This is absolutely character assassination. If I were (for some reason) to do something like this, i would probably make Donkey a guy who wants to be friendly with everyone regardless of how they respond. In the first book when Donkey finds Fiona naked, it would be so much funnier if he tried to tell jokes to make the situation less awkward, only to make it more awkward. Shrek also would never make a romantic move so quickly. At least make it so the characters share one of the personality traits that they do in the movie. Also, Donkey should get with a dragon character at the end. It's so obvious and everyone makes that joke. I feel like it's only about Shrek because they knew it would give them attention. Either that, or this person genuinely has zero idea about the message of Shrek.
This is absolutely character asssassion .if I were for some reason) to do something like this, I would probably make donkey a guy who wants to be friendly with everyone regardless how they respond. In the first book when donkey finds Fiona naked, it would be so much for real life.
I do find it really funny that the publisher is G.M. Fairy, as in, God Mother Fairy, implies that the Fairy Godmother from shrek might've just been writing spicy fanfic of the people around her like people write spicy fics about celebs
irl, my hottest friends are always the ones who write and share the most insane characters and fics, so i immediately nodded when i saw the authors face lmao
@@jazzishuman as an asexual who plays around because i enjoy the social aspect of it, yea lol. i think it's just perspectives too? like as an ace, you can just see sex objectively, and you see it more on how and why ppl enjoy it? objectively you can understand what makes a person physically attractive as well because generally i think we are more critical abt the physical and emotional attributes if we ever want to have sex w a partner, since we cannot enjoy it otherwise. same with being hot, i suppose. you already can get everyone, what's unattainable? beasts and monsters lmao
Autistic people also seem to write banger relationships for some reason- some of my friends are on the spectrum as well as me. I am not quite sure of how good mine are, but my friends are fantastic at relationship stuff, good or not
@ville__ you're in your thirties bragging about how you're a champion of kindness and justice while simultaneously saying cp is cool and stomping on the rainbow flag? oh yeah, totally such a champion of justice. disgusting. I'm sorry you have such a perverted sense of justice
@ville__if you say you make better content than this creator that’s a bit rude when in reality you just make different content. Using someone else’s fame to boost your own is a little annoying, especially when you *probably* don’t even know them. Please stop.
I just found your account and I’m literally loving it. The in depth analysis of age gaps, older books and media, then booktok Colleen Hoover shit boxes, it’s all a blast. I haven’t found a channel so up my alley in a hot minute 😂
Fiona's parents were royalty. It would have been so easy for her marriage to be arranged by her and Lord Farquat's rich parents kinda like in Shrek 2. Then it makes sense for Lord Farquad to care about marrying Fiona for her parents money/ business arrangement. It also would make sense for her not to want the tape to be released so her parents wouldn't have their business and reputation ruined. Hell even gave her run away from the marriage which is why she is in the swamp. So many easy fixes.
I would rather recive a 5 hour long lovemaking session from a D&D ogre then ever have to read this. Thank you for your sacrifice. You braved the hell we couldn’t.
Usually I'd never be okay with white washing but in this case I'm all for it. Keeping this version of donkey a person of color would have been wild. Don't you see, G.M Fairy did us a favor!
I have a very important question... is a centaur Donkey half-horse half-human or half-donkey half-human? since donkeys are like half a size of most horses, that would give Donkey's human part the size of Farquaad
Book Fairy should have wanted their first born child, like a respectable fae. Then the next book could have been about them getting it back. Probably not enough opportunities for shrekking in that scenario, though.
I brought this book for my friend, she been obsessed with shriek since she was 10. I didn’t read it, and now I’m wondering if my friend will ever forgive me. (Also please read bad behaviour)
13:40 I want y’all to know I was playing subway surfers while watching this and I lost. As soon as I did I got an ad with the trumpet music in the background of children’s music started playing as soon as she finished this line
Its so funny that you're a RUclipsr and reading this book, because the aftermath is you have a copy of Swamp with a bunch of highlights and footnotes, like an old lady in a church keeping track of her favorite parts of the Bible
I hope she donates it one day, so that someone will one day buy that book and see all the notes in it and just be very confused as to why it’s so perfectly analyzed
My guess was that the author's "business proposition" was the book series lmao, let's be real. Also we all saw the pregnancy trope from miles away LMAOO
NIKKIIIIII!! This is probably one of my favorite videos from you!! I love how you weren’t afraid to get into many details of the book while still censoring things in a funny way! I’d love to see more of this kind of content!!
