The Assumption Song - Oney Cartoons

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 38 тыс.

  • @starboy3735
    @starboy3735 5 лет назад +4498

    The fact this is still a banger 12 years later is something to behold

    • @glogowerr
      @glogowerr 4 года назад +1

      @@midnightwolf8061 You are for sure a math teacher

    • @SD_yessir
      @SD_yessir 4 года назад +1

      @@midnightwolf8061 well there's no reason to say it so rudely. You could have said: "actually it's 11 years."

    • @arissyazwanaman3211
      @arissyazwanaman3211 4 года назад

      Yeah i agree its actually 11 yrs

    • @arissyazwanaman3211
      @arissyazwanaman3211 4 года назад

      @@SD_yessir oh wait actually i think hes talking abt this vid ruclips.net/video/RgvihRmyd5o/видео.html

    • @Ezi1738
      @Ezi1738 4 года назад

      Right

  • @Theinconspicuousman993
    @Theinconspicuousman993 4 года назад +6486

    0:34
    I love how she’s doing the hand motions that have nothing to do with teaching her children not to spit

    • @PrettyBurntToast
      @PrettyBurntToast 4 года назад +176

      I mean it's just child abuse

    • @alexbowlin7044
      @alexbowlin7044 4 года назад +94

      Shove the finger down there mouth

    • @avocado5554
      @avocado5554 4 года назад +310

      Its the spit coming out the kids mouth

    • @isabellabandicoot179
      @isabellabandicoot179 4 года назад +21

      @@PrettyBurntToast Finally someone who agrees

    • @RBorouma
      @RBorouma 4 года назад +19

      It's discipline bitch!

  • @rex90pawprint
    @rex90pawprint 5 лет назад +7408

    “She said she was learning a new way to *bring* up her children so they would not spit!”
    *child spits*
    *THUMP!*

  • @Dingalow
    @Dingalow Год назад +2482

    I love how little Chris didn't even try with the "rubbing her eyes" part

  • @cavfre148
    @cavfre148 5 лет назад +1271

    Somebody in my 8th grade class played this on the projector and I had no idea this was by oney

    • @parisparis772
      @parisparis772 5 лет назад +9

      It's not just the animations

    • @prophetic5
      @prophetic5 5 лет назад

      Nickolus Joynson it's not

    • @kanyewest8456
      @kanyewest8456 5 лет назад

      garden- chan Yes it is

    • @youreallunderlingscum6380
      @youreallunderlingscum6380 5 лет назад +6

      @@kanyewest8456 no it's not, the song was created and sung by The Arrogant Worms, Oney just did the animation not the song.

    • @JustLostTheGame
      @JustLostTheGame 5 лет назад +1

      @UCFeW1qFL7WDQIfzEEnSx_QA No, not even close. I called you a fucking knucklehead, that's one of the most frivolous insults I could think of. If you genuinely think I'm taking this seriously, you need to get more regular sleep. This was a joke, but since you're genuinely confused, I'll explain. Compared to Chris' art now, this is strikingly different. That's what we were talking about. No one said he made the song. Anyone can read the description. Feel better?

  • @watchrre
    @watchrre 4 года назад +2008

    This is officially 12 years old

    • @nikolaiivanov1215
      @nikolaiivanov1215 3 года назад +32

      So its as old as half the people that rage at games

    • @EvanBagwell
      @EvanBagwell 3 года назад +2

      Stop

    • @nickhill8612
      @nickhill8612 3 года назад +2

      @@shermendlakk
      What??

    • @radahn42
      @radahn42 3 года назад +1

      @@nikolaiivanov1215 bro, games can be frustrating like when theres a boss thats really hard

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 3 года назад +10

      It's older than everybody when they first found this song

  • @1ts3rick
    @1ts3rick 5 лет назад +3294

    When parental settings are on...

  • @Zeldarulah
    @Zeldarulah 2 года назад +5398

    Straight up did not realize this was an Oney cartoon until he referenced it on today's ep of Oneyplays but I remember seeing this as a kid lol

    • @supersonicfan682
      @supersonicfan682 2 года назад +44

      which ep was it

    • @Boshyson
      @Boshyson 2 года назад

      @@supersonicfan682 ruclips.net/video/YthacN9nWCA/видео.html right at the start ish

    • @coltonc7832
      @coltonc7832 2 года назад +54

      Same here my mind is blown. I thought this was the funniest shit when I was 11.

    • @rekc_bcq4816
      @rekc_bcq4816 2 года назад +1

      Same!

