IS DASHIE SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER!?

if y'all wanna vote for me!
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Thank y'all for tuning in everyday!
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[@EPICxNATION1]

I see why Dashie tells us to stay in school

[@ErickFooty]

MoreWithMike u prob didnt know this shit either

[@megadethsavage2323]

+CPyt he's learning you dumb shit

[@g21sgu70]

MoreWithMike so we won't turn out to be him lol

[@arturoromero951]

ErickFooty hey dash trying to teach us something tho
Her improving our brainmeats

[@xxmxntyxx2296]

@@g21sgu70 police loopppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppplpppppppppppppplppppppppppplpppppppppl

[@OfficialRainbowBones]

Dashie was a straight D-iugh student 😂😂

[@BinaryStar010]

Rainbow Bones BRUH 😂😂😂

[@steviej.]

Im dead 😂😂😂

[@TrixieWinters]

😂😂😂😂💀

[@PSVitaat2am]

In more ways than one!

[@xxlitking2352]

Nooo guey!!! ........... mlm

[@TheJnmiah]

We need a "learning With Dashie" series. Thumbs up if you agree.

[@TheHeavenlyBuddy]

(Learnin' with Dashie)
Uh
You can call me Mr. Dashie
Wanna learn how to spell
Muhfucka watch me
I ain't talking bout the dance
I'm talking bout grades so good you gon need some new pants
That's ok cuz them pants was cheap
But anyways lemme find sumthin good to read
Cuz I'm brainy
I know you brainy too
So just pay attention while you get your smart ass schooled
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Hands up
im sorry i was bored lmao

[@WaterKingCrocodoan]

TheHeavenlyBuddy, that’s actually lit!

[@itshk9427]

TheHeavenlyBuddy I legit rapped to that

[@chiakikinnie6474]

(Learning how to catch a like begger!)
But i still gave a like

[@monoymono9]

@@TheHeavenlyBuddy where are all of your thumbs ups?

[@twistedviibes9346]

"I want to say Antarctica because it sounds right" 😂 other options were South America, Africa and Asia

[@Alyssa-ej5zq]

Twisted Viibes right !!! I was like come on man.....A kindergartener would know the answer to that😭😭😭😭

[@raulrios1093]

Twisted Viibes lol

[@chiakikinnie6474]

@@Alyssa-ej5zq -n-

[@Brxkeboy]

@@Alyssa-ej5zq ikrr

[@Taka-Kevz]

"Why am i dancing? I just lost all my money"😂

[@ClicheGamer_]

😂

[@paradise2pink]

Lol😂😂

[@Cyconzo]

That's what I ask myself all the time.

[@poraltic6663]

@@paradise2pink o o ooooooo ooooomooo I

[@MrFoolD]

21:12 21:17

[@hackedtower3657]

He really didn't know Antarctica was covered with ice 😂😂😂

[@jordanthach1063]

No

[@aamusic7778]

Bruno he just isn’t smart but he’s a good and funny person in real life.

[@itshk9427]

Bruno I rly don't think u should be talking rn

[@addistar2844]

Ladanian Johnson You are the one who should leave

[@leonynojeda4750]

Brooooo I was dying the rest were hot and that was cold I love this dude bro

[@rexkwondo8848]

The Wii character noises were cracking me up

[@wyattwyatt7088]

Rex Kwon Do yeah lmao

[@krumpy-j2437]

Ikr!

[@MoreLifeMyles]

Rex Kwon Do LMFAOO 😭😭

[@BloodHavik]

Sounded like some Sims type shit

[@ProlificPops]

That shit had me dead yo

[@cammy8900]

“I’m going with Antarctica cause it sounds like it’s cold”😂😂

[@MitsugamiZero]

_________ CMC 😹

[@thesilverbird45]

_________ CMC LMFAOOO

[@thesilverbird45]

_________ CMC LMFAOOO

[@LadyArtemis69]

_________ CMC LMAO

[@rapfye7839]

Today I learned that I am smarter than Dashie 😂

[@therainmakerinsider]

Basically the whole planet is.

