One of the best Seinfeld lines EVER.

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  • @00wn
    @00wn 3 года назад +950

    "When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you’re busy."
    ~ George Costanza

    • @johnb2422
      @johnb2422 2 года назад +26

      George quotes are like brilliant proverbs

    • @00wn
      @00wn 2 года назад +33

      @@johnb2422 " The sea was angry, my friend, like an old man sending soup back at a deli." Yes John, they sure are. 😄

    • @ronvlaarsvar6867
      @ronvlaarsvar6867 2 года назад +5

      This actually does work!

    • @00wn
      @00wn 2 года назад +2

      @@ronvlaarsvar6867 I use it all the time. ;)

    • @rockystewart3297
      @rockystewart3297 2 года назад +7

      I've found the quickest way to get rid of someone who asks "What are you doing"? is to turn it around and say "Hey, I'm glad you're here, I could use your help but it may take a while". Nine times out of ten they'll say "yeah, but I'll have to get back to you.... I have some other stuff I need to get done first". Then they beat a hasty retreat. Try it, it works!

  • @Ghoopty
    @Ghoopty 7 лет назад +2361

    Probably my favorite line would be George when he's pretending to be a tourist -"If you take everything I've accomplished in my whole life & condense it down into one day, it looks decent." The ultimate procrastinator mantra!

    • @violetfrank581
      @violetfrank581 4 года назад +23

      'What's that smell. I'm sure the previous tenant had monkeys

    • @Ghoopty
      @Ghoopty 4 года назад +8

      “back to your job @ Tyler Chicken & yer three legged dog Willie....”

    • @bjpalm1994
      @bjpalm1994 4 года назад +5

      That is a pretty good one!😄😄

    • @KARENboomboomROXX
      @KARENboomboomROXX 4 года назад +8

      "SHRINKAGE!!!!!"

    • @bjpalm1994
      @bjpalm1994 4 года назад +3

      @@KARENboomboomROXX I was in the pool!😄😄

  • @thepsychologist8159
    @thepsychologist8159 3 года назад +556

    "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”

    • @charlenemack7040
      @charlenemack7040 Год назад +4

      Dr. psychologist I could use some help! I’m having trouble with my yada yada yada!

    • @thepsychologist8159
      @thepsychologist8159 Год назад

      @@charlenemack7040 You're having trouble with your sex life?

    • @jc4evur661
      @jc4evur661 6 месяцев назад

      @@charlenemack7040 ...you have 3 breasts?

    • @rand49er
      @rand49er 5 месяцев назад

      One of my favorites!

    • @didickcheeseburger
      @didickcheeseburger Месяц назад

      cleavage, poke, cleavage, poke

  • @ddellwo
    @ddellwo 4 года назад +533

    My favorite was Kramer coming into Jerry’s apartment, slapping his money down on the table, and exclaiming, “I’m out...!!!”

    • @ronfriedman8740
      @ronfriedman8740 3 года назад +15

      Yeah, but he slept like a baby that night!

    • @brookt3497
      @brookt3497 2 года назад +16

      Not the master of his domain!

    • @AndrewOxenburgh
      @AndrewOxenburgh 2 года назад +3

      @@brookt3497 I think he actually was. It was his domain.

    • @brookt3497
      @brookt3497 2 года назад +2

      @@AndrewOxenburgh :-)

    • @oliverdeeley
      @oliverdeeley 2 года назад +6

      How about this small bit at the end of The Contest episode.
      Jerry: Oh my god in heaven
      Elaine: Is that...
      George: Kramer?!

  • @barclaybenjamin6322
    @barclaybenjamin6322 9 лет назад +2718

    There has never been another show quite like this. I will watch it until the day I die.

    • @bunnyfish714
      @bunnyfish714 8 лет назад +40

      +Barclay Benjamin (Barcrrt) I've seen every episode dozens and dozens of times,and I still watch them today

    • @barclaybenjamin6322
      @barclaybenjamin6322 8 лет назад +23

      bunny fish LOL!!! And I never get tired of them. I'm hooked!!!

    • @bunnyfish714
      @bunnyfish714 8 лет назад +10

      Barclay Benjamin just watched 4 episodes today in fact

    • @barclaybenjamin6322
      @barclaybenjamin6322 8 лет назад +5

      bunny fish I'll catch up with you tomorrow. On 4 times!!!

    • @bunnyfish714
      @bunnyfish714 8 лет назад +4

      I think tbs runs them early on sat and sun,and mid day during the week.we have a local channel that runs 2 episodes during the eve national news times [m-f],so I get a good dose of all week long...my faves are the wedding in india,soup Nazi [of course]...the pen,kenny roger's chicken,and the BIG salad...and I really loved the show's ending,people were split on it,i thought it was wonderful to see everyone again in the court room

  • @glennemannen
    @glennemannen 3 года назад +175

    "You think it's more to Newman than meets the eye."
    "No there's less"

    • @bderrick4944
      @bderrick4944 5 месяцев назад +8

      “He’s a mystery wrapped in an Enigma”
      “He’s a mystery wrapped in a twinkie”
      “I have to admit Jerry, I’m a little hurt.”
      “You’re not a little anything, Newman.”

