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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
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read that as "gophering" and was mildly interested for a second
:)
Hi
Make the brown frog plush..
Chubby freg plush pls
Overnight Security Guard is the best job to not talk to people.
Unless you get surrounded by squad cars. Happened to my hubs one night. He did private security and had to use his own car. Some super white Karen called on him. Mind you his car is covered in military stuff with veteran license plates.
Except for the killer animatronics
Here's the Google list of jobs worked alone:
Graphic designer
Truck driver
Social media
Data entry clerk
Web Developer
Virtual assistant
Actuary
Photographer
Writer
Cleaner
Blogger 🤣
Freelancer
Security guard 💂♂️
Bookkeeper
Transcriptions
writer
Gardener
Plumber
Medical transcription
Zoologist
Marketing
Delivery driver
Grave digger ^^ unless you believe in spirits
Idk where they got “zoologist” from, but I find that very hard to believe. Even with botany, you still have to interact with people and working with animals means you have the added responsibility to the animals safety, so it would make sense that you’d working closely with others in the field. (I’m an ecologist who has done fieldwork for animal surveys)
The plushie needs a squeaker that sounds like the "tiny, angry squeaking frog" by BBC. It would make the plushie a bit more realistic to its source. Sort of.
The frog is desert rain frog if you want to watch more about them
I second this
@@PoliticalCat thank you. I saw a few names used for the frog and was not certain upon which one(s) were the most commonly used. They are interesting animals. I do have to watch more.
Please
YESSSSSS!!!
Craigslist kills me lol. I love when people don't have time for a snake but want to trade for a lizard. Ball python for bearded dragon is an example. I don't get it.
Maybe they don't want to feed mice or rats????? I have no idea.
Saw someone on Craigslist want to trade their boxer dog for an Indian Ringneck parrot …
Craigslist is such a strange place lol
Craigslist certainly is an odd place. Saw someone trying to sell a copperhead snake on there a month or so ago.
@@KarmaKittyTs I'd take the parrot lol
I'm assuming that's like the US version of preloved. I see loads selling animals cus they don't have time for them, no setup included so obviously they're gonna replace it
"I don't know if I should be offended, but I am just going to choose to be offended 'cus, well... that's the trendy thing to do."
Just thought this was worth quoting.
My husband had a toenail crevice. He would clip his toenails and throw the clipped off bits down into the space between the wall and the back of the couch. When the couch was finally pulled away from the wall when we were in the process of moving there were literal piles of toenail clippings. Barf.
divorce 😭
I do honestly hate people who treat reptiles as collectibles instead of living beings, honestly in general I think reptiles should be kept as pets and not as money-making factories for breeders.
Most herptubers frankly don't help as they constantly amass more and more reptiles for those oh-so-precious views, which just encourages their followers to do the same thing
Apple sauce
Yes, I see too much of this on Craigslist.... "looking to trade my ball python for a monitor or kingsnake". They're living creatures, not collector's figurines or something.
Yes same they are precious animals and should be respected
@@elenwinl9786 I never understood that. Who trades their pet for some random other pet. I see this with fish a lot, too.
The booger wall thing made me gag. I didn’t know this was a thing and I wish I still did not.
I could not finish the vid absolutely disgusting 🤮
Right?? And people married them??