    • @purtnellus
      @purtnellus 2 года назад +12

      Neither did I. Until I saw it on my RUclips recommendations

  • @sparkydaskelebone4901
    @sparkydaskelebone4901 5 лет назад +7409

    This is like the most impossible dirty-minded test

    • @madbomber2394
      @madbomber2394 5 лет назад +13

      【SparkyDaSkeleboneッ】 true

    • @slinkygcha2616
      @slinkygcha2616 5 лет назад +122

      Unless you're like 11
      Wait--
      I'm 11-
      *shit*

    • @mandigierisch4700
      @mandigierisch4700 5 лет назад +65

      And I failed it with flying colors ...

    • @optimistic_spectrum1048
      @optimistic_spectrum1048 5 лет назад +5

      Whats bad about it?

    • @RaidenKunii
      @RaidenKunii 5 лет назад +6

      Delatxine lmao same, i only know these words because of my older sister so basically im scarred for life :’)

  • @ShinyArceus-uz2pj
    @ShinyArceus-uz2pj 5 лет назад +6979

    Kid: no swearing in my Christian server!
    Me:

  • @_satan_666_
    @_satan_666_ 3 года назад +20143

    Played this on piano and sung for a school talent show. Greatest reaction ever. The principal liked it so much she gave me a vacation!

  • @Han0984
    @Han0984 2 года назад +1079

    Can't believe this is 14 years old

  • @thecarpetcritics
    @thecarpetcritics 5 лет назад +12530

    Well then

  • @user-rd7jv4du1w
    @user-rd7jv4du1w 5 лет назад +22707

    Trying to avoid demonetization like

  • @randomboi8218
    @randomboi8218 5 лет назад +21017

    This song is like a sneeze that doesn’t come

    • @KingKalashnikov
      @KingKalashnikov 5 лет назад +349

      boy you aint slick you stole this comment

    • @Balefulshadow
      @Balefulshadow 5 лет назад +74

      HAHAHAHA original

    • @theriverswarning
      @theriverswarning 5 лет назад +36

      FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX

    • @pranavsarath
      @pranavsarath 5 лет назад +78

      And then they censor your sneeze anyway

    • @FSToxin74
      @FSToxin74 5 лет назад +46

      Get ur own comment

  • @pixalatedserume
    @pixalatedserume 8 месяцев назад +46

    A classic even after all these years

    • @pixalatedserume
      @pixalatedserume 8 месяцев назад

      Also I had no idea this was a oney cartoon

  • @livingratboi5468
    @livingratboi5468 6 лет назад +18565

    Me : can I pick a song while we work
    Teacher : ok but it has to be clean
    Me:

  • @mj_games7542
    @mj_games7542 5 лет назад +9329

    0% Drugs
    0% Swearing
    0% Insulting others
    100% Assumptions

  • @megatronondacounter
    @megatronondacounter 4 года назад +6274

    This came out when I was 11.
    Oh my uncorrupted mind, Thought it was a normal story.

    • @milliewright7276
      @milliewright7276 4 года назад +105

      Ashu Doodles really i watched this when I was 11 and understood it all

    • @sus_boy_deezo_8635
      @sus_boy_deezo_8635 4 года назад +28

      Ashu Doodles wow your 22 now that’s TUFFFF

    • @megatronondacounter
      @megatronondacounter 4 года назад +9

      @@sus_boy_deezo_8635 ye

    • @megatronondacounter
      @megatronondacounter 4 года назад +11

      @@milliewright7276 how!? How was i untouched!?

    • @milliewright7276
      @milliewright7276 4 года назад +19

      Ashu Doodles idk i just knew the assumed the dirty words that rhymed with it

  • @BoombaxiLooudam
    @BoombaxiLooudam 2 года назад +510

    I can’t believe coming back after all these years realizing it was Oney who made this

    • @drew5181
      @drew5181 9 месяцев назад +4

      animated it he didnt make the song

    • @bottlesalts
      @bottlesalts 9 месяцев назад

      @@drew5181no he made the song too, he's a jack of all trades

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich 4 месяца назад

      ​@@drew5181and neither did the Arrogant Worms, for that matter. It's been misattributed to them.

  • @ChuckySkullHead
    @ChuckySkullHead 5 лет назад +2747

    0:49 If your eyes look like that, you need to go to a doctor.

  • @jakeiiix2051
    @jakeiiix2051 5 лет назад +5452

    RUclips demonetization crew: MISSION FAILED WELL GET EM NEXT TIME

    • @jandermenendez7482
      @jandermenendez7482 5 лет назад +9

      1000 subscribers with no videos. U don’t have 1000 subs liar

    • @gameproadvancesp148
      @gameproadvancesp148 5 лет назад +19

      But it’s already demonetized

    • @jakeiiix2051
      @jakeiiix2051 5 лет назад +3

      forget this not yet but it’s been building up so soon it will be maybe subscribe and get me there fastet

    • @quayspodcast5958
      @quayspodcast5958 5 лет назад +2

      😫😭

    • @jandermenendez7482
      @jandermenendez7482 5 лет назад +3

      1000 subscribers with no videos. Ur not even close tho

  • @atulandanubhav
    @atulandanubhav 5 лет назад +2477

    What begins with an S and ends with ex?
    Susan. Why'd you leave me God damnit

  • @A_Shoeshop
    @A_Shoeshop 2 года назад +195

    Chris knew what he was drawing at 00:49 and so did the algorithm

  • @morganlemons1694
    @morganlemons1694 6 лет назад +4950

    Those were the days....

