Human vs Goat Argument

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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024

Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @nineblackgoats
    @nineblackgoats Год назад +19754

    I don't care what haters will say, "AAAAAAAAAAAA PBBBTTTTTTT" is a perfect valid argument.

  • @desireer6915
    @desireer6915 3 года назад +7131

    I swear that goat understood everything. His responses were too uncanny 😂

    • @robbiesweetie1
      @robbiesweetie1 3 года назад +58

      This just made my day! 😄

    • @MEDEBERable
      @MEDEBERable 3 года назад +106

      he didn't even like the kiss 🤣

    • @tattifatty7421
      @tattifatty7421 3 года назад +21

      Cute

    • @glowah307
      @glowah307 3 года назад +38

      Human like. Crazy.

    • @modernvideo1747
      @modernvideo1747 3 года назад +30

      And understands English better than my foreperson. Amazing🧐🤓🥸

  • @drunktomcruise8224
    @drunktomcruise8224 3 года назад +14653

    "You wanna kiss?"
    *Kinda accidentally touches lips*
    Human: "Ewww"
    Goat: "Ewww"

  • @Inframidi
    @Inframidi 5 месяцев назад +1007

    That is the cutest goat ever.

    • @donnaatienza8001
      @donnaatienza8001 5 месяцев назад +8

      Aww it sure is. Love this so much. So precious indeed to me.

    • @HeyhitmeBAM
      @HeyhitmeBAM 5 месяцев назад +2

      This is the typical goat actually lol

    • @rosalierobertson1253
      @rosalierobertson1253 5 месяцев назад +3

      I've always wanted a goat, but am told that they're a handful.

    • @ArjunBhai-xb5qe
      @ArjunBhai-xb5qe 5 месяцев назад

      Do you like goat meat🥩 they are cute

    • @ree3197
      @ree3197 5 месяцев назад

      He sounds like a little boy for real

  • @ergosumadrieyl2927
    @ergosumadrieyl2927 3 года назад +50007

    I’ve never seen an animal so clearly say “Fight me bro”

    • @benjaminmagambo3849
      @benjaminmagambo3849 3 года назад +632

      Ergo Sum Adrieyl for what I know about goats that’s a mating behavior. Not a fighting one

    • @benjaminmagambo3849
      @benjaminmagambo3849 3 года назад +75

      Jamel Gianangelo exactly!

    • @somethingfishy8285
      @somethingfishy8285 3 года назад +221

      @@benjaminmagambo3849 Haha!! Thanks for this info! Made me smile

    • @Livlocalmartian
      @Livlocalmartian 3 года назад +590

      @@benjaminmagambo3849 indeed that is mating behavior. Lol we had a full grown billy goat, who wasn’t castrated. and it was me, my mom, and my sister who took care of him. We quickly learned that it was a bad idea for us women to take care of him. He was always spitting at us, constantly trying to headbutt us, as well as peeing on his own head, which smelled so bad (male goats will pee on their heads to get themselves off) Oh also, bet you didn’t know that they will literally blow themselves😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤢. We were disturbed when we first saw it happen, and even more disturbed when we found out what he was doing and why

    • @godtype9706
      @godtype9706 3 года назад +120

      So you’ve never seen a kangaroo 🦘?

  • @spikey1389
    @spikey1389 3 года назад +23904

    Love him or hate him, he's spitting straight spit

  • @MrBlue-ly7sz
    @MrBlue-ly7sz 3 года назад +15976

    Everyone gangsta till the goat actually starts talking

  • @LeahIsHereNow
    @LeahIsHereNow 5 месяцев назад +875

    Their facial profiles are too similar! 😆

    • @tatyana1939
      @tatyana1939 5 месяцев назад +16

      😂

    • @Andrey_Grand
      @Andrey_Grand 5 месяцев назад

      Два козла😂!!!

    • @UnderTheMilkyWay-mc8md
      @UnderTheMilkyWay-mc8md 5 месяцев назад +10

      😂

    • @lilianagil6329
      @lilianagil6329 5 месяцев назад +31

      I thought the same!!😂😂

    • @lawrencetrujillo7365
      @lawrencetrujillo7365 5 месяцев назад +6

      Herbivores have much more complex facial expressions because we have more intricate jaw muscles so that we can chew our food. Yes I’m low key saying go vegetarian/vegan don’t hate me.

  • @AJafterhourz
    @AJafterhourz Год назад +1812

    I felt like this conversation resolved a lot of ongoing issues. It’s good to have these talks.

    • @Musicmelishere
      @Musicmelishere Год назад +18

      😂😂😂😂

    • @maryshanley329
      @maryshanley329 Год назад +12

      The goat is jealous because handsome guy has a pretty girlfriend.

    • @JoyJoie-7
      @JoyJoie-7 Год назад +6

      🤣😅

    • @zenlife321
      @zenlife321 Год назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @maryshanley329
      @maryshanley329 Год назад +6

      I feel so much better now. I hope they agreed to disagree.

  • @RobinMcBeth
    @RobinMcBeth 3 года назад +5194

    The sad part is that the goat is winning the argument.

