This is absolutely character assassination. If I were (for some reason) to do something like this, i would probably make Donkey a guy who wants to be friendly with everyone regardless of how they respond. In the first book when Donkey finds Fiona naked, it would be so much funnier if he tried to tell jokes to make the situation less awkward, only to make it more awkward. Shrek also would never make a romantic move so quickly. At least make it so the characters share one of the personality traits that they do in the movie. Also, Donkey should get with a dragon character at the end. It's so obvious and everyone makes that joke. I feel like it's only about Shrek because they knew it would give them attention. Either that, or this person genuinely has zero idea about the message of Shrek.
This is absolutely character asssassion .if I were for some reason) to do something like this, I would probably make donkey a guy who wants to be friendly with everyone regardless how they respond. In the first book when donkey finds Fiona naked, it would be so much for real life.
It was Deianira, Heracles' second wife who almost got r worded by Nessos (although it was Megara in the disney movie). And I think greek myths are fair game when it comes to inspirations. Especially since centaurs aren't really known to be cute and innocent.
I do find it really funny that the publisher is G.M. Fairy, as in, God Mother Fairy, implies that the Fairy Godmother from shrek might've just been writing spicy fanfic of the people around her like people write spicy fics about celebs
@ville__ you're in your thirties bragging about how you're a champion of kindness and justice while simultaneously saying cp is cool and stomping on the rainbow flag? oh yeah, totally such a champion of justice. disgusting. I'm sorry you have such a perverted sense of justice
@ville__if you say you make better content than this creator that’s a bit rude when in reality you just make different content. Using someone else’s fame to boost your own is a little annoying, especially when you *probably* don’t even know them. Please stop.
irl, my hottest friends are always the ones who write and share the most insane characters and fics, so i immediately nodded when i saw the authors face lmao
@@jazzishuman as an asexual who plays around because i enjoy the social aspect of it, yea lol. i think it's just perspectives too? like as an ace, you can just see sex objectively, and you see it more on how and why ppl enjoy it? objectively you can understand what makes a person physically attractive as well because generally i think we are more critical abt the physical and emotional attributes if we ever want to have sex w a partner, since we cannot enjoy it otherwise. same with being hot, i suppose. you already can get everyone, what's unattainable? beasts and monsters lmao
Autistic people also seem to write banger relationships for some reason- some of my friends are on the spectrum as well as me. I am not quite sure of how good mine are, but my friends are fantastic at relationship stuff, good or not
I have mixed feelings. On one hand i am glad that shrek is still popular 23 years later. But on the other hand we got lots of weird shrek memes and fanmade stuff. I fear what fanmade stuff and memes will come out When shrek 5 comes out next year
0:09 I KNOW THIS ONE!!!! In the musical, shreks parents are on stage, when he turned 7, they basically went "get as far away as possible, we never want to see hear or think of you again, also you're ugly"
No but Fiona, Shrek and Donkey threesome feels more lore accurate than Donkey being a horny creep and Shrek having a sex slave. That guy is a loner okay he would never have a slave. He only befriended Donkey because Donkey didn't leave him alone and eventually he grew on him. I'm not saying I ship it. Just it would make more sense.
The worst part isn't the smut, the worst part isn't the absolutely terrible character assassination involved, the worst part isn't how the writer-- author, or whatever completely missed the message of Shrek needing to be ugly (if they even watched the movie 💀). No-- the worst fucking part, IS THE FACT THAT THEY DECIDED TO MAKE DONKEY A CRUSTY MAYO MAN WITH BLOND HAIR AND BLUE EYES 😭 I CAN'T GET OVER THAT
Shrek would be so into consent, he would be asking you every few seconds if you need a break or if you need water or a snack and after he would give the best aftercare
I just found your account and I’m literally loving it. The in depth analysis of age gaps, older books and media, then booktok Colleen Hoover shit boxes, it’s all a blast. I haven’t found a channel so up my alley in a hot minute 😂
Oh man, I so needed a silly video today. My pet died yesterday and I've had trouble to be entertained. I often like long video essays and analysis, but that's too much for me since I'm so overwhelmed. This simple video sure will help me distract a part of my mind while I do other stuff. Gotta love videos on the background. Keep doing what you do best! Sending good vibes.
once I saw that ai-generated instagram pic I started formatting a conspiracy theory that you were secretly the author but then you started reading the book.... this person needs JAIL TIMEEE!!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
she literally changed these characters so much its crazy. It feels like she wanted to write a smut book but need a basis for characters so she didnt have to give a visual character description. Or maybe it's like click bait for books lol
I would rather recive a 5 hour long lovemaking session from a D&D ogre then ever have to read this. Thank you for your sacrifice. You braved the hell we couldn’t.
