If im at the bar and the guitarist does this im gonna literally assume by atlantis salmon form, my fishgarian self, and flop while the bartender pretends to be aqua man. Bro it would make me flip lol
@rennatsinned5451 forreal, they sounded so crunchy it was nice to the ear, like the scratching one of those little 3d picture cards youd get in candy or valentines cards lmao
The whale gets me every time. Im just imagining mid rehearsal somebody messes up, an argument starts, then the guitarist is off in the corner waiting for the perfect whale call to break them up.
I'm a bass, and the thing to annoy someone is imitate a propeller plane taking off, by slowly sliding up the D string. You could also pretend to be a creaking door.
Don't forget turning the volume up, hitting a pinch harmonic then leaving the guitar close to the amp and walking away so that it gets caught in a feedback loop.
That last one triggered at least one ww2 vet's ptsd I know people don't like when people edit their comments but I gotta say the amount of support I gotta amazing, I love all these people, even Salem bendeck, he's just a lil troll just tryna mess with people but man I love all these comments, these people are all awesome
@@stewartmartin8382 Im serious , all the bands I played in (maybe 30+) the bass man Was the most no-non sense, one guy killed a guy and his girl put them in the trunk, and rode around collecting money owed, he would open the trunk and say "do want ride ? Or do you want to pay?".
@@bryanmcneil9872 Still annoying, lol. When Zakk does his squeals tastefully, they're awesome, but he overdoes it like how Lars Ulrich plays too many drum fills.
Saw a video where a guy was ranting duper hard about writing lyrics at his band, and just as he was getting really into it, the drummer did a slow roll and the band began the intro to Weezer's Undone. Dude was fucking livid.
Pick slide is the best one to annoy them. Or the “grind your pick into dust” slide where you go up and down as fast as you can just produce pure horror as sound. Another annoying thing is to play the enter sandman riff except never play the low powerchords. (The ones with root note on like 3rd fret of low e string)
The one that annoys my bandmates is the microwave. Max gain, play open low e (the microwave rumble), and then play the 16th fret on high e (the beeping sound)
I love those sounds The guitarist and bass guitar player back in high school jazz band would sometimes do them while waiting for the rest of us to put our instruments together
How to annoy your band mates: Turn your guitar into an electric 5 string slidewhistle
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Check my music boiz
that one episode of spongebob with the slide whistle
The opps never gonna catch me lacking with the doohickey
Just loop Cubert's intro for a long time (system of a down)
nobody is giving the whale sound any love, it literally has me dying laughing
ONG!!!
If im at the bar and the guitarist does this im gonna literally assume by atlantis salmon form, my fishgarian self, and flop while the bartender pretends to be aqua man. Bro it would make me flip lol
Pink Floyd Echoes vibes
I love the whale sound!!
gojira
Bro made a slide whistle out of an electric guitar.
I liked all the sounds. But I can see some people screaming at you to stop it 🤣
Honestly tho ☠️☠️☠️
He's doing the electric slide
@WeThe People I did
@rennatsinned5451 forreal, they sounded so crunchy it was nice to the ear, like the scratching one of those little 3d picture cards youd get in candy or valentines cards lmao
The whale gets me every time. Im just imagining mid rehearsal somebody messes up, an argument starts, then the guitarist is off in the corner waiting for the perfect whale call to break them up.
Oddly specific imagination. I like it.
the whale sound is how the guitarist calls for backup
@enriqueamaya3883 Bro what?
Musical Critikal
Heavy metal song opens with an aggressively slow pick slide.
"WOOOOOOH YEEEAAAH BABY!!"
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
@@miramirza2THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
@@malcolmaaron4496 😄🐕
@@malcolmaaron4496 HOPPED INTO MY PINK CONVERTIBLE WITH A LOT OF UNDERAGE GIRLS AND I DROVE TO AN AVERAGE BAR
Bringing a lot of Type O Negative vibes with all the slow pick sliding…
I’m diggin’ it.
I like the fact that this is a tutorial so he's teaching us how to annoy band mates
No shit.
Just out of fun my dudes haha
@@darenscotts6868 oof , annoying asf your that one guy aren’t you
@@Monkforilla ..... A pretty good percentage of us that are just having fun. Sorry you deprive yourself of that.
@@darenscotts6868 we have fun dude but we don’t blare fcking earrape sounds , that is not cool we our ears are already fcked as is
i actually think these sounds would make for a sick intro in a metal song
why do you think they exist?
@@Xxtanorius to make a sick intro for a metal song
Dragonforce would like to know your location
@@hotdogshake4764 exactly
I tooooooo, I love them
Number 2 should be “how to audition for Gojira”
Lol when I saw them live the fans brought blow up whales for flying whales and were throwing them instead of beach balls
I'm a bass, and the thing to annoy someone is imitate a propeller plane taking off, by slowly sliding up the D string. You could also pretend to be a creaking door.