  • @solene4806
    @solene4806 2 года назад +2602

    Got it, next time I get in a fight, that’s what I’ll do.
    “Pfffftttt! Pffttt! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

    • @jeannenunua6818
      @jeannenunua6818 2 года назад +26

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Deebeme
      @Deebeme 2 года назад +17

      😂😂😂

    • @desbrbry2318
      @desbrbry2318 2 года назад +31

      Baaahahahahaha cute when an animal spits n talks back.....the noise is cute but I wouldn't recommend spitting on anyone hahaha. This is hilarious and so is your comment...interrupting and screaming like a crazy person might work tho haha

    • @ghostofsparta6579
      @ghostofsparta6579 2 года назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣aaaaaaaaahahahahahhahaaahhahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahhahagaggag

    • @emmanuellahameed9831
      @emmanuellahameed9831 2 года назад +6

      😂😂

  • @BeingMe532
    @BeingMe532 5 месяцев назад +58

    This is the funniest human animal interaction ever! Could watch it over and over and over again!

  • @start3976
    @start3976 3 года назад +4140

    "Thats your job"
    *Spit attack mode: on*

    • @ghostskel7463
      @ghostskel7463 3 года назад +11

      LMAO

    • @elijah8968
      @elijah8968 3 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @alwaysastray
      @alwaysastray 3 года назад +9

      That's not spit attack. It's Water Gun. It just wasn't very effective.

    • @sarcosuchus2.029
      @sarcosuchus2.029 3 года назад +8

      Goat use Water Pulse on man!
      Is super effective!

    • @Lee-One
      @Lee-One 3 года назад +8

      @@alwaysastray I mean it was kinda effective

  • @GrimR3aper5
    @GrimR3aper5 3 года назад +1078

    No matter what, that goat was spitting facts.

  • @Here4thechaoss
    @Here4thechaoss 2 года назад +5581

    When he said “Baaaaaaa Pfft Pfft Baaaaaaaaa” I felt that

    • @chamab.6800
      @chamab.6800 2 года назад +94

      Right? It was straight facts!

    • @berchyzgb4423
      @berchyzgb4423 2 года назад +145

      This comment in my language says "translate to English" 😂

    • @CameronThompson303
      @CameronThompson303 2 года назад +30

      Translate to English it says 🤣

    • @Churchill867
      @Churchill867 2 года назад +15

      Oh my god man rolling about in stitches after seeing this clip and reading your comment. Brilliant 😂😂😂💀👏👏👏

    • @alexcallender
      @alexcallender 2 года назад +6

      Extremely relatable

  • @somebloke3869
    @somebloke3869 4 месяца назад +6

    The goat's reaction to an unsolicited kiss made me watch this a dozen times.

    • @kocmoc707
      @kocmoc707 Месяц назад +1

      Меня иоже

  • @emu_vee
    @emu_vee 3 года назад +3138

    Man: No, you do it yourself
    Goat: *æëœēæįëårëæœê*

    • @trevorjames7490
      @trevorjames7490 3 года назад +89

      Don't forget the ê at the end.
      I can clearly hear it, 😤

    • @emu_vee
      @emu_vee 3 года назад +27

      @@trevorjames7490
      Happy?

    • @trevorjames7490
      @trevorjames7490 3 года назад +17

      @@emu_vee 🙄 you don't need to edit your post bro, lol.
      I was just joking, I know I have sick sense of humor.
      I mean, which types of human understand what a goat says? 🙄

    • @emu_vee
      @emu_vee 3 года назад +28

      @@trevorjames7490
      Lol I know, I just wanted to

    • @trevorjames7490
      @trevorjames7490 3 года назад +12

      @@emu_vee 🤣 I thought you took it seriously. Haha.
      Forget about that.
      Have a nice day

  • @eastonjames3241
    @eastonjames3241 3 года назад +626

    The goat was more shocked and disgusted by the kiss than he was 😂

  • @ScorpionStrike7
    @ScorpionStrike7 3 года назад +4260

    Guy: “No.”
    Goat: “Yes”
    Guy: “No.”
    Goat: “Yes”
    Guy: “No.”
    Goat: “Yes”
    Guy: “No.”
    Goat: *spits and yells*

    • @fretlinesharon7903
      @fretlinesharon7903 3 года назад +29

      Laugh my nose of...lol😅

    • @sarat9473
      @sarat9473 3 года назад +9

      That is so funny :)😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @naytube2.068
      @naytube2.068 3 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @EmanNiburTV
      @EmanNiburTV 3 года назад +6

      Seems like my wife arguing with me.

    • @basse9880
      @basse9880 3 года назад +2

      Typical woman behavior

  • @timdavis7845
    @timdavis7845 4 месяца назад +20

    Seeing this video shows us why baby goats are called "kids". 😊

  • @Avada_Keadavra_Forever
    @Avada_Keadavra_Forever Год назад +1162

    This is what a typical internet dispute looks like

  • @moonglow630
    @moonglow630 Год назад +2122

    Why does that goat look like he’s speaking “human”? He’s just the cutest thing ever.

  • @manofsan
    @manofsan Год назад +2197

    goat literally sounds like a kid in an animal costume

    • @AllHijinksNoHighDinks
      @AllHijinksNoHighDinks Год назад +1

      Well, a literal kid needs no costume to inhabit the likeness of an animal.

    • @Tsubahi
      @Tsubahi Год назад +141

      He's literally a KID! ("Kid" means baby goat, BTW!)

    • @AllHijinksNoHighDinks
      @AllHijinksNoHighDinks Год назад +11

      @@Tsubahi I beat you to it.

