@@GeneralDragon011 "you've been brilliant to me these last few years, I've loved to see you become the wonderful partner...and competent trainer you are, we will have a final test of your strength noW GO SPIRITOMB!"
if my future S.O is into pokemon you better believe we're having a battle on our wedding day. i have a jolly garchomp that i've been feeding proteins 😈
@@PopplioPowers The arch uncoils into Milotic The cake explodes as Togekiss escapes it The wedding ring turns out to be Spiritomb And Lucario bursts from underneath a table
Therapist: So, what caused your panic attack this time? 60yo me, after being rushed to the hospital during my granddaughter’s wedding: Doc, you’re not gonna believe this…
My first game was platinum, I remember struggling to get through the elite four just to fight cynthia, then struggling with spiritome. I think the first time I won I had only two members of my team standing and have never struggled with another champion after that. I wish I could experience all that for the first time again.
@@painvillegaming4119 I get that your trying to be funny and I don't want to be rude. But my grandma just died on Sunday. To anyone who has commented or will comment, I was close to my grandmother and having her pass suddenly didn't leave me in a good mental state. I apologize for being rude and I'm sorry if this sounds entitled but I imagine anyone else that just lost someone close to them will also have a bad reaction especially when my original comment was around a week or 2 before the comment that came only a few days after.
If I was at a wedding and Cynthia's pre fight theme kicked in, for the next few moments my fight or flight response would kick in, only to realize I can't run from a trainer battle.
I literally call the revive-and-potion-spam-until-I-can-get-enough-breathing-room-to-get-a-stray-attack-in-or-they-start-using-struggle “The Cynthia Shuffle”
1. Have that song as your wedding march 2. Make your wedding dress design Cynthia inspired 3. Make the wedding bouquet of light purple flowers with turquoise accents 4. Bonus points if you can convince the bridesmaids to wear a garchomp inspired dress
@@StriderStarfall Garchomp's the flower girl. Even though Roserade was the obvious choice, Garchomp just really wanted the role and Cynthia couldn't say no to that face
Spiritomb was a boss because it was the second Pokémon with absolutely no weaknesses being Dark/Ghost. The first was Sableye, but Spiritomb is so much better. It had to be fixed in Gen VI with the introduction of fairy typing. It really made Cynthia terrifying to fight because it was actually hard to deal real damage to it.
The three bridesmaid and groomsmen are Cynthia’s team. The groom is the trainer and the best man is his Pokémon; in order to marry the wife (Cynthia) he must win the battle
I'm traumatised by Cynthia's Lucario that wiped my entire team, but I'm more surprised "Approaching Cynthia" piano piece is actually possible to play. I thought the OG composer made it nearly impossible because of the tempo.
Cynthia: Ladies and Gentlemen, you've reunited here today to enjoy the bliss of this joyful day. *Sends out garchomp* Sorry, today you'll be just living your worst nightmare
@@mmmlasagna12 I tried to figure out what spiritopb was weak to until I realised it wasn't doing much damages and set-up on him like an asshole. Surprisingly, the battle was MUCH smoother afterwards.
If my bride was dressed like Cynthia and this started playing I would be caught between my desire to take her right then and there or run because I know I'm in for a huge fight.
@wanderinwolf3804 I suppose you are correct. But it wouldn't be a trainer battle. It'd be a marital battle. Those can be avoided with a specific move we all know. Going out for milk.
Wedding officiant: By the power invested in me, I now pronounce..... *hears Garchomp cry in the background* Me: (a wild Garchomp? Odd, they're usually not around this part of th......oh no). *Cynthia theme intensifies* Me: *trembling with fear while PTSD kicks in* Trainers at the wedding: WHO THE HELL INVITED HER?!!!
Given the kind of person my ex is and the kind of woman I'm attracted to My Bride would absolutely ANNIHILATE my ex like if you accidentally encountered Cynthia on route 1 as a new player
@@user-fantasy20mk08 You clearly not watching the animé, there's a few of episodes where Cynthia saying "Garchomp, battle dance!" when she's calling Garchomp for a Pokémon battle
Normal people: who is that beautiful woman? It looks like she knows you. 🥰 All trainers: no reason. (Oh god she found me!) Now if you'll excuse me I need to RUN FOR-! Cynthia, smiling: I'm sorry but it's too late. You can't run from a trainer battle. All trainers: AHH!!!