Once there was a small sock in my brother's bedroom, he kept it out in the open inconspicuously. I never really thought about it until the day he started crying and ran to me with tears. He proceeded to sobly tell me how his pet toad died as she showed me the deceased toad inside the sock (a toad that he found outside by the way)
Idk why I anticipated a cum sock story
💀😳 R.I.P Toad
I think it'd be cute if you could add a squeaker inside the frog plushie. Then it could make cute frog squeak sounds forever! Or until someone's dog destroys it... either way, you're getting a sale 🐸
Also, I worked for Amazon as a delivery driver and that was the best job. Mainly because I didn't have to talk to anyone! Not even co workers who can be just as bad as customers! 🤷🏻♀️
I second this idea
You should rename this channel to "cursed reptile comments" or something like that
So lame what is wrong with u
He should make it a series
While I have to talk to everyone since I'm the leader of a country, the best part is so many girls run just to hug me and be in my presence. I love it
Hope the one at 8:53 is joking....because an eight-year old shouldn't be having their own account. You need to be at least 13 to do that
Yes, you should probably take a shirtless pic on horseback for the ladies. 😉
thank you kim jong-un. that was very informative
Hi Alex I’ve been depressed and your voice is calming and soothing so thanks for giving my mind something to hold onto in the moments where it feels like I’m dying in my head
Nobody:
The kid spitting in his room so he could swim in it: *Sometimes my genius is...it's almost frightening*
"The skull emoji is really something, people throw it in every comment I see" It's scary how right you are 💀
Yeah
I’m a captionist. I get to caption movies, tv shows and RUclips videos early (I’ve been given many BHB videos to do, ironically) and absolutely never have to talk to anyone. I love it.
How do you get to do this?! I'm an extremely fast typer and it's wasted 🤣
Yes to the higher quality frog plushie! I plan to collect them all. Excited to see what else you come up with!
Lmao 🤣 it’s the photoshopped eye at the end for me 🤣🤣🤣
WELL, glad to know I'm a normal person that blows my nose into tissuepaper and disposes of it in the trash or the loo. I might suffer from several mental illnesses, but at least I don't have a snotwall, so I've got that going for me.
it can always be worse ig
People are just jealous of you. You’re an outstanding young man and you’re out to work hard and make money. You’re clean, smart, and you don’t go around cursing. In today’s world this is very refreshing. This is what it’s going back to I hope. Seriously, you work very hard. Your family has to be so proud❣️❤️👩🏻🦳
I really considered not making a follow up comment on my brother pooping in the closet just cause the potential for booger walls and poop closets living rent free in your head is slightly amusing. However it'd probably bother me more than anyone else. Also the full story isn't even that crazy. My younger brother is two years younger than me. Not super certain on the details but he was potty trained between 2 and 3. He didn't even need to wear diapers at night...or so they thought.
He started waking up in the middle of the night needing to use the bathroom. The dark is scary for little kids and so instead of venturing out into the hallway where monsters could get him he came to the very rational decision that instead of pooping himself he'd poop in the closet. But obviously he wasn't gonna tell anyone he did this. So anytime he woke up in the middle of the night and needed to poop he would go inside his closet and do it in the corner. Normally this would probably be picked up on sooner rather than later but the closet wasn't where his clothes were kept so it's not like a parent was going in there to pick out clothing or anything. If I remember right it was just a small place that he shoved broken or unwanted toys into. Well at some point it was getting close to Christmas and my Mom wanted to go through all of our clothes/toys so she could get rid of broken ones, donate unused ones, and we'd have room for the incoming presents. Imagine her horror when she happened upon his poop corner while doing this. By the way the closets had carpet in them so at this point there wasn't any saving that spot. The pile of dry shit had crusted into the carpet. I don't remember if he got in trouble or simply outgrew the habit but both the hall and bathroom got night lights.
Also - once he was outside playing with other kids in a play house and he pooped inside it cause he couldn't hold it. Which like it all sounds crazy and kinda is. But I guess if you gotta go you gotta go.
Nobody ever smelled it? Because like. I just kind of feel like I would smell it even just entering the room. Y’know. Like. When someone shits in the bathroom and you walk in right after and it still smells? Like that. But it’s fresh so I’d assume it’d smell more? Did you have an airtight closet? Did your brother just not have smelly poop? Was it covered with something? The way this is worded it sounds like he pooped more than once? Was it just a huge closet? Did he dump a bucket of febreeze on there?
Your answer is just giving me more questions lmao
@@sidthompson9538 so mank ? Marks lol
Did no one ever smell it? Fresh poop is usually pretty stinky.
Happy Easter Alex!