This sounds like a Cars fanfic one-shot that I never finished. Except, it was a villain doing all the ick things “Shrek” is doing… and never interacted with the victim in canon! I was also twenty-one when I wrote it so it’s not like I was a dumb teen. I was someone who read this fanfic of Frollo winning in Hunchback of Notre Dame and wanted to do my own version. Not copy Hunchback’s plot but have the villains in Cars 2 win with McQueen getting blown up by the fuel, Mater’s bomb blowing him and everyone in the pit crew up, and Finn and Holley crushed by the clock gears. Sally (McQueen’s girlfriend) only survives because the main villain of Cars 2, Miles Axlerod, finds her attractive and had her lured out of the pit crew, kidnapped, and locked away… Honestly, I just felt like writing a dark fic, and I gave a warning that this is not a healthy or positive relationship. It is meant to be creepy, uncomfortable, and depressing.
everybody is freaking out about the title and the overall premise of this book but y’all have clearly never gotten those INSANE booktok videos on your ig reels … this shit is tame compared to that
I once found a booktok video that was talking about a book which had a woman kill her babies because her husband was paying more attention to the babies.
I clicked on one of your videos thinking "isnt that the girl from those among us 3 am videos" and this is not what i was expecting. what a wonderful suprise
I have to assume that a dude wrote this. Female romance/erotica writers usually aren't shy about showing what they look like even if they're not perfect blonde barbies, so having only a single picture of yourself on your entire IG (that you keep continuously reposting at different angles/sizes) does not track unless it's a dude who just picked a random photo off Pinterest. Also the weird amount of rape fantasy that is written from the perspective of a dude that wants to COMMIT rape rather than from the perspective of a woman who is into consensual noncon is kind of telling. (it's really hard to explain but if you're into CNC you know lol)
6:51 AWW KITTY!!! SO CUTE, I have a cat, she's a tortie, her name is patches, she's so sweet, she's such a good girl, I miss her, she's living at my mom's
What pisses me off about these is that they’re so off track. Ironic or not, the fun of reading fan-fiction is to imagine the characters in another scenario. But the characters don’t look nor act like the actual characters so where’s the fun in that 😭
This reminds me of crackship ao3 horrors, like the Shrek X Donkey (Drek, Shronkey?) fanfic I wrote about Fiona manipulating Shrek, him finally leaving, staying at donkeys house and donkey cheating on dragon with him.
i could be a millionaire but instead i watch an almost insane person talk about sexy shrek
For real life.
I love how you added "almost" to stay respectful
Welcome to my world
Those German emojis scare me
pfp checks out
Not me getting a fucking commercial before this saying “would you like to take a second to pray with me”
SAME WTF
RUclips video: Shrek smut
RUclips ads: y'all need Jesus!
It was preparing you for the content of this vid
I'm not religious but I might need a prayer circle before watching this
@@zoeb3573same I might go back believing in god
Shreks parents being miss piggy and kermit is now canon to me!!!!!! NIKKI YOUR MIND!!!!!!!! 😍😍
I love your Shrek Arnold Schwarzenegger Spongebob French narrator impression (I’m sorry I’m sorry)
AthenaP jumpscare
Athena?!?! 👀👀
@@AthenaPOfficialhi Athena! Love your vids there funny as ever!
Oh, hello, God Of War.
THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED AT THE G.M FAIRY SELF INSERT REVEAL
She gagged me a bit with that for sure
gm fairy = godmother fairy aka the fairy godmother
@@nikkicarreon lol! You’re delightfully funny! “Gagged” is a clever double entendre when referring to Club Happily Ever Endings.
@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrosebro what😭
@@mirae_444 🤭 I don’t know if I should explain it because it’s, erm, kinky and might be better left as an IYKYK.
I've never been more speechless of a video title until now.
