full video of priest on GRAZIELLA vs cyclist - absurd
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Unfair. Priest is pushed by angels. I call this theological doping.
Funny.
Guardian angel got a PTSD disability pension.
I don't know or care if this is fully staged or otherwise. Entertaining as hell.
It isn't stage he use the e-bike cycle wheel of high wattage replace lmfao.
@@TheDragonshadow1231WRONG. NO E-BIKE. To even explain you, check around 5:20 and then when he struggles uphill around 6:30
If that thing had a fourth gear, he would be unbeatable.
This year started with epic videos!
Priest uniform give an 20% increased performance in aerodynamics.
like fking fallout lol
And a flying saturno hat! Yay!
Repent of sin and Trust in Jesus!
John 14:6
6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
Matthew 7:13-23
13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
John 3:16-21
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18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.
21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
So that is what they mean with godspeed
God mode.
bleble pmsl 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some of these replies like yours are hilarious!
jajajajajajajaja
Literally!
can not beat the local he is probbly bombing that hill since he was a little kid
nah he would have been dead. look at the first corner on the wrong side for starters.
On that same bike.
@@andrewnorris5415 ehhhhh learn lines.
The phrase - "CHRIST ON A BIKE!!!!!" - springs to mind ;-)
I was wondering how long that hat was going to last!
On the downhill from 3:59 up to 5:23 their average speed was about 56 km/h. The grade of the road was -7% with maximal grade about -15%.
For comparison, the best time trial cyclists can achieve +/- 54 km/h on a flat road, and mantain such speed for nearly 1 hour.
I cycle a reasonable amount and can manage 53kmh on a flat road for 40 seconds. Then I’m all out of juice!
I want to see these speeds in opposite direction.
My Ebike will go faster up the hill but then it isn't a hipster bike .
he struggles uphill around 6:30
Ok guys, he isn't a real priest but.....OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!! he is on a graziella bike and without aerodinamics clothes and without gearbox !!!! , ciclist are on a professional bikes!!!! Is like a old fiat 500 vs a Ferrari!!!!!!
I was cycling up a hill one time on my single speed steel bicycle vs a guy on a carbon road aero bicycle with all the expensive lycra/gears. I was cruising up hill with one gear but the guy on the aero-bicycle was struggling with many gears. I dunno? he shouldn't be struggling at all going up hill, carbon + gears = faster up hill.
yeah but... guys on road bikes weren't even tryin'
They're all from the same crew..
@@Ampersand1988maybe he was at the end of his ride and TIRED... i do 150 km gravel/road on my non-electric fatbike with about 2 kg per wheel 😅, last 20 km i go slow cruising and roadies around say "yeah, with those big wheels" but it's wrong and who cares 😅
Is that a priest, or just a barista from Williamsburg?
That priest put so many watts that the bike almost fell apart XD
Awesome Man! Love this video. This Priest is a Real GOOD SPORT! God Bless his Soul! Hope he got another extra hat.
Law Shing Whye and God said to him, Thou art truly a kick ass cyclist. And for your fully sick descending and cornering I shall bestow upon thee another hat. And it was a good hat, for God liked speed 🤙🏼
OMG that soutane is as real as the victories of Lance Armstrong.
He was quite disappointed the gas stations didn't offer holy water.
His next challenge: racing at the Formula 1 Grand Prix of Monza with his Citroën 2CV.
Kind regards,
Mamma Mia
Oh. We all thought it wasn't for fun! Thanks for enlighting us, Mr/Ms Serious 👍👎👍👎
Great as usual from Dafne Fixed, I would like to see the face of the people on the cars or street, watching a priest racing the roadies
Jesus take the handlebars
I love the way he winds-up the other cyclists, he must be fitter than they are to be able to put so much effort in & stick with them on a contraption like that! It's funny to see his legs spinning at such high cadences, he's good!
Lol those legs pumping away at the beginning 😂
I heard he used holy water to lube his bike before this race ....and he only drinks red bull and espresso ..
Vocês andam muito!!A freira está sem capacete!!! kkkkkkkkk 🤣🤣🤣
Check for secret engine!
I watched the nun before and now the priest next probably a choir
How about a Rabbi or Tibetan monk?
what i love the most ist that he is wearing some CROCS shoes....LOL
El mejor the best !,me parto (pero de los otros ) jajaja ,,,ole y ole que MAKINA (y mira su bici ) nada más que añadir, mi más sincera admiración y respeto
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as Raleigh Shopper rider i know why he so fast, it's the bearings and build of these little vintage bikes , they roll so smooth not much fiction, easy to pedal low weight low centre of gravity, get on these little old bikes, lots of fun.
Ha Ha ha. Very funny and crazy. The priest has a long climb to get his hat.
The priest now needs to upgrade to a 24inch graziella.I have a 24 inch Susanna and it is fast as hell
This is fucking consistently fast.
Fantastic, and funny.... I wonder if the priest has to cycle back up hill after the service he gives?? A Lot longer time going back. 😃😁👍
credit to the camera man also,for a great job of filming
_la potenza del Signore
I'm a keen moutain bike, also ride other bikes. I own a Puch Promenade, I do around 1500 miles on this bike alone getting shopping , to the pub etc. I highly recommend owning a shjt old shopper bike ...so much fun to be had...and they keep you peddle strong 👊
Hilarious! Thank you, really enjoyed the rush.
Sponsored by GOD.
They've got a new altar boy.
Eso demuestra que la bicicleta no hacé al ciclista..!!! Bravo👍👍
- What the f*ck is this?
- It's a God mode.
lmao at that cadence.
But made me super nervous when he turned with his inside foot down at 6:45. 😱
Got an honest question and hoping someone can answer. Why no death wobbles? And given there’s no top tube to brace with knees, how would he control if they started?