@@michaeldaniels642 Garchomp is within fighting range and has likely already arrived before you the instant you breached the window, which confirms the initiation of the battle. Your teleport mon is promptly swapped out for another pokemon in your party, or should you have been foolish enough to have only brought the singular pokemon, the move simply fails. The battle has commenced. What shall you do?
I'd genuinely be terrified. Just imagine you're gleefully waiting for the love of your life, then you hear boss music. Maybe it makes sense to have boss music
Imagine if you are getting married to Cynthia and the only way she says "Yes I do" in the exchange of vows is to beat her in a Pokemon battle in the Church. If you lose, kiss your marriage goodbye and prepare to end up in a bodybag.
POV: You are marrying Cynthia Priest: does anyone have any objections? Rival Girl: *slams door* I refuse!! Cynthia (in a black wedding dress): very well... *Pulls out 6 pokeballs* Theme plays and the wedding becomes a funeral.
If you spin this on its head it's more of a Fight or Flight response. Imagine you grew out of your crush of Cynthia, found a nice girl in a region outside Sinnoh and get married back in your home town. Then just as the pianist was about to play, a Lucario comes outta no where and pushes the player aside, the start of Her theme is played as she enters the scene in a lovely black dress.
I'm never arguing with the wife at that point. She's right, always right no matter what, even if she said fire is cold, im gonna say yeah its the coldest shit on earth non sarcastically.
yeah there's the approaching theme and her actual theme, it's upsetting that sometimes they're not put together since this is the trauma inducing part for most XD
You know that drama cliché where people can interrupt a wedding when the priest says "speak now or forever hold your peace"? I can imagine Cynthia's theme blaring right that moment.
*You cannot flee from the wedding*
*You cannot flee from the wedding*
*You cannot flee from the wedding*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment
Elon Musk work about chip in brain
Meanwile hacker who put Cynthia theme in your brain:😈
Image Cynthia theme as alarm clock
...... you CAN get out of the wedding, but it will cost you a couple of grands. Just like trainer battles 😂
"Before we exchange our vows.."
"You must defeat me in battle"
No, that's gotta come after. The vows would lead into an epic monologue.
I'll just die alone
@@GeneralDragon011 "you've been brilliant to me these last few years, I've loved to see you become the wonderful partner...and competent trainer you are, we will have a final test of your strength noW GO SPIRITOMB!"
I would do everything for Cynthia
if my future S.O is into pokemon you better believe we're having a battle on our wedding day. i have a jolly garchomp that i've been feeding proteins 😈
“You cannot run from a trainer battle”
I can fucking try
You can try but YOU CANNOT SUCCEED
EVERY SECOND YOU'RE NOT RUNNING I'M GETTING CLOSER - Garchomp, probably
cynthia: if af boi don't you know how fast I 'am *while riding her garchomp on land
_No chance for egress. Will this be a massacre?_
There is no trying,just give up on life that shark flies faster than jets
"i cant believe im at bros wedding, and i havent seen who the bride-"
*piano music intensifies*
"oh... oh no..."
XD I would fear in terror. I would wanna nope out of that wedding but you cannot run from a battle ;w;
Priest becomes a Garchomp
@@edwardwilson7459THE FLOWER GIRL BECOMES CYNTHIA’S ROSERADE
@@PopplioPowers The arch uncoils into Milotic
The cake explodes as Togekiss escapes it
The wedding ring turns out to be Spiritomb
And Lucario bursts from underneath a table
You cant run, but you can hide.
The flower girl turns out to be her Roserade which locked all doors and windows💀
and then the bestman transforms into Garchomp
The limo turns into the melodic
This one made me laugh
Out of the blue, the pedestal turns into a spiritomb. 😅
@@surprisedadrianlol Bridesmaid, her Garchomp is female-
“Til death do us part.”
