Shit Ultrarunners Say 🏃🏻🤣! (An update to the “shit ultramarathoners say”)

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @AMostlyFunctionalJess
    @AMostlyFunctionalJess 2 года назад +32

    'nom nom, nomnomnom' had me creasing but 'yeah I just permanently removed my toenails' is peak comedy

  • @cameronakers7305
    @cameronakers7305 Год назад +7

    I did just remove my big toe nails permanently 😢😂 had to kept getting ingrown nails from running

  • @e3017
    @e3017 2 года назад +2

    Very funny video my friend! Thank you!

  • @danielamestanek7899
    @danielamestanek7899 2 года назад +4

    pickle juice is the best. never occured to me to use it for running. awesome. thanks.

    • @to.lame.to.function5242
      @to.lame.to.function5242 Год назад

      For bike races I’d volunteer to cook bacon and serve pickles and pickle juice.

  • @inakilrg
    @inakilrg 2 года назад +7

    😂😂😂😂 you can totally do a career in comedy 😂😂

  • @ejquezad
    @ejquezad 2 года назад

    I'm loving these shorts

  • @Monkeypack07
    @Monkeypack07 2 года назад

    Masterpiece all the way through 😂😂

  • @robforex8822
    @robforex8822 2 года назад

    More of these!!! Hilarious 😂

  • @mikebruns1300
    @mikebruns1300 2 года назад +6

    I've had someone ask me for TP once. It happens.

  • @rajdeepsingh4228
    @rajdeepsingh4228 2 года назад +7

    Every runner spits 👍👍

    • @thepsychologist8159
      @thepsychologist8159 2 года назад +4

      I don't. I quickly 'fact checked' myself when I just read this comment and realised, for certain, I have never spat during a run (in fact, I haven't done so since high school ... and that was a LOOONG time ago).

    • @philiprudd1697
      @philiprudd1697 2 года назад +3

      @@thepsychologist8159 wow. I'm like a continuous spit and snot machine out there, especially when it's cold.

    • @piggy6801
      @piggy6801 2 года назад +1

      There's two types of runners. The kind that's constantly sniffing to stop the snot from dripping. And the kind that just snorts and then spits every 5 minutes.

    • @thepsychologist8159
      @thepsychologist8159 2 года назад +1

      @@piggy6801 Well honestly, I must be the 3rd type of runner because I don't do either. Seriously. When I run in extreme cold conditions, perhaps the first type of runner, but very rarely (especially now as I have a brilliant treadmill for running when the weather is cold or crap outside).

    • @Kelly_Ben
      @Kelly_Ben 2 года назад +2

      Absolutely not. I've always found people hocking huge lugies on the sidewalk to be gross, so it never crossed my mind to do it while running. Here comes the hypocrisy... I've finally perfected my snot rocket, my sleeves and gloves are much cleaner now! 😆

  • @korzalm
    @korzalm Год назад +1

    mum, mum, mum, mum, meown.

  • @deadair801
    @deadair801 Год назад

    You for got the bears on your back

  • @AmamiHarukaX3
    @AmamiHarukaX3 2 года назад

    That toe nails 😂😂😂

  • @martylynch2784
    @martylynch2784 2 года назад

    Can’t share my TP, will probably need it myself. Really don’t want to have to use my buff…or a sock.

  • @codenameconovers3398
    @codenameconovers3398 Год назад

    You ain’t lying lol 😂😂😂

  • @DavidPalmer
    @DavidPalmer 2 года назад +1

    do you have any pickle juice??? 😂😂

  • @britd0g
    @britd0g 2 года назад

    Best one yet

  • @t.c.9838
    @t.c.9838 2 года назад +18

    Hey man, got any TP?🤣🤣🤣

    • @nikokiko47
      @nikokiko47 2 года назад +2

      I’m a simple road runner, what is TP?

    • @t.c.9838
      @t.c.9838 2 года назад

      @@nikokiko47 toilet paper 🧻

    • @devanhansonmusic
      @devanhansonmusic 2 года назад +1

      @@nikokiko47 Toilet Paper! 😂🤙

    • @nikokiko47
      @nikokiko47 2 года назад

      @@devanhansonmusic oh haha! Is TP an American slang for toilet paper, or only used by trail runners?

    • @devanhansonmusic
      @devanhansonmusic 2 года назад +1

      @@nikokiko47 Yeah many people say TP. TP-ing is a common pass time for teenagers haha. It’s when you throw toilet paper all over trees or houses.

  • @Highnoonshred
    @Highnoonshred 2 года назад

    So on point!!!

  • @StuensSyslerier
    @StuensSyslerier Год назад

    Pickle juice can give you poo burps for sure 😵‍💫🤣

  • @WERK777
    @WERK777 2 года назад +6

    poo burp 🤣😂

  • @pommierunner8494
    @pommierunner8494 2 года назад

    Love this 🤣😂

  • @ludovicpiejos4379
    @ludovicpiejos4379 2 года назад +2

    Damn I signed up for my first 50km in the fall and I only have Garmin forerunner 35, I really don't want to have to buy another watch yet.
    It is possible to do a review on the Hoka Tecton X?

    • @Kelly_Ben
      @Kelly_Ben 2 года назад +2

      I've done my 3 with a Garmin Instinct, no problems, you'll be fine! 😆

    • @ludovicpiejos4379
      @ludovicpiejos4379 2 года назад

      @@Kelly_Ben 😅 Thank you so much :) Yes I am hopeful, I will remove some features to be sure hahaha

  • @SpyderRae
    @SpyderRae 2 года назад

    💯

  • @belle.b.mikaelson
    @belle.b.mikaelson Год назад

    😅😅😅😅😅

  • @collinmorris
    @collinmorris 2 года назад

    Come on man, the tecton has the vibram lite-base… not the Traction lugs. 🙄

  • @jro558
    @jro558 2 года назад

    LOL!

  • @hungmanxxxx2462
    @hungmanxxxx2462 2 года назад

    Lol 😂

  • @level-pedal234
    @level-pedal234 2 года назад

    😂

  • @AlistairLattimore
    @AlistairLattimore Год назад

    BAHAHA, poo burp...

  • @EvenWaysMusic
    @EvenWaysMusic Год назад

    Don't forget offering to show people feet pics after a race...

  • @Lamilton82828
    @Lamilton82828 Год назад

    Poo burp

  • @raw-viking
    @raw-viking 2 года назад

    😂😂😂

  • @LionofDC
    @LionofDC Год назад

    😂😂😂😂