[@majinproductions7573]

The Insider what about that one girl that said “Hello America goodbye United States”.

[@chiakikinnie6474]

@@therainmakerinsider u callin him dumb af

[@fleshytoof1174]

I thought that was already clear.

[@jay-zj2tc]

@@chiakikinnie6474 he is

[@Rickby]

I never understood why it was called “are you smarter than a 5th grader” these questions are hard af wtf? No 5th grader knows half of these lol

[@jmoriarty8000]

Rigby the ones on the show do tho they’re very smart

[@andreacid4186]

Its probably 5th graders from private school.

[@zachhanks2751]

Rigby hey Rigby how are you doing you awesome raccoon

[@chittybangbang7637]

Naaah, you're just dumb af lol

[@zachhanks2751]

Buy More LootBoxes Gaming dang you didn't have to do Rigby like that 😂😂

[@henzyperez5487]

When dachie said france was on the losing side of WW2 I cried

[@TheAwesomeAccount]

How do Americans forget about Hiroshima and Nagasaki? lmao

[@teubert2]

@TheAwesomeAccount Replace "Americans" with "Dashie" XD

[@TheAwesomeAccount]

Fair enough. But I figured he's lived there long enough

[@MLandriganReid]

Also replace forgot with born and raised in a hole with a lot of games with 0 educational value.

[@twilit_sheik7390]

Honestly, as a history nerd, I screamed “DASHIE, NO!!!!!”

[@aisadal2521]

The announcer should be part of Dashie's channel as one of his enemies 😂

[@DarkKnight2006]

its jeff foxworthy a famous comedian

[@SpartanHunter720]

Dashie makes every game *HILARIOUS* 😂

[@1CourtneyMichelle]

SpartanHunter-720 FACTS🤣

[@Rainzofficial]

True

[@yymarzyya-1270]

SpartanHunter-720 that is a fact

[@jamelvalentine3714]

SpartanHunter-720 Dashie is the truth

[@DDRoman2011]

SpartanHunter-720 true

[@Neo2266.]

Dashie’s eyes ain’t angry enough in the thumbnail

[@jonmarsh2779]

Neo2266 doesn't have to be extreme rage all the time

[@Neo2266.]

Jon Marsh
It’s Dashie... It does

[@PSVitaat2am]

It's over 9000!!!

[@jessw.6250]

Neo2266 RIGHT LOL

[@Hotrodd48]

But you can hear him thinking in the thumbnail “this lil bi*ch”

[@isaiahjmartin]

The sound his Mii made when he lost had me crying for a solid 10 minutes. I don’t ever think I’ve laughed that hard I almost puked

[@CruzGD]

Who else proud af of dashie cuz he lost 30 pounds?! Good job mah boi!

[@wilbertcassidy9225]

Cruz ツ when he still look thicc

[@datdamnkez]

Cruz ツ I am

[@deadwings4578]

HOLY SHIT HE LOOKIN GOODDA

[@TheGomGomBoyThaiConsoleGamer]

u r proud of him because?... have u contribute anything to his weight lost? train him? bought him diet juice? to be proud of someone u gotta be a part of his success..... this is like taking credit when credit ain't due, just saying

[@kevinl6292]

Yuhstin no i think hes right *clicc* *clicc*

[@ayoubazargui5729]

Is Dashie smart enough to spell Orange?

[@grimeyyouth]

Original Recipe orenges*

[@danbaseball]

Aka Errr umm yeah

[@itshey3157]

Orenge

[@juanboss560]

Chilllll............

[@bryanoropeza6437]

aazargui orenge

[@MrJayArt]

“I know my spellins”
- Dashie 2018

[@terrancewarren377]

I don't remember any of these questions in school

[@TinyTotArian]

When he put diugh as his answer for the bonus question I was rolling 😂🤣🤣

[@theartoonnerdologist411]

action arri baby girl

[@megadethsavage2323]

COPYCAT

[@TinyTotArian]

Jose Rodriguez how?