Cynthia: “You first…”
😂😂😂😂
YOU GOT ME
xD
I'm getting Fromsoft boss vibes from that comment...and I'm loving it
💀
every trainer of gen 5 and gen 4: dear god she found me
so true
And gen 8 because Bd/Sp and PLA
@@levilouislaelsvideosalso Sun /Moon and Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon
Cynthia is the reason you don't casually wander into random beach houses....
You never know which of them may contain *her*
And Gen 7, she's in the Battle Tree
Parents:🥰
Guests:😀
Your bro who plays pokemon:😰
That is basically me and my brother
Little bro: oh dear god. She found me
how much for airpods? I NEED THEM NOW
When the pianist plays perish song
I'm that little bro fr
Adults: 😊
Little kids: 🙂
People who played platinum: HOW DID SHE FIND ME!??
Plot twist she was married
I'm in the process of playing platinum and I just made it to the elite four. Do you have any tips for cynthia
@@nikodemoliniak4482aka this is her wedding and she's your bride
@@los_dios pray to god
@@los_dios how was it?
"Grandpa! Grandpa! Whats wrong!?"
"GARCHOMP! GARCHOMP! NOOOO"
That’s me in 2050
then the wedding become a funeral
When you get ptsd from your team being 1-shot by her garchomp be like
"But weddings are already funerals with Cakes" Rick Sanchez
PTSD dragon
Funeral!?! Don’t you mean a massacre
@@miguelramosjr9240 your not wrong, though unless the wedding theme involves darker colors everything needs to change color scheme.
Old people and kids: what a lovely song.
Adults: *trauma spiral*
OG D/P/P Players: *internally screaming*
@@primal9007she was easy in diamond and pearl lol
I already have PTSD over this song
@@Supersonicspyroshe was aight
@@primal9007don't forget B,W,B2, W2 players as well.
Therapist: So, what caused your panic attack this time?
60yo me, after being rushed to the hospital during my granddaughter’s wedding: Doc, you’re not gonna believe this…
Holy shit I wasn’t expecting that all 🤣 you dropped this 👑
be careful you might give the doc ptsd too
Grandfather:The wedding played Cynthia's theme
Therapist: *faints*
@@valentino7592 Giratina be checking under his bed for Cynthia
60 is an incredibly young age to have a granddaughter who's already getting married.
"A videogame song cannot cause PTSD"
The videogame song:
One-Winged Angel would like to know your location
@@bdt2002gamingthe guardian stalkers from breath of the wild
@@nwithan12therapist: Cynthia's Garchomp playing the gaurdian theme isnt real, it cant hurt you
Cynthia's Garchomp playing the guardian music:
@@faithfulbrook dayum I didn't think I'd give someone PTSD
Literally muffet from Undertale
Imagine marrying someone named Cynthia and you tell the pianist to play this song when she walks in
Plot twist: IT WAS HER IDEA
Your best man and homies dip out of instinct.
that would be AMAZING OMG
This was literally my best friend. Tho he missed the opportunity to do this.
@@2097Pyros That's why she's the one!
either we get to marry Cynthia and this is her walk down the isle theme or she's crashing the wedding
Honestly the first one sounds more terrifying, you just see her walk down the isle and her theme is playing on full blast☠️
Plot twist, she's crashing her own wedding... We are no longer the Groom at the wedding, we are the deceased at the funeral
@@dumpsockpuppet5619 if she destroys you, yes.
“If anybody wishes to object speak now or forever hold your pe-“
*piano starts*
“I object”
It's both. She's the bride but she's also crashing her own party for whatever reason.
*immediately tries to leave the church*
You know what churches are here for as well?.... funerals
You can not run from a trainer battle
@@TovaMaster "they told me this was a wedding have i been lied to"
@@kentmichaelgalang686calm down son no worries Usher Cynthia is here to help you💀
*"Why are the doors locked?"*
If I heard this at a wedding I’d start screaming and crying in flashbacks
Same.
My first game was platinum, I remember struggling to get through the elite four just to fight cynthia, then struggling with spiritome. I think the first time I won I had only two members of my team standing and have never struggled with another champion after that. I wish I could experience all that for the first time again.
@@jaye4157 have you fought voló yet?
