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  • @4Matic280
    @4Matic280 4 года назад +25562

    Everyone gangsta’ until Pablo hits 3rd gear.

  • @TheCoolStyle
    @TheCoolStyle 4 года назад +18632

    Gas prices: *Drop by 1 cent*
    Dads:

    • @TimDaOne
      @TimDaOne 4 года назад +18

      @Audi A4 2.5 TDI In the Netherlands Shell costs 1,499/L V95

    • @thewhisperizm
      @thewhisperizm 4 года назад +9

      @Audi A4 2.5 TDI euros arent used on mexico my friend

    • @Chadison
      @Chadison 4 года назад +2

      421st liked

    • @konkeysdong5866
      @konkeysdong5866 4 года назад +3

      haha for real

    • @eagleontech53
      @eagleontech53 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yashsvidixit7169
    @yashsvidixit7169 4 года назад +27869

    Manuel transmission

  • @VICIOUSLYFAST
    @VICIOUSLYFAST Год назад +3848

    For the porche driver, it was the most important day of his life.
    For El bandolero, it was Tuesday.

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Год назад

      Don't take the v@ccine trust in the LORD ALMIGHTY and if you already taken it please pray to GOD about it because it is a deception!!!!

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Год назад +26

      JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!!.!!.

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Год назад

      Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear.

    • @DumbOrangeFrog
      @DumbOrangeFrog Год назад +33

      @@jevthompson9044 i have seen you before. are you a bot?

    • @zMazine
      @zMazine Год назад +36

      @@DumbOrangeFrog the answer is yes or just a delusional person

  • @mixrable1212
    @mixrable1212 4 года назад +8435

    Dude just wondering why there's an annoying Porsche trying to race him on his morning route to work

    • @DGamingHub25
      @DGamingHub25 4 года назад +65

      Lmfaoo

    • @lilyoshibeats9860
      @lilyoshibeats9860 4 года назад +15

      Fuck man you make me laugh af 😂😂😂😂

    • @mjernix7656
      @mjernix7656 4 года назад +24

      @name name i don't think he was trying to race you

    • @mr.h4294
      @mr.h4294 4 года назад +3

      Taco delivery

    • @Cabrerajae123
      @Cabrerajae123 4 года назад +8

      "Dejame pasar pendejo"

  • @rambod8008
    @rambod8008 4 года назад +14081

    Mexican dad, when having a race with his daughters boyfriend.

    • @justaguy6415
      @justaguy6415 4 года назад +304

      This comment is gonna blow up mark my words

    • @JamesGalaxy41
      @JamesGalaxy41 4 года назад +21

      Lmao

    • @riccardotaviani9471
      @riccardotaviani9471 4 года назад +46

      I'm gonna ruin the 69th like

    • @BogiMan23
      @BogiMan23 4 года назад +20

      @@riccardotaviani9471 no dont

    • @marceljan007
      @marceljan007 4 года назад +22

      going to go ahead and leave my reply here for when this hits 1k likes and also say that im the 106th like

  • @VioletMilks
    @VioletMilks 4 года назад +9279

    his wife gets home in 5 minutes and he didn’t defrost the chicken

    • @kibou_no_hana_freezia
      @kibou_no_hana_freezia 4 года назад +25

      @A communist LMAO😂

    • @mayssm
      @mayssm 4 года назад +444

      I did that once. So I put the chicken in a pot on the stove and cranked it up. It now looked dethawed, but the stove was still hot. So NOW she's going to ask what I was cooking. So I took ice from the freezer and put it on the stove to cool it down. Then the stove got covered in water, and she's going to ask where all the water came from. THEN I got a giant towel and mopped up all the water. NOW she's going to ask where her towel went, so I hid the towel in the basement. Mission accomplished.

    • @YTshashmeera
      @YTshashmeera 4 года назад +134

      @@mayssm anything just to survive amirite?

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 4 года назад +107

      @@mayssm all that work just to not get nagged by the misus. Hero.

    • @chelsea7918
      @chelsea7918 4 года назад +114

      Saboth
      *_Improvise. Adapt. Overcome._*

  • @namevame23
    @namevame23 Год назад +2428

    Tachometer: ❌
    Taco-meter: ✅

    • @iquitokay
      @iquitokay 11 месяцев назад +10

      You stole this comment! Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum-bum-bum!

    • @sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647
      @sayingnigromakesyoutubecry2647 9 месяцев назад +14

      In Spanish it's said taco - metro 😅

    • @kidastra1339
      @kidastra1339 8 месяцев назад +4

      Correct it’s taco-meter is right

    • @mars-jr5uu
      @mars-jr5uu 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@iquitokayI love you

    • @dunney5703
      @dunney5703 7 месяцев назад

      666 likes, would be a shame if somebody werr to ruin it :(((

  • @b-camp
    @b-camp 4 года назад +7812

    The police don't pull him over for speeding they pull him over for an autograph.

  • @jongeetv8740
    @jongeetv8740 4 года назад +5477

    Its not even fair... his mustache gives him like 50 extra horsepower.

  • @ryanknight2718
    @ryanknight2718 4 года назад +12720

    “Hey dad that car next to us looks fast”

  • @riki_tiki_ti
    @riki_tiki_ti 5 месяцев назад +316

    Porsche: petrol powered ❌
    Nissan: Pedro powered ✔️

  • @skunk12
    @skunk12 4 года назад +4087

    Everything is better when you rock a moustache like that.

    • @15remy
      @15remy 4 года назад +40

      Pablo Escobar is fast

    • @skunk12
      @skunk12 4 года назад +3

      @@15remy Fast, Fast, Fast!