[@TinyTotArian]

Star Sitsu yes

[@barneysauruhyite1408]

Lol

[@outercollector9]

That host though lmao

[@daddyblickmans7441]

69

[@CodeRedCody]

*Discrete is the new orenges*

[@Zinthos741]

Lol, Dashie feeling smart from answering 1st grade questions right xD

[@jellybeantunes1591]

Lmfaoo! 😂

[@Tommy-yk5yg]

Dakota Finn 😂😂😂 I️m currently dying over this

[@dr.papaphilips3526]

doctor

[@VoodooPadre]

Dashie my boi, you seriously didn’t know who lost WWII??

[@eric_t123]

Joseph Garcia that wasnt even a question in this video

[@HauntedOath]

@@eric_t123 yes it was lol

[@whenugetacallthatyoexwentt8502]

how you gon use that in real life tho

[@SplatPaintz]

Well, I don't either-

[@mystiikl8442]

@@SplatPaintz Japan

[@ed2869]

Who else gets hella pissed when Dashie gets an obvious question wrong?

[@macdaddymario]

Japan... man. Japan got to me hard. xD

[@JRDISTURBED]

The ww2 one got me triggered come on dashi

[@JeremyBX]

He couldnt even figure out $0.32

[@g21sgu70]

Edward Du me. Like I even figured that Japan was the right answer

[@simenhartford7206]

The Salamander and Color question was pretty obvious too.

[@raysierra5910]

this is why you stay in school kids

[@Zach_Boba]

I graduated high school and I barely know wtf the answers are! 😂

[@Somesom33]

Yayo's DFN yeah some of these answers aren't really 5th grade I didn't learn this shit in 5ft grade I barely learned some on the proton shit in 8th grade now im a damn sophomore

[@mattmatt7381]

Yeah because school is gonna teach me that character makeup is for actors

[@jmoriarty8000]

Somesom33 depends where you go to school some they learn hard shit early

[@jmoriarty8000]

Gerry Buckets show isn’t bullshit if it was they wouldn’t get things wrong

[@iv0x37]

even if you aren't smarter than a fifth grader...I still love you 😘

[@beastboikrys]

Whats funny about your comment is that, read your comment and then your name 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@aliabeany]

*O R E N G E S*

[@Borderlands808]

or ORINJESS

[@veronicafajardo7028]

DISCRETE

[@011mph]

Alia Munn iconic

[@BLG99]

Who doesn't like *MATH or MAF* ?

[@victorborof43]

MAF*

[@lilwalgreenscoldandflu6968]

BowserLover Gaming tf is math I like maf tho

[@cmajor8084]

*QUICK MAFS*

[@nicklh186]

Maths is fucking amazing :D

[@icebeargaming3095]

Well at least I like MATH.

[@crobatmatt6039]

This would definitely be fun to watch you live stream this so for example instead of asking Siri for help you could ask the chat.

[@yggshon8067]

Crobat Matt your right tho

[@orenges]

You predicted the future!

[@foxykitty723]

Who else remembers ORENGE?!

[@SetheMan]

FoxyKitty 723 Me

[@howarddavis877]

FoxyKitty 723

[@paradise2pink]

Me.that was hilarious😂

[@MyracleWhip]

FoxyKitty 723 lmao me

[@SavoryMeaches]

Lmao me

[@0deidarazYLG0]

Yo, what are these questions? I'm in college and I know next to none of this stuff. Father of symphony music? Unless you're a Music major, why would you be expected to know that?

[@tiller9785]

Stupid shit no one will use later in life unless they're trying to get a specific job.

[@theartoonnerdologist411]

O

[@FuzionTimmy]

I'm in 8th grade and i just learned about the father of symphony XD. It was brief but enough to know him.

[@EPICxNATION1]

I am a music Major and I didn't even know that😂

[@bricck]

Do you know what a scalene triangle is?

[@08Coolster]

Please make this a series 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@LovelyLibra1020]

I'm in college and l didnt know half of these answers. l feel dumb asf xD

[@ejlive1997]

I wonder if this ish is for kids that went to a private Kindergarten

[@Kontroversiii]

Nah, the higher you go, the more basic and irrelevant info you lose. You'd have to refresh your memory to keep up with the kiddy stuff but then that'll push out your college info, and you need that more right now. 😜

[@CreatureHanstran]

I know for a fact I didn't learn this stuff in elementary school...