Even my 2 year old students don't have a booger wall in the classroom. Y'all nastayyyy
In fairness I have also home cremated a boa when she died and her ashes sat on my desk in mason jar. I still have them somewhere in my storage unit. She was a good snake.
The plushies in the back have the perfect emotions for this video
This video had me howling, keep em coming 🤣
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Wolf girl? 🤨📸
@@cuppy3874 furry? 🤨🐺
Howling with laughter you Twitter-scrolling twits!
Thanks Alex,your vids are helpful and fun.. Happy Easter
There are two local pet groups on Facebook for my area. One is well moderated, just posts about pets, people selling supplies and rehoming animals for free. The other is a free-for-all, backyard breeders sell animals totally shamelessly, post the prices and everything. No idea how they haven't been taken down.
Dead animals one was probably the one where a bunch of your geckos died
Got a paracord flogger this weekend; thinking of melting the tips so it'll have more sting. Just hoping the sound of someone thwacking me with it won't send the beardies fleeing for their hides; they're so jumpy sometimes - especially the little orange one, lol.
Thumbnail: “I set my ball pythons corpse of fire”
Me: I’m sorry what the fuck
The eye at the end. Ooof
I'm glad you are calling it out.
I used to make floral arrangements for Macy's and Safeway and stuff, and most days, not a single word left my lips, I could also listen to podcast 24/7.
I've never really heard of the booger wall thing. As a kid, I was always taught to put them in a tissue and throw it in the trash. Probably the worst thing I did was wipe it on my sleeve. If I got caught wiping it on a wall, chair, table, etc. I would have been punished. I have however seen customer cars that had them smeared on the underside of the seat.
i wiped them on my dad and he just wouldn't say anything. I hate my kid self tbh
needs a voting pole for the frog plushies, i vote orange one instead of the pink/brown colored one
All the booger wall comments made me realize I'm either more normal than I thought (I've never had, nor heard of a "booger wall") or that I'm the weird one because I don't have some sort of designated booger surface in my home.
I love you. You're just a sweet reptile loving guy with a RUclips channel that blew up. Stay the same, please, always. Dundee, my long departed beardie, appreciated all you do (which means me, of course...).
Happy Easter, Alex! ☺️✌️🦎
The little cactus pot thing on the back with the TV plush😢😢
Ah yes an og
Love the brian bar- however its spelled- joke/gag in the thumbnail. Very clever! 😊
i think racks are ok, but i think half the fun of owning these critters is creating fun and creative enclosures
totally agree, racks can be fine for some animals I'm sure, assuming all their needs are met.
But I've also had geckos who got really frustrated in their basic set ups. I moved my two current girls to 118x62cm tanks which most people would say is too big but I've put plenty of natural hides, branches and low rocks in to 'clutter' up the place and they seem perfectly content and confident in them. That said, there's a big difference in temperaments between them, 1 scratches at the door to come out at 7pm every night during the summer months for her floor time and my other one only tolerates being held and is quite happy to be left the hell alone :')
Racks are for breeders right?
I NEEDD A TAX RANT VIDEO MR HEPS
Office janitor, you won’t talk to many people
You need to make BOTH Plushies, one cheap and one DELUXE Potato
Love the little orange fox behind you.
If you want one, it's a Minecraft fox.
i work the doggy daycare at my place. i go almost 10 hours per day talking only to dogs. it’s amazing.
i only ever have to talk to people if I choose to have a relationship with the dogs’ parents
Encopresis is the repeated passing of feces into places other than the toilet, such as in underwear or on the floor. This behavior may or may not be done on purpose.
It’s a thing I’ve hear about some people with different mental or physical conditions doing. I’ve heard of autistic people doing to it for various reasons. Children can associate the bathroom with various kinds of traumas, making them too scared to go in the bathroom. Sometimes kids can’t tell when they need the to go until it’s too late for, again, various reasons. It’s relatively common.