    • @skunk12
      @skunk12 4 года назад +1

      @Joaquin Jimenez you dont know... maybe that IS Pablo Escobar. 🤯

    • @skunk12
      @skunk12 4 года назад

      @Joaquin Jimenez 😆🤣😄😂👍

    • @nohandsajkula5842
      @nohandsajkula5842 4 года назад

      @Joaquin Jimenez he looks like pablo escobar. How someone looks doesn't have anything to do with his nationality

  • @cryptidian3530
    @cryptidian3530 3 года назад +11563

    I love how aggressive his gear shifts are. It's like he's pushing the stick into the dashboard. xD

    • @Me2goTi
      @Me2goTi 3 года назад +327

      I love doing it. So bad for your gearbox but so damn satifsying! LMAO

    • @LucasNasta
      @LucasNasta 3 года назад +34

      Makes me cringe

    • @wavezz2038
      @wavezz2038 3 года назад +382

      @@LucasNasta like your channel.

    • @LucasNasta
      @LucasNasta 3 года назад +15

      Gottem

    • @1.ashleyh
      @1.ashleyh 3 года назад +7

      @@wavezz2038 😳

  • @carlossolis8484
    @carlossolis8484 4 года назад +76447

    Formula one❌
    Formula Juan✔

    • @SuperMushroomCake
      @SuperMushroomCake 4 года назад +1222

      I have one for Juan, just one...one hypothetical, Juan. As Juan the wonderkid, the rising number one of Formula One, Juan, one wonders, should Juan only win one Formula One, one year...would Juan want to have won that one in Round One, Juan?

    • @gavin7261
      @gavin7261 4 года назад +226

      Muukeh either this stops or I leave
      : Juan leaves

    • @JackLucasCaffrey
      @JackLucasCaffrey 4 года назад +123

      @@SuperMushroomCake well one of them would be in round one!

    • @juanbeltran9363
      @juanbeltran9363 4 года назад +128

      that was rude

    • @plague5831
      @plague5831 4 года назад +26

      M'lord

  • @SHDW-nf2ki
    @SHDW-nf2ki Год назад +764

    That clutch is stronger than my will to live

    • @Ryazan-Sugar
      @Ryazan-Sugar 10 месяцев назад +8

      ..BRUH??

    • @SwapBlogRU
      @SwapBlogRU 8 месяцев назад +9

      Come on dude

    • @kalebbruwer
      @kalebbruwer 6 месяцев назад +7

      Well then for all we know you're doing fine

    • @retrogorilla6523
      @retrogorilla6523 6 месяцев назад +3

      Anyone's will to live us weaker than that clutch

    • @ayuh8911
      @ayuh8911 4 месяца назад +1

      The joke went over most people 😭..
      ..... only the racist jokes were understood😂

  • @himehomemi5642
    @himehomemi5642 4 года назад +5331

    For yellow car, his whole world was shattered that day. For Juan Carlos, it was tuesday.

    • @zackwestrules
      @zackwestrules 4 года назад +66

      That made my day

    • @Jlazy
      @Jlazy 4 года назад +27

      Every day is a Tuesday for me

    • @wielbladtibijski
      @wielbladtibijski 4 года назад +18

      it was tuesday...
      TACO TUESDAY
      *epic guitar riff*

    • @ryanlee7514
      @ryanlee7514 4 года назад +2

      This made me feel like a legend

    • @squidwardfromua
      @squidwardfromua 4 года назад +7

      Yellow car had no chance. Mexican guy have just decided to drive so slowly. I bet if yellow would be going 20 km/h faster, Mexican would do the same.

  • @eurylachos
    @eurylachos 4 года назад +7836

    Nobody:
    Gta Taxi drivers:

    • @anthonypritchard2798
      @anthonypritchard2798 4 года назад +167

      only when you skip the trip, otherwise ummm, 10 years of driving

    • @Leonadsam
      @Leonadsam 4 года назад +105

      @@anthonypritchard2798 and they always fall from the mountains

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants 4 года назад +28

      Nobody jokes are shit.

    • @esalvador4197
      @esalvador4197 4 года назад +48

      @@TrianglePants STFU you have no taste in memes

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants 4 года назад +9

      @@esalvador4197 bet you liked your own comment unoriginal memer

  • @videoschingones4835
    @videoschingones4835 3 года назад +27086

    Vin diesel: ❌
    Juan gasoline: ✅

  • @olexandr1997
    @olexandr1997 Год назад +293

    Plane departure: 10 AM
    Dad at 6 AM:

  • @kylebeguhl8516
    @kylebeguhl8516 3 года назад +6742

    Ah, yes.
    *Formula Juan.*

  • @Stupidhaole808
    @Stupidhaole808 3 года назад +3782

    I bet the guy in the Porsche had a helmet and a five point safety harness on, Mexican guy just has the power of the Virgin Mary protecting him

  • @comicat2881
    @comicat2881 4 года назад +4025

    Guys don’t do this to impress girls, guys do this to impress each other

  • @StalenStefan
    @StalenStefan 9 месяцев назад +71

    This man is a pro at 'Juan Turismo'

  • @PoeticallyTwizted
    @PoeticallyTwizted 3 года назад +3779

    Cop: “Do you know how fast you were going?”
    Guy: “Yes, but I want to hear you say it...”

  • @kimchester1934
    @kimchester1934 4 года назад +44017

    Manual: ❌
    Manuel: ✔

  • @dumbashiko
    @dumbashiko 3 года назад +9363

    This is the equivalent to “I paid for the whole speedometer I’m gonna use the whole speedometer”

    • @nevilsebastian7419
      @nevilsebastian7419 3 года назад +29

      😆

    • @edgararcega3046
      @edgararcega3046 3 года назад +52

      Sadly i haven't used my whole speedometer :( max speed I've hit with my car is 95. And this was unintentionally.

