LOL 25:50 "These are pokemons? What the fuck are these things? They've ran out of ideas. They've ran out of ideas. This is like..This is like a friendship bracelet...That's not even a pokemon. What is that?"
It's always funny when people complain about an apparent "lack of creativity" in the Pokémon series when the original games had two whole Pokémon that were just a ball with eyes.
2:48:58 Man in mid-thirties actually falls for the fake face on an animal; streamer proves he might be as dumb as a field mouse Edit: Spelling is hard.
In one of his past streams he mentioned being more Right than Left brained. If you know anything about Right brain, you would know he just proved himself right by seeing a face there. Assuming you even have a brain. And assuming you can distinguish left from right.
The deodorant thing is true. Anti-persperent clogs your pores and then when it 'runs out' all your sweat comes out at once! I had the SAME issue. Stopped using it and now? I sweat wayyyyy less. For once Jerma isn't totally crazy.
Is this THE funko pop collecting twitch streamer who played the new pokemon snap day 1 on his nintendo switch and proceeded to play with a lightsaber toy on camera?
Jerma is the one that is making the characters uncomfortable. They don't know what to do with this short psychopath so they just tense up and stare at him waiting for moment he inevitably decides to murder everyone in the room.
@@petemoss7704 They dont look great but they arent 4/10, they're around 5-6/10. Lets go especially was pretty solid and looked very very nice for pokemon standards, and no one gave them credit for it.
That stream was absolutely bizarre. Jerma had unzipped pants while playing with a lightsaber, he might be (the reincarnation of) Ted Bundy or the Zodiac Killer and Joe Biden appeared in the chat. There was probably more...
1:27:58 Does Jerma figure it out that the reason they're called fluffruit and are "way lighter and softer" is precisely for that reason, so the kids don't feel bad about hitting Pokemon with apples? Not some weird fear of just calling them apples. I'm listening to the stream in the background so I might've missed chat telling him or something.
To be honest I kinda really dont like the chat member that called Jerma saying eren over and over "psychotic", idk it doesnt sit right with me, I wish the fans would stop saying stuff like that. Like... he has adhd leave him alone.
4:14:00 jerma literally has no clue what the difference between a ground beef burger and a steak burger is. Eating a steak rare is not dangerous haha, it's a way a majority of them are served lol
Am I wrong in thinking he should submit even bad pictures of pokemon he already has taken pictures of for additional expedition points or does it not work like that?
Jerma fans: Jerma! Please play a Pokémon game! Play a Pokémon game come on Jerma; *Streams a Pokémon game* Jerma fans: This is so boring, play a different game
I agree with all of Jerma's anit-perspirant stancesh here. I also get red marks that sometimes bleed if I use anti-perspirant but roll on deo works great! Also the thing about sweating less is true.
In any case you were wondering, the reason why there were so many -2's, it's because we were trying to crash the +2/-2 market - make the charts go as low as possible. In just an hour we were able to make it the second worst stream of all time point wise, with a total of 706 points (he usually gets around 3000). At one point -2 were 60% of the score. We are pretty proud. So no, chat didn't just choose violence , chat just *dumped it* . Honestly pretty fun and I think the guy who started it all is going to try and reach -10 000 in one of his next streams (the lowest it has ever gotten is around -5000).
26:22 I don't speak japanese but I think that comes from how japanese people talk, normally. Just out of curiosity, try to find some japanese video with japanese comments on it (well, duh...) and then paste these comments into translator... You will be surprised by the way japanese people write sentences. They seem to be really skillful with words.
4:15:00 are uncooked Hamburgers an American thing? Like why is Jerma comparing a Medium well Steak to an uncooked hamburger? They're objectively not the same cut of meat.
Jermas entire red meat take on this was baffling. Literally no one wants GROUND BEEF BURGERS to be anything but entirely cooked all the way through. Steak and steak burgers come from 1 animal instead of 1000 and you can cook it with red still in the middle. Jerma I think is assuming a medium rare burger is being cooked with same ground beef he makes into his patties, which is why he was cautioning others about eating it meduim-rare. Which is really not an issue for steaks or steak burgers at all.
25:27 You mean, a bird actually flying in a Vidyagame ??? That would be too much coding skills for Gamefreak/Nintendo... Have we reached the bottom of the barrel already or what? Holy f s
4:46 New Pokémon Snap
3:04:10 Brb Ends
I love how Jerma is in the process of releasing his own line of Pokemon-like trading cards, yet can not name a single actual Pokemon
He called Pidgeot Pidgeotto that is kinda close...