  • @anniehavens951
    @anniehavens951 5 лет назад +3770

    "suck on his candy"
    GET IN THE VAN CHILDREN I HAVE CANDY

    • @Asdrygaming
      @Asdrygaming 5 лет назад +11

      I love candy 🌺💦

    • @karleeea7021
      @karleeea7021 5 лет назад +15

      @@Asdrygaming Especially when its inna white van :>

    • @ncmariofan3605
      @ncmariofan3605 5 лет назад +16

      *the FBI wants to know your location*

    • @karleeea7021
      @karleeea7021 5 лет назад +7

      @@ncmariofan3605 *MY* Location is 666 Hell Highway Earth's Core 66666 Satan Dr

    • @lavendersage444
      @lavendersage444 5 лет назад +1

      I can’t like it ☹️

  • @rekt1697
    @rekt1697 6 лет назад +424

    This is how you properly censor

  • @jadc8193
    @jadc8193 Год назад +129

    It's been 14 years since I heard this song and I still know the words lmao

  • @MezephelesArt
    @MezephelesArt 6 лет назад +5143

    This shit's a decade old?

  • @boo1290
    @boo1290 5 лет назад +3690

    I’m ashamed that I assumed every dirty word possible

    • @notadropbear9594
      @notadropbear9594 5 лет назад +37

      Know them feels bro

    • @oliviaconnor9970
      @oliviaconnor9970 5 лет назад +21

      lol same

    • @cathymilner744
      @cathymilner744 5 лет назад +15

      The feels tho

    • @fandom2028
      @fandom2028 5 лет назад +9

      Me either

    • @cs5uhbttue4
      @cs5uhbttue4 5 лет назад +44

      I assumed every dirty word, but at this point I stopped being ashamed and nsut accepted my fate as a dirty minded fuck who will die in a cabin with 4 pet dogs that all love him but hate each other

  • @LychiTheCat
    @LychiTheCat 4 года назад +4995

    Who tf rubs their eyes like that?

  • @dancarrington7100
    @dancarrington7100 11 месяцев назад +14

    It's good to see this is still on RUclips after all these years. I still remember watching this as a kid and enjoying it even then in 7th or 8th grade. This song takes me back.

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich 4 месяца назад +2

      It's sad to see it's still misattributed to the Arrogant Worms, though.

  • @perrytheplatypus5688
    @perrytheplatypus5688 3 года назад +6349

    when your singing an explicit song with your friends but your mom was there

    • @plaguedoctormuffin
      @plaguedoctormuffin 3 года назад +38

      Wait what are you doing here

    • @Paxychi
      @Paxychi 3 года назад +61

      PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!

    • @lordfingy
      @lordfingy 3 года назад +15

      oh theres perry

    • @vx767
      @vx767 3 года назад +7

      Perry the platypus?!

    • @amrhenduns2736
      @amrhenduns2736 3 года назад +8

      A platypus PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?

  • @helpmereach690subscribers3
    @helpmereach690subscribers3 5 лет назад +5382

    This song is the definition of ‘they had us in the first half’

  • @nora-cv7kd
    @nora-cv7kd 5 лет назад +10221

    Nobody:
    KidzBop:

  • @6f859
    @6f859 2 года назад +81

    2022
    I just casually remembered this
    after 10 or 11 years
    so, yeah, good times

  • @H5AAIsAPig
    @H5AAIsAPig 7 лет назад +14739

    Mom: No explicit songs!
    Me:

    • @frostyalaska6371
      @frostyalaska6371 7 лет назад +241

      H5AA Someone in military school had this whole song memorized funniest damn thing when your so deprived of life

    • @shamrockshake4854
      @shamrockshake4854 7 лет назад +14

      667 like

    • @jvresol
      @jvresol 7 лет назад +49

      What about the end

    • @H5AAIsAPig
      @H5AAIsAPig 7 лет назад +39

      Jvr7254 still censored :D but yea that could be close

    • @A_Toaster
      @A_Toaster 7 лет назад +36

      H5AA mom:RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @ligmaondese
    @ligmaondese 8 лет назад +2637

    Wow, what a great place for a farmer to live, plenty of places to grow crops up on his rock.

