how to remove dents from motorcycle gas tank dent fix how to remove dings parody video
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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In this parody, we try a few methods I use to remove dents from motorcycle gas tanks . . These dent fix easy how to's remove dings and pull bad dents when using the right tools and processes. Handy for when an otherwise nice tank for café racer needs to be fixed. How to use zippy studs for paintless repair, puller hooks, weld on studs and slide hammer is included.
Warning: Do not try this at home. These methods should only be performed by a certified level five black belt motorcycle engineer.
when using the weld on stud process on japanese or metric tanks, may i suggest using a European travel plug adapter if you are in the U.S. this will convert American electricity into metric electricity and provide a far stronger weld point. Obviously if you are working on a Harley Davidson then don't use metric electricity.
johnnycactus0 I just asked google and it said Euro metric electricity is twice as powerful as American SAE electricity? HOLY SH!T ! ... this opens a whole new world of shed possibilities ! thank you Mr. Cactus !
enjoy my friend...but please be safe!!!
Ichiban Moto As usual, well thought out and very informative. Was the assembly tape on the spot welder voltage grade, or will standard assembly tape work just as well. I hate throwing money away, as I am on a budget
It was standard, not full voltage grade as it was just a temporary connection. Thanks for pointing that out , we want everyone to be safe !
johnnycactus0 I have a Norton. Should I be using SAE or metric electricity? Is there a Whitworth adapter?
Had me with the first line: "Honda Goldwing tank"
Yeah really more like an XR
Same 😂
🤣 Definitely an old XR tank
I didn't mind at all
The wires going into the mashed up power socket just killed me with laughter😂😂 😂 😆😆 😆
So glad this came into my recommendations!
watching your videos is like a breath of fresh air everybody's so busy and serious in this fast-paced world.
That's how I remove dents , seriously . Will be out of hospital in 2 weeks for my new vid : How to milk a cow with a Vacuum cleaner !
Lmao or catch porcupines while naked lol
Awesome instructional video, with great tips!!! I found it helps the welding part when you wash your hands thoroughly and weld while your hands are still wet. This prevents the oils in your skin from getting on the metal during the weld. Oh, it also helps to stand in a puddle so you know your feet aren't kicking up dust from the floor
prop tips!
This video is awesome! Thank you Ichiban Moto. This completely removed the hair from my brows and beard when I did the first step but the results were well worth it. No more gas in the tank! I used an old screw driver instead of the coat hanger and the circuit breaker kept tripping so I removed it and wired everything straight up and it worked beautifully. Holding the wires by hand was not a great experience the first few minutes but then after the burnt skin got hard it was much easier.
"Tip" Put beer bottles on your fingers, hold them up.. look through while welding.
"metric vice grips" :-D +10 points
.. of course. handas are metric bikes
Love this guy, so dry and serious. But so blatantly obvious at the same time!
tank dents are serious business
Haha I agree! Keep up the entertaining videos :)
This video is misleading. Repairs are always easy when using professional tools as used here. The problem is the average hobbyist haven't got access to this level of expensive specialist tools!
Funniest thing I've read all night! Bwahahahahahaha!!!!
MacKreggin It´s Badass!!
this is fake, there is no way it could work. it purposefully gets more ridiculous until the end , which doesn't even claim to do anything lol
JTR we know. But thanks for pointing out the obvious.
JTR Actually, the beauty of Ichiban´s spoofs is he is not THAT far off. There ARE in fact specialist tools for this procedure, and they do work beautifully.
XD i didnt see the word parody in the title and the entire time i was watching this i was thinking this guy cant be fucking serious
+Rebel Child Apparently many many people didn't see it, and their butts got hurt LMAO
Same here XD
Honda Goldwing tank clued me in. Then "metric" vice grips!!
Everything was all good and funny until he cut that sanding disc right out of the middle of the paper, that's when my OCD kicked in.
ipissed No shit what a waste!
ipissed lmfao
ipissed - Now I don't feel so bad ;-)
ikr!!!i was like,why would anyone cut in the middle when they could use the edge??🤕🤕
Sum one going to try that and won't see tomorrow,
4:20 You just KNOW somebody's gonna try to weld like that.
i bet someone has already tried 😂😂
Lol
It blows the breaker. Ask me how I know.
I'm going to comment on all your videos with how crazy ingenious you are ...
I didn't read the whole title of the video before I started watching. When you said the tank was from a Gold Wing, I knew something was amiss. Very funny video.
Dude. I tried this a dozen times and knocked 3 of my Fukn teeth out !!!!
