I did that once. So I put the chicken in a pot on the stove and cranked it up. It now looked dethawed, but the stove was still hot. So NOW she's going to ask what I was cooking. So I took ice from the freezer and put it on the stove to cool it down. Then the stove got covered in water, and she's going to ask where all the water came from. THEN I got a giant towel and mopped up all the water. NOW she's going to ask where her towel went, so I hid the towel in the basement. Mission accomplished.
I have one for Juan, just one...one hypothetical, Juan. As Juan the wonderkid, the rising number one of Formula One, Juan, one wonders, should Juan only win one Formula One, one year...would Juan want to have won that one in Round One, Juan?
At the end, he lets the competition pass cause he knows he already won. Doesn’t even have to sweat the last bit of the race to prove it. What a legend!
I really like how "normal" that Mexican guy looks. He's not trying to show off, he isn't wearing any hype, he just looks like any guy you'd meet in a Hispanic neighborhood, but nobody is cooler than him in the moment he's behind the wheel shifting those gears. Badass. EDIT: "that" to "than"
Bite Sized Ramen Correct me if I’m wrong, but judging by the black dials on the A-pillar next to the driver, it looks like his Maxima has been given a turbo upgrade.
I don’t have a dad so I’m replacing this with my oldest brother. He drives like he’s on a race track and I feel like I’m about to fly out the car if he ever slams on his brakes.
@@cavityvavity520 shift stick is correct, but a gear is incorrect as it refers to a single wheel or disk that transfers mechanical force via teeth to other gears, or it may refer to a single of the possible gear ratios of a gear box
@Daniel McCoy we often say primo too but not as often as tio. In the south we even say "pri" which is a way to shorten "primo". God bless spanish language no matter if it is from south America or Spain
Cheeko: AY SALVADOR Salvador: what is it cheeko Cheeko: DONALD TRUMP HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT Salvador: so? Cheeko: HE'S OPENING THE BORDER FOR THE FIRST AMEGO TO GO IN Salvador: 0:06
What does this comment mean in context with the video? His car looks specifically modified to do exactly this. His tools aren't bad at all, and he looks like a great driver. So what's this comment actually referring to?
I don't get it. I don't get how he won the race because to me it looks like he waaaaayyy overheld the 1st gear. You can hear the engine reach the RPM limiter for a while before he switches to second. I've made this mistake many times myself but point is he fucked up the shift and still won lol.
Masterpiece, just simply a work of art, this single clip of a movie really explains a situation in Mexico a lot, gracias amigo for another beautiful masterpiece 🙏🇲🇽💖
Everyone gangsta’ until Pablo hits 3rd gear.
Gear thirdo
@@3Faidonas3 *ACTIVATO*
Is it just me or I can't stop watching this everyday?
The 5 gear is scari
Escobar?
Gas prices: *Drop by 1 cent*
Dads:
@Audi A4 2.5 TDI In the Netherlands Shell costs 1,499/L V95
@Audi A4 2.5 TDI euros arent used on mexico my friend
421st liked
haha for real
😂😂😂😂😂
Manuel transmission
Sorry bro 70th like
This is a two-layered joke. Brilliant.
Lmfaoooo
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For the porche driver, it was the most important day of his life.
For El bandolero, it was Tuesday.
Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception!!!!
JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!!.!!.
Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear.
@@jevthompson9044 i have seen you before. are you a bot?
@@DumbOrangeFrog the answer is yes or just a delusional person
Dude just wondering why there's an annoying Porsche trying to race him on his morning route to work
Lmfaoo
Fuck man you make me laugh af 😂😂😂😂
@name name i don't think he was trying to race you
Taco delivery
"Dejame pasar pendejo"
Mexican dad, when having a race with his daughters boyfriend.
This comment is gonna blow up mark my words
Lmao
I'm gonna ruin the 69th like
@@riccardotaviani9471 no dont
going to go ahead and leave my reply here for when this hits 1k likes and also say that im the 106th like
his wife gets home in 5 minutes and he didn’t defrost the chicken
@A communist LMAO😂
I did that once. So I put the chicken in a pot on the stove and cranked it up. It now looked dethawed, but the stove was still hot. So NOW she's going to ask what I was cooking. So I took ice from the freezer and put it on the stove to cool it down. Then the stove got covered in water, and she's going to ask where all the water came from. THEN I got a giant towel and mopped up all the water. NOW she's going to ask where her towel went, so I hid the towel in the basement. Mission accomplished.
