IS IT PAINFUL TO DIE?! - Dan and Phil play Google Feud #2
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- Опубликовано: 7 фев 2017
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We are down to the final macaroon so we play an intense game of Google Feud to decide who gets to eat it!
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Music: Kevin Macleod - Incompetech.com 
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Dear World: Please keep duct tape away from your fish
DanAndPhilGAMES ok
DanAndPhilGAMES omg
i love you
DanAndPhilGAMES and your babies...
DanAndPhilGAMES FUCK ME
"can i be a...lawyer"
appARENTLY NOT DANIEL
Holly this is to much 😂😂😂😂
omg
Holly
wow
Holly tOOK ME A FUCKING WHILE
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dan: Could I be a lawyer?
Oh the irony.
Sokka's-First-Fangirl ikr
I could see it now... My imagination is messed up
Sokka's-First-Fangirl ikr😂😂😂
"No you can't"
Sorry if it's totally obvious and I'm totally lame for not knowing, but why exactly is that ironic?
Phil: You can be anything
Dan: Can I be a cannibal
GiannaZolo me: no dan be a potato you know you want to
GiannaZolo Dr. Lecter approves this message.
Dannibal Lecter
GiannaZolo lol
GiannaZolo when
How to raise:
Phil - Kittens!
Dan - a p e n i s
This describes their personalities so well xD
"completely not kink related I just want death" OKAY ME TOO DAN
Julie Eyerman I've never related so much
I CANT HANDLE DAN. "I'm gonna choke myself, completely non-kink related I just want death" I'm literally laughing so hard 😂
Carly Grace 😂😂😂
Carly Grace sounds like me tbh
phil: yES, ANOTHER POINT
dan: *realizes he’s gonna lose*
phil: someone’s gonna get a macaroon in his mouth tonight
dan: *angrily biting sweater strings* i dOn’T eVeN wAnT iT!!1
"I'm gonna choke myself. Completely not kink related, I just want death"
-Dan 2017
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH DUCK TAPE AND BABIES YOU CREEPY WEIRDOS" *fucking dies on the floor laughing*
kaiii
Mere EXO-L same
Hello, there fellow EXO-L
"Is duct tape safe for kidnapping your Senpai?" -Dan
Dan kidnapped Phil and used duct tape, Phil is his senpai
*I knew it*
Gaaaaaassssssppppp THAT HAPPENED DIDNT IT FUCK I JUST REALISED
Amazing profile pic
true
of course he is we already knew this
Dan:"Can I be a lawyer?"
*lol apparently not*
Too soon 😂😂
Way to crush dreams into a fine powder and snort it
IM CACKLING
I'M FUCKING DYING
Wow, just wow
3 minutes in and dans already yelling
little human OMG IS THAT PIDGE
little human Pidge you are EVERYWHERE
PIDGE!!! 😃
little human he was yelling 7 seconds in
little human I CAN SEE MY BEAN PIDGE
OK but why is Dan messing with his hoody strings so much I'm just like SIT STILL MY CHILD
Annalynn Pyles HES HARD AF, no other explanation
Annalynn Pyles bc he's me
Annalynn Pyles
Ikr
"You've gOT UNEVEN TOggLES!"
Annalynn Pyles I noticed that. I actually do it a lot when I where a hoodie. Maybe he's a fidgeter? (For me I think it was a form of stimming.)
I find it ironic how Daniel typed "Can I be a Lawyer?", when he went to University for law. Anyone else?
That's more of a coincidence but ya, I see what you're getting at.
Actually no. I'm wrong. It is indeed irony and not a coincidence.
Is it just me or is Daniel so cute when he chews on his hoodie strings.
Yaaaaaaassss😍👌
When isn't he cute?
Linda Waddell not just you :3
“Does Dan care?
NoooOOOoO"
He’s always really cute... •~•
Is it just me or are Dan and Phil getting cuter?
k2ss13 no i think he is
k2ss13 I loved them all along... 😍😘😍😘😍😘
k2ss13 I chooseeeeeee the latter
k2ss13 omg yes!
k2ss13 it is not just you
I think Dan finally got bored of straightening his hair
Sister Daniel god we are so fucking blessed
Sister Daniel Sister im nun...der water with you
im done okay bye
Sister Daniel It looks great
Sister Daniel I love it
i love his curly poodle hair 👌😍
"Is duct tape safe for fish" what are you doing with your fish????
duck tape
@@whimbrella duct tape
@@ellenlouise8135 quack
@@whimbrella Moo
Phil:Is it safe for.....