You are getting all the traction you deserve as someone who only reads trash manga and ligvht novels I never expected to be fucking frothing for every uploadx you make. Literally incredible transformative work you do of things id never read thank youuu
Usually I'd never be okay with white washing but in this case I'm all for it. Keeping this version of donkey a person of color would have been wild. Don't you see, G.M Fairy did us a favor!
My roman empire was when my 6th grade class had a poetry reading thing where you could sign up to read your poem during lunch in the cafeteria, and a friend of mine at the time decided shrek is love shrek is life was the best poetry choice for that day. Thank you for that memory resurfacing today 😂
Hey Nikki if you want a weirdly good romance author, Chuck Tingle is a good one. Recently they've been making horror but there romance book have really good titles.
This extraordinary work of literature effortlessly transports its readers to realms of profound emotion and intellectual stimulation. From the very first page, it captivates with its eloquent prose, drawing one into a meticulously crafted world brimming with depth and authenticity. What truly sets this book apart is its ability to weave a tapestry of intricate narratives, each thread meticulously intertwined to create a breathtaking mosaic of human experience. The characters, vivid and multidimensional, leap off the page with a vibrancy that is both captivating and profoundly moving. Through their trials and triumphs, joys and sorrows, the author skillfully explores the complexities of the human condition, inviting readers to reflect on their own lives and relationships. Moreover, the thematic richness of this book is simply unparalleled. It delves fearlessly into profound existential questions, grappling with the complexities of identity, love, loss, and redemption. Yet, amidst the weighty themes, there is also a profound sense of hope and resilience that permeates every page, reminding us of the inherent beauty and possibility of the human spirit. The prose itself is a work of art, lyrical and evocative, painting vivid images that linger in the mind long after the final page has been turned. The author's mastery of language is evident in every sentence, every carefully chosen word resonating with power and significance. It is a testament to their skill that the narrative flows effortlessly, carrying readers along on an unforgettable journey of self-discovery and enlightenment. But perhaps what truly sets this book apart is its ability to touch the soul. It speaks to something deep within us, stirring emotions we may have long forgotten and igniting a passion for life and literature that is truly transformative. To read this book is to embark on a profound and unforgettable odyssey, one that leaves an indelible imprint on the heart and mind.
Book Fairy should have wanted their first born child, like a respectable fae. Then the next book could have been about them getting it back. Probably not enough opportunities for shrekking in that scenario, though.
Fiona's parents were royalty. It would have been so easy for her marriage to be arranged by her and Lord Farquat's rich parents kinda like in Shrek 2. Then it makes sense for Lord Farquad to care about marrying Fiona for her parents money/ business arrangement. It also would make sense for her not to want the tape to be released so her parents wouldn't have their business and reputation ruined. Hell even gave her run away from the marriage which is why she is in the swamp. So many easy fixes.
13:40 I want y’all to know I was playing subway surfers while watching this and I lost. As soon as I did I got an ad with the trumpet music in the background of children’s music started playing as soon as she finished this line
My Valentines was great! My weeks long campaign of longing and yearning came to a climatic finish when I told them “I like your eyeliner” and then walked away :)
This feels so wrong, Shrek would 100% be a consent king and not this kind of creep yk
they had a golden opportunity to explore how hot good consent can be and spat on it 😭
“King” is used so much that it lost its value.
@ville__ PLEASE shut up 💀💀😭
@ville__ “Your heart will stop beating in a few hours”
Is there any way to speed up this process so I never have to see you again
@ville__ 🫵🤓
Not me getting a fucking commercial before this saying “would you like to take a second to pray with me”
SAME WTF
RUclips video: Shrek smut
RUclips ads: y'all need Jesus!