Are you really surprised? Me being kind of into meme culture in the 2010's makes me feel like a book like this is extremely old news
@@rottingstarz “disappointed but not surprised…”
@@elysianblu samesies. remember to report these bots
@@rottingstarz on it ✊🏼
@ville__ bro stop
I can't believe you're holding a gun to my head and making me watch this.
can't believe I was physically forced to stay on this video for 1 hour 😢
I cant beleive
She literally tied me to a chair and Clockwork Orange’d me into watching this video
@cloudthief8918 this comment is the only reason I learned this video was an hour long. I've just been sitting here watching dawg
i cant believe im being forced to like it
im so sorry but my brain feels poisoned after watching this
Imagine how I feel 😩
This is absolutely character assassination. If I were (for some reason) to do something like this, i would probably make Donkey a guy who wants to be friendly with everyone regardless of how they respond. In the first book when Donkey finds Fiona naked, it would be so much funnier if he tried to tell jokes to make the situation less awkward, only to make it more awkward. Shrek also would never make a romantic move so quickly. At least make it so the characters share one of the personality traits that they do in the movie. Also, Donkey should get with a dragon character at the end. It's so obvious and everyone makes that joke. I feel like it's only about Shrek because they knew it would give them attention. Either that, or this person genuinely has zero idea about the message of Shrek.
@UTTP298wtf
This is absolutely character asssassion .if I were for some reason) to do something like this, I would probably make donkey a guy who wants to be friendly with everyone regardless how they respond. In the first book when donkey finds Fiona naked, it would be so much for real life.
@UTTP298 bro you're like nine. Go do your homework
You’re so right, and Donkey’s ideal romantic partner would be a powerful, gorgeous “dragon lady” (to those unfamiliar, look up the definition).
The dragon lady shouldve been a security guard of sorts to signify her guarding fionas castle
“My balls clench, begging to burst” and of course I read that in shreks voice
As you should honestly? Idk why, but as you should
You should (the only valid way to read it)
MEI BaWlS KcLenTch, BeGGiNg To BuRRsZT 🧟♂️
You KNOW we want you to read that bee book next 😤
Right?! Like do you even gotta ask?
Boosting this comment. Bee book!!!
@UTTP298shut up you bot
We👏🏼want👏🏼that👏🏼honey👏🏼
Yessss
I do find it really funny that the publisher is G.M. Fairy, as in, God Mother Fairy, implies that the Fairy Godmother from shrek might've just been writing spicy fanfic of the people around her like people write spicy fics about celebs
SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE
Oh God make it stop. Make it stop.
that video haunts all of us like a ghost
It's not ogre... it's never ogre.
GET IN HIS SWAMP 👇
Glad someone got to this before I had to.
While skipping through the add I got the sentence “I like wearing these because- boobies” and I thought you should know that
i can’t believe i deadass just watched this entire video instead of talking to my boyfriend 💀
Idk why but I found this comment both hilarious AND thought provoking.
he should understand
@UTTP298 bait used to be believable smh
@UTTP298either a bot or some creepy loser.
As you should!
25:45 Missed oppurtunity to say "his donkey kong" instead
A bad smut writer who knows that step sibling incest is still incest?
Extremely rare occurrence
Half siblings are still blood relatex
@@longest_comment_... I know that
@@Cdr2002 i mean that it is even more awful
@@longest_comment_... o h 💀
irl, my hottest friends are always the ones who write and share the most insane characters and fics, so i immediately nodded when i saw the authors face lmao
Kind of reminds me of the whole "asexual writers write the best sex scenes".
You can never predict who writes the nastiest shit in fiction, lol
@@jazzishumanas an ace...can confirm 😭
@@jazzishuman as an asexual who plays around because i enjoy the social aspect of it, yea lol. i think it's just perspectives too? like as an ace, you can just see sex objectively, and you see it more on how and why ppl enjoy it? objectively you can understand what makes a person physically attractive as well because generally i think we are more critical abt the physical and emotional attributes if we ever want to have sex w a partner, since we cannot enjoy it otherwise.
same with being hot, i suppose. you already can get everyone, what's unattainable? beasts and monsters lmao
As a fellow ace (I’m going to brag a little bit here) I write very compelling romances… I never really understood why but my friends eat them up lol
Autistic people also seem to write banger relationships for some reason- some of my friends are on the spectrum as well as me. I am not quite sure of how good mine are, but my friends are fantastic at relationship stuff, good or not
Have you SEEN donkey with dragon??
