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  • Опубликовано: 18 фев 2024
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm
    Season 12, Episode 3
    Vertical Drop, Horizontal Tug
    Aired on HBO: 2024.02.18
    Larry’s improved golf game causes trouble with an acclaimed actor. Freddy helps his neighbors through a delicate issue.
    You can watch full episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm anytime on max: www.max.com/shows/curb-your-e...
    more Curb clips HERE: • Curb
    #cye #larrydavid #jbsmoove #curb #curbyourenthusiasm #ComedyOutpost #purpleX #fanatical

Комментарии • 239

  • @jfjoubertquebec
    @jfjoubertquebec 5 месяцев назад +456

    "A mustache and bad credit." How in the world do they think of this stuff hahaha!

    • @originalJoeKing
      @originalJoeKing 5 месяцев назад +33

      It's all improve so that line was thought up by JB Smoove

    • @bloatedsodium7301
      @bloatedsodium7301 5 месяцев назад +12

      Not that hard, Leon has a mustache and he’s a black male. Let’s be honest, a lot, NOT ALL, of black men have bad credit. See, that was easy.

    • @jfjoubertquebec
      @jfjoubertquebec 5 месяцев назад

      Hahaha then thank God he has the courage to get it out there then. @@bloatedsodium7301

    • @mdoy5667
      @mdoy5667 5 месяцев назад +2

      Jewish humor

    • @SPLASHGOD575
      @SPLASHGOD575 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@bloatedsodium7301not true

  • @maxxbarzz
    @maxxbarzz 5 месяцев назад +148

    Larry's face when Leon starts talking about a contortionist dog is hilarious

    • @WicksThings
      @WicksThings 5 месяцев назад +6

      He's talking about a contortionist man. Licking balls doesn't require unusual skills among dogs

  • @joeredman9354
    @joeredman9354 5 месяцев назад +48

    "The little MF's going to come out with a mustache and bad credit" 🤣😂

  • @matthewcarey3148
    @matthewcarey3148 5 месяцев назад +245

    That m-effer gonna come out with a mustache and bad credit😂😂😂

    • @nicholaschriss1706
      @nicholaschriss1706 5 месяцев назад +6

      gold🤣

    • @thegoat5141
      @thegoat5141 5 месяцев назад +1

      Just like Baby Black Dynomite!

    • @justgivemethetruth
      @justgivemethetruth 5 месяцев назад +1

      Feeding racist lines for a black guy to say doesn't mean it is not offensive. Funny, but then most racist jokes are funny even if they are offensive. This season is pretty bad for the most part.

    • @SoFloCo-ne4rk
      @SoFloCo-ne4rk 5 месяцев назад +4

      My understanding is that this is all improv and ad-lib. The actors are making up the dialog as they go. If the actor, J.B. Smoove, came up with the line spontaneously during the scene, it makes the racism question a little more complicated.@@justgivemethetruth

    • @justgivemethetruth
      @justgivemethetruth 5 месяцев назад

      @@SoFloCo-ne4rk
      It's not ALL ad-lib, but a lot of it is. If it was JB's ad-lib is gross and over the top. It is so negtatively stereotyped for blacks, and that stupid blue condom hat he wears on his head, and the idea that this woman would want to have a baby with that schmuck ... pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty hard to accept. I'm happy to see another season of CYE, but this is kind of throaway season, worse than the season 11. Some funny moments though.
      As far as the racism, sexism, stuff, etc, that is the point of a lot of comedians these days, to deliberately do things that people can get upset and argue about. I'm not getting upset, but it's stupid.

  • @donspigot
    @donspigot 5 месяцев назад +71

    Biggest laughter in years at Larry's short pants. Thanks a lot!

    • @justgivemethetruth
      @justgivemethetruth 5 месяцев назад +5

      Chicken legs and long balls don't go together so well.

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 5 месяцев назад

      ​@justgivemethetruth😂

  • @howardweinstein1324
    @howardweinstein1324 5 месяцев назад +46

    JB Smoove character on CURB made this show even better since he came aboard on season 6. He's helirous.

    • @TurinTuramber
      @TurinTuramber 5 месяцев назад +10

      Leon is great so was Richard Lewis. Funkhouser was the GOAT.