    • @lovewillwinnn
      @lovewillwinnn Год назад +50

      That’s why they’re called “kids.”

    • @brazil87ful
      @brazil87ful Год назад +1

      😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AudriannaB-World-Peace
    @AudriannaB-World-Peace 4 месяца назад +19

    That was just hilarious! Baby goats are so funny! They want your attention and need to know you love them!

    • @omegamale7880
      @omegamale7880 День назад

      It's not a baby, it's an adult pygmy of some kind.

  • @JakeRobb
    @JakeRobb 2 года назад +1662

    I don’t know how you resisted yelling “WAAAAAAAA” right back at him.

    • @zenithchan1646
      @zenithchan1646 2 года назад +1

      Bucketful continuous

    • @christianmarcelle7953
      @christianmarcelle7953 2 года назад +16

      Exactly. I’m over here watching the video going “baaaaaaaaaa”

    • @theodoragrunert9817
      @theodoragrunert9817 2 года назад

      Ich schau es mir zum
      5. MAL an und bin immer wieder very amused!!!
      Dorli Vienna

  • @sournois90
    @sournois90 Год назад +913

    most accurate example of a family interaction

  • @Stinckyfatmama
    @Stinckyfatmama 2 года назад +714

    I love how they resort to the most primal of childlike combat, spitting 😂

    • @KB-----
      @KB----- 2 года назад +15

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @simmy260881
      @simmy260881 2 года назад +40

      Well it is a kid so 🤷‍♀️🤣

    • @Stinckyfatmama
      @Stinckyfatmama 2 года назад +3

      @@simmy260881 😂😂😂

    • @RuskySevmor
      @RuskySevmor Год назад

      Me and my ex-classmate back in elementary.

    • @implodingllama2092
      @implodingllama2092 Год назад

      One more like till 666

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 5 месяцев назад +178

    "Let's do it"
    "WOH"
    "It's not worth it."
    "Woh."
    "It's not worth it."
    "Woh."
    "No."
    "woh"
    "It's really not."
    "woh?"

    • @YogsenForfoth
      @YogsenForfoth 5 месяцев назад +4

      That little “woh? 🥺” at the end of the exchange always makes me laugh my ass off. 😂

  • @nikiweeze7057
    @nikiweeze7057 3 года назад +854

    When he realised you wanted to kiss him, he screamed AAAAA and moves away omg😂😂😂😂

    • @utterlybutterlyamul7435
      @utterlybutterlyamul7435 3 года назад +16

      Epic. Please Human stop kissing precious animals. They don't wanna smell your bad breath.

    • @Clown_Syndrome
      @Clown_Syndrome 3 года назад +15

      @@utterlybutterlyamul7435 this was embarrassing to read

    • @RidingADream2004
      @RidingADream2004 3 года назад +13

      @@utterlybutterlyamul7435 that was so embarrassing to read... wtf 😬

    • @utterlybutterlyamul7435
      @utterlybutterlyamul7435 3 года назад +3

      Why is suddenly everyone attacking me over a stupid harmless joke. Sheesh!!!!

    • @Clown_Syndrome
      @Clown_Syndrome 3 года назад +8

      @@utterlybutterlyamul7435 because it was so bad lol.

  • @arnoldvinluan2508
    @arnoldvinluan2508 2 года назад +1697

    "You wanna fight bro?"
    "Fight MeeEeeUaHAaaaHhhhhh"

    • @SvetaLavrova-ig1ss
      @SvetaLavrova-ig1ss 2 года назад +4

      Козочка,просит ,чтобы хозяин хорошо её покормил,и поиграл с ней в догонялки,а не то она его заплюет

    • @zed90_OW
      @zed90_OW 2 года назад +9

      “You wanna kiss?”
      WAAAAAAAAUH

    • @ezaquiaslimadossantos5858
      @ezaquiaslimadossantos5858 2 года назад

      @@SvetaLavrova-ig1ss ijkikwjkkikllolp

    • @princehamdanmoham.9471
      @princehamdanmoham.9471 Год назад

      ​@@zed90_OW that is so funny

  • @Cloucy0
    @Cloucy0 3 года назад +689

    Guy: gimme a kiss
    Goat: *spits on his face*
    Edit: omg I didn’t expect this much likes 😂😊 thanks!

    • @darlaholt8201
      @darlaholt8201 3 года назад +8

      LOL

    • @Redneck_Nick
      @Redneck_Nick 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @Redneck_Nick
      @Redneck_Nick 3 года назад

      @Clayton Bigsby hu?

    • @simsim4679
      @simsim4679 3 года назад +3

      @Clayton Bigsby Only a she goat would spit.....duh.🤣🤣

    • @dabistan3541
      @dabistan3541 3 года назад

      @@simsim4679 on a he face* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alphus195
    @alphus195 5 месяцев назад +8

    For the life of me i did not know goats could be so chatty and cute 😆😆😆

    • @diarmuidkuhle8181
      @diarmuidkuhle8181 Месяц назад

      Yeeeahh this little billy isn't being that. This is territorial / mating behaviour. He's either saying 'get off my patch' OR 'let me F you right now this minute'

  • @mikehughes4969
    @mikehughes4969 Год назад +1854

    To be fair, the goat was making some excellent points.

    • @cryptorubbers
      @cryptorubbers Год назад +26

      No it wasn’t. The goat is completely illogical and unfair with its reasoning abilities.

