South Park - Chinpokomon - Americans have big penis
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- In this episode, the children of South Park become obsessed with an animated Japanese cartoon, Chinpoko Mon (a parody of Pokemon). The products related to this manga contain anti-American sentiments.
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Yo, this dude got on an international flight and wore his toy store work uniform the whole way.
Yep
In South Park they also drove to China in the school bus.
Impossibru
Its free advertising
He's on the clock technically so he should be wearing his toy store uniform
The confidence he got after leaving the Japanese corporation. Lol
LOL he got gaslighted
On a related note, 609th like.
@@capncake8837 Yeah keep it like that 🤪
We all saw the video dude
Thanks for the breakdown but I'm pretty sure we all understand that. Lol
The best bit about this is it’s based on a real interaction Trey Parker & Matt Stone had with some Japanese guys they met at a bar
It's not so unusual. When everyone is drunk and they want to praise you to get on your good side that's happens.
Not a random, it was between treys old college roommate and his boss at the time his boss kept saying it and actually showed them and made Matt touch it 😆
@@paulbokun253 "made"
@@paulbokun253 I’m sorry what
🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙
I do this when I ask my boss for a raise
Does it work?
@@jasondyrkacz8270 i am his boss. yes, it does. every time.
I tried it with my boss too, but for some reason she didn’t seem to like it.
The only downside to having a female boss...
Think we related then
I have to admit, this would have worked on me.
Wonder why...
Delete your channel
Same
Not me, i'm Australian.
Republicans should try to win over black voters this way lol
Can we acknowledge that the owner a toy store cares so much about the products he's buying and selling that he goes all the way to Japan out of concern? That's a guy who cares about his trade.
He cares about the perception of his penis size more, though
@@Rob-gp6yb no he just realized they're super reasonable guys
And a good American.
@@Raymanujan with a big penis! So big!
He wanted to get to the bottom of it. And once he thought he realized that it was just due to the error of small penis. He immediately was comforted. Had it been done by a man with a big penis he would have taken issue.
Guys I think I might be Japanese or something
So small
Then that makes you smart as hell
So smarr
@@shawnkay5462 so velly smarr
Me too so small
The way Mr. Osei says “so smol.” 😂
"Ho, ss, sew smol" XD
1:38 that smile
That damn smile
Nice to know it’s not just me who watches for these little things. Like Butters little ‘satisfied’ with himself smile. Or the best is the subtleties in the dialogue and it’s delivery. The different inflections. Some of it is pure art. This is when I started to realize the true genius of this show. Still my absolute favourite show to watch. I consider it one of the biggest ‘happy accidents’ on mainstream TV. Lol.
Reminds me of those old this is bob commercials
Great comment, Proud Straight White Christian Conservative Man.
me during school pictures lmao
As a Japanese I think we should have used this technique after Midway lol
Confusing and Coddling the enemy into submission
Or germany after invading Russia.
@@davelastname8074 You are a disgrace! This guy is making a joke about a very hard national subject and out of nowhere you drop your hostile comment like the perfect douche you are. Why are you saying we? We who? Did you drop the bombs? Did you fight in WW2? WTF si WE? The USA? Are you a Senator or something or just another taxpayer milked for cash like a cow! The worst part is you don’t even know Japan didn’t had enough fuel to run their vehicles by the time the bombs dropped. 500,000 Japanese civilians died to scare the Russians away from the pacific, Japan was done weeks before. Those bombs are the reason why there was a Cold War and not WW3. That’s why you never nuked Vietnam or Korea when they “didn’t surrender when you asked them”...
@@Trapatatra I agree it’s a joke shut it you a disgrace to america
@@davelastname8074 Found the Trump supporter lol
That toy sounds like Jimmy without his stutter
Probably the same voice actor, and the same tone of voice as well 😂
Yeah lol
The vast majority of all the characters are voiced my Matt and Trey lol
Chinese spy, maybe.
Trey
This is exactly what happened when the CCP was questioned about covid.
Heyoooo
Underrated comment
hahahahahahaha exactly !!!
Exacerry
💯
This is why I keep driving Toyota's.
You keep driving Toyota’s what?
🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙
Hello fellow amazighian
I'll never forget Jeff Dunham calling a Toyota Prius a small car
@JAYDEN HERRERA just but let's be honest, japanese cars, specifically toyota are reliable, cheap and technology advanced and economically friendly, specially the new models!
Even without all the jokes, the way South Park characters walk still makes me laugh
I laughed so hard from this. Incredible writing.
Cmon
me too lmao
Its the perfect analogy of how Americans see themselves.