That man is NOT a creep. He is a sub who gets really fucking into roleplay
So real ngl
you know how King in Yellow is about a person receiving information they were never meant to discover and goes mad from it?
this is King in Lime
King in Lime 😭😭😭😭
Nah, that's just Ojama Lime.
@ville__ you're in your thirties bragging about how you're a champion of kindness and justice while simultaneously saying cp is cool and stomping on the rainbow flag? oh yeah, totally such a champion of justice. disgusting. I'm sorry you have such a perverted sense of justice
@ville__if you say you make better content than this creator that’s a bit rude when in reality you just make different content. Using someone else’s fame to boost your own is a little annoying, especially when you *probably* don’t even know them. Please stop.
All I see is a short and a leak threat. That doesn't look like better content.
My edible hit as soon as I started this video thank you Nikki
That wasn’t the edible, unfortunately.
@@the_demon149 tfw the Nikki hits
pausing the video because this just gave me an idea
@@chaoskat4161report back when done 😂
lmfao
I’m just imagining Shrek as green Tarzan
that's the same vibe I got 😂
Yesss
blushing and kicking my feet rn
literally me😍
@UTTP298 Okay nah that's the wildest take
@UTTP298the hell…
@UTTP298I'm sure Ur digital footprint will be entertaining to polise
Blushing is wild😂
I’m such a Shrekhead I know Shrek was *originally* a book.
I remember reading it after a test when I was a kid and the fact that it says "ass" in reference to Donkey... Shook me
I think my grandma still has it somewhere omg
I just found your account and I’m literally loving it. The in depth analysis of age gaps, older books and media, then booktok Colleen Hoover shit boxes, it’s all a blast. I haven’t found a channel so up my alley in a hot minute 😂
Seeing this on my FYP put me through the five stages of grief. Thank you for this 🙏
💀
I read this as “the fifty shades of grief.” Which - and I haven’t watched the video yet - judging by the comments seems somewhat appropriate.
Who actually just sits down and thinks "god I want to write a dirty book about a swamp dwelling character" and births out an entire two novels.
G.M. Fairy, apparently
me
Fluttershy in your pfp is such a mood
Fiona's parents were royalty. It would have been so easy for her marriage to be arranged by her and Lord Farquat's rich parents kinda like in Shrek 2. Then it makes sense for Lord Farquad to care about marrying Fiona for her parents money/ business arrangement. It also would make sense for her not to want the tape to be released so her parents wouldn't have their business and reputation ruined. Hell even gave her run away from the marriage which is why she is in the swamp. So many easy fixes.
My profile picture is how Shrek is explained omg 😭😭😭
Except he isn't eating homeless people.
It's shrexy
@@Yourfavgirl236 of course he is 🤨🤨🤨🫵🫵🫵
"Once they're done shreking around" lmaoooo
shrek parent lore is in the musical babes
@ville__…. 😧
i think you actually do mean club penguin ☺@ville__
I’m literally listening to this next to my parents, thankfully, they don’t understand English, but they recognised the good old name Shrek
Why would you do this to yourself
@@lulolieit's educational. We all need to hear about Shrek and his wonderful relationship with fiona
8:47 straight up "balegdah" moment for the Scottish accent
iconic. i say so as a Scot.
“Why did god let cats open doors”
*Great Question. I have no idea.*
You made me aware of this...before this, I knew peace....I may never forgive you...
Is it possible to get a restraining order against GM Fairy? She scares me and I want her as far away from me as possible.
finding out the scenes in this book are vanilla is the biggest shock of all
I would rather recive a 5 hour long lovemaking session from a D&D ogre then ever have to read this.
Thank you for your sacrifice. You braved the hell we couldn’t.
Of course he came from Florida
Imagine me trying to keep a straight face as I listen to this at work 😵💫
why am i listening to this at work.
don’t lie you like it
@@Sanitised😂❤
As a Shrek Fan the second I was born I am not delighted to see this especially after "Shrek is love Shrek is Life"
Usually I'd never be okay with white washing but in this case I'm all for it. Keeping this version of donkey a person of color would have been wild. Don't you see, G.M Fairy did us a favor!
