Cowboy broke most of his ribs in that ATV accident. Later after a long hospital stay, he went to chipotle to eat. He shoulid of been on a liquid diet. He ended up puking with multiple broken ribs....
Ouch and gross. I thought I knew everything in MMA history. I never heard that Chipotle story. The morale of the story is never eat Chipotle, even with a perfectly healthy ribcage.
@@PhilSophia-ox7ep I figured you were but tossed in some knowledge for anyone else reading this. My dumb ass did the same thing when I got my messed up wisdom teeth taken out lol
Fucking coin toss between Tony busting his knee on a wire hrs before finally fightning Khabib or Walker for doing worm and causing himself a serious shoulder injury and never looking the same after it.
It's so bad after you've already pulled your back and you keep sneezing. Cause you know you can't stop the sneeze and it's going to hurt like hell. I woke myself up out of bed one night from sneezing.
Happened to me when I was doing squats at the gym. I squat with the bar on my shoulder, sneeze, and then have to use every bit of strength in order to rerack the bar. Gym was tiny, so I sure as fuck wasn't going to drop it because there were too many people around. I dumped that bar back on the rack and then collapsed on the floor.
I pulled my back in the middle of a Taco Bell line. I was in so much pain I blacked out standing up and when I came too I was blankly staring at the cashier not responding to a single word she said like a psycho lol.
Ronda rousey falling down the stairs.... Destroying her knee. Knocked herself out..... And gave herself brain damage so bad she couldn't take a punch. Legandy
Not an MMA fighter, but the footballer Darius Vassell, had an ingrowing toe nail, and instead of using the excellent doctors that Premier League footballers have access to, he used a masonry drill and tried to fix it himself. That went about as well as you imagine. Someone whose primary source of income in their feet, drilled a hole through his toe.
It was a drill specifically made for treating nail injuries, as these can be very painful for a long time. The DIY part was rather weird, though, idk why he would do that, but the story isn't as outlandish as it might look at first
Dude, catching things with me feet is a reflex. I have saved my cell phones more than once with my feet ... I've also broken several bones in my feet reflexively trying to catch cans of food, but saving the phones (back when they were fragile) saved me a lot of $$ ... and lol because it is a strange reflex🤣 Loved this video. It gave me some very needed laughs😹 Thank you,
@@jackvanlierop6090 Never caught a knife like that, but I hacky-sacked a pair of scissors up, and they caused a small cut on my hand when I caught them🤣
I really need to shout out how regularly the content comes and how good the quality of your vids have been. Other MMA channels try too hard and use clickbait (of which you can then see nothing of in the video itself of course) but you guys keep delivering. Fr. Good job
When I was a kid, we were playing Rugby at school, and one of my mates took a hard tackle. He was in a lot of shoulder pain, and the teacher, obviously considering himself a medical professional, decided it was a dislocated shoulder and tried to pop it back in.... it was a broken collarbone...
I know this is old comment but no shit... I went ass over kettle over the handlebars on my bike as a kid and hurt my shoulder. Went home and my sis's bf(now husband and orthopedic surgeon) wanted to be like Riggs from Lethal Weapon and Pop it back in. Also, broken collar bone
I’ve heard Big John recount the Randleman situation as such: Kevin was warming up with his crazy vertical jump warmups he always did, and pipe was sticking out on the ceiling, and he knocked him self out on the pipe 😂
Dillashaw's injury really shows how incredibly unrealistic movies are when characters fall like 20 feet and catch themselves on bar. TJ is an elite athelete, only weighs like 140lb, and still couldn't handle a drop of 3 feet into water without blowing out his shoulder.
So on the shoulder one with Jiri Prochazka, the shoulder was probably popped back in but in the process, tore the shoulder off the bone. This happened in WWE with Finn Balor. He took a Buckle Bomb into the barrier outside the ring and dislocated his shoulder. He popped it back in and won the match. But had to relinquish the title due to injury as he tore it off the bone.
yeah I'm sure Ankalaev's buddy was really trying to help the champion and not make it worse. it's not like Jiri was unable to defend his belt and Ankalaev graciously stepped in on short notice to fight for it. if that did happen that would be mighty suspicious. but it didn't.
