CORRECTIONS Episode 110: Week of Monday, August 19

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like "candies" being called "lollies" in New Zealand and Dunkin' Donuts switching to just Dunkin'.
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Комментарии • 2 тыс.

  • @Catherinzsl
    @Catherinzsl 20 дней назад +664

    As a New Zealand jackal, I'm pleased Seth mentioned us so many times in this episode. Also, *CORRECTION:* We don't do everything backwards; we do everything upside down.

    • @SerendipityChild
      @SerendipityChild 20 дней назад +29

      😢 I really want to make a joke about sheep looking the same any way up because they're adorable floof clouds, but I'm an Aussie and we do the NZ/sheep line too much

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 20 дней назад +24

      ​I love that the sheep jokes are good-natured ribbing between you, but the Pavlova still makes you draw blood

    • @SerendipityChild
      @SerendipityChild 20 дней назад +16

      @LindaC616 Ana Pavlova was the first person from Europe to come and perform in Australia and New Zealand. Her tour culturally opened us up to the world, made us a destination other artists would come to .. forever grateful, the dessert named for her is part of the national dish 💕

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 20 дней назад +10

      @@SerendipityChild but.....which "national" dish....😄

    • @SerendipityChild
      @SerendipityChild 20 дней назад +13

      @@LindaC616 to prevent bloodshed: no comment, friend.

  • @christinegarrett7257
    @christinegarrett7257 20 дней назад +570

    Seth on hiatus almost always means that things are going to be even more insane. For the good of the country, Late Night cannot go on another hiatus until sanity returns.

    • @marcopaulo5052
      @marcopaulo5052 20 дней назад +20

      More insane than Mike Lindell shaving his mustache!?

    • @cbpd89
      @cbpd89 20 дней назад +26

      I assume RFK Jr is going to do something even more nuts than the bear thing this week just because Seth won't be on air to cover it.

    • @cmorris9494
      @cmorris9494 20 дней назад +13

      We are getting another 30 minute closer look

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 20 дней назад

      @@cmorris9494 A prime time Closer Look the day after the Presidential debate!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 20 дней назад

      @@cmorris9494 In prime time!

  • @dhayesclark26
    @dhayesclark26 20 дней назад +289

    Correction reception! I have never felt more seen than having my humble little "correction correction!" about Data making it in an episode. As both a nerd and a Jackal, i feel like i have recieved the equivalent of an EGOT.

    • @SerendipityChild
      @SerendipityChild 20 дней назад +27

      here is your 1st reply .. I hope it gets to 51 again

    • @marcopaulo5052
      @marcopaulo5052 20 дней назад +16

      Data is a single entity and really should be corrected to Datum. Let’s correct everything!

    • @SerendipityChild
      @SerendipityChild 20 дней назад +6

      @marcopaulo5052 ooh .. that's one to think about. Is he an individual or a collection 🤔 I love how scifi is moral thought experiments cos-playing as entertainment

    • @clarewillison9379
      @clarewillison9379 20 дней назад +1

      🎉🎉🎉

    • @hhunstad2011
      @hhunstad2011 20 дней назад

      😃

  • @Th3K1ngK00p4
    @Th3K1ngK00p4 20 дней назад +189

    I agree Seth, having to call it "Dunkin" instead of "Dunkin Donuts" is like having to call it "X" instead of "Twitter" -- ain't happenin'

    • @billm6730
      @billm6730 17 дней назад

      True. Except Dunkin’ didn’t become a shithole filled with the worst of humanity run by a petulant man-child. I don’t think anyway. Maybe we should start referring to it as X. Twitter, as we knew it, is dead.

    • @Rechanmole
      @Rechanmole 16 дней назад +4

      My god, Elon messed up donuts too?!

    • @billm6730
      @billm6730 16 дней назад +2

      @@Rechanmole You know he would though.

    • @pm_mick9914
      @pm_mick9914 16 дней назад +2

      I call it "X". I see it as a form of malicious compliance.

    • @kcbowman4042
      @kcbowman4042 11 дней назад +1

      Dunkter? Xnuts?

  • @JeEs-f1m
    @JeEs-f1m 19 дней назад +38

    I love that Corrections always feels like a personal thank you from Seth to his staff. This one made me cry. I'm so madsad at NBC. The 8G literally sets the tone for the best show on TV. We love you, 8G Band!

  • @maryroberts589
    @maryroberts589 20 дней назад +315

    "Not today" was the perfect callback to one of the earliest, if not the first, corrections!

    • @AngryAuditor
      @AngryAuditor 20 дней назад +20

      @maryroberts589 At this point, Seth references to Legos, Kinkos, and podiums all have ascended to Uncorrectable status. EDIT: also calling the monster Frankenstein! How could I forget that constant "y" in his side?

    • @squee599
      @squee599 18 дней назад +5

      @@AngryAuditor omg the y bit took me a minute, that was a deep cut! I love it when Seth throws back to the classics! 😅

    • @gratefuljackal8183
      @gratefuljackal8183 17 дней назад +1

      Loved it! 💙🐾🐾

    • @bgmac1219
      @bgmac1219 17 дней назад +3

      actually forgot it was a callback at first, thought he was seriously on the brink of tears or anger or both...

  • @LiaKozatch
    @LiaKozatch 20 дней назад +239

    That send off for the band was beautiful and awesome.

  • @Sileonex123
    @Sileonex123 20 дней назад +322

    This is quite possibly, beyond anyone's opinion, the most genius melding of a brilliant comedy writer, who obviously was itchin to write jokes in a slightly different voice from Late Nite, his want to connect further with his faithful followers, and in a way that hasn't really been taken on before that I'm aware of...just genius on levels that are rarely hit

    • @nannerz1994
      @nannerz1994 20 дней назад +43

      I love everything that Seth does and honestly especially post COVID He has really made this show incredibly unique by using his own brand of comedy and having wonderful writers, many who He has known from his SNL days

    • @DetroitLew
      @DetroitLew 20 дней назад +15

      Best review currently online about anything! 😂💯❤️

    • @TheOldHippiebilly
      @TheOldHippiebilly 20 дней назад +14

      Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes!

