Fluffy's High School Reunion | Gabriel Iglesias
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- Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
- Happy throwback Thursday from 2009!
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That line: "I kept my figure why couldn’t you?" gets me every time xaxaxa
Those girls got flamed 🔥
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 that’s my line to girls back in school who I believed would call me ugly and fat now I see my pictures and damnnn I looked good thick in all the right places And I was not ugly! Haters
I'v seen his videos several times & they always crack me up 😂
Same lmao
“I kept my figure why couldn’t you?”
😂😂😂😂
Ahaha
It's like we were watching the exact same video🤯
We are
@@damonyang3052 r/woooooosh
Those two girls who said no to Gabriel got destroyed at the end.
N A G A T O ,😂😂😂😂I Kept My Figure,Why Couldnt You😂😂😂
Jay Clah
Fluffy Cake to be specific.
*CHOCOLATE CAKE SHAKE*
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@Jay Clah I wonder what happened next
This man needs an animated TV show where he voices 90% of the characters and all the sound effects.
It's no Venture Brothers, but still better than like 80 percent of the Adult Swim lineup.
Put him with Seth McFarlane, that'd be amazing.
Put him with Seth McFarlane, that'd be amazing.
That’s basically Alex Hirsch in Gravity Falls
Nah its funny because he does all the different voices. If its different characters it wouldnt be as funny
I was fat in highschool!
I kept my figure! Why couldn't You?!
That's the best comeback ever!!!
That should go down history bro!
xd
Yes.
I was obese in high school, now I’m just overweight
@@thomasshelby7507 well.... good for you i guess! keep the good work!
@@milhaabelahee9042 )
"Seven"
Everyone: "PUTA!"
Me: *Dies of laughter* 😂😂😂
What does it mean?
@@dzakiyyaamirah9791 it means bitch...or at least the most common translation
@@talocobadger4486 wht language is that?
@@dzakiyyaamirah9791 SPANISH
to all wondering puta means bitch or whore and the ones who yelled puta are clearly boys
"I kept my figure why couldn't you", that comeback should get an award.😂
As a freshman I was 160 LBS
As a Sophomore I was 185 LBS
As a Junior I was 215 LBS
As a senior I was 275 LBS
760 school days and every one of those days a particular girl, Heather, the head cheerleader and by far the girl most likely to get a multi million dollar contract as a supermodel, ridiculed me over my weight. Her favorite taunt was "beached whale" though she also called me "elephant boy" and "Tub of lard" and dozens of other cruel things every fat person has heard. She would lead the other students in the ridicule and taunting. She and the other beautiful people made my life a daily living nightmare. I could go no where to escape it. She would constantly remind me of every reason fat people were ugly and inferior to her and the rest of them. So after high school I fled that town and moved 1500 miles away. After attending a year of college I returned the following summer weighing 150 LBS. I went with my brother to a McDonald's that had opened in my home town while I was away at college and there behind the counter was a girl about six inches shorter than me and about twice my weight and she says to my brother, obviously knowing him "So who's your cute friend?" That's when I noticed her name tag: "HEATHER." I wanted so badly to say something, anything, that resembled at least one of the things she said to me. I kept my silence content that karma took care of things for me. The following year when I returned for a visit to my family I weighed 155 LBS having gained some muscle mass. Heather was still working at McDonald's and still flirted with me. She was up to about 400 lbs by then. After that my family moved from that town and I had no further reason to return. Then about ten years later I was passing through with my brother who met up with some friends in a nearby town and one was telling me that Heather was now up to 700 LBS and was confined to a custom made wheelchair. That was 1991. I put a bouquet of flowers on her grave in 1996. I didn't want her dead. I just wanted her to stop making my life a living hell and maybe feel just a little empathy. The surviving members of her cheerleading squad are now all over 200 LBS and only three ever got married and all of them are divorced. Our quarterback who used to torment me about my weight in gym class died of a heart attack at 49. He was over 350 LBS at the time of his death. He'd been around 175 on graduation day. The football coach/gym teacher who failed me in Gym three years in a row because it was his policy to fail anyone who was more than 50 lbs overweight regardless of how well they did in class, died in prison twenty years ago. He was sentenced to over a hundred years in prison for inappropriate relationships with multiple underaged male students.
Today I'm 60 and weigh the same as I did as a freshman. This has not been easy. I still struggle every day.
Fluffy, you're my hero!