You can also enter a firecracker and close the cap. It works quite well
video please !
It'd be better then this shit he did to pull dents.....
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I restore sars for a living and this IS THE BEST AND MOST BRILLIANT film on this subject I have EVER SEEN!!! KUDOS!!
it's fourtwentylicious !
I tried this method and it works great. You don't always need top end tools to do good work. Don't knock it till You try for yourself. Funny, the people criticizing are the ones who probably can't even change their own oil.....Thanks, very helpful....
I have a video on how to change oil too....
A sure fire way is to put water in the tank put the cap on and wedge it in the microwave for 10 to 15 mins, this works 1/100 times.
I shall try that !
Dont Put Metal in the science oven!
LOL Need to get myself a set of those multi-purpose mini-scissors. Those are bad ass.
patryk996 vintage diamond blade shears
patryk996 they cut anything that shit had me tripping LOL
To everyone who is offering their negative feedback, I don't understand. I have been following the videos and using his techniques with great results. The only think I find fault with is using the bare wire in the outlet. This is extremely dangerous! You must use two metal paperclips and attach the wire to them first. then easily insert into the socket. Obviously he has never has yet to have a strand of wire bend back and lodge under his fingernail. I literally shuddered watching him stick the wire into the outlet without paperclips.
i need to find some metric paper clips
Love it.
Love it
I showed this to my wife.
We do most of this stuff on the kitchen table.
Now she realises l am not the only lunatic in the world.
Damn! I knew I was doing it wrong. Never listen to your little girl when it comes to dent removal. She told me to lure Pixies and fairies into the tank by laying a trail of sugar cubes from the bottom of the garden where they live, all that way to the shed where I kept the dented tank.
"When the pixies and the fairies get inside the tank put a lid on it. You can make a lid with pastry," she said.
I did that and nothing happened but my little girl said I just have to be patient and they will beat out the dents from the inside if I just sing to them.
I spent a year in my shed singing to my bike tank but it failed. I am starting to think there never were any fairies or pixies in my tank at all. I am going to do it like this now, so thanks man. That's bad ass.
A comic masterpiece. Thank you.
I love it when you troll them and they still complain!
Way too much work and a waste of gasoline. try this next time. Instead of burning the gas off at the beginning, make it your friend. Seal the cap on the tank and then run you electrical wires in through the bottom. Then plug it in and let it arc and spark. That should blow the dents out. e sure you have enough gasoline in to do the job, but not enough to blow it up. That's the tricky part.
+Doby Pilgrim Subscribing now...Keep these great tips coming, Ichiban!!!
Lol, on this site, I probably am!
+Doby Pilgrim Does that really work? I'd like to see a video
BEST REPLY EVER!
Badass! I have set of those same Metric Visegrips, but never knew what I could use them for..
Third time I've come across Mr. Badass. LOL This guy is a trip! Its like he never quite made it out of middle school emotionally or mentally. But, then again, I can say that about most people I meet. Gotta remember Ichiban Moto is just a series of comedy routines.
Honda Goldwing tank, lol....
+AimlessMoto Thought the same thing thats a xl tank
think it a 125 XL tank .He knows his stuff !! NOT !!
Andrew Felcey yea me too I have a '78 xl125
+AimlessMoto It's an XL tank, but no way to tell off what capacity, as they are all pretty much the same size regardless of CCs.
Lol, true. Dodgy Brothers
Thanks a lot!! I can't believe how easy it is to do that. Thanks for showing!!!
I love the humor you mix in with solid advice. it makes the rigors of repair oh so much more enjoyable. thanks!!
The algorithm was beaten today and this 7 year old gem resurfaced!
Please restart the cafè racer project!
I'm filming things. Need to relearn editing tho
I have new stickers too. Send me an Instagram dm, I will mail you some stickers
@@IchibanMoto well thats just great news! 'Cept i dont do that instagram thing. Im of the pen n paper era. Maybe if you use 1 as a thumbnail i can screenshot it n then trace it onto some really rubbish chy-naa pc paper....
I like how your fingers are resistant to the electricity from the wall socket, That must be the reason only a black belt mechanic should try this. and my Swiss army scissors aren't quite as good as yours hahahah. you really must patent those boogers they cut wicked good. Thanks for the vid tho
+Lucky Devil my grandfather brought those swiss diamond blade shears back from the war
hey, why not try a safer way, fill it with water, put the cap on, and put in freezer, overnight it will expand and push out the dents. try it!
a friend tried that and his welded seams popped too
Left it in to long, maybe?