    • @yourmother3287
      @yourmother3287 8 лет назад +8

      lnao, never thought of it that way. 😂😂😂

    • @smh9902
      @smh9902 8 лет назад +40

      "Farmer"
      Something tells me his occupation of "Farmer" is a veil for something darker.

    • @tristanr1823
      @tristanr1823 8 лет назад +37

      +Joe Schmoe Yeah. He is clearly a scuba diver

    • @TheRolfster
      @TheRolfster 8 лет назад +4

      +Tristan Rombeiro lol

    • @Tristan7VlogsTristan7Gaming
      @Tristan7VlogsTristan7Gaming 8 лет назад +3

      +Tristan Rombeiro lol my name is Tristan too

  • @KazimJafar
    @KazimJafar 8 лет назад +4028

    This is classic RUclips comedy

  • @nancymilano8447
    @nancymilano8447 Год назад +153

    the rubbing her eyes one was wild 💀💀

    • @No1PepsiFansProductions
      @No1PepsiFansProductions 8 месяцев назад +1

      I still dont get the rubbing eyes one

    • @nancymilano8447
      @nancymilano8447 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@No1PepsiFansProductions it’s meant to be her 🐱

    • @No1PepsiFansProductions
      @No1PepsiFansProductions 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@nancymilano8447 oh💀💀

    • @KerMaWaffLe
      @KerMaWaffLe 5 месяцев назад

      @@No1PepsiFansProductions
      Yesterday’s Hunt!
      While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her (cunt)
      EYES at the fellow!

    • @SpiritzPlanet
      @SpiritzPlanet 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, that one couldn’t really be interpreted any other way-it was straight up a (CENSORED).

  • @hollywright9675
    @hollywright9675 5 лет назад +2664

    Demonetization exist
    oneyNG: I'm about to end this whole man's career

  • @night_hawk_cb
    @night_hawk_cb 4 года назад +7604

    This really sounds like a song sailors would sing (probably more because the background song)

  • @vinterrev1326
    @vinterrev1326 10 месяцев назад +29

    i watched this in elementary. found oneyplays again in highschool. im in college now and JUST realized this was made by oney.

    • @funkinfungoid
      @funkinfungoid 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah I've always thought this was the original thing the song was from- never knew it was oney lol

  • @madiyaryespolatov3425
    @madiyaryespolatov3425 5 лет назад +445

    Teacher:we can all pick a song with no cuss words
    Me:improvise adapt overcome

  • @lucieriley5560
    @lucieriley5560 8 лет назад +2217

    this is still the greatest thing on youtube

  • @yeethittter1285
    @yeethittter1285 5 лет назад +454

    0:48 call me dirty but nobody _remotely_ healthy has eyes like that

    • @soledadcantu9428
      @soledadcantu9428 5 лет назад +31

      It's a very strange nub in the middle as well.. along with the **ahem** weird purtruding bones on each side

    • @tannymanny1000
      @tannymanny1000 5 лет назад +11

      Also, who rubs their eyes from the top down?

    • @Starpentine
      @Starpentine 5 лет назад +2

      tannymanny1000 ikr?

    • @smokeybacon6194
      @smokeybacon6194 5 лет назад +4

      They have pupils size of anime characters

    • @neverendinchaos4800
      @neverendinchaos4800 5 лет назад +1

      Whispering eye?

  • @johnathanherron
    @johnathanherron Год назад +802

    I like how this progressively got more and more sexual

    • @antblake1030
      @antblake1030 Год назад +24

      As do I. Such a dirty song.

    • @szwagrowicz0786
      @szwagrowicz0786 Год назад

      @@antblake1030 Bro it's in the lyrics... I gotta say it, go f yourself

    • @youdontknowme2509
      @youdontknowme2509 Год назад

      If you think this is dirty you can go f**k yourself

    • @Meatball996
      @Meatball996 Год назад +77

      wdym sexual? there's nothing sexual about this song

    • @danbrown254
      @danbrown254 Год назад

      Get your mind of the gutter, geez.

  • @zeplum1047
    @zeplum1047 4 года назад +4598

    Let’s be honest this annoyed us all as we sat there knowing every bad word possible

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 4 года назад +32

      Didn't annoy me...

    • @shibuinu1172
      @shibuinu1172 4 года назад +63

      I have yet to be able to ryhme anything with this song.

    • @monetum1392
      @monetum1392 4 года назад +39

      @@shibuinu1172 You're kidding right

    • @ThatAlfieGuy
      @ThatAlfieGuy 4 года назад +6

      Same here when I first heard it

    • @lala-th3mw
      @lala-th3mw 4 года назад +21

      Shibu Inu, keep being innocent my child!!!! Keep being innocent!