@@exLightningg I mean tbf I still confuse the two, like come on, we all know longer names means final evolution.
He's so a self proclaimed boomer
"Do NOT call me Sus Guy. That is not what I go by."
The only way to get rid of the sus notoriety is to embrace it so hard everyone gets annoyed with it.
Sus Guy was my father, please call me Sus
Which part was that at again?
- Sus Guy, 2021
But what he really meant is, he goes by the sus guy now.
2:26:45 "Do you sniff your dog's wood?" incident May 2021
He enjoys the smell of his dog's package WTF.
Thank you
thats the savory sleepy dog smell
@@bluthian Jerma a furry confirmed.
@@Intelwinsbigly catboy stream soon
don't know why so much of the chat was bored by this, this stream is actually making me want to play the game for real it looks really fun to me
SAME. I never played the original since I never had a 64 but, this made me want the game.
chat has a low attention span
Jerma is a Hanna Barbera character that keeps walking through the rotating bookcase at exactly the wrong time.
So you're saying he's just Shaggy.
LOL 25:50 "These are pokemons? What the fuck are these things? They've ran out of ideas. They've ran out of ideas. This is like..This is like a friendship bracelet...That's not even a pokemon. What is that?"
@The Jerma985 I've never seen it before either, so I was confused as to what that was.
well.. the last time i see they make a pokemon from a trash bag i know i need to stop caring about the franchise lol
It's always funny when people complain about an apparent "lack of creativity" in the Pokémon series when the original games had two whole Pokémon that were just a ball with eyes.
BASED streamer points out pokemon's lack of creativity
@@Y34HT045T cool
but 99 percent of them weren't just balls with eyes or magnets
4:57:03 worsr sound 2021
It still haunts me after 5 days
Jerma's inner Pikachu he ingested in 2006 started to regurgitate itself upon him detecting a suitable mate.
I like how hes applying all these art photography rules when this is a scientific cataloging project. Not some community college photography course.
the game grades you by community college course rules though dude.
I am going to call Pichu "Toy Pikachu" from now on, that absolutely killed me
DAMN! JERMAS LOOKING FIRE IN HIS 50'S
I thought he was 80?
@@pringlescan9174 yeah wasnt he a nam vet? Hes probebly around 100 years old maybe 90 something
His Professor Mirror cosplay is coming along nicely
Thank you chat, very cool
Love you Jerma stream archive xx
I love you Scott Croucher
@@xaviermolina6742 I love you Xavier Molina.
i love you paul anderson
I love you FryGuy
@@hederahelix1383 I love you neka Munslow
2:48:58 Man in mid-thirties actually falls for the fake face on an animal; streamer proves he might be as dumb as a field mouse
Edit: Spelling is hard.
Jerma would be a bird that somehow dies from looking at a Hawk Moth caterpillar.
Or a bird that flies full speed into a window.
In one of his past streams he mentioned being more Right than Left brained. If you know anything about Right brain, you would know he just proved himself right by seeing a face there. Assuming you even have a brain. And assuming you can distinguish left from right.
17:30 The Zipper incident
Thankyou
chat lost it so badly, jerma had to use his reserve shpee card
Chat are like wild dogs and shpee is the "if you stop doing this you get a treat"
The deodorant thing is true. Anti-persperent clogs your pores and then when it 'runs out' all your sweat comes out at once! I had the SAME issue. Stopped using it and now? I sweat wayyyyy less.
For once Jerma isn't totally crazy.
I couldnt tell if chat this day was borderline toxic or straight up hysterical but anyway i loved it
Nah we were trying to crash the +2/-2 stock market.
We ended up making it the second worst stream of all time, point wise.
Pretty fun lol.
You can check the stats here btw: jerma-joke.web.app/streams/42471069582
@@thecringeman Of course there is a website for this.
They’re always joking, being toxic is part of the bit
@CringeKid if that had a betting system it would go from great to absolutely amazing
Watching Jerma edit his pictures to get them juuuust right is weirdly endearing
I like to watch Jerma have fun.
me too.
Is this THE funko pop collecting twitch streamer who played the new pokemon snap day 1 on his nintendo switch and proceeded to play with a lightsaber toy on camera?
jerma will talk about anything related to having adhd and chatters foam at the mouth typing out their PSYCHO STREAMER jokes
2:28:53
He knows exactly how to control his audience.
