CORRECTIONS Episode 108: Week of Monday, July 15
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like implying Lauren Boebert was kicked out of Beetlejuice the Musical for groping and saying Rudy Giuliani would fill a relay race baton with scotch.
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CORRECTIONS Episode 108: Week of Monday, July 15 - Late Night with Seth Meyers
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You know only the most insane stuff will happen during the next three weeks when Seth is on break for the Olympics.
They just came back from 2 weeks.
Exactly. #IblameSeth
@@mapples0073 weeks of Olympics on NBC
I need the late night politics shows to cope
Same thing happened when Kimmel left I was like damn he must be missing it now 😂
Sudoku is actually super simple to pronounce if you take a second to break down the individual sounds!
SU, to take someone to court;
DO, a deer, a female deer; and
KU, like January 6th.
Hope that helps!
This comment needs more likes.
Sue-doe-coo(p) - silent p 😅
Got it.
PS: Using Linux & Mac enhances your chance of not having a problem with pronouncing it…
@@TVFilmFriends
Is this a play for the Birders' Likes? 😉 Especially the chicken owners & dove enthusiasts! 😁🐔🕊 (*coup)
@@TVFilmFriends Ironically the original/offical pronunciation of sudo is sue-dew, since it's short for superuser-do, but I've literally never heard anyone say it that way irl.
Seth gonna say it "sadako" ...
Oh, seth is going on break for 3 weeks? We're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
Absolutely!🤦🏻♀️✌🏽💙
I don’t think he understands how much we depend on him for laughs
Growth hurts. Feel rppud of who you will be when you have overcome this challenge
@@SerendipityChild The statement was less about personal matters and more about national ones. Big, catastrophic things tend to happen in national politics when he's on hiatus.
@@johnobrien2373 haha that's a fun observation
9:07 - "Oh, fun. Train people."
We're known as Trackals.
The Thorn Birds coming out of the attic like it's 2020, baby!
I squeal-giggled like a girl when I saw The Thorn Birds reference.
Such a great callback! Loved it.
I GASPED
CORRECTION: The problem isn't that the baton is hollow, it's that it's open on both ends, or bottomless. Any container needs to be hollow to store liquid.
I'm so glad you went on Colbert to talk about Corrections so I could discover this unhinged, madness descending brand of comedy. I watched it all the way from episode 1 and I'm finally caught up 😁
"A foot in both buckets". Never heard that before, but that's pretty perfect.
Woo hoo! Congratulations on the Emmy nomination. I love Corrections!
Andy Samberg just casually being the most forgiving friend you can imagine...
I doubt forgiveness is even part of it, he probably just also finds it funny 😁
poor guy has to tab out of spelling bee just to do these wacky facetime bits 😊
He takes it all out on poor frisbee
AMEN!!!😇
Oh he has to be so in on it. He's gotta think the whole thing is hilarious.
Best Corrections since the cliffhanger! Samberg for the third consecutive episode, Tarantino Meat Parade and the Thornbirds callback was the cherry on top. Well-deserved Emmy nod, Seth.
samberg knows what time seth does corrections.
at this point he's gotta be doing that to his hair on purpose.
Reservoir dogs had me dying 😂😂
I agree!!
Did anybody actually catch what Samberg said?
Hundred percent best episode this side of 100!
Inglourious Bratwurst.
Inglorious Mustards
@@LindaC616That’s a condiment, though.
@@razzledazzyl related
@@LindaC616 I admire your confidence. 😬
The Hateful 8-Pack
Thorn Birds are back!!! I miss that so much from the attic episodes. Yours truly, Librarian Jackal 😊
I met a lovely family of Jackals in the wild this Tuesday, in line for Colbert's Late Show, of all things.
I'm tracking your villain arc. First LEGOs bricks, then the Knitters, then Mac Tonight, and now the Birders,....and TRAIN PEOPLE. You got me with the delay.
Yeah weird that so many niche brands of nerd frequent Corrections. Who’d’a thunk it?!
Somewhere out there, someone's crocheting specific train models.
Correction: villain arc (and Lego)
I don’t think he wants to mess with train people!
