WHAT IS WRONG WITH HUMANITY?! - Dan vs. Phil: Google Feud
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- Опубликовано: 17 дек 2016
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Dan:"Sexy!"
Phil:"Pretty"
Another contrast between Dan and Phil.
True!!!
right?
One is clean and one is dirty
Dan searched it to impress Phil XD
LouLouHere zo true
"So you know all my secrets." except the one you toLD TYLER OAKLEY
Omg. Don't remind me
OMG
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
sophieloafy89 WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU BRING THAT UP!!! NOW I WANT TO KNOW AGAIN 😂😂
Thats what i was kinda thinking
"oh my god how do you spell philosopher" says Phil who has an english degree
*phil*osopher
Phil-osopher sorry I am just gonna leave now
Yang Yonder STAY PLEASE STAYYYYYY
My gender is ATTACK HELICOPTER IF YOU PAY YOU CAN STAY!!! Sorry I'll leave
Symetrically Green Hamilton references
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he ain’t wearing blacc
4:22
Is nobody gonna talk about that?
Jas L THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Jas L LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT
Jas L and we know one ;)
OMG HAI STARLIGHT 😆
Jas L SAME I SCREAMED
Maybe Phils parents brought a new goldfish everytime the previous one died
Alyssa Black that's a sad thought
properly kept goldfish can live for 30 years
like a hamster?
BlueViolet GT oh fuck, not the hat fic
gtfo.
Phil: where can I buy .....human babies
Me: isn't that an orphanage?
123. That's not buying a child, that's adoption! Big difference!
@@zoe_murtagh_03 not really...it's just more official because it's a human and not a cat or dog.
chickenalpaca03. Whatever! ...
Zoe Murtagh Mkay, sassy pants.
Zoe Murtagh Dan and Phil is emo territory, Directioner
Apparently the prisoner of azkaban is the least popular hp book and film and I don't understand why because it's my favourite.
Lessien Tinehtelë same!
Lessien Tinehtelë IKR
Lessien Tinehtelë same
Everybody I've ever asked says Prisoner of Azkaban is their favorite book/film! It's also mine!
It was my favorite
Phil:Harry Potter and the chamber of...
Dan:kinks
Phil:secrets
Quinn Melody balls
Tea Elephant Confetti how do I know dan said that but I can't remember when or why he did..
Quinn Melody old people smell
The "cards against humanity" collab with Tyler Oakley
fitzdillore22 I was about to say that XD
phil: what are you searching for?!
me: purpose
phil's dab |-/
Then you should write something, nah it might be worthless, how about you paint something, yeah it might be wordless
Pointless curses, nonsense verses, you'll see purpose start to surface. No one else is dealing with your demons, meaning maybe defeating them could be the beginning of your meaning, friend.
the will to live
|-/
I love how the 'Dan vs Phil' just slowly became unintelligible speech.
GamerGirl same
:')
*cries*
@Jessie Jenkins you- you really just- wOw, that hurts.
@Jessie Jenkins Oof- ow, that hit too close.
Where can I buy human ___________
me: emotions
The cure to cancer
Me: happiness
Me: companionship
will to live
how does dan - will himself to live
why does phil - have a cereal fetish
.
Eleanor Foster Its was on the outro thing when you tap on there circles :\
The Undead Killjoy hello i am half of your profile
The Undead Killjoy 👂👀👂
👃
✋ 👄✋
The Undead Killjoy cereal is life
Dan is a tumblr
Phil is a -kidzbop- -Buzzfeed- -Instagram- -club penguin- cute cat vine
Together, the Internet.
The end
I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in *-WHAT A BEUT-*
_LexiLlama_ -throws holy water-
I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in nah people actually like Phil
I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in no people like Phil.
I Can't Count The Amount Of Fandoms I'm in . That name is me
When Phil is wearing dark colours and Dan is in bright colours.
BooksMusicMovies the universe is broken now.
Dun, DUN, *DUN!!!*
when you walking
DAN DAN DANNNNNNNN
"how does dan - will himself to live"
"why does phil - have a cereal fetish"
_well clearly dan was in charge of the endscreen buttons_
dfvdfvfgb
Dan and Phil have hit a point where they have to play horrible games and I'm loving it
Hi. Your username is my life.