It was preparing you for the content of this vid
I'm not religious but I might need a prayer circle before watching this
@@zoeb3573same I might go back believing in god
i could be a millionaire but instead i watch an almost insane person talk about sexy shrek
For real life.
I love how you added "almost" to stay respectful
Welcome to my world
Those German emojis scare me
pfp checks out
This is absolutely character assassination. If I were (for some reason) to do something like this, i would probably make Donkey a guy who wants to be friendly with everyone regardless of how they respond. In the first book when Donkey finds Fiona naked, it would be so much funnier if he tried to tell jokes to make the situation less awkward, only to make it more awkward. Shrek also would never make a romantic move so quickly. At least make it so the characters share one of the personality traits that they do in the movie. Also, Donkey should get with a dragon character at the end. It's so obvious and everyone makes that joke. I feel like it's only about Shrek because they knew it would give them attention. Either that, or this person genuinely has zero idea about the message of Shrek.
@UTTP298wtf
This is absolutely character asssassion .if I were for some reason) to do something like this, I would probably make donkey a guy who wants to be friendly with everyone regardless how they respond. In the first book when donkey finds Fiona naked, it would be so much for real life.
@UTTP298 bro you're like nine. Go do your homework
You’re so right, and Donkey’s ideal romantic partner would be a powerful, gorgeous “dragon lady” (to those unfamiliar, look up the definition).
The dragon lady shouldve been a security guard of sorts to signify her guarding fionas castle
Shreks parents being miss piggy and kermit is now canon to me!!!!!! NIKKI YOUR MIND!!!!!!!! 😍😍
I love your Shrek Arnold Schwarzenegger Spongebob French narrator impression (I’m sorry I’m sorry)
AthenaP jumpscare
Athena?!?! 👀👀
@@AthenaPOfficialhi Athena! Love your vids there funny as ever!
Oh, hello, God Of War.
bro did GM Fairy just straight up copy a Heracles myth where the centaur tries to R word Megara and Heracles hears her scream and comes to her rescue
I don't think enough thought was put into that tbh
@ville__u watch cp?
WHAT???@ville__
It was Deianira, Heracles' second wife who almost got r worded by Nessos (although it was Megara in the disney movie). And I think greek myths are fair game when it comes to inspirations. Especially since centaurs aren't really known to be cute and innocent.
I can't believe you're holding a gun to my head and making me watch this.
can't believe I was physically forced to stay on this video for 1 hour 😢
I cant beleive
She literally tied me to a chair and Clockwork Orange’d me into watching this video
@cloudthief8918 this comment is the only reason I learned this video was an hour long. I've just been sitting here watching dawg
i cant believe im being forced to like it
"the thoughts made my balls clench" THE WAY I VERBALLY GASPED AND LAUGHED AND JUST DIED
I've never been more speechless of a video title until now.
Are you really surprised? Me being kind of into meme culture in the 2010's makes me feel like a book like this is extremely old news
@@rottingstarz “disappointed but not surprised…”
@@elysianblu samesies. remember to report these bots
@@rottingstarz on it ✊🏼
@ville__ bro stop
I do find it really funny that the publisher is G.M. Fairy, as in, God Mother Fairy, implies that the Fairy Godmother from shrek might've just been writing spicy fanfic of the people around her like people write spicy fics about celebs
THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED AT THE G.M FAIRY SELF INSERT REVEAL
She gagged me a bit with that for sure
gm fairy = godmother fairy aka the fairy godmother
@@nikkicarreon lol! You’re delightfully funny! “Gagged” is a clever double entendre when referring to Club Happily Ever Endings.
@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrosebro what😭
@@mirae_444 🤭 I don’t know if I should explain it because it’s, erm, kinky and might be better left as an IYKYK.
This sounds like fanfiction where the characters are all unrecognisable.
im so sorry but my brain feels poisoned after watching this
Imagine how I feel 😩
you know how King in Yellow is about a person receiving information they were never meant to discover and goes mad from it?
this is King in Lime
King in Lime 😭😭😭😭
Nah, that's just Ojama Lime.