Dan:Kidnapping your senpai.
Me:.....so,you?
@soha farooki THANK U FOR THIS COMMENT. THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
The captions at that part hahah
h a m s t e r s
"someones gonna get a sweet macaroon in HIS mouth tonight' i DIED
"- of getting that delicious sweet treat" YOU ARE KILLING MEEEE
"kidnapping your senpai" same Dan lol. im getting "How to befriend your favorite internet stars" flashbacks haha
THE DAN FEEDING PHIL BIT OMG
ducttapeisnotonfire and AmazingMacaroon
I love youtube PHIL SAID IT LIKE 2 CHOICES IN!
"someone's gonna get a sweet macaroon in his mouth tonight"
-and other sentences by Phil
Tiny Marshmallow WHY ARE YOU UNDER EVERY COMMENT LMAO
Twenty Paphonies I love your channel. I used to see you on every tøp video ever, and now I see you on every Dan and Phil video ever.
I freaking love your channel
DAD
"Does Dan care?"
"NOOOOOOOO"
I died
Phil: How to raise your -
Dan: *pEnIs*
Dan was so hurt in the beginning when he found out Phil ate all the macaroons
Macarons
That lil fattie Daniel
Connie The Corgi
President Macaroon
I know, right?
I would’ve
"Is it painful to die?" I dunno, wanna test that?
OHOHOHOOOOOO
ooh, edgy
* Winky face emoji *
Dan predicted the *E* meme a year before it happened
Phil: I just want to eat it normally
Me: Phil that was the complete opposite of normal
Both Dan and his hair have given up on being straight
Lovely Trashcan Best. Comment. Ever.
Ikr btw
Lovely Trashcan ikr
Lovely Trashcan I fucking love this
Lovely Trashcan This comment is way too real
Lovely Trashcan HAHAH TOO REAL
"It's not kink related" "bondage" YOURE KILLING ME SMALLS
"Thick" WHY ME
YOUR KILLING ME SMALLS. OMFG DID YOU GET THIS FROM THAT MOVIE. WE WATCHED THAT AT THE END OF THE YEAR. XD
RandomPants bruh that's what my eighth grade science teacher used to say.....
I've watched this so many times and I still can't get over that *"e e e E E E E E e E E !"*
Dan guesses the weirdest shit
When Phil said "someone's going to get a tasty macaroon in his mouth tonight" I was like, oh god Phil calm down!
me too lol
OH MY GOD SAME
But I love how he was talking about himself (because he was winning) but Dan said "I don't even want it"😂😂
Emily Dietrich same
omg ikr
DAN KNOWS WHAT HES FUCKING DOING WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO FEED PHIL
HE WAS LITERALLY LOOKING AT US THE WHOLE TIME IM DONE
YoHarryYou'reAWizard I KNOW THIS LITTLE SHIT TEASING US
YoHarryYou'reAWizard of course he does. They read the comments. They know that 25% of the comments will be commenting on PHANPROOFOMGGGGG and they just don't gaf anymore
YoHarryYou'reAWizard honestly he gives zero fucks now he's just messing with us at this point
he wants to trigger us all :(
Dan has a blue tongue in this video
Blue=4 letters
Square has 4 sides
Half of a square is a triangle. The reason it's halved is because there is two people on this screen.
A triangle has 3 sides
The illuminati is a triangle
DAN=ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
same.
Phantastic Nigahiga reference or no🤔🙃
Phantastic poop also has 4 letters
danisonfire no lol
To much math
How people learn how to raise babies:
Step one: get an older child
Step two: torture the child
Step three: find out that isn't good
Step four: don't do it to the new child and leave the older, broken one
Basically life
As my parent's eldest daughter, I can confirm this is 100% true
My parents definitely used this method
A-are you ok?
Yup
"SOMEONES GONNA GET A SWEET MACAROON IN HIS MOUTH TONIGHT"
PHILLLLLL WHYYY
nobody at all
It wouldn't have been as bad if Phil hadn't said tonight tbh
Ya know, after Phil said that I could practically hear Dan saying "I'm gonna put something else in your mouth if your not quiet." And I made myself uncomfortable.