    • @conversationstranglersteve9873
      @conversationstranglersteve9873 Год назад +27

      ​@@cryptorubbers Well in the beginning he was making some very logical points, then he resorted to ad hominen attacks.

    • @Hot_Grill43
      @Hot_Grill43 Год назад +19

      That goat didn’t make any points. All he did was randomly insult him.
      The goat resorted to childish name calling like he is ugly and his mom is fat

    • @ГалинаЗолотых-о9р
      @ГалинаЗолотых-о9р Год назад

      да не коза это а козел

    • @whirled_peas
      @whirled_peas Год назад

      @@cryptorubbers mlEEEEEEH!

  • @maymunaraj8511
    @maymunaraj8511 3 года назад +587

    When he said: 'Pfffft-aaaaaaahhhh' I felt that.

  • @d00dlebug420
    @d00dlebug420 3 года назад +1254

    Man: "No that's your job."
    Goat: ba ba *BAAAAAA* *spits

    • @drownedoutvibes3778
      @drownedoutvibes3778 3 года назад +3

      Wrong animal

    • @d00dlebug420
      @d00dlebug420 3 года назад +1

      @@drownedoutvibes3778 well that's what hes doin!

    • @UmatsuObossa
      @UmatsuObossa 3 года назад +3

      Kinda more like "a...a...AAAAA--**raspberry**"

    • @rqween767
      @rqween767 3 года назад

      @@drownedoutvibes3778 ra bro

  • @bbikermama
    @bbikermama 4 месяца назад +6

    Cutest obnoxious goat - ever!’

  • @Military-gradenutella3068
    @Military-gradenutella3068 4 года назад +851

    Better chemistry than most morning show hosts and news anchors...

  • @Alrukitaf
    @Alrukitaf Год назад +647

    The kid’s definitely pushing for a fight.

    • @Shaaalien
      @Shaaalien Год назад +14

      Lol. Kid. I see what you did there.

    • @jibzzztm
      @jibzzztm Год назад +5

      Frr

    • @Coincidence_Theorist
      @Coincidence_Theorist Год назад

      Actually it seemed like her is sexually arriving the Goat for views.
      From the goats end of things this interaction is something like “hey so is this going to happen or what??”
      And by his behavior, verbal and non; the guy basically keeps answering back saying “fo sho Goat. yeah , bet. Im dtf. Lets do this.”
      So the goat starts getting more like “dude Wtf??? Why you effing with me about effiing wit me?? “
      Continues. Goat makes advances and …. Nothing. So goat be all “pshhh. Pffft”
      I imagine next will be goat saying “you mess with the goat; you get the horns…..that time has past. We are coming up quick on which horn package yur åss is getting. Gist Horn E or Horn D aka my dik. kid i do not….
      And dont even start talking weirdo in your robe.

    • @deem3204
      @deem3204 Год назад

      😂😂😂

  • @soundseeker63
    @soundseeker63 2 года назад +856

    Loving how the goat HAS TO HAVE the last word EVERY time! He is like that cheeky kid that always answers back :-D

    • @k.hendrickson8735
      @k.hendrickson8735 Год назад +10

      Lol. Know exactly what you are talking about. That ‘Cheeky kid’ is my husband…😏

    • @spaghetto9836
      @spaghetto9836 Год назад +1

      Yeah. I love how kids (baby goats) sound like actual kids.

  • @johnserda7446
    @johnserda7446 2 года назад +1461

    I love how goats don't really MAKE A sound like the other animals. They just realize one day "HEY I CAN MAKE NOISE..... EUGHHHHHHHH"

  • @mj3541
    @mj3541 Год назад +719

    That goat is like the one person who’s sole purpose is to try its hardest annoy you on a daily basis

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Год назад +6

      Nah, this goat is way more adorable than my sister in law. I shall use emojis to illustrate my point.
      Cute, lovably ornery: 🐐
      Selfish lying bleepidy bleep: I could only find a friendly smiling witch.. no "happy to put out for a poser in order to get her way"

    • @TripleKmafia
      @TripleKmafia Год назад

      @@St.Linguini_of_Pesto Just bang her already.

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Год назад +1

      whose*

    • @susiemurphy4285
      @susiemurphy4285 Год назад +1

      I am that goat. Just ask my husband.

    • @JohnWick-vb9pc
      @JohnWick-vb9pc Год назад

      @@NoNameAtAll2 Grammar police

  • @kennycouch6135
    @kennycouch6135 2 года назад +235

    The interaction here is priceless. Makes you wonder what the goat was really thinking about the whole thing.