Literal Trash I've found my twin why hello
thatgirlwithnoconfidence i love shitty games they're the most fun to laugh at especially if you're not the one playing it
I severely want them to play Beyond: Two Souls or The Last of Us, but it seems like they aren't into long lets plays (besides Undertale and The Sims 4).
Ciel Phantomhive YEEESS I love beyond two souls!!it's such a good game
can we talk about both of the fabulous shirts in this video tho
yes indeed
so nice right
Lij Gilmour they already did.
Is no one going to talk about the subscribe button captions?
"How does dan....Will himself to live?"
"Why does phil.... Have a cereal fetish?"
'What's wrong with Humanity'
me: Every fucking thing
the Phandom obviously
Yes. Have you seen the news?
Awkward and Crazy Emily Hey Language! Lol Jk it’s true 🤟🏻😱😏
They should've put "my pet named Steve" as a suggestion😂
(Mark anyone?)
Antonella Lalinde YAAAASSSSSS
yasss
Antonella Lalinde it's ironic because he played this today
A Fan Of Fiction omg he did😂 I just looked at his channel I had no idea ha
Antonella Lalinde I WAS LITERALLY CRYING WHEN I SAW THAT
wouldn't it be great if dan and Phil had a 5 hour live stream where they just play monopoly
Quinni281 that would make my life even better
I would watch that 5 times
Quinni281 YESSSS!!
YES!
Quinni281 ah yes
"Where can I buy human.... friends?"
Me
~MysticSparkl~ Same
Dan wants to look sexy and cool and Phil wants to look pretty
And swaggy
well they both did well
"where can I buy...."
Me: A Dan and Phil!!!!
Idon't Know
A question I ask my self when I wake up.
Idon't Know meeeee
Idon't Know sameeewee
eBaeeee
Idon't Know trololololololololol
Dan: "OHHHHH FRICK ME TRYNA......"
Phil: *Makes a face*
Dan: "Wot was that face?"
Phil: "It was my excitement."
w h y a r e y o u g u y s l i k e t h i s ?
Oh. My. God. SHIPSHIPSHIPSHIPSHIP
Phil *pretends to die*
Dan "finally"
That part made me cry laughing 😂
"You're the e on the end of life." -Dan Howell
The most adorable quote 👌🏻
why is my goldfish...
drowning?
Shomossafayat... you can actually drown a fish. Pull it backwards while its swimming,
Kayla Leuthner are you talking from experience. 🙃
my fish actually drowned irl, dont ask
Shomossafayat lol
Why is my goldfish anti social and a jerk? *looks at eridan*
Petition for Dan and Phil to play twister
The Fantastic Foursome already played. Look it up!
But like with who though, plus they've played it as fetuses with pj and Chris
YES PLZ
Anna Kowalczyk again!
YES AGAIN
AGAIN
"where can I buy-"
Phil - "skin"
My mind - *flashes back to the skin fic I read yesterday*
*NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
Why have you reminded me of that!!!!
Was that the one about sunscreen?
@@ayaanazamir9910 yessssssss ;-;
@@akras_a noooooooooooooooo love ur username btw
Mom: are you watching dad and mom?
Me: yes, yes I am XD
Misutikku Heiwajima-Orihara Lol
Why did I read this as Dan and mom?
Misutikku Heiwajima-Orihara OMG I LOVE YOUR MOM
My mum: are you watching dip and Phil
Me: always?
Love that I can watch these two while hiding in my room, avoiding a holiday party downstairs.
Brynley Louise same, maybe we are the same person
Brynley Louise I'll be doing that later
ItsAnna I'll be doing you later
That Random Artist 😱
ssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee
13:14 dan, you should know better as to not mention hamsters. don't trigger the memories of the hat fic.
Eevee AJ and every month we buy a new hamster :)
Some crazy fangirl you are evil
Some crazy fangirl Stop it-_-
Tasmanian Devil I'm sorry I feel bad now 😂
Nicole Hunter - Rodriguez I'm so sorry
RANDOM FACT
The least popular harry potter movie (Prisoner of Azkaban) still made 90 million more than the most popular twilight movie
Lmao
dnp: we're not getting a fish anytime soon
dnp now: MEET OUR BETTA FISH
Wow that E is really edg-E
AAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
I'll let myself out.