    • @HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat
      @HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@TurinTuramber I'll always remember the episode with Funkhouser's crazy sister Bam Bam.

    • @TurinTuramber
      @TurinTuramber 5 месяцев назад

      @@HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat And Geoff banging her in secret. Lol.

    • @s2Capacidade2s
      @s2Capacidade2s 5 месяцев назад +4

      Curb is the only show I can remember that progressively gets better each season, it's incredible how Larry keeps coming up with hilarious premises.

    • @maralynfarber2068
      @maralynfarber2068 3 месяца назад +2

      @@s2Capacidade2s, Larry is a genius of comedy.

  • @ashleybarker937
    @ashleybarker937 5 месяцев назад +47

    Moustache and bad credit. Classic Leon

  • @jeffreysmith6963
    @jeffreysmith6963 5 месяцев назад +45

    Larry's doing some "Basic Instinct" stuff!

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 5 месяцев назад +140

    Damn that lady’s a genius, you get it on the side and don’t even have to lie about the child

  • @geoffreylane5606
    @geoffreylane5606 5 месяцев назад +60

    That's Leon's wife now.

  • @jakep1979
    @jakep1979 5 месяцев назад +109

    Never mess with long ball Larry.

    • @moizzle
      @moizzle 5 месяцев назад +4

      you got long balls. change your drawers

  • @Steven-kl6lh
    @Steven-kl6lh 5 месяцев назад +41

    F-ing Larry David...one of the comic geniuses in my lifetime ( 66)..never ceases to amaze me with his new ideas.... GREAT

    • @introusas
      @introusas 4 месяца назад

      As a writer, I wish I could pick his brain and how he comes up with all this wild stuff 😂

  • @Diego-Designs
    @Diego-Designs 5 месяцев назад +37

    That poor man is going to do Hara Kiri 😂

  • @jeremygumke5150
    @jeremygumke5150 5 месяцев назад +18

    Takahashi is the bomb! 😂🤣😂

  • @stasiasmith86
    @stasiasmith86 5 месяцев назад +28

    Not a mustache and bad credit 😂

    • @bloatedsodium7301
      @bloatedsodium7301 5 месяцев назад +2

      those silly black men with their bad credit and mustaches, gotta love ‘em!

  • @richinderbyshire4779
    @richinderbyshire4779 5 месяцев назад +17

    Larry Long-Balls is back!

  • @MisfitsFiendClub138
    @MisfitsFiendClub138 5 месяцев назад +58

    Larry going long ball is having the same effect as the MAGA hat 😂🤣

  • @AnthonyPosi
    @AnthonyPosi 5 месяцев назад +18

    Leon was just showin balls and ready to cut.

  • @olufemiagbato8519
    @olufemiagbato8519 2 месяца назад +1

    "What us she going to do call the cops?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jorjerodriguez2618
    @jorjerodriguez2618 5 месяцев назад +4

    Every time i eat i watch curb. Thanks Larry for all the laughs ❤

  • @unckiev2382
    @unckiev2382 5 месяцев назад +57

    J B Smoove is Smooth! Master of improve. Remember, curb doesn't have a script

    • @notthatadam
      @notthatadam 5 месяцев назад +3

      That explains it. They should get one of those.

    • @macaronitony1991
      @macaronitony1991 5 месяцев назад +7

      I didn't know that. So they just going off the top of the head? Oh shxt that makes it even funnier now

    • @HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat
      @HoneysuckleRoseSmelledGreat 5 месяцев назад

      @@notthatadam you are a precious snowflake. If you don't like it (and you're seemingly offended by everything) why are you watching? Don't you have a safe space?

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@notthatadamthats the beauty of the show😂

    • @allanfifield8256
      @allanfifield8256 4 месяца назад +1

      @@macaronitony1991They have a general sense of where the scene is supposed to go. It's not total anarchy.

  • @jameshigginbottom3314
    @jameshigginbottom3314 5 месяцев назад +24

    I've done the shorts..no undies for years. Works every time. Balls out baby bye bye.

  • @tropictom5996
    @tropictom5996 5 месяцев назад +7

    You’d think by now that Mr. Takahashi had seen a tuna roll.