    • @nopegaming2117
      @nopegaming2117 3 года назад +29

      @@edgararcega3046 going down a big hill looking at scenery and you look down and see you need to slow down.

    • @eelsandescalators576
      @eelsandescalators576 3 года назад +4

      Funniest comment

    • @bevinthomas1120
      @bevinthomas1120 3 года назад +3

      lmaoo

  • @VICIOUSLYFAST
    @VICIOUSLYFAST Год назад +131

    The way he changes gears is the reason earth continues to rotate

  • @nameisname9624
    @nameisname9624 3 года назад +19158

    He's not happy he won, he's disappointed you lost.

  • @juuzos6016
    @juuzos6016 4 года назад +5548

    Plot twist: the song is actually coming out of his own stereo.

    • @kushpaladin
      @kushpaladin 4 года назад +45

      how is that a plot twist

    • @samlung2724
      @samlung2724 4 года назад +33

      @@kushpaladin
      The Speaker was broken lol

    • @arvid5850
      @arvid5850 4 года назад +2

      ok?

    • @-Sober-
      @-Sober- 4 года назад

      lmfao

    • @scrapperfri3z
      @scrapperfri3z 4 года назад +15

      Plot twist: it's actually "somebody that I use to know"

  • @aimanck9230
    @aimanck9230 4 года назад +10821

    Need For Speed: *"CABRON"*

  • @kyllepoiencot4361
    @kyllepoiencot4361 Год назад +891

    At the end, he lets the competition pass cause he knows he already won. Doesn’t even have to sweat the last bit of the race to prove it. What a legend!

    • @tornut24
      @tornut24 Год назад +110

      I think he let off because they crossed the finish line 😂

    • @kyllepoiencot4361
      @kyllepoiencot4361 Год назад +31

      @@tornut24 I know; just sounds more heroic the way I put it😂.

    • @QayZef
      @QayZef Год назад +22

      @@kyllepoiencot4361 He is even better than his opponent at stopping the car.

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Год назад

      Please don't accept the digit@l currency or the Artifici@l intelligence (ai) system that is coming, it is against GOD. who have ears let him hear.

    • @jevthompson9044
      @jevthompson9044 Год назад +3

      JESUS is coming soon and JESUS is the only way to salvation accept JESUS as your LORD and SAVIOR today!!!.

  • @JeremyRenthlei
    @JeremyRenthlei 3 года назад +11402

    NFS : Carbon ❌
    NFS: Cabrón ✅

  • @savitasahu1674
    @savitasahu1674 3 года назад +9818

    I swear that moustache gives him another extra 300 hp.

    • @dainco08
      @dainco08 3 года назад +46

      jajjajajajaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @RAAL_ONE1
      @RAAL_ONE1 3 года назад +41

      Soy mexicano xd

    • @lemmy154
      @lemmy154 2 года назад +11

      @@RAAL_ONE1 y?

    • @RAAL_ONE1
      @RAAL_ONE1 2 года назад +13

      @@lemmy154 y que me parece interesante
      Tienes una foto de perfil muy XD
      que simp que eres xd

    • @fire4036
      @fire4036 2 года назад

      666th like xd

  • @harizshahhamin6324
    @harizshahhamin6324 4 года назад +2084

    Car: 150hp
    Pablo: 300hp+

    • @sierraacharlie
      @sierraacharlie 4 года назад +8

      No it’s 1000hp+

    • @cj16423
      @cj16423 4 года назад +7

      No it's 50000HP+

    • @Class43_HST
      @Class43_HST 4 года назад +2

      It’s probably about 670hp

    • @OkieTrash
      @OkieTrash 4 года назад +3

      The car is a 4th gen maxima, stock its makes closer to 190

    • @rickychavez420
      @rickychavez420 4 года назад

      artimmy nice

  • @MKLDSNTA
    @MKLDSNTA Год назад +45

    Everyone's a gangsta until pablo shifts to the 3rd gear

  • @EojinsReviews
    @EojinsReviews 4 года назад +2202

    I really like how "normal" that Mexican guy looks.
    He's not trying to show off, he isn't wearing any hype, he just looks like any guy you'd meet in a Hispanic neighborhood, but nobody is cooler than him in the moment he's behind the wheel shifting those gears. Badass.
    EDIT: "that" to "than"

    • @5000KAITOSHION
      @5000KAITOSHION 4 года назад +93

      Best part is, that car is a fucking maxima

    • @samuelpierce2.088
      @samuelpierce2.088 4 года назад +46

      Bite Sized Ramen Correct me if I’m wrong, but judging by the black dials on the A-pillar next to the driver, it looks like his Maxima has been given a turbo upgrade.

    • @5000KAITOSHION
      @5000KAITOSHION 4 года назад +36

      @@samuelpierce2.088 yeah, he did. You can check out his interview if you just search up "mexican drag race" on youtube. He seems like a cool ass dude

    • @samuelpierce2.088
      @samuelpierce2.088 4 года назад +8

      Bite Sized Ramen Just watched the video and the interview. And yeah, he’s absolutely a cool-ass dude. :)

    • @grape00jellly
      @grape00jellly 4 года назад +1

      Lol he's not Mexican, there's another video where he is interviewed with the car. He's from Central America but I don't remember where exactly 😂

  • @tfarm7015
    @tfarm7015 3 года назад +7222

    Can you imagine how fast he would have gone if he turned his hat backwards?