I would absolutely start running
@@jaye4157 may I suggest volo or brilliant diamond and shinning pearl perfect IV COMPETITIVE Cynthia boss fight
“You were challenged by Bride *Cynthia!* “
“Cynthia sends out Togekiss!”
“Come on out Togekiss!”
You may Togekiss the bride
Fake fan, we all know spiritomb gets sent out first
@@reinielldeguzman70 It’s supposed to be a marriage joke…
Toge(kiss)
"Go Jolteon!"
What should Jolteon do?
@@kelfunni We are perfectly aware
“Speak now or forever hold your peace” -Doors kick open and Cynthia’s theme plays
I'm hearing her out to the end. Whatever she wants I'll give. I just want to live
Aww, I can imagine Cynthia casually walking into the Main Characters wedding with a present and her garchomp in a tux beside her
Lucario the priest.
@@pizzahedz9317"until death do you part"
@@pizzahedz9317I'd go to that wedding
I'd think her Garchomp would be in a somewhat dress. Since it's female
@@scarlightemperor3410 You're telling me her bridesmaid is Garchomp
oh that's metal as fuck
Parents: 🥰
Guests: 😄
Siblings who play pokemon: "You cant run from a trainer battle" 😰
The PFP is killing me lmao😭
@@fogwzu1939 Wowzers 🥲
Help what is you're profile pic 💀
Wowzers… your pfp scares me… 😭
@@mymortarandpestle459 As it should 👹
guest:The groom is so handsome
guest:The bride is so beautiful
trainers:Why am I hearing low hp sound
you can't run from a trainer battle
Grandma: why are you so pale?
Me: you do not know the horrors they have just unleashed.
@@jaye4157 grandma “oh dear......you have no idea “ *lift a wig and mask revealing Cynthia*
@@painvillegaming4119 I get that your trying to be funny and I don't want to be rude. But my grandma just died on Sunday.
To anyone who has commented or will comment, I was close to my grandmother and having her pass suddenly didn't leave me in a good mental state. I apologize for being rude and I'm sorry if this sounds entitled but I imagine anyone else that just lost someone close to them will also have a bad reaction especially when my original comment was around a week or 2 before the comment that came only a few days after.
Oh
@@jaye4157 how are random people on the internet gona know it
If I was at a wedding and Cynthia's pre fight theme kicked in, for the next few moments my fight or flight response would kick in, only to realize I can't run from a trainer battle.
Parents: 😁
Guests🙂
Me: “WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC?!”
Plot twist Cynthia was married that's why her theme Play
As a Cynthia cosplayer, I wish I would have thought to have this done at my wedding
Congrats on the marriage!
@@georgetrevor2621 Thanks!!
You be giving all the gamers PTSD within seconds of your wedding
That’s why we carry ice cubes at all times
@@MariahD16 ok
Potion Spam: Initiated
Revives: Deleted
@@christianguillermolajara4514 Low HP Music: Activated
Fear: *SKY HIGH*
DS: Closed
I literally call the revive-and-potion-spam-until-I-can-get-enough-breathing-room-to-get-a-stray-attack-in-or-they-start-using-struggle “The Cynthia Shuffle”
Window: Broken
Guests: Evacuated
The priest/minister: Wait, I thought this was a wedding
“You cannot run from a trainer battle”
The bride: Now is a funeral (changes to Cynthias clothes)
"Now you can't run away from this marriage" 💀
1. Have that song as your wedding march
2. Make your wedding dress design Cynthia inspired
3. Make the wedding bouquet of light purple flowers with turquoise accents
4. Bonus points if you can convince the bridesmaids to wear a garchomp inspired dress
5. Don't forget a lipstick with a mega stone and a gigantamax braclet😂
don't forget the mega ring. in the shape of, you guessed it, a ring
Then a Garchomp wearing a dress walks in alongside the bride
Cynthia's Garchomp gettin hitched!?
Hey, who says a champion's pokemon can't find love?
@@StriderStarfall Garchomp's the flower girl. Even though Roserade was the obvious choice, Garchomp just really wanted the role and Cynthia couldn't say no to that face
@@lilpetz500this is so cute
"What the hell is Spiritomb weak too?"
"Oh, buddy do I have a surprise for you..."
