to all the rice comments and ppl confused, I accidentally put "rice" instead of race for the title 💀 edit: guy in replies said to change it back or I got no balls and I got balls fatter than your mom
@@azurehaiku I mean there's an obvious reason, having the minimap be completely covered in blue shells would be silly and not very helpful, lol. In a normal match you can't even have more than one blue shell in play at a time, but of course for something like blue shells only that limitation had to be removed
We're going back in time to 1996 to get blue shells off the items list. That's right, we're going back in time to 1996 to get blue shells off the items list.
To all wondering why the map isn’t showing the shells: The blue shells are flying faster than the speed of light, which is too fast for the minimap to generate, clearly.
Huh, I have apparently never actually heard _Free Bird_ before I think I now know why it's an ongoing joke for people to yell "Play Free Bird" at wannabe 'cool' guitarist guys
This video is a representation of my sanity (the kart is me and the blue shells is life about too kick the everloving shit out of my mental health) going up and up and up until it strikes all at once
Speeding does not apply when the guitar solo plays. That’s where engines get a whole new lifespan and can propel you to victory. That’s the sound of freedom. 🇺🇸
@@AmandaBee Oof, yeah that'd be tough. I struggle with most of the tracks on expert. Heck songs like Darude - Sandstorm (which was also added to the game) had to be turned down to normal in order for me to beat em.
to all the rice comments and ppl confused, I accidentally put "rice" instead of race for the title 💀
edit: guy in replies said to change it back or I got no balls
and I got balls fatter than your mom
Lol no worries we all make minor and somewhat humourous spelling mistakes from time to time
man i wanted the rice, however the spelling mistake is funny and we all do them
@@Freegame4. indeed is quite humorous
Change it back. 😀
Edit it back to rice
No balls
Imagine being the person in last place that gets lapped and ran over by the 8 blue shells following them
If this was online I would probably have creamed myself
At that point I would just have to offer respect, and bow out with what remains of my dignity. I am obviously outclassed.
Run over by shells that are in midair?
@@samboi123 yes… have you never played mario kart?
@@owenmeier I have. You can’t exactly get hit by something that flies over your head
I think it's funny that there's so many blue shells that the game doesn't even bother trying to show them on the minimap
nah the blue shell indicator just isn't there in customs for whatever reason
They don’t appear during custom matches, and they disappear when the blue shell is “locked on” to the player in normal races.
@@azurehaiku I mean there's an obvious reason, having the minimap be completely covered in blue shells would be silly and not very helpful, lol.
In a normal match you can't even have more than one blue shell in play at a time, but of course for something like blue shells only that limitation had to be removed
@@trunkit8749 I always see it do a little spin around first and then make a blue explosion on the minimap when it catches up in normal item modes
A damn shame too, it would look really funny
how to feels to watch someone who’s very obviously the main character go about their life
@Eleanor Bartle the joke is plot armor
@@UmbralKnight1344you people sound stupid saying it lmao😅
@Eleanor Bartle stop being old gramps
@@eleanorbartle5354 the main character has a better life than everybody and always gets lucky
Honestly I see it as watching someone running away from a fuck ton of problems lmao
I'm just chillin
I came for the rice, stayed for the race
*r i c e*
@@N4vyisW4vy They did not stutter
...huh?
there was rice?
Old video title was misspelled to “rice”
We're going back in time to 1996 to get blue shells off the items list.
That's right, we're going back in time to 1996 to get blue shells off the items list.
@@ADudeWithAChannel I'm at liberty to annoy you until you do!
That's right! I'm at liberty to annoy him until he does!
@@kevintheboi_ I think this is a dumb bit.
That’s right, I think this is a dumb bit!
@@ADudeWithAChannel You should get a new pair of pants
That's right, you should get a new pair of pants.
@@crimumb4839 no
That's right, no
@@ADudeWithAChannelr/whoosh
That’s right, r/whoosh
i love how he finishes the race and instantly gets demolished by ten blue shells
*the rice
"Do what you will, for I have already won."
Really? You love that?
@@constantk8780 Yeah I love it
@@zacorycoward2658 the mouse*
The camera angles really sell this. I fucking love this.
The art of MKTV.
Thank you!
A WHOLE rice!?
