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Dont get me wrong im not hating but im really annoyed by brians laughter it rlly boders me i used to love to watch your guys videos with my morning coffe now i cant i just get deflected with that fake laugh,love you guys and i hope you get it that its sometimes funnier with strait face,much love from europe♥♥♥♥♥
They better never stop making these. Such awesome chemistry between those two. They're like adam savage and jamie hyneman but they can actually stand each other.
To be fair though, the Mythbusters don’t actually have anything against each other, they just never developed any kind of relationship other than a professional one
Former Detention officer here. The methods above is often times the methods used by inmates to smuggle contraband from pod to pod. Our detention center often had razor night every Tuesday and Thursday, and they would often replace the blades in the disposable razors with the silver foil from chip bags when officer collect the razors. They then would hide them in Band-Aids, in the spine of books, in a makeshift slot in their slides, or hide them in between the teeth and cheeks of their mouths. I remember we had a male with dreads come in to our intake and he managed to smuggle several grams of heroin, several crystals of meth, several matches with striker paper, and several Percocet pills in several of his dreads. he was caught trying to remove the dreads with them in it and "kite" it to another dorm across the hall in our gang dorms. weapons were always a common find on people, lets not forget the fabled prison wallet, we found a whole glock 17 slide and barrel in one girls wallet inside a condom with several rounds of ammunition. Needless to say the doctor at the hospital was rather surprised the amount of "items" she had to pull out of a human orifice.
I think my one brother routinely hides escape tools on his person. I know he had at one time several bobby pins concealed, as well as paper clips and probably a razor blade or two. I never knew where he was going to pull them out from, his belt-loops, cuffs, within his pony-tail (he can't do that one anymore, since he shaves his head now). He was pretty good at hiding stuff on himself. I'll have to recommend this video to him.
@@e.palmer4297 My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on it's own, From my trousers it would spring. But now it's a full time job, Just to find my friggin thing! It use to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand up and watch me shave. Now, as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang it's little head, And watch me tie my shoes. :P
3:21 "I'm just terrified you're going to slice your face open." Why do you think he hid it in the bandage? The razor wasn't the hidden handy tool, the bandage is what will always be the most handy. Especially on this show!
I got the book you guys mention a while back and I didn't realize just how much of these ideas come from there. You guys should make some sort of reading club with the books you guys find or make an official reading list for the channel. Also can't wait to see yous both test the hiding stuff in a room or how to surveil someone by foot or car. Yous guys could make little games out of those sections of the book. Also make the pinhole camera out of the baby monitor. I wonder how effective it is.
I love how much fun they have filming together! Always sharing and recommening their videos to people (would be a patreon but sadly can't afford it consistently),
Hi Modern Rogue team, Ive been a Fan of Scam School and Modern Rogue for a while. Thanks for making Awesome content that i enjoy. Keep doing what you love.
I love that Brian does these ridiculous skits about throwing phones in people's faces and can almost manage to get through without crying with laughter, then Jason does them with a totally straight face and Brian just loses it! You guys are so well balanced! :)
There is a book called something like "the lost samurai school" and it teaches how to hide a SAW in your mouth(and a few other ninja tricks) the guy who made the book has several ninja manuals translated(his name is anthony cummins or something like that) he has a book called ninja skills that gives an overview of all the ninja techniques but doesnt explain them... But others like "the book of ninja" has instructionals ñ_ñ
When I saw Jason pull back his hair to reveal a secret patch, one of the coolest moments watching your channel. Love you guys. Keep up the awesome content.
@@theodorebelmont2181 yea they might be able to make a rudimentary one but a legit gun takes multiple coils and you have to turn them on at just right time for them to not cancel each other out
@Anonymous Anonymous or when going in if you are lucky enough to get the settle your affairs option, i have known people to pot something in a bag (the people i knew put drugs like cocaine, meth, heroin, fentanyl just all around nasty shit) in a finger of a glove then they would tear the glove finger just above the package put a little super glue on the top to keep it sealed then do another layer of that. Repeat 6 to 40 times then you coat each package in oil and you go to town swallowing these little fingers of death. Then on your way to prison, you silently pray to what or whoever god you believe in hoping that one or more don't break on the way down. Finally it is just a waiting game of how long before you get to a cell to shit out the drugs or whatever you decided was important enough to swallow and shit out. I miss some of these people everyday, each of them claiming they are a product of their environment and it breaks my heart (whats left of it anyway) when i hear about some kid killing some other kid over drugs, girls, money, or just trying to be a gangster. But never mind that now i guess you know how to get something in somewhere your not supposed to have it.
