3:38 what gets me harder than anything is the look of almost terror on his face, the pre-terror, he's still in "wouldn't it be funny if" mode, but he's coming out of it faster than a high school stoner at prom, and there's nothing funnier than knowing Wedding Chris Fleming's worst case scenario is about to come true. I feel like an unmerciful god.
that evidence picture makes chris look like some goddamn witch tricking the prince hero into drinking an evil elixir to in exchange for the life of his bride that the witch captured; when in reality itll do nothing but turn him into some kind of monster that the very bride hes saving will just flee from him. But hey thats just my two cents
Fabulous Cthulhu The weak don't survive the rapture, OP is wrong and the princess will then sit on his shoulders and ride him into the castle where they will sit on their bloody thrones.
@@littlesnowflakepunk855 The social media police have arrived to tell people what they can and can’t say. You should have just ignored my post and moved on.
transcript i just wrote out in case anyone's hard of hearing :) My cousin, Caitlin got married recently. And so we were, we grew up essentially communally. So I had to have a job at their wedding, but they wanted to give me like the most innocuous job- so as to not contaminate the rest of the wedding with my 'fruity business'. So we're Catholic, so my job was to bring the gifts, the wine- aka the blood of christ- to the alter, give them to the bride and groom. Who then gives them to the priest, who then blesses the wine and then distributes it to the rest of the church. Now, my family is very proper and elegant, and I look like a halloween decoration. So, and they've made it very clear through a series of looks and gestures that one more slip up and I am out. Just that's it. So I am taking this very seriously. So I have- I have the wine, okay, okay, and I hand the wine to the groom, a guy named Chris. And now Chris is not Catholic, but he has been involved in the process, he has been to the rehearsals. I assume he knows what's going on. I hand him the wine, and he looks to me and he says; "What do I do with this?". We have a very jokey relationship, and I wanna 'and yes' him. So I say; "You chug it." Next thing I know, he has basically taken a FRAT house squat, and does one of the most dramatic- {chugging noises and motions}- Adams apple going pelican style- dribbling down his chin. Like if he didn't finish it he would lose the entire churches' respect. I try to look to my family, to communicate to them- I didn't want any of this. But they're not looking they're to busy deleting my number off their phones. At this point my cousin came ans screams : "NO!" There was something very Steven King about seeing your kin in a wedding dress screaming "NO". Now, it would be a lot easier for me to prove my innocence- if this weren't the only evidence from that moment. It looks like my cousin Johnny and I have been preparing this Shakespearean vengeance since the 80s! I'm even! I even have the classic 'Villain waiting for his bird'. "Yes, yes, all is going according to plan. The kingdom will soon be ours"
At my second marriage ceremony … my best man (and nephew) gave an excellent toast … except he said my first wife's name instead of my new wife. My two sons from the previous marriage shit themselves laughing. Moral: Every family needs a (or two) Chris Fleming!
I am just sitting here in awe of the grace of this physical comedy, flipping such great visualization and I just couldn't love this more, it's so cool that Chris is doing comedy and I'd be super happy to see more!
2:25 Completely obsessed with the sound Chris uses to represent gulping. I don't know what onomatopoeia I was using for drink-chugging before, but since watching Showpig all I can say is GLUH!! GLUG-GLUGGLAH!!! GLÆHDRDRD!
"the kingdom will be ours" is i hope a reference to the beatitudes, "Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of righteousness for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." if it is, then it is the perfect closing to an already perfect story
James acaster’s jokes come more out of small details. There was a classic scrape that got pretty much all of it’s bathos out of a description of a dog onesie as”fluffy” And the women inside as a saviour
I chose this as a video to show my dad to introduce him to Chris Fleming, because it's relatively tame and has proper subtitles, but I think the humour really didn't really land with him ^^;
My cousin Martha, William's sister, is getting married on August 13th, 2022. I am gonna be going to their wedding 💑. I am gonna wear my pink dress 👚, a black shrug, and my tap shoes.
@player2763 Yes. I just mailed Martha's husband a letter. On Christmas of 2022, I welcomed him to the family by giving him a handshake and saying, "welcome to the family."
"so *i* say, 'you chug it'" and that is when the bit went from good to great
whAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT
John Mulany!!!
3:38 what gets me harder than anything is the look of almost terror on his face, the pre-terror, he's still in "wouldn't it be funny if" mode, but he's coming out of it faster than a high school stoner at prom, and there's nothing funnier than knowing Wedding Chris Fleming's worst case scenario is about to come true. I feel like an unmerciful god.
The fact you have proof of this is just hilarious holy shit
Ikr lol
that evidence picture makes chris look like some goddamn witch tricking the prince hero into drinking an evil elixir to in exchange for the life of his bride that the witch captured; when in reality itll do nothing but turn him into some kind of monster that the very bride hes saving will just flee from him.
But hey thats just my two cents
Nani K if the bride is gonna run from a monster husband she's weak and wont survive the winter
Fabulous Cthulhu
The weak don't survive the rapture, OP is wrong and the princess will then sit on his shoulders and ride him into the castle where they will sit on their bloody thrones.