@@mayssm anything just to survive amirite?
@@mayssm all that work just to not get nagged by the misus. Hero.
Saboth
*_Improvise. Adapt. Overcome._*
Tachometer: ❌
Taco-meter: ✅
You stole this comment! Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum!
In Spanish it's said taco - metro 😅
Correct it’s taco-meter is right
@@iquitokayI love you
666 likes, would be a shame if somebody werr to ruin it :(((
The police don't pull him over for speeding they pull him over for an autograph.
69th like noice
lmao
690th like noice
Tsurus tuneados
No he pulls them over
Its not even fair... his mustache gives him like 50 extra horsepower.
Mexican mustaché
Don't click ruclips.net/video/UIP2s9NsY0M/видео.html
LOL
The force of 1000 mustaches
55 if it's neatly trimmed
“Hey dad that car next to us looks fast”
"Time to show this kid real speed"
Dad look a Porsche
My dad:-
This comment’s gonna blow up
Matthew Tyburski yep
The dad
"Hmph, looks..."
Porsche: petrol powered ❌
Nissan: Pedro powered ✔️
Lmfao
😂
Lada: Vodka powered 👍🏻
Everything is better when you rock a moustache like that.
Pablo Escobar is fast
@@15remy Fast, Fast, Fast!
@Joaquin Jimenez you dont know... maybe that IS Pablo Escobar. 🤯
@Joaquin Jimenez 😆🤣😄😂👍
@Joaquin Jimenez he looks like pablo escobar. How someone looks doesn't have anything to do with his nationality
I love how aggressive his gear shifts are. It's like he's pushing the stick into the dashboard. xD
I love doing it. So bad for your gearbox but so damn satifsying! LMAO
Makes me cringe
@@LucasNasta like your channel.
Gottem
@@wavezz2038 😳
Formula one❌
Formula Juan✔
I have one for Juan, just one...one hypothetical, Juan. As Juan the wonderkid, the rising number one of Formula One, Juan, one wonders, should Juan only win one Formula One, one year...would Juan want to have won that one in Round One, Juan?
Muukeh either this stops or I leave
: Juan leaves
@@SuperMushroomCake well one of them would be in round one!
that was rude
M'lord
That clutch is stronger than my will to live
..BRUH??
Come on dude
Well then for all we know you're doing fine
Anyone's will to live us weaker than that clutch
The joke went over most people 😭..
..... only the racist jokes were understood😂
For yellow car, his whole world was shattered that day. For Juan Carlos, it was tuesday.
That made my day
Every day is a Tuesday for me
it was tuesday...
TACO TUESDAY
*epic guitar riff*
This made me feel like a legend
Yellow car had no chance. Mexican guy have just decided to drive so slowly. I bet if yellow would be going 20 km/h faster, Mexican would do the same.
Nobody:
Gta Taxi drivers:
only when you skip the trip, otherwise ummm, 10 years of driving
@@anthonypritchard2798 and they always fall from the mountains
Nobody jokes are shit.
@@TrianglePants STFU you have no taste in memes
@@esalvador4197 bet you liked your own comment unoriginal memer
Vin diesel: ❌
Juan gasoline: ✅
Juan gasolina
Vicente Gasolina
juan de la verde
😂😂
Juan petroleo
Plane departure: 10 AM
Dad at 6 AM:
Ah, yes.
*Formula Juan.*
Hahaha
best comment i've seen
Dude this is one of the funnist shit I have read on the internet lmao
@@justsomeguywholikesramen this shit deserves more likes than that bald guy on the bad guy video
Ah, yes.
Sergio Perez!
I bet the guy in the Porsche had a helmet and a five point safety harness on, Mexican guy just has the power of the Virgin Mary protecting him
and that mustache
La virgensita ahuevo carnal
Our lady of Guadalupe
AMEN
protecting him and exuding "new car scent" at the same time.
Guys don’t do this to impress girls, guys do this to impress each other
ok
*do this to impress yourself.
true
@İbrahim Gündüz like u no
Colin Griffin y are u gae
This man is a pro at 'Juan Turismo'
*Juan Torresmo
Cop: “Do you know how fast you were going?”
Guy: “Yes, but I want to hear you say it...”
Best speed poetry ever!!
Damn good one
"can you tell me please officer?"
