We Wish You a Turtle Christmas - Phelous

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024

Комментарии • 740

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 2 года назад +201

    "I hate splinter" is the greatest gift we could ever receive from this show

  • @alexvictor9638
    @alexvictor9638 4 года назад +679

    "I hate Splinter" caught me off guard and I had to google "Gotta get a gift" just to make sure these are not the actual lyrics XD

    • @alexvictor9638
      @alexvictor9638 4 года назад +18

      @@Talisguy well, I only heard it when listened to it the second time)) But even if I would notice, I would still doubt it, because that going down part may just as well be intended. Wouldn't surprise me.

    • @WarDragonOfTheLight
      @WarDragonOfTheLight 4 года назад +37

      @CALvin TV He *is* the only one I've seen pull off a repeating clip joke.

    • @mikusz3
      @mikusz3 3 года назад +25

      *Splinter* : What are you talking about?!

    • @malevores
      @malevores 3 года назад +66

      They really said "I hate shopping in the winter" but the editing was so good it made it sound like "I hate splinter" XD

    • @ZenkaiTrunks
      @ZenkaiTrunks 3 года назад +1

      13:51 E

  • @trevingrayek1671
    @trevingrayek1671 4 года назад +333

    Gotta get a Gift
    Gotta get a Gift
    Gotta get a Gift for Phelous
    >likes video

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 4 года назад +215

    I think “Them Dickin’ Around Some Park” was the original title.

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 4 года назад +7

      That cost $50.

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu 4 года назад +8

      Til it had to be changed because Andy Dick had already reserved that title for a still yet to be released direct to video Christmas special.

  • @0Marty0
    @0Marty0 4 года назад +398

    Splinter is not athletic? Then how does he do all the stone skipping?

    • @justmedavid2977
      @justmedavid2977 4 года назад +54

      He follows his heaaart, follows his heaaarrt!

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 года назад +24

      Special effects.

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 4 года назад +15

      Please never stop memeing this to death

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 3 года назад +7

      @@dragonempress8367 agreed!

    • @gregzotter6189
      @gregzotter6189 2 года назад +3

      Also, he's a ninja master: the turtles say so themselves in the same song.

  • @michaelstrong5383
    @michaelstrong5383 4 года назад +422

    "Splinter's not athletic."
    Ah yes, the *NINJA MASTER* is not the athletic type.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 4 года назад +49

      That's because he lived in Korea.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 4 года назад +9

      Michael Strong 😂WOW

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +32

      Clearly, martial arts require FAR less physical effort than GOLF

    • @limalepakko6074
      @limalepakko6074 4 года назад +8

      @@TommyDeonauthsArchives NOT AGAAAIN

    • @DemonicRemption
      @DemonicRemption 4 года назад +6

      @Michael Strong
      Well he is old....

  • @viperv6768
    @viperv6768 4 года назад +150

    Seriously that "I hate splinter" was put together so well i thought it was what they said. It is now one of my favorite tmnt jokes you do

  • @ManaAdvent
    @ManaAdvent 4 года назад +84

    A true TMNT Christmas special would be the turtles teaming up with Santa while going up against Shredder and Mutagen Krampus.

    • @spaghetnoodle6441
      @spaghetnoodle6441 4 года назад +9

      I agree That would be so cool 🎅 🎄 🎁 🐢 🍕

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +8

      I would totally watch that

    • @latviandragon2718
      @latviandragon2718 4 года назад +5

      or giving splinter anaculla present, the shredder's head

    • @highfivers5062
      @highfivers5062 27 дней назад

      We got one in the 2003 cartoon, though.

  • @jeffrieturner3850
    @jeffrieturner3850 4 года назад +95

    8:35
    Leonardo: "I'm not telling."
    Donatello: "Start telling!"