Spiritomb was a boss because it was the second Pokémon with absolutely no weaknesses being Dark/Ghost. The first was Sableye, but Spiritomb is so much better. It had to be fixed in Gen VI with the introduction of fairy typing. It really made Cynthia terrifying to fight because it was actually hard to deal real damage to it.
fairy sadly
Fairy which wasn’t introduced till gen 6
“No.”
Guests who don't know: 😁
Guests who do know: 💀
The man getting married; a trainer: 😨
Oh boy....this is gonna be a massacre i hope you have the right team to beat her otherwise your dead.
@@universalroleplaystudios7767Nah it ain't the team the husband has to worry about.
*Cynthia is a top.*
Oh boy.... I need bst updated
@@SpideyfanX you say that as if its a bad thing.
YOU CANNOT RUN FROM A TRAINER BATTLE!
-The Wife
"you cannot run from battel, OR THIS MARRIAGE"
*resets game*
H A H
@@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse*game restarts with one single phrase* T I L D E A T H D O U S P A R T
@@Sonichero151 "You first"
Can you imagine actually playing that without context and just watching roughly 10-15% of the attendees get super anxious for seemingly no reason
This is why we have 3 brides maids and 3 Grooms men. It's like a team of six pokemon and they can all die against cynthia lmao
No that IS Cynthia’s team
The three bridesmaid and groomsmen are Cynthia’s team. The groom is the trainer and the best man is his Pokémon; in order to marry the wife (Cynthia) he must win the battle
If Cynthia ever gets married, Garchomp is gonna be the maid of honor
😂😂😂😂😂
@@TheGardiner that would actually be really sweet
Me: “Why does my wallet feel lighter?”
😂
💀
Full restore goes brrr
Romanian has been spotted!
underrated comment😂
All the Pokémon trainers start rocking back and forth, covering their ears and screaming
"MAKE IT STOPPP!!" they shout as they run around the hall in pain and ruin the wedding
Players who knew be like:
"Oh sh*t! She's here?!" While panicking
This cutscene can not be skipped
I'm traumatised by Cynthia's Lucario that wiped my entire team, but I'm more surprised "Approaching Cynthia" piano piece is actually possible to play. I thought the OG composer made it nearly impossible because of the tempo.
I mean it's a bit of a pain because of the left hand arpeggios but it's not that awful, it just requires a lot of practice
Cynthia's garchomp is the goat it's too powerfull it eats legendary Pokemons fkr lunch
Her Milotic gets me every time
I'm traumatized by her garchomp💀
She's the reason I main garchomp.
I’m traumatized by her ancestors.
@@s4v4gedragone43 lol
and thats why you don't give a fucking insane gible for a starter
Who's not
Every trainer in that wedding has a sudden flashbacks that led to PTSD
Old trainers be getting PTSD from that music
Groom: "Why do I hear boss music?"
Groom: *seizes up in a panic attack due to childhood trauma*
It's all fun and games until the bride comes in looking like Cynthia
Cynthia: Ladies and Gentlemen, you've reunited here today to enjoy the bliss of this joyful day. *Sends out garchomp*
Sorry, today you'll be just living your worst nightmare
Lucario destroyed my entire team with one move💀I spammed revives for garchomp until it just had poison left
@@mmmlasagna12 I tried to figure out what spiritopb was weak to until I realised it wasn't doing much damages and set-up on him like an asshole. Surprisingly, the battle was MUCH smoother afterwards.
*PTSD intensifies*
“You cannot run from the wedding”
Me: “fuuuuuuuuu-“
*war flashbacks, everything is on fire, the dog has run away and your only path to safety is over legos*
If my bride was dressed like Cynthia and this started playing I would be caught between my desire to take her right then and there or run because I know I'm in for a huge fight.
You can't run from a trainer battle.
@wanderinwolf3804 I suppose you are correct. But it wouldn't be a trainer battle. It'd be a marital battle.
Those can be avoided with a specific move we all know.
Going out for milk.
@@TheNameTag only works if they have a Miltank on their team
Imagine you're the husband and didn't knew about that and are like "Why am I hearing childhood trauma?"
Wedding officiant: By the power invested in me, I now pronounce.....