Best comment
@@trainwhistlesrule Lol
Manual: ❌
Manuel: ✔
Underrated
Nice pp
@@Panigale06 thats weird to say bro
Wow we have same pfp
Ruka is shit ngl
This is the equivalent to “I paid for the whole speedometer I’m gonna use the whole speedometer”
😆
Sadly i haven't used my whole speedometer :( max speed I've hit with my car is 95. And this was unintentionally.
@@edgararcega3046 going down a big hill looking at scenery and you look down and see you need to slow down.
Funniest comment
lmaoo
The way he changes gears is the reason earth continues to rotate
He's not happy he won, he's disappointed you lost.
That's how we do it in mother russia
🤣
Ñ
@@alxczz EÑE
Lol
Plot twist: the song is actually coming out of his own stereo.
how is that a plot twist
@@kushpaladin
The Speaker was broken lol
ok?
lmfao
Plot twist: it's actually "somebody that I use to know"
Need For Speed: *"CABRON"*
underrated comment.
LOL
This made my day
Heh, that's clever xD
Very very very smart
At the end, he lets the competition pass cause he knows he already won. Doesn’t even have to sweat the last bit of the race to prove it. What a legend!
I think he let off because they crossed the finish line 😂
@@tornut24 I know; just sounds more heroic the way I put it😂.
@@kyllepoiencot4361 He is even better than his opponent at stopping the car.
Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear.
JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!!.
NFS : Carbon ❌
NFS: Cabrón ✅
LOL this one made me laugh
lol
Perfect
Lol!!!
A+
I swear that moustache gives him another extra 300 hp.
jajjajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Soy mexicano xd
@@RAAL_ONE1 y?
@@lemmy154 y que me parece interesante
Tienes una foto de perfil muy XD
que simp que eres xd
666th like xd
Car: 150hp
Pablo: 300hp+
No it’s 1000hp+
No it's 50000HP+
It’s probably about 670hp
The car is a 4th gen maxima, stock its makes closer to 190
artimmy nice
Everyone's a gangsta until pablo shifts to the 3rd gear
I really like how "normal" that Mexican guy looks.
He's not trying to show off, he isn't wearing any hype, he just looks like any guy you'd meet in a Hispanic neighborhood, but nobody is cooler than him in the moment he's behind the wheel shifting those gears. Badass.
EDIT: "that" to "than"
Best part is, that car is a fucking maxima
Bite Sized Ramen Correct me if I’m wrong, but judging by the black dials on the A-pillar next to the driver, it looks like his Maxima has been given a turbo upgrade.
@@samuelpierce2.088 yeah, he did. You can check out his interview if you just search up "mexican drag race" on youtube. He seems like a cool ass dude
Bite Sized Ramen Just watched the video and the interview. And yeah, he’s absolutely a cool-ass dude. :)
Lol he's not Mexican, there's another video where he is interviewed with the car. He's from Central America but I don't remember where exactly 😂
Can you imagine how fast he would have gone if he turned his hat backwards?
Top 10 questions that not even God knows the answer to
That is only for emergencies, our last card, he obviously has the situation under control, so he does not need to activate such power
@@geraldomrls456 indeed
The sound barrier will break
Some say he made a oath, and can never use such a power move because his power would be unmatched and the earth would split in half.
*When Maria says she's alone at her casa**
Juan:
Jajajajaja
And there are frijoles and burritos and nachos too
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
A
Juan: si hay tacos/tamales entonces si vale la pena ir
@@ParanormalCorvid no olvides el pozole
He is a man of sheer focus, will, and dadication
He looks like the most Mexican man there is.
whats that soppose to mean?
there aint many people looking like my boy pablo
Mr.saitama it means that dude looks big time Mexican what else would it mean genius
@@filthyanimal874 I thought he was trying say something else genius
Not most of Mexican mans look like this, I am Mexican and I see few people like this.
Plot twist: Hes actually Dominic torretos dad
Who? Oh Vin diesel's stand!
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was
Its his grandpa
Doms not Mexican but it goes good
He’s double clutching
Sick mustache: ✅
Dad hat: ✅
Mexican: ✅
Aggressive shifting: ✅
This is the formula for the perfect man
Agreed
I bet he has some hair on his chest too.
the gigachad
Or
This os the perfect man for Formula
@@armaslohemadu ....
Genius
Damn Jose slamming them gears like they owe him something 😂
The way he changes gears aggressively and just the overall Mexican dad look is the most perfect power stance.
Ñ
Nah he just one of those drug lords
@@purgeyt4392 you're a sad loser
@@purgeyt4392 why would he be a drug lord??