Hearing about all this and thinking about my big penis, I also laughed really HARD.
Lies again? Bio Perine
Huh huh huh so small. 👌
So small indeed
Damnit beat me too it. Thumbs ☝.
I cried Lmfaoo
I still quote that to this day.
It’s gotta at least a decade since I first saw this and it’s still fucking hilarious.
Id izah indeedoo, still hirarious!
Same mate. Clasic show
How old are you
it's been more than two decades since i first saw this and it's still hilarious
25 years bro! I was a teenager when this came out! 😂
As an american. I can confirm that this will throw about 80% of the population off of our normal train of thought
😂🤪
Even the women?
@@bendover7841 Of course, if you tell a woman she has a large penis she will be pretty confused.
@@bendover7841 especially the women
@@thegingenesis6552 women with penis maybe...
"The American Government lies to you" It's not wrong. 😂
What goverment doesn't?
Oh no...
He listened to the doll...
*"bUt WhAt AbOuT cHiNa?!"*
ccp shill alert
@@appleslover I mean it's a fare question if you're going to question 1 government why not look at governments who've lied and done worse? Great example you said is China.
"I'm president Hirohito..." I see where this is going, LMAo
Bruh I never noticed that
What's the joke?
@@jonahs92 HiroHito was the name of the Japanese Emperor during WW2
@Nicolas d'Avout "activate brain to 100%".. you stupid mong
@Nicolas d'Avout He just asked a question, why are you being so rude?
🤣🤣 When he calls the women to get a look and they applaud
I see nothing out of the ordinary with that.
皆さん、来て、来て！
that was the big SELLER! lol
Best part.
This was the golden age of South Park
Ironically Matt and Trey think it was the worst time of South Park
@@ryanwiuff2374 well they wrong
South Park has always only been getting better, you're just too dumb to understand that.
South Park is literally fucking reddit at this point, stopped watching in 2011
it's still in its golden age.
“Well I guess it is a pretty good size” don’t know why but that line always makes me laugh
It s the way he delivered the line too lol
All I hear is Garrison.
You can hear the satisfaction in his voice.
"yeah, I'm huge...."
The little tune he hums as he passes by the "camera" is really the icing on the cake in this scene, hahaha :D
Imagine the laughs while making this episode lol
Fun fact, President Hirohito is voiced by Trey Parker’s college roommate. Junichi Takiyama, the owner of City Sushi is also named after said roommate.
1:39 that smile is so priceless and hilarious for some reason
I love how natural it its
Most accurate depiction of a Japanese office building.
How to win friends and influence people
Basically 😂😂😂😂
unless you’re talking to an Asian. Their 5D chess mind will call out your bullshit through basic uses of sight.
Dale Carnegie
i have a buddy who went to teach english in japan, apparently this is a thing they will talk about to try to start conversation with westerners.
Stfu 😂
yeah its not a taboo thing to talk about there
I lived in Korea for a year and several times a Korean guy at a neighboring urinal would obviously stare at it. One guy tried to touch it. Not joking.
Suuuuure
Lmao all the Americans who don't understand that other cultures exist just don't believe it
“Ah guess it iz a pretteh gud sahz.”
"appear weak when you are strong" - Sun Tsu
Appear big when small, appear small when big.
when WHO inspectors visited the Wuhan lab
basado...
Yup!
Read the news, they were arguing not like the Japanese.
Lmaooo ya as if the WHO isn’t in on it too..
China is not Japan...
"I got shoe"
Me too 👟👟
The American is almost named "Red Herring"
Young Fred Jones wants to know your location.
@@Navesblue Aardvark Tango Dreidel
I never get tired of South Park's rendition of an Asian accent. It's mesmerizing. I smile so big my whole face is red afterward.
there's no such thing as an "Asian accent". There are 2,300 Asian languages lol.
@@meltednostrilsbornwithoutn781 Guess who doesn't give a fuck?
@@meltednostrilsbornwithoutn781 many Asian languages have certain phonemes in common which, coincidentally, cause people coming from many of these languages to speak English in similar ways. If you speak an Asian language, it becomes much easier to tell their English accents apart, but to most Americans, it makes sense that they sound the same. I was speaking with a Japanese friend, and she said that she couldn't tell the difference between British and American English for the same reasons.
@@cinemint um Japanese and Chinese for example sound nothing alike lol. Japanese is closer to Spanish. But yeah, keep justifying your ignorance.
@@meltednostrilsbornwithoutn781 I speak Japanese. I agree that they sound very different, but to most English speakers, they can't tell the difference. Please don't insult me.
This never gets old. Ever.