    • @neebs929
      @neebs929 20 дней назад +21

      I love it so much. It's like jokes with my closest friends that I've never met. It's so wonderfully personal.

    • @TheOldHippiebilly
      @TheOldHippiebilly 20 дней назад

      @@neebs929 ...and yes!

  • @Dothebartman53
    @Dothebartman53 20 дней назад +123

    From a music teacher: It's spelled timbre, but pronounced tam-ber. Timber is something you yell when a tree falls.

    • @phelan_pt
      @phelan_pt 18 дней назад +6

      #Correction 🐾

    • @ayelucyjay
      @ayelucyjay 18 дней назад +5

      Thank you for what your do, music teachers are incredible gifts to the world!!

    • @martinjohnfox
      @martinjohnfox 18 дней назад

      Your voice can have a timbre but it not be pronounced stupidly though... right?

    • @Reliken
      @Reliken 17 дней назад

      Who are you, my girlfriend?!

    • @Ron-Ayres
      @Ron-Ayres 17 дней назад +5

      It's pronounced _TAM-bruh_ with the 'r' rolled slightly.
      The second syllable is not 'ber' - that reverses the order of the letters.
      Don't get me started on _Notre Dame._ 🙃

  • @AlessandroBaroni
    @AlessandroBaroni 20 дней назад +249

    Correction: You won't see us in two weeks, we'll see you in two weeks. I think we've been over this...

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 20 дней назад +10

      But we won't see him if he's become a phantasm or spectre in the meantime; in that case, he will have to rely solely on prop comedy, like the pillow thing.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 20 дней назад +21

      At this point however, it behooves me to point out that actually Seth does ‘see us’ in the form of of textual leavings (Jackal scat). If not catching a full glimpse of us he is at least hot on our trail

    • @InformationLiesAtTheEdges
      @InformationLiesAtTheEdges 18 дней назад +3

      Not today.

    • @Slainte-Mhath
      @Slainte-Mhath 18 дней назад

      Sounds like what the old person grammar police would say.
      It is a turn of phrase not a literal statement, get over it.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 18 дней назад +13

      @@Slainte-Mhath Have you ever been here before? "Old-person grammar police" is our mission statement.

  • @BenTolliver
    @BenTolliver 20 дней назад +522

    The pillow bit damn near killed me. Bravo, Seth.

    • @calvin013
      @calvin013 20 дней назад +11

      I must have missed something on this one. What is the deal? Hope to get the answer.

    • @moonkey537
      @moonkey537 20 дней назад +34

      ​@@calvin013 Gotta go back and watch all episodes 😂😂😂

    • @moonkey537
      @moonkey537 20 дней назад +41

      ​@@calvin013JK a long time ago they had a joke and the sound effect was off... And now that is the joke

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 20 дней назад +51

      @@calvin013it’s super hard to explain, but because Australia and New Zealand are ahead of the U.S., sound effects coming from there would be heard before the visual would be seen. It’s a multi-Correction thing. Hilarious but hard to explain!

    • @olympae5327
      @olympae5327 20 дней назад +5

      Same, I can't believe I doubled over on that!

  • @THEDavetor
    @THEDavetor 20 дней назад +268

    100% approve the pillow callback

  • @jasonezzell6901
    @jasonezzell6901 20 дней назад +344

    We will miss you, Fred and 8G Band. Thank you for everything.

    • @jayo8281
      @jayo8281 20 дней назад +14

      I'm sorry, but what happened?

    • @jasonezzell6901
      @jasonezzell6901 20 дней назад +69

      @@jayo8281 Budget cuts. No more live band. Today was the last show with them.

    • @samanjj
      @samanjj 20 дней назад

      Travesty

    • @scarletspidernz
      @scarletspidernz 20 дней назад

      @@jasonezzell6901 😢

    • @SerendipityChild
      @SerendipityChild 20 дней назад +4

      💕

  • @user-wo7ih5if7b
    @user-wo7ih5if7b 20 дней назад +74

    I can't get my wife to watch "Corrections" with me. She says "It's just an excuse for Seth to be on camera telling jokes to his staff so they can laugh at him." But I defend Seth! I say "Well Duuuu-uuuh!"

    • @marcopaulo5052
      @marcopaulo5052 20 дней назад +13

      Divorce is the correction in this instance.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 20 дней назад +5

      ​@@marcopaulo5052 That's a bit extreme. I recommend starting with A Clockwork Orange-style conditioning, but pairing the viewing of Corrections with something nice, like s'mores. Yum, s'mores!

    • @maxfieldstanton4541
      @maxfieldstanton4541 20 дней назад +1

      Seth isn't telling jokes to his staff; Seth never tells jokes.

    • @Michael-Masi-2021
      @Michael-Masi-2021 18 дней назад

      You need a new wife.

    • @El-wv1tf
      @El-wv1tf 17 дней назад

      Those spouses just don't get it. Same thing for my husband.

  • @porcelina_zero
    @porcelina_zero 20 дней назад +58

    This is the first time Lego(s) have ever made me cry.
    Godspeed and fair winds, 8G Band.

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 20 дней назад +310

    Aww, for how the crew all said "aww" for the Legos band.

    • @pasmithesq
      @pasmithesq 20 дней назад +20

      Lego!

    • @christineday3245
      @christineday3245 20 дней назад +54

      @@pasmithesq Not today!

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 20 дней назад +11

      ​@@christineday3245 Yes, today.

    • @marcopaulo5052
      @marcopaulo5052 20 дней назад +20

      You know a recession is coming for the country when a major network has to cut an indie band from a late-late night talk show.