Alphabetical Order no
Just
No
That was beautiful
Alphabetical Order AND STAY OUT
You my dear friend, are going places.
+amazingdanandphilarenotonfire Hai
Phil- a bit wayward
me-why?!..........CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
Mrs. Bootygirl they're will be peace when you are done..
charly bernal lay your weary head to rest
Faith 27 Don't you cry no more
dn dn dn dn dnnn DN DN DN DND DN DND ND ND D ND DND NANANANANANANA NA NA NA NAH NAH NNANAAANANAAAHH
on a stormy sea of moving emotion
GUYS! Phil's goldfish was named Frank. Please, tell me that anyone else has read Mark of Athena?
I thought the same exact thing!!!!!
Spike Howtler yESSSS OBVIOUSLY I HAVE
FRANK ZHANGGGGGG
Frank zang
Jason grace
Piper mclean
Hazel lequisive
Percy Jackson
AnnaBeth chase
Leo
Nico diangelo
Will solace
Reyna
Spike Howtler I HAVE
oldest gold fish ever recorded was 43 years old, most live to 16
Grace m Really? Mine lived a week
mine lived to a year .-.
Rhiannon xx yeah
Rhiannon xx oh, I knew they coukd bmget big, but I didn't know they all get big
That's adorable
Fun fact: there's actually a town in the US with a dog as it's mayor.
I've lived in the US my whole life and haven't heard of that. which town has a dog as mayor?
***** I don't remember which one. I just know it was in a National Geographic Kids magazine
Orange Vampire ok. thanks. :)
Orange Vampire I think it's Minnesota!?
Orange Vampire WHATT
"where can I buy human skin" *cough cough* The Skin Fic
betty6788170 MSP dont look it up it will ruin your life lol
is it worst than the hat fic
you made me spit my drink.
EmilyMyers shit
no
Why when Dan basically said 'Fuck me' Phil made his "Excited face"...?
he made the face b4 he said it but ok
megan stop it.
I can't stop replaying that part😂
12:00 Goldfish are supposed to live 15-20 years. However, they actually need WAY bigger habitats to live than just a fishbowl, and they will often grow bigger with more space. Most domesticated goldfish barely live a year because people don't know how to properly care for them, due to all the misinformation out there. The fact that Phil's goldfish lived so long just shows that he is a good person and genuinely cares about animals enough to research how to provide for all their needs and keep them safe and healthy.
Dan: *Voldy voice* Avada Kedavra.
Phil: Omph! *hand to heart*
Dan: Finally.
This is my favourite part of the video >♡
me: *offended and confused*
Yes, we all watched the video. We know what happened.
This had me choking
Dan and Phil, please play
1. Twister
2. Goat Simulator
3. Who's Your Daddy
4. Reddits 50/50 challenge
5. Pom Gets Wifi
6. Google Quick Draw
7. Literally any fucking board game
Thank you and regards,
the Phandom.
Jungkookie good ideas
Jungkookie Pom gets wifi is a must.
Jungkookie DAN AND PHIL PLAY MY HORSE PRINCE
Jungkookie ever since I became an army I realised we are everywhere
i now understand how everyone feels about the phandom.....
Jungkookie YES
I heard: "Whoever gets the most points, is the weiner. Whoever loses, sucks."
Me: 😱 WHAT DID I MISS HERE???
*reads 'what did I miss?'*
THOMAS WE ARE ENGAGED-
He said winner not weiner
pain and more pain EYYYYY HAMILTON
pain and more pain IN A BATTLE FOR A NATION’S VERY SOULLLLLLL
pain and more pain
Thomas: Oh, are we? Coolio
fun fact, a dog actually has been mayor before...
also, longest lifespan for a goldfish was 43 years...
Wtf
Who wants a new tumblr tag?
-pop punk- -princess- YES ME ME ME ME MEME
-pop punk- -princess- YES
meeeeeeee
-pop punk- -princess- yeahhhhhh!!
YAS
Frank the goldfish....HOO anyone?
Where my demigods at?!
I am actual HOO trash
Literal Trash I DIDN'T REMEMBER THAT. I'm in shame
Literal Trash YESH BRO
omgggg yaas frank and hazel is my otp next to dan and phil, and percy and annabeth
Literal Trash AYY HI DEMIGODS! Who's y'all's godly parent? Mine's Poseidon.