  • @aheroictaxidriver3180
    @aheroictaxidriver3180 2 года назад +121

    Jerry: "You kept making all the stops??"
    Kramer: "Well, people kept ringing the bell!"

    • @ronleight9341
      @ronleight9341 Год назад +7

      That was an amazing episode!

    • @supersaiyanzero386
      @supersaiyanzero386 6 месяцев назад +5

      One of the best things ever.

    • @gcree20
      @gcree20 5 месяцев назад +4

      One of the funniest stories of all time 😅

    • @SVanHutten
      @SVanHutten 17 дней назад +1

      You are Batman!

  • @muhammadshuaib423
    @muhammadshuaib423 3 года назад +48

    “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.”

    • @jm1657
      @jm1657 18 дней назад +2

      And later in that episode, when George declares this “doing the opposite” thing is his new Religion, Jerry replies with my favorite witticism of the whole series:
      “Well, I guess your messiah would be the Antichrist.” 😂🤣

  • @stevefowler2112
    @stevefowler2112 3 года назад +276

    love this bit...it is payback for Jerry dumping all his hot GF's for superficial minutiae reasons...pure genius writing.

    • @ВладимирКруглов-к9о
      @ВладимирКруглов-к9о 3 года назад +4

      I'm only going through the series and the feeling is that it's Jerry who's dumped or cannot go through the initial phase most of the time.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 2 года назад +3

      She's a cashier!

    • @regalecusglesne3022
      @regalecusglesne3022 Год назад +2

      mostly they dump jerry but yeah.

    • @parrsnipps4495
      @parrsnipps4495 11 месяцев назад +6

      Jerry: "How can I date someone who scoops up their corn niblets, but stabs peas?" Elaine: "Now you're finding fault on a subatomic level."

    • @Iffy50
      @Iffy50 6 месяцев назад +2

      I think that Jerry wanted to break up with this girl, but when she initiated he had to try and put a stop to it. Classic.

  • @bustosadrian
    @bustosadrian 4 года назад +1953

    *Elaine:* You know, just admitting that another man is attractive doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual.
    *George:* It doesn't help.

    • @JohnKorvell
      @JohnKorvell 4 года назад +126

      Not that there is anything wrong with that!

    • @joseeduardotschen9186
      @joseeduardotschen9186 4 года назад +7

      Imagine if they knew Chandler who even asked a man to ask him to marry him, gave a lap dance to his father in love and kissed a guy... and had homosexual hair 😍😍

    • @WALDENSOFTWARE
      @WALDENSOFTWARE 3 года назад +15

      Jerry: I find them repulsive and unappealing!

    • @davidarnold9324
      @davidarnold9324 3 года назад +14

      "I think it moved"!

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 2 года назад +3

      @@WALDENSOFTWARE repulsive, preening pretty boys, or muscular jocks

  • @tonyktown
    @tonyktown 9 лет назад +3479

    "You're a cashier" is one of the best lines ever!

    • @danvirgil4247
      @danvirgil4247 7 лет назад +114

      i like the jerk store called , and they ran out of you

    • @kurakura3475
      @kurakura3475 7 лет назад +20

      yes, charles barkley used that lines to roast some guy on twitter in recent inside the nba episode. have you watch it? it's epic😃

    • @Paul-A01
      @Paul-A01 7 лет назад +67

      I respect cashiers

    • @jeffjohnson1054
      @jeffjohnson1054 7 лет назад +26

      TGGeko
      Most don't.
      A minimum wage, minimum skilled job. Not a career. A job. Usually performed by those who have failed in life, or have yet to enter it..students and such.

    • @Zer0.-_
      @Zer0.-_ 7 лет назад +50

      Jeff Johnson I think to some degree that's a little unfair, there aren't millions of $60,000 a year jobs out there for just anyone to have if they wish hard enough or even work hard enough. Some of these things are just unfortunate bad luck affairs. Not all but a lot.

  • @rong4189
    @rong4189 4 года назад +665

    “Well, the female body is a... a work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it’s for gettin’ around, it’s like a Jeep”

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 4 года назад +41

      The male body is just a life support system for a penis and balls and for killing spiders.

    • @JoshAkersFilms
      @JoshAkersFilms 4 года назад +10

      Simp

    • @felang9257
      @felang9257 4 года назад +41

      Come talk to me about that art piece after 20 years of marriage and children.
      😆😆😆

    • @marcbelo6088
      @marcbelo6088 4 года назад +22

      the female body is a work art, really most woman are overweight

    • @NJTDover
      @NJTDover 4 года назад +20

      @@felang9257 come over and have a look at my Russian wife after three kids. Her body used to be a work of art. Not anymore, pal.