*hears Garchomp cry in the background*
Me: (a wild Garchomp? Odd, they're usually not around this part of th......oh no).
*Cynthia theme intensifies*
Me: *trembling with fear while PTSD kicks in*
Trainers at the wedding: WHO THE HELL INVITED HER?!!!
Only for Steven's theme to over shadow Cynthia theme let's go
@@toonlinkssbb515That makes absolutely no sense.
@@marvinkant5205 quite right, Cynthia would stomp steven, zero contest, ignore the toon link, he is young and foolish.
"Oh, thanks for coming, Mom!"
*"MOM?!?!!"*
Me: (oh arceus, help us...)
I legitimately get chills and shaken up hearing her theme
This would trigger PTSD like fireworks would for a Vietnam vet lol
when your ex shows up to ruin it:
Whoever has Cynthia as their ex has made a grave mistake
@@caramelapple5022on god
Given the kind of person my ex is and the kind of woman I'm attracted to
My Bride would absolutely ANNIHILATE my ex like if you accidentally encountered Cynthia on route 1 as a new player
@@caramelapple5022 his ex*
@@user-fe8gx3ie5v You seem to assume women would not attempt to date Cynthia as well.
how to give any guests who know pokemon a heart attack:
I was actually listening to this I forgot that I was you’re correct that it will give you a heart attack
"You can't run from your bride"
Piano player uses Cynthia's theme.
It's super effective.
The bride and groom fainted from PTSD.
Meanwhile, I'm curled up in the corner screaming, tearing out my hair, muttering to myself "there's no Garchomp here I'm safe"
Cythia in the wedding ceremony:
*GARCHOMP! BATTLE DANCE!*
It’s Dragon Dance, mate 😂
@@user-fantasy20mk08 You clearly not watching the animé, there's a few of episodes where Cynthia saying "Garchomp, battle dance!" when she's calling Garchomp for a Pokémon battle
Cynthia getting married to purplecliffe be like
Who is purplecliffe
@@saumyatyagi6763 ruclips.net/user/Purplecliffe
LMAOOOOO
@@saumyatyagi6763He's a PokeTuber that is really down bad for the PokeGirls
@@infinity5722 how is it downbad for pokegirls? I am curious. I have seen pokemon nuzlockers but this looks new
How to trigger PTSD on your wedding whit a piano
We all remember that moment when we just entered that one random church and cried
Normal people: who is that beautiful woman? It looks like she knows you. 🥰
All trainers: no reason. (Oh god she found me!) Now if you'll excuse me I need to RUN FOR-!
Cynthia, smiling: I'm sorry but it's too late. You can't run from a trainer battle.
All trainers: AHH!!!
"Wait a minute. Isn't that...OH MY ARCEUS! RUN FOR IT!"
NO I DONT WANT ROUND 2!!!!
LET ME GO PLEASE, I HAVE A FAMILY
Cringe
"SIR I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY"
This starts playing.
Me: You'll never take me alive. (Dives out the window)
Can't run from a trainer battle.
Cynthia expected this maneuver and stationed garchomp outside said window to yeet you back inside.
@@theicetypesnivy6983 Good thing I had my trusty insert Pokemon that knows Teleport ready to use Teleport as soon as I exited the window
@@michaeldaniels642 Garchomp is within fighting range and has likely already arrived before you the instant you breached the window, which confirms the initiation of the battle. Your teleport mon is promptly swapped out for another pokemon in your party, or should you have been foolish enough to have only brought the singular pokemon, the move simply fails. The battle has commenced. What shall you do?
@@theicetypesnivy6983use the teleport swap for my Ice Beam Pokemon and immediately use Ice Beam
Shit I gotta make this happen
Also what if Gohan's Anger was played at a wedding? 👀
I am making it happen
I rather get rickrolled than this into my ears
"Honey, what's with the black dress? This isn't a funeral-"
Me: *dressed as cynthia* just a little prank. After this imma play the botw gaurdian theme and watch the botw players panic.