@@QuadraticPerplexity now do you mean types of train or hotties who drape themselves across the fronts of trains in promo pics?
Seth Mayers definitely deserves a lifetime achievement award
Oh, I see what you did there
😆
😂
Wait! I thought it was Seth Mayer! 😂
@@johnobrien2373
🤣🙃
I couldn't believe that the nice-looking young man whom Seth introduced as Jermaine could be the entity who wrote Celeb Baby Teeth. But now that I've looked into his eyes, I have seen the darkness. . .
Oh, my gosh. Three weeks is going to feel like a million years. How are we supposed to process the trauma of whatever fresh hell is coming next without this show?!
Be strong! Be safe
Wow, this escalated fast
The trauma has started! I need Seth and a glass of warm milk and my blankie.
Yup. Well....okay.
Easy, just look towards the future that will be, unburdened by what has been.
"The Thorn Birds" killed me
It made me laugh AND miss lockdown... Love You, Jackals.
Hey. Can you explain the joke to me? Thanks.
@@zealotestheaussie5880You have to go back to lockdown episodes and watch all of them to find out why it’s funny. Or not. Or you could just ask a sea captain.
@@zealotestheaussie5880 In between the words 'The' & 'Birds' is a Middle Ages English letter known as a 'Thorn' [or þorn (Þ, þ)] so 'The Thorn Birds'. When moveable type printing was introduced the typesets came from continental Europe which had a 'Y' but 'Þ,' so the 'Y' was used as a substitute. This meant something that appeared as, for example 'Ye Old Inn' would be pronounced 'The Old Inn' not 'Yee' Old Inn as everyone knew what it meant...Seth used the term as a 'Yee' not a 'The' and a Jackal picked him up on it; this is the riposte...
I came there to say that!. 💀💀💀
Such a great throwback to that Thornbird infestation problem Seth had in his attic.
"Wasps? Pshaw. Back in my day we had stacks of Thornbirds that would multiply during the course of an episode."
Friday mornings are like waking up on Christmas to see what surprises have been left, and it's always more exciting when there's a bouns Samberg 😂
The ending was like a 2-In-1 Corrections + Surprise Inspection. 😅
Spoken like a devoted jackal!
Graphics department really came through this week! Give them a bonus!
I laughed way harder at Reservoir Dogs than that joke probably deserved
Reservoir Dogs was the purest gag. It was the one unaltered title.
The cocaine joke got me the same way.
I thought it was the best of 'em, too 😂
Oh man, same 😂
Yeah, what they said, keeping the original title made it so much better 😂
7:23 correction: the problem with batons is not that they're hollow, but that they're open at both ends - saying the baton is hollow just means that it's empty inside. if the baton wasn't hollow, you actually wouldn't be able to fill it with anything - but if you blocked at least one end of the baton, it would still be hollow and work just fine for rudy's crippling alcohol addiction. congrats on the emmy nomination!!
Thank you, I was twitching at that. (Twitchers, coincidentally, is another name for Birders. Bonus fact.)
Rudy seems like the kinda guy who has some duct tape hanging around at all times, just saying.
There is a medical term called lumen, which is the cavity within a long hollow object (like the intestine) that would work for the baton.
@@darkerufooooh great thoughtful rabbit hole for pondering why light is measured as such
@@astrocoastalprocessor It's because when an organ is sliced opened, light can be seen. For some reason, the medical community went with this definition. It's odd, but it is what it is.
Bird Bane did it! Corrections is Emmy nominated once again!
I love that Bird Bane has bled into the main show. Muahahaha
@@MeloniousThunkI came here to say the same!!! I was way too happy about that this week!
All the birds and animals fled nike
I've never missed an episode of Corrections and yet I honestly cannot remember how Celebrity Baby Teeth became this inevitable thing. It feels like it's always been happening. It feels like it will never end...
We have always been at war with Celebrity Baby Teeth.
this testimonial is so apt as a teaser for the whole corrections collection
I also have watched all episodes but I can't recall how that started!