Just wanna say, I was in the hospital half of last year, and this channel kept me interested during a boring 4-month(ish) stint. So thank you guys. Hope you get to poop soon.
I have the book. Micro escape tool? I have some, they come with an extractor. I thought it was for jamming into a door and breaking it off so someone couldn't use a key to get in a room. I'm glad you guys didn't put the cigar tube in the butt.
These are all pretty great tools. I would, however, use ceramic blades and tools instead, as you would have a better time getting past metal detectors.
I'd mix a lil red, purple and tiny flakes into the latex so it looks like a scab and put the mixture _under_ the bandage one, with the escape stuff under the "scab". That was if they do take off the bandage the key or whatever won't just plink onto the ground, but they'll see the scab instead.
I stopped watching Jeff Goldblum eating spicy chicken wings to click on this.... Just saying. Also buy their T-shirts! We can't have Modern Rogue headquarters turn into medieval London.....
As an Army MP I will say all of those would be found during either our initial pat down and if not then definitly during our strip search. It's a nice thought though..
I'm just imagining, you get kidnapped, and when you're alone, you slip your bonds, place the MC Hammer card on the wall, and fake rebind yourself. Just to see the response of your captor seeing it, before you jump out and Inflatable Clown him.
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The Modern Rogue man this fucking show is the best
Only if you start selling the Modern Rogue Rear-End Rescue Toolset.
"Are you up shit creek without a paddle? Grab your M.R.R.R.T today!"
Dont get me wrong im not hating but im really annoyed by brians laughter it rlly boders me i used to love to watch your guys videos with my morning coffe now i cant i just get deflected with that fake laugh,love you guys and i hope you get it that its sometimes funnier with strait face,much love from europe♥♥♥♥♥
PanikKezz ;0 its not a fake laugh
Aw jee "whizz" Brian, what a sale!
They better never stop making these. Such awesome chemistry between those two. They're like adam savage and jamie hyneman but they can actually stand each other.
That why I love them so much! They are the mythbusters if the mythbusters were best friends
The Great Drake I think Brian is Adam and Jason is Jamie
Same
To be fair though, the Mythbusters don’t actually have anything against each other, they just never developed any kind of relationship other than a professional one
@@DaniChaCha They're not mythbusters! They're L E G E N D T E S T E R S
Former Detention officer here. The methods above is often times the methods used by inmates to smuggle contraband from pod to pod. Our detention center often had razor night every Tuesday and Thursday, and they would often replace the blades in the disposable razors with the silver foil from chip bags when officer collect the razors. They then would hide them in Band-Aids, in the spine of books, in a makeshift slot in their slides, or hide them in between the teeth and cheeks of their mouths. I remember we had a male with dreads come in to our intake and he managed to smuggle several grams of heroin, several crystals of meth, several matches with striker paper, and several Percocet pills in several of his dreads. he was caught trying to remove the dreads with them in it and "kite" it to another dorm across the hall in our gang dorms. weapons were always a common find on people, lets not forget the fabled prison wallet, we found a whole glock 17 slide and barrel in one girls wallet inside a condom with several rounds of ammunition. Needless to say the doctor at the hospital was rather surprised the amount of "items" she had to pull out of a human orifice.
She didnt even bother with a smaller model, thats a full size. I guess she was used to big ones.
Lol
Brian: Did I just slit his throat?
Jason: Yeah! You jus-
Brian: *Evil laugh*
I think my one brother routinely hides escape tools on his person. I know he had at one time several bobby pins concealed, as well as paper clips and probably a razor blade or two. I never knew where he was going to pull them out from, his belt-loops, cuffs, within his pony-tail (he can't do that one anymore, since he shaves his head now). He was pretty good at hiding stuff on himself. I'll have to recommend this video to him.
Medical adhesive and flesh colored latex works on the scalp as well if you shave, or even better if you're bald XD
@@Reddotzebra prison pocket?
@@johndowe7003 razor blade in the prison pocket
@@e.palmer4297 My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on it's own,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now it's a full time job,
Just to find my friggin thing!