  • @patricia753
    @patricia753 5 месяцев назад +3

    The guy is hilarious, and cute! So is the goat. 😂

  • @Yarnooee
    @Yarnooee Год назад +363

    still more civil than most youtube comments argument

  • @thatguy4311
    @thatguy4311 2 года назад +858

    The way the goat looks at the other people like “the audacity of this guy” 😂😂

  • @LubedLightsaber
    @LubedLightsaber 2 года назад +1450

    “Waaaaaa wuh pppllpplplp”
    I agree with this statement

    • @whynot6058
      @whynot6058 2 года назад +20

      I’m dying with this comment 😆🤣🤣😂💀

    • @ceh0013
      @ceh0013 2 года назад +20

      This cracked me up the way you spelt "pppllpplplp" 😂

    • @emilytownsend6359
      @emilytownsend6359 2 года назад +5

      Gold

    • @J_NYC
      @J_NYC 2 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @FlyingGospel
      @FlyingGospel 2 года назад +6

      You literally had me in tears bro literally hahaha

  • @marylaplaca35
    @marylaplaca35 5 месяцев назад +15

    I've seen this so many times & it will never get old ❤

  • @supersaiyancommenter
    @supersaiyancommenter 3 года назад +580

    *”YOU PICKED THE WRONG FARM, FOO-“*

    • @mishal2k557
      @mishal2k557 3 года назад

      You're A Funny Man Aren't you

    • @justkorbii3180
      @justkorbii3180 3 года назад +1

      @@mishal2k557 Its a pretty funny comment lol

    • @MN-zu5zt
      @MN-zu5zt 3 года назад

      🤣😭

    • @Dee..178
      @Dee..178 3 года назад

      Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @memonavaramirez6261
      @memonavaramirez6261 3 года назад +2

      All you had to do was kiss
      the damn goat CJ

  • @Real-Life-Beavies
    @Real-Life-Beavies 2 года назад +1363

    They actually got the same mouth structure and jaw kind of

  • @OK-ej7fc
    @OK-ej7fc 3 года назад +389

    Now I want a goat. I’d take the guy too, for that matter.

  • @suzettebavier4412
    @suzettebavier4412 5 месяцев назад +12

    One of the funniest things I've ever seen

  • @wolfywox
    @wolfywox Год назад +1324

    It's the back and forth whispering at the end for me 😂😂😂

  • @EmperorofEverythang
    @EmperorofEverythang 2 года назад +1148

    "Oh, so that's why they're called kids."

  • @sweetiepie2396
    @sweetiepie2396 3 года назад +916

    The goat literally sounds like a kid screaming for candy.

    • @Ahn-mu3db
      @Ahn-mu3db 3 года назад +9

      😂😂👶🏽 so cute

    • @sankarsanbhattacheryya7498
      @sankarsanbhattacheryya7498 3 года назад +21

      It may just actually be a kid

    • @itsme-so7no
      @itsme-so7no 3 года назад +7

      @@sankarsanbhattacheryya7498 bu dum chhhhh 😂

    • @jd13dox
      @jd13dox 3 года назад +1

      If by candy you mean "candy" then you are correct.

    • @sudilos1172
      @sudilos1172 3 года назад +1

      It Does want sum Cannnnnndy

  • @jackieisabelajaso
    @jackieisabelajaso 5 месяцев назад +1

    They look alike, yeah I said it and now you can't unsee it😂🤷🏻‍♂️🤯😜

  • @BlackPrince24
    @BlackPrince24 Год назад +307

    Best part is when he said "It's not worth it" and the goat starts muttering with a serious look on his face as if he wants to square fr lol

    • @Rodrigo-jd2wg
      @Rodrigo-jd2wg Год назад

      It's absolutely amazing, it is like it was taken out of a movie but it's real

  • @ericsmith3495
    @ericsmith3495 2 года назад +1098

    "You wanna go bro??" "Let's go bro" "make a move bro" "I'm right here bro" "I'll trash you bro"

    • @rayjay1543
      @rayjay1543 2 года назад +35

      Dude, do you even lift? I got mad horns bro.

    • @ericsmith3495
      @ericsmith3495 2 года назад +26

      @@rayjay1543 what?? I challenge you to a bro down.

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 2 года назад +17

      You dont know how goats get down bro. Imma graze on your soul man

    • @GarlicButterBalls
      @GarlicButterBalls 2 года назад +3

      Nah lil beat all of y’all with. Y chadlers bro

    • @denisecraig3548
      @denisecraig3548 2 года назад

      LOL

  • @Dreamlink91
    @Dreamlink91 3 года назад +756

    Goat had very strong arguments, I agree on everything.

    • @ericspears6351
      @ericspears6351 3 года назад +6

      😂😅🤣😎

    • @karenreeves3415
      @karenreeves3415 3 года назад +9

      Hahaha 😆 !! Even funnier because I'm stoned 🤣

    • @alizetroche4526
      @alizetroche4526 3 года назад +5

      thats so adorable

    • @marilyndillard1658
      @marilyndillard1658 3 года назад +7

      HILARIOUS!! Hes such a cutie little smart ass..adorable-

    • @cindirose3390
      @cindirose3390 3 года назад +8

      Well, I agree with all that. I am so glad somebody spoke up and made those points!

  • @AI-gz7be
    @AI-gz7be 3 месяца назад +1

    Reminds me of the little French Bulldog that talks all the time no matter where he is. It's too cute too!!😂😂😂

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 Год назад +857

    I love that the tongue sticks out while they yell 😂😂

    • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
      @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Год назад +19

      Next time I get into a heated argument with someone at _anywhere_ I'm going to utilize goat tactics.
      "I'm sorry ma'am, there is no vodka + Mountain Dew on available the menu, this is a Del Taco, not a Taco Bell...."
      Me: BAAAA PTHBTHP!!

    • @BubblyOne
      @BubblyOne Год назад +4

      And raspberries on him!!