    • @jesterthemeowstic8085
      @jesterthemeowstic8085 4 года назад +12

      *holding a gun*
      dont worry fellow weirdo we're ALL gonna be start telling *FOOOOORRRRRR POOOOOOOOO*

    • @JThom529
      @JThom529 2 месяца назад +2

      He knows where it is, boy, but he’s not telling it

  • @KirbyIsCute
    @KirbyIsCute 4 года назад +581

    "I hate Splinter."
    You really got me with that one.

    • @dragonempress8367
      @dragonempress8367 4 года назад +22

      Ah hate splin-tur!

    • @fenrir-art4742
      @fenrir-art4742 4 года назад +10

      Why not Krang? He's woooooorrrrse. That Krang man.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 года назад +5

      In spirit.
      Cause there's not a ghost of a chance I could get through this video without laughing.

    • @THEBULLETPROOFKINGDOM
      @THEBULLETPROOFKINGDOM 4 года назад +7

      17:10 - 17:11
      You're welcome.

    • @sdm47
      @sdm47 4 года назад +1

      FENRIR-ART
      He was here
      He blew ass
      And he left

  • @craniumssuperburger7749
    @craniumssuperburger7749 2 года назад +100

    "I Hate Splinter" Instant Classic

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 4 года назад +531

    "I hate Splinter!"
    Obviously not a fan of skipping stones.

    • @gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090
      @gatchywatchyentertainmentb2090 4 года назад +33

      oh come on how could anyone ever hate SKIPPING STONES!

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 года назад +18

      Rather pass kidney stones than celebrate that rat.

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir 4 года назад +10

      Keep. On keep on keep on

    • @fleacythesheepgirl
      @fleacythesheepgirl 4 года назад +5

      Dammit now I have to watch that again XD

    • @MilkScrew
      @MilkScrew 4 года назад +10

      I used to watch the VHS with my friends and we *ALWAYS* fast-forwarded through "Skipping Stones". *NOBODY* liked it!!

  • @SsnakeBite
    @SsnakeBite 4 года назад +241

    Splinter isn't athletic, so let's get him sneakers and skateboards for Christmas!

    • @filletofish2200
      @filletofish2200 4 года назад +23

      You know good for the elderly

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 года назад +14

      Old Man
      Well they probably thought of the radical granny trope.

    • @justmedavid2977
      @justmedavid2977 4 года назад +11

      @@filletofish2200
      HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    • @nozoto
      @nozoto 4 года назад +8

      Honestly, since he's so not athletic, I would have bought him a New York Knicks jersey.

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 4 года назад +3

      @@nozoto Did you really have to go there? 😂

  • @titansargonautsproductions7952
    @titansargonautsproductions7952 4 года назад +165

    Ninja Masters are the most unathletic people on the planet. That's why you never see them. They're too lazy to show up.

    • @rayvenkman2087
      @rayvenkman2087 3 года назад +13

      No wonder I wasn’t able to locate any ninjas.

    • @megatron6713
      @megatron6713 3 года назад +13

      Yeah I was always amazed at their ability to remain completely unseen and invisible, and it turns out its not due to amazing skill and training its literally cause they're not there.......they didn't bother showing up......🙄

    • @shimyku7820
      @shimyku7820 3 года назад +9

      So that's why he wasn't there in Getting Down in your Town : he was just napping, I guess !

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 3 года назад +2

      Good one🤣

  • @almightyone1181
    @almightyone1181 4 года назад +83

    On the twelfth day of Christmas the turtles gave to me.
    Magic Conch Shell: Nothing.

  • @peucoman
    @peucoman 4 года назад +22

    "the usual Christmas Eve sight of children making a band with garbage cans and drums in the middle of New York"
    I'm tempted to make a Fat Albert joke, but I'm feeling a little sleepy...did someone put something in my pudding?

