The Cowboys (Jerry Jones) said that they were going "all in" this year to win it all. But ofc they made the worst moves in the off and midseason.@ryanjuanico4498
@@jimblomquist4017Ted is an intermittent character who has to take customer complaints after bad Thursday night games on Prime. I've only seen him twice, because I started watching Tom Grossi relatively recently.
saw the yt highlights were only 8min, knew it would be bad, while watching those suddenly you see you're in the 4th quarter. Also, how did chi not advance the ball for a fg in their 2min drill? pathetic
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the goalposts with care, In hopes that Coach Nicholas soon would be there; The corners were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of pick-sixes danced in their heads; And mom in her jersey, and I watching my team, Had just settled our brains for a long Grossi stream, When out on the field there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I ran like the King Tore open the shutters and behold, such a thing. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to endzones below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old coach, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Coach Nick. More rapid than Eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name; "Now, Jalen! now, Jordan! now, Patrick and Murray! On, Jared! on, Jackson! on, Allen and Purdy! To a stop at Lambeau! to a stop for a leap! Then on to KC for perhaps a three-peat" He sprang to his sleigh, to his team dripping in swag, And away they all flew like the toss of a flag, But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
1:31 i half expected wildflower to be dressed up as the grinch taking the bag from the falcons saying actually im stealing it and will decide who i will give it to come Sunday night
Get tf outta here with that commit commanders struggled with the eagles without Jalen hurts plus ATL beat the most of the NFC East also nice grammar at the beginning 😅
@ I don’t see how commanders offense has anything to do with playing with the eagles defense especially with Jalen getting hurt who doesn’t play on the eagles defense You’re seriously seriously can’t convince me that in Michael Penix second start he’s gonna light it up Dude did the bare minimum against the giants ass defense 14 of those points they scored was from pick sixes. That’s how ass the Giants were. Also, it’s typing in a comment. I’m not writing a fucking essay for college so don’t expect .,’:;”*^_.• when making a dumb joke about the commanders controlling the fate of the Falcons dressed as the grinch in an NFL fucking skit 🖕
@@SuperMarioOG652You making fun of a another persons grammar in your comment, which has 2 grammar mistakes, improper capitalization, zero punctuation, and a misspelling of the word “comment” is irony at it’s peak lmao. Also fuck the Falcons.
If it comes down to the chiefs deciding who gets the spot between the Broncos and the Bengals, I'm absolutely on board with keeping the game close, running it down to the last play, then just handing the ball to the Broncos to give them a free TD. That would make me laugh so hard as a Chiefs fan. I know the Broncos hate us, but we deserve it for bullying them. The Bengals legitimately think they are better than us and getting to just decide that they don't go to the playoffs would be amazing. Burrowhead my @$$
@tannerarmstrong1496 If we make the playoffs because of yall playing your backups I might go back the Raiders being least favorite team for a while. That is, until you inevitably bs your way to winning another Super Bowl, of course.
You realize Tom is not a Chief. And the Chiefs aren't smug in any way, right? They're just a really good team. People only hate because they're so successful. Don't worry, it won't last forever. Can't go more than 10 or 12 years longer surely 😂😂😂
@ericac5091 I understand being sick of them just like I was sick of the Pats. Just don't think most of the Kingdom is smug, we remember our lifetime of never good enough. Still seems surreal honestly...I occasionally still have to pinch myself haha
@masterp2269 I get what you are saying. TRUST ME. But being that this is just a skit, it's more so referencing his character...though I still personally don't care for that team..that's all
So next week we'll either see the Chiefs backups screw the Broncos out of the playoffs or screw the Bengals out of the playoffs. Long-term storytelling, ladies and gentlemen...
@@DenBover-pf7xk I don't actually expect KC to win, but you have to admit it would definitely be a Broncos thing to do. And remember, the Broncos may be fighting for their season, but the KC backups will be fighting for their careers. Everyone on that field is going to be highly motivated.