  • @airwalkerog9088
    @airwalkerog9088 4 года назад +591

    “It’s not a lie if you believe it.” Is the best Seinfeld line btw.

    • @tagurit1611
      @tagurit1611 4 года назад +3

      I concur

    • @michaelzeisler2257
      @michaelzeisler2257 4 года назад +10

      No doubt the greatest line ever and if you look at politics today does it fit

    • @P8P89
      @P8P89 4 года назад +10

      SERENITY NOW!’

    • @JACKTHETRIXTER
      @JACKTHETRIXTER 4 года назад +9

      I was in the pool!!

    • @artboy789
      @artboy789 4 года назад +7

      One of my favourites is when they are all going to the Opera and both jarrey and George are very uncomfortable in their Tuxedos and then Kramer shows up not wearing anything formal and they say to him that I thought you said people dress up for this and Cramer says, people do , I don't.

  • @Jaytheradical
    @Jaytheradical 11 месяцев назад +5

    That is a pretty stark phrasing of "It's a show about nothing."

  • @Heywoodthepeckerwood
    @Heywoodthepeckerwood 3 года назад +120

    “You’re a cashier!” Memories.
    I went out with a lady about 25 years back. We were on a date and it was kinda late, I said I needed to get home to bed as I had to get to work by 4:00 am, I worked on giant tires in the field usually 10-12 hours a day. Absolutely grueling work, all done by hand, tire bars and sledge hammers, hell even the gun to take some of the lugs off weighed over 100lbs and produced over 600 lb ft torque. It was tuff work but I kinda enjoyed that part of it as I didn’t have to work out to look like I did.
    Anyway she said “ I don’t know why you need so much sleep, I can stay out all night and still work the next day”
    I said the same damn thing. “YOURE A CASHIER”!!!
    Bitch actually got offended and acted like there was some sorta comparison.

    • @golfmogul
      @golfmogul 2 года назад

      Typical western woman over valuing herself

    • @AudioGardenSlave123
      @AudioGardenSlave123 Год назад +5

      Some people are just like that. Don't even have enough imagination to work out why you may or may not have a valid point.

    • @gaylenewood7707
      @gaylenewood7707 Год назад +5

      Well that lady you had at her job if she fell asleep she would just get fired after a bunch of ppl steal from the store or restaurant but at your job you fall asleep you would've killed yourself or somebody else so your job is more dangerous than hers..

    • @regalecusglesne3022
      @regalecusglesne3022 Год назад

      of course she was offended you fucking simpleton. just because you're a gas huffing redneck too stupid to get a proper job doesn't mean you have the right to act superior when someone, surprise surprise, doesn't break their back for peanuts like you do.

    • @Heywoodthepeckerwood
      @Heywoodthepeckerwood Год назад +1

      @@regalecusglesne3022 spoken like a man living in his daddy’s basement.

  • @scotthall8790
    @scotthall8790 8 лет назад +523

    Hands down, the funniest, well-written show of all time. i own the box set, seen every episode at least a dozen or so times, and still watch the reruns on tv. They never get old. Larry David = Genius

    • @johnbrowne2170
      @johnbrowne2170 5 лет назад +5

      @RUFUS T. FIREFLY 1.Seinfeld; 2. Cheers; 3. WKRP in Cincinnati

    • @johnbrowne2170
      @johnbrowne2170 5 лет назад +1

      @RUFUS T. FIREFLY You missed a lot of laughs.

    • @kendallrivers1119
      @kendallrivers1119 5 лет назад +1

      @@johnbrowne2170 oh man three gems! Also Barney Miller, The Odd Couple and Frasier

    • @oriolesfan61
      @oriolesfan61 5 лет назад +5

      Seinfeld was outstanding. Larry David's own show was pathetic.

    • @dept-7443
      @dept-7443 5 лет назад

      RUFUS T. FIREFLY what does “JLD” stand for? I know LD but what’s the “J”? Don’t tell me “Jew” 🤦‍♂️

  • @davidarnold9324
    @davidarnold9324 7 лет назад +248

    Such a great sitcom. This was Gold! Gold Jerry!

    • @TheBerndude
      @TheBerndude 4 года назад +7

      I've been working out. I'm huge.

    • @ronaldcaravaggio6109
      @ronaldcaravaggio6109 4 года назад +3

      @@TheBerndude "Soup's not a meal".

    • @ronfriedman8740
      @ronfriedman8740 3 года назад +7

      The best Jerry, the best!

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel 3 года назад +5

      @@ronfriedman8740 Can I use that? I'm gonna use that.

    • @ninadganore
      @ninadganore 2 года назад

      He ends with the word gold not Jerry

  • @MAMP
    @MAMP 10 лет назад +1205

    "You're a cashier!" takes the cake for me.