I laughed so hard at the end that I spit my drink into my own face.
Allura Durand how did u manage that😂
Well done👏😂
Phil: says Wayward
Me: carRY ON MY WAYWARD SONNNNNNNN
.....there'll be peace when you are done.....
lay your weary head to rest
don't you cry no more
Victoria Greenleaf I am the wayward Hayward
. . . Once I rose above the noise and confusion . . .
phil: ''im almost on you dan''
me: oh really *wink wink*
YASS
mikatana is not on fire I was thinking the same thing!!😏😂
mikatana is not on fire I thought the exact same
Well, the "Masters" back in action
mikatana is not on fire wtf
When it said "has a dog ever been...." My mind immediately told me A PET NAMED STEVE
Sam R SAME
Sam R Same XD
Yaassss!!
Same
YASSSSS
Why does Phil - have a cereal fetish
How does Dan - will himself to live
Well we all know who wrote those
Has a dog ever been
Me: a pet named Steve
Zayde Nicolas that's from markiplier
Izzy Pines yupperdoodles
Zayde Zodiac I laughed so hard at this😂
MARKKKKKK
oh god
Idea: dan vs Phil: cards against humanity
Just imagining Phil playing that makes me laugh XD
Anne IJzerman lol who was he playing it with??
Cathy M I saw it in one of Zoë's old vlogs. I think it was her, Dan, Marcus, Louise and a few more; the British youtube crew.
yeah and phil won
jesus christ... nooo xD
Goldfish can live up to 16 years..... the oldest one I've had lived a month....
*I think I'm the killer of fish*
Don't worry I killed one of mine in a day.
*Quietly mourns over Glimmer's death*
NarwhalMadness same I had a goldfish named ponyo that only lived for a day it led a depressing life
mine lived for 3 hours its ok
The Geeky Jellyfish I've actually killed five fish
The Geeky Jellyfish a goldfish that is properly cared for should live for close to 20 years. If your goldfish did not live at least ten years you probably did not have t in a ten+ gallon tank and the water was probably too cold. You also probably didn't add water softening drops to it (tap water is too harsh for most fish) and probably didn't give it enough mental stimulation in the form of scenery. Goldfish aren't really as delicate as we think, most people just don't bother learning how to take care of them properly or what their actual needs are.
dan: **voldemort things**
phil: **has seizure**
Pinof 1: "i would bang Voldemort"
Dan: “How to look sick” Stop trying to get time off work
Also Dan: *told his employers he had diarrhea to party with his friends*
Phil, your parents just replaced Frank every 3 years. Sorry, buddy.
That's what I was thinking too
Scrunch Meehehe I had the same thoughts 😂
poor phil...
Scrunch Meehehe huh😂
😂😂
Scrunch Meehehe Actually you never know. The oldest goldfish on record was 43 years old and there's one alive right now that like 38 or something.
Actually a goldfish is supposed to live a very long life (I'd say approx. 15-20 years). They just don't live long because we think it's normal to put them in a little tank whereas they actually need a certain amount of water and space and a large aquarium just like any fish. And also because we don't know that, we tend to buy another one to keep them company but most of the time they are in a very, very little space, even for one.
This was all explained in a French tv show, they even went to people who offer little goldfishes in fairs (when kids play they recieve a fish or a toy) and told them that it was abusive against fish and that technically the law is against it. But most people just don't know that and think that a goldfish in a little bowl is normal, just like I did before watching this show.
I hope you learned something poeple lmao
Kenza D yay someone else that knows!
My goldfish lives for three years but I shit you not my mum fucking poisoned it!
Kenza D ok smartie pants
Kenza D
And my mom said you can’t learn anything from you tube
Kenza D I set my last goldfish free cuz they were all dying and she is still living I set her free when I was 8 I’m now 13
phil: how do you spell philosophers?!
me: English language degree...
dan later when he says “how do you spell sorcerers?!”: english language degree...
me and dan. same mind
“Why is my hamster escaping?”
“Betraying me”
“Leaving me although I give it everything it wants”
“SUKI”
SUKIII”
“SUKI WHERE ARE YOU SUKI?”
i love your profile picture so much
"Why does phil- have a cereal fetish" WHAT THE HELL WHICH ONE OF YOU WEOTE THAT!?