    • @porcelina_zero
      @porcelina_zero 20 дней назад +9

      so sweet. I love that the Lego band will stay on his desk.

  • @ravenouscadaver8
    @ravenouscadaver8 20 дней назад +603

    Seth, EVERYONE knows that the death of Harambe is responsible for the creation of the darkest timeline.

    • @ancillea3998
      @ancillea3998 20 дней назад +60

      I was shocked that he didn’t understand this

    • @jefffoy530
      @jefffoy530 20 дней назад +21

      Facts

    • @kolcs
      @kolcs 20 дней назад +26

      It is known.

    • @dominikbeitat4450
      @dominikbeitat4450 20 дней назад +38

      Wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong! David Bowie was KNOWN to hold together the fabric of reality, and he left BEFORE Harambe's untimely demise!

    • @Rohinthas
      @Rohinthas 20 дней назад

      Proof that Seth is out of touch with the everyday internet-asshole! Sad!

  • @alekshewitt
    @alekshewitt 20 дней назад +82

    "Oh, you're right" is the official tagline for corrections now

  • @Dermatillomaniac
    @Dermatillomaniac 20 дней назад +64

    Seth forgot to mention that RFK Jr. was driving away from a day of *FALCONING* …you know, as one does 🤔

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 19 дней назад +12

      ​​@@Dermatillomaniac I often go falconing, and then dine at swanky NYC steak houses. And I often pick up road kill on the way, with plans for eating it later. But when I get short of time and have to dump the carcass in Central Park, I never dump a bike too. That's littering! No, I stage my dead bear dumps to look like Mafia hits, like a civilized person.

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 18 дней назад +2

      @@Dermatillomaniac I mean falconers do I guess…although probs more of an amuse bouche to JFKJr

    • @JeremyForTheWin
      @JeremyForTheWin 16 дней назад +1

      Truly one of us

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 16 дней назад +2

      Why the f I remembered that as hawking? Eh, probably cause both birdings are way out of my tax bracket 😅

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 16 дней назад +2

      @@chrissiek8706 no Hawking was blackholes and the problem of quantum gravity

  • @InformationLiesAtTheEdges
    @InformationLiesAtTheEdges 16 дней назад +19

    The deadpan nonchalance with which Seth dropped the pillow on his desk is what makes this bit so great. No explanation, make of it what you will, no context (except for those who understand the callback). It's why Corrections continues to entertain, perplex, enthrall and resonate with the Jackal Community and go where no late night show dares to go. Bravo!

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl 20 дней назад +139

    Thank you, 8G Band!

  • @kevinfitzpatrick444
    @kevinfitzpatrick444 20 дней назад +318

    The "leave him alone" guy in Animal Flubs completely sent me

    • @franciet99
      @franciet99 20 дней назад +39

      Lutz!

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 20 дней назад +17

      Sometimes, I regret reading the comments before I watch the whole segment.

    • @alias093001
      @alias093001 20 дней назад +17

      It was definitely one of the best Animal Flubs. Love Lutz.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 20 дней назад +5

      ​@@AbsurdlyGeeky I had go stop doing that a couple weeks back, it's messing with my ADHD but I laugh harder.

    • @SilentBob731
      @SilentBob731 20 дней назад +6

      I...want....Blimpy's!

  • @jjunture
    @jjunture 20 дней назад +147

    “Wanna smizza some crizza mizza” is my favorite Snoop Dogg bar.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 20 дней назад +9

      Fo'shizzle

    • @WAMTAT
      @WAMTAT 20 дней назад +10

      As a kiwi I can confirm we 100 percent sound like that

    • @AshleyVN
      @AshleyVN 20 дней назад +5

      @@WAMTAT If Crystal Meth in NZ is not Crizza Mizza, it is now...

    • @MariaVosa
      @MariaVosa 20 дней назад +6

      It's not a Snoop Dogg song though, it's Snoop Dingo

    • @dctaylor480
      @dctaylor480 20 дней назад +5

      @@AshleyVN Yeah, but you gotta pronounce it "Cruzza Muzza" for it to be authentic.

  • @jlcl96
    @jlcl96 20 дней назад +17

    Oh, man. I’ve never teared up during Corrections before. Your whole show is the best. Thank you all for your generosity and wit. I’m sorry about the band.

  • @dannybluez253
    @dannybluez253 20 дней назад +92

    Correction Notice:
    So my girlfriend and I thought it would be fun to do our own form of corrections, where we would light heartedly recap mistakes we made last week, very much in the spirit corrections. I am currently watching a six part documentary on my last week produced by my girlfriend and narrated by Werner Herzog.

  • @jeremypsychrock
    @jeremypsychrock 20 дней назад +107

    Cathode Race Theory! This is easily the best segment on the internet.

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 19 дней назад +3

      But seriously, they shouldn't be teaching CRT in kindergarten. Little kids could break expensive electronics.

    • @Imeatingchocolate
      @Imeatingchocolate 17 дней назад

      @@sherinameless1618 Only old people use the word "electronics". Are you old?

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 17 дней назад +1

      @@Imeatingchocolate Yes. And since only old people know what cathode ray tubes are, and could get the joke, it worked out well. 🙂

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie 17 дней назад +2

      But Critical Ray Tubes sounds way cooler

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie 17 дней назад +1

      In an alternative universe, "Critical Ray Tubes" are cylindrical tubes where light rays need only enter at one end at less than half of the maximum incident angle to guarantee total internal reflection and virtually infinite lossless propagation through the length of the cylinder, but in this anachronistic timeline scientists were afraid their research would be politicized due to potential confusion with the politically explosive term Critical Race Theory, so they went with the neologism "optical fiber" or "fiber optics" instead

  • @DeepSubmerge
    @DeepSubmerge 20 дней назад +49

    That pillow has to be the furthest callback I actually remembered without having to think about it or look it up!😂

  • @EthanShalev
    @EthanShalev 20 дней назад +61

    I love how both Star Trek & Lego have become running gags.
    Two of my favorite things, on my favorite weekly RUclips program.
    Makes me feel like us nerdy jackals have really found a home here.

