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Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Dick Salesman
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- Опубликовано: 18 фев 2024
- Curb Your Enthusiasm
Season 12, Episode 3
Vertical Drop, Horizontal Tug
Aired on HBO: 2024.02.18
Larry’s improved golf game causes trouble with an acclaimed actor. Freddy helps his neighbors through a delicate issue.
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"A mustache and bad credit." How in the world do they think of this stuff hahaha!
It's all improve so that line was thought up by JB Smoove
Not that hard, Leon has a mustache and he’s a black male. Let’s be honest, a lot, NOT ALL, of black men have bad credit. See, that was easy.
Hahaha then thank God he has the courage to get it out there then. @@bloatedsodium7301
Jewish humor
@@bloatedsodium7301not true
Larry's face when Leon starts talking about a contortionist dog is hilarious
He's talking about a contortionist man. Licking balls doesn't require unusual skills among dogs
"The little MF's going to come out with a mustache and bad credit" 🤣😂
That m-effer gonna come out with a mustache and bad credit😂😂😂
gold🤣
Just like Baby Black Dynomite!
Feeding racist lines for a black guy to say doesn't mean it is not offensive. Funny, but then most racist jokes are funny even if they are offensive. This season is pretty bad for the most part.
My understanding is that this is all improv and ad-lib. The actors are making up the dialog as they go. If the actor, J.B. Smoove, came up with the line spontaneously during the scene, it makes the racism question a little more complicated.@@justgivemethetruth
@@SoFloCo-ne4rk
It's not ALL ad-lib, but a lot of it is. If it was JB's ad-lib is gross and over the top. It is so negtatively stereotyped for blacks, and that stupid blue condom hat he wears on his head, and the idea that this woman would want to have a baby with that schmuck ... pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty hard to accept. I'm happy to see another season of CYE, but this is kind of throaway season, worse than the season 11. Some funny moments though.
As far as the racism, sexism, stuff, etc, that is the point of a lot of comedians these days, to deliberately do things that people can get upset and argue about. I'm not getting upset, but it's stupid.
Biggest laughter in years at Larry's short pants. Thanks a lot!
Chicken legs and long balls don't go together so well.
@justgivemethetruth😂
JB Smoove character on CURB made this show even better since he came aboard on season 6. He's helirous.
Leon is great so was Richard Lewis. Funkhouser was the GOAT.
@@TurinTuramber I'll always remember the episode with Funkhouser's crazy sister Bam Bam.
@@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat And Geoff banging her in secret. Lol.
Curb is the only show I can remember that progressively gets better each season, it's incredible how Larry keeps coming up with hilarious premises.
@@s2Capacidade2s, Larry is a genius of comedy.
Moustache and bad credit. Classic Leon
Larry's doing some "Basic Instinct" stuff!
Damn that lady’s a genius, you get it on the side and don’t even have to lie about the child
That's Leon's wife now.
Never mess with long ball Larry.
you got long balls. change your drawers
F-ing Larry David...one of the comic geniuses in my lifetime ( 66)..never ceases to amaze me with his new ideas.... GREAT
As a writer, I wish I could pick his brain and how he comes up with all this wild stuff 😂
That poor man is going to do Hara Kiri 😂
Takahashi is the bomb! 😂🤣😂
Not a mustache and bad credit 😂
those silly black men with their bad credit and mustaches, gotta love ‘em!
Larry Long-Balls is back!
Larry going long ball is having the same effect as the MAGA hat 😂🤣
Leon was just showin balls and ready to cut.
"What us she going to do call the cops?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Every time i eat i watch curb. Thanks Larry for all the laughs ❤
J B Smoove is Smooth! Master of improve. Remember, curb doesn't have a script
That explains it. They should get one of those.
I didn't know that. So they just going off the top of the head? Oh shxt that makes it even funnier now
@@notthatadam you are a precious snowflake. If you don't like it (and you're seemingly offended by everything) why are you watching? Don't you have a safe space?
@@notthatadamthats the beauty of the show😂
@@macaronitony1991They have a general sense of where the scene is supposed to go. It's not total anarchy.
I've done the shorts..no undies for years. Works every time. Balls out baby bye bye.
🤔
best part is you get free rent/food/electricity/wifi at the prison
You’d think by now that Mr. Takahashi had seen a tuna roll.
Larry's hilarious🤣💯👍
The Return of Long Ball Larry!
Best episode of the last season so far!
Love how impressed the husband is when Larry mentions his IQ 🤣🤣
Did you catch "why"?
So it’s swinging with a different name and no condoms
If the purpose is impregnation, I think it's different from swinging.
@@SoFloCo-ne4rk yeah, notice she is not getting pregnant despite having lots of sex with other men
@@SoFloCo-ne4rk oh, i've known swingers who had impregnation as their purpose
You got long-ass balls, Larry.
Top 5 episode. I had to press pause a couple times. I couldn’t take it. Was laughing too hard
Me, too😂
Larry you're the best!