    • @alvingamer526
      @alvingamer526 3 года назад +393

      Top 10 questions that not even God knows the answer to

    • @geraldomrls456
      @geraldomrls456 3 года назад +476

      That is only for emergencies, our last card, he obviously has the situation under control, so he does not need to activate such power

    • @Skillzfr
      @Skillzfr 3 года назад +63

      @@geraldomrls456 indeed

    • @shoelicker
      @shoelicker 3 года назад +80

      The sound barrier will break

    • @devinrussell2791
      @devinrussell2791 3 года назад +72

      Some say he made a oath, and can never use such a power move because his power would be unmatched and the earth would split in half.

  • @gendoikari1853
    @gendoikari1853 4 года назад +4877

    *When Maria says she's alone at her casa**
    Juan:

  • @communismwithgiggles2515
    @communismwithgiggles2515 Год назад +119

    He is a man of sheer focus, will, and dadication

  • @FallsGaming
    @FallsGaming 4 года назад +3787

    He looks like the most Mexican man there is.

    • @Infinity-lt2qu
      @Infinity-lt2qu 4 года назад +9

      whats that soppose to mean?

    • @oland6021
      @oland6021 4 года назад +80

      there aint many people looking like my boy pablo

    • @filthyanimal874
      @filthyanimal874 4 года назад +60

      Mr.saitama it means that dude looks big time Mexican what else would it mean genius

    • @Infinity-lt2qu
      @Infinity-lt2qu 4 года назад +1

      @@filthyanimal874 I thought he was trying say something else genius

    • @iki_gn
      @iki_gn 4 года назад +9

      Not most of Mexican mans look like this, I am Mexican and I see few people like this.

  • @devnath963
    @devnath963 3 года назад +9971

    Plot twist: Hes actually Dominic torretos dad

    • @ZeRiKyU
      @ZeRiKyU 3 года назад +82

      Who? Oh Vin diesel's stand!

    • @phhs_snare
      @phhs_snare 3 года назад +28

      I wouldn’t be surprised if it was

    • @foxpl9298
      @foxpl9298 3 года назад +9

      Its his grandpa

    • @Alex-wk2dp
      @Alex-wk2dp 3 года назад +22

      Doms not Mexican but it goes good

    • @floridacracker1032
      @floridacracker1032 3 года назад +9

      He’s double clutching

  • @jasonander4964
    @jasonander4964 3 года назад +7788

    Sick mustache: ✅
    Dad hat: ✅
    Mexican: ✅
    Aggressive shifting: ✅
    This is the formula for the perfect man

    • @isick357
      @isick357 3 года назад +73

      Agreed

    • @MirelRC
      @MirelRC 3 года назад +241

      I bet he has some hair on his chest too.

    • @GTSA-eo6es
      @GTSA-eo6es 3 года назад +82

      the gigachad

    • @armaslohemadu
      @armaslohemadu 3 года назад +32

      Or
      This os the perfect man for Formula

    • @jasonander4964
      @jasonander4964 3 года назад +13

      @@armaslohemadu ....
      Genius

  • @eyesturnedeverinward
    @eyesturnedeverinward Год назад +61

    Damn Jose slamming them gears like they owe him something 😂

  • @GREG-xw1wz
    @GREG-xw1wz 3 года назад +16442

    The way he changes gears aggressively and just the overall Mexican dad look is the most perfect power stance.

    • @kingofmordor3987
      @kingofmordor3987 3 года назад +85

      Ñ

    • @purgeyt4392
      @purgeyt4392 3 года назад +59

      Nah he just one of those drug lords

    • @luzgonzo
      @luzgonzo 3 года назад +19

      @@purgeyt4392 you're a sad loser

    • @cram4425
      @cram4425 3 года назад +177

      @@purgeyt4392 why would he be a drug lord??

    • @abimanyub6194
      @abimanyub6194 3 года назад +36

      @@cram4425 Probably because Mexico were known for Drug War for example is like El Chapo

  • @Madara-cu3gj
    @Madara-cu3gj 4 года назад +2776

    When this guy drives a car the ambulance makes room for him to pass.

  • @joshieeaxwell9758
    @joshieeaxwell9758 4 года назад +7085

    Baseball cap: x20 shifting capability
    Mexican Shirt: +100 HP
    Jesus necklace: +750 HP
    Mustache: +999 HP

    • @tapiaisautismo4394
      @tapiaisautismo4394 4 года назад +165

      For a second I thought you meant "Health Points"

    • @erojerisiz1571
      @erojerisiz1571 4 года назад +107

      Taco: +900 HP

    • @predvcecerom
      @predvcecerom 4 года назад +6

      Do you really not hp to drive a car faster ?

    • @gasser5001
      @gasser5001 4 года назад +62

      These numbers seem accurate. Let’s hope they don’t nerf him next patch.

    • @blanche1935
      @blanche1935 4 года назад +26

      @@predvcecerom It's Horse Power lol

  • @davidtucker3538
    @davidtucker3538 Год назад +11

    Seems like the guy discovered gears 7, 8, 9 and 10 in manual.

  • @vxruss3384
    @vxruss3384 4 года назад +4178

    Me: Dad look a porsche
    My dad:

    • @vector_pleevich1925
      @vector_pleevich1925 4 года назад +5

      vxruss hi

    • @vxruss3384
      @vxruss3384 4 года назад +4

      @@vector_pleevich1925 wasup

    • @t_h_f7931
      @t_h_f7931 4 года назад +70

      We all have a dad trying to impress his child

    • @carpii0576
      @carpii0576 4 года назад +4

      fuck i can relate

    • @Eule153
      @Eule153 4 года назад +1

      @@t_h_f7931 ye

  • @Aliali-yo1oh
    @Aliali-yo1oh 3 года назад +4684

    when pablo races against her daughter's boyfriend to see if he worths it:

    • @c92k54
      @c92k54 3 года назад +142

      Apparently pablo is a female

    • @kumarpriyanshujha
      @kumarpriyanshujha 3 года назад +64

      @@c92k54 pablito

    • @Iamlostofwords
      @Iamlostofwords 3 года назад +31

      Everybody gangsta till Pablo starts-wait, N-NANI, KANSEI DORIFTO!?