Conor was NEVER gonna be this huge and amazing fighter after everything he’s had handed to him since the Mayweather fight. He got made into this massive egomaniac by everyone talking about how great he was. Everyone seems to forget that he never defended either of the belts he got, he hasn’t won against a fighter that’s still competitive in the top of ANY division he’s tried to fight in. Second, his last win was against Cerrone who was on his way out well before that fight happened. Aside from that he’s been dominated in every fight he’s had since he left MMA behind and played his clout chasing antics on twitter more than he ever actually fought anyone for anything.
I sneezed and put my sciatic out when I was 17, stupid body. Could hardly walk for two weeks never mind trying to $hit or get into/out of bed without help. Still acts up to this day. Take care of yourselves y'all
Same! It's a weird instinct that I'm unable to shake. I always cushion the fall of anything with my poor foot before I even get a chance to think about it.
What the hell is Elbe talking about? Human's don't have a bone there, that's something that exists in some mammals but not human beings. Either he's completely full of it or he really badly misunderstood what the doctor told him, maybe because of a language barrier? Either way, not at all what happened for reasons of basic anatomy
Back in the day most of us didn't know who was out of the card, until the show started. We also didn't know who was schedule, until the cable TV commercial, a few weeks before the event. I think Ken Shamrock had the most pull outs. .
I've prevented many things from breaking by catching them with my foot to break their fall a little but yea I hurt my foot too a few months ago when a 4pack of cans fell apart in my hands.
I once pulled my groin getting up from the toilet. I also strained my neck by morning-yawn-stretching and that was a lot more painful than it sounds. Could barely hold my own head up for 24 hrs.
Colby bootlickington 0 wins against current ranked welterweights. Ran from all of the top contenders.... shavkat, Gilbert, Belal the racist, khamzat (when he was there) and he couldn't even finish a washed up masvidal. Calls 911 like a woman does. And as boring as Belal, guess what? He has more finishes than colby bootlickington, AND amazingly has a few ranked wins lmfao 🤣 Colby is the most overrated fighter in the welterweight class and this is why
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“Page Vanzants foot”
- “settle down” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yahushua HaMashiach is the Truth.
Why couldn't she just do what Drew Barrymore does, and just pick stuff up with her feet.
That got me 😂
A list like this is legally required to have Tony Ferguson on it.
Legally. Like ya, get a ticket if you don't. There's no fine, but Tony kicks your shin.
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That Johny Walker post fight celebration was an all time classic.
Having your nuts wrapped around a drill is beyond nightmarish
“There was blood and semen leaking” dudes trippin
I almost cried for him
That's what happens when you're brain doesn't work...like at all
He's definitely an idiot...Ashamed to be from Arkansas now.😅
"He drilled his nuts up, what an idiot. He's an idiot!"
16:12
Merab going back to even the score with the pond 🤣
Bro diving into a frozen pond. Merab has balls of steel 😅
Merab going back to the lake with fucking headgear and gloves to redeem his L cracked me up 🤣😂
Tony Ferguson the type of guy to injure himself to appear on this list
I can imagine him looking at the video and going I'm taken all 10 spots.
Like that game Skate where you injure yourself for points .😂😂
I miss these jokes.
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Cowboy broke most of his ribs in that ATV accident. Later after a long hospital stay, he went to chipotle to eat. He shoulid of been on a liquid diet. He ended up puking with multiple broken ribs....
Ouch and gross.
I thought I knew everything in MMA history. I never heard that Chipotle story.
The morale of the story is never eat Chipotle, even with a perfectly healthy ribcage.
@@PhilSophia-ox7epChipotle is probably the most healthy fast food restaurant you can go to. Two first names. No common sense. 😂
@@PhilSophia-ox7ep He probably threw up because he was coming off of anaesthetic and ate something solid. A salad probably would have done the same.
@@Joebobinator I was just joking bro.
@@PhilSophia-ox7ep I figured you were but tossed in some knowledge for anyone else reading this. My dumb ass did the same thing when I got my messed up wisdom teeth taken out lol
Ronda rousey concussion from a journey down the ol staircase gotta crack the list
Next she'll be talking about the ol' doorknob to the eye.
@@AirLancer roflmao
Fucking coin toss between Tony busting his knee on a wire hrs before finally fightning Khabib or Walker for doing worm and causing himself a serious shoulder injury and never looking the same after it.