    • @_salzberri
      @_salzberri Год назад +2

      Lmao that’s how my sister laughs and I tell her all the while 🤣🤣

  • @mitchellw6811
    @mitchellw6811 6 лет назад +2768

    "Wah"
    "It's not worth it"
    "Wa"
    "It's not worth it"
    "wa"
    "It's not"
    "w"
    "It's really not"

  • @AhmaLyra
    @AhmaLyra 6 лет назад +2237

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen! The "pfft pffft pfft" is too cute! Thank you for sharing and the giggles!

    • @duolingo4899
      @duolingo4899 6 лет назад +15

      i wish i was the guy

    • @igiveup6032
      @igiveup6032 5 лет назад +14

      The goat was something.

    • @bezzerwizzer6448
      @bezzerwizzer6448 4 года назад +4

      They do this when they have "foreplay"...
      Actually😅

    • @shirleycameron7718
      @shirleycameron7718 4 года назад +3

      Be nice..give him a big hug ...while you still can....

    • @rileyrose1549
      @rileyrose1549 4 года назад +1

      They do that when they’re in fuck time

  • @vanessavandyken5060
    @vanessavandyken5060 5 месяцев назад +1

    😂Kid hissy pfft, pfft, pfft. That’s one sassy goat. The true meaning of “He’s got your goat”.😂

  • @kamimiller1193
    @kamimiller1193 3 года назад +3377

    For people that want to know the behavior: this is actually a mating sound/behavior. But it is a funny video nonetheless.

  • @Shadowpixy
    @Shadowpixy Год назад +541

    I can’t stop laughing at the goats lips. He’s just trash talking and it’s hilarious.

  • @Bohnson.
    @Bohnson. Год назад +976

    *"Let me talk to the manager!"*
    -🐐

  • @Hello-d9h
    @Hello-d9h 5 месяцев назад +4

    Love the raspberry sounds that this little fella is saying 😂😂😂😂

  • @princesslazzziness
    @princesslazzziness 3 года назад +1443

    It's scary how the goat actually sounds like a human
    Edit: I have begun a war about Satan, goats and gods in the comments 😳

  • @quixotika3232
    @quixotika3232 3 года назад +666

    I woulda tried to imitate the goat and win the arguement in his goat language.

    • @our_illumination949
      @our_illumination949 3 года назад +34

      Then that completely backfires because the goat is actually saying "fight me bruh". As soon as you say it back, he rams you full force lol

    • @leonidas0242
      @leonidas0242 3 года назад +23

      @@our_illumination949 he's saying "I likes yah, and I want yah. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours"

    • @aliciamobley5093
      @aliciamobley5093 3 года назад +2

      Oh, he did. ruclips.net/user/shorts_zR-Lx056WA

    • @user-ti7up7hx2n
      @user-ti7up7hx2n 3 года назад +2

      @@leonidas0242 FLEECE JOHNSON??

    • @utterbullspit
      @utterbullspit 3 года назад +1

      You petty.

  • @theslowserious9974
    @theslowserious9974 3 года назад +330

    Men: want a kiss??
    Goat: spits in his mouth...

    • @christineeversole4974
      @christineeversole4974 3 года назад +5

      No matter who, or what yuck!

    • @lornperkins4270
      @lornperkins4270 3 года назад +8

      @@christineeversole4974 well that's 1/2 of what it means to swap spit..

    • @IcyBrown
      @IcyBrown 3 года назад +6

      Actually, humans do that as well, just less obvious...

    • @josephforsuh6929
      @josephforsuh6929 3 года назад +4

      Do goats really spit?

    • @lornperkins4270
      @lornperkins4270 3 года назад +5

      @@josephforsuh6929 they can but llama's and camels are known to do it

  • @KT-ud3ol
    @KT-ud3ol 25 дней назад +1

    Ich kann nicht aufhören es anzusehen. Made my day😂😂😂😂
    Warum nimmst du sie auch nicht ernst....?!😂😂

  • @meme-uk6xz
    @meme-uk6xz 3 года назад +543

    I think the dude and the goat resembles each other more than a bit

  • @Helloitsme495
    @Helloitsme495 6 месяцев назад +1371

    He’s spitting some facts

  • @rudyredcat425
    @rudyredcat425 Год назад +1274

    That goat is more articulate than 99% of politicians

    • @erueka6
      @erueka6 Год назад

      Not that hard a mute autistic disabled flatworm would be more mobile and articulate than pdo Joe

    • @muiresuilgorm3452
      @muiresuilgorm3452 Год назад +39

      Certainly more sincere and direct. Also, much more handsome.

    • @amanita1964
      @amanita1964 Год назад +7

      And they actually do good !

    • @lindahouston5635
      @lindahouston5635 Год назад +5

      😂😂😂😂 yes!

    • @aceu.c.veteran5167
      @aceu.c.veteran5167 Год назад +5

      I couldn't agree more.

  • @mastergirl7198
    @mastergirl7198 5 месяцев назад +54

    This is so funny I can’t stop watching this it’s funny and cute at the same time OMG I love this video 😂😂😂

  • @kristina6087
    @kristina6087 3 года назад +449

    This is what I imagine having a toddler is like lol

    • @stanclark8824
      @stanclark8824 3 года назад +55

      thats why a baby goat is called a kid hahaha

    • @patriceadrienne5722
      @patriceadrienne5722 3 года назад +16

      U are correct. lol

    • @stanclark8824
      @stanclark8824 3 года назад +13

      @@patriceadrienne5722 hahaha they are cuter than human kidd though hahaha i knew a guy in my city that had a lot of them. People were mad when the city made him give them up or move away. They were nice amd he had chickens too.