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 3 года назад +4

      @@c92k54 😂😂

    • @rodo7274
      @rodo7274 3 года назад +3

      @@c92k54 Paula

  • @ymac7245
    @ymac7245 3 года назад +3888

    My man even got his favorite mexican soap playing on his screen. Can't afford to miss an episode

    • @cdevidal
      @cdevidal 3 года назад +72

      He’s watching Gotye :-)

    • @zedrickbarsinal8576
      @zedrickbarsinal8576 3 года назад +61

      That's somebody I used to know by gotye

    • @mmiguel7003
      @mmiguel7003 3 года назад +5

      Really 1.1K likes on this comment and only 3 people said anything

    • @steverambo7599
      @steverambo7599 3 года назад +3

      Holy shit I never rven noticed

    • @blackshrooms1053
      @blackshrooms1053 3 года назад +9

      It’s a novela but ok

  • @CookieVortex
    @CookieVortex Год назад +152

    POV: You overpay the Mexican uber

  • @chicharito3479
    @chicharito3479 3 года назад +11520

    As a Mexican, this is how my dad drives.

    • @abraham7240
      @abraham7240 3 года назад +198

      FR my dad is always like this whenever he gets on a road that isn’t illegal to go fast on

    • @Broskionthwway
      @Broskionthwway 3 года назад +21

      LOLLL

    • @EJSMiranda
      @EJSMiranda 3 года назад +17

      True

    • @doem_0.1
      @doem_0.1 3 года назад +22

      my dad is legit the opposite

    • @11magiic
      @11magiic 3 года назад +7

      No es gracioso.

  • @randomlyentertaining8287
    @randomlyentertaining8287 3 года назад +12899

    I just love how calm and focused he is.

  • @slipstream215
    @slipstream215 4 года назад +2085

    Dude in Porsche : whoever wins gets to have free diesel for 1 month
    Mexican dude : Win Diesel

    • @zeeshanmirza3331
      @zeeshanmirza3331 3 года назад +4

      LoL 😆

    • @anth0ny_unplugged173
      @anth0ny_unplugged173 3 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @counter-ex
      @counter-ex 3 года назад +1

      He don't needs it, he already got three gas stations

    • @daymen1400
      @daymen1400 3 года назад +2

      @@counter-ex So the dude in Porsche buys the Diesel for the gas stations and the mexican guy sells them and badically gets tons of money

    • @counter-ex
      @counter-ex 3 года назад

      @@daymen1400 exactly

  • @huntabadday2663
    @huntabadday2663 Год назад +15

    This guy will make any car go fast just by being near it.

  • @duhan-w23
    @duhan-w23 3 года назад +4007

    ''dad theres only 2 minutes left im gonna be late to school''
    the dad:

    • @Zachanimation1118
      @Zachanimation1118 3 года назад +36

      That's a good dad

    • @Amandeep68Singh
      @Amandeep68Singh 3 года назад +13

      DaDaddy*

    • @domechanic4510
      @domechanic4510 3 года назад +8

      @@Amandeep68Singh let's goo

    • @TheNightsWolfYT
      @TheNightsWolfYT 3 года назад +3

      I’m pretty sure he just wants to get rid of you real quick

    • @mir0h2714
      @mir0h2714 3 года назад +9

      I don’t have a dad so I’m replacing this with my oldest brother. He drives like he’s on a race track and I feel like I’m about to fly out the car if he ever slams on his brakes.

  • @tekeristonline
    @tekeristonline Год назад +76

    Girls: Omg this is manual i can't drive it.
    The boys:

  • @devnath963
    @devnath963 3 года назад +904

    Vin diesel: ❌
    Juan Petrol: ✅

  • @alvanos1302
    @alvanos1302 4 года назад +5012

    This guy became one with the song,
    He shifts according to the beat!

    • @johntelekom9712
      @johntelekom9712 4 года назад +111

      He also shifts harder than he hits his wife

    • @alexanderwalker5473
      @alexanderwalker5473 4 года назад +3

      Hey I just saw you on the other gas meme about the ambulance

    • @SensitiveDilemma
      @SensitiveDilemma 4 года назад +11

      U copied the comment one above u. Loser.

    • @masterthotslayer9601
      @masterthotslayer9601 4 года назад +2

      ELECTROSPIRIT 5 I know right fookin lame fuck

    • @skyline1265
      @skyline1265 4 года назад

      @@johntelekom9712 lmao XD

  • @chemicalradiant5303
    @chemicalradiant5303 4 года назад +2218

    POV: You're late to school and your dad is mexican.

  • @derrationaleDude
    @derrationaleDude 5 месяцев назад +11

    His facial expression: This is going to be an easy win bro.

  • @mattiasantangelo9421
    @mattiasantangelo9421 4 года назад +2291

    mexico is home of speed masters since ever: speedy gonzalez, this guy etc...