  • @smallboi638
    @smallboi638 4 года назад +61

    Merry Christmas to the Phelous,
    🤦‍♂️ “wahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwah”

    • @mikusz3
      @mikusz3 3 года назад +8

      Ooooooh... *S H R E D D E D!*

    • @JB-ms4su
      @JB-ms4su Год назад +2

      A-skoodooloo-doo-day-dwooy-doo

  • @SwiftyStardust
    @SwiftyStardust 9 месяцев назад +9

    14:23 "I'm sure he taught them with a "How To Ninja" video tape"
    That line aged beautifully

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 8 месяцев назад

      Ninja Turtles for Dummies

  • @Titanic_Trash
    @Titanic_Trash 4 года назад +198

    I was kind of hoping Allison would be looking in the window in the tinfoil hat shredder costume

  • @AllyGatorAnimator
    @AllyGatorAnimator 4 года назад +133

    I mean, this version of Splinter probably has lost his athletic ability after spending most of his time skipping stones.

    • @JohnMBlue1992
      @JohnMBlue1992 4 года назад +6

      Ally Gator Animator oh lord...

  • @Larry
    @Larry 4 года назад +312

    I got that shredder helmet, a guy on eBay makes them :D

    • @SlashinatorZ
      @SlashinatorZ 4 года назад +7

      Can you think of any jokes of what a Batman Turtles Christmas would be?

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX 4 года назад +9

      Colonel Schraeder Vs. Guru Shreddy! Make this happen!

    • @Demonanimator
      @Demonanimator 4 года назад +14

      It makes my day knowing Larry Bundy Jr also watches Phelous.

    • @Larry
      @Larry 4 года назад +37

      @@Demonanimator Absolutely, he's one of the few good eggs to come out of the CA debacle.

    • @KetwunsGamingPad
      @KetwunsGamingPad 4 года назад +12

      @@Demonanimator Larry is one of the few rare youtube celebrities to cameo multiple times in our lovely comment sections.

  • @remem95
    @remem95 4 года назад +38

    You see, the turtles don't have to disguise when they clearly look like people in turtle costumes irl.

  • @ColonelMustache
    @ColonelMustache 4 года назад +107

    I felt like everyone and their mother who reviewed TMNT stuff had already reviewed this one, so I genuinely had to think "Wait, didn't Phelous already cover this one?.......No, I guess not." I'm happy to see you doing it, though, since you put way more effort into the "backstory" of this thing, and all the obscure connections between people who worked on this and the concerts is actually pretty interesting.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 4 года назад +13

      Finding out about the connection this has to the concert, it makes me fear that they had planned an entire line of musical Turtles specials with various themes. Imagine it! We could have had an ARBOR DAY TMNT VHS special! We missed out, darn it!

  • @Born_Banjaxed
    @Born_Banjaxed 3 года назад +13

    "we wish you a turtle Christmas" sounds like "we wish you eternal Christmas"

  • @heidifedor
    @heidifedor 4 года назад +70

    Wow! A member of the Village People was involved in a concert that had “Coming Out”in the title, what a shock. 😱

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu 4 года назад +5

      and yet neither their tenure in that band or their involvement with that tour were half as flaming as this special

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 4 года назад +2

      Heidi Fedor wait really?

    • @gwendolynstata3775
      @gwendolynstata3775 4 года назад +9

      Donatello is the gay icon we all deserve

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 4 года назад +2

      Oh my god... XD

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 3 года назад +1

      Oh I get it

  • @renamon5658
    @renamon5658 4 года назад +115

    My pet turtle is cringing now thanks

    • @renamon5658
      @renamon5658 4 года назад +14

      Thanks for the ❤ dude

    • @beats0me
      @beats0me 3 года назад +4

      Just be glad you didn’t show it the third movie

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 года назад +3

      ''Helped I'm a turtle and I can't get up!''

  • @DigiRangerScott
    @DigiRangerScott 4 года назад +49

    The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as you’ve never seen them before: With tails glued together and spiked fingers!

  • @gwendolynstata3775
    @gwendolynstata3775 4 года назад +81

    "We forgot to get Splinter a Christmas present!" Just go to the lake and throw some stones in a sack for him to skip, A++ Splinter Present.

  • @jaymzfilkoski223
    @jaymzfilkoski223 4 года назад +58

    Your splinter impressions are on point, sir.