Tony the type of guy to injure himself to condition his recovery
I pulled my back out once sneezing too. So I understand the pain Daniel Cormier was in.
It's so bad after you've already pulled your back and you keep sneezing. Cause you know you can't stop the sneeze and it's going to hurt like hell. I woke myself up out of bed one night from sneezing.
Me too. I wasn't too bad immediately afterward, but the next morning I could barely move.
Happened to me when I was doing squats at the gym. I squat with the bar on my shoulder, sneeze, and then have to use every bit of strength in order to rerack the bar.
Gym was tiny, so I sure as fuck wasn't going to drop it because there were too many people around. I dumped that bar back on the rack and then collapsed on the floor.
I pulled my back in the middle of a Taco Bell line. I was in so much pain I blacked out standing up and when I came too I was blankly staring at the cashier not responding to a single word she said like a psycho lol.
Same thing happened to an uncle of mine.
Ronda rousey falling down the stairs.... Destroying her knee. Knocked herself out..... And gave herself brain damage so bad she couldn't take a punch. Legandy
I'm confused as to what Merab thought was going to happen. Even if that pond wasn't frozen at all, I still think it looks too shallow to dive.
Havent even seen the video yet, but i already know Bryce Mitchell is number 1 😂
I mean how could it not be. It really just sums up how dumb Bryce is.
Why would you comment on a video that you haven't even watched yet?
@@C-er3ik Cause i can wtf 😂
The guys making a prediction? Just chill
Honorable Mention: Rory MacDonald slicing his hand open cutting and avocado
I always wince when I see people mishandle knives… oof
Oh god, that made me think of of the Tito Ortiz cutting an onion 'tutorial' video.
4:53 Well played fellas. Got a good chuckle and rewind outta me. 😆
Not an MMA fighter, but the footballer Darius Vassell, had an ingrowing toe nail, and instead of using the excellent doctors that Premier League footballers have access to, he used a masonry drill and tried to fix it himself. That went about as well as you imagine. Someone whose primary source of income in their feet, drilled a hole through his toe.
Sounds like some sh!t straight from Alabama.
Source: My grandfather 😂
It was a drill specifically made for treating nail injuries, as these can be very painful for a long time. The DIY part was rather weird, though, idk why he would do that, but the story isn't as outlandish as it might look at first
Never heard of it for an ingrown nail, but pretty common to drill out a smashed nail to drain it.
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Dude, catching things with me feet is a reflex. I have saved my cell phones more than once with my feet ... I've also broken several bones in my feet reflexively trying to catch cans of food, but saving the phones (back when they were fragile) saved me a lot of $$ ... and lol because it is a strange reflex🤣 Loved this video. It gave me some very needed laughs😹 Thank you,
100%. The worst is barefoot in the kitchen dropping a knife
@@jackvanlierop6090 Never caught a knife like that, but I hacky-sacked a pair of scissors up, and they caused a small cut on my hand when I caught them🤣
I broke my back. My back is broken.
Spinal
@@joshwelch8199 *thpinal
Thpinal
I'm so proud of this comment section
@@joshwelch8199 you beat me to it
Merab is crazy lucky. People getting paralyzed diving into shallow water.
6:26 I don't know the name of that clause, but they should call it "The Cowboy Clause"
MMA on point: stupid injuries
Justin Gathje: Watch me backflip of the cage.
I really need to shout out how regularly the content comes and how good the quality of your vids have been. Other MMA channels try too hard and use clickbait (of which you can then see nothing of in the video itself of course) but you guys keep delivering. Fr. Good job
I feel like we shouldnt need a reminder to not put powertools near your balls but it is nice to have one
When I was a kid, we were playing Rugby at school, and one of my mates took a hard tackle.
He was in a lot of shoulder pain, and the teacher, obviously considering himself a medical professional, decided it was a dislocated shoulder and tried to pop it back in.... it was a broken collarbone...
I know this is old comment but no shit... I went ass over kettle over the handlebars on my bike as a kid and hurt my shoulder. Went home and my sis's bf(now husband and orthopedic surgeon) wanted to be like Riggs from Lethal Weapon and Pop it back in. Also, broken collar bone
I’ll always remember CB Dollaway for finishing Jesse Taylor with that super cool Peruvian necktie sub.