Monitor ever 30 minutes once the water begins to freeze or you will expand further than you would like. Remove as soon as the dent is corrected. DO NOT LEAVE OVER NIGHT!!
Too much water
@@1scottdees Damn! Read that too late and left my wife in overnight Debts are gone, but...............
I just love the shape of those Goldwing gas tanks.
You sir are a true professional!
Thank you!
I love how you got the gasoline out of the tank! Ill have to make myself a sander like that! Really took the paint and epoxy right off!
I've always wanted to get into welding, is this method okay for frame building?
The Gentleman Biker Using a 220 volt circuit would probably be more effective for welding than 110v.
Would that make it easier to blow through though? I plan to build an ultra light bike from that sheet metal you wrap turkey in.
The Gentleman Biker Could you possibly test on some scrap sheet metal first? Maybe with 110v using an American adapter ? and if that doesn't blow through, then try full euro metric voltage? I'm going to test the opposite of this with the recommendation from johnnycactus0 since I have only 110 volts here.
Ichiban Moto Turns out the Mrs doesn't want me building tin foil frames in the kitchen. So it will now have to run off of a car battery :o
The Gentleman Biker Yes use Coat hanger and 12 volt car battery!
Good job Itchyban! I'm renovating a foot & inches motorbicycle but I think I'll still be able to use some of your tips & tricks. I'm really looking forward to trying out these dent pulling methods this weekend - especially the electric weldy one. I just hope it doesn't rain this weekend because my workshop roof leaks and the floor gets terribly wet.
Bad ass!
great parody, some of the serious comments are just as funny!
METHYL-ETHEL-CASETONE Lol
This is some funny stuff, hope no one is killed!
Even though I wondered about Tuna-fish's "Gold-wing tank", you had me fooled for the first minute. Absolutely brilliant!
justn finished pulling the dents out of my 77 suzuki pe tank. your tips worked flawless except the welding. i used the hot glue tube thing and nail trick worked great!
and to think i was going to toss that old tank. btw compressed air works for most large cave ins too. thanks for the awsome tips dude
so like 280 psi to pop a dent?
from the spark from the plug cant be true i am an electrician and i can telyou 2 thing 1 do that you will pop the fuse or breaker each time 2 the spark was from 12 volts not 120volt in 40 year i seen many 120 spark to know
+ray tru I plugged into power, not volts
power is votsx amps =power homs law e=ri
+ray tru I don't even know what a votsx is :/
+Ichiban Moto its a simple electrical marth exemple 12volts multiply by 5 amps give you the power witch is watts would be 60 watts that is the power
+ray tru marth seems confusing, I avoid volts and just use regular plug in power
You are one of my prefer happy moment during the boring routine on you tube
Mathew sent me here,,, good vid!! What a great sense of humor!!
putting a lit match over the tank like that is a good way to get killed or badly hurt i couldnt believe what i was watching! i run a exhaust from a car through the tank for a minute or two is the only safe way to get rid of all the petrol fumes,talk about getting dents out geeez you do it the hard way mate,i pressurise the tank with compressed air then wave a warm oxy over the outside most of the time the air pressure does such a good job you rarely need to you the oxy.
That was freaking awesome. You are the best repairman EVER! My sides are hurting.
nobody likes dents
Dang it. I'm never 100% sure if I should take you seriously or not.. Or 90%.. or 50%..
+Scott Hildenbrand 50% sounds about right.
The basic principles are not wrong.
- Do not work on a tank with gas fumes in it
- Pull the dents out with a slide hammer
- Cut thick metal wires with your Victorinox scissors
It's best to fill the tank with gas to get a full burn out. If it's only 1/4 for example you will only get 1/4 burn out. It needs to be 100% full for complete burn out. Good luck!
LOl! Metric vice grips..LOL this guy,s humor!! I just wish I had the precision tools like his!!!! LMAO
Safest method ive ever seen...good job
Omg! I feel like a lot of idiots are gonna get killed using your welding method. Lol! very funny video.
The sanding method was good, i use small barrel sander by attaching sand paper to my cake mixer
Actually by lighting the inside of the gas tank on fire you might get lucky and it might pop the dents out on it's own from the explosion hahaha!!! Love this guy!!!
What a maroon! every professional knows it's much safer and stronger to use wood dowels with a wood welder, they use much less electricity! And that metric vise grip is a left handed one and he's using it in his right hand ( what an amateur) ! Also it would be a lot faster to use " Hot Paper" to remove the paint, this guy is gonna go out of business unless he learns fast!
Hi! the video is on the list. I apologise as I have not made a video in awhile
Thanks for posting Ichiban! You pros always make this stuff look easy!