  • @dominicscotti8602
    @dominicscotti8602 6 лет назад +2690

    This video seems funny but imagine the genius brain power it took to put this together

    • @Paraclete333
      @Paraclete333 6 лет назад +29

      This is genius to you?

    • @cmams4196
      @cmams4196 6 лет назад +2

      Ilirian Luta lmao

    • @dallas1273
      @dallas1273 6 лет назад +2

      This is a cover for another song.

    • @hakimibnobaydah
      @hakimibnobaydah 6 лет назад +1

      There's an Arabic version as well

    • @nonosetradome
      @nonosetradome 6 лет назад +1

      Eh, it's funny, but not genius.

  • @arsh_DSJ
    @arsh_DSJ 5 лет назад +558

    This is deep.
    English teachers should teach this in class, and ask kids what writer actually meant.

    • @randomstuffdan1501
      @randomstuffdan1501 5 лет назад +22

      The Director *
      Teacher: ok because it’s the last day of school I’ll play some songs for you
      Me: play the assumption song by OneyNG
      Teacher: is it inappropriate
      Me: no
      Teacher: ok then
      (song plays)
      Teacher: can I speak to you outside
      Me: ok
      (walks outside)
      Teacher: that was very inappropriate, how dare you recommend that
      Me: I didn’t hear anything bad 😑
      Teacher: you have a warning now
      Me: ok
      (walks back in)
      And finally the day finishes
      And that’s only 3rd grade
      😏😏😏

    • @skyanton8453
      @skyanton8453 5 лет назад +1

      The Director * haha

    • @trashmix2184
      @trashmix2184 5 лет назад +1

      Book one hundred

    • @trashmix2184
      @trashmix2184 5 лет назад +2

      O cause the end if it when he says bad word

    • @debaucheryscenes
      @debaucheryscenes 5 лет назад

      @@randomstuffdan1501 r/thathappened

  • @chiphxncho9501
    @chiphxncho9501 2 месяца назад +2

    Wow this really unlocked a next level nostalgia boost for me . I remember catching most of the references as a kid and RUclips auto playing this and me jumping immediately into remembering the song despite YEARS not listening to this or remembering it really was truly something special .

  • @madjacks1177
    @madjacks1177 5 лет назад +12628

    I'm honestly more upset that this didn't rhyme

    • @warvester
      @warvester 5 лет назад +597

      If it rhymed, with the "assumed" lyrics, RUclips would demonitize this faster than PewDiePie

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 5 лет назад +161

      As much as it’s part of the whole thing, it sorta pisses me off.

    • @tylerd4124
      @tylerd4124 5 лет назад +93

      @@MisterJohnDoe The ending rhymed.

    • @candlelighter1588
      @candlelighter1588 5 лет назад +8

      Jon Gabriel Abelgas
      10 years

    • @Supernova10000
      @Supernova10000 5 лет назад +70

      The reason why it doesn’t rhyme is because
      1 that’s what we assume
      2 it would be inappropriate

  • @geisteraugen499
    @geisteraugen499 4 года назад +5987

    That "eye rubbing" was a little explicit..

    • @sky257utgk7
      @sky257utgk7 4 года назад +31

      Ye

    • @nqd7458
      @nqd7458 4 года назад +79

      No, it wasnt

    • @duck_mcfuddle
      @duck_mcfuddle 4 года назад +299

      just eye rubbing, nothing else

    • @FlawdaBwoy07
      @FlawdaBwoy07 4 года назад +88

      just eye rubbing, nothing else

    • @nqd7458
      @nqd7458 4 года назад +72

      Just eye rubbing, nothing else

  • @coltenfike4272
    @coltenfike4272 8 лет назад +2778

    this...this is art

  • @Zer0Fexus_
    @Zer0Fexus_ Месяц назад +30

    0:48 this does not look like an eye 💀

  • @EinarKuusk
    @EinarKuusk 9 лет назад +2017

    Wait, this was made by Oney? Go figure...huh...maybe that's how I even found the guy a long time ago..

  • @BaeCat872
    @BaeCat872 5 лет назад +548

    Omfg I remember everyone in my elementary school/middle school used to love singing this😂 what a blast of nostalgia

  • @Pyraus
    @Pyraus 7 месяцев назад +13

    I can't believe this is 20 years old eventually

  • @nutella1757
    @nutella1757 2 года назад +2569

    I was 6 when this came out. My neighbor showed me and we thought it was the funniest thing ever. I'm now 20 and I remember almost every word. Our minds work in mysterious ways.