It use to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave,
For every single morning,
It would stand up and watch me shave.
Now, as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang it's little head,
And watch me tie my shoes. :P
@Anonymous Anonymous hmm groovy
No homo, but what tier do I need to see the strip search? The awkwardness of it would be hilarious. Better than "time machine racist"
Deep cut. Instant upvote.
@@ModernRogue only love from me shwood. Just "pretend I'm not here".
The Modern Rogue someone obviously spends a lot of time on reddit
@@samoneill8735 more like spent many years following the guy bblive for life.
The Modern Rogue r/ihavereddit
They gotta get the Modern Rogue on Hot Ones.
please
i love brian's laugh!!! it's like one of main reasons i watch MR. it's so contagious and hearty.
3:21 "I'm just terrified you're going to slice your face open."
Why do you think he hid it in the bandage?
The razor wasn't the hidden handy tool, the bandage is what will always be the most handy. Especially on this show!
I'm shocked the injury counter didn't get reset on this episode. Great work guys! Support the Modern Rogue y'all!
Im so happy u guys are uploading more
Leppaz Xyecoc same
I got the book you guys mention a while back and I didn't realize just how much of these ideas come from there. You guys should make some sort of reading club with the books you guys find or make an official reading list for the channel. Also can't wait to see yous both test the hiding stuff in a room or how to surveil someone by foot or car. Yous guys could make little games out of those sections of the book. Also make the pinhole camera out of the baby monitor. I wonder how effective it is.
What is the name of the book??
@@Larsson860 100 deadly skills
I love how much fun they have filming together! Always sharing and recommening their videos to people (would be a patreon but sadly can't afford it consistently),
4:09 You can literally hear his soul escaping his body
Hi Modern Rogue team, Ive been a Fan of Scam School and Modern Rogue for a while. Thanks for making Awesome content that i enjoy. Keep doing what you love.
Definitely the best youtube show. It's very obvious that they put a lot of effort in.
I have never become a patreon to a channel faster.
Thanks so much!!
We need a modern rogue on beards 🤣
RISE YOU WISE BEARDED SAGE.
YES
I saw the razor in the thumbnail immediately went to a dark place and thought "I mean, I guess that counts as escaping in a certain sense"
That's not escaping, that just canceling your efforts in any way possible.
Fuck off god
**Nervous laughter intensities**
Tbh I thought the same ;)
that’s so funny, *holy fuck*
I love that Brian does these ridiculous skits about throwing phones in people's faces and can almost manage to get through without crying with laughter, then Jason does them with a totally straight face and Brian just loses it! You guys are so well balanced! :)
There is a book called something like "the lost samurai school" and it teaches how to hide a SAW in your mouth(and a few other ninja tricks) the guy who made the book has several ninja manuals translated(his name is anthony cummins or something like that) he has a book called ninja skills that gives an overview of all the ninja techniques but doesnt explain them... But others like "the book of ninja" has instructionals ñ_ñ
The first book i told you about, talk about a hidden weapon called "arrow thrower" that is awesome!
gingercore69 Whoa! That’s sounds like something I need to check out.
I immediately thought that you meant the full-size tree-cutting hand saw. Took me a while.
@@SaitosaBard that would be more of a fakir trick than a ninja trick x'D
This episode sounds like a Modern Rogue fanfic waiting to happen.
MEAD
UPDATE
WHEN
shrimp! heaven! now!
@@cottontaelle ...what
ruclips.net/video/enN-USY3y6I/видео.html
Now?
Sounds like the Vikings getting antsy
When I saw Jason pull back his hair to reveal a secret patch, one of the coolest moments watching your channel. Love you guys. Keep up the awesome content.
NO ROBOT VOICE???????
Okay, I'm not crazy unless you are too
Robot voice is creepy TBH. Reminds me of a virus on a computer
It's not the same without robo voice
I mean with how reminiscent the voice was of Steven Hawking’s voice... and with him now in heaven...
I like the robot voice intro, as well, my friend, but I'm a cyborg
13:28 I just thought that moment was funny, but you guys have such a great outlook on life and it really comes through your videos in a positive way
I love you... I ain't ashamed to admit it.
Who doesn't?
Which one, Jason or Brian?
Imrose Mahmood
Both
@@juiceaddictbosnia I'm a soyboy for smiling in my picture?