Or a siren, if you play the violin.
@@karensmother or my personal favourite, the crunchy cello
@DeclanLee-uf4tc damnit
Don't forget turning the volume up, hitting a pinch harmonic then leaving the guitar close to the amp and walking away so that it gets caught in a feedback loop.
Now that’s just fucking evil lmao
Was looking for a feedback loop comment like this lol
Yesssssss.
Then lock them in the room and go out for a smoke.
My best bro would do this shit 😂
@@thanevakarian9762 Or just stare them in the eyes, until u get attacked. But its always worth it 🤘🏼
Bro is literally Dry Critikal
LMDOSOT
💀💀💀
How to unsee
Critikal w/ no milk
Looks more like discount Scotty LePage
That ain’t moist critical, that’s wet crucial
Precipitating Prudent
@@EBjeebies1081 damp important
@@jtchance_music9895 Dank Paramount
@@EBjeebies1081 soaked pivotal
soppy superlative
I do the last one with an acoustic guitar. I do it to make a horror movie suspense built up type vibe.
i’m an amateur guitarist in a high school shoegaze band, this is just what i needed
This is Charlie if he tried to impersonate his modern self but he's only 20
What I was thinking
Charlie if he had any talent whatsoever
@@stephencurry4835 it seems as if you're jealous because charlie is more succesful than you, and honestly i cant blame you for that
@@Thrarm cope
@@stephencurry4835 he makes music too lol
The moist universe expands
_WOOOOOOO! YEAHHHH BABEYYYY_
oh hell yeah
That's about it, cya
@@Drekromancer _THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT_
This is the greatest Guitar Lesson of All Time
something about the whammy bar is truly golden
Bro these sounds are the beginning of an aggressively psychedelic song
This guy resembles Charlie so much it's uncanny, i think we found another one of his long lost twins.
I thought it was Critikal at first lmao
I was scrolling through youtube and saw this video, i thought it was Charlie for a moment.
i thought it was him too
That's what made me click.
Woo, yeah baby
That last one triggered at least one ww2 vet's ptsd
I know people don't like when people edit their comments but I gotta say the amount of support I gotta amazing, I love all these people, even Salem bendeck, he's just a lil troll just tryna mess with people but man I love all these comments, these people are all awesome
No it did not. Do not present your thoughts as fact, Jakob.
I dont think much of them are on youtube watching guitarist shit posts
@@salembendeck is this a joke?
@@aidantreanor9319 real life example of when you try to use grammar in real life
@@salembendeck the jakob at the end felt personal
The aggressively slow pick slide may or may not get drum sticks, fists, and microphones thrown at you 😂
Or a bass amp... Yes I'm that type of bassist lmao
My old snare or crash cymbal too
This almost happened to me. I startled the drummer. They had in ear monitors in as well 😂
😂😂😂
@@stewartmartin8382 Im serious , all the bands
I played in (maybe 30+) the bass man
Was the most no-non
sense, one guy killed a
guy and his girl put them in the trunk, and
rode around collecting
money owed, he would open the trunk
and say "do want ride ? Or do you want to pay?".
Aggressive pick slides:
Halo 2 nostalgia hits hard***
That's where I've heard it before! I like "Weird that last one sounds strangely familiar I just can't quite place it."
It’s almost like you’re gonna hit us with a “that’s about it, see ya.” At the end.
The dive bomb whale sound got me 💀💀🤣🤣
for me it was the zoom in on the pick slide 😂
me too
the whammy bar seems like something you do when the drummer drops his sticks and he goes to pick them up😂
🤣🤣🤣
Instructions unclear. Have attracted a school of whales who replaced by band mates.
As a guitarist, this is so true, and I see this as an absolute win.
That’s still freaking awesome not going to lie -
This man is a menace and is personally responsible for 90% of band breakups 😂😂
The pick slide is actually a call to fight. I would LOVE to see a part two of this. And the whale sound was great.
Sounds like the halo 2 intro
I didn’t know Charlie could shred like that, the moistverse is rapidly expanding
That first one sounds like a literal cartoon noise. You couldn’t annoy me with that, that’s adorable.
This kid studied how to annoy people.
Good use of time/ability.
That last sound was a treasonous offense against humanity
“The whale” kills me every single time.
Echoes by pink floyd actually uses the whale stuff
@@personal5855 Exactly what I was thinking about
Drum things that will annoy your band mates: Literally never stop playing. You have to be playing at all times. ESPECIALLY when the others are tuning.
Mr Moist if he took The Gentle Men to the next level.