    • @BestBoi8
      @BestBoi8 2 года назад +72

      2 types of people
      "oh i was so innocent when i was 11"
      "LMAO THIS IS HILARIOUS -6 year old"

    • @damienmcleod2622
      @damienmcleod2622 2 года назад +36

      Hell, I'm 78, humor knows no age limits.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +3

      What's mysterious about remembering a song you heard when you were 6?

    • @clouds-rb9xt
      @clouds-rb9xt Год назад +2

      @@damienmcleod2622 bless you

    • @ArtisticallyGalactic
      @ArtisticallyGalactic Год назад +1

      ​@@HOTD108_The fact the song works...
      Yeah you know what I mean, it's dirty

  • @wildbibble4793
    @wildbibble4793 5 лет назад +267

    I was expecting it to break the innocent cycle at the end

    • @tracks6984
      @tracks6984 5 лет назад +5

      Wild Bibble it did at the end
      He said fuck

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 5 лет назад

      Trac Track It was censored though, but it’s pretty close.

  • @jamesck7559
    @jamesck7559 5 лет назад +3391

    If this isn’t playing at my funeral, I ain’t coming.

  • @Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up_Alt
    @Never_Gonna_Give_You_Up_Alt 2 месяца назад +3

    I think its crazy that most people watching this are younger than the song itself. I watched this as a kid, I laughed my butt off lol.

  • @S0ci0stan
    @S0ci0stan 8 лет назад +10223

    I don't care what people say, that wasn't an eye.

  • @sanaa8600
    @sanaa8600 5 лет назад +34674

    Third graders, please stand up for your national anthem

    • @artycustoms
      @artycustoms 5 лет назад +242

      Sanaa lmfao this comment is so underrated

    • @sanaa8600
      @sanaa8600 5 лет назад +64

      Random Entertainment squirrel

    • @thewizard7396
      @thewizard7396 5 лет назад +63

      Lol. I watched this in third grade too

    • @suburbaninhabitor
      @suburbaninhabitor 5 лет назад +21

      Lmao I remember watching this a long time ago

    • @sutaffi9328
      @sutaffi9328 5 лет назад +6

      Sanaa ok

  • @Spliffted
    @Spliffted 6 лет назад +623

    I have faith in humanity again

  • @sebastianfries274
    @sebastianfries274 Год назад +23

    This is the stuff we’d sing at the lunch table in middle school when the teachers kept walking by at the worst times

  • @spaceadrien
    @spaceadrien 5 лет назад +372

    i was in the shower and my brain was like “hey remember this song”

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 5 лет назад +3

      Same

    • @a.p.6301
      @a.p.6301 4 года назад +5

      Lol yes! I searched “funny dirty mind song” 😂

    • @W.H.V.
      @W.H.V. 4 года назад +2

      This is true

    • @Zripple
      @Zripple 4 года назад +2

      Same

    • @hundro9810
      @hundro9810 4 года назад

      😂 same

  • @turtlecakeyt3287
    @turtlecakeyt3287 5 лет назад +3274

    Who puts whipped cream on cookies though-

  • @menathemean3613
    @menathemean3613 5 лет назад +471

    SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS SONG THAT ACTUALLY RHYMES WITH THE WORDS, MY BRAIN CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE LMAO

    • @pinkdoesstuff
      @pinkdoesstuff 4 года назад +10

      ruclips.net/video/GfeH3k6DnJg/видео.html

    • @deathsmark3351
      @deathsmark3351 4 года назад +7

      thats the whole point

    • @pcno2832
      @pcno2832 2 года назад

      Or they could just fill in the unmentionable parts with "Shaving Cream":
      ruclips.net/video/G8ffkDf0ol4/видео.html

    • @zteevydood870
      @zteevydood870 2 года назад +1

      South Park has a version of this that rhymes

  • @Treeeee2008
    @Treeeee2008 Год назад +64

    I miss the days when stuff like this was worthy of virality, nowadays you can make a whole Disney cartoon and not go anywhere unless you're noticed by one of the biggest RUclipsrs out there.

  • @88tron98
    @88tron98 7 лет назад +3497

    Got me and my friend and I every time

  • @chipmunks0764
    @chipmunks0764 4 года назад +2027

    "The Assumption Song Lyrics"
    There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
    He sat in the meadow just shaking his...
    Fist at some boys who were down by the creek
    Their feet in the water, their hands on their...
    Marbles and playthings and at half past four
    There came a young lady, she looked like a...
    A pretty young creature, she sat on the grass
    She pulled up her dress and she showed them her...
    Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck
    She said she was learning a new way to...
    Bring up her children so they would not spit
    While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling...
    Refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt
    While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...
    Eyes at the fellow, down by dock
    He looked like a man with a sizeable...
    Home in the country with a big fence out front
    If he asked her politely she'd show him her...
    Little pet dog who was subject to fits
    And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...
    Small tender hands with a movement so quick
    And then she'd bend over and suck on his...
    Candy so tasty made of butterscotch
    And then hed spread whipped cream all over her...
    Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
    If you think this is dirty you can go f*** yourself
    You're Welcome ;)