    • @davidg3944
      @davidg3944 20 дней назад +7

      Greetings, fellow Futurama nerd who also happens to love Corrections!

  • @philipwhite397
    @philipwhite397 20 дней назад +11

    So, dude, I can't stress this enough: Australian is "On blimey Sheryl's gone mad and bought a bunch of Macca's while we already had a shrimp on the barbie with bikkies". And New Zealand is "Aw bro. Aw bro. It's Cuh-rys-tal meff bro". And US is "Crystal Meth and UK is "Oh, quite a quandary"

  • @idiatico
    @idiatico 20 дней назад +16

    The Harambe comment is about a meme saying Harambe's death caused us to go into this alternate timeline where stuff like Trump becoming president and covid 19 happened.

    • @Michael-Masi-2021
      @Michael-Masi-2021 18 дней назад

      We are living in a back to the future movie, and Trump is Biff Tannon.

  • @ixhilkalaskiiver792
    @ixhilkalaskiiver792 20 дней назад +58

    I'm so glad I found this channel like a year ago or more. I can't even imagine not watching Seth now.

  • @ShawnHartmann-ul2qk
    @ShawnHartmann-ul2qk 20 дней назад +122

    I’ve lived in “bear county” off and on for decades. Some Black Bears are brown, and some Brown Bears are black, but they’re still easy to tell apart.
    You just have to climb up a tree.
    If it climbs up after you and eats you, it’s a Black Bear. If it pushes the tree over and eats you, it’s a Brown Bear.

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk 20 дней назад +16

      Living in bear country, you probably already know to wear bells so you don't surprise them, and to carry bear repellent mace just in case.
      (Btw, if you want to know what type of bears are around, you can tell by their scat. Black bear scat looks like clumps of berries and has an earthy odor, while brown bear scat looks like poop covered bells and has a mace odor.)

    • @petermoller8337
      @petermoller8337 20 дней назад +5

      Koalas are not bears!
      🇦🇺🥹

    • @nannerz1994
      @nannerz1994 20 дней назад

      If it's black fight back
      if it's brown lay down
      If it's white good night

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 20 дней назад +11

      ​@chonqmonk every time someone mentions bear bells, there's someone calling them "dinner bells"

    • @carolz5090
      @carolz5090 20 дней назад +9

      Good to know! It’s important to be able to correctly identify the type of bear that’s in the process of eating you, I’m sure that makes all the difference. 🐻

  • @ianphillipchuk1343
    @ianphillipchuk1343 20 дней назад +129

    Oh my goodness yes. New corrections. Rejoice fellow jackals.

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 20 дней назад +8

      But going on break again - I can't believe it! I wonder what earth shattering events will be happening as of this weekend.

    • @TheOldHippiebilly
      @TheOldHippiebilly 20 дней назад +5

      ​@@lenkacfk7155Haha! So true! Now I'm a little apprehensive.

  • @MRICCI8
    @MRICCI8 20 дней назад +19

    This is an A-1 Corrections episode, it might be the one for next year's Emmys.

  • @fetlock
    @fetlock 20 дней назад +21

    My favorite is his disgust at the poser goblin.

  • @Lu_Woods
    @Lu_Woods 20 дней назад +130

    Corrections is always the best nightcap on a historic Thursday evening.
    Or any Thursday really. ; )

    • @nannerz1994
      @nannerz1994 20 дней назад +3

      Except for the Thursdays where it's not on

    • @cmorris9494
      @cmorris9494 20 дней назад +2

      Friday morning for me

    • @Lu_Woods
      @Lu_Woods 14 дней назад +2

      @@nannerz1994 right? ...soooo many Hiatus's...er...Hiatai?. What's the plural of Hiatus?
      Sabbatical? ; )

  • @carmeldebertaut5736
    @carmeldebertaut5736 20 дней назад +58

    You were right to ask why didn't anybody tell you not to wear the hat. Shoemaker told you after the fact.

  • @l0zz1em0zzi3
    @l0zz1em0zzi3 20 дней назад +136

    opening my laptop to find a new episode of corrections is more effective than my antidepressants

  • @NITE_SHIFTING
    @NITE_SHIFTING 20 дней назад +23

    Going on hiatus again.... Every parent should be like "See, Seth goes on hiatus every month. If you apply yourself and get into a good school you might get a late night show and take breaks whenever you want."

  • @Cynt3r
    @Cynt3r 20 дней назад +11

    One of the best Corrections so far, and I've been here since the beginning!

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth 20 дней назад +65

    1:37 CORRECTION: that word is not pronounced like a bunch of wood, waiting to be processed. It is pronounced: TAMbur. It is a French word, and if you ask any reputable voice coach, you will find I am correct.🤗My contribution to this week’s corrections.💋

    • @pleappleappleap
      @pleappleappleap 20 дней назад +10

      I came here for exactly this.

    • @iwaspaidtoflywithyoubatman
      @iwaspaidtoflywithyoubatman 20 дней назад +1

      👏

    • @elenah9950
      @elenah9950 20 дней назад +4

      🙏 I will carry this knowledge forward, I was saying it like Seth (in my head, I don't think I ever uttered it aloud)

    • @vivianjones9749
      @vivianjones9749 19 дней назад

      @@pleappleappleapsame here!

    • @jamescurran64
      @jamescurran64 19 дней назад +3

      Same thought here… though I don’t agree with the “TAMbur” pronunciation guide: it’s “timbre” with a silent e and a stronger, arguably rolled “r”… maybe TAMbrr?