    • @nevermindshort3
      @nevermindshort3 6 лет назад +21

      Being a cahier is a respectful job in my mind. If you get paid for doing something it is worth respect

    • @johndough007
      @johndough007 6 лет назад +11

      Squall Leonhart Just stop being weird and annoying okay loser?

    • @6squall9
      @6squall9 6 лет назад +1

      i love you unlike your mom

    • @Liza.Wharton
      @Liza.Wharton 6 лет назад +1

      she actually took that pretty well for being a snob

    • @mojo5093
      @mojo5093 5 лет назад

      ObamaisnextLincoln - keep your nose out of it, boy

  • @danm2084
    @danm2084 7 лет назад +61

    She's super cute on the bloopers, too. She keeps laughing when Jerry says a certain line. He kept saying "I have other stuff, you should come see me on the weekend... people are falling out of their chairs, boom, gangbusters!" Something like that. Gangbusters kept cracking her up.

  • @malekodesouza7255
    @malekodesouza7255 3 года назад +8

    “... not that there’s anything wrong with it...”

  • @benjaminzbogar4954
    @benjaminzbogar4954 7 лет назад +439

    "what happened Tuesday night?"
    "i saw your act"
    BURN!

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 4 года назад +5

      Good delivery on that too

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 года назад +8

      THAT'S actually the best line in this skit.

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 4 года назад +4

      Reminds me of the one where the gymnast breaks up with him: "You're no comedian"

    • @nottelling5415
      @nottelling5415 3 года назад +3

      She's so right though. His live act, to me at least really isn't funny at all. His show is hilarious but live act sucks.

  • @robbieharrison90
    @robbieharrison90 Год назад +5

    George: The jerk store called and they're running out of you!. Cracking line! 🤣

  • @Cookieboymonster1962
    @Cookieboymonster1962 4 года назад +165

    "He had the same look on his face as my father had when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist" is my favourite line. Spoken by George of course.

    • @danlipp8743
      @danlipp8743 3 года назад +4

      George is the best

    • @lueysixty-six7300
      @lueysixty-six7300 2 года назад +3

      George IS Seinfeld!
      George Costanza, an alalogue of Larry David..is the main focus of the show. Jerry is just his friend, and a framing device for George.
      Kramer and Elaine are secondary characters.
      It may be called Seinfeld, but it's really Costanza.

    • @barryobamagate6786
      @barryobamagate6786 2 года назад +1

      Look of disappointment. 😕

    • @artboy789
      @artboy789 11 месяцев назад

      @@lueysixty-six7300 you mean ‘can’t stand ya’

    • @alphamale3141
      @alphamale3141 26 дней назад

      That line is one of my top three favorites.

  • @iconiaczzzzzzzzzzzzz
    @iconiaczzzzzzzzzzzzz 2 года назад +49

    “I’m disturbed,. Im depressed. Im inadequate. I’ve got it all!” From George is probably my favorite

  • @johnnysparkleface3096
    @johnnysparkleface3096 4 года назад +94

    "But they do, and they're the ones writing it off."
    "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?"

    • @uspatriot3712
      @uspatriot3712 4 года назад

      Kramer and the mail fraud. Classic line. One of my favorites.

    • @davidsthubbins176
      @davidsthubbins176 4 года назад

      You don't even know what a write off is.

    • @rong4189
      @rong4189 4 года назад

      David St Hubbins “Do you?”

    • @bjpalm1994
      @bjpalm1994 4 года назад +1

      "Next thing I knew, she was wiping the floor with me!"😄

  • @billythekid5258
    @billythekid5258 4 года назад +29

    "The sea was angry that day, my friends! Like an old man returning soup in a deli!" George Castanza... BEST LINE EVER!

  • @scottbarker21
    @scottbarker21 4 года назад +49

    My name is George, I’m unemployed and I live with my parents ‘. Lol

  • @bobblaszczak7972
    @bobblaszczak7972 4 года назад +22

    I love when you can watch a show that just makes you laugh.

  • @gdholmfirth
    @gdholmfirth 2 года назад +15

    My favorite line: "And YOU want to be my latex salesman."

    • @JonnyCook
      @JonnyCook Месяц назад

      That was actually improvised

  • @andreaskallstrom9031
    @andreaskallstrom9031 4 года назад +54

    “Is anybody here a marine biologist?”

    • @racketman2u
      @racketman2u 3 года назад +2

      my favourite episode, loved the way the writers wove all the strands of that story together.

    • @Giggiyygoo
      @Giggiyygoo 3 года назад +3

      The sea was angry that day, my friends.

    • @dncviorel
      @dncviorel 3 года назад +1

      @@racketman2u The show was highly scripted, actors had to say exactly what was wrote in the script. :))) Few know this.