    • @skedichlavender2
      @skedichlavender2 4 года назад +68

      Make an ASSUMED lyrics

    • @lindsayfaust440
      @lindsayfaust440 4 года назад +13

      @@skedichlavender2 haha yes please ;D LOLLLL

    • @NotFine
      @NotFine 4 года назад +22

      i think creek is actually crick but idk

    • @bitzyboo5893
      @bitzyboo5893 4 года назад +24

      @@NotFine some people promounce creak as crick, and they did it in this video for the purpose of... you know... lol

    • @pinkfluffyunicorndancingon3241
      @pinkfluffyunicorndancingon3241 4 года назад +8

      I read this hole thing

  • @mysterymarezz
    @mysterymarezz 10 лет назад +585

    I saw this when I was six. My mom left me at my baby sitter's house, I was walking around, and her brother was watching this and didn't seem to notice I walked into the room (or maybe he did and he just didn't care). At the time I thought the song was dumb, to me it just seemed like a song that didn't rhyme and made no sense, and yet he was laughing like a drunk hyena.
    I just stumbled upon this a few minutes ago, noticed the tune and words were familiar, and my exact thought was this: "Ooooooooh. I get it now."

    • @agent45267
      @agent45267 10 лет назад +80

      So you're at MOST 11 years old right now...

    • @mysterymarezz
      @mysterymarezz 10 лет назад +17

      Twelve, actually. Close enough.

    • @agent45267
      @agent45267 10 лет назад +20

      mysterymares But the song hasn't been out for 6 years...

    • @mysterymarezz
      @mysterymarezz 10 лет назад +8

      Eh, maybe I was seven. I can't really remember much of anything before the age of nine.

    • @666roland
      @666roland 10 лет назад +6

      mysterymares im 12...

  • @kattyanimations
    @kattyanimations 10 месяцев назад +13

    Crazy how this is on my recommendation page, I remember this video 😂

  • @probabiy_not5277
    @probabiy_not5277 5 лет назад +1872

    0:34. phew, I thought there was some sort of inappropriate reference there, thankfully it's just child abuse.

  • @dekucake
    @dekucake 5 лет назад +282

    When you are trying to hide that you were about to swear when your mom walks in suddenly

    • @BlazerFox31306
      @BlazerFox31306 5 лет назад

      DekuCake the amount of accuracy in this comment is enough to hit a grain of sand on a bookshelf full of books

    • @alexs.5171
      @alexs.5171 5 лет назад

      Me: *gets mad* YOU SON OF A-
      *Mom walks in the room*
      Me: Lllllllovely mother. (3

  • @clownfetti_z
    @clownfetti_z 5 лет назад +517

    wAIT I saw this a long time ago but had no idea oney made it holy heck

  • @Bob-rk8vw
    @Bob-rk8vw 10 месяцев назад +13

    Holy shit all these years later and Im just now learning this was Oney

  • @onlyopia131
    @onlyopia131 6 лет назад +418

    I SAW THIS YEARS AGO AND I NEVER KNEW IT WAS BY ONEY OMFG

  • @Canwegettosubscribers-nk8nn
    @Canwegettosubscribers-nk8nn 6 лет назад +1815

    This is good enough for my Christian Minecraft server.

  • @owlwhisker0w031
    @owlwhisker0w031 5 лет назад +108

    I've never been so insulted, but at the same time proud.

  • @chaocolide
    @chaocolide 2 года назад +26

    This song does NOT rhyme. WE make it rhyme in our mind.

  • @brotherlylove3954
    @brotherlylove3954 5 лет назад +3620

    *cringing the entire time because I knew every dirty reference*
    I need to perish

    • @fernando_713
      @fernando_713 5 лет назад +41

      I never knew when I listened to it as a kid but now it's just wow

    • @danidont3264
      @danidont3264 5 лет назад +11

      Pls explain the 'while the boys in the barnyard' one.. I didn't get that one

    • @danidont3264
      @danidont3264 5 лет назад +5

      @Cookiegamerp90 yeah, I got it

    • @smokeybacon6194
      @smokeybacon6194 5 лет назад +2

      Wait which one is “with a big gate out front”?