As someone who went to school with thug nasty I am still laughing at the cover picture for the video ahahah 😂😂😂
Wait what was her conditioner made of if she was worried about it breaking?
This was the best video you guys have made to date.
"Blood and semen leaking" is diabolical
The Vitor Belfort one was clearly fabricated to hide a dumber reason for getting hurt 😂
After seventh episode of roid rage Vitor finally did something to hurt himself. Punch a window....rageeeee rarrrrrrrrrrrr😂
I’ve heard Big John recount the Randleman situation as such:
Kevin was warming up with his crazy vertical jump warmups he always did, and pipe was sticking out on the ceiling, and he knocked him self out on the pipe 😂
Sucks for bryce but I gotta say that's a plus for the overall gene pool of humanity
This level of hate because he doesnt believe in cartoons and you feel insulted because you do
Yeah, he is smarter than you
He had a kid like 2 months ago so
Dillashaw's injury really shows how incredibly unrealistic movies are when characters fall like 20 feet and catch themselves on bar. TJ is an elite athelete, only weighs like 140lb, and still couldn't handle a drop of 3 feet into water without blowing out his shoulder.
If someone told me the drill story without mentioning details about them I’d picture someone like bryce mitchell 😂
7:40 Bro was destroying 😂
I can relate to DC as I’ve injured my back years ago from a sneeze. My backs never been the same since.
1:56 Dana White with his hair like this is such a mythically creepy look.
More like what is still left of it.
The Low Tier God edit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@13:35 "...that should happen to everyone that wears sunglasses indoors" 😂😂
So on the shoulder one with Jiri Prochazka, the shoulder was probably popped back in but in the process, tore the shoulder off the bone. This happened in WWE with Finn Balor. He took a Buckle Bomb into the barrier outside the ring and dislocated his shoulder. He popped it back in and won the match. But had to relinquish the title due to injury as he tore it off the bone.
yeah I'm sure Ankalaev's buddy was really trying to help the champion and not make it worse.
it's not like Jiri was unable to defend his belt and Ankalaev graciously stepped in on short notice to fight for it.
if that did happen that would be mighty suspicious. but it didn't.
Missed opportunity for "Bryce Mitchell's Heavy Bag"
15:07 What a legend for posting that and not coming up with a fake story 😂🤣
Well, at least we can definitely say that Maria is not going to get out earlier due to good behaviour.
12:56 “my life got flipped ,turned upside down”
I bet Renan Barao, Kevin Randleman and Tony Ferguson is on here.
Hold on I’m talking brotha
Conor was NEVER gonna be this huge and amazing fighter after everything he’s had handed to him since the Mayweather fight. He got made into this massive egomaniac by everyone talking about how great he was. Everyone seems to forget that he never defended either of the belts he got, he hasn’t won against a fighter that’s still competitive in the top of ANY division he’s tried to fight in. Second, his last win was against Cerrone who was on his way out well before that fight happened. Aside from that he’s been dominated in every fight he’s had since he left MMA behind and played his clout chasing antics on twitter more than he ever actually fought anyone for anything.
Momma says stupid is as stupid does
Was thinking Rory MacDonald injuring his hand by stabbing it while trying to cut an avocado would make this list haha
That cable is taking names
Man, I completely forgot about DC throwing his back out because of a sneeze 😂😂😂
if Kevin Lee blew out his knee that easily at the beginning, it was surely gonna happen in the fight anyway
What about Brian Ortega injuring himself jumping up during the introductions of the fight against Yair and STILL winning?
“Honestly,my god!” Is such a true reaction to the Bryce Mitchell injury lol
Lmao at the thumbnail, Bryce has to take the cake for this one
Why the fuck is conditioner in a glass bottle? That's just asking for your customers to fuck their shit up
I sneezed and put my sciatic out when I was 17, stupid body. Could hardly walk for two weeks never mind trying to $hit or get into/out of bed without help. Still acts up to this day.
Take care of yourselves y'all
I never knew Merab went back to fight the frozen lake lol.. thts fucking hilarious.
Do people really believe that Vitor missed a punching bag and hit a window? It's called roid rage guys.