KC can't sit all their starters. They may do heavier rotation regarding snap counts, but honestly, Mahomes, Kelce, Jones, Humphries, Pacheco will be all that completely sit. Three of them nursing injuries, two of them to prevent injuries. Plus, players on their last year are going to still play hard to get stats for next year's contract. What will help the Broncos is that Reid/Spags will call a vanilla game. With some stupid crap plays thrown in to make playoff DCs go, "we need to prepare for this trick play."
As Chiefs fan I'd rather have Broncos win, can't let the Bengals sneak in after what theyve done over the years. Carson Wentz still wants to be a starting QB somewhere so I don't expect him to underperform though.
Ouch, the Cowboys could've needed a gift of pretty good sunglasses. The intensity of that one was burning bright. A festive "flag" to you, too, Tom&everyone. :D Merry Christmas!
Amazon "I just have to make it through one more. I can do that..." Scriptwriter "Thursday Night Football will be dubbed ;Turdsday Night Football.' 0 TDs, 9 total points and 13 combined punts."
Tom i take what you said personally about the broncos and i dont appreciate it (your the best we all appreciate the time effort you put in to churn out these videos)
I'm a Lions fan and also got a medical bill on Christmas for a visit I'd already paid for. Thankfully, went in today and it was an error. Wish it were the same for the Lions.
The Strouds only scoring two points on Christmas in front of Beyoncé is comeuppance for kidnapping the Scriptwriter
the use of comeuppance is very Jim Rome-esque
He scored 0 points
I blame it on Beyonce. She's trying too hard to rebrand herself after all of her pointless antics this year.
@@Lightskin_jhit Technically the defense scored 2 point but yeah the offense got shut out
Who cares if it's in front of Beyonce, Taylor Swift, or the Pope? They're just watching a football game like the rest of us
"Santa said he put it ALL IN there"
GOATED JERRY ROAST
🤣
All in?
The Cowboys (Jerry Jones) said that they were going "all in" this year to win it all. But ofc they made the worst moves in the off and midseason.@ryanjuanico4498
😂😂😂😂😂😂 How 'bout em cowboys
Tom dropping bars 🔥
It warms my heart to see Ref get everything he wants.
He did seem the most grateful.
Happy flag noises
Happy Semaphore, Ref!
I want a merch store with a shirt that has a yellow flag on it and the word flag.
He really wanted a Chiefs Jersey
The Bears getting a timeout was too much for me 😂
I saw this coming, and it still hurt.
😂 that is cruel.
It's even funnier after tonight's game
@@ChristopherBingham-xx8xlyep, the gift that keeps on giving
Ted deserves a big bonus for all he had to endure this year.
The Bonus: The Bears
A years subscription to QB club of the month?!
Pardon my ignorance, but who is Ted?
@@jimblomquist4017 the Amazon character
@@jimblomquist4017Ted is an intermittent character who has to take customer complaints after bad Thursday night games on Prime.
I've only seen him twice, because I started watching Tom Grossi relatively recently.
Amazon Thursday night football department call centre guy.
One of the most underrated gems of the Grossiverse in 2024
“I got hospital bill” is so true as a lions fan
… and 49ers. So so so much hospital bill
You might also get the 1 seed and winning the toughest division in decades(maybe NFL History), coming from a GB fan
@@Erik_Ice_Fang thank you cheese
Just one hospital bill?? Hehe
The Seahawks and Bears sure didn’t let Ted be freed without some final suffering
Tom nailed that one!
saw the yt highlights were only 8min, knew it would be bad, while watching those suddenly you see you're in the 4th quarter. Also, how did chi not advance the ball for a fg in their 2min drill? pathetic
Yeah, I don't think he'll make it home to see his family
it truly was the thursday night football all other thursday night footballs aspire to be.
@@JonZiegler6 The fact that they found 8 minutes of highlights in that trash heap is impressive.
Despite being rather brief, this was an excellent masterclass. A lot many jokes in a short period of time.
If Netflix gets a character. His name should be Bill. BILL AND TED STREAM FOOTBALL JUST WRITES ITSELF
AMEN! Need me Bill and Ted!
Liked this comment in order to push this to the top! Come on Tom!! Make this happen!!
EXCELLENT!
The broncos gift staying with the chiefs was perfect.
🎵 All the Lions want for Christmas is their two front teeth 🎵
And new arms, legs, knees, jaws...