  • @brianandrew9594
    @brianandrew9594 4 года назад +57

    “You’re a cashier!” ... it’s not just his implication and observation ... it’s also the tone that makes it hilarious

    • @kerryhirsch9705
      @kerryhirsch9705 4 года назад +2

      incredulous

    • @m.e.d.7997
      @m.e.d.7997 4 года назад +6

      Yup and now even more than then, all they have to do is know where the scan barcode is and it tells them how much change to give back. Easiest job on the planet. No matter where you work. And yeah maybe receptionist.

    • @tropicalsnow
      @tropicalsnow 2 года назад +2

      Snob

    • @ninadganore
      @ninadganore 2 года назад +2

      @@tropicalsnow she didn't respect what Jerry did. So shame on her.

    • @JamesHoffa1
      @JamesHoffa1 Год назад

      @@tropicalsnow After she just disrespected his job? Moron.

  • @geloradananrlyeh8495
    @geloradananrlyeh8495 2 года назад +5

    Apparently, she did not find him to be Sponge-worthy.

  • @Kirby33311
    @Kirby33311 10 лет назад +403

    I love this show. I especially love how Jerry was willing to have his career be the butt of so many jokes, when he was the most successful comedian in the country at the time.
    What a sport

    • @EldestSauce
      @EldestSauce 9 лет назад +15

      Jesse Baker Two solariums?

    • @gregthebaritone
      @gregthebaritone 6 лет назад +12

      He should be known from now on as Jerry Two Solariums Seinfeld

    • @MrWillman66
      @MrWillman66 6 лет назад +6

      I agree. I love how he's able to really poke fun at himself throughout the show!

    • @tagaway6173
      @tagaway6173 4 года назад

      @Carl Rice I'm confused by your comment. Like I really want to understand why you compared Carrot top to Jerry's comedy bringing his success.
      I didn't even know who Carrot was.
      I had to Google him.
      And I'm not a Jerry fan, but I know who he is,
      I guess my question is, even if Carrot wasn't suscefull, he did made his own career?
      Larry David and the show brought success to Jerry, carrot top only got success by being with himself.
      A one man show.

    • @MrPtrlix
      @MrPtrlix 3 года назад +11

      It's actually easier to make fun of yourself when you're clearly the most successful. The harder thing is to make fun of yourself when you're actually jokeable.

  • @denniscleary7580
    @denniscleary7580 6 лет назад +12

    Absolutely one of the best shows ever made,absolutely revolutionary, life-changing, The only fix I get now is watching curb your enthusiasm

  • @TacoSnipezZ
    @TacoSnipezZ 3 года назад +22

    “You don’t need a wallet! Just stack your cards and have your fold around it. See, you keep the big bills on the outside.”
    “That’s a five.”

  • @HenrysHowTos
    @HenrysHowTos 4 года назад +252

    Jerry... I don’t know sometimes

  • @iREZARECTEM
    @iREZARECTEM 6 лет назад +35

    Jerry trying damn hard to stay in character when she says, "It's just so much fluff" 🤣

    • @billcook4768
      @billcook4768 17 дней назад

      Jerry often struggled to stay in character. Which is hilarious when you think about it.

  • @remoman
    @remoman 9 лет назад +619

    'It's just so much fluff'.

    • @Ottawa3453
      @Ottawa3453 7 лет назад +9

      He should have said: "I draw the line when you start trash talking my hair" :)

    • @StephNuggs
      @StephNuggs 6 лет назад +4

      Circadin
      What exactly is "fluff"😄 ? Haven't heard that expression before.

    • @Ginga
      @Ginga 6 лет назад +19

      @@StephNuggs In this context "fluff" means his act didn't have enough substance.

    • @StephNuggs
      @StephNuggs 6 лет назад +1

      Ginga
      Ok thought as much. Thx

    • @StefanScripca
      @StefanScripca 5 лет назад +9

      It's just so funny the way she says fluff!

  • @ryandeffley7652
    @ryandeffley7652 2 года назад +40

    What's funny is that she says she lost interest on a prior night but that didn't stop her from wanting a free meal after. 😄

    • @TimothyBruneau
      @TimothyBruneau 11 месяцев назад

      Great point. Yep most chicks will take a free meal no matter how they feel about the guy. Been there done that. Bitches.

  • @Dani2wheels
    @Dani2wheels 3 года назад +18

    George to his mom, "you can't be out there. Because IM out there, and if I see you out there, there's not enough voltage in the world to electro-shock me back into coherence!"

  • @richardtwilling6285
    @richardtwilling6285 3 года назад +13

    "As I rained blows upon him I realized there had to be a better way!"

  • @tektoniks_architects
    @tektoniks_architects 5 месяцев назад +4

    Seinfeld is a collection of TV's greatest lines ever.