Corniles 67 now that's fucking talent m8
LuphiaUncovered - thanks bro ;)
Corniles 67 OML sameeee😍👌
"It is safe for kidnapping your senpai" 😂😂😂
Teenage Bookworm Dan would know
Kat M Omg you remember that video-
Elizabeth Donaghy of course ;)
dan's shock at "is duct safe for skin" was so funny to me as a transmasculine person
dirt nasty me tho
Bitch me too, the fuck
get a fucking binder don't use tape
*(says this while completing binding with tape)*
Trans boii :)
yeet
When he said 'you raise my up' i sang 'so i can walk on mountains'... im a dork
"I've googled Michael Clifford"
Phil what have you been up to?
Vrisha S fangirling
Vrisha S writing 5sos fan fiction
5sos ships! Malum vs. Mashton.
Malummm
Vrisha S Dan : types Michael Clifford
Google feud: x
Phil: I googled Michael Clifford
Me: same Phil same and I'm triggered he's not on there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I like dipping" anyone else think of "DIP ME!!!!" .... Dan what have you been doing with phil.....?
I will forever be confused by that comment and Dan's cheeky face after that?
nothing, you're just creepy lmao
one of my favourite Dan Tropes is when he is VERY DRAMATIC about something and EXCLAIMS A LOT ABOUT THIS UNJUST THING and then just goes 'whatever'
He is the source of my personality fr
how is 'how to raise the dead' not there!?
Because if you watch the right shows, you know how :)
There are to kinds of people
I’ve searched that multiple times. Three of those times were in class. When I was meant to be working on an assignment. I need help.
I know!! I was thinking the same thing
Random Emo Trash is that.... is that a PJO reference??
my sister asked me why i thought dan and phil were so funny, and i had to think about it for a second, but i finally came up with an answer : Dan is full of cynical, dry humour that can be hysterical, and Phil has the soul of a five-year-old unicorn.
Owllover 123 Who lives with Dan.
Owllover 123 true tho
I think that's exactly it. They're pretty much a different as they could be but it somehow works so well. They both simultaneously find each other funny and find each other ridiculous.
It's stupid but it's true
Everyone tells me that I have a dry sense of humour. reason why I love Dan's ironical, sarcastic humour.
Can we all just take a moment and acknowledge that "how to raise your gpa" was on the list. Because every high school student should feel the pain of this truth
dan flipping shit about using tape on babies, animals and skin was the best thing i've ever experienced
I’m emotional and crying and eating chips and watching dan and phil
what a way to spend a monday night
The best
Highlights of video:
-Dan's curly hair
-Phil ate most of the macaroons
-"I like dipping things" Dan about Team Condiment
-LOLRant
-P E R S O N A L S P A C E
-Is duct tape safe for... 'kidnapping your senpai?'
-"I'd say bondage" "I'm kidding"
-Dan feeding Phil the macaroon. "No, Phil I have to give you it." While looking @ the camera multiple times.
He knows what he's doing, and he's not gonna stop anytime soon
Ashley Wood whiiiich will mostly likely be illmakeuhowell's video in about four hours
"Is that what you wanted? Is that what you fucking wanted?" -Dan Howell (from a livestream)
also
- "you have the penis!" (WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS)
- and right after - "stop saying penis" "penis penis penis" like in one of the first pinofs (actually it was in amazingdan, just checked 😂)
I imagined him saying, " triggered you damn phannies 😂"
verxnicv
Phil: Penis Dan. Penis , Penis, Penis. What is your favorite fruit and Phil's too. :)
DAN WAS KEEPING EYE CONTACT WITH US THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS APPROACHING PHIL WITH THAT MACAROON. HE KNEW THAT WE WANTED IT. HE KNEW THAT WE WERE THE LITTLE SHITS WE ARE.
ONE OF US ONE OF US
ur name
HAMILTRASH
and Peggy i havent shipped it in years but even I felt that
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
My cousin has a curse jar she heard u so now she says u owe her a few cents lol
"Someone is gonna get a sweet macaroon in his mouth tonight" OKAY BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR THINKING DIRTY HERE
Why is Dan's tongue blue
Nadja Ilic He had a delicious blue hamster last night
Trash Can I'm gonna delete myself now
Nadja Ilic maybe he had some of that watermelon stuff Martyn gave Phil for Christmas? idkk. Haha.