  • @LittleBlueTrain67
    @LittleBlueTrain67 3 года назад +40

    Ah, yes, the origin of the “I hate Splinter” from the Next Mutation.

  • @ProjectSNT
    @ProjectSNT 3 года назад +148

    I hope Phelous reviews Turtle Tunes in the future. It’s even weirder than this hot mess!

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 3 года назад +8

      Me too

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 3 года назад +1

      8:13

    • @itsjoshua2508
      @itsjoshua2508 3 года назад +1

      Hey,Courtney. I Watch Your Channel and Phelous. I Get A Weird Feeling When Two RUclips Channels That I Watch Comment On Each Others Videos.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 года назад

      @@itsjoshua2508 it's more of a pleasant surprise

  • @owllymannstein7113
    @owllymannstein7113 4 года назад +60

    How the hell did they get manhole covers into the sewer? They can't actually fit through a manhole.

    • @SquishyZoran
      @SquishyZoran 4 года назад +18

      Cut them in half then weld them back together I guess.

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 4 года назад +8

      Pym particles?

    • @stevesminty
      @stevesminty 4 года назад +18

      Slide them through those grates where they slide the pizzas through.

    • @SquishyZoran
      @SquishyZoran 4 года назад +7

      stevesminty The op means the actual manhole they are covering but that’s another way you can do it and honestly I didn’t think of that

    • @theghostofthomasjenkins9643
      @theghostofthomasjenkins9643 3 года назад +4

      not only can they not fit, but they are specifically made to not fit.

  • @TheWispGuy
    @TheWispGuy 4 года назад +54

    Splinter traded in his Ninja Skills to become a pro-gamer. That's why he's not athletic.

  • @shinkenger2011
    @shinkenger2011 4 года назад +180

    When the goddamn Michael Bay Turtles are taking jabs at this, _that_ is when you know it is really bad.

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 4 года назад +15

      You can't win.

    • @jacksonhuffstetler1459
      @jacksonhuffstetler1459 4 года назад +31

      Carson Failla honestly, people should be happy that Nickelodeon BOUGHT the rights to TMNT back in 2010, because otherwise, they would’ve made *MORE* of these bizarre other worldly musicals.

    • @autobotproductions1244
      @autobotproductions1244 4 года назад +8

      Jackson Huffstetler guess we dodged a singing bullet there

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 4 года назад +7

      @Jackson
      And more documentaries about french antiquarians.

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 4 года назад +4

      and the shredder there was a bigger joke than the one in the concerts

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 3 года назад +12

    Wait... it's actually Rap Rap, not Wrap Rap? They screwed up the easiest pun on the planet?

  • @Changeling9000
    @Changeling9000 4 года назад +68

    Oh no, Phelous is turning into that opera guy again.

  • @JMFabiano
    @JMFabiano 4 года назад +22

    13:50 and thus a meme is born.

  • @marplatense31
    @marplatense31 4 года назад +79

    If this is what they do when going to buy a present for Splinter, I'd love to see what they do when they do the groceries.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +4

      I literally LOLed at that

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 4 года назад +3

      I HATE SPLINTER

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 4 года назад +2

      13:50

    • @awesomesmileyguy
      @awesomesmileyguy 4 года назад +17

      "C'mon, guys, we need groceries to make our dinner tomorrow. If we can't reach the stores in time, we'll be hungry on our next mission!"
      "Dudes, can't we just get-"
      "NO, MIKEY!"
      "Lame-o. Can we at least dick around with people we don't know, singing repetitive songs and not trying to hide our identity at all? Disguises and stealth are so BOGUS, after all."
      "My analysis shows we can, Mikey. C'mon, to the other side of the city far away from any grocery stores!"
      "What? Those blasted Turtles are getting groceries? I HATE food! Except turtle soup, of course... Which I will have RIGHT NOW!"

  • @dcflake5645
    @dcflake5645 4 года назад +54

    Love when you do a deep dive into the history of these awful videos. Probably more thought put into these videos than was given at the time.