I've watched every episode of Celebrity Baby Teeth and every episode including the first still feels like a follow-up conversation to a previous conversation I never had
@@icantollie That's the level of BS talk we know and love, Seth is truly a magician
Andy Samberg should get nominated for Best Supporting Actor for Corrections.
Absolutely!
Admittedly, I only know who he is because of Corrections. :)
@@Bill_GarthrightDid you somehow miss "Dick In a Box" because you're too young or because you JUST got to Earth?
Either way, it's here on RUclips and will only take 3 or 4 minutes of your time. 😁
@@johnobrien2373
I just recently got to Earth. And I haven't had a television for 40 years or so. :)
But I might check it out here on RUclips. Thanks!
@@Bill_Garthright Guess your too young to remember Lazy Sunday...?
@@Bill_Garthright- Hey “Popstar” are you never stopped by “Brooklyn Nine-Nine”? Or dreamed “I’m on a boat” off “The Lonely Island” while watching “Palm Springs” on a “Lazy Sunday”? Ps don’t look "- in the box"…
Shoemaker with the superhero like save for Seth was not on my bingo card.
I fully expected him to say “yeah, Tommy Hillfinger. You should make some jokes about how his name sounds” 😂
"There he is. There's your Slenderman." 😂😂😂
I see more of a young M. Night. So, the twist is going to be that Seth was dead the whole time? Or maybe that the baby celebs teeth could be defeated by tap water? I can wait the 3 weeks for the answer.
That’s the only time I can remember that someone else has been on camera in-person for Corrections. What an honor!
I thought it was because they were on page 8 and there's a game called Slender: the Eight Pages that arguably helped define Slenderman's creepypasta legacy. But maybe that's assuming too much specific knowledge on Seth's part
@@adamhansard4647 Amber appeared in an early episode, in a cut-to-audience, unsuccessfully urging Seth to stop. And let's not forget the infamous cliffhanger for episode 100 (admittedly, face was covered). I'm not sure if we count the audience footage of writers arriving late, since that was recorded during the previous episode.
Did I miss any?
@@sirspate I think Jimmy came in with a towel when the "negroni in a block of ice" trick went sideways.
Oh, “The Th Birds” cover was beautiful. 😂👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 😂
I love Corrections coming out about 4:30pm Fridays in New Zealand. It's like a reward for getting through the working week.
I'm east coast us. It makes Fridays tortuous bc I'm up at 1 am watching it and then have to be up at 6😢
Hello, my fellow Kiwi! I'm in Wellington
Watching now in Ireland, 7.15am Friday, nothing like a laugh at breakfast.
Gold Coast, feel exactly the same, straight after A Closer Look...
Christchurch here.
I'm glad that I was one of the people that said something about the Relay Baton. Today, I became a true Jackal with him correcting the Relay Baton joke by explaining that Rudy Giuliani wouldn't know that Relay Batons were hollow as he pours scotch through one on camera 😂 They also used the correction in the thumbnail.
Jackals Unite! We gotta keep Seth on his toes, or he won't ever get the Emmy he's shooting for.
Shout out to the Richard Scarry throwback! Love you, Seth!
Those books were after my time but I still recognized that pork riding piggy!😅
Jermaine may have written celebrity baby teeth, and should be sectioned but Seth was the one who read it and thought "Yes that will go down well"
how did he miss "Pork Fiction"
And surely reservoir hogs was an option.
@@vickiep4217I think it’s funnier to have one where you don’t have to change the title and it still works.
@@christopherlundgren1700
Yes the poster change was funny. 😂
I just like a good pun - they never get old.
Reminds me of the stickmen he used to have on the show.
Pulled Pork Fiction?
Oh my God I've been working through the whole of Corrections and I've finally caught up. Genuinely don't know what to do with my life now.
Last hiatus, I watched old Corrections and corrected them in the newest comments section. It was therapeutic, and I was able to tell the world how much nicer Seth was back in 2020.
9:06 Trainspotters: because even bird watchers need someone to make fun of.
I believe the correct term is ferroequinologists.
Whereas the trainspotters do the same to worm-charmers.
@@lennychurch "At least when you go trainspotting there are trains."