😂😂😂
Don't have to watch to know Johnny "caterpillar catastrophe" walker's up in here lol
"Tripping on a cord" has to be at the top of the list.
Tony wearing shades and tripping over a wire.
Randleman jumping, hitting his head on the ceiling comes to mind.
Paige ain’t the only one who tries to catch shit with her foot… I’m sure I have a tiny piece of bone floating around the tip of my foot for 15 yrs
That one is so weird to me, I literally pull my feet out of the way when something falls near me.
Same! It's a weird instinct that I'm unable to shake. I always cushion the fall of anything with my poor foot before I even get a chance to think about it.
@sahamal_savu I have done both, lol. Depends on what I dropped, I guess 😄
I try to catch things I drop with my foot too, I think it's from a footballer background I have, recently caught a plate I dropped while washing up.
Bryce is the definition of "if you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough"
Love the lists lately!!
I KNEW Johnny Walker's worm incident was going to end up on here
I'm almost positive that half of Cowboy Cerrone's paychecks went to his medical care. 😂 Jesus.
Have y’all done a video on the times pfp ranked fighters fought each other? I think that would be cool
What the hell is Elbe talking about? Human's don't have a bone there, that's something that exists in some mammals but not human beings. Either he's completely full of it or he really badly misunderstood what the doctor told him, maybe because of a language barrier?
Either way, not at all what happened for reasons of basic anatomy
Yeah 😂😂😂
Just an Idea for a video. Most legendary photos of MMA fighters.
Nate Diaz Vs Leon Edwards
Bj Penn Vs Joe Stevenson comes to mind.
I've thought "most iconic UFC photos" would be a great list.
And...this is the person who wants to homeschool...
Was not expecting to see Greg from how to drink appear in my MMA RUclips video but I was pleasantly surprised today
The Russian dude tearing Juri should to shreds 😂
Back in the day most of us didn't know who was out of the card, until the show started. We also didn't know who was schedule, until the cable TV commercial, a few weeks before the event. I think Ken Shamrock had the most pull outs. .
I saw the title, and instantly thought of Tony tripping over the cable
Nah blowing your back while sneezing is actually a real thing 😭 shit happened to me in middle school
I do the same shit as PVZ when I drop shit 😂I’ve saved so many phones doing that
I've prevented many things from breaking by catching them with my foot to break their fall a little but yea I hurt my foot too a few months ago when a 4pack of cans fell apart in my hands.
Damn, I instinctively always try to catch whatever I drop with my foot too 🤦🏻♂️
😂 yo some of these are so outta pocket but if something happens to my manhood, I'm sorry I'm heading to the nearest ER like if I'm giving birth 🤪😅
Tj brown confirmed the Bryce Mitchell story for me😂💀
Ughhhhh, what a missed opportunity to have a guest host, the injury bug from TTH, that would have been epic
Kevin Lee earned that special helmet tattoo.
Cerrone also narrowly avoided the horrific death of misadventure by drowning while cave diving, where his diving partner did in fact die.
I wasn't expecting to see a HTD clip in here, greg actually broke his toe in that clip.
Ouch! But having said that, very well done, Gentlemen!
Who puts a drill in their pants pocket? That dude needs a babysitter.
I once pulled my groin getting up from the toilet. I also strained my neck by morning-yawn-stretching and that was a lot more painful than it sounds. Could barely hold my own head up for 24 hrs.
DC looks mad funny hooping lmao
I cant help but like Bryce lol. As silly as some of his ideas/beliefs are he sure is charming fella.
Bunnings in the thumbnail, nice shoutout to the aussies ❤❤
Drums are immaculate.
Bruv bryce went through some heavy shit with that drill😂
Biggest MMA curses should be a video, unless it's already been made
Paige: I’m in the shower and I dropped my brand new giant… conditioner😏
Colby bootlickington 0 wins against current ranked welterweights. Ran from all of the top contenders.... shavkat, Gilbert, Belal the racist, khamzat (when he was there) and he couldn't even finish a washed up masvidal. Calls 911 like a woman does. And as boring as Belal, guess what? He has more finishes than colby bootlickington, AND amazingly has a few ranked wins lmfao 🤣
Colby is the most overrated fighter in the welterweight class and this is why