This is the one time the _adults_ of South Park were the smart ones.
This guy left feeling so good about himself!
I’m impressed the guy could come to the headquarters from South Park to Japan😂
Airport just let him thru when they saw his gargantuan 🅱️enis
@@joarroyo6737 Would that work in Africa?
To be fair, from a snail's point of view, a turtle is very fast
Nope, that's not how it works. It's just bigger not fast.
@@n3gi_ That's exactly how it works. Speed is relativistic, since it's distance traveled divided by time it took to travel that distance. Distance is a change in position relative to some initial position. Therefore, it's impossible to know your speed without some sort of initial frame of reference. Typically people naturally assume the earth to be a stationary reference point but in actuality it is not. Grated this comment does imply that a snail could and or would conceptualize these things in a human way but obviously that's part of the metaphor.
@@n3gi_ Yikes. Math is hard, huh?
And we are a colossus to most other creatures.
@@n3gi_ have you seen a turtle run, you would be surprised how fast they can go
1:18 the Mr. Ose "s-so small" will never not be funny
"hu-hu-hu so smol"
Note to self: “Do not send Red Harris or John Raiden to save America.”
Why ? Small or big ?
so, Red is the toy store owner from the episode...not sure who Raiden is referring to. Maybe Solid Snake from Metal Gear who got a naked mod and it was very...um...unkind, lol. @SyriusStar can you explain this reference to us, please?
@@jay-rev Once one must explain a joke that another goes to great lengths to explain (improperly) and not get, the whole joke is ruined and lost. John Raiden is the previous commenter that commented that he would’ve fallen for the big penis trick as did Red Harris. Luckily for you John Raiden is not a RUclips comment snake or he would have bitten you. There. Your mission to utterly destroy one of my best comments is complete.
S-s-s-s-o s-o small
This is the proper treatment of all customer service concerns ~ Sun Tzu
The actual quote from Sun Tzu, "Feign weakness, so your enemy grows in arrogance", is just as applicable to this scenario.
Wow. They played him like a goddamn fiddle.
The god like words of shalashaska. 💙
just tell americans they have big penis they're so insecure
@1:33 in japanese the man says "everyone, come come" which is incredible that South Park bothered to use actual japanese. All of the foreign languages back then were just jibberish. The japanese in this episode is accurate
It's still jibberish for others
I think one of them actually knows some Japanese.
@@zachburskey8868 Trey Parker speaks fluent Japanese. According to wiki, initial capital was from JAV
One of them was married to a Japanese socialite
I know how to say that just watch from watching anime lol
Replace the word chinpokemon with TikTok and you have the up to date version
This guy went all the way from America to Japan just to talk about the concern of toys.
Whenever Japanese people complement my Japanese (which isn't anything special), this is what I think of.
Me: I'll have a Big Mac to go please .
Cashier: Wow, your Japanese is so great. Better than mine even!
Me: 🤨
¨compliment¨ is not equal to ¨complement¨!!!
ITT: Things that has never ever happened
@@ildlyn8966 Nope. You're wrong
I always used to say. Your japanese is great too. Really fucks with them.
@@bobdillan5761 Ouch.
Well, I guess it is a pretty good siiize
Hahhahahha
😂😂😂The humility at play!!😅😅😅
Pease stateuhh puhposuhhh.... 😂😂
The so small kills me every time 😂😂
All these years later and this PERFECTLY captures what happened in the Macron-Xi meeting.
These guys could have solved every conflict on the planet with such skilled diplomacy!
Oh, you Taliban? You must have a very large penis. Us Americans, we are simple people with very small penis. Mr Biden' penis especially small. We cannot achieve much with small penis. But you, Taliban. Wow, penis so big! So big penis!
... And boom, the Taliban respects America 😂
This must be over 20 years old now. But still better than modern comedy! Even though there is no subtlety it is still clever
1999 so 24 years old. Commenting on the new Pokemon craze at the time and the ridiculous parents/teachers moral panic about it.
@@cattysplat I remember it vaguely!
Smiles all big when they clap for him 😂😂😂
I just watched this last night and now it's recommended, gotta love the phone listening to you and spying on you
I'm huge in Japan
Big in Japan! Um... Biggu inu Nippon!
Big in all of Asia, and asians make up 60% of the world population, so it's objectively big
@@odbodd123 that's what I like to hear
🎶 Do what you want cuz you're big in Japan! S-T-A-R, that's what you are! 🎶
It's easy when you're big in Japan
Hmm, as an American guy, I think this convinced me it is time for a trip to Japan…
@@betterthoughts22 lol, I'm trying to impress the ladies, not shame myself!
update?