    • @thenewjgg
      @thenewjgg 3 года назад +3

      @@ASMR-ow9ps good for you

    • @mizra7
      @mizra7 3 года назад

      lol

    • @dontclickmydescription9671
      @dontclickmydescription9671 3 года назад +1

      @@ASMR-ow9ps damn... u got me eating a marshmallow

    • @IsraelGonzalez-nw4cj
      @IsraelGonzalez-nw4cj 3 года назад +5

      That's racist and i approve it

    • @MeisJinay
      @MeisJinay 3 года назад +8

      Thats why the fast and the furious the chracter dom is from mexico

  • @mannequinfukr
    @mannequinfukr 7 лет назад +18848

    Anyone notice how the shifts were synced with the song

  • @radderz6538
    @radderz6538 3 года назад +6307

    The fact that the gear changes are in sync with the song makes this even better

  • @primeacc5989
    @primeacc5989 Год назад +83

    Formula One : ❌
    Formula Juan : ✅

  • @Cafferssss
    @Cafferssss 4 года назад +679

    Never underestimate the speeds that a moustache adds.

  • @alek385
    @alek385 4 года назад +1460

    He is gripping that shifter like it did something wrong.

    • @cavityvavity520
      @cavityvavity520 4 года назад +5

      Its called a shift stick or a gear m8

    • @TheOnlyReefShark
      @TheOnlyReefShark 4 года назад +27

      @@cavityvavity520 did you atleast get the joke

    • @cavityvavity520
      @cavityvavity520 4 года назад +4

      @@TheOnlyReefShark Hey no worries bro i did, just informing of the right way to write it^^

    • @Tobi-xj8xw
      @Tobi-xj8xw 4 года назад +10

      @@cavityvavity520 shift stick is correct,
      but a gear is incorrect as it refers to a single wheel or disk that transfers mechanical force via teeth to other gears, or it may refer to a single of the possible gear ratios of a gear box

    • @cavityvavity520
      @cavityvavity520 4 года назад

      @@Tobi-xj8xw It takes 3 seconds to Google to check that what i said what right

  • @billnye69
    @billnye69 4 года назад +6030

    I married a Mexican woman and half her uncles look like this guy. lol

    • @benjaminbiro5849
      @benjaminbiro5849 4 года назад +161

      How many Mexican women have you married? lmao

    • @billnye69
      @billnye69 4 года назад +475

      @@benjaminbiro5849 When you marry one, you feel married to them all. The number of family get togethers is madness.

    • @vlomman
      @vlomman 4 года назад +140

      @@billnye69 Was just about to type this, You are correct sir. The baseball cap and the stash is the fashion for the older Mexicans.

    • @krzysztofczerminski5135
      @krzysztofczerminski5135 4 года назад +38

      I am from Poland fellos but i ve just made a visualization of "typical older mexican" and i bursted laughing

    • @fumonisinaocratoxina8629
      @fumonisinaocratoxina8629 4 года назад +81

      I'm mexican and half my family looks like him xD

  • @Vergil1233x
    @Vergil1233x Год назад +51

    Fun fact : every video shorter than one minute is legendary

  • @jorgeresendiz4200
    @jorgeresendiz4200 4 года назад +2209

    Plot Twist: The car is stock! All that power is coming from that badass mustache!

    • @rileybrink1415
      @rileybrink1415 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @MrAnonymousme10
      @MrAnonymousme10 4 года назад +59

      and he used tequila as a fuel instead of gasoline

    • @blaydenappollis9406
      @blaydenappollis9406 4 года назад +14

      That moustache makes the nissan maximus manly enough to beat a porsche nahh thats facial goals 😂

    • @cristianavalosz
      @cristianavalosz 4 года назад +1

      The Car Is A Powerful Mexican Tsuru

    • @peretrex4881
      @peretrex4881 4 года назад +1

      It is.

  • @RandomlyRantful
    @RandomlyRantful 4 года назад +3684

    The other guy tried to get a rolling start too. Nice shifting, hombre.

    • @rafaelcobossanchez5778
      @rafaelcobossanchez5778 4 года назад +32

      In spanish we translate the "man" to "tio" which is like "guy" but literally translated means "uncle" lmao

    • @rafaelcobossanchez5778
      @rafaelcobossanchez5778 4 года назад +6

      @Daniel McCoy we often say primo too but not as often as tio. In the south we even say "pri" which is a way to shorten "primo". God bless spanish language no matter if it is from south America or Spain

    • @steelspy
      @steelspy 4 года назад +8

      Rafael Cobos Sánchez *sad puerto rican noises*

    • @rafaelcobossanchez5778
      @rafaelcobossanchez5778 4 года назад

      @@steelspy no amigo nooo

    • @Zebrox_Editz
      @Zebrox_Editz 4 года назад

      Hi

  • @LimiIity
    @LimiIity 3 года назад +3179

    Ah, so this is the Manuel transmission they were talking about!

  • @DesgraciadoMaldito
    @DesgraciadoMaldito 2 месяца назад +4

    The only man Toretto fears.

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 4 года назад +3925

    Need For Speed: *Most Juanted*

    • @diland3443
      @diland3443 4 года назад +20

      Jaja

    • @nissanskylinegt-r32nur94
      @nissanskylinegt-r32nur94 4 года назад +153

      Need for speed : Cabron

    • @t_h_f7931
      @t_h_f7931 4 года назад +8

      lWorn_ Daggerl Big brain here stealing comments in desperate attempt to be funny

    • @Arvipa.
      @Arvipa. 4 года назад +7

      @@nissanskylinegt-r32nur94 you need more likes 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lucian288
      @lucian288 4 года назад +11

      Need For Speed : Pal Carajo Nos Vamos

  • @judgerivers7631
    @judgerivers7631 4 года назад +1784

    The odds of beating this guy are a million to Juan..

  • @solelgammal
    @solelgammal 3 года назад +2710

    Never ask:
    A man his salary
    A woman her weight
    A Mexican how fast they can go

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 3 года назад +49

      I have a friend (a girl) who knew a very fast Mexican man... if you know what I mean

    • @solelgammal
      @solelgammal 3 года назад +5

      @@MrlspPrt yeah i know

    • @diegomora997
      @diegomora997 3 года назад +17

      @@MrlspPrt Lol the nationality doesn't matter if you are talking about it.