@@Christopher_Wheeler lol yeah soy boys usually have their mouths wide open when they smile in pictures.
I love the SquareSpace ads at the end, and how, no matter how it starts, Brian ends up almost in tears he's laughing so hard!
Last time I was this early, Brian had spiky hair
Samuel Bennett Christ the good day
Lol yup
Oh god I remember that
Brian murders a clown, thanks Brian for getting that image in my head.
I was shocked by how good that felt.
"When you pry them from my cold, dead... thighs, thighs, thighs"
Immediately hilarious. Keep up the good work!
"I guess this is the part where I touch you..."
Queue instant discomfort of Jason.
He who controls the pants controls the universe
This show reminds me of mythbusters back in the day, but without the drama and 100x better. Keep it up, love you guys!
All I can ever see now is the stool and books to prevent the bench from sagging haha.
So many sharp things, so little injuries... I am confused.
us, too.
@@ModernRogue tape
Did you get a bucket yet?
You have 23,000+ subs.
@SagepoolOwO He's God.
Where's Justin Y when you need him
5000 subs is probably a google AI just like Justin Y probably is!
38 thousand! I think Arumba has 250k
So what your saying is I'm not loosing my hair I'm growing a hiding stop!
You Guys need your own TV program, You's would be a massive boom in England as our TV programs are lame and boring.
Simon Jones they did
yes... and they should call it... hacking the system
You guys are the reason I bought 100 deadly skills! It’s a great book very informative
Y’all should make a coilgun to shoot metal stuff
Oi
Probably above their skill level
Jac A straw with enameled copper wire wrapped around it a bunch of times attached to the camera taser
@@theodorebelmont2181 yea they might be able to make a rudimentary one but a legit gun takes multiple coils and you have to turn them on at just right time for them to not cancel each other out
Jac I feel like completely polished projects aren’t quite their style i.e. camera taser, pvc bow, blowgun, styrofoam knives
Theres should be an episode where they try keistering something
sam bogaert Still waiting for prison wallets
YES YES YES! More of these tradecraft gadget videos!!!
We need more of this
"Try it"
"I did, I stabbed him"
"You know what I mean" ;)
Real bromance
I love the back to back vids!
When in doubt, prison wallet
@Anonymous Anonymous or when going in if you are lucky enough to get the settle your affairs option, i have known people to pot something in a bag (the people i knew put drugs like cocaine, meth, heroin, fentanyl just all around nasty shit) in a finger of a glove then they would tear the glove finger just above the package put a little super glue on the top to keep it sealed then do another layer of that. Repeat 6 to 40 times then you coat each package in oil and you go to town swallowing these little fingers of death. Then on your way to prison, you silently pray to what or whoever god you believe in hoping that one or more don't break on the way down. Finally it is just a waiting game of how long before you get to a cell to shit out the drugs or whatever you decided was important enough to swallow and shit out. I miss some of these people everyday, each of them claiming they are a product of their environment and it breaks my heart (whats left of it anyway) when i hear about some kid killing some other kid over drugs, girls, money, or just trying to be a gangster. But never mind that now i guess you know how to get something in somewhere your not supposed to have it.
Prison Pocket, where I come from.
Just wanna say, I was in the hospital half of last year, and this channel kept me interested during a boring 4-month(ish) stint. So thank you guys. Hope you get to poop soon.
Damm im early btw how did the selfmade mead turned out?
Im currently making some of my own :P
It killed them both. These episodes were all shot pre-mead.
@@AquatikJustice rip
Aquatik Justice Lolol
Check out the Mead cocktails episode. I made some too using mulling spice. Nice stuff.
I have the book. Micro escape tool? I have some, they come with an extractor. I thought it was for jamming into a door and breaking it off so someone couldn't use a key to get in a room. I'm glad you guys didn't put the cigar tube in the butt.
Cant tell if your preparing to go to prison just to be safe or if your actually going to prison soon
You guys are my source to come up with new things to keister.
Michael Sheeran Lmaooo
These are all pretty great tools. I would, however, use ceramic blades and tools instead, as you would have a better time getting past metal detectors.
I'd mix a lil red, purple and tiny flakes into the latex so it looks like a scab and put the mixture _under_ the bandage one, with the escape stuff under the "scab".
That was if they do take off the bandage the key or whatever won't just plink onto the ground, but they'll see the scab instead.
