Climbers Only Care About 1 Thing and it's DISGUSTING - Dynology
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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#climbing #bouldering #reddit #thicc #climbingstuff
"There a super soft V7 in fucking... Fontainebleau"
Any other location in the world would have been a better example I think.
well there was the 7B dyno canonball and it was soooo easy, it was downgraded after the hold you jump to broke off... from guys who didn't do it...
Bring oil to the gym instead of chalk and oil up all the smash holds
had a chance to spell it assthetic, decided to click on autocorrect.
Never thought I would see him squirt out his mouth but here we are I guess...
If he advertises that he can squirt he'll get more OnlyFans subs
Legend has it that the first "e" in aesthetic was only added to make it look better
Your guess the grade score brings me joy. Never change
I died at 6:11 at how serious his tone was and then how the second person crashed on the mat 🤣
there is 0 chance this video gets monetized
Don't worry I fixed it
That spit take was the hardest I’ve laughed on RUclips in years
Ayy I made it into the video 9:46 thanks for accepting the application 😂
Great vid as always!
Guess the Grade should be a 10 point system. 1 point for guessing within 1 grade, 2 points for guessing the exact grade.
I legit belly laughed when you spit the water out and did the ahegao face
I love how there’s an imprint of a hand on the thumbnail 😂
2:30
this face should become a meme
That ID pic was malicious
Bro lookin devious
Glad to see my prayer got used.
2:31 laughed to hard while i was drinking during lunch and now everyone thinks i pissed my pants.
Thanks for the laugh tho!
Laught so hard on the OnlyFans thing 😂
I want a list of all the sandbagged V0's. Because I've climbed a couple that I swear are like V3-4 lmao.
Thanks for another great video our lord, glad to see you fight the devils temtations
The Dynoists' prayer should end up on a Rungne tee! 🙏
Easiest V5/6C is probably La Raie des Fesses in Franchard Isatis in Fontainbleau. It's just a mantle on a jug.
lol who graded that shit? i did 5As in bleau that were harder o.O
or compare that to crocodil 6A ... wtf.
@@TheValinov I have noticed a trend in Bleau the last year where a lot of climbs seem to get downgraded over the years when comparing to older guidebooks. Another very good example is that 6A roof climb in L'Elephant
6:51 HOLY SHIT THATS MY GYM
Boulder lab Clayton
That fucking red in the back is evil, and the green in the corner was deceptively difficult and started with bending over across a gap with hands on the slab the feet are on
3:50 He would love it LMAO
The Saint Static Society will be soon take over The Dynology Church.
Ha, no chance! The SSS can crawl sloowly under the rock from where they came from and statically cry themselves to sleep.
@@durabelle we'll see that, we'll see!
I’m banned off Reddit for life 😂😂 kinda sucks sometimes but F that company
BROOOOO 2:30 GOT ME LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
Crazy thing is that there is more dust at the middle line of 2:02
Wow we have climbing stuff doing Ahego face, drooling, and videos of his feet now 🥵🤤
Feel like I stumbled onto church of scientology with this one
i would climb that route many, many times
To sign up for OF is like opening a bank account 😆
We need to get rid of it. Good stuff! lmao
Anna hazelnut already have OF
If you do a boulder that feels soft for the grade, just downgrade it 🤷
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It’s scary how much you look like Dwoods in your ID photo
Easiest V17 is Burden of Dreams
Alphane has entered the chat
Yo I saw my gym on here, I climbed the route at 1:19
OK Josh Hutcherson
hilarious dude!
hey dude, I didn't know you spit
He didn’t react to my dyno :(
We only care about touching plastic fake sandpaper rocks 😂
Geometry dash background music?
Since you said that's the best 360 dyno you've seen, i assume you missed this one arm 360 dyno (second clip in this short): ruclips.net/user/shorts3Of3hGFMqUU
Give yourself 1/4 point if you guessed just one grade away. It will be more interesting.
R/climbersgonewild
Nice
I cant keep defending you
Bro the thumbnails are getting out of hand
😅
Bro you sound like pewdiepie
u got a problem with germans huhhh?
The thumbnail💀
Thats my photo XD
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your mom's cheeks
Hey btw you were right about that red dyno being v7. It’s at my gym and the gym graded it v6-v8. I tried it and it’s such a massive step up, not sure why he said it was v6 😂. So technically you went 1 for 5
OnlyHolds
Easiest V17 is probably burden of dreams
Naw it's definitely Alphane.
Why
Soudain Seul has one ascenionist saying its V16 so... maybe the softest?
@@kazzieOR My personal headcannon ranking goes soudain Seúl, alphane, backflip sit, ROTSW, L’ombre du voyageur, BOD, Megatron
@@alexantone5532 **Blackflip, but this is a great ranking. You think ROTSW might be ranked a little high? Bosi murdered that thing incredibly quickly.
I know a very soft V0 at my local - it's right out of my appartment door in the staircase...
Where can you buy that hold in the thumbnail? Asking for a friend
I like big holds and I cannot lie, you other climbers can't deny, when a sloper comes in with that itty-bitty angle and a round thing in your face you get SPRUNG!
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Definitely got that @Johnny_Cash_Flow
My man, you absolutely have to do a review of this one Korean movie called "Exit", from 2019. It's about climbers, has a sick dyno too.
Emil broke your grade calibration thing! Just recalibrate it.
the thumbnail be making me act up
0:24 My finger got caught holding balls. :D
This man almost died for the bit. We must protect him
climbing stuff doing an ahegao face is not something i would have expected from this video
"It's supposed to be a family friendly sport"? Nah - we climbers have always existed on the periphery of respectable society! Ne'er do wells, malcontents, loners lol. Sure, commercialisation seeks to sanitise everything but ... :) Best wishes, be safe, have fun!
What a sad time to have eyes
15:19 sounded like he was eating steak in minecraft. Also the Lego yoga death sound was bang on
16:37 are you wearing climbing shoes while recording? cause that sounds exactly like climbing shoes on a concrete floor
Bro thinks he’s Alex Becker of Rock Climbing, literally try to watch these videos after one of the Becker ones :D cringey but this style is funny so it works.
Best thumbnail I've ever seen
To be honest, its a good idea to check your partners genitals for lumps and bumps so you can catch any STIs, cancers or other conditions quickly.
For every like this comment gets I will do 1 pull up
Yo I know that guy Jesse! (Doing the pink Dyno) He climbs at my gym in NZ (-:
all im saying is the friction would be crazy
Hey that’s me 😅
The blurred out cat 🤣
play peaks of yore
Jesus sends!
Don't ask professional climbers for where the soft grades. They are the ones sand bagging all the V6s and lower.
you and pewdiepie should collab I feel you both have the same type of humor.
1:06 Obviously overhead Gru
Your channel is up there dude. What you're doing is relatable to everyone from pervs to pro climbers 😅
that’s me judging the mario and peach route, was mental watching everyone attempt it, some were swinging for what seemed as forever
Did u know evolution is real
""Climbing Stuff"" yeeahhh sure 🤣🤣🤣
Try beast's liquid chalk for ur next review video from eddie hall
that butt hold will be the starting point for many crack climbing careers, i guess
2:28 POV: Seeing the most dyno boulder route ever in ur gym
Greetings from germany my friend :D
ahahah the v7 slab has the grade visible
Bro you need to goto grade school again.
Respect for toby ngl
The attempted ahegao 🥵😩
14:17 he is edging
Hi
Could have gone with ClimbingStuffMe
peanits
13:42 the grade is literally on the wall
climbing stuff kiss me