Would smaller wheels be more or less likely to have a shimmy?
i want to join in on my 1938 Gazelle!! lol.
Brilliant. You can only do those maneuvers with God on your side!
That Homily ain't gonna preach itself
These guys are awesome and nuts....at some points I was terrified for the guy, I didn't think the bike would handle the bumps, especially when he went through the gas station......but those speeds with traffic, no matter the bike, they are all crazy, balls of steel crazy.
Is it me or did go faster after losing the hat?....lol....I just noticed, it's a folding bike.....much respect.
😅😂🤣 Can't beleive I watched the whole thing! It was worth it 🤠
Small wheels and frame more aero plus faux priest a fearless rider. Appears to be on the way into Rimini on the Adriatic coast of Italy.
It's not the priest they wanted, but it's the priest they deserve.
Priest: "there isn't a thou shall not bike right?"
He won't have much of a sole left if he keeps using his feet as brakes.
Awesome ride , funny speed like hell.. no helmet... prayers accepted !
This a 250 watt electric motor hub e-bike, funny though!
he trusts in the lord on those corners.
if this priest is not picked up by an Italian tour De France team,I will be most surpirised,please someone give the Priest a proper bike,
also this puts to shame bikes over $12,000 US dollars
Ch33ki DVL it's not the bike
Ray Tamayo, yes I realize its the person and not the bike,but if this priest is given a team issue bike,he would be pretty amazing to watch.
(1) He probably has a road bike (2) He probably isn't a priest (and if he is, he's likely also a cyclist) (3) the bike is still bad compared with decent road bikes, just not obvious as long as it is merely rolling down a hill - even there it is quite bad compared to the others, which gets obvious in the moment that one of the other cyclists puts some power through his pedals for a second, and creates a gap immediately
Ch33ki DVL it also puts to shame how gullible I actually thought Americans are. 😆
pure freedom
This raw version is better. He looks like pro. Greetings!
Pro teams should be rushing to sign this guy! I can see him leading the sprint for the win.
Jesus, how fast is he?👀
That's it! I'm selling my road bike and I'm going to get a little bike and wear a cape when I ride. It looks so much faster.
Played and fake as hell but funny.
Late for Mass!!!! All have gone back for an expresso!!!!! That Preists Boss will not like him being late!!
I come to the conclusion that a $ 10,000 bike is not worth much.
I think I want his bike! Is that a Brompton? No wonder they are so expensive!
How did his hat not come flying off??? 😂😂😂
Goosen M.D bud fondler It did fly off.
More interested in the scenery tbf.
4:11 the "priest's" sleeve X´D
Same as the other riders' sleeves. What a coincidence.....
Why can't a rider be a priest? lol is there any rule to this? Of course this priest is fake and is obviously a profesional cyclist. What did you really expect otherwise?
I am imaging what it would look like to people watching them pass:
Ok, cyclist, cyclist, cylist, priest, cyclist, cyclist. . . .wait a minute??!!?
Grande Don...👍👍👍👍👍👍
such an hipster priest we have here XD
Chiriac Lucian
Can't be, he's coasting. Everyone knows hipsters ride fixies. lol
Dinner-fork tongue True
Proof that when God is on your side you can never lose!
That's a mountain biker
This guy has no fear of death. That was something ells.
Es un inconsiente al cruzarse de carril sin mirar, al ir de contramano en las curvas, al cruzar por la playa de la estación de servicio poniendo su integridad física y la de otros en peligro
Around here, he would have been killed 14 times just doing this video. He would have been merged into at least five times.
This is the best example to say I believe in
Video deserves an award.!!
I swear to.... Nobody in particular. At 30 seconds he looks back and waves at them to keep up. Am I wrong?
Useless team are fired! ...
I will buy two or three grazziela ...
Priest ... I see you in the competition! ...
I'll giró d' Italia!!! ...
Somebody better sign this priest up for the tour de france imagine what he could do on a proper bike lol.
Homie must believe in God to be riding crazy like that...
Rodie isn't pushing either, they just enjoy it. The priest might have only 20km to ride while roadie might have another 120 to finish.
This video makes me less embarrased of putting a campagnolo super rekord seat post and selle italia turbo seat on my chiorda safari lol
people often make mistake about saying that peddle bikes fast , it goes as fast as you peddle it or it rolls sweet ,I'd say that priests fast and that little shopper rolls mega sweet ,any one who can hang with the big boys on a shopper and baggy clothes deserves a gold star ,he wants to change occupation to down hiller lol
It's entertainment. They hit the brakes several times to let him by. This isn't that fast.
Great ride - but obviously not a real priest, you can see he is wearing the team jersey underneath at times in the video. ... You boys should have remembered to put a shirt on him.... and have taped the hat down (a real priest would have stopped for it) - But much respect for the attempt ;)
It's the same team jersey dude - look at the sleeves ;) - Either way, why would a priest put a cycling jersey under his priest clothes?
Must be a bus load of little boys at the bottom of that hill.
"Gods speed my son"
lol 3:25 there goes his "protection"
This guys got bigger balls than me il tell ya 😁
This needs initial D eurtobeat track to make it more fire!
that some good cycling priest ... respect
of course he is not a priest but avid cyclist, but to keep up with full in gear cyclists on proper racebikes with that little el cheapo ( if its not modified ) bike, is hilarious, however dangerous what he does in traffic.
holly crap , i have a folder like that and i dont go over 10 mph on it :)
I like how he hits them Apex on the curves
Cool. Where can I get a bike like that?
In a rush to the orphange
How is he keeping up with the roadies???
Gran Tourismo 4 PS2 flashback!
Amen!
he is not a religious.he is an expert ciclist