  • @s.nifrum4580
    @s.nifrum4580 3 года назад +10

    I love how your shredder is a perfect blend of 87 shredder and 1990 shredder

  • @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550
    @gtsgreatteacherscathach5550 4 года назад +33

    I think Rob liefield was the designer of those costumes since they have no actual feet.

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 Месяц назад +1

      That would explain the teeth, but I doubt it since they aren't overly muscly with tons of pouches and their eyes are fine. Unless turtles are immune to Youngblood disease.

  • @vampblckheartofdeath
    @vampblckheartofdeath 3 года назад +44

    I haven't laughed so hard in so long. I know this is months and months old but I love your line delivery on all of your reviews. This one was so over the top.

  • @comedictragedy7239
    @comedictragedy7239 4 года назад +52

    I hate how they never got April a gift.

    • @ExplorerDS6789
      @ExplorerDS6789 4 года назад +37

      They got her the best gift of all: a PASS from appearing in this special.

    • @PaperVivianTTYD
      @PaperVivianTTYD 2 года назад +13

      🎶I HATE APRIL🎶

  • @riverscuomo7140
    @riverscuomo7140 4 года назад +50

    I love how the Deck the Halls version is vaguely Jamaican and the first thing they think of to deck the halls with is, like, slices of pepperoni
    I just imagine them throwing pepperoni against the hall walls and it slowly sliding down as they pump their fists and say, like, "Mission accomplished!"

    • @lwzeis
      @lwzeis 3 года назад +9

      Squeedly dweedly dwee dwoo!

  • @lotus-prince
    @lotus-prince 4 года назад +11

    Merry Christmas to the Phelous. A scoodily-doodily-doink-doink!

  • @NovaCore777
    @NovaCore777 4 года назад +7

    At 13:25 and other points you can see a bonfire, I think that’s for these turtles costumes.

  • @genyfear
    @genyfear 4 года назад +90

    Hot damn, Phelan’s Shredder got an upgrade!

  • @kaijukidsam
    @kaijukidsam 4 года назад +82

    Random youtube dork: "Nuuuuuu, you can't review this one, other RUclipsrs I know by name have already done it!"
    Me: "SHUT UP, this is the one I've wanted to see!"

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 4 года назад +13

      I agree, I like seeing different perspectives

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 3 года назад +1

      I don't follow many reviewers so I am happy he did this. Phelous talking TMNT or Ghostbusters is always cool with me, just like Linkara talking Star Trek - guess I just explained how I got into these franchises.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 10 месяцев назад +4

    One of my favorite presents from Phelan: ♫I hate Splinter!♫

  • @Clonekiller66
    @Clonekiller66 3 года назад +9

    I'm gonna be jamming out to 12 Days of Splinter this December

  • @alqu6375
    @alqu6375 4 года назад +8

    Well, now we know where the Splinter "what are you talking about!?" comes from. Kinda wished I didn't...

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 4 года назад +30

    Dear God, there are so many hard 90s and New York references in this special that you need a guidebook for anyone watching who isn't past the age of 15.
    "He's turning into that opera guy!"
    I'm guessing they meant Pavarroti because HYUK! New York Opera! He's famous! And the turtles are from New York! And music!
    Your Splinter voice always makes me laugh, but the highlight of this?
    "Hey, keep it down up there! It's Christmas, you asswipes!"
    (gunshots)
    Ah, yes. A TRUE New York Christmas. God bless us. God bless us all!
    I also used to have a hat like the girl who was playing the trash drums. That is something I did not need to remember.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 года назад +1

      I… don’t get some of these references and I’m NOT 15🤣

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 2 года назад

      @@gracekim25 I feel like crap knowing them...

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 года назад +1

      @@SuperCosmicMutantSquid it's alright, you can fill me in.

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 4 года назад +63

    Overall, this VHS tape gets a solid Turtles in Black Socks out of 10.