This ended up being a lot funnier than I initially thought 😂
Squeeling every note you can whether it's tasteful or not will also drive band mates crazy
Unless ur Zakk Wylde
@@bryanmcneil9872 Still annoying, lol. When Zakk does his squeals tastefully, they're awesome, but he overdoes it like how Lars Ulrich plays too many drum fills.
@@nckhed Both are still legendary. What annoys you may not annoy others.
How to get kick out of the band speed run
Didn't know moist critikal did guitar tutorials too
Guitar Pickical
He should join the moist-verse.
The moist critikal universe expands
Saw a video where a guy was ranting duper hard about writing lyrics at his band, and just as he was getting really into it, the drummer did a slow roll and the band began the intro to Weezer's Undone. Dude was fucking livid.
"Master, Cheif, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship"
"Sir... Finishing this fight"
I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets that Steve Vai pick slide
I was looking for a halo comment
Pick slide is the best one to annoy them. Or the “grind your pick into dust” slide where you go up and down as fast as you can just produce pure horror as sound.
Another annoying thing is to play the enter sandman riff except never play the low powerchords. (The ones with root note on like 3rd fret of low e string)
This is how you make the bass player snap
Some of these sounds sound PERFECT for making sound effects. XD
You pretty much just played half of Holiday in Cambodia.
😂
Last one has the same energy as scraping your fork on a plate
The pick slide just sounded like a sorting algorithm
More like Supersonic by Oasis
Genuinely couldn't be annoyed by a guitarist that plays with a reverse neck. Love it
I’ll probably subconsciously use some of these in an ambient song.
The one that annoys my bandmates is the microwave. Max gain, play open low e (the microwave rumble), and then play the 16th fret on high e (the beeping sound)
The whale sound is just Pink Floyd's Echoes for 3 random minutes in the middle of the song
gojira would like to have multiple words with you
(a couple mars to sirius songs)
*Sad flying whale noises
@@luckyhippy4898 thats on from mars to sirius
**flying whales starts playing**
That guitar screaming caught me off guard I honestly thought it was a edited audio ☠️
The aggressive slid immediately brought me back to the 80s post-punk scene.
As a guitarist these sounds are literal music to my ears lol
Noise rock musicians: “Annoying? Ha, amateurs”
this guy gets it
I love those sounds
The guitarist and bass guitar player back in high school jazz band would sometimes do them while waiting for the rest of us to put our instruments together
All of which are done by some of the best legends of rock and roll history.
I thought this was gonna be like judgemental but instead this is a guide for mischief and I love that
The slow pick slide is literally someone whistling to mimic a little bomb dropping
I think I've heard the last two as openings to pretty good songs so good to know that making your friends suffer can make your fans smile
pink floyd used 10 whole minutes of the second one in Echoes, and it actually sounds pretty good
These are really good sounds. Theu go so deep in my brain, I wish it would stay in there longer.
The last one hurt the most, thank you
the first one sound SO good tho
In a Comedy Short context, this is hilarious.😂
But otherwise I'd lose it if I had to listen to that.
Alright everyone, this is Jack. He's replacing our former idiot guitar player.
Ive been doing the aggressively slow pick slide for shits and giggles way more than I realized
I adore all of these
The the first one is actually goofy and whimsical as hell I like it
ngl these would be sick additions to a song
the second one reminded me of alice in chains
Scottie lePaige was so successful, they made a sequel.
All of these are brilliant
That pickslide is the audible sensation of bending your fingernail backwards for a second
Last one got me so good I laughed and got a sharp pain in my lung fml 💀
Led Zeppelin II enters the room
most critikal
Bro isnt Moist Critikal bro is Dry Complimentary 😭
For some reason these scratched my brain in a good way
Okay but these are actually really cool and you don’t have good band mates if they can’t enjoy some funny sounds 😂
Instructions unclear; Now under siege by angry outer space musicians.
How to annoy ur bandmates: cut their brake lines
Yes, because we guitar players aren't annoying enough already😂
That aggressively slow pick slide gave me an instant flashback to the days of halo on 360
The last one literally had me on the floor writhing in anger
Thought this was critikal
Wow you just elucidated esoteric guitar sounds from certain songs of my childhood. Well done, and not annoying at all 👍
The 3rd noise. It absolute pain. Well done!
The first two were actually pretty cool
I unironically loved all the sounds
The last one sounds like a metro train slowing down at the platform
I love the mid rift aggressively slow pick slides.
sometimes when i’m bored i’ll just start playing random stuff but i’ll mess with the whammy bar so much and it’s just a constant “WeeeEEAAOoooo”
Those sounds are actually pretty dope
You can combine those 3 to Mimic a [boom-boom] being dropped in a Loony Tunes skit.