  • @VividLunaZ
    @VividLunaZ 20 дней назад +51

    "Which means YOU are not a goblin" 😂😂

  • @ollieoliver3356
    @ollieoliver3356 20 дней назад +86

    When I finally meet Seth, our exchange will be brief.
    Me: Seth Meyers! It's so nice to finally meet you!
    Seth: You are not a goblin!

    • @ericgen5022
      @ericgen5022 20 дней назад +4

      Points!

    • @erikg8526
      @erikg8526 20 дней назад +11

      You: And YOU will NEVER get ANY of my JEWELS!! They're my jewels, MINE!!

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 19 дней назад +1

      I feel he would reply "ah! A goblin" to me

  • @theparadoxicaltouristtrave9320
    @theparadoxicaltouristtrave9320 20 дней назад +17

    0:11 i felt the lightness in the air at right then.

  • @theparadoxicaltouristtrave9320
    @theparadoxicaltouristtrave9320 20 дней назад +7

    Given the last few bits of news during hiatus, if seth comes back in two weeks to explain why harumbe has 69% in the polls, y'all now know that i called it.

  • @Ken-1313
    @Ken-1313 20 дней назад +43

    Farewell 8G Band. I am glad you will live on in LEGO form.

  • @andrew66862
    @andrew66862 20 дней назад +535

    Correction: "timbre" is pronounced differently from "timber." And neither can be used to describe the tone of *written* text.

    • @christopherrutherford6953
      @christopherrutherford6953 20 дней назад +54

      This is too obvious an error (by someone who uses his voice for a living) not to be a set up. Surely he thought of a punchline related to the word timbre and just needs us suckers to let him tell it.
      In the bright side it’s guaranteed to be a reaaal good joke.

    • @StuartGelin
      @StuartGelin 20 дней назад +29

      ​@@christopherrutherford6953Timbre says what

    • @poshradical
      @poshradical 20 дней назад +22

      Timbre is the richness of your vocal tone. It's pronounced Tamber

    • @nardisify
      @nardisify 20 дней назад +34

      Shoemaker: "Sounds like somebody is having a Timbre Tantrum...."

    • @jeanee1228
      @jeanee1228 20 дней назад +9

      Knew this one was coming lol

  • @francesbigelow4060
    @francesbigelow4060 20 дней назад +42

    Correction: the first syllable of the word "timbre" is not pronounced with an "i" sound as in "Tim", but with an "a" sound as in "tambourine". It's a common mistake, but a mistake nonetheless.

    • @polcommwatcher
      @polcommwatcher 19 дней назад +2

      Yes!

    • @jbstein
      @jbstein 19 дней назад +1

      I was also thinking this!!

    • @Ron-Ayres
      @Ron-Ayres 17 дней назад

      And the second syllable is not 'ber' - that reverses the order of the letters.
      It's pronounced _TAM-bruh_ with the 'r' rolled slightly.
      Don't get me started on 'Notre Dame'. 🙃

  • @lizrosabassoon
    @lizrosabassoon 20 дней назад +6

    15:45 so glad they will be immortalized on the desk ❤️ what a legendary run

  • @hrmmmmmm
    @hrmmmmmm 20 дней назад +16

    it's dunkin donuts, and i'm never going to call twitter "x"

  • @_nquisitor_
    @_nquisitor_ 20 дней назад +20

    Deep down, Seth must really love us Jackals since he saves his best material for this wonderful internet nonsense ❤❤❤

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 19 дней назад +5

      While he hates us, he loves Corrections. He said in a recent interview that it's by far his favorite thing to do, and it lets him be his real self.

    • @_nquisitor_
      @_nquisitor_ 19 дней назад +2

      @@sherinameless1618 Deep down though, he loves us. He’s just not ready to admit it yet. 😉

    • @Michael-Masi-2021
      @Michael-Masi-2021 18 дней назад +1

      He really really wants an Emmy

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 20 дней назад +53

    5:21 I've missed the "pillow with the density of a dying star" bit

    • @nik8378
      @nik8378 20 дней назад +17

      Started out as a correction to a desk gag wherein Seth was mocking MyPillow - the correction was that the sound was a little too late. Seth justified this by saying that their sound team is based in Australia. Another correction came in saying that due to the way time zones work, Australian sound technicians wouldn’t be too late but rather too early. Thus the sound preceding the pillow drop.

    • @BinocularRivalry
      @BinocularRivalry 19 дней назад

      ​@@nik8378absolute genius

  • @clydebrogue718
    @clydebrogue718 20 дней назад +45

    The joy this segment gives me

  • @chrisross8301
    @chrisross8301 20 дней назад +22

    Correction on a correction. "Mail it in" is perfectly fine for a Gen-X to use because we were born before everyone had a phone. We used mail it in all of the time. Some Millennial who has never mailed a letter tried to correct you.

    • @katsong3302
      @katsong3302 20 дней назад +3

      and lucky many of us MAIL in our ballots!

    • @Michael-Masi-2021
      @Michael-Masi-2021 18 дней назад

      FFS does every single moment of your American existence revolve around politics? ​@@katsong3302

    • @erikg8526
      @erikg8526 12 дней назад

      Hey man, millenials are right after you! We mailed a lot of letters too, our last year is 2000 I believe...

  • @LivinMyJeffLife
    @LivinMyJeffLife 20 дней назад +45

    8:10 can sum up all of Corrections in a nutshell😂😂🦊🦊

  • @user-by9hf4jh3y
    @user-by9hf4jh3y 20 дней назад +34

    STOP TAKING BREAKS, we cannot handle it!!!!!!