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 4 года назад +37

    10:28 Don't you mean for the first time for the last time Shredder?
    _SHREDDED_

  • @PhantomShadow224
    @PhantomShadow224 4 года назад +100

    Rap Rap.
    Who is it?
    We’re the turtles!
    You can count on us!

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 4 года назад +21

      *Voice:* Rap Rap!
      *Me:* Who's there?
      *Voice:* Interrupting Old Man.
      *Me:* Interrupt-
      *Old* *Man:* _HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!_
      *Me:* Well... that was to be expected...
      *Old* *Man:* Couldn't have said it better myself, chum!

    • @PhantomShadow224
      @PhantomShadow224 4 года назад +3

      Tommy Deonauth's Archives 😂👍

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 4 года назад +4

      The highlight is this... thing.

    • @rassilontdavros3004
      @rassilontdavros3004 4 года назад +1

      To set up the time and space warp?

  • @AtSoul
    @AtSoul 4 года назад +37

    I guess next year Splinter will be "Skipping Christmas!".

  • @bashcrash9148
    @bashcrash9148 4 года назад +68

    So the entire story is about the Turtles going to Walmart on Christmas Eve to shop for Splinter?
    Wow.

  • @jessewilley531
    @jessewilley531 4 года назад +10

    The 1987 series was told they couldn't do a Christmas once they jumped to CBS because the one restriction Eastman and Laird put on the show was no rescue Santa episodes. Well that and the rumor that writers wanted to be a little more open with Irma's religion but CBS's standards and practices wouldn't allow any discussion of religious themes PERIOD. (Part of why they lagged behind Fox cartoons of the same time.)

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud 4 года назад +9

    I like this version of "We're the Turtles".🙂😊

  • @sarasaland4709
    @sarasaland4709 4 года назад +73

    Seeing Phelous wear that Turtle Christmas sweater every year and only get into this NOW is the best way to cap off the decade.

  • @ser6Ijvolk
    @ser6Ijvolk 4 года назад +18

    As a person who grew up in a town plagued by an epidemic of manhole covers theft, I can tell you that apparently you can make money depositing them as scrap metal.

  • @geoentronecromancer
    @geoentronecromancer 4 года назад +33

    HEYYY, I recognize the comics they got for Splinter, those were the Archie TMNT Adventures comics, with the front one being one with a story done by Stan Sakai, and a cover by Ken Mitchroney! That series was a mixed bag of quality, but overall I really enjoy them for the most part. Definitely grittier than you would expect at first glance....usually. XD

    • @Sean_Bird
      @Sean_Bird 4 года назад +5

      Hey, that's pretty cool.

    • @TetsuDeinonychus
      @TetsuDeinonychus 4 года назад +6

      I love the Archie TMNT! They're second only to the Mirage version IMO.

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 года назад

      Whoa

  • @Applepoisoneer
    @Applepoisoneer 4 года назад +21

    I think I'd take the limited motion and goofy faces of the 1st concert turtles than the Five Nights at Shreddy's faces they have in this one. The giant white teeth jutting out from the flapping mouths are the stuff of nightmare.

  • @redstreak9430
    @redstreak9430 3 года назад +9

    13:50 behold! The “I Hate Splinter” button

  • @limalepakko6074
    @limalepakko6074 4 года назад +8

    I love how wholesome this video is. I wish you a turtle Shreddermas, Phelous

  • @peachysakura24
    @peachysakura24 4 года назад +3

    If Shredder's pain at Phelous's betrayal doesn't get an Oscar nod.... 😂

  • @NessWithABeard
    @NessWithABeard 4 года назад +3

    On the first day of Christmas, Phelous gave to me a raccoon with an ax to grind.

  • @rodrolliv
    @rodrolliv 4 года назад +11

    4:03 OMG my mom used to buy that magazine, how did I never know about the turtles being in it!?

  • @MilkScrew
    @MilkScrew 4 года назад +11

    I assume the "12 April O'Neal Autographs" were for selling on ebay or the like to get money to buy something he'd ACTUALLY like!