Yes a whole rice grain its shocking i know
minor spelling mistake
@@MariTheNon I miss the spelling mistake. :(
@@MariTheNon minor spelling mistake. I win. 👹
@@TheModdedwarfare3 NOOOO
*the prophecy foretold of a man who had no fear of the blue shell, and who would best it once and for all*
Let's be fair
You earned the Freebird here
Yea but does the bird deserve rice
I feel like he does since he was *popping* off
The drift king back in college
@euanPC Hello fellow RTGamer
You know they used to call him that?
Drift daddy
@@loverVloser bianko hi
@@cardrivingcarp8150 Biancoh god oh fuck it's happening again, the bianco is spreading, I'm getting bianco flashbacks
If this scene isn't re-created in the Mario movie, I will be disappointed.
Correction
WE will be disappointed
Everyone will be disappointed
I know they aren't going to do it, which disappoints me
@@JamesTDG you think there gonna look at this video no joke
Imagine it actually somehow happened because of this comment being the proof that this being a possible scene.
That’s actually insane, I’ve never seen someone finish a rice that fast
To all wondering why the map isn’t showing the shells:
The blue shells are flying faster than the speed of light, which is too fast for the minimap to generate, clearly.
Also because it’s in custom matches
@@MikezDoesThat Nah it’s the first one for sure
No it isn't showing up because it isn't a normal race
It's an entire rice
It's like watching a swarm of giant bees chase someon down the street
Average Animal Crossing moment
The temptation to fire your blue shell back at the one chasing you must have been immense.
"Your honor, the Freebirds solo was playing"
I think I have found the definition of "schmoving'".
This sounds much better than 11 simultaneous blue shell alarms going off continuously.
The speed limit does not apply while the guitar solo from free bird is playing
Fun fact: there's a sign on toad's turnpike that says "no limits"
Edit: it can be seen at 0:02
Driving faster than the speed of fear (not recommended IRL)
Rice
I really wanna know how the other players reacted upon seeing you just, fly by them with a fuckin conga line of blue shells behind you
They were CPUs 💀
@@silverrath but imagine
Conga conga con-ga !
Normal people when they dodge one blue shell: This is super Saiyan
That guy who outran blue shells all race: and THIS, is to go even further BEYOND
*all rice
I just found out it's even possible to dodge a blue shell.
@@thebeauchinator same lol
Huh, I have apparently never actually heard _Free Bird_ before
I think I now know why it's an ongoing joke for people to yell "Play Free Bird" at wannabe 'cool' guitarist guys
I feel like this is gonna be a classic in 10 years or so.
See you all in ten years
Your honor he was evading blue shells really well while freebird was playing
The sequence of trucks he weaved through at 0:15 was so damn impressive, he just effortlessly drifted between them all.
Do you just suck at MK or something? That really wasn't that impressive.
@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts why are you mean
@@sashi2887 I'm just being real
is it possible to learn this power?! can you imagine the amount of planning and sheer grit that went into making this short video...
Not from a koopa
I like how I commented this exact idea on the original video and just a few days later this video appears. Thank you.
Ayy thanks for watching
i love that the mii constantly looks back in fear
This is literally the equivalent of watching our main character, a professional racer, outrun a HORDE of cops
I'm still yet to find a better use for the internet. This is perfection.
1:24 immensely perfect timing with the music.
That fourth to last blueshell had incredible timing!
"Dread it. Run from it. The shells arrives all the same."
Blue Shell outrunning player: *I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.*
People who threw the shells: “where’s the kaboom?! There was supposed to be a Mii shattering kaboom!”
This was the most intense rice I think I’ve ever seen.
That's just straight up impressive, not gonna lie.
thank you!
I was actually on the edge of my seat, my god
In last place and you just hear, "FUCKING GET OUT OF THE WAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!"
Not only do the traffic laws no longer apply when the free bird solo kicks in but apparently neither do the laws of physics
For some reason I want the thumbnail to be a bowl of rice with blue shells
When the catch-up mechanic cannot catch up
good ricing skills
It syncs up so well lmao
The beat just dropped as soon as he finished the first lap
I have outran a blue shell without using a mushroom long before this crazy update dropped so it is possible
@@nutty_rickrolled_mikey replied to the wrong comment or...?
very accurate depiction of driving on the highway while free bird's solo starts playing.
imagine he throws a blue shell right as he crosses the finish line
He did
I love that the Mii just kept looking behind him. He knew that it was inevitable.