@ville__ you're in your thirties bragging about how you're a champion of kindness and justice while simultaneously saying cp is cool and stomping on the rainbow flag? oh yeah, totally such a champion of justice. disgusting. I'm sorry you have such a perverted sense of justice
@ville__if you say you make better content than this creator that’s a bit rude when in reality you just make different content. Using someone else’s fame to boost your own is a little annoying, especially when you *probably* don’t even know them. Please stop.
All I see is a short and a leak threat. That doesn't look like better content.
You KNOW we want you to read that bee book next 😤
Right?! Like do you even gotta ask?
Boosting this comment. Bee book!!!
@UTTP298shut up you bot
We👏🏼want👏🏼that👏🏼honey👏🏼
Yessss
“My balls clench, begging to burst” and of course I read that in shreks voice
As you should honestly? Idk why, but as you should
You should (the only valid way to read it)
MEI BaWlS KcLenTch, BeGGiNg To BuRRsZT 🧟♂️
Petition for an audiobook read by Mike Myers
G.M. Fairy as in Fairy GodMother
Edit: Nevermind she literally explained it in her own book, took the fun right out of it.
irl, my hottest friends are always the ones who write and share the most insane characters and fics, so i immediately nodded when i saw the authors face lmao
Kind of reminds me of the whole "asexual writers write the best sex scenes".
You can never predict who writes the nastiest shit in fiction, lol
@@jazzishumanas an ace...can confirm 😭
@@jazzishuman as an asexual who plays around because i enjoy the social aspect of it, yea lol. i think it's just perspectives too? like as an ace, you can just see sex objectively, and you see it more on how and why ppl enjoy it? objectively you can understand what makes a person physically attractive as well because generally i think we are more critical abt the physical and emotional attributes if we ever want to have sex w a partner, since we cannot enjoy it otherwise.
same with being hot, i suppose. you already can get everyone, what's unattainable? beasts and monsters lmao
As a fellow ace (I’m going to brag a little bit here) I write very compelling romances… I never really understood why but my friends eat them up lol
Autistic people also seem to write banger relationships for some reason- some of my friends are on the spectrum as well as me. I am not quite sure of how good mine are, but my friends are fantastic at relationship stuff, good or not
The title alone makes me question everything about my life
The title should be "I read the sexy Shrek book, and now so you do." I'm buying it rn. 😂
I’m half convinced that G.M. Fairy took direct inspiration from J.M. Barrie ( the writer of Peter Pan) for their pen name!
@UTTP298wtf is wrong with you
@UTTP298you seem like an expert!
I keep hearing JM Barrie bc I’m only listening to this video in the background!!
@@Mayaaasnever interact with spam. Just report and move on. They WANT you to interact
@@MayaaasWhat do you people that reply to them not understand? 😭 It’s a bot. If you reply, it’s more likely to keep spamming. Just report and move on.
I have mixed feelings. On one hand i am glad that shrek is still popular 23 years later. But on the other hand we got lots of weird shrek memes and fanmade stuff. I fear what fanmade stuff and memes will come out When shrek 5 comes out next year
how is this the way I found out they’re making a 5th Shrek movie?!
@@Heretic_Jones bro same
WHAT HWAHTA WHAT
Ew
For real life.
0:09 I KNOW THIS ONE!!!! In the musical, shreks parents are on stage, when he turned 7, they basically went "get as far away as possible, we never want to see hear or think of you again, also you're ugly"
No but Fiona, Shrek and Donkey threesome feels more lore accurate than Donkey being a horny creep and Shrek having a sex slave.
That guy is a loner okay he would never have a slave. He only befriended Donkey because Donkey didn't leave him alone and eventually he grew on him.
I'm not saying I ship it. Just it would make more sense.
WHAT IM SAYIN
@@nikkicarreon Now the only thing left to do is to write the fanfic about it. Someone's got to.
Dude, I ship it
yeah but fiona isn't donkey's type, he likes a big big girl
Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, and the Dragon are a polycule raising all their kids together
"they hop in an uber" is somehow the funniest thing about all of this to me
SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE
Oh God make it stop. Make it stop.
that video haunts all of us like a ghost
It's not ogre... it's never ogre.