[@theartoonnerdologist411]

Right

[@EPICxNATION1]

Same😂 but I don't feel dumb cause I know for a fact these questionss are for those kids in private advanced schools for the gifted. They got IQ's of over 150😂

[@CodeRedCody]

*Who remembers Orenges?*

[@MyUnboxingsAndFun]

I left work for this hahahahahaha

[@iremozbay5394]

JEFF IS A SAVAGE

[@JeremyBX]

JIF

[@IMALoserAllDay]

Yo my phone must be f***** up because when Dachie said hey siri she stopped the video on my phone and said yes!😂😂😂

[@jellybeantunes1591]

Christian Young that's funny and weird as fuck 😂

[@jmoriarty8000]

Do you have the 7? Cuz that would make sense

[@sifuculreif6448]

Do you sound like Dashie? That might've been why Siri answered.

[@gamingwithjosh7333]

😂😂😂

[@mackadoodless]

“WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE A DICK?”
bruh that killed me 😂

[@MrFoolD]

11:32

[@minusfortypercent]

My man's said France

[@EroticNapkin]

Minus Forty 😂😂 I was like oh no what are you doing. Japan got nuked to hell

[@ARandomlife]

Robert Hernandez that's what I said

[@1Onsokumaru1]

that was the easiest question in the whole video too lol

[@hoi807]

Onso-kumaru Nah the 'which continent has 95% of its surface covered in ice' was the easiest one and Dashie was still in doubt lmao

[@thirtyfatguys1514]

I hope he was joking

[@ajsxo._]

Most of these I didn’t learn till jr high WtF

[@SmilingSeraph]

Sheldon Winston you learned about atomic structures in the 5th grade?

[@SmilingSeraph]

Sheldon Winston pretty defensive for such a simple question. Your fucking name is Sheldon, dude. I feel so personally attacked because Sheldon made a funny!

[@SmilingSeraph]

Sheldon Winston
*must have

[@lewis9950]

This game is rigged for the 5th graders

[@ajsxo._]

Sheldon Winston chill yo ass out

[@hispanicguy8028]

This dude wrote diugh in the answer space lol I'm done

[@BigBrainiac]

I legit passed out from this comment

[@hadesnightmare2970]

That thumbnail has me dead

[@blackstardragon_]

HadesNightmare
Then how'd you comment

[@devv5015]

Fear Kratos damn that’s deep

[@nicklh186]

It reminds me of the loading screens in Bully

[@pepsiman3022]

The pop quizzes are the best part

[@rileyharden1958]

This video was so hilarious

[@karon449]

Dashie holding that controller like a chiraq music video

[@Alyssa-ej5zq]

Dashie! You didn’t realize this, but on the bottom of the “pick a subject” screen..it shows the classmates’ favorite subjects,so you were supposed to strategize and pick the subject base off what they like to guarantee that they would get the answer right if you cheat ...😆 😆😆
(I wrote so much that I wouldn’t even read what I wrote)😭😭

[@mee091000]

Lmao Dashie all reptiles are cold blooded

[@vigneshrk]

salamander is amphibian genius.

[@daxsyntax]

@@vigneshrk ratio

[@zizoegy8460]

Orenges would be the answer to that title

[@DjFolks]

Lol i automatically thought about that when i read the title

[@theaverrgers574]

Honestly.. no one can pull a long 22min video better than Dashie. WHATS UP!!!

[@tyrelbass]

The Averrgers honestly*

[@ZNX05]

Hoonigan

[@d4cj618]

Some shit a fanboy would say

[@lmao_9166]

Henry Solchaga faze rug is ass

[@leaper9324]

11:30 - 11:50 had me dying

[@bryanoropeza6437]

You have flunked out of school
Wtysuanbchsiaaaaaa!