@@cram4425 Probably because Mexico were known for Drug War for example is like El Chapo
When this guy drives a car the ambulance makes room for him to pass.
LMAO XD
A joke it will
At reality it will not
Wmw Dl no shit Sherlock.
lmaoo
Hahah
Baseball cap: x20 shifting capability
Mexican Shirt: +100 HP
Jesus necklace: +750 HP
Mustache: +999 HP
For a second I thought you meant "Health Points"
Taco: +900 HP
Do you really not hp to drive a car faster ?
These numbers seem accurate. Let’s hope they don’t nerf him next patch.
@@predvcecerom It's Horse Power lol
Seems like the guy discovered gears 7, 8, 9 and 10 in manual.
Me: Dad look a porsche
My dad:
vxruss hi
@@vector_pleevich1925 wasup
We all have a dad trying to impress his child
fuck i can relate
@@t_h_f7931 ye
when pablo races against her daughter's boyfriend to see if he worths it:
Apparently pablo is a female
@@c92k54 pablito
Everybody gangsta till Pablo starts-wait, N-NANI, KANSEI DORIFTO!?
@@c92k54 😂😂
@@c92k54 Paula
My man even got his favorite mexican soap playing on his screen. Can't afford to miss an episode
He’s watching Gotye :-)
That's somebody I used to know by gotye
Really 1.1K likes on this comment and only 3 people said anything
Holy shit I never rven noticed
It’s a novela but ok
POV: You overpay the Mexican uber
7 years. Still funny
I'm mexican and I did drive for Uber once a while ago so I can confirm.
lol
As a Mexican, this is how my dad drives.
FR my dad is always like this whenever he gets on a road that isn’t illegal to go fast on
LOLLL
True
my dad is legit the opposite
No es gracioso.
I just love how calm and focused he is.
Mexican Takumi
of course he is, he's drag racing any bump or delayed action would cause him the race
well if you aren't you're gonna mess up
That looks calm to you?
hes basically driving to work
Dude in Porsche : whoever wins gets to have free diesel for 1 month
Mexican dude : Win Diesel
LoL 😆
HAHAHAHAHA
He don't needs it, he already got three gas stations
@@counter-ex So the dude in Porsche buys the Diesel for the gas stations and the mexican guy sells them and badically gets tons of money
@@daymen1400 exactly
This guy will make any car go fast just by being near it.
''dad theres only 2 minutes left im gonna be late to school''
the dad:
That's a good dad
DaDaddy*
@@Amandeep68Singh let's goo
I’m pretty sure he just wants to get rid of you real quick
I don’t have a dad so I’m replacing this with my oldest brother. He drives like he’s on a race track and I feel like I’m about to fly out the car if he ever slams on his brakes.
Girls: Omg this is manual i can't drive it.
The boys:
Vin diesel: ❌
Juan Petrol: ✅
Juan Gas
Tequila Juan.
Juan Gasolina
Juan Petroleo
I literally love you for this
This guy became one with the song,
He shifts according to the beat!
He also shifts harder than he hits his wife
Hey I just saw you on the other gas meme about the ambulance
U copied the comment one above u. Loser.
ELECTROSPIRIT 5 I know right fookin lame fuck
@@johntelekom9712 lmao XD
POV: You're late to school and your dad is mexican.
No need for Video, I experience this everyday
Confirmo xd
@Juan Lopez no
XD but my dad is Arabian
Relatable
His facial expression: This is going to be an easy win bro.
mexico is home of speed masters since ever: speedy gonzalez, this guy etc...
@@ASMR-ow9ps good for you
lol
@@ASMR-ow9ps damn... u got me eating a marshmallow
That's racist and i approve it
Thats why the fast and the furious the chracter dom is from mexico
Anyone notice how the shifts were synced with the song
I noticed that xd
Thats the point dude...
I noticed that too
Me too
Same
The fact that the gear changes are in sync with the song makes this even better
SO TRUE!!!;)
It’s the only way
It's made for him
Didn't realise that
Some hard ass shifts too!
Formula One : ❌
Formula Juan : ✅
Never underestimate the speeds that a moustache adds.
Top gear joke?
😉😎😂😂😂
it comes with violence and momentum
And a hat
He is gripping that shifter like it did something wrong.