GET IN HIS SWAMP 👇
Glad someone got to this before I had to.
The worst part isn't the smut, the worst part isn't the absolutely terrible character assassination involved, the worst part isn't how the writer-- author, or whatever completely missed the message of Shrek needing to be ugly (if they even watched the movie 💀). No-- the worst fucking part, IS THE FACT THAT THEY DECIDED TO MAKE DONKEY A CRUSTY MAYO MAN WITH BLOND HAIR AND BLUE EYES 😭 I CAN'T GET OVER THAT
turned my boy aryan
@@infsm27 RIGHT?? Of all the things to do to the homeboy Donkey 😭
@@PentoshiBlackCat Look on the bright side, at least he wasn’t a Black guy tryna do SA😂😂
MAYO MAN???
@@alistarrgalaxson5198 LMFAOOOOO, you right, Ali, you right 💀
25:45 Missed oppurtunity to say "his donkey kong" instead
A bad smut writer who knows that step sibling incest is still incest?
Extremely rare occurrence
Half siblings are still blood relatex
@@longest_comment_... I know that
@@Cdr2002 i mean that it is even more awful
@@longest_comment_... o h 💀
While skipping through the add I got the sentence “I like wearing these because- boobies” and I thought you should know that
Shrek would be so into consent, he would be asking you every few seconds if you need a break or if you need water or a snack and after he would give the best aftercare
Barry bee benson WHAT?!? 😭
Your mom 😊
@@Epok_Gamurr_5975greetings fellow osc member
you heard her
Did she stutter?
"Any ways, on to book two!"
NO WAIT I NEED A MINUTE TO PROCESS WHAT I JUST LISTENED TO 😭
i can’t believe i deadass just watched this entire video instead of talking to my boyfriend 💀
Idk why but I found this comment both hilarious AND thought provoking.
he should understand
@UTTP298 bait used to be believable smh
@UTTP298either a bot or some creepy loser.
As you should!
i was so confident that you were gonna say lord farquads perfect job was a member of the ICE
LMAOOO THAT'S SO FUCKED
@@sumlem MY BAD.
I THOUGHT THIS TOO
I thought that too
What’s the ICE? /genq
My edible hit as soon as I started this video thank you Nikki
That wasn’t the edible, unfortunately.
@@the_demon149 tfw the Nikki hits
pausing the video because this just gave me an idea
@@chaoskat4161report back when done 😂
lmfao
I've tried watching this like 4 times now, but my meds keep knocking me out. The dreams I've had are batshit.
If you want the lore on Shrek's parents, watch the musical. It's a banger.
@UTTP298huh???
@funnycat9962 Dw, it’s just a bot. They’re everywhere
LISTEN, SON, YOU’RE GROWING UP SO QUICKLYYYYY
I LOVE SHREK THE MUSICAL I WOULD WATCH IT ON REPEAT AJHKHAEF
literally took my brother years to realize the masterpiece that it is
@@one-onessadhalf3393 NOW YOU'RE SEVEEEEN! (now you're seveeeen!) AND IT"S TIME...! TO. GO. AWAY.
I just found your account and I’m literally loving it. The in depth analysis of age gaps, older books and media, then booktok Colleen Hoover shit boxes, it’s all a blast. I haven’t found a channel so up my alley in a hot minute 😂
playing elden ring while watching this is definitely an experience
Sounds awesome
Based stay on that grind brother
bro 💀im writing bowser romance fic
'Arise now! Ye tarnished!'
::me playing Warframe right now::
Seriously, you need a video game to go with...whatever this book is...
Funnily enough, Donkey being a rapist while as a centaur is VERY accurate to Greek Mythology.
Just ask Andrew of Mythology Guy.
If it wasn't donkey, then yeah, very accurate. It's just weird as hell to do it with Shrek porn
the way I said that three times in the gc I'm liveblogging this to--
Not very relevant when the character being a centaur is completely arbitrary because it’s not in the source material
@@lorenzoraakYes, well, I was talking about adapting Greek Mythology, not Shrek Mythology.