The little Umbreon on the piano
Parents and guests:😊
Me: why do i hear boss music
Cynthia: because this is no longer a wedding, this is a funeral, yours
The little brother who has played og diamond and pearl:
All I can say is “good luck bro”
Everybody who hasn't played Pokemon:🥰
Everybody who has played Pokemon:😱😭
Purplecliffe, in the pews somewhere: *"MOMMY!!!"*
I'd genuinely be terrified.
Just imagine you're gleefully waiting for the love of your life, then you hear boss music. Maybe it makes sense to have boss music
When Garchomp and the boys pull up
This music suits a wedding well to inspire aw in how the bride and groom look.
Imagine if you are getting married to Cynthia and the only way she says "Yes I do" in the exchange of vows is to beat her in a Pokemon battle in the Church. If you lose, kiss your marriage goodbye and prepare to end up in a bodybag.
Dude that would suck so much but be absolutely hilarious 🤣
Ironically enough i beated her first try
Better idea: whoever wins keeps their last name.
When the pianist is the ex HAHAHAHAHAAA
YOU
CANNOT
RUN
FROM
A
TRAINER
BATTLE
Me at the wedding getting Vietnam war flashbacks as I hear the piano
Her music is both scary and regal at the same time
When you’re bride is actually terrifying
POV: You are marrying Cynthia
Priest: does anyone have any objections?
Rival Girl: *slams door* I refuse!!
Cynthia (in a black wedding dress): very well... *Pulls out 6 pokeballs*
Theme plays and the wedding becomes a funeral.
No comment? Ima fix this
If you spin this on its head it's more of a Fight or Flight response.
Imagine you grew out of your crush of Cynthia, found a nice girl in a region outside Sinnoh and get married back in your home town. Then just as the pianist was about to play, a Lucario comes outta no where and pushes the player aside, the start of Her theme is played as she enters the scene in a lovely black dress.
I'm never arguing with the wife at that point. She's right, always right no matter what, even if she said fire is cold, im gonna say yeah its the coldest shit on earth non sarcastically.
@@solidsnakeandgrayfox true fr
@@solidsnakeandgrayfox unless you wanna be one of 1000 souls in Spiritomb
Play this theme at any place with a large amount of people and see who's fight or flight instincts kick in
How to make yelling fire in a crowded theater legal? Just hack the P:A system and see how many people run out 😂
The best part is when they realize they can't run from a trainer battle😂😂😂😂
I should never enter THAT one House
Ahh yes undella town
@@dragoverde2098yup,didn't expect sinnoh champion to be in that house
I honestly got traumatized trying to enter other people's houses afterwards 🤣
no trainer hears the low HP sound, they just hear the pokemon faint sound
This but in a major key would go hard at weddings
*Priest:* You may now kiss the bride... and get that Floatzel off of the pianist.
*Me:* _about to decorate the wedding hall in Lusamine's style_
Now imagine your alarm in the morning played Cynthia’s theme…
So you wanna wake Up with a Heartattack? Why not
You are giving me ideas to actually wake up for my job
I'm already doing that...
One. Year. Straight. And. Beyond.
Did you want me wake up heart attack
You will never be able to sleep again.
Suddenly one of the guest stands up and has seizure from pure terror when he realize it was cythias theme
I would start having a fucking panic attack right then and there.
Imagine getting married to Cynthia, and her theme plays as she's walking down the aisle
Groom: “Why do I feel threatened?”
Wait... it's the APPROACHING them? No wonder I never heard the piano when trying to listen to Cynthia's theme on RUclips.
yeah there's the approaching theme and her actual theme, it's upsetting that sometimes they're not put together since this is the trauma inducing part for most XD
Shit her garchomp is gon get us
The cousins who played pokemon: * thousand yard stare *
Normal trainers: *Intense fear*
Me: "oh you are approaching me"
You know that drama cliché where people can interrupt a wedding when the priest says "speak now or forever hold your peace"? I can imagine Cynthia's theme blaring right that moment.
I'm gonna invite all of my friends who play Pokémon and have this play at my wedding and tell them.
I love feeling evil :p
I popped a massive grin hearing that Cynthia theme I need this played at my wedding one day
Ptsd kicks in: WHERE ARE MY HYPER POTIONS
No,it's"Where the f**k are my damn max revives
"You can’t run away from this marriage!"
I am going to hire this man to play this at my wedding