Newton's third law. 😉
Bro thats so sad and insparational at the same time,we have a sating here in my country "the heart is still a child" so im calling you bro. May God bless you
You king
Dude u cursed or something?
Ples dont kill mi
Retribution to all evil and a curse to all the oppressors
“I kept my figure why couldn’t you?” Best. Roast. Ever.
BURN!!
Dang even in a galaxy far far away Gabriel getting fans
@@christianbrown9358 Hello there! Yes indeed, Master Iglesias has been with us for a few decades now. Thankfully we can observe him through our holo-visions.
Wouldn’t have worked if he wasn’t fluffy in the first place.
Old videos *exist*
Gabriel Iglesias: I can milk you
im gonna squeeze u til theres nothing left
Bruh he doesnt manage his RUclips account
Kinda sad to be honest
InstantScXp3 it’s not... the dude is always travelling, doing shows etc, almost everybody you see of celebrity status does not manage their own social media
Haha lol you think the world renowned dude that's has a car collection and deals with the best networks and is basically set for life cares about a moderate size RUclips channel?
"I know I'm fat! But I was fat in high school. I kept my figure, why couldn't you?"
The smartest comeback I had ever heard.
And he was fucking drunk
Exactly@❤❤😂😂
Thank you Gabriel for keeping me going. My fiancè passed away a month ago and watching you has helped keep me going. So thank you very much
i'm sure he watching this as well in heaven and watching you watching this enjoying this as well.
@@MultiDaMouse He probably is watching with me. Thank you
@@apriltitel290 😢💕😿
🙏 god will help you get through it stay strong
Sorry for your loss. Fluffy. Can bring a smile too a bad day,
One of the best moments of my life was seeing you live! Pulled me out of a dark spot man.... Thank you for being a legend!
Yup, fluffy is a genius, no way for me to watch him live but still, helps with my depression by RUclips :)
I'm not trying to be rude but why does everyone seemed to be depressed on RUclips, and why does it take one video to completely get them out of that. I get it could definitely temporarily help but can it really get just snap you out of it. Genuinely asking.
My favorite part from this joke was the beatboxing!😂😂
I love it when he does those sound effects!!! 😂🔥👏🏼
If you liked the beatvoxing u should see the one about his teenage son and DDR
Video, 2 hours ago, comment, 2 hours ago.
@@Leksaboi video 10 hours ago comment 12 hours ago lol RUclips been drinking
No way man gotta give it up for, "I know I'm fat, but I was fat in high school I kept my figure why couldn't you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That "let me go!" will always get me 😂
Already watched many times. Still gonna watch 🤣
"I was fat in high school, I kept my figure so why couldn't you?" This line had me dead😂😂
4:43 "...But I was fat in high school.... I kept MY figure, so why couldn't u??!!" LOL!! ROFL!!🤣😂🤣👍🏾👍🏾
The class president sounds like the tour guide in Hawaii
.....not enough facepalm.
Please tell me that was satire.
I think his Manager, tour guide, class president and various others are all the same person. He keeps bumping into her all around the world.She gets around.
@@boges11 l think one of them flirted with me.
Because she was, bro. She’s like Visa; she’s everywhere you want to be except you’re trying to avoid her!
Him saying Tony and makes me think is Mr Iglesias based on his life
They even mentioned Wilson High. Which was Gabriel Iglesias‘ high school in real life
A LOT OF COMEDIANS TELL JOKES JUST TO TELL JOKES TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH....... GABRIEL IGLESIAS TELL JOKES THAT IS ALL BASED ON HIM..... IN REAL LIFE & HE MAKES IT MORE FUN WITH ALL THE VOICES HE COLLABORATES WITH.
It actually is he did an interview where he said it was. Especially the Mr.Hayward character
@@tbone3972 are you okay?
Abubakar Bawazir I KNOW, I DO, JUST CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF IT & THANK-YOU.
I really wish they would just post these instead of making them premieres. Still funny either way
Who cares what they call em?
Wym
Bruh a premiere is literally just a video but you know before it's uploaded instead of it being uploaded randomly.
You're so funny man. I would listen to your stories at work and have to suppress myself from crying with laughter. Love it. You're like the uncle that has the cool stories to tell.
Who has the most children , *girls shout * Seven ! Then everybodys like ''PUTA''.....
I had to click your profile pic.
@@esh6767 lol
What's PUTA?
@@axiomer47 means whore in spanish.