-- Alan Davies
@@jb888888888 "The trainspotters are stood on a hill, going 'LOSERS! GET A LIFE!'" - Johnny Vegas
@@jb888888888, except in Germany, where the trains are always late - that keeps it exciting. "Is this the ICE Montabaur, that was supposed to pass here half an hour ago, or is it the ICE Castrop-Rauxel, that was supposed to pass here yesterday?"
The joke about Jenny and Rachel Dolezol almost made me spit out my drink. Underrated, hilarious
We love you seth meyers
Omg, the thorne again in a callback to The Thorn Birds?? My life is complete
The (thorn) Birds. This means so much to us Jackals Thanks.
Is the P a thorn?
The character þ is called a thorn and, at least in Old English, makes a "th" sound. I also absolutely cackled at the call-back, so þanks, Seth!
"The Thorn Birds" *chef's kiss* At the risk of being inappropriately sincere, this Jackal must admit Corrections was one of the things that kept me laughing through lockdown, and I love it so much week after week. The callbacks and running jokes throughout all of this Emmy-nominated-for-now series make me feel like we're all in the studio with Seth and the crew. (Not laughing, of course. Jackals aren't hyenas.)
The picture for today’s corrections was enough to make me laugh. So grateful for the laughs right now!
In England Bird Watchers are called Twitchers, random thought of the day
See I thought that was universal and was expecting that to be the Correction. Thanks for clarifying. 💫 The More You Know
Previously on Celebrity Baby Teeth 🤩👶🦷 . . .
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Welcome back to Late Night. You know we like to do a lot of different types of comedy on this show. Often we do segments that we want you to think about. Sometimes we do segments you don’t have to think about. But then, every once in a while, we’ll do a segment that you probably shouldn’t think about. Our next segment is one you should almost certainly not think about too much. Please put your hands together for Celebrity Baby Teeth. Oh. Look who’s still here. Interesting. The fact that you’ve decided to stick around
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for a segment titled ‘Celebrity Baby Teeth,’ might tell you something about yourself. Well, let’s proceed. First up. Let’s take a look at this lovely set of baby teeth that belonged to none other than actor Jude Law. Wow. Just look at these perfect baby teeth. They were once inside Jude Law’s mouth. Now, you’re undoubtedly wondering, ‘Why are we looking at Jude Law’s baby teeth? What reaction am I supposed to be having to seeing celebrity baby teeth?’ How
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did Seth get Jude Law’s teeth anyway? These are things that, in all honesty, you probably shouldn’t think about. Instead, just look at more celebrity baby teeth. You’ve seen her in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey.’ Now, take a look at Dakota Johnson’s 50 baby teeth. 50 baby teeth, you ask, isn’t that way too many baby teeth? Those are questions you don’t want to ask. You’re likely also wondering if Dakota Johnson knows her baby teeth are currently being
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displayed on television - And you’re wondering if perhaps it’s not the normal, upstanding person I’ve presented myself as for decades in the public eye, but rather an avid collector of celebrity baby teeth. Again, it’s probably best not to dwell on these questions, as they’ll likely only make you feel uncomfortable and a little upset. Instead, why not enjoy looking at Samuel L. Jackson’s baby teeth? Oh, look. This one came with a little Kangol on it.
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Just kidding. It didn’t come like that. We added it to the tooth. Cute, right? At this point, you might be wondering why you, the viewer, are still watching Celebrity Baby Teeth. Or perhaps you’re asking yourself just how deep this twisted rabbit hole goes. Don’t try to answer those questions. Instead, answer this one. Can you guess whose baby teeth these are? If you, for some reason, guessed British power couple David and Victoria Beckham, then you are correct.