    • @sdm47
      @sdm47 4 года назад +1

      And he can sell the rest of that garbage too

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 3 года назад +3

    “WHAT, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!”
    -Splinter

  • @Spindash8
    @Spindash8 4 года назад +17

    Michaelanglo:"I Hate Splinter!!!" Splinter:What are you talking about!?

  • @tailsnick
    @tailsnick 4 года назад +18

    I thought they said "splinter is not a planet" instead of athletic.

    • @rassilontdavros3004
      @rassilontdavros3004 4 года назад +18

      I was so sad in 2006 when NASA decided Splinter wasn’t a planet anymore. 😢

  • @Feltzer342
    @Feltzer342 3 года назад +4

    I have to say, as of Sunday Dec. 13th, 2020... happy 1-year anniversary to this Christmas jewel of a video.

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 3 года назад

      I HATE SPLINTER

    • @Feltzer342
      @Feltzer342 3 года назад

      ​@@masterfarr8265 But hey, let's dance around with random roller blading boys! Splinter can cram it with walnuts!

  • @ser6Ijvolk
    @ser6Ijvolk 4 года назад +13

    My guess on the little barefoot girl is that her character sheet had her in pajamas, since it appears that's what she's wearing in lieu of Ghostbuster overalls, hence barefoot, and then no one bothered to correct that with some shoes for the street environment, well either that or Dan Schneider was somehow involved.

  • @mikekz4489
    @mikekz4489 4 года назад +40

    I can’t stop noticing the tiny human feet.

  • @UltrashadowGames
    @UltrashadowGames 3 года назад +3

    Me: Yo bro, who's your least favorite character in TMNT?
    My friend: Splinter!
    Me: why you don't like splinter?
    My friend: 13:50

  • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
    @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 4 года назад +5

    _Oh no, he's turnin' into that Phelous guy again!_

  • @MissAshley42
    @MissAshley42 4 года назад +15

    Somewhere in Phelous's house is a wall covered in pictures of former TMNT performers connected by various lengths of string.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +8

    ♫I hate Splinter!♫

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan4741 4 года назад +33

    I kind of like the idea of Raph having a Brooklyn accent it fits his character

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 4 года назад +6

      Kudos to Greg Abbey!

    • @cashomnitrix
      @cashomnitrix 4 года назад +6

      Mitch Fletcher So what’s Josh Pais? Chopped liver?

    • @swordhunter12
      @swordhunter12 4 года назад +7

      It would actually be kinda interesting to give each turtle a different NY accent.

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 4 года назад +3

      Shane Cash chopped liver: no that's what i am

  • @TBTabby
    @TBTabby 4 года назад +15

    Yeah, it's kitschy fun, but it's also a bit sad seeing what the TMNT got reduced to. From ass-kicking protectors of New York to a miserable low-budget fusion of Barney the Dinosaur and Color Me Badd. Small wonder it took a decade after this for the TMNT to get their groove back.

  • @MuffinSauce600
    @MuffinSauce600 4 года назад +29

    "this turtles are soo stupid, hehehe" - wabuu

  • @supermariof0521
    @supermariof0521 4 года назад +80

    *I H A T E S P L I N T E R*

    • @troin3925
      @troin3925 4 года назад +11

      Fire Dust WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?

    • @supermariof0521
      @supermariof0521 2 года назад

      @@troin3925 I was just repeating the joke he was making in this video.

    • @troin3925
      @troin3925 2 года назад

      @@supermariof0521 r/whoooosh

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 года назад +1

      @@supermariof0521 Trion was quoting splinter😅

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 2 года назад

      @@troin3925 the Reddit thing is annoying

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 4 года назад +27

    these turtles teeth are brighter than those inner-city kids respective futures

  • @vivimariefedorov7374
    @vivimariefedorov7374 4 года назад +3

    Maybe the turtles thought the manhole covers could be a new form of skipping stones! 🐀

  • @Caarajack
    @Caarajack 4 года назад +21

    No wonder these rip-offs are cheap musicals, because they can either cut almost into any shot or dub the crap out of these sock puppet turtles and spend as little time as possible on set with producers’ kids.