And D mont
And kneecaps. To snack on.
They don't need kneecaps though they bite those off😂
@@OwtkastMisfit Pretty sure he falls under "knees".
@@DuncanHall2070 Exactly. Like I said, as a snack.
"Santa said he put it "All In" there " 😂😂🎉
I believe Ref summed it up perfectly.
intones "Flag?" in a happy tone
Yeah he did!
FLAG: the gift that keeps on giving. Remember, FLAG isn't just for christmas, it's for the whole season
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the goalposts with care,
In hopes that Coach Nicholas soon would be there;
The corners were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of pick-sixes danced in their heads;
And mom in her jersey, and I watching my team,
Had just settled our brains for a long Grossi stream,
When out on the field there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I ran like the King
Tore open the shutters and behold, such a thing.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to endzones below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old coach, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Coach Nick.
More rapid than Eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Jalen! now, Jordan! now, Patrick and Murray!
On, Jared! on, Jackson! on, Allen and Purdy!
To a stop at Lambeau! to a stop for a leap!
Then on to KC for perhaps a three-peat"
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team dripping in swag,
And away they all flew like the toss of a flag,
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
Very nice! 👌👏
Tom predicting this shitshow of a Thursday night football game is great 😂
the amazon skit happening BEFORE the dud tonight of a 6-3 game is fucking BRILLIANT writing
It's almost as if the NFL is scripted by someone. 😉
@@troykingery1665And I’m starting think it might be Tom
All funny as usual but the "all in there" Dallas part killed me 😂
I hope you had a wonderful Christmas Tom!
Broncos Mom: Go ask your dad if you can go to the playoffs. Chiefs: We'll see boy, we'll see 😅
ref got the best gift. he was soo happy
The Chiefs and Ravens just stole Christmas from the Steelers and Strouds~
Seahawks 6, Bears 3 at halftime.
Poor Amazon guy
Wait until you see the final score!
And that's the final score. And the Bears didn't bother using the timeout they got for Christmas
And a very merry Toyotathon to all.
I knew it was coming, and
"Flag. :D"
still nearly killed me.
Flag! :D
I'm so happy for ref for getting exactly what he wanted!!
The way the game went tonight between the Seahawks and Bears, Prime is really happy that the season for them is finally over
As a life long Chiefs fan. I was looking forward to this. 🤣
The scriptwriter definitely got his revenge yesterday against the Strouds. Hope his car insurance is up to date.
It's an instant Christmas classic !!!
This was pretty short but an absolute masterclass. So many jokes in so little time.
1:31 i half expected wildflower to be dressed up as the grinch taking the bag from the falcons saying actually im stealing it and will decide who i will give it to come Sunday night
Get tf outta here with that commit commanders struggled with the eagles without Jalen hurts plus ATL beat the most of the NFC East also nice grammar at the beginning 😅
@ I don’t see how commanders offense has anything to do with playing with the eagles defense especially with Jalen getting hurt who doesn’t play on the eagles defense
You’re seriously seriously can’t convince me that in Michael Penix second start he’s gonna light it up
Dude did the bare minimum against the giants ass defense 14 of those points they scored was from pick sixes. That’s how ass the Giants were. Also, it’s typing in a comment. I’m not writing a fucking essay for college so don’t expect .,’:;”*^_.• when making a dumb joke about the commanders controlling the fate of the Falcons dressed as the grinch in an NFL fucking skit 🖕
@@SuperMarioOG652You making fun of a another persons grammar in your comment, which has 2 grammar mistakes, improper capitalization, zero punctuation, and a misspelling of the word “comment” is irony at it’s peak lmao. Also fuck the Falcons.
@@SuperMarioOG652 that “commit” eliminates you from being allowed to correct someone’s grammar.
@@SuperMarioOG652 Somehow the Sadlanta Frauds couldn't have that same energy for the AFC West division...
“Thank you Santa for bringing this back to me. Not that it really mattered because look what happened last year…”
*T R I G G E R E D*
No lies detected.
@@beronkross ?
Not the hospital bill😭
Love the playoff berth being held on to by the Chiefs.