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And look, I made these into little bracelets I sometimes tie on my wrist and wear around the house. Now before you ask, ‘Seth are you sure everything is okay with you? Are you sure you don’t need some help?’ Just shh! Shh! Shh. Shh. Alright, let’s move on to . . . Oh, no, this is not good. This is not good at all. It appears as though we’re all out of celebrity baby teeth. Guess I’ll have to go to the vault. ‘Oh, Jesus, the vault?’ you think to yourself. Well, like with most of what you’ve seen today, you probably shouldn’t
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think too much about the vault. You shouldn’t think about the implications surrounding the fact that I have hoards of celebrity baby teeth locked in a safe. You shouldn’t think about the fact that a few of Kevin Costner’s adult teeth are actually mixed up in here, too. And you definitely shouldn’t think about how these are Michelle Yeoh’s tonsils . . .
Doing the Devil's work.
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. . . Hmmmmm! None of these will do! None of these are right at all.
Parcel Pulse Delivery.
Oh. Did that guy just deliver Celebrity Baby Teeth? (Don’t think about that). Now let’s look at our grand finale . . .
youre doing gods work
How often is that safe actually locked though? He opened that safe left it open and went to his desk.
The Devil’s work is technically just work outsourced by God, so, in a sense, you’re both right.
The highlight of my week. Thank you Seth.
A loyal Australian Jackal.
Informally also known as a dingo
OMG!!!! The full circle moment of bringing "The Thorn Birds" back to dovetail (or thornbirdtail?) with the þ discussion is literally perfect! Even if Celebrity Baby Teeth might have warranted taking away the Emmy nomination, you IMMEDIATELY earned it back with the "The þ Birds" gag!!! This show brings me such unparalleled joy in such genuinely difficult times! Genuinely, thank you for continuing to put in the extra time and effort to take us on this weird fever dream roller coaster - what an absolute treasure it is!!!
Also, Corrections watchers know that it's especially true that it's a Pyrrhic victory that Sal will have to take Buck to the Mets game, because not only will Buck laugh at the pitch, his laugh will be the thing that's most clearly picked up by the mics, no matter how many other people are laughing or cheering!
Hey. Can you explain the Thorn Birds joke for me? Thanks
What is the strange ‘p’ symbol?
@@zealotestheaussie5880 It's a character known as "thorn" - it's come up in a few instances where Seth has referred to "Ye Olde..." something or other in different contexts, and pronounced it with a "y" sound. Jackals were then quick to point out that the "Y" part of "Ye" in "Ye Olde" is actually from the character þ, known as "thorn," which would have had the "th" sound, meaning "Ye" would be pronounced as "the" if the thorn character is pronounced correctly. So the joke is swapping out the word "Thorn" in the title for the character þ, which is also "thorn."
@@zealotestheaussie5880 What the other replies (although excellent in explaining what the "thorn" is, see last week's Correction for the explanation of that) are missing, is that during the "Lockdown Attic" version of Corrections, there was a series of jokes about Seth having multiple copies of the same book in his space (on the desk, behind him, etc). This was a book called The Thorn Birds. In this episode, they brought back the cover of the book and replaced the word "thorn" with the symbol. Great callback!!
@@zealotestheaussie5880 during Covid lockdown episodes in his in-laws attic, he had copies of Thorn Birds novels in every episode. It was wildly popular novel turned into TV miniseries in 80s. Romance novel of Catholic priest torn between passion and ambition in 1900 Australia
When Seth said there was a redundancy in Jokes Seth Can't Tell last week, I didn't think Amber had come out, nor did I think Jenny was pulling a Rachel Dolezal. My first thought was that Seth had finally come out as a lesbian
On Day Drinking With Seth, Kristen Stewart did help him dress like a cool lesbian. He must have leaned into it.
"Oh Rudy, you done it again!"
FINALLY!! I’ve been seeing the nipple shirt for YEARS!! Cannot stop seeing that whenever he wears them.😂😂
I mean thirsting after even an ersatz representation of Seth’s nipples is on you
"what did you think the other things were??" "...more nipples?"
yeah but now they're on his collar 🫣
@@astrocoastalprocessor 😆😂😂💙..Seth doesn’t deserve this from us.😁
11:10 Speaking of Buck laughing, turns out there’s an ‘education center’ in Fort Collins named ‘Laughing Buck Farm.’ So good news, Buck! We’re not sending you upstate, after all. You’re going to Colorado to be . . . ‘re-educated.’ Which sounds ominous, but it’s Colorado, which means it’s just a training facility for part-time weed store budtenders.