    • @mccrock2820
      @mccrock2820 3 года назад +5

      I know it’s a joke but the guy said he is Guatemalan

    • @Thamizh_aarvalar_007
      @Thamizh_aarvalar_007 3 года назад +6

      @@MrlspPrt if mexicans are legends, then africans would be gods in those speeds😊 hope u understand

  • @varganyamuvek
    @varganyamuvek Месяц назад +2

    He used to be afraid of cars. Now cars are afraid of him.

  • @lucascarvalholobo8334
    @lucascarvalholobo8334 6 лет назад +23703

    When Trump says he's opening the border for the one who crosses faster

    • @MAGA2024.
      @MAGA2024. 6 лет назад +214

      Funny af u made my day hahahaha

    • @Xavier-lz7rn
      @Xavier-lz7rn 5 лет назад +291

      SWAG GAMES ツ - GAMEPLAYS Y MAS! Im mexican and thats is funny as a hell.

    • @LeninuZ
      @LeninuZ 4 года назад +25

      Rlly funny, jajaja 😂

    • @nathanielhamer7699
      @nathanielhamer7699 4 года назад +106

      Cheeko: AY SALVADOR
      Salvador: what is it cheeko
      Cheeko: DONALD TRUMP HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT
      Salvador: so?
      Cheeko: HE'S OPENING THE BORDER FOR THE FIRST AMEGO TO GO IN
      Salvador: 0:06

    • @load7791
      @load7791 4 года назад +52

      @@Fernand0_ Not really how racism works, but alright

  • @f.b.i5261
    @f.b.i5261 3 года назад +9829

    Japan dude: I am speed
    Mexican guy: *hold my taco*

  • @zesped1259
    @zesped1259 4 года назад +3655

    The car is not that fast without:
    Hat (100hp)
    Moustache (1000hp)
    That shirt (500hp)
    No hype or anything (623 762hp)

    • @soupfan1
      @soupfan1 4 года назад +44

      juan´s taco power,( *YES* hp)

    • @deadassbird3763
      @deadassbird3763 4 года назад +17

      Taco aura (1000000hp)

    • @yoboisteven1741
      @yoboisteven1741 4 года назад +19

      Also the cross around the rear view mirror adds about 1000hp.

    • @fone5003
      @fone5003 4 года назад +9

      Eurobeat (69,420hp)

    • @The747Isnotdead
      @The747Isnotdead 4 года назад +4

      we mexicans.... AGREE

  • @crisfirestar4857
    @crisfirestar4857 10 месяцев назад +13

    Horse power ❎
    Horacio power ✅

  • @taxevasion5822
    @taxevasion5822 3 года назад +2410

    Porsche: Lets Race!
    Nissan: So you have choosen DEATH!

    • @zaidshobaki535
      @zaidshobaki535 3 года назад +16

      'The gta police mpcs'

    • @bornaar9299
      @bornaar9299 3 года назад +7

      @@zaidshobaki535 npcs*

    • @xgamergamer8585
      @xgamergamer8585 3 года назад +9

      It’s not the Nissan u think like the gtr it’s the old broken down cars

    • @gonzo-ub6vb
      @gonzo-ub6vb 3 года назад +14

      @@xgamergamer8585 2003 Nissan Maxima !

    • @123andre5
      @123andre5 3 года назад +1

      Overrated

  • @iAsbestos
    @iAsbestos 3 года назад +1406

    Final boss in Forza Horizon 5 be like

  • @KarstenBelt
    @KarstenBelt 4 года назад +16873

    Only a bad worksman blames his tools

    • @tomnook9829
      @tomnook9829 4 года назад +62

      Oh damn it’s you

    • @c69lucifer
      @c69lucifer 4 года назад +14

      Big fan bro😍😍

    • @TheDonBoston
      @TheDonBoston 4 года назад +159

      What does this comment mean in context with the video? His car looks specifically modified to do exactly this. His tools aren't bad at all, and he looks like a great driver. So what's this comment actually referring to?

    • @tovarish3432
      @tovarish3432 4 года назад +25

      I don't get it. I don't get how he won the race because to me it looks like he waaaaayyy overheld the 1st gear. You can hear the engine reach the RPM limiter for a while before he switches to second. I've made this mistake many times myself but point is he fucked up the shift and still won lol.

    • @Manuel_Valentino
      @Manuel_Valentino 4 года назад +43

      @@tovarish3432 You should delete that because you're making a fool of yourself.

  • @13Yeared
    @13Yeared Год назад +12

    I love how he shifts gears to the tempo of the song

  • @markman278
    @markman278 4 года назад +4925

    Jokes aside, can we appreciate his ludicrously quick gear changes.

    • @Newrangetank
      @Newrangetank 4 года назад +259

      They ain’t ludicrously quick there just ludicrously hard, he’s slamming it into gear

    • @markman278
      @markman278 4 года назад +172

      Kevin Myers how does one move quickly without being forceful?

    • @sneakytaze5336
      @sneakytaze5336 4 года назад +24

      Who says this is a joke?

    • @meganwyatt1607
      @meganwyatt1607 4 года назад +16

      Can't find em grind em!

    • @ivancorrales4531
      @ivancorrales4531 4 года назад +6

      He’s got a super clutch

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 3 года назад +2674

    The way this dude changes gears is why the term is “PUNCH IT”

    • @ZaitroSilau
      @ZaitroSilau 3 года назад +2

      @Blessed are the Wicked What FAF guys?.....(ps: I know it is fast and furious ok.)