    • @comradeleppi2000
      @comradeleppi2000 3 года назад +1

      @@stanclark8824 he moved to country side?

    • @stanclark8824
      @stanclark8824 3 года назад +7

      @@comradeleppi2000 as far as i know he did. it sucked. i and the kids and many neighbors enjoyed his goats and chickens, not the roosters as much. he got rid of those due to the noise complaints. but he did have it as a perring zoo before moving away. it waa a sad day when he left.

  • @GoatMail
    @GoatMail Год назад +661

    As a Goat, I can say that this Goat absolutely schooled the human in pure intellect alone.

    • @mosesmasih5827
      @mosesmasih5827 Год назад

      Feeling sad for you mate you haven't got attention by people on this copied and cringe comment all you wanted is these emoji 👉🏻😂🤣

    • @damianoledda5497
      @damianoledda5497 Год назад +14

      ​@@mosesmasih5827 don't care if it's copied, he made me laugh and spreaded nice times

    • @mosesmasih5827
      @mosesmasih5827 Год назад

      @@damianoledda5497 Where were you brother ? Why didn't you give him this 😂🤣 ? It made you laugh na so why didn't u give him 😂🤣 where were you ? I saw it and I gave it

    • @damianoledda5497
      @damianoledda5497 Год назад

      @@mosesmasih5827 cause my laugh it's not delayed in time, i don't feel the need to comment with emojis. I laughed and then i saw your stupid comment, that's it, so please stop being silly.

    • @bigbk3278
      @bigbk3278 Год назад

      @@mosesmasih5827so everyone who seen your comment i’m pretty sure thought u was mentally slow so we’re gonna give u a pass😉

  • @Glitchblade833
    @Glitchblade833 Год назад +494

    I love how it actually really looks like that goat is really mad and into the argument

  • @victrola2007
    @victrola2007 5 месяцев назад +2

    Still one of my very favoriyes EVER!!!
    "YO THUCK!!!!! YOUR TRATH!!!"
    [Kid's favorite part of the day ❤😂🎉 Hexs convinced each time that he TOTALLY won, cutie patoote!]

  • @Omnihilo
    @Omnihilo 2 года назад +282

    The last “AHHH” is like he’s mocking the guy’s scream. 💀

  • @thomasstafford8732
    @thomasstafford8732 Год назад +1225

    Aight I’m sold. Someone get this goat on the debate team….

  • @TheNameless-
    @TheNameless- 3 года назад +789

    Goat: lets fight
    Human: no
    Goat: yes
    Human: Ok lets do it and fight
    Goat: No
    Human:yes
    *Goat yells at human*

  • @annabelle_b.
    @annabelle_b. 4 месяца назад +4

    I have watched this a million times and its still making me laugh

  • @Letthembelightpeaceonelove
    @Letthembelightpeaceonelove 2 года назад +484

    This duo gives me Kuzco and Pacha vibes, they’re so cute together

    • @nikisuxblood
      @nikisuxblood 2 года назад

      Lemme guess, they're about to go over a huge waterfall

  • @D3THL0CKE
    @D3THL0CKE Год назад +1150

    He's got so much personality! How adorable

  • @rinnypink
    @rinnypink 2 года назад +733

    There is endless evidence that the word "NO" is universally understood by all living things! Lol

    • @jackoblllllllll
      @jackoblllllllll 2 года назад +36

      Wasps and flys never seem to care though

    • @rinnypink
      @rinnypink 2 года назад +10

      @@jackoblllllllll Understood, maybe, just not headed! Lol

    • @TonyHawkTuah
      @TonyHawkTuah 2 года назад

      No 😂

    • @Finnesse-nf3bj
      @Finnesse-nf3bj 2 года назад +2

      That not true! Lol

    • @gromeisterb6117
      @gromeisterb6117 2 года назад +3

      Except polish people. No means yes in Poland 🇵🇱

  • @ONEdesignALL
    @ONEdesignALL 5 месяцев назад +3

    You two looks so similar. You both are the version of each other.

    • @sheenamartinez3587
      @sheenamartinez3587 4 месяца назад

      I was thinking the same!! They look alike 😂 same attitude same mouth and narrow face 😂 it’s a little weird! Lol

  • @m.d.johannson5201
    @m.d.johannson5201 Год назад +757

    I absolutely love this little goat!..WHAT A PERSONALITY!

    • @SirQuantization
      @SirQuantization Год назад +9

      And to think people eat these noisy little people. :(

    • @HoesLoveCoCo
      @HoesLoveCoCo Год назад +6

      @@SirQuantization they arnt "people" 😂

    • @Faine212
      @Faine212 Год назад +4

      @@SirQuantization What's wrong with that

    • @GassyGoat
      @GassyGoat Год назад +2

      He wanting to mate, how males attract the females. And good thing he didn’t use pee on head one lol

    • @m.d.johannson5201
      @m.d.johannson5201 Год назад +6

      @@GassyGoat he's still so adorable..i just cannot help but to laugh every time I see this video..what a Character..