  • @POPLSEV7
    @POPLSEV7 5 месяцев назад +8

    Larry's hilarious🤣💯👍

  • @AndrewMocella
    @AndrewMocella 5 месяцев назад +6

    The Return of Long Ball Larry!

  • @soryapum7932
    @soryapum7932 5 месяцев назад +3

    Best episode of the last season so far!

  • @gguy26
    @gguy26 5 месяцев назад +18

    Love how impressed the husband is when Larry mentions his IQ 🤣🤣

    • @francus7227
      @francus7227 4 месяца назад

      Did you catch "why"?

  • @lisvender
    @lisvender 5 месяцев назад +28

    So it’s swinging with a different name and no condoms

    • @SoFloCo-ne4rk
      @SoFloCo-ne4rk 5 месяцев назад +1

      If the purpose is impregnation, I think it's different from swinging.

    • @gaguy1967
      @gaguy1967 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@SoFloCo-ne4rk yeah, notice she is not getting pregnant despite having lots of sex with other men

    • @lisvender
      @lisvender 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@SoFloCo-ne4rk oh, i've known swingers who had impregnation as their purpose

  • @AFord1981
    @AFord1981 5 месяцев назад +10

    You got long-ass balls, Larry.

  • @billsmith8961
    @billsmith8961 5 месяцев назад +17

    Top 5 episode. I had to press pause a couple times. I couldn’t take it. Was laughing too hard

  • @twatttheworldaccordingtoto4339
    @twatttheworldaccordingtoto4339 5 месяцев назад +28

    Larry you're the best!

  • @bobziadie2988
    @bobziadie2988 5 месяцев назад +15

    Leon is friggin hilarious!!!

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 5 месяцев назад +5

    My second favourite part of this show is the odd comment you get that’s like *inane thing* “how do they come up with this???? “

  • @jayjaz1873
    @jayjaz1873 5 месяцев назад +1

    Absolutely hilarious!

  • @Slikrik1212
    @Slikrik1212 5 месяцев назад +4

    “Do you guys want a girl? Cuz if you do I’m gonna have to start eating a lot of mustard!” …. Hahaha! Ahh what now?

  • @Alistairparkhurst
    @Alistairparkhurst 5 месяцев назад +2

    Haven't seen the episode yet, but I guess this is the return of Long-Ball Larry

  • @c.s.mcleod7383
    @c.s.mcleod7383 5 месяцев назад +9

    Leon enters the scene with long legged pants. Then they became short.

  • @xToxicNinjax
    @xToxicNinjax 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is great, can you upload Larry saying Sou desu ne" behind Mr Takeshi's back with the boys from the same episode?

  • @HannadayFLO
    @HannadayFLO 5 месяцев назад

    Leon is tremendously hilarious - what a ⭐️

  • @uniquesellers4862
    @uniquesellers4862 5 месяцев назад +1

    That was the most random line ever!!! How does he come up with this

  • @silverstem2964
    @silverstem2964 5 месяцев назад +5

    Beautiful lady!

  • @ernestoleitao8684
    @ernestoleitao8684 5 месяцев назад +2

    Fn awesome, heeeheee!

  • @jameshigginbottom3314
    @jameshigginbottom3314 2 месяца назад +1

    Both legs on desk..classic.

  • @charleshemphill6923
    @charleshemphill6923 5 месяцев назад

    Such a great show

  • @riseofthegammons3225
    @riseofthegammons3225 5 месяцев назад +1

    "They did have an underpant lining but it perished"....looks like Larry and Alan shopped at the same sports retailer in 1982.

    • @johngilmore697
      @johngilmore697 2 месяца назад +1

      Jet from Gladiators to host a Millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. It must not,repeat, must not turn into an all-night rave.

  • @KH4444444444N
    @KH4444444444N 3 месяца назад

    "and den, you hit him with bay-gul"

  • @ethos2781
    @ethos2781 4 месяца назад +1

    Longball Larry😂

  • @JSTNtheWZRD
    @JSTNtheWZRD 5 месяцев назад

    3:10 im using this move. Im not kidding - like in court

  • @nicholaschriss1706
    @nicholaschriss1706 5 месяцев назад

    More gold!