    • @thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051
      @thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051 4 года назад +5

      There are 2 versions of the 90s:
      The "Everything Sucks" 90s with Grunge music rampant, and everything just being downer and serious
      with great films like Pulp Fiction and Forrest Gump
      Then there's the "Everything is cool and extreme" 90s which harvests the kind of movies that Nostalgia Critic reviews and everything has to be literally cool. in the worst way possible
      The Turtles specials have come out of the latter

    • @thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051
      @thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051 4 года назад

      Dusk Raccoon eh. I suppose so

    • @TetsuDeinonychus
      @TetsuDeinonychus 4 года назад +4

      I worry that crappy live-action children's videos, based on popular cartoons has become a lost art. I'd love to see crappy live-action interpretations of the Crystal Gems, or the "We Bare" Bears singing bad children's songs in a public park.
      Hell, if any of *my* cartoons become popular I'll *make sure* they get crappy live-action children's videos if I have to produce them myself!

  • @ultra6671
    @ultra6671 9 месяцев назад +5

    14:22
    This aged well after Mutant Mayhem premiered.

  • @neocounttarrant
    @neocounttarrant 4 года назад +20

    I stg, I heard 'We Wish You a Merry Christmas' the other day on the store radio, and I literally ended up with these lyrics stuck in my head instead of the real ones. This special has officially ruined my life.

  • @Ataru320
    @Ataru320 4 года назад +8

    I feel like this is Alpha's Magical Christmas with less of a budget.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +2

      I didn't know that was even possible

  • @Nionivek
    @Nionivek 4 года назад +15

    "What did they include Vernon?" Uhhh… No Phelan, he was murdered by Colonel Shrader... Somehow, I am not actually sure how he achieved it.

  • @JaythePandaren
    @JaythePandaren 4 года назад +16

    If you're reading this comment, I want to wish you all a happy Christmas and a happy new year! And Happy Christmas, Phelan!

  • @filletofish2200
    @filletofish2200 3 года назад +19

    I hate Splinter

  • @OnDavidsBrain
    @OnDavidsBrain 4 года назад +22

    2:38 Maybe Cristopher Films was a SHELL company of Controlled Entropy?

  • @TheMellowFilmmaker
    @TheMellowFilmmaker 4 года назад +25

    Should've had Lupa play Shredder. Would've been the perfect meta joke.

    • @rassilontdavros3004
      @rassilontdavros3004 4 года назад +3

      TheMellowFilmmaker
      Lupa playing Shredder sounds absolutely hilarious.

    • @masterfarr8265
      @masterfarr8265 4 года назад +2

      RassilonTDavros she could be karai

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +16

    I loved Allison's review of this, so I'm so glad you got to do it yourself!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 года назад +4

      I kinda miss the crappy Shredder costume, but I like the new one a lot

  • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
    @TommyDeonauthsArchives 4 года назад +30

    "It's weird it took me this long to cover this."
    But it sure was worth it in the end... I really needed that after watching the game awards last night.

  • @johnroche
    @johnroche 4 года назад +4

    Sort of funny how this Christmas special didn't feature Cam Clarke in it.

  • @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000
    @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000 4 года назад +12

    “Aswuiddlyduddlodoytdoop”
    - Abraham Lincoln

  • @s.nifrum4580
    @s.nifrum4580 4 года назад +6

    Michael bay made fun of this
    This prompted the joke to make a joke
    I actually enjoy Michael bay’s films but I know there are many people who don’t so this comment is for them

  • @Maruyamacho
    @Maruyamacho 4 года назад +4

    Thank you phelous ♥️
    I hope that the "not" motion+sound thingy from "a merry Christmas to shredder" becomes a recurring joke!
    It's such a stupid way to just say "not", I love it!