Maybe he had some of Phil's watermelon juice thing (he showed it in a liveshow)
Nadja Ilic Because his soul is getting its color since he lives with Phil 24/7
Phil: I just want to eat it normally!!
*shoves macaroon in his mouth and makes victory gestures*
Me: WAIT SO I HAVE BEEN EATING MACAROONS LIKE AN IDIOT THIS WHOLE TIME!?
Jess Serpent I can't deal with this fandom, I love you all so much
Zoey Mattey yaas phandom is phantastic..
I'm not sorry pham
Ethiopian chick god dammit dude..... 😂
gaming nuggeys I just thought I should let you know I appreciate your name
gaming nuggeys I couldn't help it , admit it.. it was kinda punny
Dan being triggered makes my day! 😂👌🏻❤️
Anyone realize Dan's blue tongue lol
😅
it's called a lollypop
Ella Hickey no he’s a secret smurf eater apparently
When
Random Emo Trash ahahahahahahaha I get it
I'M SO DONE WITH THESE TWO! DAN FEEDING HIM THE MACAROON! GIVING US EYE CONTACT LIKE THAT! HE FUCKING KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING!
RaesofLight obviously!😂 he has admitted it before
?
Am2 When? On a live show?
Kiara Bilyk on a comment, someone said "now dan's just fucking with us" (because of how he acted towards phil in that video lol) and he answered "yup"
If you put captions on when he's feeding him the macaroon it says "ha, I was gonna lick it"
"How to raise:"
Phil: "A Baby!"
Dan: "Your Penis."
there are two types of people
ScienceAndBandoms YES YES
AmandaIsNotAPanda the difference between them right there
ScienceAndBandoms uh other people r called amanda too
Zoie~ Then there's me who saw your profile pic and shouted" Yassssssssss"
summary of the video: don't use duct tape on living things, and let dan feed u a macaroon
Hampsters...
Ella Peartree I
THE FLASHBACKS
Nymthadora Tonks love the profile pic and name
skin..
Y'all please stop refering to crep fics
Phil is literally me with food.
"There were eight"
"I WAS HUNGRY"
*HE LITERALLY LOOKED AT ALL OF US WHEN FEEDING PHIL*
Kassandra Estes sit it made me so uncomfortable I literally cringed my whole body shivered i couldn't
Kassandra Estes I honestly wish he wouldn't
Kassandra Estes he always does that little poodle
He hates us and wants us to suffer
He knows us too well because he is just like us
"Michael..."
Me: "MICHAEL WAY, MICHAEL JAMES WAY."
dan: what are you doing with RATS?!
phil: i guess you could use it on their collars
*yes phil because rats totally wear collars*
Personally I'm cuddling rats 😌
"Someone's going to get a sweet macaroon in his mouth tonight."
This can be taken two ways.
"What are you doing, Dan?"
"I'm feeding it to you."
me me i hate him he did that to fucking give us heart palpitation..
does dan care??? NOOOOOO
"I'm gonna choke myself. Completely non-kink related, I just want death."
-Dan Howell, 2017
"Someone's gonna have a sweet macaroon in their mouth tonight." OH ARE THEY NOW PHIL?
Raindapple & Leafdapple so many dirty jokes
i thought something very dirty tho...
AquaTheArtist Link plz lmao
Dan and Phil should do a conspiracy theory video
*signs name to petition*
I second this
Yaas
I played this and the question I got was "What happens if I eat..." and I guessed for some reason myself and it was #2.
wtf
Okay so I was just playing this game and the beginning of the question was "Is it fun to be a..." and literally one of the answers that can up was "pet named Steve" ........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Markiplier reference
It's always a pet named Steve
Dan: "is duct tape safe for Kidnapping your senpai"
me: "Dan you tested that theory remember"
Curly hair. Blue tongue. Feeding a macaroon. Product placement. Regular uploads. Writing in a Death Note. 2017 is amazing so far.
Yes it is!
BelleFlower15 plus they said penis like 1586325 times in this video so yay
Dan wanted to lady and the tramp style that with Phil haha he kept getting closer but when Phil took it dan looked so disappointed poor dan
3:05 "put me on the trending tab please"
and he was !!!!
im putting my grades up for adoption
because i cant raise them
Jessica Wold you are amazing
My grades are like my artwork. They're hard to make, and once I'm finished, I leave them on a random counter and never change them again.