  • @tomwills3801
    @tomwills3801 5 месяцев назад +10

    Lucky Leon…

  • @kylorenthehusky2584
    @kylorenthehusky2584 5 месяцев назад +6

    😂 what can she do that a person does?

  • @watchingyou5003
    @watchingyou5003 3 месяца назад

    Tooo funny. I laughed out loud with Mr. Takshsi

  • @moizzle
    @moizzle 5 месяцев назад

    3:15 omfg Larry

  • @savaajsanchez8423
    @savaajsanchez8423 5 месяцев назад +1

    As a member of the big Johnson community I approve of this RUclips clip

  • @mwdrum
    @mwdrum 5 месяцев назад +1

    Long balls Larry

  • @scottvaughn9
    @scottvaughn9 5 месяцев назад +2

    If you want a girl, I’m gonna have to start eatin’ a lotta mustard.

  • @CaliforniaChristian
    @CaliforniaChristian 4 месяца назад

    I swear to God if this series ends with Larry going to jail, I'm burning my DVDs.

  • @chepad1
    @chepad1 5 месяцев назад

    The shorts attack!

  • @ashesfrombones
    @ashesfrombones 5 месяцев назад +1

    i wonder how the howling will be pay off in the end of the season

  • @Niberspace
    @Niberspace 5 месяцев назад +1

    that guy must have been dissapointed when the director told him "for the love scene it's just gonna be you alone in a dark room"

    • @danstheman33
      @danstheman33 4 месяца назад

      I spent about 10 seconds trying to remove the hair from my screen before I caught on. You bastard..

    • @Niberspace
      @Niberspace 4 месяца назад

      nice, i hope u accidentally subscribed while you were trying to smudge it away@@danstheman33

  • @jwinslow5661
    @jwinslow5661 4 месяца назад +1

    Larry Long Balls

  • @arthurtwoshedsjackson6266
    @arthurtwoshedsjackson6266 5 месяцев назад +3

    What’s with the Coyote and her saying at the end “Mabel, did you hear a dog”?

    • @KTK44
      @KTK44 5 месяцев назад +4

      A side plot about coyotes attacking dogs and she has a dog named Mabel, just like Susie got a puppy as a gift and they thought a coyote had mauled the puppy. The sideplot about Leon and that red head woman was kind of meh.

    • @dinobm13
      @dinobm13 2 месяца назад

      Was her puppy being seeded by a coyote the same time she being seeded by one.

  • @kennyjames2126
    @kennyjames2126 4 месяца назад

    Dam... that makes me wanna donate

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 5 месяцев назад +14

    Who is the redhead?

    • @chairwood
      @chairwood 5 месяцев назад +8

      Hanna Rose May

    • @HPS321
      @HPS321 2 месяца назад +1

      @@chairwood🎉

  • @saulchapnick1566
    @saulchapnick1566 5 месяцев назад +15

    Did The Big Johnson community ever admit Jeff despite his shortcomings?

    • @francus7227
      @francus7227 4 месяца назад

      Nope. So, Jeff is has picking up dates at The Special Olympics. Remember Bam Bam???

    • @aidanmccarthy9249
      @aidanmccarthy9249 4 месяца назад

      they him ass out by his little ass johnson.

  • @NoName-up1px
    @NoName-up1px 5 месяцев назад +1

    I got dibbs!!

  • @craigjasper2502
    @craigjasper2502 3 месяца назад

    Are you kidding me? Wow! Oh Wow. Did I say WOW? Holy Wow!

  • @PauliePinch13
    @PauliePinch13 4 месяца назад +1

    I remember being 21 years of age at a bar & my friend & I were talking about Curb in 2001 & him & I were the only 2 people that watched it out of the crew. Yeah, 2001 age 21 & now it is 2024, times go by, doesn’t it?! The 1st few episodes that I remember watching were Porno Gil & when Larry called that dude a Cunt playing cards. Weeks went by & then the rest of my friends caught onto Curb & it is so damn funny!