Well lore accurate donkey was neither a centaur nor did he have any rape vibes so I this is kind of.. a moot point
Seeing this on my FYP put me through the five stages of grief. Thank you for this 🙏
💀
I read this as “the fifty shades of grief.” Which - and I haven’t watched the video yet - judging by the comments seems somewhat appropriate.
Can’t believe this came out the same day I just happen to decide to wear my Shrek hoodie I feel fully prepared for this video💀
shroodie
@@approximated_nerdshrussy
Oh man, I so needed a silly video today. My pet died yesterday and I've had trouble to be entertained. I often like long video essays and analysis, but that's too much for me since I'm so overwhelmed. This simple video sure will help me distract a part of my mind while I do other stuff. Gotta love videos on the background. Keep doing what you do best! Sending good vibes.
oh, hey man I'm really sorry. Losing a pet is always hard. Wishing you the best :)
@@fortytwo4-2 Thanks 🙏🏽
I’m so sorry that happened! I hope you feel better!
@@nakedmole-_-rat Thanks. I'm doing better.
@@m4rc3l0fl0r3sThat’s great!
8:47 straight up "balegdah" moment for the Scottish accent
iconic. i say so as a Scot.
blushing and kicking my feet rn
literally me😍
@UTTP298 Okay nah that's the wildest take
@UTTP298the hell…
@UTTP298I'm sure Ur digital footprint will be entertaining to polise
Blushing is wild😂
if you dont read bad beehavior i will riot in the streets
She did
Who actually just sits down and thinks "god I want to write a dirty book about a swamp dwelling character" and births out an entire two novels.
G.M. Fairy, apparently
me
Fluttershy in your pfp is such a mood
I’m such a Shrekhead I know Shrek was *originally* a book.
I remember reading it after a test when I was a kid and the fact that it says "ass" in reference to Donkey... Shook me
I think my grandma still has it somewhere omg
im so happy that nikki's content is finally getting all the recognition it deserves. She is genuinely so funny and creative. one of my favs
Agreed! Perf editing style for my sense of humor
finding out the scenes in this book are vanilla is the biggest shock of all
I've been HAUNTED by ads for this book on my Instagram like you wouldn’t believe.
i love the new channel brand of “weird ass book wtf”
😮
shrek parent lore is in the musical babes
@ville__…. 😧
i think you actually do mean club penguin ☺@ville__
You made me aware of this...before this, I knew peace....I may never forgive you...
My name is Beck……
Also read the Bee Movie fanfic 😂😂
"Once they're done shreking around" lmaoooo
once I saw that ai-generated instagram pic I started formatting a conspiracy theory that you were secretly the author but then you started reading the book.... this person needs JAIL TIMEEE!!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
I'm going to stare directly at the sun, thank you
THE ACCENT ON GREAT VALUE SHREK HELP
6:16 UR SO PRETTY WITHOUT MAKEUP OMG, I LOVE UR VIDEOS SO MUCH!!!
I forgot how amazing these books are. I definitely need you to read the Bee Movie book. I didn't know about that one and now I'm so excited
I’m just imagining Shrek as green Tarzan
that's the same vibe I got 😂
Yesss
she literally changed these characters so much its crazy. It feels like she wanted to write a smut book but need a basis for characters so she didnt have to give a visual character description. Or maybe it's like click bait for books lol
“Why did god let cats open doors”
*Great Question. I have no idea.*
I would rather recive a 5 hour long lovemaking session from a D&D ogre then ever have to read this.
Thank you for your sacrifice. You braved the hell we couldn’t.
Imagine me trying to keep a straight face as I listen to this at work 😵💫
Personally, I think she honestly dodged a bullet by not keeping Donkey black in the books.
i remember her promoting this on instagram and i said i hope she adds it to audible and she said she would 😭
STOP THE CULVERS IN WISCONSIN IS SO REAL. I WORE SHITTY EYELINER AND I SWEAR TO GOD THIS ONE LADY LOOKED LIKE SHE HAD A PTSD FLASHBACK WHEN SHE SAW ME
I fear for any child that may come across this book😭
Have you SEEN donkey with dragon??