And U.S&A is the worst
Leon is friggin hilarious!!!
My second favourite part of this show is the odd comment you get that’s like *inane thing* “how do they come up with this???? “
Absolutely hilarious!
“Do you guys want a girl? Cuz if you do I’m gonna have to start eating a lot of mustard!” …. Hahaha! Ahh what now?
Haven't seen the episode yet, but I guess this is the return of Long-Ball Larry
Leon enters the scene with long legged pants. Then they became short.
LOL
At what point did he have pants on?
This is great, can you upload Larry saying Sou desu ne" behind Mr Takeshi's back with the boys from the same episode?
Leon is tremendously hilarious - what a ⭐️
That was the most random line ever!!! How does he come up with this
Beautiful lady!
Fn awesome, heeeheee!
Both legs on desk..classic.
Such a great show
"They did have an underpant lining but it perished"....looks like Larry and Alan shopped at the same sports retailer in 1982.
Jet from Gladiators to host a Millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. It must not,repeat, must not turn into an all-night rave.
"and den, you hit him with bay-gul"
Longball Larry😂
3:10 im using this move. Im not kidding - like in court
More gold!
Lucky Leon…
He finna tap dat ass
😂 what can she do that a person does?
Tooo funny. I laughed out loud with Mr. Takshsi
3:15 omfg Larry
As a member of the big Johnson community I approve of this RUclips clip
Long balls Larry
If you want a girl, I’m gonna have to start eatin’ a lotta mustard.
I swear to God if this series ends with Larry going to jail, I'm burning my DVDs.
The shorts attack!
i wonder how the howling will be pay off in the end of the season
that guy must have been dissapointed when the director told him "for the love scene it's just gonna be you alone in a dark room"
I spent about 10 seconds trying to remove the hair from my screen before I caught on. You bastard..
nice, i hope u accidentally subscribed while you were trying to smudge it away@@danstheman33
Larry Long Balls
What’s with the Coyote and her saying at the end “Mabel, did you hear a dog”?
A side plot about coyotes attacking dogs and she has a dog named Mabel, just like Susie got a puppy as a gift and they thought a coyote had mauled the puppy. The sideplot about Leon and that red head woman was kind of meh.
Was her puppy being seeded by a coyote the same time she being seeded by one.
Dam... that makes me wanna donate
Who is the redhead?
Hanna Rose May
@@chairwood🎉
Did The Big Johnson community ever admit Jeff despite his shortcomings?
Nope. So, Jeff is has picking up dates at The Special Olympics. Remember Bam Bam???
they him ass out by his little ass johnson.
I got dibbs!!
I got scraps.
Are you kidding me? Wow! Oh Wow. Did I say WOW? Holy Wow!
I remember being 21 years of age at a bar & my friend & I were talking about Curb in 2001 & him & I were the only 2 people that watched it out of the crew. Yeah, 2001 age 21 & now it is 2024, times go by, doesn’t it?! The 1st few episodes that I remember watching were Porno Gil & when Larry called that dude a Cunt playing cards. Weeks went by & then the rest of my friends caught onto Curb & it is so damn funny!
i loved "cut-and-chat".......and the "sh!t bow"
Larry is right about dogs
This is the worst thing to ever happen to the Japanese, ever.
#1 JB🎉
this was more odd than funny
More "odd"than funny....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm❓interesting comment...
Interesting and devoid of meaning
kinda like your life@@roccocupido5082
seriously, all i could think about is this is some degeneracy only white people would do
What a shit bow from Larry 😂😂😂
Mr. T will have nightmares..
I bet she can have candidates line up for miles but I guess she's looking a football star in the making
Or POTUS......
Imagine a husband agreeing to something like this. Yikes!
Becoming a more regular occurence all the time.
Larry David, you kill swan.
No
An incredible tv show .from series one I was hooked on it..outstanding 👍👊
Another brilliant and hilarious show is Fawlty Towers (John Cleese)
So what was the point at the end with the dog howling sound?
Why is Leon dressed like Robin? As in, Batman and Robin. I think it's intentional and with a reason, but can't quite articulate. Anyone?
He didnt zip his jacket at his club. Whats the deal?
How come larry didn’t dangle the “asian kid” card with takahashi! Pun intended
Leon is the best.
Arigato!!
Matthew Joooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Pets are not people.
2:27 Larry’s stick legs are like how mine used to be before I started doing barbell squats and deadlifts.
Poor Mr. Tagahashi.
Leoisms are the best!
ah, Larry does what Larry does best. The Best. Peerless comedy. It does not get any better. Unless there will be a new season (luckly 13)??? LOL......
whos the actress?
You kill swan?
I miss Mr. RICHARD KIND
What are you doing? I want the Walnut Shrimp 🍤 😆
He passed?
what's the actresses name?
would never happen
🤣🤣🤣
152?! Yikes
Bad basic Instinct. Very very bad