BUTTER GLUTTON FOREVER!
that's what I was thinking! I was like "did-did phil really write that? has dan been writing them? wait what"
Joanne Dalima im think Dan writes almost all of them 😂
Your name tho
No caps. Definitely Dan
livenarrator I love how obvious that is
Harry Potter And the PHILosipher's stone!!!!
Drayton666 !! eyyyy
did u reeeeaaallyyyy
Gryffindoor_at_Hogwarts I just read that in Dan's voice...
Drayton666 !! that is true beauty😚
Drayton666 !! eyyyyyy lmao
WOOAHH WERE Half WAY THEEERE! WOOOOOAHH DOG ELECTED MAYOR!
Snicks •-•
thank you.
Baked carrot No prob dude *finger guns*
WOOAHH WERE HALF WAY THEEERE!
WOOOOOAH LIPSTICK ON A PEAR!
You were always quite the loser, Jeremyyyyy
amazing existential danosaur do you wanna get, do you wanna get, do you wanna get inside my mothers car? Driving on slow, don’t you say no, jerry can you be coerced~?
"Where can I buy human babies?" This is the content I love.
How to look sick?
Me: you don't need to. Just say you have diarrhoea and no one will ask.
(If no one gets that it's gonna be real awkward)
Spirit_breakers let's just hope out boss don't try to check up on us tho
Spirit_breakers what if they come to ur house to check on u and u were at a party
Spirit_breakers I feel like I get it but I'm probably wrong lmao
Spirit_breakers I feel like I understand but I probably don't im dumb and slow😂😂
Spirit_breakers Ahaha got it 😂
omg dan and phil should play cards against humanity
Erik Rowekamp yes
Erik Rowekamp omfg YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Its not really appropriate as the have quite a young audience.
i know they have before and phil won (its not on yt though)
Flash forward to them playing it
Literally don’t care how old these videos are I will always come back to them! Something about the old RUclips, and just Dan and Phil is calming and brings me back to a happier moment.
Fast forward to 2019 when Phil actually got a fish and Dan decorated the tank
Google: how to look...
Dan: SEXY!!!
Josey H. - is your profile picture the man on the cover of the outsiders? sorry if i'm wrong but...
YES IT TOTALLY IS AH I LOVE THE OUTSIDERS IM SO HAPPY
Sadie Smith Hahaha yes it it. It's my favorite book.
Josey H. stay gold ponyboy....stay gold
Josey H. i literally thought of that and then be said it
Anyone remember me??
Team Shibe hello from the other siiiide
rainbow-dash loyalty hello from the owl sliiiiide
Team Shibe xD
Team Shibe TOOSOONMAN
oh my god
my goldfish died after 4 days ;------; RIP Cass
Castiel 'FlashTheAssbutt' :3 may they rest in peace
sneeky burb your died 3days mine died 3hours
Get a refund. They sold you a defective fish.
My friend had one that lived for 3 hours. It was a fair fish tho.
May your fish rest in pepperoni.
6 fair gold fish all died in less than a month. 😭
I know a bit about dogs. Dogs have been eaten before. The Yulin meat festival in China is a festival where people capture dogs from the streets or their homes, they are skinned, cooked and eaten. This disgusts me, because I adore dogs. Also, dogs are very intelligent. I watched a program, I can't remember what it was called, but people trained dogs to fl a plane. FLY A PLANE!! I think they are VERY intelligent. Just my opinion though. No hate please. Thanks :)
( sorry if I offended any people, but dogs are hurt and abused in countries, other than China, Thailand also) sorry 😐
Pugpugz 2004 that festival should be banned, it makes me so sad. My friend works for a dog shelter and she tries to save all the dogs
Pugpugz 2004 I hate Yulin. I am a vegetarian 💚
Did you hear about the satay sticks in Bali that were claimed to be chicken (I think) and we’re actually dog? This disgusted me so much honestly
Well, if you feel sorry for dogs, you should be for any other animals. In Italy we eat frogs and horses. Pigs and chickens are eaten everywhere. It's just a matter of culture.