We Coloradans will gladly host Buck for as long as he pleases!
😂
I was today years old when I learned it wasn’t Hillfinger. Thank you Seth.
Correction: Seth's impression of Shoe was off. Shoe had a normal voice in this one. Consistency, Seth, please.
It's so much funnier that way in my head :p
What timestamp did he mention Shoemaker at? I missed it.
Found it, 2:55
Yeah Mikey the Shoe don't sound like no schmuck!
Correction: Rudy Giuliani would only make that mistake if he were drunk to begin with. Which he couldn't be if he's been trying to drink out of a baton.
My mom used to call the sink garbage disposal the “growler”. So I would be at a friends house and be like use the growler and they’d be like wtf is the growler
There was a while that I assumed “Tommy Hilfiger” must be a band. Everyone was wearing their shirts.
I had a similar thing where whenever I saw someone wearing Raiders branded gear I wondered why they were fans of my local highschool football team. I made no connection at the time to what were the Oakland Raiders.
You gotta' have Jenny dressed up like Rachel Dolezal for the next "Jokes Seth can't tell" 🤣
Rachel Dolezal returning to the public consciousness is about as welcome as another gratuitous K-Fed callback on _LNSM_
Fine. Drop us into the abyss for three weeks. I’m sure we’ll all be fine. 🍻
Yes, no shocking political events or major disasters will happen.
Yeah. It's not as though anything ever happens these days, huh?
🫠
*Fidgets nervously.*
@@sherinameless1618 Yup, we all know he can post from home!!
That dry, 'Really?' style wit is really making a comeback. Seth is the only one doing it well! "Oh fun... train people".
Needed corrections so very much tonight .. I honestly do not think you know how much of a relief this few minutes are each Thursday . Thank you Seth and the fellow Jackals that make this the highlight of the week . 😅
I'm so happy Corrections exists
Missed the opportunity to say “A CLO-ZER Look” when the pitcher comes in to write the end of the bit.
This!
Came here to post this same correction. You beat me to it!
@@stevenf8030 Mets fans
I seriously might lose my mind without you guys for the next three weeks. Enjoy the hiatus and hurry back! 💗
How's it going?!!😮
🎶 Baby please don’t go...🎶
Graphics wins this week’s Corrections with the Tarantino sausage cards. 🎉🏆🎉
okay the thorn birds cover is actually brilliant
Two corrections to the corrections: In Polish, it is not an L sound. it is an Ł, and that little stroke through the L indicates a different letter altogether. In modern Polish, and for anyone trying to pronounce kiełbasa the old fashioned way, it is pronounced like a W. Seth was correct. Another, from the previous week, Dr. Jill Biden does not have a PhD or an MD. She has an EdD, which is a third thing entirely.
"Is that Ryan Reynolds? Ew, no" is such a weird burn when we know Jennifer Lawrence had a huge crush on Seth.
Who doesn't have a huge crush on Seth?
@@Scuuurbs Yes but "had". It's been a few years since then, and they have not been kind years.
@@FlyingRhino we must see different things because I think the years have been quite kind to ‘ol Meyers.
Not even kidding here, I fricken love the celebrity baby teeth segment. It's the highlight of my week and I hope it never ends, or at least lasts as long as Seth is with the show. Here's to volume II.
The nice thing about corrections is everything ends at some point. too much new stuff. and thank god.
I didn’t think Biden would step down as a candidate, but now that I know you’re going on vacation, it’s 100% gonna happen now. Those are just the rules.
Hush!
No, after the candidates are revealed to be alien duplicates, you have to vote for either Kang or Kodos. Sorry, RFK jr, it's a two-party system.
This will only happen because of the hiatus.
This comment aged like fine wine. Spot on!
Nostradamus Jackal, i bow down before you and your eerie predictive abilities.