  • @Mathias6x
    @Mathias6x 6 лет назад +47

    Seinfeld for life. My favorite show ever

  • @keithgw2777
    @keithgw2777 6 лет назад +45

    The best sit com of all time
    "You're A Cashier" 🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😄😄😄😄😄😄😅😅😅😅😅

    • @analuisahering2149
      @analuisahering2149 6 лет назад

      And the luckiest too! If Seinfeld tried to air it today, with all the sensitivity going on about everything and triggers abundance, it wouldn't be allowed.

    • @analuisahering2149
      @analuisahering2149 6 лет назад

      I consider myself privileged for watching it in the making :)

    • @yaronkl
      @yaronkl 4 года назад +2

      Better line: "I saw your act"

    • @ninadganore
      @ninadganore 2 года назад

      @@yaronkl she was to dumb to understand the act.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 года назад +594

    These pretzels are making me thirsty...

    • @vinayseth1114
      @vinayseth1114 4 года назад

      ?

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 4 года назад +6

      @@vinayseth1114 That a line from the show, real funny scene, type it in and look for the video you wont regret it

    • @THEdjpluto
      @THEdjpluto 4 года назад +13

      No, no, no.. it’s “these PRETZELS are making me THIRSTY”

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 4 года назад +6

      @@THEdjpluto Come on what type of acting is that its " THESE PRETZELS...are making me thirsty"

    • @seirsunfish8159
      @seirsunfish8159 3 года назад

      Your a video game ?

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 9 лет назад +128

    "Jerry, sometimes I just don't know..."

    • @jeffjohnson1054
      @jeffjohnson1054 7 лет назад +1

      Zach Haywood
      A classic intro to a topic of disfavorable opinion.

  • @elazul1986
    @elazul1986 6 лет назад +5

    The best lines from Seinfeld is by Frank Costanza: "This guy -- This is not my kind of guy" and "Jerry, it's Frank Costanza…George is dead. Call me back".

  • @charlessands7649
    @charlessands7649 4 года назад +50

    “He took. (coughs on glass twice). It out.”

    • @tonyabomia7217
      @tonyabomia7217 4 года назад +9

      He took what out? You know. It. He took it ...out? How could this be? Oh, it be. Anyone else you want to set me up with?

    • @PInk77W1
      @PInk77W1 4 года назад +7

      Kramer understood instantly

    • @bretthess6376
      @bretthess6376 4 года назад +6

      "IT?"

    • @jennymacallan9071
      @jennymacallan9071 3 года назад +3

      @@bretthess6376 "Out."

  • @pandahsykes602
    @pandahsykes602 4 года назад +15

    I love Seinfeld lol it’s so dry but it’s sooo good . It was even funnier when it was airing cuz we couldn’t binge it .

  • @getplaning
    @getplaning 2 года назад +3

    Most beautiful cashier I've ever seen.

  • @screamline458
    @screamline458 12 лет назад +14

    he is hilarious live.went to one a few years ago, did stuff that was new and had me and my friend in tears laughing so hard. best comedy show I've ever been to

  • @shawalfida6357
    @shawalfida6357 2 года назад +3

    funniest line for me what " what a cute little bastard " - jean paul

  • @c2itccase9
    @c2itccase9 2 года назад +7

    Norm MacDonald had one of my favorite lines on his Norm Show. “I knew if I was unselfish I’d get something out of it”

  • @thomasanderson9383
    @thomasanderson9383 4 года назад +16

    Ive seen this hundreds of times and I still laugh

  • @funkeekatt
    @funkeekatt 6 лет назад +30

    I totally relate to this scene. People love judging other people's occupations. I had a friend once who thought a guy was hot, but said he could never go out with him because he was a cook in diner. This friend was a desk clerk in a hotel. A desk clerk who thinks he's too good for a cook.

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 4 года назад

      If that cook had a football linebacker type of body, then I gotta say, your desk clerk friend is an idiot.

    • @funkeekatt
      @funkeekatt 4 года назад +9

      @@fromthehaven94 The type of body isn't even relevant to my point. My friend was physically attracted to the cook, but dismissed him because of his occupation. Why judge someone who is working hard for a living? Perhaps the cook was paying his way through college or perhaps he was in-between jobs. My feeling has always been that I don't care what someone does for a living as long as they are working hard and supporting themselves or their family if they have one. I would be far more critical of someone who wasn't working for an extended period of time and sponging off the taxpayer.

    • @DarkAurora2002
      @DarkAurora2002 2 года назад +5

      It sounds like your friend is projecting because he doesn't think his own job is very good and looking down on a cook makes him feel superior

    • @lukecage3485
      @lukecage3485 2 года назад +1

      Couple fancy boys anyway. Who cares??

    • @ninadganore
      @ninadganore 2 года назад

      She disrespected Jerry's profession but nobody's talking about it?

  • @charmaine1886
    @charmaine1886 9 лет назад +131

    "Jerry, have you ever taken a bath in the dark..call me back"

    • @snorgisborg2
      @snorgisborg2 6 лет назад +2

      Charmaine what's this?