I would unironically die for Jerma
3:05:38 That Chat that cried Wolf
3:41 Pleb dev here, "virus game" is what I strive for.
Jerma has been looking really healthy lately. Great to see.
1:21:55
The exact point Jermas career ended
He's done.
Jerma's been MEGA sassy lately. I'm glad he's having fun.
*u
The way the characters stare at you during the dialogue is terrifying.
Jerma is the one that is making the characters uncomfortable. They don't know what to do with this short psychopath so they just tense up and stare at him waiting for moment he inevitably decides to murder everyone in the room.
53:49 You're right, this is genuinely triggering my brain's fight-or-flight-response a little bit
2:38:35 jerma finally says it
Streamer finally SNAPS on camera!
Erin
Pokémon Snap 2: Jerma985 Snaps
good one
9 minutes in, Jerma forgets domestication is a thing. Where's my popcorn
41:21 I thought that impression was Jon from Game Grumps.
Why does the spin off game that had barely any marketing to it look so much better than any of the main games in the past few years
Different developer, Bandai made this and Pokken Tournament instead of Gamefreak. I wish they'd let them do a main series game tbh
I don't know man, let's go looked alright, much better than the new remakes coming out.
I am terrified of that Arceus game.
Theyll still buy it. Why should the developers care if its a 4/10 game ?
@@petemoss7704 They dont look great but they arent 4/10, they're around 5-6/10. Lets go especially was pretty solid and looked very very nice for pokemon standards, and no one gave them credit for it.
That stream was absolutely bizarre.
Jerma had unzipped pants while playing with a lightsaber, he might be (the reincarnation of) Ted Bundy or the Zodiac Killer and Joe Biden appeared in the chat.
There was probably more...
Don't forget he likes to sniff his dogs wood.
@@none5020 Riiiiiiiight.....
That is actually something I wanted to forget.
Did he fall down the stairs of a cargo helicopter into a big pile of cocaine?
@@Highretrogamelord We can now confirm that he is a furry
18:14 he looks like the professor
I hope this is the stream where "jerma literally murders pikachu in cold blood."
Edit: 1:27:34
I CAME HERE FROM THAT I LOVE YOU
1:27:26 my favorite part
we did it, gang. we gaslit gasplained g-g-g-gasbossed jerma
4:21:17 "not in a hundred million years" not even a minute later: "give it ten years, maybe twenty"
This man’s back log of streams are, basically, the sole reason I’m not sulking in the depths of depression.
sole
@@Zancoth Thank you.
i hope you’re doing well
Make your choice wisely, Idiot Andy vs. ADHD Andy.
"I want to get as many birds over here as I can" *throws apples*
"Shit"
This mans brain is made of cheddar cheese
1:27:58 Does Jerma figure it out that the reason they're called fluffruit and are "way lighter and softer" is precisely for that reason, so the kids don't feel bad about hitting Pokemon with apples? Not some weird fear of just calling them apples. I'm listening to the stream in the background so I might've missed chat telling him or something.
To be honest I kinda really dont like the chat member that called Jerma saying eren over and over "psychotic", idk it doesnt sit right with me, I wish the fans would stop saying stuff like that. Like... he has adhd leave him alone.
^^^^^
Jerma’s brief Eren breakdown should go into the archives
4:14:00 jerma literally has no clue what the difference between a ground beef burger and a steak burger is.
Eating a steak rare is not dangerous haha, it's a way a majority of them are served lol
Chat's going to demand more face cam now with the mustache.
I'd much rather not see it, that mustache is DISGUSTING.
@@worldcure7883 hes handsomeness
if jerma was ever a suspect in a murder he would 100% manage to incriminate himself even if he was innocent
So frustrating having played the game and watching him completely ignore the best moments on the map every single time lmao
"I just like cameras in video games" this guy is -fucked- normal
I'm not calling them grotto beasts I'm calling them animals
1:27:36 The moment you're here for.
Am I wrong in thinking he should submit even bad pictures of pokemon he already has taken pictures of for additional expedition points or does it not work like that?
No you’re right 😭
Jerma fans: Jerma! Please play a Pokémon game! Play a Pokémon game come on
Jerma; *Streams a Pokémon game*
Jerma fans: This is so boring, play a different game
“the sus guy”
When the Florges waves at Jerma so he pegs her with an apple
florges? peg? in the same sentence? HELL YEAH
I was kinda hoping the thumbnail be the 1:16:47 face.