OP, do you manage an ETF, bc I would totally invest
I love the Tommy Hilfinger bit! Thanks to my dear mom, I committed tons of gaffes including rhyming Nirvana with Anna and “war”chester sauce to name just two
I thought the song lyric, "I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain" wasv. ".... have you ever seen Loraine" 😊
I went out and bought the latest iPhone because I thought they were endorsed by Seth, and now I found that it was just the Burn Boys all along! I got burnt!
But seriously, I just bought an Android Nokia. Cost $40. Ha ha ha.
Does it have one of those nifty cell phone cameras with Carl Zeiss optics and the classic Nokia ringtone
@@icantollie I think so. The foster pups ate the instructions and my passwords, so I am just figuring it out now. I blame Seth for all my phone problems.
Wait....what's in the envelope?! Whose teeth were delivered?! He just got the package and left us hanging.
Stay tuned for 18 days or so, for the thrilling conclusion of "Celebrity Baby Teeth: the Teeth Bite Back."
Spoiler: the twist is that it was all Pam's dream.
'snorting coke' is slang so it doesn't need to follow strict etymological rules. It's what everyone that's ever done it calls it. 'snort' is listed in Websters as { 1: to force the breath violently through the nostrils with a loud, harsh sound } and { 3 : to take in a drug by inhalation through the nose }. A loud sound can be made breathing in as well as breathing out. People snort all the time while convulsively laughing and breathing in and out. Obviously the jackal that wrote that correction has never been around people that do it.
Still that was pure gold to say oh I've been doing it wrong!
Oh I have. And you're not wrong, but at this moment I'm just so stoked that I finally got a correction onto the segment!
I came here to say that. Thanks! I also tried to make a snort of derision in an exhale, and failed. I'd say that's more of a huff.
We need an emergency episode from your attic STAT
This is the most insane thumbnail picture 😂
Seth - YOU coined the descriptive "Weird" and "Weirdo" for the maga cult & trump/trumpers. YOU DID THAT ! Thank you !!
Three week hiatus? DON'T THINK ABOUT THAT
Celebrity Baby Teeth bit was solid. Thanks for the introduction.
"There's numerous things I've found out as an adult... I was saying wrong forever... because my Mom said them this way."
Like French?
Ha! A Polish word featuring on corrections! And the kiełbasa-Tarantino collaboration - so good! I haven't felt this proud to be Polish in a long time. The pronunciation correction: in Polish, kiełbasa is spelled with a 'ł' (an 'l' with a little dash going across) which is pronounced like a 'w' in English. The closest orthographic transcription I can think of would be: kyeu-BA-sa (stress on the second syllable). Looking forward to hearing it pronounced the Sethly way!
That pronunciation of "kiełbasa" was a perfectly reasonable American anglicization of the Polish pronunciation. It's not the most common choice, but there's nothing wrong with it.
Agreed!
'ell of a difference.
Of course, because of the L with stroke, kiełbasa should be pronounced as keewbasa.
I'm happy to finally have a face -to-the-name with Jermain "Doesn't Google Bee Facts" (called that because he doesn't Google bee facts)!! 😂
a random Corrections video ended up on my YT front page. I thought, "well, I've watched a lot of Jokes Seth Can't Tell and Surprise Inspection recently, so maybe this is something I'd like as well."
and here I sit, fully caught up, wishing I had a Cicada, Cicada soundtrack to listen to, and so very excited for the finale of Celebrity Baby Teeth.
what a wild 2 weeks it's been watching all of these one after the other! a baby jackal, but a jackal nonetheless, happy to join the ranks.
Welcome to the unhinged roller coaster that is Corrections! 🐾
The Þ Birds got me. Such effort and a deeeeeep cut for a throw away literary pun.
"I came from a poor backwoods community, and a dysfunctional family. I was raised largely by my granny, a tough old lady who held no love for "liberal" things like electric appliances; she would do her laundry by hand in the cement pond.
And my family appreciated firearms. Because we were so poor, we needed to go shooting for our food. But often, what came up was environmental toxins released by the big companies in our state; companies who deserve big tax breaks and no regulations.
I had dreams back then that everyone laughed at: to be a rock star, to be a double-naught spy, to be a Senator. And those dreams seemed out of reach for a man like me until I latched on to the coat tails of a millionaire. Money changes everything, including any beliefs I once held.