13:31 looks like the Alex version of "Hide the pain Harold" - understandable after all these comments...
i read that first part as “looks like alex has a hard version of pain”
i am .. concerned for my reading abilities
@@canairi5004 your reading abilities, as you referred to it, and therefore your comment (at first glance) confused me for a minute. 🤣 because I don’t know what the initial comment that we are both replying to is. I don’t know if that’s a movie title or some viral video or a code for an issue dudes have sometimes. 😂
The thumbnail of your video "WOOOAAAH wOoooaH"(? Something like that) always makes me laugh and it's one of my brother's favorite thumbnails 👍
I love the new potato plushie more, 10/10 would buy
I originally went to college for funeral science so I could just work on dead bodies all day by myself without talking to people but now they expect morticians to double as funeral directors, which is the exact opposite of not talking to people so I became a professional video editor that involves minimal talking to people. On a side note about working in the funeral industry.... working in a suit and tie in South Florida while outside should be FUCKING ILLEGAL.
One fine evening I was there when you were in town for the first place to visit the family of your family for the summer of this month or so I will have to wait for a few weeks.
I love these reading comments videos :D
I think people just like how sad the orange one looks
I’m haunted by my booger wall from when I was like 5 or 6, it got painted over so it’s preserved for the unfortunate future generations.
I was eating a taco while you were going over the booger comments and I almost couldn't get through it
I'm so sorry for u that is such a shame 😔
The monotone kills me.
That mention of throwing boogers out of car windows just made me think of walking down the sidewalk next to the road and not realizing it as mass amounts of boogers fly from cars and just land in your hand and coat your arms and legs…
Can you give me some advice about releasing an American Toad I found slightly injured/stunned last October. Her name is Lola and she is healthy now and a good eater. She likes to soak and make giant poos in her hot tub. Her favorite food is definitely crickets but she likes the occasional wolf spider or superworm. I rarely handle her except to move her from one place to another when necessary, but I really enjoy watching her. I love her and wish I could keep her forever, but it doesn't seem fair to her or her future offspring. I am trying to decide where to release her. I have thought of a few great places, but I worry she will be eaten by a snake or bird. If she's released in a new area, will she have trouble finding a place to lay eggs, or will she just follow the sound of the boys?
This comment is a waste of time.
Thank you for your time, it is mine now.
i would literally sell my soul for a frog plush
My non talking to people job is picking up trash at apartments at night. If anyone speaks to me I'm literally told I'm allowed to walk away. Plus I keep earbuds in so I always have an excuse for not hearing them.... best job ever. That's how badly I want to not speak to anyone...
Well maybe security guard (like when they stay in the security room) but only when nothing sketchy happens.
Is it normal for a beardie to jump off the highest point in his enclosure to reach it's ceiling? Not even where the heat lamp is, just randomly jumping to hit the enclosure's roof. He's only done this twice, but just wondering if this is normal behavior.
my little brother used to have a booger wall...eventually I had to switch rooms with him...I was extremely disgusted as I had to scrape old boogers off my "new" room...I hope I got them all...I gotta catch 'em all.
I for one love the shadowy figures in your videos. They seem supportive
I would order both plush for the emotions on them, do an order drive to unlock the 2nd design!!
a figure appearead as he was talking abt figures props to justin for editing that
... I can't say anything too weird that would land me in a video, since my username is just too known by people lol but I'm glad you take the time to read all these comments. Most RUclipsrs stop after like, the first hour, so props to you.
I also prefer the orange sad frog over the brown grumpy frog
I didn’t know people had their own booger walls, but what I’ve always done is wipe my boogers onto something at public places to kind of mark my territory. It’s a weird instinct I’ve had since a teenager, very primal.
nah, real primals be pissing and shitting everywhere 😤
"Im gonna choose to be offended, because well thats the trendy thing to do" lmao you couldnt be more right about that
I’m a production welder and I never speak to anyone at work
Any job can be the one where you don't have to talk to people if you pretend you can't hear.
Sorry for my English.
My dad also..used to burn his..deceased..Snakes.
My dad had a 🤢 booger wall by his work desk.
He doesn’t have a work desk anymore, and i am hoping that, for his gf’s happiness, he does not have one anymore.
When I was young, I used to find frogs in my backyard and take them to school. Or I put them in my friend’s terrarium that was right in the sun.
Safe to say I’ll have a lot of repenting to do when I’m on my death bed. ☠️ 💀 🥵
I once found a snake in my backyard, only to find it the next day with its mouth gaping wide open. Yeah it got up to 90 degrees that day and I kept the little guy outside. 🥲🥲
Can you make a video about turtle requirements and why you think they suck? My brother wants one but I've heard there a hassle and we both watch you.
I didn’t notice the photo shop but it’s rly funny
I finally got a pair Yuma locality speckled rattlesnakes that I’ve been searching for, for about 2 years now. Beautifully white rattlesnakes. Now I just have to go see them out in nature for myself, they are one of my lifer species and I’m very excited for this project
I went to a boys house in high school and he said “wanna see something cool?” And turned on a black light. He had a….. male bodily fluid wall. An entire wall next to his bed completely covered in…. Male bodily fluids. There were hand prints all over it like he would use his hands to apply it to the wall. He said his ex helped him with it and asked if I would like to add to it. I said no I more certainly would not. I broke up with him because he faked being vegetarian for 2 months. Also he had no body hair and I thought it was weird.
Bruh...
@@GBOSS093 he was just an all around strange guy. Compulsive liar too
a habitual wanker by the sounds of it
You ever wonder how people like the booger people being functional adults ?
I'd sell my soul for that orange frog plushie 🙌🙌
Now I'm going to have to go in and rewatch all of your videos looking for said dead animals 👀.
I love your videos and you made me realize my spider ball python is more *special* than I knew
You would know anura if you where a frog kid
BRO YOU HAD A POOP CLOSET TOO!?
I know you had one Goherpes....
When I was like 7 I found a frog and wanted to keep it so I kept it in my cupped hands for hours and it overheated and died I think
My brother has a closet in our basement when I was young and he would pee on the floor of the closet so he didn’t have to go upstairs to use the bathroom.
I want that plushie so bad... Please let me make an army of frogs
I would 100% buy the orange one
I started calling my collection my “reptillia” because thats what herpetologist call it instead of a collection. I am fine with rack systems when done right, like snake discoveries racks, but I prefer bigger enclosures. I have a pair of tegus about to go into their summer enclosure which is 16’X8’X6’.
Asocial jobs: eccentric artist, daytrader, only fans, treasure hunter
I just feel that you only mention the poorly stated comments. I enjoy watching your channel and compliment frequently. Also, I got a hognose snake from a breeder that I saw on Instagram. I looked at what he had listed on Morph Market, told him what I was looking for, and he actually picked the right snake for me. I expect to keep him for the rest of his life, as well as the red-eared slider I have had since 2005.
Wow that's amazing you've had your red ear slider for a long time
I’m hyper fixated on axolotls and when I was with my ex fiancé we had five. One died 12 hrs after we got it due to impaction but the other four were fine. After we broke up I surrendered two of the axolotls and me and my ex each kept one. I had a lot of medical issues and had to surrender my final axolotl because of it. The last time I ever went to my exes apartment their axolotl was missing. I don’t know where it went and last I heard of it, it was having medical issues. Syd if you are reading this please tell me what happened to her
Oh yes, the edited eye at the end. We noticed this time
I feel like this is the video to comment and say I had a massive crush on you for a whole month straight at one point. I have since grown out of it don't worry, but yeah I went through a GoHerping simp phase.
should've gone to Specsavers 😂😂😂😂
Become a library assistant if you don't want to talk to people, I listen to podcasts my whole shift bc I just shelve books
ayo you got something against booger walls? i think it gives the room more ✨aesthetic✨
sometimes i show videos of mice running around to my cornsnake. He will follow the mouse with his head. its pretty fun, but I also feel a bit mean doing it