4:57:36 Potential candidate for worst impression of the year
31:04
Thank you
2:04:14 he's so right. that's absolutely what todd sounds like
they gotta be in the center because they're uhhhhhh research photos, there we go, easy explanation
Looked up what oud smells like, and the first three answers I saw were "rotten wood," "feces," and "a barnyard." 🤔
3:55:56 jerma asmr
thank u, this timestamp is my new dad
0:00 of any house flipper stream is jerma asmr
Jerma is starting to get Alzheimer's, he forgets to zip his pants, can't understand simple game mechanics and chat isn't helping either...
I straight up fell asleep during this stream, and was woken up when he yelled or something at pac man.q
This stream is why stayed up all night
2:28:54 SHPEE
He actually did the George Michael Bluth thing
Timestamp P L E A S E
TIMESTAMP
17:12 or something
I agree with all of Jerma's anit-perspirant stancesh here. I also get red marks that sometimes bleed if I use anti-perspirant but roll on deo works great! Also the thing about sweating less is true.
Why does the neo one look like a seamoth
17:11
1:32:27 proof jerma is the only streamer who has a parasocial relationship with his chat
missed opportunity to call the stream "oh (pokemon) snap"
1:08:05 is the cutest thing ever
Y R U bald?
This game is relaxing untill you beat it and start the high score grind
Coomer complains about tutorial in game made to accommodate children.
NOTHING LIKE RELAXING TO WATCHING JERMA FAIL AS A GAMER SO AN AMAZING GAME
12:51
has jerma never played pokemon before? Don't know who oak is, asks chat if pokemon are wild animals.. this is gonna be a wild ride.
i don't intend to gatekeep but of all the games to play not being a regular Pokemon fan, snap 2 is one of the LAST ones
20:53
3:33:26 can’t believe i made jerma say swag on his stream im so sorry jerma
he seemed to be flattered
wouldent this game be 1000x better if they just let you walk around and it wasent on tracks , no reason to copy that aspect of the original.
In any case you were wondering, the reason why there were so many -2's, it's because we were trying to crash the +2/-2 market - make the charts go as low as possible. In just an hour we were able to make it the second worst stream of all time point wise, with a total of 706 points (he usually gets around 3000). At one point -2 were 60% of the score.
We are pretty proud.
So no, chat didn't just choose violence , chat just *dumped it* .
Honestly pretty fun and I think the guy who started it all is going to try and reach -10 000 in one of his next streams (the lowest it has ever gotten is around -5000).
nice
booo
he is INSANE
Fable 2 Stream!?
Anyone have a time stamp where he definitely doesn’t admit to murder?
1:27:34 D:
26:22 I don't speak japanese but I think that comes from how japanese people talk, normally. Just out of curiosity, try to find some japanese video with japanese comments on it (well, duh...) and then paste these comments into translator... You will be surprised by the way japanese people write sentences. They seem to be really skillful with words.
in theory
4:15:00 are uncooked Hamburgers an American thing? Like why is Jerma comparing a Medium well Steak to an uncooked hamburger? They're objectively not the same cut of meat.
Jermas entire red meat take on this was baffling.
Literally no one wants GROUND BEEF BURGERS to be anything but entirely cooked all the way through.
Steak and steak burgers come from 1 animal instead of 1000 and you can cook it with red still in the middle.
Jerma I think is assuming a medium rare burger is being cooked with same ground beef he makes into his patties, which is why he was cautioning others about eating it meduim-rare. Which is really not an issue for steaks or steak burgers at all.
EVIL JEREMY MURDERS POKEMON
25:27 You mean, a bird actually flying in a Vidyagame ??? That would be too much coding skills for Gamefreak/Nintendo... Have we reached the bottom of the barrel already or what? Holy f s
1:08:05
Why does he looks like, 50 years old in this stream LMAO
50? Oh buddy, I got news for ya. Most of us aren't even gonna look HALF that good at 40.
Pikachu, the Nostaljuh Pokemon
The keanu reaves of pokemon
3:31:34
Si pwetty
@@Nervousyoungcat985 I was using this time stamp as a book mark of sorts
hey jerma just came to say that .
Bruh this was rlly frustrating
I want a SUS Guy live action horror movie