Imagine how the mii must feel after being hit by 11 consecutive blue shells at once
The sheer definition of trying to outrun a swarm of bees
I absolutely LOVE that they through the shells at the last minute, I would’ve gone mad if they didn’t.
Maybe if you didn't steal one of their kids and then taunt them with it, holding it up like a trophy, they wouldn't be chasing you with hellish intent
This feels off, there’s no way a simple race in 200cc can out run these things 😭
*simple rice
Skill issue
In 1.0, they could; that was the first patch to MK8DX
Dunno about the switch version. This deff doesnt work on wiiu, they're much faster.
I never wanted it to end it was so beautiful. Truly the greatest use of Free Bird.
You should watch the first "Kingsman" movie.
This video is a representation of my sanity (the kart is me and the blue shells is life about too kick the everloving shit out of my mental health) going up and up and up until it strikes all at once
Outrunning a blue shell?!..... how is that even possible?!
That was some nice rice
Free bird is literally the perfect song to put over vehicular carnage
This would probably stress me out so much Id gain the health status of a 70 year old
As soon as they released the option to customize item load outs, my friends and I immediately did a rice with blue shells only. It was pure chaos.
Imagine being the fastest Mario Kart racer alive, only to die 1,000 deaths via blue shells after setting a world record on one, singular track.
That's some good ricing if i do say so myself.
Legend says they are still out running those same blue shells
This is the most beautiful thing on the internet. Probably.
if a slight bit of realism was added, the engine would've blown up by the start of the second lap
Realism, in MY mario game?
The engine knows better than to blow up when a trillion blue shells are coming
Speeding does not apply when the guitar solo plays. That’s where engines get a whole new lifespan and can propel you to victory. That’s the sound of freedom. 🇺🇸
i been playing mario kart since the SNES and N46 days. this kept me at the edge of my seat and my heart was pounding!
This will be one of those videos 15 years later that gets randomly recommend to everyone with millions of views
Watching this made me so anxious.
This person's speed will help me in collecting the parts
This is what every kid dreamed of doing
“Good evening America, I’m Chip Chimely.
Tonight’s news, local Florida man outruns 10 police units in the local city”
They just officially added this song to Beat Saber not long ago.
Imagine getting 7 and a half mintues into the song only to fail.
I've been thinking about buying the song but now I'm reconsidering lmao
@@AmandaBee I managed to finish it on Hard on my first try. I had 2 close calls while playing the track.
@@ttc9able I usually play on expert though 😶
@@AmandaBee Oof, yeah that'd be tough. I struggle with most of the tracks on expert.
Heck songs like Darude - Sandstorm (which was also added to the game) had to be turned down to normal in order for me to beat em.
The fact that it's on a traffic course makes this so much funnier
0:42 those guitar cords sound like the blue shells when they circle around you
bro in last place must've been utterly flabbergasted
This is the most wonderfull thing i have ever seen in my entire life. This man is a fricking champion!
Thank you very much!
@@KingRingsting Military Salute*
POV: Josuke trying to keep the speed while being chased by Highway Star
I didn't know it was even possible to outrun blue shells
Only on certain tracks on 200cc I think
@@silvesta5027 with how wide toads turnpipe is, that one makes sense
i love how you can see the one racer on the minimap rocketing through on the complete otherside as free bird kicks in
Genuinely good
How I feel speeding away from the cops after burning down my local DMV
Nothing could have been better, this video is perfect, a masterpiece, a piece of history, a good video
Those shells were hovering over you like Imperial starships.
Most intense rice
He has done the impossible. I have not seen anyone outrun a blue shell
Got click baited, no rice
Me running away from the voices in my head
haha great edit! i wasnt aware of this video! but you could really make it more obvious that its my video originally...
Oh it's the man himself
Me running from my fears and anxieties every day.
them lines though
thank you!
"All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies.
And whenever they catch you, they will kill you.
But first, they must catch you."
Free bird indeed
“come catch me if you can”
I've already watched this 5 times since I found it this morning lol this person has earned my respect as a Mario Kart Player 😁
This is truly a freebird moment
This was absolutely fascinating!! You're one speedy Mii, my dude! (Love the Rosalina outfit you chose, btw.) That was just cool to watch. 🍚
thank you very much!
That one guy who survived both Japanese nukes.
That was sick af