  • @stephenkarlowicz9033
    @stephenkarlowicz9033 4 месяца назад +1

    i loved "cut-and-chat".......and the "sh!t bow"

  • @CinemascapeReview
    @CinemascapeReview 5 месяцев назад +6

    Larry is right about dogs

  • @floppyfairy99
    @floppyfairy99 5 месяцев назад +4

    This is the worst thing to ever happen to the Japanese, ever.

  • @dennisgreene2544
    @dennisgreene2544 5 месяцев назад +1

    #1 JB🎉

  • @mjb9984
    @mjb9984 5 месяцев назад +14

    this was more odd than funny

    • @roccocupido5082
      @roccocupido5082 5 месяцев назад

      More "odd"than funny....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm❓interesting comment...
      Interesting and devoid of meaning

    • @mjb9984
      @mjb9984 5 месяцев назад

      kinda like your life@@roccocupido5082

    • @DixieFaukner
      @DixieFaukner 5 месяцев назад

      seriously, all i could think about is this is some degeneracy only white people would do

  • @phlintify
    @phlintify 5 месяцев назад

    What a shit bow from Larry 😂😂😂

  • @rixvspinner
    @rixvspinner 3 месяца назад

    Mr. T will have nightmares..

  • @jwaynes71
    @jwaynes71 5 месяцев назад +1

    I bet she can have candidates line up for miles but I guess she's looking a football star in the making

  • @johnr5252
    @johnr5252 4 месяца назад +2

    Imagine a husband agreeing to something like this. Yikes!

  • @crochunter35
    @crochunter35 5 месяцев назад +10

    Larry David, you kill swan.

  • @ssmmothers
    @ssmmothers 5 месяцев назад +10

    An incredible tv show .from series one I was hooked on it..outstanding 👍👊

  • @Annapana4
    @Annapana4 5 месяцев назад +4

    Another brilliant and hilarious show is Fawlty Towers (John Cleese)

  • @NIGEHOOD2
    @NIGEHOOD2 4 месяца назад

    So what was the point at the end with the dog howling sound?

  • @OutofideasYT
    @OutofideasYT 5 месяцев назад +1

    Why is Leon dressed like Robin? As in, Batman and Robin. I think it's intentional and with a reason, but can't quite articulate. Anyone?

  • @TomRelic
    @TomRelic Месяц назад

    He didnt zip his jacket at his club. Whats the deal?

  • @ashwinoashwin
    @ashwinoashwin 5 месяцев назад

    How come larry didn’t dangle the “asian kid” card with takahashi! Pun intended

  • @fistyann8434
    @fistyann8434 2 месяца назад

    Leon is the best.

  • @artuvwar
    @artuvwar 4 месяца назад

    Arigato!!

  • @Wordsareprayers
    @Wordsareprayers 5 месяцев назад

    Matthew Joooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @answerman9933
    @answerman9933 5 месяцев назад +1

    Pets are not people.

  • @aroundandround
    @aroundandround 5 месяцев назад +2

    2:27 Larry’s stick legs are like how mine used to be before I started doing barbell squats and deadlifts.

  • @sveerdlov1917
    @sveerdlov1917 2 месяца назад

    Poor Mr. Tagahashi.

  • @watchingyou5003
    @watchingyou5003 3 месяца назад

    Leoisms are the best!

  • @yuribudilov5638
    @yuribudilov5638 5 месяцев назад +7

    ah, Larry does what Larry does best. The Best. Peerless comedy. It does not get any better. Unless there will be a new season (luckly 13)??? LOL......

  • @cbisjr
    @cbisjr 5 месяцев назад +2

    whos the actress?

  • @Ukraineaissance2014
    @Ukraineaissance2014 4 месяца назад +2

    You kill swan?

  • @nedeljkomrkic408
    @nedeljkomrkic408 5 месяцев назад +6

    I miss Mr. RICHARD KIND

  • @TheNickyVera
    @TheNickyVera 4 месяца назад +1

    what's the actresses name?

  • @tarawillis3995
    @tarawillis3995 4 месяца назад +1

    would never happen

  • @prodyutdas78
    @prodyutdas78 5 месяцев назад

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Farmgoth
    @Farmgoth 5 месяцев назад

    152?! Yikes

  • @ChubbyChecker182
    @ChubbyChecker182 5 месяцев назад +3

    Bad basic Instinct. Very very bad