    • @aguy7848
      @aguy7848 5 лет назад +8

      A quote from earlier in the episode ya uncultured swine

    • @viroxd
      @viroxd 3 года назад +2

      "Hey, its George........... yeah I got nothing"

  • @phyllisarrington7436
    @phyllisarrington7436 7 лет назад +49

    "I have other stuff! You should come see me on the weekends" ...LMAO

  • @S.JerseyJim
    @S.JerseyJim 2 года назад +11

    Jerry couldn’t remember the woman’s name but he knew it sounded like a body part. She got mad and left the apartment and then he remembered and yelled out the window-Dolores!!😂

    • @LoneLee2022
      @LoneLee2022 2 года назад +2

      Clitoris and Delores do not rhyme........

    • @ccnokia5415
      @ccnokia5415 2 года назад +2

      mulva?? gipple??

  • @mace2172
    @mace2172 4 года назад +3

    I always enjoyed the fact that every episode is relatable to every day life. Even them in the show making fun of how Jerry can’t act but then in real life they said it too. He was talking about he is can’t act. Amazing show.

  • @sarinajm3792
    @sarinajm3792 4 месяца назад +3

    Nothing beats "worlds are colliding" ...for me... that was classic George

  • @lewgoogle5530
    @lewgoogle5530 4 года назад +13

    The better line, following "What happened Tuesday night?", is "I saw your act."

  • @MrPnew1
    @MrPnew1 7 лет назад +9

    "I have other stuff, you should come see me on the weekend"
    :)
    Gold Jerry Gold.

  • @lonnychen2466
    @lonnychen2466 3 месяца назад +4

    "Up here, I'm already gone." - Cosmo Kramer

  • @josephineczykoski666
    @josephineczykoski666 2 года назад +6

    Jerry trying so hard not to laugh at things that upset his character is one of my favorite things about Seinfeld.

  • @jerrys.1910
    @jerrys.1910 18 дней назад +1

    Loved it when George said "haven't you ever heard of shrinkage"?

  • @pretorious700
    @pretorious700 4 года назад +54

    New York actress tries southern accent. Sounds like Blanche from Streetcar Named Desire after a lobotomy.

    • @stevem2323
      @stevem2323 3 года назад +5

      Well it's sitcom.

    • @JMTavares7
      @JMTavares7 3 года назад

      She uses this exact same accent in an episode of Quantum Leap, clearly this is considered to be in her "skill-set", honestly there is something that sounds 'off' but I don't think it's THAT bad

    • @ab348
      @ab348 3 года назад

      @@JMTavares7 Tracy first appeared on TV being interviewed on McNeil-Lehrer in 1978 as a 16 y-o attending Performing Arts High School in NYC, talking about being a teenage cigarette smoker. I saw it at the time and always remembered her because of the way she came across on camera even then.

    • @jaengen
      @jaengen 4 месяца назад

      So what? It added to the humor. After all, this is a comedy.

  • @csufusc.4081
    @csufusc.4081 Год назад +3

    MASTER OF YOUR DOMAIN

  • @deepsleep7822
    @deepsleep7822 3 года назад +9

    Frank Costanza to Elaine, "You want a piece of me?!"

  • @KingUnKaged
    @KingUnKaged 4 года назад +4

    Whoa Whoa Whoa there Jerry, shes not *just* a cashier, shes an *essential* worker

  • @Coconutyorkie
    @Coconutyorkie Год назад +6

    I saw your act
    The delivery was perfect

  • @billgross176
    @billgross176 4 года назад +8

    “i’ve been duped! I thought I was getting advice from a real Chinese person.”

  • @nickb4335
    @nickb4335 2 года назад +3

    "I've got good news and bad news ...and they're both the same ... you're fired!" ~Frank Costanza

  • @martinb.770
    @martinb.770 3 года назад +3

    To be honest, the show nr 100 features lines of this quality twice a minute.
    Each main character got great lines, Kramer added unmatched physical, gesture and facial comedy, Elaine delivered surprising reactions, George over-the-notch lies and rants, Jerry did the sarcastic, subtoned comments.
    If I had to decide, Kramer is my fav, followed by Georges performance, both in their own characters hysterical performing.

  • @TheTruthKiwi
    @TheTruthKiwi 3 года назад +1

    I love how she doesn't have a comeback for, "You're a cashier!" and just doubles down.

  • @nancy3848
    @nancy3848 2 года назад +3

    One of my favorite lines: Elaine: “He took IT out”.

  • @spockboy
    @spockboy 4 года назад +35

    She's the same actress George had "banter" with, when she played a waitress at the coffee shop. : )

    • @rommelstar1
      @rommelstar1 4 года назад +4

      Waitress, cashier, she's flexible. I do like her looks though...