T3 Chicken hell yeah
Two very accurate cents
"i look like a Halloween decoration"
😂😂😂😂😂
I relate to that statement so much it hurts.
m e l YEP!
I lost it
I hope this fruity business never ends
I fear this fruit is well past its sell by date, and is covered with mould.
@@StillAliveAndKicking_ stretching the metaphor. just say you dont like him and move on
@@littlesnowflakepunk855 The social media police have arrived to tell people what they can and can’t say. You should have just ignored my post and moved on.
transcript i just wrote out in case anyone's hard of hearing :)
My cousin, Caitlin got married recently. And so we were, we grew up essentially communally. So I had to have a job at their wedding, but they wanted to give me like the most innocuous job- so as to not contaminate the rest of the wedding with my 'fruity business'.
So we're Catholic, so my job was to bring the gifts, the wine- aka the blood of christ- to the alter, give them to the bride and groom. Who then gives them to the priest, who then blesses the wine and then distributes it to the rest of the church.
Now, my family is very proper and elegant, and I look like a halloween decoration. So, and they've made it very clear through a series of looks and gestures that one more slip up and I am out. Just that's it. So I am taking this very seriously.
So I have- I have the wine, okay, okay, and I hand the wine to the groom, a guy named Chris. And now Chris is not Catholic, but he has been involved in the process, he has been to the rehearsals. I assume he knows what's going on. I hand him the wine, and he looks to me and he says;
"What do I do with this?". We have a very jokey relationship, and I wanna 'and yes' him. So I say;
"You chug it."
Next thing I know, he has basically taken a FRAT house squat, and does one of the most dramatic- {chugging noises and motions}- Adams apple going pelican style- dribbling down his chin. Like if he didn't finish it he would lose the entire churches' respect.
I try to look to my family, to communicate to them- I didn't want any of this. But they're not looking they're to busy deleting my number off their phones. At this point my cousin came ans screams :
"NO!" There was something very Steven King about seeing your kin in a wedding dress screaming "NO". Now, it would be a lot easier for me to prove my innocence- if this weren't the only evidence from that moment.
It looks like my cousin Johnny and I have been preparing this Shakespearean vengeance since the 80s! I'm even! I even have the classic 'Villain waiting for his bird'.
"Yes, yes, all is going according to plan. The kingdom will soon be ours"
Gavin The Spleen you're a saint
;*
Thank you for this :)
You are the best thing this planet has ever seen.....
That's rather sweet of you
"My family is very elegant and proper, and I... look like a Halloween decoration"
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
"Adam's apple going pelican style" 😂
"like if he didn't finish it he would lose the entire churches respect". Such great descriptions! 😂😂
The church of “...you chug it” is the only one I’d consider joining
"It looks like my cousin Johnny and I have been preparing this Shakespearean vengeance since the 80's." XD
They didn't wan't any of this "fruity business"
absolutely hilarious
CHRIS IS BACK AGAIN I’D LIKE TO THANK MY PARENTS MY TEACHERS AND MOST IMPORTANTLY GOD
At my second marriage ceremony … my best man (and nephew) gave an excellent
toast … except he said my first wife's name instead of my new wife.
My two sons from the previous marriage shit themselves laughing.
Moral: Every family needs a (or two) Chris Fleming!
"Fruity Business"- if Chris Fleming ever drops an album or writes an autobiography, this should be the title!
Honestly I relate to no one wanting my fruity business at their weddings
3:37 Top Ten Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster
I am just sitting here in awe of the grace of this physical comedy, flipping such great visualization and I just couldn't love this more, it's so cool that Chris is doing comedy and I'd be super happy to see more!
The fact that this video brought me out of a panic attack says volumes of this man's power
This made me laugh sooo hard omg I wanna see him live so bad
The husband should have known that was a joke though, not chris's fault.
I’m assuming he was wedding blinded, it can be scary up there I’m sure lmao!
honestly i wasnt gonna believe it til the pic and i just cannot cope with this
Big new england Catholic mood is growing up "communally" with yr cousins
I gotta say it was funnier when I was imagining him chugging a full bottle a wine but this is still fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
HIT THAT MF CHRIS FLEMMING NOTIF!! 😤😤🤯👄🤫🐸💖‼️👅👅🧖♂️🏃🏽♀️🌛🌜💦💦💦💦🍆🍆🍆
Y are those emojis both weird and the most accurate description of Chris I’ve ever seen
I’m a simple woman. I see Chris, I click as fast as humanly possible.
Do you own a lizard?
“i wanted to ‘and, yes’ him”
Chris, you have such a unique and wonderful comedic voice. Every goddamn video is so refreshing.
*villian waiting for his bird*
I'm Catholic and I saw this so vividly I scream laughed.
Praise Sky Daddy, for Chris lives and people continue allowing him to interact with society.
I went to your show, and I laughed so hard at times I thought I was going to die. Especially at the "I know it's for babies" part. Great show!
"and I wanna 'and, yes' him" ??? i'm fucking screaming
the best prt of the picture is chris' almost knowing smile
THIS GUY IS SO UNDERRATED !!!!! Why haven’t all of his vids gone viral😭😭😂😂
I laughed my ass off once again. You are so talented !