@@michaelfinnerty7240 here in the philippines it mean sh*t
Never knew this guy was so dang funny man! Cracks me up every time
"Scuse me George Lopez"
that part always gets me
Best line I've ever heard! I kept my figure, why couldn't you? Gabriel is classy and has more class in his little finger than most people in their whole bodies!!
Gabriel IS the king of the Mexicans! God bless you Gabriel. I wish I would have known you,......I never got to go to my prom, but if I had gone to school with you and you asked me, I would have gone and we would have had a lot of fun!!! 😊
Man I've watched this so many times already but it's still funny. 😂
"I kept my figure, why couldn't you?" Best line ever 🤣
This man has the supernatural ability to remember everything in sharp detail while drunk
fluffy is hilarious his videos make my day.
"I kept my figure why couldn't you" i died. Everyone on the subway was staring at me even the one dude who had a cup and a straw up his nose.
Funny skit, but I noticed out of his right eye Gabriel is shedding a real tear. .......
That hurts my soul seeing that! He's such a nice guy, I never got to go to my H.S. reunion and if someone like him had asked me, I would have loved to go! 😢
"I know I'm fat, but I was fat in highschool. I kept my figure, why couldn't you?" -Fluffy
The burn better than burning calories.
Fluffy, you're my favorite comedian, and let me tell you why.
Several years ago I had experienced something traumatic, something I wouldn't wish on anybody, I was shutting down and withdrawing from society. But your comedy helped me overcome that trauma and put it behind me. Because of you, I was able to laugh and forget about everything that had happened for a little while. I am still working on healing, but I feel I have a future, I'm even writing a novel and building a video game and my past trauma is fuel for my work in my novel and my game.
Thank you, Fluffy!
Kinda exact to my story but umm...i am most likely younger than you being 15 myself...hehe....and no the trauma is not stupid teenage stuff...most assume like that...so! Happy days ahead!
@@thebruhtruth8973 Just because you're young doesn't mean you haven't seen some trauma, when I was 12 my older brother passed away. Your trauma and pain is just as real as mine. And you're right, I actually turned 40 recently. I'm glad you have a positive outlook. Keep enjoying Fluffy's comedy, laughing and healing from the pain. You've got this!
@@setokaiba6758 yah...this man just makes it easier to go on r8?... i really wanna thank you for the kind gesture you showed me, not many do that and i appreciate it a lot...😊
Yep, and that's why he shoulda took his lady instead of Tony. If she had been there, he never would have been drunk in the first place. AND she wouldn't have deserted him like Tony did either! 😂💗
But alas
But alas
But alas
but alas
Uh.....ok, what am I missing?
With fluffy theirs never a dull moment.
Whenever I watch this video, I always laughing hard in the same part "let me go" :D 04:23
I always enjoy Fluffy's shows. He's funny and his facial expressions make his jokes funnier. I thank him for making me laugh. Gracias.
"I kept my figure why couldn't you" best roast I've heard in 2020
Duddeeeee you make me laugh waaaayy tooo haarrddd every fucn time.... I've been rewatching so many times in so many years.... Never ever did it get repetitive.
You gonna make a new video or "you too good?!" Lol 😂👏🏼💗
👏.......👏.........👏 (slow-clap)
Ha...ha...ha
This is still my favorite story till this day. Keep up the good work fluffy.
Those two girls who said no got burned at the end! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Hello everyone, welcome to the class reunion,” is the funniest thing ever 🤣
If him and Tony were in high-school together, wouldn't they each get their own plus 1? 🤔 Unless Tony left to another school
It's a joke.
I bet Tony couldn’t even get a plus one that’s why years later he tries to hit on a fellow teacher who keeps rejecting him
Unless Tony was in a different grade than Fluffy when they were in school together.
They were probably each other's plus 1
Brilliant comic! Great sound effects, voices, everything!
Fluffy: Let me go!!!
Haha one year Gabriel came to my city for a show and got drunk. In the middle of his set he bought a drink. Then a fan bought him another , and another. Before he knew it he looked at the clock and said he was suppose to end 30 mins ago. He kept going and going. He was talking about his mom who recently passed away and one fan interrupted him. He kicked the fan out he had another drink , it got so outta hand Martin had to take the microphone from him and say he was done. I don’t even think he took pictures that night he was so hammered. Great show though he got a couple ( who were there as friends ) to make out infront of everyone
Never ceases to make us laugh
Another reupload very much appreciated
“You got fat!” Hahaha 😂 man I spit
That last part was ffffuuuuuuuuuccccckkkiiiinnnnggg it!!!!! Legendary 😂👏
I know I'm fat but I waa fat in High School. But I kept my figure so why couldn't you.