    • @vantheman1238
      @vantheman1238 4 года назад +1

      She’s a cashier!!!! 😂

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 4 года назад +1

      She's not gonna put 'em on the glass!

    • @merrymenagerie4116
      @merrymenagerie4116 3 года назад

      Whats actresses name?

  • @nisargbhatt4967
    @nisargbhatt4967 5 лет назад +16

    "These pretzels are making me thirsty!" huh, huh?

  • @michaelburke7742
    @michaelburke7742 10 лет назад +15

    This is a great scene. Not the funniest but it kind of sums up the whole show for me.

  • @kicknotes
    @kicknotes 4 года назад

    Saw the title, saw the thumbnail, knew the line. True.

  • @scottlarock7924
    @scottlarock7924 23 дня назад

    Yes, the line in the video is truly awesome. This one has always run in my ears.
    "Do you date immature men?"
    "Almost exclusively."

  • @rpietsch9
    @rpietsch9 7 лет назад +14

    One of my favorite lines is when Jerry and George are having dinner with Elaine and her dad and when Elaine gets to the restaurant she asks where her dad is and George imitates her dad's throaty voice and says "He's in da bathroom".

  • @clhound
    @clhound 4 года назад +10

    Seeing Jerry's act is like seeing Elaine dance.

  • @Madmartigan69
    @Madmartigan69 2 года назад +4

    I like the scene where the woman breaks up with Jerry and he's like "that's okay, ill find someone else."

  • @MichaelBrown-iw9ur
    @MichaelBrown-iw9ur Год назад +2

    Susan’s parents, after she died: “No parent should ever have to bury their child” GEORGE: “ Yes I hope my parents go long before I do”

  • @gwynnielsen5081
    @gwynnielsen5081 19 дней назад

    I love Seinfeld's sense of humor. He is one of the only comedians out there who leaves profanity out of the equation. As a result, he is genuinely funny.

  • @dancingmeerkat2078
    @dancingmeerkat2078 3 года назад +4

    “I was in the pool”. Best line ever. Thank you RUclips algorithm for popping this in my feed.

  • @rjp203
    @rjp203 13 лет назад +13

    "I HEARD the material."

  • @Jj-bh1tv
    @Jj-bh1tv Месяц назад +2

    Mr. Bookman: “You and your good time buddies”

  • @festus569
    @festus569 7 лет назад +1

    Indeed one of the best Seinfeld's lines ever.

  • @adewey33
    @adewey33 3 года назад +4

    Jerry: That’s one hell of a loogie!
    My favorite scene is Jerry explaining the trajectory of a loogie hitting Kramer and Newman at the baseball game. Such metaphorical analysis to JFK assassination. That scene of the loogie shooting even had the famous “mysterious man with the umbrella” in the background.
    Classic!!!

    • @martinb.770
      @martinb.770 3 года назад +1

      Rewatched that one this evening... and couldn't stop laughing over all the details by Jerry and the vintage film sequence.
      thing is: there are comedies, that are funny once or twice you see them. But the real well done ones trigger the LMAO-factor while rewatching, long before the punch line/final gag comes up.

    • @adewey33
      @adewey33 3 года назад

      @@martinb.770 Exactly! I watched the scene over and over and still have my LMAO factor! I love it. The details and analysis of the loogie shot! Such an ionic scene exactly like infamous JFK assassination scene. Especially that umbrella man ...

  • @mikerandall4057
    @mikerandall4057 8 лет назад +13

    She was in Days of Our Lives years ago.

  • @matthewhetzler4912
    @matthewhetzler4912 4 года назад +7

    My favorite line:
    “I’m sorry George I know this can’t be easy for you.”
    “You know, it really can’t!”

  • @mss627
    @mss627 10 лет назад +286

    Every girl I ever dated.

  • @boerikbergman7813
    @boerikbergman7813 Месяц назад +2

    Elaine: He took it out...
    Elaine: You got any other friends you want to set me up with!?

  • @joseeduardotschen9186
    @joseeduardotschen9186 6 лет назад +2

    Her face at the end was so great! Lol

  • @thomasantinerella349
    @thomasantinerella349 4 года назад +23

    George “You’re not in the mood, you get in mood”

    • @bifstryker9738
      @bifstryker9738 17 дней назад

      Yes that line. And George as a hand model telling his parents "I'll take it in my room". And "Jerry Hellooooo!"

  • @tdog4044
    @tdog4044 4 года назад +4

    One of my favorites : why did you say that im marine biologist. You know i always wanted to PRETEND like iam an architect

  • @tj4pirates
    @tj4pirates 6 лет назад +5

    I like how Jerry even started breaking up after she said "it was just so much fluff" lol

  • @russBwright
    @russBwright Год назад +1

    “It’s just so much fluff”
    😂

  • @QuietBob
    @QuietBob 5 месяцев назад +2

    "It's Not A Lie If You Believe It."