicallythetruth
6:17 well then every song that plays on koit is my theme song because that radio station starts playing every time my alarm goes off
0:21
Plot twist : his wife is also a chick
"a town is 1,000-20,000 people"
Me who lives in an entire group of islands with less than 20,000 people: oh
I WAS JUST WATCHING THESE KINDS OF VIDEOS THEN GOT THE NOTIFICATION
Also like 20% of these memes were in the vid i was watching...
ok
TacoMane r/Ihadastroke
Was it one from Cowbelly?
Me too
SuperLuckyAndroid Him and another person
interviewer: Do you know spanish
me: yes
my friend Spanish: **walks in on online interview** Hey man my interviewer was just asking if I knew you
Spanish: lemme talk to em
7:31 i just discovered i'm a villager does that mean i can legally trade the crops from my grandfathers farm for gemstones/minerals
Sorry that i'm ruining the Star Wars one at 5:26, but R2 last saw Anikin without the suit when they arrived on Mustafar. R2 never saw Anakin fight Obi Wan, so R2 probably assumed he died. If he didnt than he might of had an idea that he was Vader, but wouldn't tell Luke because he probably doubted himself. Sorry little Girl c but I just cracked this case.
The background four this intro is literally SpongeBob's bedroom.
Idk it's just something I noticed.
Bruh 2:45 IS DRIVING ME CRAZY
Edit 7 minutes later: NVM I GOT IT YAZ
Everyone: noooo you can’t make meme here
Me: haha me type go tap
Bean Katy typing go brrr*
kosovo is serbia do you need a blanket or something?
If you think about it, a library is similar to a grave yard, the only difference is that the library lets you rent/buy the dead bodies
People get likes by saying random stuff soo......
POTATO..
Like denied
I’ve watched so many of your videos that I started singing your intro out loud
When people say “When you’re so early that there’s no good comments,” either they’re lying, or it gets way to many likes and they know it.
“This is the second most German thing I saw in my life.”
“Then whats the first?”
“...”
*”YOU UTTER FOOL, GERMAN TECHNOLOGY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!”*
Does the legend respond
Let’s hope they do
No
Giofilms: (Whisper Whisper )
Me: what? Lemme put the volume up
Giofilms: BEEEEEP
when you are so early it still says *NO VIEWS*
Same
You can't kill me! I am in the living room! MWHAHAHAHAHA!
Last time I was this early WHO was telling everyone to go outside
I still go outside for school
damn that was more than 4 days ago
My little brother once put his ear buds in a strange way and said "That's the right way to do it." I told him, "No it's not. That's just a life hack." He then replied, "You can't hack life." He then walked away while I was just standing there thinking about it... He's not wrong...
What’s up how are you in the comments doing
Doing OK thanks for asking. How are you
its great seeing all the people say, "FIrsT"
Bored hbu
Meme King I’m good thanks for asking
Amaya Al-Hamad I’m doing good thanks for asking
I almost died of laughter while watching this
When your here to see funny comments but then u remember youre super early:😪😓
Edit: I edited the word dunny dont come at me
Edit 2 : i did nit misspell the word but
r/ihadastroke
Haha this comment is so D U N N Y
Yo this is the dunniest comment I’ve seen all day
tikai games YOO THIS IS DUNNY AF
@@Pluh_moment well thank you i really DO NOT FUCKING APPRECIATE you
7:10 actually Philadelphia used to have only several thousand people when the US became independent.
Immmm herrre for some reason I don't know whyyy I'm commenting on this okkkk bye
Marble: Goes around a globe
Peppa Pig: *It's going around the world!*
Me: oh god, wrong sub reddit, cause there was an attempt to be first.
But there was no attempt to get likes... thank you anyway! Always appreciative!
0:37
Nightmares: Pranks mad by your brain, for your brain
5:53
he wants to know if he is flexible because he can’t pay the money so he is paying another way
goodbye 👋🙂
0:37 be hitting different tho-
That dinosaur drawing should be the next Jurassic park main dinosaur.
1:03 also the miner: *produces albatross sounds*
Thank you for this, i typed a bunch of these to my friend and i think she just stopped looking at the messages lol
7:38
I want a video with this (failed) villager noise playing on repeat for 10 hours
"Once you clap, you never stop clapping"
My first reaction: *CLAPS* BOI
Me 5 seconds later: oh wait
7:33 I know what you can do with that information
Sell 2 blocks of dirt for 12 emeralds and say hmm all the time
5:25
R2d2: *beep beep* "luke, Vader is your farther"
Luke: whats that r2? Want another ride on my x-wing?
I love how Dodge turned into Doggo
6:13 so it truns out that rickroll is my theme song
*N I C E*
“Patrick star...even though hes a fish?”
- giofilms, 2020
1:46 but some drugs can take you to the hallucination world, stop drinking alcohol, you need something stronger
People: My highschool is pretty small only like 300 people
Me: BOI I GO TO A K-12 PRIVATE SCHOOL WITH LIKE 150 PEOPLE
*me and my roomate arguing what*
*Dog we are getting*
My Asian friend: FOOD IS FOOD!
Therapist: Voice crack villager isn't real he can't hurt you
Voice crack villager: 7:38