That man is NOT a creep. He is a sub who gets really fucking into roleplay
So real ngl
I’m literally listening to this next to my parents, thankfully, they don’t understand English, but they recognised the good old name Shrek
Why would you do this to yourself
@@lulolieit's educational. We all need to hear about Shrek and his wonderful relationship with fiona
As a Shrek Fan the second I was born I am not delighted to see this especially after "Shrek is love Shrek is Life"
Finally someone's answering the questions we've all been thinking.
Why the hell did they make Donkey an Aryan centaur r4pist?!!!
This shit is insane.
My profile picture is how Shrek is explained omg 😭😭😭
Except he isn't eating homeless people.
It's shrexy
@@Yourfavgirl236 of course he is 🤨🤨🤨🫵🫵🫵
*screaming into the void*
“NOT SHREK! NOT FIONA! NOT DONKEYYYY!!!!”
bro.. so is this what my classmate been reading ☠️
WHAT
. . .
Oh hell yeah
Is it possible to get a restraining order against GM Fairy? She scares me and I want her as far away from me as possible.
8:12 let’s just say…. Shrek wanted to be the only one coming in that swamp ✨😂😊😅😋🫣🥵😳😼😽
You are getting all the traction you deserve as someone who only reads trash manga and ligvht novels I never expected to be fucking frothing for every uploadx you make. Literally incredible transformative work you do of things id never read thank youuu
The mention of Culver’s in WI woke me up as I listen to this. Didn’t know ur Midwest coded
Culvers tho ✨️🍗🍔🍟🍦
midwesterners rise up
@@tinalyzhenA better brand of beef makes a butter burger better!
Usually I'd never be okay with white washing but in this case I'm all for it. Keeping this version of donkey a person of color would have been wild. Don't you see, G.M Fairy did us a favor!
I’M ALWAYS IN A GOOD MOOD WHEN NIKKI POSTSSSSSS YAYAYAYAY!!!!
My roman empire was when my 6th grade class had a poetry reading thing where you could sign up to read your poem during lunch in the cafeteria, and a friend of mine at the time decided shrek is love shrek is life was the best poetry choice for that day. Thank you for that memory resurfacing today 😂
Hey Nikki if you want a weirdly good romance author, Chuck Tingle is a good one. Recently they've been making horror but there romance book have really good titles.
I'm living for your Shrek accent because in my head Shrek is now dressed as Tiffany Blum-Deckler 😂
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Umm. Wut?
...this is Stockholm syndrome Shrek smut...
well that was detailed
ME in my thesis!!!!! XD jajajajajajajajaja
Ok i am using this in my english exam.... Thank you sir
reading this wasn't traumatizing enough so here i am to experience it all over again 😍😍😍😍
the bee movie part introduced me 2 sentences ive NEVER wanted 2 hear
Had to wait until little ears were nowhere around lol. Thank you again for your sacrifice, Nikki.
Book Fairy should have wanted their first born child, like a respectable fae. Then the next book could have been about them getting it back. Probably not enough opportunities for shrekking in that scenario, though.
Fiona's parents were royalty. It would have been so easy for her marriage to be arranged by her and Lord Farquat's rich parents kinda like in Shrek 2. Then it makes sense for Lord Farquad to care about marrying Fiona for her parents money/ business arrangement. It also would make sense for her not to want the tape to be released so her parents wouldn't have their business and reputation ruined. Hell even gave her run away from the marriage which is why she is in the swamp. So many easy fixes.
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13:40 I want y’all to know I was playing subway surfers while watching this and I lost.
As soon as I did I got an ad with the trumpet music in the background of children’s music started playing as soon as she finished this line
LMAOOOO
Ah yes our goddess Nikki has blessed us with another instant classic! The worlds order has been restored😤❤️❤️❤️
YESSIRRRR
crocheting and watching this is such a vibe
My Valentines was great! My weeks long campaign of longing and yearning came to a climatic finish when I told them “I like your eyeliner” and then walked away :)
Oh my gawd...i heard pokeballs when you said poke bowls and almost shrieked thinking there was going to be a pokemon crossover
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
I really thought GM fairy was going to ask for their firstborn child. They even had Fiona get pregnant and everything.