And while some may now call me "weird," or "cringe," or "a moron," I am going to be the Vice Principal of these United States!"
-- J.D. Bodine, from his memoir "Beverly Hillbilly Elegy."
The baton being hollow is not the problem, it's the lack of a bottom that Rudy would miss.
The Adam Samberg bit made me laugh so hard my stomach hurts
Seth, you are so funny. You make mundane and trite events into a good laugh. Thank you!
Bringing back the term “Digital Exclusive” on Colbert and Closer Look takes me back all the way to the beginning of Corrections. Did Episode 8 never happen Seth?😂
**HEY SETH** Stop taking breaks. Things always go bananas when you go away 😂😂
Each week I tune in eagerly awaiting a "Celebrity Baby Teeth / Animal Flubs" musical mashup.
The Thorn Birds card was an exquisite touch.
The next three weeks are going to be awful, I’m gonna miss you guys so much! 💛
I'm Canadian, and I've only ever heard it pronounced "Koo-bassa" in Midwest Canada. Lots of Polish and Ukrainian immigrants here for generations.
Hello, fellow Canadian! In Ukrainian, it's pronounced kovbasa. That vb isn't really something we come across in English, so I think it kind of morphed into koobassa. Kind of like how pyrohy turned into puhdyhy for much of the diaspora. Slava Ukraini!
Hello to you too!And did those two words evolve into perogi? Is it the same thing? I've heard all three words, but perogi seems most common where I live. 🤔
@@prenks23how is the o pronounced in kovbasa?
@@kimbauer6666 Western Canuck here with a Ukrainian/Czech background, and the words were always Ku-basa (emphasis on the KU and said like January 6th) and perogy. Adulthood is confusing.
@@kimbauer6666 In Ukrainian, both varenyky and pyrohy are used, though you are more likely to find pyrohy in the west closer to Poland. So while pierogi is a Polish word, Ukrainians closer to the Polish border (at one time the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth extended into modern day Ukraine) transformed it into pyrohy. My family is from the western part of the country around Lviv, so that's the word I grew up using. As for being the same thing, it's a pretty pan-Slavic food, and most Eastern European countries will have some variation of it. At the end of the day, it's a dumpling, and most cultures have figured out that wrapping food in dough is delicious 😊
That was the best lead in to CBT. Thanks for making me absolutely lose it. 🤭
Apparently I owe you an apology. I corrected your pronunciation of "sudoku" only to hear you say "Pyrrhic" and realize I've been pronouncing it incorrectly up until now. Touché.
How were you saying it?
I gotta know how you say it, tell us, tell us!
My mom calls the store Target “Targets” and it makes me crazy. 😂
Imagine if she called it "Bullseye". "I'm going to go to Bullseye to pick up some things." - wut?
That's actually cute. It's like David Spade saying shrimps, except he does it to annoy
Is she from Buffalo? I’ve heard people in that area frequently add an S to the end of store names. I. E. Targets, Walmarts, Home Depots, etc.
Jermaine looks way too normal for the guy that gave us Celebrity Baby Teeth and Jewels.
I legit thought it was Hillfinger. Thank ypu, Seth!
I was at a taping the week of this corrections when Seth recorded an intro that was going to play on the jumbotron before Sal thew out the first pitch at the Mets game. Someone in the audience yelled "Go Yankees!" and I cheered and Seth, a notorious red sox fan, just glared at us from his desk.
Saw the clip on Buck’s social media feed this weekend. Sal tossed a rocket over the plate and the Mets ended up winning the game! Whoo! 🙌
@@razzledazzyloh my gosh, can you please tell me buck’s handle and which social media you found it on? I’ve been looking everywhere but can’t find him.
@@porcelina_zero I’d love to tell you, but RUclips would just delete it. Seek and you shall find.
@@razzledazzyl I'm happy to report I found it at last :D
@@porcelina_zero I never doubted you’d find him! Seth once said: “You should all be so lucky to have a Buck in your life.” Now you do!
this one is immediately a top favourite episode for sure.