I have a very important question... is a centaur Donkey half-horse half-human or half-donkey half-human?
since donkeys are like half a size of most horses, that would give Donkey's human part the size of Farquaad
Donkey centaur I'm guessing, which makes his back, rear a donkey. Which gives him the uh, part.
*screaming into the void*
“NOT SHREK! NOT FIONA! NOT DONKEYYYY!!!!”
Book Fairy should have wanted their first born child, like a respectable fae. Then the next book could have been about them getting it back. Probably not enough opportunities for shrekking in that scenario, though.
reading this wasn't traumatizing enough so here i am to experience it all over again 😍😍😍😍
8:12 let’s just say…. Shrek wanted to be the only one coming in that swamp ✨😂😊😅😋🫣🥵😳😼😽
8:51 The Scottish accent disappeared IMMEDIATELY 😭😭😭
I really thought GM fairy was going to ask for their firstborn child. They even had Fiona get pregnant and everything.
Missed opertunity to call it a shrexy book
Underrated comment 😭
@@I_love_myself_1144 😂🤌🏻
the bee movie part introduced me 2 sentences ive NEVER wanted 2 hear
This book actually can't be real. A fan-fic? Sure. But not an actual published book
Finally someone's answering the questions we've all been thinking.
The mention of Culver’s in WI woke me up as I listen to this. Didn’t know ur Midwest coded
Culvers tho ✨️🍗🍔🍟🍦
midwesterners rise up
@@tinalyzhenA better brand of beef makes a butter burger better!
I brought this book for my friend, she been obsessed with shriek since she was 10. I didn’t read it, and now I’m wondering if my friend will ever forgive me. (Also please read bad behaviour)
Damn
BALL CLENCH IM SORRY WHAT LOL
hi, this might be random but i like your pfp, itz very cool :3
@@MetryTwintails thank u
9:02 You sound like me coming out to my parents💀💀💀
Oh my gawd...i heard pokeballs when you said poke bowls and almost shrieked thinking there was going to be a pokemon crossover
I wish they had included a scene of the executioner and the mirror getting even with Farquad... I mean, gross.... none of it.
13:40 I want y’all to know I was playing subway surfers while watching this and I lost.
As soon as I did I got an ad with the trumpet music in the background of children’s music started playing as soon as she finished this line
LMAOOOO
Ah yes our goddess Nikki has blessed us with another instant classic! The worlds order has been restored😤❤️❤️❤️
YESSIRRRR
Did they turn shrek into a collen hoover book written like a fan fiction?
55:09 jesus christ cat in the lower left corner this is a public space!
GM Fairy is a middle aged neckbeard behind that fake photo and no one could convince me otherwise.
Or a legbeard.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
nikki always takes one for the team
Its so funny that you're a RUclipsr and reading this book, because the aftermath is you have a copy of Swamp with a bunch of highlights and footnotes, like an old lady in a church keeping track of her favorite parts of the Bible
I hope she donates it one day, so that someone will one day buy that book and see all the notes in it and just be very confused as to why it’s so perfectly analyzed
you uploading videos makes my days easier. it helps us so much, you have no idea. thank you, Nikki.
I wanna watch this video but your shrek accent triggers my fight or flight
I promise I give up on it pretty quickly lol
LET ME OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT😭🙏🙏IM SORRY I DIDNT WATCH THAT ONE VIDEO😭😭😭I JUST WANNA SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!!!
LA does kinda make sense for Fiona as Far Far Away is based on LA
40:41 it would end up on those "top ten creepiest unidentified creatures caught on camera!!!"
Idk i think a florida swamp might be worse than hell. Sincerely- someone who has lived in Florida
i would rather read shrek x sonic x obama fanfic on wattpad thank yu
Please don’t tell me that’s real 💀
@@Reaperlevii there are multiple of them.. mostly shrek x obama but sonic shows up in a few
@@AverageCrowI'm gonna die💀
Help I just found them on wattpad rn 💀
@@MetryTwintails enjoy lmao
I just finished binge watching your videos and I noticed that you've uploaded a new video - perfect timing Nikki I love your channel LITERALLY
THANK YOU POOKIE FOR THE GOOD FOOD ✨
I AM SOOOOOOOO HAPPY TO WATCH THIS DURING MY LUNCH BREAK!! :3
My guess was that the author's "business proposition" was the book series lmao, let's be real. Also we all saw the pregnancy trope from miles away LMAOO
For real life.