[@ninabsolaqa5163]

YaBoiBryan Lol looool

[@bryanoropeza6437]

Cristian Veyta no

[@killersaw822]

Cristian Veyta It's DARK PRINCE

[@killersaw822]

YaBoiBryan Lol right it's DARK PRINCE FROM CLASH ROYALE

[@NadoKahn]

It's like the audio was voiced by the Minions

[@ari_wrld]

"Investors" Dachie ITS INVENTORS 💀🤣

[@IndyyGold]

11:12-12:08 is literally the funniest part of the video omg

[@ryab.5661]

LMAOO FACTSSSS

[@ClutchDre__]

“I know my spellings”.
“Juggling orenges” 🤦‍♂️

[@akashramtahal9209]

Mah boy actually wrote diugh xD

[@softsquishysuga]

11:32 IM LAUGHING SO HARD OMG

[@jovinmontanez736]

That's what she said

[@crow5737]

Don’t forget to vote for Dashie y’all!!

[@tripelogdarkness]

💯✔✔

[@yatomii2140]

Brett Crocheron trust

[@carlosvelis6611]

For what ?

[@aliyahdouglas5277]

Am I the only one that didn't know his real name? I feel so behind ._.

[@Zinthos741]

It just occurred to me that the Legislative Branch can Declare war, but can't stop the war that they declared with a treaty. Seems legit.

[@SakuraAvalon]

Sounds about right.

[@danielamartinez-lv1lg]

“Lets do Spelling as long as it aint Orange” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jovasr3581]

It's orenges

[@julianchampagne4066]

Me: *sees title*
Me:"No"

[@jassiiij]

Baraka voice: JULIAAAN YOU REALLY GONNA DO DASHIE LIKE THAT, JULIAN!?!?!

[@softteok8230]

Jassii J OMG YESSS 😂😂😂

[@psizwei]

_ORENGE_

[@coconut4941]

i fucking remember that lmfao

[@juanboss560]

Chilllll........

[@NoodleGoblin]

We'll never forget!! XD

[@Trash-jl3xm]

Your pfp matches your comment perfectly 😂

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

11:40
"Mickey bicky bo bwighten."

[@NeoSelah]

LOOOOL

[@meivoiceovers4438]

Lol You should totally play this again! 😂😂😂

[@UroSenpai]

Mei VoiceOvers mei is bae ? 🤔

[@meivoiceovers4438]

The L King Yes. 😂😂😂

[@UroSenpai]

Mei VoiceOvers hmmm 🤔🤔 interesting

[@abelmolina1257]

dude im dead lmfao u know u aint know shit about lewis lattamear ha ha ha

[@vatanam01]

lewis latimer*

[@r6radiant485]

lmfaooo i was 💀💀💀

[@PSVitaat2am]

He knows the ropes!

[@A_A_Ron-dp1vm]

That's the homie Lewis Latimer what you mean😂😂

[@vortxdash8813]

Are u jair or abelito

[@mafiji_king]

lol when he picked Australia instead of Somalia i died
thx

[@chittybangbang7637]

Bolterz333 Australia

[@jamelgallagher6602]

@Gerry Buckets lol does he think Somalia is a continent?

[@B4TheeParty]

😂😂😂💀💀 that damn mii and how the way it cried

[@YvngDavooDaGoat]

Dammit he didn’t pick me

[@jessw.6250]

David Washington 😅😅😅

[@parkerflis551]

11:02....i was dying bc of the cringe joke then dash's reaction then the miis voice LMFAO

[@somemalefigure9458]

Miis' *

[@Fox22791]

"He said something bout watch yo shit?" 😂 I'm dying

[@Creepingdom]

I didn’t even learn most of these til high school

[@ayushs1881]

Dashie, where are new skits. I'm waiting

[@savions4005]

Ultraman 70 don’t because he doesn’t have to make them

[@tonya23233]

18:42 Dashie Screams and Wheeze laughs

[@pat9006]

It was Japan... Pearl Harbor

[@pasijutaulietuviuesas9174]

Pearl Harbor? Japan won that. Japan capitulated after the atomic bombs.

[@TheDiamondInvader]

Dashie, I just want to say thank you for being you you helped me through some tough times and are helping me through one I'm having. Thank you for posting everyday!