@@currentlyscreaming3792 as much as I agree I think its just because dogs are usually a pet rather than a farm and meat only animal so it's only offensive based on your culture. Americans eat cows and people dont in India and think Americans are gross for doing that. Idk just my input that no one asked for
You don't know how badly I wanted Phil to win!!!
is it bad that i feel that way with every dan vs phil?
kirstielynnx3 not at all!!! The precious cupcake deserves to win 😭😭
Domi Kat I read this comment before I actually watched and I was so sad the whole time I watched the video bc I was rooting for phil & I thought you meant Dan won 😂😭
😂Same Cap
River Catcher 😂
Dan and Phil both know what happened to that hamster
noooooooooooooooo
Phanic!AtTheWeekndHarmonizerCrybaby your name is life!
STAHP
LEAVE
Phanic!AtTheWeekndHarmonizerCrybaby TO SOON
I love at the very beginning where dan says we already know all Phil's secrets because we have no lives
Yep
That's accurate
4:22 there’s a reason why it’s called a pride
"how do you spell philosopher ?" philip you did english language at uni shouldn't you know this smh
Lewlav Abra I bet he knew, it's just that he was insecure perhaps, I'm the same, I tend to be insecure about my answers, even if they are correct
Lewlav Abra well yes, I mean I knew it and I'm from Germany .. ^^
like 1/3 of philosopher is your name phil get your head in the game
It was about whether there should be an apostrophe or not really since it can work both ways.
PHILosopher
sorry
Harry Potter and the PHILosiphers stone
Sophie Lou Hello fellow potterhead
Sophie Lou Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkaDAN
Sophie Lou Harry Potter and the DANly HOWELLs
Harry Potter and the Order of the PHILnex
😂😭😂
Okay we have
*team shebe* ^_^
VS
TEAM DESTROYER!!!!!
Hannah Kate irving *shibe
Phil: who would want to buy human teeth
Phil 2020 on wish: ...
DANIEL *JAMES* HOWELL SHARES MY IDOL'S MIDDLE NAME
OMG
*nudge*
harry *james* potter
Avery Chappell I love you for this comment.
Niall or Liam?
Kayla Fowler I thought the same thing😂
you know you're trash when you instantly think of mikey way
Phil: kinda like Family-
Me: feud
Phil:fortunes
Me:what
Karis Alpire Over here it Britain it family fortunes it the same as family feud
Karis Alpire it's what we call family feud in the UK
Karis Alpire same
Karis Alpire It's a UK thing. We're totally cool
Karis Alpire Ikr
11:18 Daniel had a voice crack. Lmao. XD
Norman 💙🐠
"why is my hamster..."
my mind went to a really dark place
Ferz Hidalgo same
Ferz Hidalgo
*points to door* L E A V E
Emily Buffington Make sure you close the door
Elise C the goddamn door
Ferz Hidalgo so did mine!!😂🙈😳 Help me...
can we just appreciate their background photo on the computer is a volcano
I guess Dan IS on fire.
sorry, I'll leave now
much fandom lol
+
Cupcake Without The Icing plus
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4:23. Phil was telling us something.
15 years is actually a normal life expectancy for a healthy goldfish. Most pet goldfish live shorter lives because people keep them in tanks that are too small and don’t change the water properly.
When Phil said why is Larry floating my face fell. My first fish named Larry had a seizure and exploded
NatalieSigns Holy god that's a graphic image to put in my head
NatalieSigns that just made me laugh sorry lol
NatalieSigns I had a fish that did the same heck
NatalieSigns awww ;n;
NatalieSigns w h a t
fish are weird
WHY THE FUCK is dan wearing color?
Because his soul is happy
He is with Phil
Nerissa Gladstone HELLS YEAH
Natalia Belli because he can
2k17 rebranding
“Not gonna be getting a goldfish anytime soon”
meanwhile NORMAN
12:22 subtitles: yep, I bet that's it
when dan brought up hamsters
triggered af
Dalia Garcia same
Dalia Garcia me 2
Dalia Garcia Same tho
So true!!
Dalia Garcia and when Phil brought up skin
Is Dan.....
Not wearing Black?!?!!!???
Phandøm Trash Can that brand died a while ago 😂
Phandøm Trash Can ikr What is HAPPENING
Phandøm Trash Can I KNOW I HATE IT TOO
Allymcpally bts born to slay
Phil, Phil is what's happening
OH
MY
GOOOOOODDD!
5:25 subtitles
*Dan's laugh of pure joy*
'not gonna be getting a goldfish any time soon' little do they know that less than three years later....
... norman has arrived