Its called a shift stick or a gear m8
@@cavityvavity520 did you atleast get the joke
@@TheOnlyReefShark Hey no worries bro i did, just informing of the right way to write it^^
@@cavityvavity520 shift stick is correct,
but a gear is incorrect as it refers to a single wheel or disk that transfers mechanical force via teeth to other gears, or it may refer to a single of the possible gear ratios of a gear box
@@Tobi-xj8xw It takes 3 seconds to Google to check that what i said what right
I married a Mexican woman and half her uncles look like this guy. lol
How many Mexican women have you married? lmao
@@benjaminbiro5849 When you marry one, you feel married to them all. The number of family get togethers is madness.
@@billnye69 Was just about to type this, You are correct sir. The baseball cap and the stash is the fashion for the older Mexicans.
I am from Poland fellos but i ve just made a visualization of "typical older mexican" and i bursted laughing
I'm mexican and half my family looks like him xD
Fun fact : every video shorter than one minute is legendary
Plot Twist: The car is stock! All that power is coming from that badass mustache!
😂
and he used tequila as a fuel instead of gasoline
That moustache makes the nissan maximus manly enough to beat a porsche nahh thats facial goals 😂
The Car Is A Powerful Mexican Tsuru
It is.
The other guy tried to get a rolling start too. Nice shifting, hombre.
In spanish we translate the "man" to "tio" which is like "guy" but literally translated means "uncle" lmao
@Daniel McCoy we often say primo too but not as often as tio. In the south we even say "pri" which is a way to shorten "primo". God bless spanish language no matter if it is from south America or Spain
Rafael Cobos Sánchez *sad puerto rican noises*
@@steelspy no amigo nooo
Hi
Ah, so this is the Manuel transmission they were talking about!
Haha, nice.
Underrated comment
@@RodrigoGH15 underrated comment
HaHAAAA--aaaaaaaaa....
Jajajajjaaaaaaaaa Manuel
The only man Toretto fears.
Need For Speed: *Most Juanted*
Jaja
Need for speed : Cabron
lWorn_ Daggerl Big brain here stealing comments in desperate attempt to be funny
@@nissanskylinegt-r32nur94 you need more likes 🤣🤣🤣
Need For Speed : Pal Carajo Nos Vamos
The odds of beating this guy are a million to Juan..
You mean Juan to a million.
He's Juan in a million
@@Whatsupbruther AHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHA
Horse
You haven't met my ferrari 488 pista with a fucking supercharger yet have you
Never ask:
A man his salary
A woman her weight
A Mexican how fast they can go
I have a friend (a girl) who knew a very fast Mexican man... if you know what I mean
@@MrlspPrt yeah i know
@@MrlspPrt Lol the nationality doesn't matter if you are talking about it.
I know it’s a joke but the guy said he is Guatemalan
@@MrlspPrt if mexicans are legends, then africans would be gods in those speeds😊 hope u understand
He used to be afraid of cars. Now cars are afraid of him.
When Trump says he's opening the border for the one who crosses faster
Funny af u made my day hahahaha
SWAG GAMES ツ - GAMEPLAYS Y MAS! Im mexican and thats is funny as a hell.
Rlly funny, jajaja 😂
Cheeko: AY SALVADOR
Salvador: what is it cheeko
Cheeko: DONALD TRUMP HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT
Salvador: so?
Cheeko: HE'S OPENING THE BORDER FOR THE FIRST AMEGO TO GO IN
Salvador: 0:06
@@Fernand0_ Not really how racism works, but alright
Japan dude: I am speed
Mexican guy: *hold my taco*
Guacamole
Hold My cuerno de chivo
@@gustavomontesdeocagarza8642 cuerno de chivo is used to mean ak 47
He’s Colombian
@@eltigueraso exacly fuckin dumbasses look at the interview
The car is not that fast without:
Hat (100hp)
Moustache (1000hp)
That shirt (500hp)
No hype or anything (623 762hp)
juan´s taco power,( *YES* hp)
Taco aura (1000000hp)
Also the cross around the rear view mirror adds about 1000hp.
Eurobeat (69,420hp)
we mexicans.... AGREE
Horse power ❎
Horacio power ✅
Lol
* Poder de caballo
Porsche: Lets Race!
Nissan: So you have choosen DEATH!
'The gta police mpcs'
@@zaidshobaki535 npcs*
It’s not the Nissan u think like the gtr it’s the old broken down cars
@@xgamergamer8585 2003 Nissan Maxima !