  • @luna3120
    @luna3120 20 дней назад +42

    Also grew up in New England. If we are going to shorten Dunkin Donuts to anything it will be 'Dunks'😂

    • @eternalcow5057
      @eternalcow5057 20 дней назад +3

      It legitimately infuriates me that they didn't put an S at the end 😂 I've heard Dunks, Dunkins, and Dunkies, but Dunkin' is just ridiculous. Who would ever say that.

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie 17 дней назад

      My guess is that the American ear is already preäcclimated tp "Dunkin" because it sounds like the common proper name Duncan

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie 17 дней назад

      *to

  • @janettedarlington4152
    @janettedarlington4152 19 дней назад +5

    Does any else think when Seth does bedtime stories with his kids by the end it’s basically the animal flubs

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 19 дней назад +2

      Seth's new children's book is going to be "Beddy Time, Bub, Now Some Animal Flubs."

    • @Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus
      @Ann-snowshoeingonEnceladus 18 дней назад

      Yes! He's probably such a fun dad, especially at storytime!

  • @ProudPapaJD
    @ProudPapaJD 20 дней назад +7

    Pure bliss episode. I’m still smiling, and I haven’t had much to smile about for years.

  • @AngryAuditor
    @AngryAuditor 20 дней назад +69

    If you have two broken bicycles in the back of your van, is that a Schwinn-Schwinn situation?

    • @davidg3944
      @davidg3944 20 дней назад +2

      Schwinn! I am not worthy...

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 20 дней назад +1

      Not for the bear.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 20 дней назад +1

      YOU THINK THAT'S A SCHWINN!!

    • @KingOfAllJackals
      @KingOfAllJackals 20 дней назад +5

      As KingOfAllJackals,
      I hereby nominate this for Surprise Inspection! #makeitso

    • @marcopaulo5052
      @marcopaulo5052 20 дней назад +6

      @@simond.455Don’t get all Huffy.

  • @edisonaardvark2163
    @edisonaardvark2163 20 дней назад +22

    Best Corrections in history. 🎉🎉🎉 To quote the great Abraham Lincoln, " Better than a night at the theater. "

  • @Yarnofthewild
    @Yarnofthewild 20 дней назад +17

    my favorite part of the week is when an unhinged episode of corrections airs

  • @paulkim8539
    @paulkim8539 20 дней назад +6

    Seth continues to make fun of Star Trek fans, never pausing to ask why he attracts so many of them

  • @benellison3611
    @benellison3611 20 дней назад +9

    You're band is/will be my favorite late night show band. So many times I remember thinking 'why the hell isn't this guest commenting on how good that walk out music just was' !

    • @darkerufo
      @darkerufo 19 дней назад

      enh. The best bands were Paul Schaffer/CBS Orchestra, The Roots, even Conan's squad of horn players and shy ragamuffin potheads. It's not 8G's fault they were so rarely used on-camera.

  • @TrevorJStarkey
    @TrevorJStarkey 20 дней назад +27

    Love to the band! Thanks for all the energy you brought to the show!

  • @JD-dh7bk
    @JD-dh7bk 20 дней назад +53

    😢 2wks again another break?! All the weird stuff happens when you're gone.😱

    • @kristenluevanos3048
      @kristenluevanos3048 20 дней назад +18

      Seriously scared about the next two weeks. WTF is going to happen now!?!

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 20 дней назад +5

      Only one week this time. Seth is back in the studio on Sept. 3 . . . and it appears that, instead of hiatuses going forward, the show will air 3 nights a week instead. Not ideal, but the withdrawal symptoms EI Ll (hopefully) be a bit less intense!

    • @gmcubed
      @gmcubed 20 дней назад +7

      @@razzledazzyl jeeze, it seems like the show is hanging on by a thread.

    • @maryroberts589
      @maryroberts589 20 дней назад +1

      ​​@@razzledazzylthen he'll have a better contract than Stephen Colbert but not as cushie as Jon Stewart.

    • @judylevitt4555
      @judylevitt4555 20 дней назад

      @@razzledazzyl He said back in TWO weeks

  • @sonyawor
    @sonyawor 20 дней назад +17

    16:57 and you think hanging out with 3 kids will make you less tired????

  • @TheOldHippiebilly
    @TheOldHippiebilly 20 дней назад +7

    This was the BEST Corrections ever, by far! Thank you Seth and the entire Late Night team for jump-starting my Friday morning with laughter. Y'all are amazing.💙💙💙

  • @coryjones4040
    @coryjones4040 20 дней назад +5

    If gulls near the sea are seagulls. Then gulls near a bay must be baygulls.

  • @LeopoldNZ
    @LeopoldNZ 20 дней назад +28

    Actually, here in New Zealand we call Meth "P". I don't know why though. Also, unless you're an independent contractor, you don't file taxes, it's all automatic. No stress. Easy as.

    • @canadaclaret
      @canadaclaret 20 дней назад +5

      I hear taxes are like that in Australia, too. There has been talk of switching to that system in Canada. Some claim it will save a huge amount of money for the government and for citizens.

    • @LeopoldNZ
      @LeopoldNZ 20 дней назад +5

      @@canadaclaret I've lived in the US, Australia, and of course NZ. US is THE worst for the tax process. In Australia I had to have an accountant to sort out my taxes, in NZ....it's never a thought on my mind. My Mrs does some work that she has to go online and do her taxes, but it's super clear, easy, and quick.

    • @SerendipityChild
      @SerendipityChild 20 дней назад +3

      If you have a salary and your money in the bank, tax is easy in Australia .. it automatically populates the form and you just check it. Self employment, being a landlord, having shares, etc is a headache

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo 20 дней назад +4

      The worst part is that the IRS already has all that information just like the IRD does here, they could adopt an automatic system overnight but their system is too corrupt to cut out accountants as middlemen.

    • @Imeatingchocolate
      @Imeatingchocolate 17 дней назад

      I already want to move to NZ. You're not helping keep me out.