@@lacanian1500 my plan to visit Japan are on hold due to COVID. It has nothing to do with being small and nervous, I swear.
@@Nick-bh5bk haha no worries mate. just make sure to update, I've never gone to Japan so I'm depending on your perception
@@lacanian1500 lol. it’s not my perception that matters, it the Japanese ladies perception. But if South Park has anything to say about it, I’m confident I can start a toy store Japan, no problem.
Is South Park King or what? Trey always hilarious and on point with his writing.
I like how he went all the way to Japan for a complaint lol
Every time it says "more to come" I fucking lose it 😂
funny that his name is Red Harris and the red herring fallacy worked on him.
When my Japanese boss want me to work overtime
After watching this clip I have now realized I am Japanese
"I'm President Hirohito." Lol hahah
lol dude i just realized that
The other one Americans always fall for " you'll be rich one day"
I went to a KIA dealership and ended up paying 7 million dollars for my car because the salesman was Japanese.
How can we compete with these huge penises everywhere
He's got the mint berry crunch uniform
The company's name being a penis-related pun is icing on the cake...
this is extremely funny hahahaha the way he left all happy is the icing
Gotta admit the toy is correct about the American government 🤔
0:01 Ironically these days, Nintendo, Creatures, and Game Freak identify collectively as "The Pokemon Company." Copyright law in Japan allows the copyrights to the individual assets of an IP to belong to different companies.
“Heh, heh, heh, heh. SO smoll.”😄
This scene is so dystopian.a giant empty show room where the customer is first interrogated by a drone with a school girl avatar, and then the execs just coming out a secret elevator in the floor. A harem of woman ready to to entertain guests.... What kind of horrors are constructed in the labrynth of chinpokeman corporation?
Welcome to corporate Japan.
Did they actually get a Japanese voice actor for the guys? It was hilarious
Trey Parker is fluent in Japanese
Yes they did
For President Hirohito, they did get a real Japanese man to play him. Mr. Ose was voiced by Trey Parker.
@@Aquarius199 yea i thought so as it sounded like a legit Japanese voice.
He was an employee for South Park.
After watching this episode with my wife, she told me I should go to Japan to "boost my confidence".
damn that's tuff.. i gotta go too 😉😪
Lol xd
your wife is a savage
Burn
I showed my wife this clip too and she said it was like an elephant of awkward on her chest lol
Cyberpunk customization.
Yeah...that would work not going to lie.
When I don't get this service from my Chinese delivery guy I don't buy the food ✋
These characters are Japanese, your joke is bad
@@XeroLimitGaming I know that. That's what makes the joke that tiny bit more disrespectful 😂
@@DirtyJamesUK just makes it stupid.
@@XeroLimitGaming comedy is stupid mate. My favourite comedians are very foolish when doing their best work.
Get out of your Asian feelings and appreciate a bit of fun lol
@@XeroLimitGaming Or log a formal complaint. Whatever... 💁🏾♂️
I love how they're all so proud of themselves afterwards XD
I love that the voice is clearly jimmy
Fauchi visiting a lab in China
0:38 I like how he raises his eyebrows when he says the word "BIG"...
That’s one dedicated shop owner.
This is the funniest shit I've heard in a long time lmfao!!
This is what happened when the CDC went to Wuhan to ask about the possibility of COVID coming from their lab.
If Konami used this tactic, we wouldn't be so mad about their antics!
i laughed so hard in this scene. i wasn't expecting that
Well now we know why samurais were so flexible
Basic Japanese diplomatic policy for the past 50 years or so, lolz.
now I know what to do if the manager at work catches me doing something shady.
His name is Red Harris (Hair) I wonder if this joke was based on Singapore's Ang Mo Dua Kee, a Hokkien phrase which means the Red Hair Big Stick - meaning Caucasians have a Big P. It is also used to mean that Caucasians, because they have a big p, could behave in an arrogant manner
I clearly remember the first time I saw this, because I was on the floor crying in laughter
1:20 I laughing so hard
Hahaha I can’t XD
I literally cried when I saw this air on TV for the 1st time 😂⚰️
1:12 better
Wonder if the real joke is they dont lie? Thus leading him to believe their brutal honesty makes the other points accurate as well? Feel admitting something most wouldnt, leads to more belief not less in everything else? So maybe he didnt leave after being distracted, maybe it was a odd way of them convincing him without even having to be on said topic?
Modern South Park (season 9+/2005-) ain't got nothin' on this.
Seasons 3-14 was there best.
Pinis so big SO BIG PINIS