[@omgitsleila]

WHEN DASHIE HAD TO TYPE IN THE NAME AND IT CUT TO THE NAME SAYING “DIUGH” I DIED

[@anonymousweareeverywhere6558]

Dashie: "I know my spelins"😂😂😂

[@shaodwragon31]

Stay in school kids😂😂

[@djsoundwave7189]

Blazing Blasian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bowxur]

True🤣🤣🤣

[@g0rewh0r3]

11:41 had me dead

[@arcedysnaranjo]

When Jurassic Park teach you more than your geography class

[@SirExxodus]

Play The Price Is Right please!

[@melaniecenturion7322]

I havent laughed this hard at a dashie video since last year, that D is for Dashie

[@andrewguzman7493]

dashie gonna catch a case with katie

[@notsofriendlysquidd2351]

Andrew Ka Boom 😂😂😂

[@zizoegy8460]

Before this video even starts, the answer is no 😂😂😂 Dashie intellectual af!

[@funkwater8759]

Except intellectual means smart

[@fr239]

zizoegy8460 you contradicted yourself

[@moddox]

might wanna slide in a isn't or aint before intellectual

[@zizoegy8460]

Awww Its 2018, you still got to explain sarcasm to people, y'all adorable

[@A_A_Ron-dp1vm]

Dashie fans arent that intellectual, yes I mean me too.

[@SublimeCoco_]

Dashie... you gotta move back. It pains me to see you struggle all the time. 😂😂😂

[@moongoon8873]

ma boi betta have the wii remote strap on...

[@nunyabiddness4333]

Heh... Heh heh....
Strap on.

[@theartoonnerdologist411]

Baby girl

[@Salvaloll]

Leslie Rivas Gomez he hit the moon

[@GDBowman1987]

Pause

[@lookatthisdude837]

Hey whats good

[@raylayaaaa]

Why my boy looking swole? 💕💕😉

[@theartoonnerdologist411]

Baby girl

[@fightsofficial4026]

5:55 no, no they don’t, and in fact most of these questions aren’t even things 5th graders are taught

[@SuperSmashMyAss]

No normal elementary school student knows this shit

[@alonsolupercio9108]

MusicMemer Right, back when I was in 5th grade we never learn any of this shit

[@tiffanygutierrez4559]

Maybe for a boarding school? Haha

[@benram9545]

Except for the WW2 question, that pissed me off so much

[@thalesan8790]

Alonso Lupercio the curriculum is way different then when you were in it most likely.

[@SalimaAdiAnna]

i went to public school for elementary and we learn most of this. most likely yall didn't pay attention lol.

[@JazzyGirlyy]

You look good Dashie! Congrats on losing 30 pounds mah boy

[@tenchi360]

The Answer: Lewis Latimer
Dashie's Character: *NICO BEBAB*

[@shadowsoldier4133]

Dashie got a D+,mah boy you get higher grades in cupheads!!

[@HeyToccarra]

I haven't laughed so hard in a while! Sorry about the thirty-two cents! Lol! Hilarious!

[@elliottrivera3993]

Yes please play some more Jeopardy or please play Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

[@Zachary_Pacheco]

I’m dying 😂😂 You’re hilarious Dachie 💀😂

[@smuxzo]

the boy in the thumbnail looks like Gregory from fnaf 😳

[@pinkinheart]

I was just gonna say that 😂. That’s so weird

[@jfv26]

That show host would have to catch these fucking hands!!!! XD

[@OMGITSMEDUSTIN]

Well, we all know our boy can’t spell “orenge”. :D.

[@makalahcollins4469]

Dustin Campbell shiiiiiit I have trouble spelling "with" I sometimes spell it whithe

[@BerettaMac11Two9sAndaK]

They didn't teach 80% of this shit when I was in 5th grade.

[@arthurmorgan5053]

Ikr they taught me about simple math and writing with correct punctuation

[@doomcathedral]

Learning With Dashie should be a thing lol

[@Major_Mason]

Hence MORE Dumb Dashie memes were born. Lmfaooo

[@dogbert0233]

FastLikeUNO XD

[@veganmarie4737]

FastLikeUNO lol