Overrated
Final boss in Forza Horizon 5 be like
juan nagata
Yo there is a video on that too and it’s the clip from this one
@@ahnafrafedahsan929 “El bandolero”
Nothing is more important then *family*
@@thestormthatisapproaching9533 yeah
Only a bad worksman blames his tools
Oh damn it’s you
Big fan bro😍😍
What does this comment mean in context with the video? His car looks specifically modified to do exactly this. His tools aren't bad at all, and he looks like a great driver. So what's this comment actually referring to?
I don't get it. I don't get how he won the race because to me it looks like he waaaaayyy overheld the 1st gear. You can hear the engine reach the RPM limiter for a while before he switches to second. I've made this mistake many times myself but point is he fucked up the shift and still won lol.
@@tovarish3432 You should delete that because you're making a fool of yourself.
I love how he shifts gears to the tempo of the song
Jokes aside, can we appreciate his ludicrously quick gear changes.
They ain’t ludicrously quick there just ludicrously hard, he’s slamming it into gear
Kevin Myers how does one move quickly without being forceful?
Who says this is a joke?
Can't find em grind em!
He’s got a super clutch
The way this dude changes gears is why the term is “PUNCH IT”
@Blessed are the Wicked What FAF guys?.....(ps: I know it is fast and furious ok.)
@@ZaitroSilau fast and furious
@@I_Know_I_Am_right_but... I know I just was joking. as if referencing that they are not famous like Pablo Speedy Gonzales here
Working the man pedal and rowing your own.
😂😂😂 I’m crying
"Started from the bottom now we way up"
Traco
Started from the border**
@bfdi firey aye what's up 👋
@@cashchino2496 Trump Caca
@@cashchino2496 still salty ab the election aren’t ya mate
Masterpiece, just simply a work of art, this single clip of a movie really explains a situation in Mexico a lot, gracias amigo for another beautiful masterpiece 🙏🇲🇽💖
Mexican daughter: "I'm at my boyfriend's house."
Mexican Father:
LMAO XD
Chistoso me rei
@3BOD7H 🤣
Nasty uncut daddy kok
I'm the 1000th person that like d your comment
Everybody gangsta till the Mexican guy pulls out his 2006 Honda Civic
that is not honda ..but Nissan
Branley Freddie He switched wheels, nothin like controlling a ferrari engine with a nissan wheel you know?
if he had ferrari engine he would be 20 seconds behind the other guy
So funny how dumb the op comment is. A honda motor would slay a ferrari.
Is that a supra?!
Jesus christ, bro was cooking in first gear for a solid 5 seconds.
He thinks: "I have more"
@@trabadix he had to have been redlining before that shift to second
He was waiting for the wheel spin to stop otherwise he would have booged the engine in 2nd gear
@@batmath03 yeah and lost alot of traction and speed.
Lets not forget the "underground" wrk done. I thought y'all knew.. Easily hittin 60 in 1st.
Police officer: “You know why I pulled you over?”
This Dude: “Driving to fast?”
Police officer: “No, flying to low.”
Redbull gives you wings
Too*
Too*
@@jackychang9148 c'mon man, really?
@@kristyandesouza5980 Yes really. I admit it. I'm an a-hole.
@@jackychang9148 you're not an a-hole, it's all cool man
When you tell your mexican dad that the modelo is 20% off at La Chiquita
Lmao my dad right there
Gay
@@leromx5313 gay
😂
Lol howd you know
Formula 1 ❌❌
Formula Juan ✅✅
Tbf Montoya was fun to watch
@Abhyudaya Bhatnagar stolen from other reply in other RUclips video comment
@Abhyudaya Bhatnagar Who cares?
@Abhyudaya Bhatnagar 🤓🤓🤓
@abhyudayabhatnagar2488gonna cry?
Dct: "fastest transmission ever"
Manuel: "hold up wait a minute...who is the king now huh"
This dude did not even bat an eye the whole time.
Lmfao
Eye lid
That shift into 4th gear never fails to satisfy me
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@@astralvectis He was reaching rev limit to get the most power out of the car.
@@astralvectis he shifted late to gain traction, dummy.
s m o o t h
Me who dont understand shit about cars: what?
@@Biluseu I'm guessing you.
When the Juarez Cartel calls to tell you still owe them drugs money.
If you don't pay you're gonna end up in elBlogDelNarco.__.
Then Alejandro and his CIA contractor friends show up
Same thing goes for Sinaloa Cartel
@@armandobueno1681 Damn that's true.
And the best friend is the CIA papá.