Very well done! ;~)
This is gold I just love the sanding disc technique
I like the speaker wire in the broken outlet, the power tool is a great one too.
its good wire too
WOULD THIS SAME TECHNIQUE WORK ON PULLING DENTS OUT OF MY WIFE'S BUTTOCKS ? THANKS !
+TRICK-OR TREAT hmmm.. maybe try it and let us all know?
Yes, give it a try and PLEASE post the video.
LOL! Grrrreat stuff!
+ElderlyIron thanks for watching and sharing !
Certified level 5 black belt motorcycle engineer!
Haha - very amusing. So nearly plausible at every stage. Made me chuckle. Always remember to burn off the excess gasoline indoors, surrounded by flammable material. And always a METRIC (imperial is no good) vice grips. :D
I know I'm late to the party but that was awesome
Brother, you may want to go to Mass on Fridays. It's closer than you can imagine... And he seemed like such a good boy too!
This guy is BAD ASS, love all his videos ......
thank you so much for watching and sharing !
Another burn out method is to fill the tank 1/4 full after sealing of the bottom. Duct tape a spark plug in the top then shake vigorously. Connect with coil wire to a coil and coil to 12v source. Since its only 12 volts it will only create a small controlled burn. Good luck!
Brilliant! You should be lecturing some of the health & safety 'industry' here in the UK.
I can barely see through the tears of laughter to comment about them "badass" scissors.
So glad I found this channel 🤣🤣🤣
I thought I'd lost my metric vise grips but fortunately I found them sitting on top of my left handed guitar amplifier. Bad ass!
I love that burn the tank procedure
ive gotta get this guy to help me with my muffler bearings !
mail them to me. I have yet to do a video on that topic :D
Tried this method on my suzuki tank. The part where you drop a match to make sure the tank is safe to work on works for me, now my tank can hold twice the amount of fuel after doing this.
man I admit you had me on for a second when you manufactured the sanding wheel but the best one was the scissors to cut the studs! lol I would never do what you did with the match. just fill it up with water is what I do.
That process of burning the tank and welding........ natural selection got a leg up today
Video Straight out the early 90’s Canadian sector. 💪
OK, you got me. I missed the parody part and was about to start screaming before I saw the remarks.
The fn scissors cutting killed me
i didnt get it at first but this a joke channel i love it
This is much better than just filling with bondo, because you keep your gas capacity
Thanks for the info, sadly I failed at stage one when I blew the garage up....
lol that was an awesome job! Tuna Fish is going to be so happy!
😂 your killing me with the comedy… Power Drill 😂
You could have fixed it also with these small scissors. Love it
thanks..the most entertaining how to I've see in a while.....
you are very welcome ! thank you so much for watching and sharing :D
ya... i like how you cut the diamond disc right out of the middle of the sheet
I tried your dent removal system,I'm now fighting with the insurance company to pay my hospital bill and to rebuild my garage,uhhh,where are you located...just asking..
ever tried using a pressure washer to pump the tank up? ive heard that can work- might also just wreck everything and spray water everywhere- but i'll watch the vid if you make it
Would it be safer to put on the gas cap when burning away the extra gas? I feel like its dangerous when the flames shoot out..
Ok, when I saw the match in the gas tank I thought, "What could possibly go wrong?"
By the time I got to the home-made welder, I was in hysterics. If only I could get "the new guy" to do this at the shop.
dude, your videos are hilarious , it took me a minute to realize you were not a ignoramus haha ..LOVE IT!
I inserted the end of my air compressor gun into the tank and sealed the tank around the gas orifice with hot glue. I then pumped about 5000 psi of air pressure from my pancake compressor, and it pushed out the dents. Works great, except the whole tank is slightly larger than before - somewhat like a balloon.
Where can I find a pair of metric vice grips ? I can't find them around here, and the snap-on guy just laughs. But he did have the left handed metric crescent wrench I needed, but it cost twice what a regular one does.
Did you use some to nail clippers to cut that wire and a hand drill from the 1920s.
You need This Old Tony to watch and comment on your technique. The two of you should collaborate now and then. LOL
that would be badass!
I love these methods and I will be putting them to work shortly. Thank you
i tryed your method of welding the studs on with speaker wire but it kept on melting the wire , i changed it to a bit of old
extention cord pluged in to the wall socket and that kept poping the breaker. i then replaced the breaker with a thick piece
of wire , now i have blown a big hole in the side of my tank and it also blew up , i forgot to burn the petrol out first . time for a new tank ....