Loving the show
Keep it up
this is why i bought some merch, gotta keep these guys going and they cant keep going if they cant *GO*
I found this before the notification! How exciting!
These guys seem like real genuine friends and it’s great 😂
Some day I'm gonna become a real pro criminal because of you guys. ......:-D.... amazing video. ..just kidding
For the latex covered razor blade, you can wrap that around one end to make a tiny handle
"Pry them from my cold dead gams" works better. (I suppose I am also from the 1940s.)
Love this
The toolkit is the most ingenious way to hide a stab-weapon xD
I stopped watching Jeff Goldblum eating spicy chicken wings to click on this.... Just saying. Also buy their T-shirts! We can't have Modern Rogue headquarters turn into medieval London.....
"eating" "chicken" but yes, buy their shirts!
The fact that he likes to be called "daddy" while eating chicken wings is pretty *sus*
ahh a hot ones fan
You need to finish that interview, it was pretty solid
Wait, what, they make Modern Rogue T-shirts? I'mma gonna buy a closet full!
This is awesome! That's what we call a Modern Rogue
Oh wow, 12 views when I got here! Woot. lol.
Hello Rogues.
And now I will be walking around fully armed to fight a kidnapping. Thank you Modern Rogue!
ooh, *that's pretty goood!*
I swear this channel is just a class for a secret society of secret agents
Boof tube.
Nice.
I love it when the video just ends with Brushwood derailed by laughter.
how have you been able to hold the poop in for an entire day?
KiNgZ x HyDrO On the next Modern Rogue!
The trick is you have to time your capture for right after you poop, to make the insertion easier.
that cigar tube would probably feel amazing~
I see sharp things and that’s not good around Brian
Logan M Just wait til you see what we filmed today
Jason Murphy oh god
"did I just slit his throat?!". *EVIL LAUGH*
be a shame if someone forwarded this video to all the people protesting in hong kong....
Hex Angel Wouldn’t be a shame.
Love it when you do "James Bond" stuff,so cool!!
9:43 this it the vid - ruclips.net/video/T9DgaK1ZoeA/видео.html
It's unavailable for me.
its a 9, not an i: ruclips.net/video/T9DgaK1ZoeA/видео.html
"Why do I get the feeling this is going to be Example Show"...
Spoiler...
I'm sorry but you had one job
I could rewatch Brian's mind getting blown by the hairline one like a hundred times that just never gets old. that dude looks SHOOK
The tongue razor will always rain superior.
As an Army MP I will say all of those would be found during either our initial pat down and if not then definitly during our strip search. It's a nice thought though..
That fresh bandage looks more like an easy button for your captor. Press here to make GI Joe talk.
Best show and duo on youtube!!
jack wiliams for time they’re tied with Rhet & Link
You guys should do some stuff on camping since u have the new head quarters it would work perfectly
Brandon Quigley Definitely.
"THE POWER OF HAMMER COMPELS ME!!!" *stabs Dave with makeshift shiv "HAMMER TIME!!!"
That might be the best intro yet.
Proper restraining techniques handcuffs key hole is faced up the arms
If using flexy cuffs ie zip ties the blade might work
I have that exact same cigar tube. Got it from my brother when he went to Cancun
I was on a MR binge aaaaand looky look what we got here
Me being kidnapped
Kidnapper- let me pat you down for weapons
Me- You don’t have to.... let me give you some guidance
Watching this on the Theta release preview build of the iPhone XS Max and it’s sweet.
I'm so glad y'all aren't constipated.
I'm just imagining, you get kidnapped, and when you're alone, you slip your bonds, place the MC Hammer card on the wall, and fake rebind yourself. Just to see the response of your captor seeing it, before you jump out and Inflatable Clown him.
That Joker laugh... man, thank you for that lmao
It just starts turning into happy Gilmore by the end except it’s Jason frantically praising squarespace to everyone else who makes websites
thanks for helping me procrastinate even more
I LOVE TJAT THEY PLAY OFF EACH OTHERS COMEDY
Brian's head is just straight up going to explode from laughter during an sponsored ad one of these days. XD
The zip ties are opened easily with a needle pushed in between the little rivets and the locking bit.
the hairline razor is the best one here IMO, completely invisible and unexpected, the ol' butt trick is good too but everyone knows it already.
Brian can finally say he slit the Chi-ilds throat...
This kind of thing is great for authors!