NIKKIIIIII!! This is probably one of my favorite videos from you!! I love how you weren’t afraid to get into many details of the book while still censoring things in a funny way! I’d love to see more of this kind of content!!
I LOVE THESE TYPES OF VIDS THANK YOU NIKKI!
You know what the say, “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life”
6:40 advertisement skip ❤️
I saw that system of a down tee 😛😻
You have such a Chad face structure. Like when you make the Chad face it’s just so intensely Chad. You’re literally the Chad t
While reading this I had no clue what you meant. Then I looked at her face and again and that is the best way to describe it 😂
I'm screaming, why is Shrek the most musty person ever 😭
I didn’t think a crossover of Shrek my immortal and fifty shades of grey existed let alone 2 books
This sounds like a Cars fanfic one-shot that I never finished.
Except, it was a villain doing all the ick things “Shrek” is doing… and never interacted with the victim in canon!
I was also twenty-one when I wrote it so it’s not like I was a dumb teen. I was someone who read this fanfic of Frollo winning in Hunchback of Notre Dame and wanted to do my own version. Not copy Hunchback’s plot but have the villains in Cars 2 win with McQueen getting blown up by the fuel, Mater’s bomb blowing him and everyone in the pit crew up, and Finn and Holley crushed by the clock gears. Sally (McQueen’s girlfriend) only survives because the main villain of Cars 2, Miles Axlerod, finds her attractive and had her lured out of the pit crew, kidnapped, and locked away…
Honestly, I just felt like writing a dark fic, and I gave a warning that this is not a healthy or positive relationship. It is meant to be creepy, uncomfortable, and depressing.
😭
there’s something about nikki’s thumbnails that i absolutely love. like her face looking so disgusted and shooketh just is so iconic😭
when GM Fairy came out at the end I assumed something would happen with Prince Charming and it could've been another reference to Shrek 2
This feels like a Beauty and the Beast smut fic that was hastily reworked into Shrek
everybody is freaking out about the title and the overall premise of this book but y’all have clearly never gotten those INSANE booktok videos on your ig reels … this shit is tame compared to that
those booktok reels are INSANEEEE 😭😭
I once found a booktok video that was talking about a book which had a woman kill her babies because her husband was paying more attention to the babies.
@@MetryTwintails was it verity
@@bartylus no
@@MetryTwintails damn
I clicked on one of your videos thinking "isnt that the girl from those among us 3 am videos" and this is not what i was expecting. what a wonderful suprise
I have to assume that a dude wrote this. Female romance/erotica writers usually aren't shy about showing what they look like even if they're not perfect blonde barbies, so having only a single picture of yourself on your entire IG (that you keep continuously reposting at different angles/sizes) does not track unless it's a dude who just picked a random photo off Pinterest. Also the weird amount of rape fantasy that is written from the perspective of a dude that wants to COMMIT rape rather than from the perspective of a woman who is into consensual noncon is kind of telling. (it's really hard to explain but if you're into CNC you know lol)
Nikki I love the sweater your wearing in the ad, the butterflies 💕👏🏾
THIS POPPED UP WHILE I WAS LOOKING FOR A RECAP ON THESE OMG.
6:51 AWW KITTY!!! SO CUTE, I have a cat, she's a tortie, her name is patches, she's so sweet, she's such a good girl, I miss her, she's living at my mom's
What pisses me off about these is that they’re so off track. Ironic or not, the fun of reading fan-fiction is to imagine the characters in another scenario. But the characters don’t look nor act like the actual characters so where’s the fun in that 😭
PLEASE MAKE MORE BOOK VIDEOS 😭🙏 passed time on my flight by listening to this, crazy
5 11 is short? Fuck!
“bitches be crazy”
31:46 I guessed that from a mile away. The moment I heard the word “shit” I knew😔
This reminds me of crackship ao3 horrors, like the Shrek X Donkey (Drek, Shronkey?) fanfic I wrote about Fiona manipulating Shrek, him finally leaving, staying at donkeys house and donkey cheating on dragon with him.