    • @metrolink8644
      @metrolink8644 5 лет назад +2

      Cookiegamerp90 that's the only one I didn't get at first. It took me about a week to get it I'm such an idiot

  • @Lebronlover123
    @Lebronlover123 5 лет назад +218

    See you guys in 2089 when it recommend it again to me

    • @metrolink8644
      @metrolink8644 5 лет назад +4

      Dart the Puppet I wish I would actually live that long to see if it really happens

    • @zanlerfrost646
      @zanlerfrost646 4 года назад +3

      Are you sure there even is going to be a 2021

    • @Lebronlover123
      @Lebronlover123 4 года назад +1

      zanler frost idk man

    • @zanlerfrost646
      @zanlerfrost646 4 года назад +1

      @@Lebronlover123 depressed vibez

  • @birdtweet1
    @birdtweet1 6 лет назад +107

    After 10 years this is still great

  • @schawangus
    @schawangus 9 месяцев назад +2

    Wow. I saw this animation everywhere on Instagram back in 2018 before I even knew about Chris or OneyPlays or any of that. Never would’ve thought it was done by the lad himself.

  • @eyewai
    @eyewai 7 лет назад +172

    I has no idea Oney actually animated this until I looked at the channel.

  • @Erinthehoes
    @Erinthehoes 7 лет назад +709

    I used to work at an after school program and I saw a 3rd grader watching this. He was so confused.

    • @kaygee8260
      @kaygee8260 7 лет назад +30

      When parents give their kids access to everything...

    • @36sham74
      @36sham74 7 лет назад +7

      😂

    • @conch_against_the_world5022
      @conch_against_the_world5022 7 лет назад +10

      i saw this in third grade im not so and understood it completely not so inicent after all

    • @gnin3663
      @gnin3663 7 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @billyjoejimbob75
      @billyjoejimbob75 7 лет назад +6

      Yeah, because before our parents gave us access to everything, we didn't learn songs like Miss Susie from other kids.

  • @Jettisonn.
    @Jettisonn. 4 года назад +295

    Me: *at school and ab to swear I front of my friends*
    Teacher *stands behind me*
    Me:

    • @unknownsinging5310
      @unknownsinging5310 4 года назад +11

      I’ve been pressing “read more” for like 2 minutes til I tapped on the comments and it showed me your comment didn’t have anything added in and the “read more” was there for literally no reason. Wassteeeeeeee of my timeeeeeeeeee.

    • @Zaheenabass
      @Zaheenabass 4 года назад +1

      @@unknownsinging5310 bruj

    • @waffle2048
      @waffle2048 3 года назад

      @@unknownsinging5310 right? And it’s not even part of the comment wth RUclips?!

  • @xentis1501
    @xentis1501 2 года назад +8

    HOW DID THIS COME BACK TO ME NOW, AND IM ONLY REALIZING ITS ONEY. Its been here for like 14 years...

  • @rosesheldon3560
    @rosesheldon3560 6 лет назад +769

    parents: no inappropriate stuff
    me: its not inappropriate
    parents: ¯¬¯

  • @wannaberex1062
    @wannaberex1062 6 лет назад +295

    legend has it that if you listen to this song everyday for the next week you wont even think anything diry. dont believe me? well then, try it for youself.

  • @kelseyj6781
    @kelseyj6781 3 года назад +553

    0:38 the fact that her face didn’t change when she slapped him😂

    • @SimonWillRun
      @SimonWillRun 2 года назад +17

      Makes it more intimidating

    • @Realmenhavewings
      @Realmenhavewings 10 месяцев назад +3

      Moms talking to her friends acting like she didn't just whoop you be like

  • @Joyful_Jinx
    @Joyful_Jinx 2 года назад +28

    14 years ago and I still remember the day I saw this and couldn't breathe for an hour due to the hysterical laughter 🤣

  • @kirbyfan107
    @kirbyfan107 9 лет назад +51

    I have been listening to this song for a long time; and I only found out today it was made by Arrogant Worms. I was quite surprised.

    • @devinhook9522
      @devinhook9522 9 лет назад

      +kirbyfan107 wow really I didn't know that

    • @Jimmarxd
      @Jimmarxd 8 лет назад

      +kirbyfan107 same, and I found out today that it's based on judge dread big 5 ..

    • @devinhook9522
      @devinhook9522 8 лет назад

      I see
      ? I think

  • @xrazebeats9168
    @xrazebeats9168 5 лет назад +158

    “They got us in so much halves not gonna lie”

  • @syphical5128
    @syphical5128 8 лет назад +154

    This song is straight out HILARIOUS

  • @RealLeFishe
    @RealLeFishe 4 месяца назад +4

    When I first heard that "fun 2 rhyme" song, it reminded me of this.

  • @triciarayborn9021
    @triciarayborn9021 9 лет назад +278

    Your knees must hurt from jumping to conclusions *badum tss*

  • @disorganizedbones8139
    @disorganizedbones8139 4 года назад +2626

    Kid: "hey teacher can I play a song"
    Teacher: "As long as it's a clean version"
    Kid: