The Assumption Song - Oney Cartoons

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

Комментарии • 38 тыс.

  • @MezephelesArt
    @MezephelesArt 6 лет назад +5042

    This shit's a decade old?

  • @Theinconspicuousman993
    @Theinconspicuousman993 4 года назад +6323

    0:34
    I love how she’s doing the hand motions that have nothing to do with teaching her children not to spit

    • @BurntToa5T
      @BurntToa5T 4 года назад +176

      I mean it's just child abuse

    • @alexbowlin7044
      @alexbowlin7044 4 года назад +93

      Shove the finger down there mouth

    • @avocado5554
      @avocado5554 4 года назад +305

      Its the spit coming out the kids mouth

    • @isabellabandicoot179
      @isabellabandicoot179 4 года назад +19

      @@BurntToa5T Finally someone who agrees

    • @RBorouma
      @RBorouma 4 года назад +19

      It's discipline bitch!

  • @starboy3735
    @starboy3735 4 года назад +4435

    The fact this is still a banger 12 years later is something to behold

    • @glogowerr
      @glogowerr 4 года назад +1

      @@midnightwolf8061 You are for sure a math teacher

    • @SD_yessir
      @SD_yessir 4 года назад +1

      @@midnightwolf8061 well there's no reason to say it so rudely. You could have said: "actually it's 11 years."

    • @arissyazwanaman3211
      @arissyazwanaman3211 4 года назад

      Yeah i agree its actually 11 yrs

    • @arissyazwanaman3211
      @arissyazwanaman3211 4 года назад

      @@SD_yessir oh wait actually i think hes talking abt this vid ruclips.net/video/RgvihRmyd5o/видео.html

    • @Ezi1738
      @Ezi1738 4 года назад

      Right

  • @Dingalow
    @Dingalow Год назад +2179

    I love how little Chris didn't even try with the "rubbing her eyes" part

  • @rex90pawprint
    @rex90pawprint 5 лет назад +7224

    “She said she was learning a new way to *bring* up her children so they would not spit!”
    *child spits*
    *THUMP!*

  • @user-rd7jv4du1w
    @user-rd7jv4du1w 5 лет назад +22407

    Trying to avoid demonetization like

  • @sparkydaskelebone4901
    @sparkydaskelebone4901 5 лет назад +7315

    This is like the most impossible dirty-minded test

    • @madbomber2394
      @madbomber2394 5 лет назад +10

      【SparkyDaSkeleboneッ】 true

    • @slinkygcha2616
      @slinkygcha2616 5 лет назад +119

      Unless you're like 11
      Wait--
      I'm 11-
      *shit*

    • @mandigierisch4700
      @mandigierisch4700 5 лет назад +64

      And I failed it with flying colors ...

    • @optimistic_spectrum1048
      @optimistic_spectrum1048 5 лет назад +5

      Whats bad about it?

    • @RaidenKunii
      @RaidenKunii 5 лет назад +6

      Delatxine lmao same, i only know these words because of my older sister so basically im scarred for life :’)

  • @Zeldarulah
    @Zeldarulah 2 года назад +5324

    Straight up did not realize this was an Oney cartoon until he referenced it on today's ep of Oneyplays but I remember seeing this as a kid lol

    • @supersonicfan682
      @supersonicfan682 2 года назад +44

      which ep was it

    • @Boshyson
      @Boshyson 2 года назад

      @@supersonicfan682 ruclips.net/video/YthacN9nWCA/видео.html right at the start ish

    • @coltonc7832
      @coltonc7832 2 года назад +53

      Same here my mind is blown. I thought this was the funniest shit when I was 11.

    • @rekc_bcq4816
      @rekc_bcq4816 2 года назад +1

      Same!

    • @purtnellus
      @purtnellus 2 года назад +12

      Neither did I. Until I saw it on my RUclips recommendations

  • @thecarpetcritics
    @thecarpetcritics 5 лет назад +12403

    Well then

  • @_satan_666_
    @_satan_666_ 3 года назад +20116

    Played this on piano and sung for a school talent show. Greatest reaction ever. The principal liked it so much she gave me a vacation!

  • @1ts3rick
    @1ts3rick 4 года назад +3077

    When parental settings are on...

  • @Han0984
    @Han0984 Год назад +1038

    Can't believe this is 14 years old

  • @LychiTheCat
    @LychiTheCat 4 года назад +4899

    Who tf rubs their eyes like that?

  • @cavfre148
    @cavfre148 5 лет назад +1186

    Somebody in my 8th grade class played this on the projector and I had no idea this was by oney

    • @parisparis772
      @parisparis772 5 лет назад +8

      It's not just the animations

    • @prophetic5
      @prophetic5 5 лет назад

      Nickolus Joynson it's not

    • @kanyewest8456
      @kanyewest8456 5 лет назад

      garden- chan Yes it is

    • @youreallunderlingscum6380
      @youreallunderlingscum6380 5 лет назад +5

      @@kanyewest8456 no it's not, the song was created and sung by The Arrogant Worms, Oney just did the animation not the song.

    • @JustLostTheGame
      @JustLostTheGame 5 лет назад +1

      @UCFeW1qFL7WDQIfzEEnSx_QA No, not even close. I called you a fucking knucklehead, that's one of the most frivolous insults I could think of. If you genuinely think I'm taking this seriously, you need to get more regular sleep. This was a joke, but since you're genuinely confused, I'll explain. Compared to Chris' art now, this is strikingly different. That's what we were talking about. No one said he made the song. Anyone can read the description. Feel better?

  • @mj_games7542
    @mj_games7542 4 года назад +9207

    0% Drugs
    0% Swearing
    0% Insulting others
    100% Assumptions

  • @BoombaxiLooudam
    @BoombaxiLooudam 2 года назад +492

    I can’t believe coming back after all these years realizing it was Oney who made this

    • @drew5181
      @drew5181 7 месяцев назад +4

      animated it he didnt make the song

    • @bottlesalts
      @bottlesalts 7 месяцев назад

      @@drew5181no he made the song too, he's a jack of all trades

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich Месяц назад

      ​@@drew5181and neither did the Arrogant Worms, for that matter. It's been misattributed to them.

  • @randomboi8218
    @randomboi8218 5 лет назад +20969

    This song is like a sneeze that doesn’t come

    • @KingKalashnikov
      @KingKalashnikov 5 лет назад +348

      boy you aint slick you stole this comment

    • @Balefulshadow
      @Balefulshadow 5 лет назад +74

      HAHAHAHA original

    • @theriverswarning
      @theriverswarning 5 лет назад +36

      FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX

    • @pranavsarath
      @pranavsarath 5 лет назад +77

      And then they censor your sneeze anyway

    • @FSToxin74
      @FSToxin74 5 лет назад +46

      Get ur own comment

  • @perrytheplatypus5688
    @perrytheplatypus5688 3 года назад +6336

    when your singing an explicit song with your friends but your mom was there

    • @plaguedoctormuffin
      @plaguedoctormuffin 3 года назад +38

      Wait what are you doing here

    • @Paxychi
      @Paxychi 3 года назад +61

      PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!

    • @lordfingy
      @lordfingy 3 года назад +15

      oh theres perry

    • @vx767
      @vx767 3 года назад +7

      Perry the platypus?!

    • @amrhenduns2736
      @amrhenduns2736 3 года назад +8

      A platypus PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?

  • @jakeiiix2051
    @jakeiiix2051 5 лет назад +5391

    RUclips demonetization crew: MISSION FAILED WELL GET EM NEXT TIME

    • @jandermenendez7482
      @jandermenendez7482 5 лет назад +9

      1000 subscribers with no videos. U don’t have 1000 subs liar

    • @gameproadvancesp148
      @gameproadvancesp148 5 лет назад +19

      But it’s already demonetized

    • @jakeiiix2051
      @jakeiiix2051 5 лет назад +3

      forget this not yet but it’s been building up so soon it will be maybe subscribe and get me there fastet

    • @quayspodcast5958
      @quayspodcast5958 5 лет назад +2

      😫😭

    • @jandermenendez7482
      @jandermenendez7482 5 лет назад +3

      1000 subscribers with no videos. Ur not even close tho

  • @pixalatedserume
    @pixalatedserume 6 месяцев назад +42

    A classic even after all these years

    • @pixalatedserume
      @pixalatedserume 6 месяцев назад

      Also I had no idea this was a oney cartoon

  • @megatronondacounter
    @megatronondacounter 4 года назад +6223

    This came out when I was 11.
    Oh my uncorrupted mind, Thought it was a normal story.

    • @milliewright7276
      @milliewright7276 4 года назад +104

      Ashu Doodles really i watched this when I was 11 and understood it all

    • @sus_boy_deezo_8635
      @sus_boy_deezo_8635 4 года назад +28

      Ashu Doodles wow your 22 now that’s TUFFFF

    • @megatronondacounter
      @megatronondacounter 4 года назад +9

      @@sus_boy_deezo_8635 ye

    • @megatronondacounter
      @megatronondacounter 4 года назад +11

      @@milliewright7276 how!? How was i untouched!?

    • @milliewright7276
      @milliewright7276 4 года назад +19

      Ashu Doodles idk i just knew the assumed the dirty words that rhymed with it

  • @watchrre
    @watchrre 3 года назад +1990

    This is officially 12 years old

    • @nikolaiivanov1215
      @nikolaiivanov1215 3 года назад +32

      So its as old as half the people that rage at games

    • @EvanBagwell
      @EvanBagwell 3 года назад +2

      Stop

    • @nickhill8612
      @nickhill8612 3 года назад +2

      @@shermendlakk
      What??

    • @radahn42
      @radahn42 3 года назад +1

      @@nikolaiivanov1215 bro, games can be frustrating like when theres a boss thats really hard

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 3 года назад +10

      It's older than everybody when they first found this song

  • @ShinyArceus-uz2pj
    @ShinyArceus-uz2pj 5 лет назад +6935

    Kid: no swearing in my Christian server!
    Me:

  • @A_Shoeshop
    @A_Shoeshop 2 года назад +182

    Chris knew what he was drawing at 00:49 and so did the algorithm

  • @ligmaondese
    @ligmaondese 8 лет назад +2629

    Wow, what a great place for a farmer to live, plenty of places to grow crops up on his rock.

    • @yourmother3287
      @yourmother3287 8 лет назад +8

      lnao, never thought of it that way. 😂😂😂

    • @smh9902
      @smh9902 8 лет назад +40

      "Farmer"
      Something tells me his occupation of "Farmer" is a veil for something darker.

    • @tristanr1823
      @tristanr1823 8 лет назад +37

      +Joe Schmoe Yeah. He is clearly a scuba diver

    • @TheRolfster
      @TheRolfster 8 лет назад +4

      +Tristan Rombeiro lol

    • @Tristan7VlogsTristan7Gaming
      @Tristan7VlogsTristan7Gaming 8 лет назад +3

      +Tristan Rombeiro lol my name is Tristan too

  • @night_hawk_cb
    @night_hawk_cb 4 года назад +7606

    This really sounds like a song sailors would sing (probably more because the background song)

  • @zeplum1047
    @zeplum1047 4 года назад +4596

    Let’s be honest this annoyed us all as we sat there knowing every bad word possible

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 4 года назад +32

      Didn't annoy me...

    • @shibuinu1172
      @shibuinu1172 4 года назад +63

      I have yet to be able to ryhme anything with this song.

    • @monetum1392
      @monetum1392 4 года назад +39

      @@shibuinu1172 You're kidding right

    • @ThatAlfieGuy
      @ThatAlfieGuy 4 года назад +6

      Same here when I first heard it

    • @lala-th3mw
      @lala-th3mw 4 года назад +21

      Shibu Inu, keep being innocent my child!!!! Keep being innocent!

  • @johnathanherron
    @johnathanherron Год назад +792

    I like how this progressively got more and more sexual

    • @antblake1030
      @antblake1030 Год назад +23

      As do I. Such a dirty song.

    • @szwagrowicz0786
      @szwagrowicz0786 Год назад

      @@antblake1030 Bro it's in the lyrics... I gotta say it, go f yourself

    • @youdontknowme2509
      @youdontknowme2509 Год назад

      If you think this is dirty you can go f**k yourself

    • @Meatball996
      @Meatball996 Год назад +76

      wdym sexual? there's nothing sexual about this song

    • @danbrown254
      @danbrown254 Год назад

      Get your mind of the gutter, geez.

  • @madjacks1177
    @madjacks1177 5 лет назад +12621

    I'm honestly more upset that this didn't rhyme

    • @warvester
      @warvester 5 лет назад +593

      If it rhymed, with the "assumed" lyrics, RUclips would demonitize this faster than PewDiePie

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 5 лет назад +161

      As much as it’s part of the whole thing, it sorta pisses me off.

    • @tylerd4124
      @tylerd4124 5 лет назад +93

      @@MisterJohnDoe The ending rhymed.

    • @candlelighter1588
      @candlelighter1588 5 лет назад +8

      Jon Gabriel Abelgas
      10 years

    • @Supernova10000
      @Supernova10000 5 лет назад +71

      The reason why it doesn’t rhyme is because
      1 that’s what we assume
      2 it would be inappropriate

  • @boo1290
    @boo1290 4 года назад +3678

    I’m ashamed that I assumed every dirty word possible

    • @notadropbear9594
      @notadropbear9594 4 года назад +37

      Know them feels bro

    • @oliviaconnor9970
      @oliviaconnor9970 4 года назад +21

      lol same

    • @cathymilner744
      @cathymilner744 4 года назад +15

      The feels tho

    • @fandom2028
      @fandom2028 4 года назад +9

      Me either

    • @cs5uhbttue4
      @cs5uhbttue4 4 года назад +44

      I assumed every dirty word, but at this point I stopped being ashamed and nsut accepted my fate as a dirty minded fuck who will die in a cabin with 4 pet dogs that all love him but hate each other

  • @morganlemons1694
    @morganlemons1694 6 лет назад +4943

    Those were the days....

  • @nancymilano8447
    @nancymilano8447 Год назад +146

    the rubbing her eyes one was wild 💀💀

    • @No1PepsiFansProductions
      @No1PepsiFansProductions 6 месяцев назад +1

      I still dont get the rubbing eyes one

    • @nancymilano8447
      @nancymilano8447 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@No1PepsiFansProductions it’s meant to be her 🐱

    • @No1PepsiFansProductions
      @No1PepsiFansProductions 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@nancymilano8447 oh💀💀

    • @KerMaWaffLe
      @KerMaWaffLe 3 месяца назад

      @@No1PepsiFansProductions
      Yesterday’s Hunt!
      While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her (cunt)
      EYES at the fellow!

    • @SpiritzPlanet
      @SpiritzPlanet Месяц назад

      Yeah, that one couldn’t really be interpreted any other way-it was straight up a (CENSORED).

  • @livingratboi5468
    @livingratboi5468 6 лет назад +18575

    Me : can I pick a song while we work
    Teacher : ok but it has to be clean
    Me:

  • @coltenfike4272
    @coltenfike4272 8 лет назад +2779

    this...this is art

  • @hollywright9675
    @hollywright9675 5 лет назад +2659

    Demonetization exist
    oneyNG: I'm about to end this whole man's career

  • @dancarrington7100
    @dancarrington7100 8 месяцев назад +13

    It's good to see this is still on RUclips after all these years. I still remember watching this as a kid and enjoying it even then in 7th or 8th grade. This song takes me back.

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich Месяц назад +1

      It's sad to see it's still misattributed to the Arrogant Worms, though.

  • @H5AAIsAPig
    @H5AAIsAPig 7 лет назад +14737

    Mom: No explicit songs!
    Me:

    • @frostyalaska6371
      @frostyalaska6371 7 лет назад +241

      H5AA Someone in military school had this whole song memorized funniest damn thing when your so deprived of life

    • @shamrockshake4854
      @shamrockshake4854 7 лет назад +14

      667 like

    • @jvresol
      @jvresol 7 лет назад +49

      What about the end

    • @H5AAIsAPig
      @H5AAIsAPig 7 лет назад +39

      Jvr7254 still censored :D but yea that could be close

    • @A_Toaster
      @A_Toaster 7 лет назад +36

      H5AA mom:RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @helpmereach690subscribers3
    @helpmereach690subscribers3 4 года назад +5381

    This song is the definition of ‘they had us in the first half’

  • @nora-cv7kd
    @nora-cv7kd 5 лет назад +10190

    Nobody:
    KidzBop:

  • @jadc8193
    @jadc8193 Год назад +125

    It's been 14 years since I heard this song and I still know the words lmao

  • @KazimJafar
    @KazimJafar 7 лет назад +4030

    This is classic RUclips comedy

  • @lucieriley5560
    @lucieriley5560 7 лет назад +2216

    this is still the greatest thing on youtube

  • @geisteraugen499
    @geisteraugen499 4 года назад +5980

    That "eye rubbing" was a little explicit..

    • @sky257utgk7
      @sky257utgk7 4 года назад +31

      Ye

    • @nqd7458
      @nqd7458 4 года назад +79

      No, it wasnt

    • @duck_mcfuddle
      @duck_mcfuddle 4 года назад +299

      just eye rubbing, nothing else

    • @FlawdaBwoy07
      @FlawdaBwoy07 4 года назад +88

      just eye rubbing, nothing else

    • @nqd7458
      @nqd7458 4 года назад +72

      Just eye rubbing, nothing else

  • @6f859
    @6f859 Год назад +80

    2022
    I just casually remembered this
    after 10 or 11 years
    so, yeah, good times

  • @dominicscotti8602
    @dominicscotti8602 6 лет назад +2691

    This video seems funny but imagine the genius brain power it took to put this together

    • @Paraclete333
      @Paraclete333 6 лет назад +29

      This is genius to you?

    • @cmams4196
      @cmams4196 6 лет назад +2

      Ilirian Luta lmao

    • @dallas1273
      @dallas1273 6 лет назад +2

      This is a cover for another song.

    • @hakimibnobaydah
      @hakimibnobaydah 6 лет назад +1

      There's an Arabic version as well

    • @nonosetradome
      @nonosetradome 6 лет назад +1

      Eh, it's funny, but not genius.

  • @Murillable
    @Murillable 8 лет назад +9716

    I don't care what people say, that wasn't an eye.

  • @sanaa8600
    @sanaa8600 5 лет назад +34691

    Third graders, please stand up for your national anthem

    • @artycustoms
      @artycustoms 5 лет назад +243

      Sanaa lmfao this comment is so underrated

    • @sanaa8600
      @sanaa8600 5 лет назад +64

      Random Entertainment squirrel

    • @thewizard7396
      @thewizard7396 5 лет назад +63

      Lol. I watched this in third grade too

    • @suburbaninhabitor
      @suburbaninhabitor 5 лет назад +21

      Lmao I remember watching this a long time ago

    • @sutaffi9328
      @sutaffi9328 5 лет назад +6

      Sanaa ok

  • @chiphxncho9501
    @chiphxncho9501 21 день назад +2

    Wow this really unlocked a next level nostalgia boost for me . I remember catching most of the references as a kid and RUclips auto playing this and me jumping immediately into remembering the song despite YEARS not listening to this or remembering it really was truly something special .

  • @turtlecakeyt3287
    @turtlecakeyt3287 5 лет назад +3271

    Who puts whipped cream on cookies though-

  • @ChuckySkullHead
    @ChuckySkullHead 5 лет назад +2727

    0:49 If your eyes look like that, you need to go to a doctor.

  • @nutella1757
    @nutella1757 2 года назад +2569

    I was 6 when this came out. My neighbor showed me and we thought it was the funniest thing ever. I'm now 20 and I remember almost every word. Our minds work in mysterious ways.

    • @BestBoi8
      @BestBoi8 Год назад +72

      2 types of people
      "oh i was so innocent when i was 11"
      "LMAO THIS IS HILARIOUS -6 year old"

    • @damienmcleod2622
      @damienmcleod2622 Год назад +36

      Hell, I'm 78, humor knows no age limits.

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ Год назад +3

      What's mysterious about remembering a song you heard when you were 6?

    • @clouds-rb9xt
      @clouds-rb9xt Год назад +2

      @@damienmcleod2622 bless you

    • @ArtisticallyGalactic
      @ArtisticallyGalactic Год назад +1

      ​@@HOTD108_The fact the song works...
      Yeah you know what I mean, it's dirty

  • @vinterrev1326
    @vinterrev1326 7 месяцев назад +29

    i watched this in elementary. found oneyplays again in highschool. im in college now and JUST realized this was made by oney.

    • @funkinfungoid
      @funkinfungoid 7 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah I've always thought this was the original thing the song was from- never knew it was oney lol

  • @EinarKuusk
    @EinarKuusk 9 лет назад +2015

    Wait, this was made by Oney? Go figure...huh...maybe that's how I even found the guy a long time ago..

  • @anniehavens951
    @anniehavens951 5 лет назад +3763

    "suck on his candy"
    GET IN THE VAN CHILDREN I HAVE CANDY

    • @Asdrygaming
      @Asdrygaming 5 лет назад +11

      I love candy 🌺💦

    • @karleeea7021
      @karleeea7021 5 лет назад +15

      @@Asdrygaming Especially when its inna white van :>

    • @ncmariofan3605
      @ncmariofan3605 5 лет назад +16

      *the FBI wants to know your location*

    • @karleeea7021
      @karleeea7021 5 лет назад +7

      @@ncmariofan3605 *MY* Location is 666 Hell Highway Earth's Core 66666 Satan Dr

    • @lavendersage444
      @lavendersage444 5 лет назад +1

      I can’t like it ☹️

  • @Pyraus
    @Pyraus 5 месяцев назад +10

    I can't believe this is 20 years old eventually

  • @rekt1697
    @rekt1697 5 лет назад +419

    This is how you properly censor

  • @atulandanubhav
    @atulandanubhav 5 лет назад +2467

    What begins with an S and ends with ex?
    Susan. Why'd you leave me God damnit

  • @jamesck7559
    @jamesck7559 4 года назад +3391

    If this isn’t playing at my funeral, I ain’t coming.

  • @Treeeee2008
    @Treeeee2008 Год назад +64

    I miss the days when stuff like this was worthy of virality, nowadays you can make a whole Disney cartoon and not go anywhere unless you're noticed by one of the biggest RUclipsrs out there.

  • @BaeCat872
    @BaeCat872 5 лет назад +548

    Omfg I remember everyone in my elementary school/middle school used to love singing this😂 what a blast of nostalgia

  • @arsh_DSJ
    @arsh_DSJ 5 лет назад +556

    This is deep.
    English teachers should teach this in class, and ask kids what writer actually meant.

    • @randomstuffdan1501
      @randomstuffdan1501 5 лет назад +22

      The Director *
      Teacher: ok because it’s the last day of school I’ll play some songs for you
      Me: play the assumption song by OneyNG
      Teacher: is it inappropriate
      Me: no
      Teacher: ok then
      (song plays)
      Teacher: can I speak to you outside
      Me: ok
      (walks outside)
      Teacher: that was very inappropriate, how dare you recommend that
      Me: I didn’t hear anything bad 😑
      Teacher: you have a warning now
      Me: ok
      (walks back in)
      And finally the day finishes
      And that’s only 3rd grade
      😏😏😏

    • @skyanton8453
      @skyanton8453 5 лет назад +1

      The Director * haha

    • @trashmix2184
      @trashmix2184 5 лет назад +1

      Book one hundred

    • @trashmix2184
      @trashmix2184 5 лет назад +2

      O cause the end if it when he says bad word

    • @debaucheryscenes
      @debaucheryscenes 5 лет назад

      @@randomstuffdan1501 r/thathappened

  • @chipmunks0764
    @chipmunks0764 4 года назад +2025

    "The Assumption Song Lyrics"
    There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
    He sat in the meadow just shaking his...
    Fist at some boys who were down by the creek
    Their feet in the water, their hands on their...
    Marbles and playthings and at half past four
    There came a young lady, she looked like a...
    A pretty young creature, she sat on the grass
    She pulled up her dress and she showed them her...
    Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck
    She said she was learning a new way to...
    Bring up her children so they would not spit
    While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling...
    Refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt
    While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...
    Eyes at the fellow, down by dock
    He looked like a man with a sizeable...
    Home in the country with a big fence out front
    If he asked her politely she'd show him her...
    Little pet dog who was subject to fits
    And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...
    Small tender hands with a movement so quick
    And then she'd bend over and suck on his...
    Candy so tasty made of butterscotch
    And then hed spread whipped cream all over her...
    Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
    If you think this is dirty you can go f*** yourself
    You're Welcome ;)

    • @skedichlavender2
      @skedichlavender2 4 года назад +68

      Make an ASSUMED lyrics

    • @lindsayfaust440
      @lindsayfaust440 4 года назад +13

      @@skedichlavender2 haha yes please ;D LOLLLL

    • @NotFine
      @NotFine 4 года назад +22

      i think creek is actually crick but idk

    • @bitzyboo5893
      @bitzyboo5893 4 года назад +24

      @@NotFine some people promounce creak as crick, and they did it in this video for the purpose of... you know... lol

    • @pinkfluffyunicorndancingon3241
      @pinkfluffyunicorndancingon3241 4 года назад +8

      I read this hole thing

  • @BobaMilk2000
    @BobaMilk2000 7 месяцев назад +8

    15 years old music video and still the best clean song I ever heard

  • @Spliffted
    @Spliffted 6 лет назад +623

    I have faith in humanity again

  • @Canwegettosubscribers-nk8nn
    @Canwegettosubscribers-nk8nn 5 лет назад +1817

    This is good enough for my Christian Minecraft server.

  • @queen_lolie
    @queen_lolie 5 дней назад +1

    Finally after all these years I know what this song is called, thank you RUclips gods

  • @graciedefleuriot147
    @graciedefleuriot147 6 лет назад +986

    One guy in our class asked the teacher to play this song on the projector, (because we had free time) she did. 🙏😭😭😭

    • @mr.bloodsmoke7803
      @mr.bloodsmoke7803 6 лет назад +30

      this man is now making little stickers made from tape in the insane asylums from the traumatic beating this kid got

    • @lee2523
      @lee2523 5 лет назад +2

      Big rip

    • @ItzSureFire
      @ItzSureFire 5 лет назад +1

      Haaaaaaaaaa

    • @blondeguy1230
      @blondeguy1230 5 лет назад +3

      What happened after tjat

    • @Kyle-oi7jq
      @Kyle-oi7jq 5 лет назад +2

      But what about the end lol

  • @probabiy_not5277
    @probabiy_not5277 4 года назад +1873

    0:34. phew, I thought there was some sort of inappropriate reference there, thankfully it's just child abuse.

  • @madiyaryespolatov3425
    @madiyaryespolatov3425 5 лет назад +443

    Teacher:we can all pick a song with no cuss words
    Me:improvise adapt overcome

  • @ZstationZ
    @ZstationZ 8 дней назад +1

    Ah, the RUclips gods have yet again blessed me with a classic

  • @LegendGamer-rf6nb
    @LegendGamer-rf6nb 4 года назад +4224

    RUclips: if you say a swear you will get demonitized
    RUclipsrs:

  • @brotherlylove3954
    @brotherlylove3954 5 лет назад +3621

    *cringing the entire time because I knew every dirty reference*
    I need to perish

    • @fernando_713
      @fernando_713 5 лет назад +41

      I never knew when I listened to it as a kid but now it's just wow

    • @danidont3264
      @danidont3264 5 лет назад +11

      Pls explain the 'while the boys in the barnyard' one.. I didn't get that one

    • @danidont3264
      @danidont3264 5 лет назад +5

      @Cookiegamerp90 yeah, I got it

    • @smokeybacon6194
      @smokeybacon6194 5 лет назад +2

      Wait which one is “with a big gate out front”?

    • @metrolink8644
      @metrolink8644 5 лет назад +2

      Cookiegamerp90 that's the only one I didn't get at first. It took me about a week to get it I'm such an idiot

  • @garlicapple2244
    @garlicapple2244 6 лет назад +1890

    What starts with *as* and ends in *s*
    Assumptions...

  • @kattyanimations
    @kattyanimations 7 месяцев назад +13

    Crazy how this is on my recommendation page, I remember this video 😂

  • @mysterymarezz
    @mysterymarezz 10 лет назад +585

    I saw this when I was six. My mom left me at my baby sitter's house, I was walking around, and her brother was watching this and didn't seem to notice I walked into the room (or maybe he did and he just didn't care). At the time I thought the song was dumb, to me it just seemed like a song that didn't rhyme and made no sense, and yet he was laughing like a drunk hyena.
    I just stumbled upon this a few minutes ago, noticed the tune and words were familiar, and my exact thought was this: "Ooooooooh. I get it now."

    • @agent45267
      @agent45267 10 лет назад +80

      So you're at MOST 11 years old right now...

    • @mysterymarezz
      @mysterymarezz 10 лет назад +17

      Twelve, actually. Close enough.

    • @agent45267
      @agent45267 10 лет назад +20

      mysterymares But the song hasn't been out for 6 years...

    • @mysterymarezz
      @mysterymarezz 10 лет назад +8

      Eh, maybe I was seven. I can't really remember much of anything before the age of nine.

    • @666roland
      @666roland 10 лет назад +6

      mysterymares im 12...

  • @ethan_thatsme
    @ethan_thatsme 7 лет назад +713

    I used to work at an after school program and I saw a 3rd grader watching this. He was so confused.

    • @kaygee8260
      @kaygee8260 7 лет назад +30

      When parents give their kids access to everything...

    • @36sham74
      @36sham74 7 лет назад +7

      😂

    • @conch_against_the_world5022
      @conch_against_the_world5022 7 лет назад +10

      i saw this in third grade im not so and understood it completely not so inicent after all

    • @gnin3663
      @gnin3663 7 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @billyjoejimbob75
      @billyjoejimbob75 7 лет назад +6

      Yeah, because before our parents gave us access to everything, we didn't learn songs like Miss Susie from other kids.

  • @88tron98
    @88tron98 6 лет назад +3502

    Got me and my friend and I every time

  • @jacobbrenner7327
    @jacobbrenner7327 4 месяца назад +3

    hard to believe this master piece is 15 years old.

  • @wildbibble4793
    @wildbibble4793 5 лет назад +267

    I was expecting it to break the innocent cycle at the end

    • @tracks6984
      @tracks6984 5 лет назад +5

      Wild Bibble it did at the end
      He said fuck

    • @MisterJohnDoe
      @MisterJohnDoe 5 лет назад

      Trac Track It was censored though, but it’s pretty close.

  • @cookiecookies2870
    @cookiecookies2870 4 года назад +4702

    I told my teacher to play this in front of the class because it has no bad words. I was suspended

    • @kryptonskr5947
      @kryptonskr5947 4 года назад +324

      Actually it has bad words, at the end of the song. That's why you got suspended

    • @cookiecookies2870
      @cookiecookies2870 4 года назад +105

      Santiago A I don’t know if your joking or not

    • @kryptonskr5947
      @kryptonskr5947 4 года назад +70

      @@cookiecookies2870 It's a joke 😂

    • @bhoba
      @bhoba 4 года назад +90

      It's also almost like this person is a complete and total liar who tries to likes on something that didn't happen.

    • @apolloniakageaki1711
      @apolloniakageaki1711 4 года назад +75

      @@bhoba it's almost like you're a person who doesn't appreciate a joke just cause it's not true

  • @Skipsjack
    @Skipsjack 6 лет назад +1720

    We’re all dirty minded
    You can’t lie to yourself

  • @chaocolide
    @chaocolide 2 года назад +26

    This song does NOT rhyme. WE make it rhyme in our mind.

  • @clownfetti_z
    @clownfetti_z 5 лет назад +517

    wAIT I saw this a long time ago but had no idea oney made it holy heck

  • @yeethittter1285
    @yeethittter1285 5 лет назад +454

    0:48 call me dirty but nobody _remotely_ healthy has eyes like that

    • @soledadcantu9428
      @soledadcantu9428 5 лет назад +31

      It's a very strange nub in the middle as well.. along with the **ahem** weird purtruding bones on each side

    • @tannymanny1000
      @tannymanny1000 5 лет назад +11

      Also, who rubs their eyes from the top down?

    • @Starpentine
      @Starpentine 5 лет назад +2

      tannymanny1000 ikr?

    • @smokeybacon6194
      @smokeybacon6194 5 лет назад +4

      They have pupils size of anime characters

    • @neverendinchaos4800
      @neverendinchaos4800 5 лет назад +1

      Whispering eye?

  • @iciebear
    @iciebear 4 года назад +2182

    The fact that the last line says “if you think this is dirty” confuses me
    *I mean, it’s not dirty in any way shape or form am I right*

    • @ThatOnePaige
      @ThatOnePaige 4 года назад +44

      It means like , you can assume what gonna come next if youre dirty minded

    • @ThatOnePaige
      @ThatOnePaige 4 года назад +18

      And I'm dirty minded as heck I can't stop singing the song

    • @wiz1707
      @wiz1707 4 года назад +16

      @@ThatOnePaige r/wooooooosh

    • @ThatOnePaige
      @ThatOnePaige 4 года назад +5

      @DaLilPlaya no bad words I am a kid :(

    • @pinkdoesstuff
      @pinkdoesstuff 4 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @sebastianfries274
    @sebastianfries274 Год назад +23

    This is the stuff we’d sing at the lunch table in middle school when the teachers kept walking by at the worst times

  • @MrSomeDonkus
    @MrSomeDonkus 5 лет назад +283

    I thought the comments would be filled with people talking about oney and how far hes come. Nope.

    • @Lumanova
      @Lumanova 5 лет назад +2

      Not liking at 69.

    • @Bartholomule01
      @Bartholomule01 5 лет назад +11

      If it makes you feel any better I made a comment on this video in 2012 marveling at the realization that Oney made this, after I started getting into his work.

    • @b3dbvgs
      @b3dbvgs 5 лет назад +3

      Bruh
      It's a video about sex jokes

  • @menathemean3613
    @menathemean3613 5 лет назад +471

    SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS SONG THAT ACTUALLY RHYMES WITH THE WORDS, MY BRAIN CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE LMAO

    • @pinkdoesstuff
      @pinkdoesstuff 4 года назад +10

      ruclips.net/video/GfeH3k6DnJg/видео.html

    • @deathsmark3351
      @deathsmark3351 4 года назад +7

      thats the whole point

    • @pcno2832
      @pcno2832 2 года назад

      Or they could just fill in the unmentionable parts with "Shaving Cream":
      ruclips.net/video/G8ffkDf0ol4/видео.html

    • @zteevydood870
      @zteevydood870 2 года назад +1

      South Park has a version of this that rhymes

  • @whims_ii
    @whims_ii 3 года назад +2201

    It's sad that this is childhood nostalgia for me

  • @commandingangel
    @commandingangel 2 месяца назад +2

    This was one of the best of the old days... no algorithms, no data brokering.

  • @eyewai
    @eyewai 7 лет назад +172

    I has no idea Oney actually animated this until I looked at the channel.

  • @Lebronlover123
    @Lebronlover123 4 года назад +218

    See you guys in 2089 when it recommend it again to me

    • @metrolink8644
      @metrolink8644 4 года назад +4

      Dart the Puppet I wish I would actually live that long to see if it really happens

    • @zanlerfrost646
      @zanlerfrost646 4 года назад +3

      Are you sure there even is going to be a 2021

    • @Lebronlover123
      @Lebronlover123 4 года назад +1

      zanler frost idk man

    • @zanlerfrost646
      @zanlerfrost646 4 года назад +1

      @@Lebronlover123 depressed vibez

  • @birdtweet1
    @birdtweet1 6 лет назад +108

    After 10 years this is still great

  • @Bob-rk8vw
    @Bob-rk8vw 8 месяцев назад +13

    Holy shit all these years later and Im just now learning this was Oney

  • @ethanf507
    @ethanf507 4 года назад +591

    I showed this to my mom
    And she said I’m Stupid

  • @Moziah_G._Wolf
    @Moziah_G._Wolf 4 года назад +2850

    We used to sing this on the bus ride home in middle school

    • @muhammedhasa2543
      @muhammedhasa2543 3 года назад +23

      oh shiiii

    • @devkird6069
      @devkird6069 3 года назад +7

      Tf

    • @markymark443
      @markymark443 3 года назад +47

      @@muhammedhasa2543 oh shiiiiitake mushrooms is what you were gonna say right?

    • @nixiom4886
      @nixiom4886 3 года назад +7

      supprisd you were aloud to speak on the school us furry

    • @mojo607
      @mojo607 3 года назад +12

      You had a pretty good childhood

  • @ericalinx
    @ericalinx 7 лет назад +2303

    1:07 is he missing a finger?!??

    • @deletedchannel3293
      @deletedchannel3293 7 лет назад +90

      Erica Lin woah dont comment on peoples missinh bofy parts its very rude

    • @vxntage.teacup1859
      @vxntage.teacup1859 7 лет назад +6

      TehPs7ch0 well she spot the mistake you know ?

    • @omnisel
      @omnisel 7 лет назад +106

      It's very common for cartoon characters to only have 4 instead of 5 fingers.

    • @unshininggd3520
      @unshininggd3520 7 лет назад +1

      Erica Lin we

    • @brendangunter4899
      @brendangunter4899 7 лет назад +15

      Erica Lin I sure you're joking but cartoonists tend to do that, Seth McFarland himself said "We usually draw characters with four fingers because drawing hands is pretty hard to do.

  • @KapaBahamut
    @KapaBahamut 7 месяцев назад +4

    I haven’t watched anything from you or your oneyplays channel for quite some time and randomly today RUclips decides that I just gotta see this old vid from you 🤣🤣

  • @onlyopia131
    @onlyopia131 6 лет назад +419

    I SAW THIS YEARS AGO AND I NEVER KNEW IT WAS BY ONEY OMFG

  • @artyompark9805
    @artyompark9805 4 года назад +612

    Now I want to hear the version of this song with the dirty words.

    • @Rotten_Tomato
      @Rotten_Tomato 4 года назад +9

      naivetybetrays yes

    • @lowesgameing2003
      @lowesgameing2003 4 года назад +17

      This is the official version 😂😂🤣

    • @ayahasad4437
      @ayahasad4437 4 года назад +7

      Pack_Purple6 SNF MOD what’d you think fits rhymed with?

    • @that_guy_logan
      @that_guy_logan 4 года назад +5

      Ayah Asad well zits obviously

    • @jaimelannister1797
      @jaimelannister1797 4 года назад +20

      it wouldn't really work. If the song rhymed it would throw off the whole rhythm of the song