    • @I_Know_I_Am_right_but...
      @I_Know_I_Am_right_but... 3 года назад +1

      @@ZaitroSilau fast and furious

    • @ZaitroSilau
      @ZaitroSilau 3 года назад

      @@I_Know_I_Am_right_but... I know I just was joking. as if referencing that they are not famous like Pablo Speedy Gonzales here

    • @davidmurphy1207
      @davidmurphy1207 3 года назад +1

      Working the man pedal and rowing your own.

    • @joeyproblem8207
      @joeyproblem8207 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂 I’m crying

  • @impvct
    @impvct 3 года назад +4048

    "Started from the bottom now we way up"

  • @Clock_Man_2763
    @Clock_Man_2763 Год назад +22

    Masterpiece, just simply a work of art, this single clip of a movie really explains a situation in Mexico a lot, gracias amigo for another beautiful masterpiece 🙏🇲🇽💖

  • @jean-roschprudencio930
    @jean-roschprudencio930 4 года назад +1185

    Mexican daughter: "I'm at my boyfriend's house."
    Mexican Father:

  • @m4dm890
    @m4dm890 4 года назад +3733

    Everybody gangsta till the Mexican guy pulls out his 2006 Honda Civic

    • @branleyfreddie310
      @branleyfreddie310 4 года назад +129

      that is not honda ..but Nissan

    • @rajchow1
      @rajchow1 4 года назад +19

      Branley Freddie He switched wheels, nothin like controlling a ferrari engine with a nissan wheel you know?

    • @brutalnyas5639
      @brutalnyas5639 4 года назад +44

      if he had ferrari engine he would be 20 seconds behind the other guy

    • @Rob_Nasty
      @Rob_Nasty 4 года назад +13

      So funny how dumb the op comment is. A honda motor would slay a ferrari.

    • @assootoshmotah2350
      @assootoshmotah2350 4 года назад +6

      Is that a supra?!

  • @3DQuan
    @3DQuan 4 года назад +7502

    Jesus christ, bro was cooking in first gear for a solid 5 seconds.

    • @trabadix
      @trabadix 4 года назад +419

      He thinks: "I have more"

    • @3DQuan
      @3DQuan 4 года назад +298

      @@trabadix he had to have been redlining before that shift to second

    • @batmath03
      @batmath03 4 года назад +676

      He was waiting for the wheel spin to stop otherwise he would have booged the engine in 2nd gear

    • @3DQuan
      @3DQuan 4 года назад +125

      @@batmath03 yeah and lost alot of traction and speed.

    • @joshuazavala9146
      @joshuazavala9146 4 года назад +83

      Lets not forget the "underground" wrk done. I thought y'all knew.. Easily hittin 60 in 1st.

  • @grantbroeker
    @grantbroeker 3 года назад +5027

    Police officer: “You know why I pulled you over?”
    This Dude: “Driving to fast?”
    Police officer: “No, flying to low.”

  • @chocolatewhale3656
    @chocolatewhale3656 4 года назад +2126

    When you tell your mexican dad that the modelo is 20% off at La Chiquita

  • @joeldjeverett
    @joeldjeverett 2 года назад +3740

    Formula 1 ❌❌
    Formula Juan ✅✅

    • @nachoalvarez7171
      @nachoalvarez7171 Год назад +14

      Tbf Montoya was fun to watch

    • @urnoob5528
      @urnoob5528 Год назад +20

      @Abhyudaya Bhatnagar stolen from other reply in other RUclips video comment

    • @mr.gainiacii889
      @mr.gainiacii889 Год назад +17

      @Abhyudaya Bhatnagar Who cares?

    • @maybewinter
      @maybewinter Год назад +12

      @Abhyudaya Bhatnagar 🤓🤓🤓

    • @noppriawan2683
      @noppriawan2683 Год назад +9

      ​@abhyudayabhatnagar2488gonna cry?

  • @gigabyte_3
    @gigabyte_3 2 месяца назад +1

    Dct: "fastest transmission ever"
    Manuel: "hold up wait a minute...who is the king now huh"

  • @rahuljoshi1573
    @rahuljoshi1573 4 года назад +633

    This dude did not even bat an eye the whole time.

  • @FarmYardGaming
    @FarmYardGaming 3 года назад +1122

    That shift into 4th gear never fails to satisfy me
    0:15

    • @alanwatts8239
      @alanwatts8239 3 года назад +10

      @@astralvectis He was reaching rev limit to get the most power out of the car.

    • @eclipse1201
      @eclipse1201 3 года назад +13

      @@astralvectis he shifted late to gain traction, dummy.

    • @BigCheeseIsReal
      @BigCheeseIsReal 3 года назад +10

      s m o o t h

    • @Biluseu
      @Biluseu 3 года назад +29

      Me who dont understand shit about cars: what?

    • @snugzillal
      @snugzillal 3 года назад +1

      @@Biluseu I'm guessing you.

  • @Dutchfalco
    @Dutchfalco 4 года назад +1130

    When the Juarez Cartel calls to tell you still owe them drugs money.

    • @armandobueno1681
      @armandobueno1681 4 года назад +15

      If you don't pay you're gonna end up in elBlogDelNarco.__.

    • @arshiaaghajani8387
      @arshiaaghajani8387 4 года назад +2

      Then Alejandro and his CIA contractor friends show up

    • @flipmanlet8982
      @flipmanlet8982 4 года назад

      Same thing goes for Sinaloa Cartel

    • @wilsonso5784
      @wilsonso5784 4 года назад +3

      @@armandobueno1681 Damn that's true.

    • @crismunoz651
      @crismunoz651 4 года назад +3

      And the best friend is the CIA papá.