Hahahahahahaha
And I’m not fat I’m fluffy 😏
Hits me really hard : "I kept my figure why couldn't you'' LOL 🤣
Lady: I have seven children.
Gabriel iglesias: PuTa
"I Kept my figure,why couldn't you!' Bingo!!🤣🤣
Dude,this is awesome...his voice impressions are sweet!!
The last 10 seconds were the slap on the face of that two girls.
"I kept my figure why couldn't you ?"
Ooh burn .
For years I always wondered why a high school had a bar? And just now realized the reunion wasn’t at the high school 💀
I kept my figure why couldn't you 😂😂
Hilarious!!!!!!
2:20 Now tell me that is not a sick beat.
Love that one so well
Fluffy thanks for my morning laughs 😍❤️
And his facial expression @ the end...PRICELESS!
I’m such a big fan you are my favorite comedian I am from San Antonio I didn’t get too see but when I get the chance I will definitely go see you at a show I just want too say when I feel down you make me laugh and bring joy too my face I want too thank you for bringing me joy through such a tuff time
Every time I come back to watch this, the same thing gets me. "And they said no! But it's ok, it's---Lemme go!---its ok" 😂 truly comedic genius
I was freaking out when he said "I was fat in high school and I kept my figure why couldn't you" that has to be the best roast ever
"I kept my figure why couldn't you"
That's a BLAST lmao 😆
2:55 that a strong word.
I always love watching fluffy
Burn 🔥 🔥 🔥 the girls were smokey grilled i bet!
Smokey grilled....lol😁good one😁
LMFAO! Gabriel is absolutely BRILLIANT!!!
0:21 that acting tho
You can see his face change in that split second
OMG! So damn funny😅. I love it when he says he kept his figure why can't they. Lol.
Way to go fluffy!😂
He is trying I mean we are in a pandemic
Plandemic scamdemic. Know my name
@@thejacksoncorvus Lost it!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm not one to believe in conspiracy theories but my cousin was telling me over the phone that he found packets talking about coronavirus being used as a test on human subjects he sent me a photo of the document and it's dated a few days before the first case was even reported I'm not sure if it's real or not because he said he found it on the "darker side of the interne" edit: internet
@@yalc-04 coronavirus has been around forever.
Now covid-19...
What does that have to do with this video
My favorite part is 0:06-0:44. I love how his facial expressions and voice changes to add credibility to the story
Yay another re-upload
💞Thank you Fluffy for making this funny video for us to watch during the pandemic!!! This is wonderful, as usual!!! 💞😊👍💜
You're too good eh? Excuse ME George Lopez
Man! He's too funny! I especially liked his last remark about keeping his figure.
Hey, I watches every Simpson Season at least 7 times.
We're in a pandemic. Get over it.
The last line. Won my heart a hundred times over.
Only legends know that this is the third time this video is uploaded
great job gabriel ...cannot wait to see you again
I just realized that since Fluffy and Tony went to the same high school, Tony most received an invitation too. Which means Fluffy technically still have a spot if the invitation was +1.(Which I’m pretty sure it was) 🤣
Might have gone to the same HS but graduated different years. So maybe Tony's reunion was a different year.
I just realized during that fist bump after "I'm NOT too good" he transfers the mic to the other hand. Hilarious and smooth.
How to make money in lockdown ???
Gabriel: post old RUclips videos again n again
idk,Fluffy is just THE BEST!
Plot twist: the guy shamed him for not doing shots because he knew he would make a story about it
Love you Fluffy.
Vietnam flashback engaged 4:00
Even if it is re-upload, we still can laugh like we are watching it for the first time. That's Fluffy for all of us, the ending was LIT :D
wait is your friend tony the same tony from the Mr iglesias show?
Honestly fluffy is my hero
Never heard ok this dude (im in the UK), he's very funny with a routine I like. Comedy is best (IMO) when its also visual (like Lee Evans).
I'm now gonna binge watch this dude.
I love this
why do I feel that Ive already watched this on youtube
Was these reuploaded
Oh SNAP that ending was SAVAGE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To all the people complaining about this being a re-upload...
Don't forget that this is Throwback Thursday!