If Carson Wentz and The Replacements beat the Broncos next week, Broncos don't deserve to get in.
I’m so tired of this
If it comes down to the chiefs deciding who gets the spot between the Broncos and the Bengals, I'm absolutely on board with keeping the game close, running it down to the last play, then just handing the ball to the Broncos to give them a free TD. That would make me laugh so hard as a Chiefs fan. I know the Broncos hate us, but we deserve it for bullying them. The Bengals legitimately think they are better than us and getting to just decide that they don't go to the playoffs would be amazing. Burrowhead my @$$
@tannerarmstrong1496 If we make the playoffs because of yall playing your backups I might go back the Raiders being least favorite team for a while. That is, until you inevitably bs your way to winning another Super Bowl, of course.
@DavidAddonizio😂❤😂🎉
The Chiefs get to eliminate the Bengals for a third straight season.
Beautiful.
As a Bears fan, I had a hearty chuckle at 0:59...
God after tonight I’m so sorry. Whole season in general but tonight was woof.
THEY GAME WAS BORING AS FUCK
As a Broncos fan, all I want for Christmas is a win. JUST ONE MORE WIN.
I’m primarily a Steelers fan, but I’m a Bronco fan on the side. That Cincy game’s the best we got now.
Flag.
You might get it since we will likely sit our starters.
Is that too much to ask? 😢
With Chiefs starters likely getting to sit, you should have a shot at it.
It's the pure smugness at 0:14, which makes ppl *ahem* "strongly dislike" the Chiefs lol
You realize Tom is not a Chief. And the Chiefs aren't smug in any way, right? They're just a really good team. People only hate because they're so successful. Don't worry, it won't last forever. Can't go more than 10 or 12 years longer surely 😂😂😂
Well of course Tom is not a Chief. He just plays one on TV lol As an Eagle's fan, I want literally ANY other team to win out in the AFC.
@ericac5091 I understand being sick of them just like I was sick of the Pats. Just don't think most of the Kingdom is smug, we remember our lifetime of never good enough. Still seems surreal honestly...I occasionally still have to pinch myself haha
@masterp2269 I get what you are saying. TRUST ME. But being that this is just a skit, it's more so referencing his character...though I still personally don't care for that team..that's all
The ref saying "flag" needs to be on some merch, Tom.
That stuff would sell like playoff tickets 👌
The Falcons stealing Tampa Bay's gift was excellent!
You'd think that 1 seed is even worse than a lump of coal, but that 1 seed can grow quite the dynas-tree
ref simply smiling and saying "flag" is perfect
Merry christmas, Tom! Thank you for all the awesome videos you've made!
Oh wow! The Texans got a Safety of of Derick Henry! That's great! Now it's a close, 1 score game!
That Seahawks bears Tnf game aged like fine wine
so did the "Timeout" jokes
That horrible TNF game makes this so much better.
My shoulder sure is sore from throwing all those snowballs. Eat shit, Santa.
With Brotherly Love,
Philly
The Bears and Seahawks certainly delivered.
So next week we'll either see the Chiefs backups screw the Broncos out of the playoffs or screw the Bengals out of the playoffs. Long-term storytelling, ladies and gentlemen...
I bet Ted is REALLY glad Thursday night football is over after tonight 😂
And Santa gave the greatest gift of all that year.
Flag.
The last TNF game certainly lived up to “Oh no…”
I watched this just after watching the Bears/Seahawks game... those jokes land very differently but also very much the same lmao.
"Santa said he put it all in there". 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No matter what day it is, the ref is always happy to get his flag.
You gotta respect how hard he works on these videos.
0:24 he did not expected this game to be so bad...
0:23 little did he know it would feature no TDs and more punts (13) than combined points (9)
The chiefs controlling the broncos play off hopes is hilarious. Do we let the broncos in... Or play starters and make the bills play the Bengals 😂😂😂
Chiefs bench everyone, Broncos still lose, Perna spins the curse wheel and becomes a new fan of whatever team it lands on.
@WolfyRagnarok If the chiefs backups block the broncos from the playoffs they will lose their minds lmao
@@DenBover-pf7xk I don't actually expect KC to win, but you have to admit it would definitely be a Broncos thing to do.