  • @eddiemorrone870
    @eddiemorrone870 Год назад +131

    Now I know why they’re called kids. 😂

    • @mirrorwork4kids164
      @mirrorwork4kids164 Год назад +7

      ‼️😜‼️ This comment deserves more likes‼️😜‼️

  • @NekoNoGin
    @NekoNoGin 3 года назад +195

    Sounds like a 3yr old arguing, guess that’s why baby goats are called “kid”

    • @richardscaggs5936
      @richardscaggs5936 3 года назад +7

      Really ? No " Kidding,"!? Um I mean Yes "Kidding," ?! 🐐🐑

    • @cindirose3390
      @cindirose3390 3 года назад +3

      And precisely why some of us never remarried...fussy kids who are adults, come on!

    • @SuperJoshuaAguilar
      @SuperJoshuaAguilar 3 года назад +1

      I think it’s the other way around if I’m not mistaken?

    • @maijacriner-harrison5161
      @maijacriner-harrison5161 3 года назад +1

      @@richardscaggs5936 exactly LOL

    • @chookinathunderstorm3446
      @chookinathunderstorm3446 3 года назад +2

      It's amazing how around the world in many different languages the word for mother sounds like the bleating of a baby goat.....mum, ma, mama, mummy, madre, mambo and more and even words for father, papa, pa, dad, daddy, dada, da, padre and more. Baby goats even have the different intonations that sound like the different expressions of emotions that children express. Parents ( in the English language anyway) will even say to a nagging child
      " Stop bleating! "
      Maybe this is why people with other languages adopt the word " kid " so easily as a slang word for children everywhere. It fits so well. Also maybe because both kinds of kids have the habit of capering around each place bouncing off the walls and furniture and appearing at the top of high risky places in the environment.

  • @FutureCityTV
    @FutureCityTV 5 месяцев назад +12

    The goat trying to tell you: "you eat my father yesterday my mom told me now you You feeding me so you will eat me later"😂

  • @erzahler1930
    @erzahler1930 Год назад +828

    Google Translator crashed when it tried to translate this.

  • @tangerine2
    @tangerine2 2 года назад +1696

    The “WAHHHHHHH” after they kissed was everything.

    • @lightsalt8279
      @lightsalt8279 2 года назад +6

      The goat says: "gotcha!"

    • @Fokko
      @Fokko 2 года назад +1

      This one can go in debate with Trump!

    • @kittylove99
      @kittylove99 2 года назад +3

      Beauty and the goat

    • @enveeonehundredd6386
      @enveeonehundredd6386 2 года назад +5

      I swear it was bruh was not pleased 😀🤣🤣🤣

    • @ImliterallyaMF
      @ImliterallyaMF 2 года назад +2

      Reminds me of my ex gf.

  • @foreverseethe
    @foreverseethe 3 года назад +197

    Greatest argument Of All Time. When he said "pfft" it really hit different.

  • @wbj2000
    @wbj2000 4 месяца назад +2

    LOL ... goat does not want to make up.

  • @سبحانالله-ي6ص6ض
    @سبحانالله-ي6ص6ض 2 года назад +318

    Man: "No I won't take the trash out"
    Goat: *Spits*
    Man: "HEY"
    GOAT: MOOOOM

  • @arknologic4132
    @arknologic4132 2 года назад +97

    Goat at the end was like “ewwww did you just try kiss me!??”

  • @parshinsanity
    @parshinsanity 2 года назад +1283

    This goat loves him I mean LOVES LOVES HIM. The spitting,bumping and yelling per say is a mating thang. It is hilarious 😂

    • @yeahno8294
      @yeahno8294 2 года назад +180

      Can you blame the goat lol dude is fine!

    • @karengebhard1759
      @karengebhard1759 2 года назад +44

      @@yeahno8294 LOLOLOL OH YES HE IS!!!!

    • @gumshew2007
      @gumshew2007 2 года назад

      @@yeahno8294 Ummm, yeah no, you just thirst for all men, don't matter what they look like.

    • @theislandgardeners6615
      @theislandgardeners6615 2 года назад +163

      No it’s not mating, it’s play fighting, I grew up with goats if you tap between his horns you will have a difficult time stop playing with it.

    • @lilyofthevalley5586
      @lilyofthevalley5586 2 года назад +50

      @@theislandgardeners6615 I did that years ago in the petting zoo. They had goats, sheep, Rams, calf, pig. I decided to press the foreheads of all the animals with the palm of my hand and only the goats, sheep, rams pushed back. The rest just took it!

  • @waffles188
    @waffles188 5 месяцев назад +1

    It's not worth it! Why? It's not worth it! Why? It's not worth it! whyyyyyyyy? Pftttttttttt🤣👍

  • @DavBotsArcade
    @DavBotsArcade Год назад +381

    I swear goats have human shaped vocal cords.

    • @janeflorencebr
      @janeflorencebr Год назад +14

      It's so scary

    • @5Demona5
      @5Demona5 Год назад +29

      ​@@janeflorencebr 😂😂😂 i used to look up screaming goats compilations 😂 the more human they sound the funnier to me

    • @tamarawalther4524
      @tamarawalther4524 Год назад +8

      And really nice teeth too! 😂

    • @GK222_
      @GK222_ Год назад +8

      Some people have goat teeth

    • @spaghettiwithink
      @spaghettiwithink Год назад +3

      Is this satire, because i don't wanna be that guy. We'll anyways....
      Goats have very similar vocal chords to human vocal chords, so you're kinda correct.