Candle Kate same
Jessica Wold what an original joke!1!1!🙄
I love this.
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT DAN'S OBNOXIOUSLY BLUE TONGUE
MrTheKunzer i see you everywhere
MrTheKunzer love your videos
MrTheKunzer senpai
There are these sweets called 'brain lickers' in England that turn your toung blue x
MrTheKunzer love your vids😍
Micheal... in the bathroom
at a party, no you can't come in
*is duct tape safe for hamsters*
😶😶😶🙃🔫
TisI TheFrenchiestFry
Lafayette
TisI TheFrenchiestFry hi lafayette!!!
Hat.....fic........ must..... get.......out..of..head
*Nu you sick child*
I love how dan is lecturing Phil over eating the macaroons when he's clearly been eating sweets cause he has a blue tongue
Kat Queen I KNOW
Kat Queen what is a blue tongue?
Miles colinson it means his tongue is blue because he's been eating blue sweets
Miles colinson a tongue that is blue
Unless Phil's spunk is blue
dan: feeds phil while looking at the camera/us as if saying "is that what you fucking wanted"
me: feels personally attacked
Same
3:05
And you were Daniel. For nearly two weeks. So proud of you
dan: when was the last time i had one? it was two days ago!
you ate si-
phil: shhhhhhhhhh
dan and phil have such a funny dynamic cause dan has cronic existential crisis and phil is just a banana
tinythingy4 true dat
The FairyAMV Girl y
tinythingy4 describing Phil as a banana is surprisingly fitting
miCcrooOOWAveE Is An Onomatopoeia If Dan Says So TRUE BANANA FITS SO WELL AND I DONT KNOW WHY
miCcrooOOWAveE Is An Onomatopoeia If Dan Says So I love your username it's beautiful
Okay we all know Dan was feeding Phil in slow motion for us to screen shot. Don't deny it Danny😏😂
For the gifs!
Creative S We thank Dan for that cause he understands our weirdness
Creative S The way he stared at the camera
Oh geez.
omg i nearly dropped dead when phil said he had the DEATH NOTE 😂😂
nearly DROPPED DEAD *ba dum tss* xD
When i was little i thought that duct tape was made out of ducks
i think i love dan and phil more than i love myself and i think ... that i'm okay with it
Mood
Same
Dan freaking out about duct tape is quality entertainment.
You're... what?? THE WhiskerMoon? Watching Dan and Phil? My life is complete xD Hey btw :)))
i've googled "is it painful to die"
Youmna Sawaf but... why?
Same
danny has a blue tongue
Poor soul: //sneezes
Normal person: bless you
Me: May Sister Daniel bless your soul.
Omg XD I should start doing that
Amazing Anna is not on fire I need to do that. People already think I'm insane.
i love this
I did it to my best friend and she said "I KNOW WHAT THAT'S FROM ANNA"
"How?" "IT'S YOUR LOCK SCREEN ON YOUR PHONE IDIOT "
You can see Dan knows what he's doing to us
Danish Dragon HE LITERALLY JUST KILLED ME.I AM DECEASED!#!
Danish Dragon He's a troll😂😭
I feel like it's real, but there is always the chance they are messing with us. we'll never know.....
oh, he knows. They've both known for a looong time, but now it all seems intentional
Danish Dragon I thought they were gonna kiss😢😂
phil saying 'chill out dan' gives me chills idk why
Dan: "Is duct tape safe for bondage? Kidnapping your senpai?"
Also Dan: "If you don't use it for waxing, then why would you use duct tape on skin?!"
what the hell, how conservative are you guys with food? i would've eaten all 8 of those macaroons in 10 minutes.
I KNOW! I once ate a whole bag of chocolates in one night.
Wild Torchic I would have eaten them in five minutes, if I liked coconuts.
They were so small, and I have a mouth as large as Dan (I can fit my whole hand in my mouth) so I would likely eat four of them at once, and then the other four... So, you know, eight in a good minute or two.
Your profile picture and name is beautiful
appreciation post for the fact that mr daniel is finally accepting his beautiful hobbit hair
amazing.mark.septic.pie.isnotonfire preach.
Rewatching this channel!
again.....
When me,an potterhead sees the headline:
"quicker and easier than falling asleep"