And remember, the Broncos may be fighting for their season, but the KC backups will be fighting for their careers. Everyone on that field is going to be highly motivated.
KC can't sit all their starters. They may do heavier rotation regarding snap counts, but honestly, Mahomes, Kelce, Jones, Humphries, Pacheco will be all that completely sit. Three of them nursing injuries, two of them to prevent injuries.
Plus, players on their last year are going to still play hard to get stats for next year's contract.
What will help the Broncos is that Reid/Spags will call a vanilla game. With some stupid crap plays thrown in to make playoff DCs go, "we need to prepare for this trick play."
As Chiefs fan I'd rather have Broncos win, can't let the Bengals sneak in after what theyve done over the years. Carson Wentz still wants to be a starting QB somewhere so I don't expect him to underperform though.
Wild that Derrick Henry felt so bad for the Texans that he scored a few points for em.
"I don't have to watch your terrible teams stumble through a game anymore"
Falcons and Bucs: I took that seriously...
definitely waiting for the Strouds and Scriptwriter on monday.
Ouch, the Cowboys could've needed a gift of pretty good sunglasses. The intensity of that one was burning bright.
A festive "flag" to you, too, Tom&everyone. :D Merry Christmas!
The game tonight was the most perfect end to TNF
Merry Christmas Tom!! and to all the Fandom 😁
Ref got my Hanukkah gifts from my youth. ...no wait I got socks.
LMAO THE BEARS GETTING A TIMEOUT!!! What a foreshadowing for the game LMAO
Amazon "I just have to make it through one more. I can do that..."
Scriptwriter "Thursday Night Football will be dubbed ;Turdsday Night Football.' 0 TDs, 9 total points and 13 combined punts."
Just a few more hours and then Ted can finally take a well deserved vacation.
You mean, Ted's going to "take a walk"?
Tom i take what you said personally about the broncos and i dont appreciate it (your the best we all appreciate the time effort you put in to churn out these videos)
Steelers: yay, another winning winning season with our yearly mid season collapse
As a Bengals fan I would love a defense for Christmas. And a Tee Higgins extension
Happy Holidays, Tom, and Happy Holidays to Flag
Vikings and Lions gonna play Dirty Santa with the division/#1 seed bundle package.
Ref's flag got so dirty during the Chiefs games this season, he needed a new one.
I'm a Lions fan and also got a medical bill on Christmas for a visit I'd already paid for. Thankfully, went in today and it was an error. Wish it were the same for the Lions.
Had to return here AFTER the TNF, to rewatch the Bears' "sorry" again.
1:05 LOL! This is funnier after tonight's game
ROFL at the Lions' "gift"... so true! 🤣🤣🤣
The Amazon part aged so well!
After that SEA/CHI game, our Amazon worker is truly thankful for his gift.
This is even better after the bears botched their timeout calls again mere hours after the release of this video, to lose another game. Lol bears 😂
I just watched this then saw the score of the Thursday night game. It was only ONE MORE GAME!!!
The refs got the perfect gift 🎁
"I got one more Thursday night football game" It really was the worst one yet!
im happy for Ted
The Seahawks Bears game ends 6-3. It was, Foretold. Oof!
Ted did know how bad it would be. It was worse than even you thought Ted it was worse
Happy Holidays, Tom!
Thanks for all of the great content!
0:24 And what a game it was!
Okay folks...truth is...Tom Grossi...is the ACTUAL Script Writer for the NFL. His channel is just his cover.
Last season the chiefs got into the playoffs via wild card. They had a record of 11-6.
Chiefs were the 3rd seed and won the Division. They had to *play* a wild card game. There's a difference.
SANTA SAID HE PUT IT... ALL IN... THERE... WELL DONE SIR
You’re free now Amazon. You’re free now.
Spoiler Alert: They still didn't use the timeout
And a Merry Flag-mas to all and to all a good night.
Lmao the watching the amazon rep after tonight's excuse for a game is so spot on
Just a “ sorry” from the bears 😂😂
Thursday night football went out on a bang (I'm sorry Ted)
Watching this after the Thursday Night game makes that Time Out joke WAY funnier…