**planning this since the 80's***
😂😂😂😂
My family is all proper, and I look like a Halloween decoration. 😂
i just want you to know that i got an ad for a Yanni concert on instagram and i instantly thought of you
2:25 Completely obsessed with the sound Chris uses to represent gulping.
I don't know what onomatopoeia I was using for drink-chugging before, but since watching Showpig all I can say is GLUH!! GLUG-GLUGGLAH!!! GLÆHDRDRD!
“Villian waiting for his bird”
The walk up the aisle with the wine and the walk back! 😂😂😂
This video is the greatest Christmas gift of all
It kept getting better -- you're the best, Chris!
“Villian waiting for his bird” ahaha
I have no idea what he means by ‘and yes’ him’ but at the same time, I completely and spiritually understand
Improv, yes and as in not shutting down wherever the other person is taking the bit
@@poprockssbut he says ‘and yes’. Doesn’t sound like he is asking to expand on a point
this was really funny and then he puts the picture on the screen and I ascended
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
lol the smile on your face in that photo says it all!
This is such skilled comedic storytelling hahaha
Oh my god CHRISmas came early hahahahha get it???
I grew up in the Catholic Church, and I would have rolling on the floor laughing seeing this at a Catholic wedding 😂🤣
I was here for this and absolutely loved it! Come back to Chicago Soon Chris!!
now on referring to me being gay and trans as "my fruity business," thanks for that
i'm SCREAMING
Watching him perform live in Orlando was awesome!
chris darling.. you're a genius
I clicked so hard, then laughed just as hard! 😂 You're awesome Chris
this is exactly how i want my wedding to go
Dude your comedy is literal gold; post on YT more!
This boy deserves a comedy speical
I stopped everything for this notification
We were there, BEST comedy ever! Thanks Chris!
"Fruity business" is just my name
This made me so happy!! Hope you have a good Christmas, Chris! Love from Phoenix! :)
Chris’ videos are everything! omg I wanna go to a live show!
I started crylaughing after the photo appeared, this is hilarious
I'm crying omg this is hysterical!!! I want to see him so bad
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks, god when you showed the photo it was all over for me
the pic makes him look so evil 🤣
Thou hath posted
"the kingdom will be ours" is i hope a reference to the beatitudes, "Blessed are they who are persecuted for the sake of righteousness for theirs is the kingdom of heaven." if it is, then it is the perfect closing to an already perfect story
Every time you make me laugh so hard I stop breathing good and start tasting blood
the moment you present the proof of the entire shitfest is so funny i nearly bust a lung laughing xDDD
Anyone who likes this sort of thing should look up 'James Acaster classic scrapes' for unlimited laughs, merry Christmas
Mina F thanks so much, love James Acaster and I didn’t know of these!
Erin Schloeffel Chris Fleming is more like Dylan Moran, both use metaphor is ways that are simultaneously surreal and yet apt
James acaster’s jokes come more out of small details. There was a classic scrape that got pretty much all of it’s bathos out of a description of a dog onesie as”fluffy” And the women inside as a saviour
next tour i hope i can see you because this was absolutely hilarious keep up the good work
You’re my favorite comedian ever! Visit Philadelphia in 2018!
AS A CATHOLIC THIS IS SO AWFUL AND NOT THE AWFUL AS IM “OMG SIN” BUT AWFUL IN A “WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT” WAY WHAT THE FYUCK IM CRYING
Dude, you're the best, please come to Arizona
i had to pause and take a brwak, this situation is hilariously horrifying
Chris you are a gift to humanity
*OH MY HOLY ZUMBA CLASSES HE'S BACK*
I chose this as a video to show my dad to introduce him to Chris Fleming, because it's relatively tame and has proper subtitles, but I think the humour really didn't really land with him ^^;
Oh, Chris, you are so terminally naughty. 😎😎
OMG I was dying during this part when he came to AZ 😂
Filling the void in my life left by Stewart McClean in a weird way.
YOU TOLD HIM TO WHAT?!
I would have done the same thing but. You know what screw it your the best!
Loll I need to see you live oh my god!! My parents love you as well.
Sidebar: Chris looks damn good in a tux!
Bless you Chris, never stop being fruity
im dying and having sunday flashbacks, i am too the halloween decoration of the family
Aaaaaand I'm crying laughing, Chris why does this always happen to you?
Chris Fleming IS SO FUNNY I DIE EVERY SINGLE TIME OH MY GOD POST MORE PLZ
The villain he's talking about is Davis
this is most defiantly the content that I signed up for
I AM LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
My dog thought your glugging impression was a dog barking.
Either this was the show I saw and the lighting makes his shirt look a different color, or he has more than one leopard print button down.
fwiw it looks like he's wearing something underneath it
the man is BACK
My cousin Martha, William's sister, is getting married on August 13th, 2022. I am gonna be going to their wedding 💑. I am gonna wear my pink dress 👚, a black shrug, and my tap shoes.
did you have fun at the reception in your glorious outfit?
@player2763 Yes. I just mailed Martha's husband a letter. On Christmas of 2022, I welcomed him to the family by giving him a handshake and saying, "welcome to the family."