  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 20 дней назад +37

    Okay, that was the best Animal Flubs ever. See what ending Celebrity Baby Teeth can do for your production values! And when RFK Jr ends his campaign tomorrow, he can cite that bit as his only accomplishment.

  • @argiediaz9332
    @argiediaz9332 20 дней назад +20

    Correction: Harambe was from Brownsville, Tx. He was being borrowed by Cincinnati to mate.

    • @davidg3944
      @davidg3944 20 дней назад +5

      Oh, talk about a bad way to end a relationship...

    • @AbsurdlyGeeky
      @AbsurdlyGeeky 19 дней назад

      Harambe's gravestone: "Don't care; had sex."

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP 20 дней назад +6

    Bucks laughter is actually incredible. Never stop!

    • @betsiecleworth5853
      @betsiecleworth5853 18 дней назад +1

      @@TheGiggleMasterP …never stop or the world may stop…!

  • @KY-Guy
    @KY-Guy 20 дней назад +4

    Correction:
    Even if a shark spoke English we wouldn't be able to understand it. Wittgenstein famously discussed this in his book, Philosophical Investigations. The basic premise being that the creature's point of view would be so foreign to us that said creature (a lion in Wittgenstein's example) would struggle to articulate a complete story.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 20 дней назад +62

    Dear whoever sent in the comment about Buck vs Harambe, congratulations, you murdered me.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 20 дней назад +2

      Just like you murdered grammar. Eeyy-ooooo!

  • @hierlesim
    @hierlesim 20 дней назад +21

    You had me at "no more celebrity baby teeth"...

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 20 дней назад +59

    Nothing left of Donnie's wind addled brain but that muppet bird singing 'Windmills of my mind'.

    • @verdatum
      @verdatum 20 дней назад +4

      Such a classic bit.

  • @duzieofagal
    @duzieofagal 17 дней назад +3

    I love Corrections. I have no corrections for Corrections. The tantalusian (not a word) efforts one makes toward perfection, no matter what one’s project is, will almost always be thwarted by the entropy of the universe and the generally flawed state of all humans; watching Seth Meyers wrestle with this conundrum and mock the near-impossibility of achieving perfection brings me nothing but joy. (And a shade of a whisper of a glimpse of a hint of a tinge of concern that I may exist only because Buck imagined me. But mostly joy.)
    (Can’t say that something like a Wilhelm scream in the outro/tag where Mr. Meyers unfreezes to morph into crazy-eyed Seth, wouldn’t add more joy. But I have plenty of Corrections-based happiness as things stand. Thank you.)

    • @CaptainNemo-s6u
      @CaptainNemo-s6u 14 дней назад

      Wow, what a beautiful comment worthy of thought...I wish there were more comments like these... and Tantalusian should be a word. 😊
      🤔P.S. If Seth is Tantalus and Buck is Zeus, and Harambe (rip 2016) is Pelops, then that does explain the dark times we suffered since the following 2016 elections. It is all connected.😉

    • @duzieofagal
      @duzieofagal 7 дней назад +1

      If I were a real jackal, I would have whipped out the word “Tantalean,” which is bona fide. Then I would have revealed my PhD in the classics and issued a flurry of minutiae from Greek mythology - but as Tantalus spouted the secrets of the gods, so does Seth Meyers proclaim the wrongdoings of the rich and powerful, just without having been forbidden access to fruit and water.
      I must jackalize myself, as I cited the wrong standard scream - the Wilhelm is the one used when a guy falls off a cliff, not the ululation of fright used in some horror movies. I offer my deepest apologies, coupled with my younger sister’s observation that Seth Meyers resembles a taller, much more politically palatable Emmanuel Macron.
      Have a day, and I hope I didn’t send the unedited version of this reply to your super kind reply, for which I thank you one oodle.

  • @tridachia
    @tridachia 20 дней назад +6

    Sorry to see the 8G Band go! Glad I got to see them live a couple of times on the show!

  • @harrissloan6999
    @harrissloan6999 20 дней назад +18

    Timbre is pronounced “tom-bruh” by Brits or “tamber” by Americans. Only by beavers is it pronounced “timber”. It’s also specific to acoustics and tone quality, so if you’re picking it up from comments your hearing is impeccable.

  • @jackintheville
    @jackintheville 20 дней назад +13

    Anybody else expecting the windmill sound to be KHANN?
    OG Corrections reference…

    • @likebot.
      @likebot. 20 дней назад +1

      A reference to 21st Century Earth, late night comedy/talk show recursively referring to one of our 20th Century Original Series adventures, The Wrath of Khan. Careful, Mr. Scott, you're in danger of corrupting causality.

  • @LiaKozatch
    @LiaKozatch 20 дней назад +76

    It’s Buck’s world, and we’re all just figments of his imagination.

    • @wallacerose8663
      @wallacerose8663 19 дней назад +2

      Is Buck the kid from the last episode of St. Elsewhere?

    • @iandalziel7405
      @iandalziel7405 18 дней назад +1

      Philip K. Buck...
      and the Fig Newtons!

  • @gratefuljackal8183
    @gratefuljackal8183 8 дней назад +4

    Seth's warning to not start on him about Legos that day was such a fun callback to our origins AND a touching acknowledgment of being sad 💙🐾🐾 😞

  • @chrisw.5625
    @chrisw.5625 20 дней назад +10

    14:17 LEAVE HIM ALONE 😫

  • @WAMTAT
    @WAMTAT 20 дней назад +12

    As a kiwi i can say Seth does a spot on NZ impression

  • @heatherr4321
    @heatherr4321 20 дней назад +28

    The pillow I am wheezing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ledynosaur5236
    @ledynosaur5236 20 дней назад +39

    The thing with celebrity baby teeth is that Seth timed it perfectly with breaks and the hiatus, such that every time he said, "it's time for celebrity baby teeth," it hit me anew every time. And every time it got worse

    • @judylevitt4555
      @judylevitt4555 20 дней назад +3

      I actually did dislike the baby teeth bit and not even Seth joking about how awful it was was at all funny. But obviously he does find it funny, so I'll bet anything it comes back. It's OK Seth -- it's your only seriously bad bit of years and years watching. I can overlook it.

    • @marcopaulo5052
      @marcopaulo5052 20 дней назад +2

      Just wait for celebrity adult teeth.

  • @sarahkoch7694
    @sarahkoch7694 19 дней назад +5

    A superb use of Animal Flubs. Simply superb.

  • @grnphroggy
    @grnphroggy 18 дней назад +2

    I fully support continuing to call them "Dunkin' Donuts" and "Twitter", respectively. In both cases it's much more clear to everyone what you're talking about, and it irritates only exactly the people you'd like to irritate.

  • @CybershamanX
    @CybershamanX 20 дней назад +12

    What a delicate balance it must be to reference old callbacks while not annoying new viewers too much. Hang in there new Corrections Jackals! Soon you too will "get" the jokes! And don’t feel bad about asking in the comments! The older Jackals will welcome you and explain! Maybe with some gentle chiding. But they will welcome you with open arms. If you're nice, of course. 😉 😎👍☮️

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 20 дней назад +2

      Exactly!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 20 дней назад +2

      We will welcome you and explain things, but not tell you what that drink Seth is sipping, because you can't handle the truth! At least, not until you're older.

  • @lynnhettrick7588
    @lynnhettrick7588 20 дней назад +24

    The pillow!!! Oh how I missed the pillow!

    • @SerendipityChild
      @SerendipityChild 20 дней назад +2

      I like to scroll the comments while I'm watching and imagine what the stories are going to be .. the pillow has got me so curious 🤣

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 20 дней назад +1

      @@SerendipityChild I do that too!

    • @janyceseahorn4013
      @janyceseahorn4013 20 дней назад +2

      LOL. I am just sad he is from the same state as our next VP. Tim Walz is amazing. Just one example of how smart and accomplished our next President Kamala Harris!

  • @lynnhettrick7588
    @lynnhettrick7588 20 дней назад +13

    I won’t say anything about “Legos” but Seth did say “See you in two weeks.”

    • @musclethestrong1522
      @musclethestrong1522 20 дней назад +4

      He doesn’t see us!

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 20 дней назад +7

      @@musclethestrong1522 Because we are spirits, phantoms, ghosts, etc.

    • @marcopaulo5052
      @marcopaulo5052 20 дней назад

      @@sherinameless1618check out the movie The Wraith with Charles Sheen.

    • @jlcl96
      @jlcl96 20 дней назад +5

      You know, the fact that he reads the comments does actually make me feel a little seen.

  • @CleverNerdPun
    @CleverNerdPun 19 дней назад +2

    I'm trying not to imagine a mash-up between Animal Flubs and Celebrity Baby teeth where there are endless bags of shark baby teeth. (and OMG the pillow made me cackle aloud)
    Also, we in New England already have a shortened name for Dunkin' Donuts, which is Dunk's, because wasting a precious second to say the "-in'" when you're trying to get your large iced coffee with cream during a blizzard in February could be life threatening!

  • @lowecurtis18
    @lowecurtis18 20 дней назад +3

    This is one of the best correction episodes ever. 2025 Emmy’s look out

  • @HoraceInkling
    @HoraceInkling 20 дней назад +28

    Sup Jackals, everyone having a good Thursday night?

  • @crithon
    @crithon 20 дней назад +12

    4:20 the joke I've been waiting since this whole thing got started. It's like this joke was made for me

    • @jasperlevien5968
      @jasperlevien5968 20 дней назад

      I sadly didnt get it 😅

    • @alejandracartwright8923
      @alejandracartwright8923 20 дней назад

      @@jasperlevien5968Old TVs and monitors that were not flat are CRT (cathode-ray tube) technology. Seth mixed it up with CRT, critical race theory, which is something that Fox news is always fake outraged about (long story short: racism).

    • @jasonhenson7948
      @jasonhenson7948 19 дней назад +5

      @@jasperlevien5968 Until the late 90's, the prevalent technology for TV and computer screens were Cathode Ray Tubes (CRTs) as opposed to the more modern Liquid Crystal Display (LCD) or Light-Emitting Diode (LED) ones we have now. Despite some notable advantages, Cathode Ray Tubes are fairly rare and considered outdated technology due to being bulky, heavy, and expensive. Today, the acronym "CRT" more commonly references "Critical Race Theory".
      Seth is making a play on words linking the two, however his diction or cadence is closer to making an awkward portmanteau "Cathode Raycthery", so anyone should be forgiven for input lag.
      And that's a little something I like to call "Explaining the Joke Makes it Better".

    • @Toxicalice
      @Toxicalice 18 дней назад

      @@jasonhenson7948love it. Thank you.

  • @scottsmyth87ss
    @scottsmyth87ss 20 дней назад +25

    Jackals for Kamala! 💙🐾

  • @lynnstlaurent6789
    @lynnstlaurent6789 18 дней назад +2

    Crying over Lego was not what I expected to be doing today.

    • @gecafe
      @gecafe 8 дней назад

      Yeah... just rewatched this to check what's now missing from the desk clutter (Dave is now gone :[ ) and unexpectedly cried again. Just watched tonight's show, and it felt less alive. Reminded me of when Conan got rid of his band.

  • @KingOfAllJackals
    @KingOfAllJackals 20 дней назад +3

    I’d like to think the band is each leaving with a small elegant container filled with celebratory baby teeth. Something tasteful that some guest may complement and they can then say “that is where I keep my celebrity baby teeth!”

  • @zainisneat6738
    @zainisneat6738 20 дней назад +11

    Buck why must our existence have INTERMISSIONS