I stopped playing D2 when one of my buddies passed away and another had to sell his PS4 because he was moving, and I've been itching to get back into it so bad. I even stopped watching all D2 content and became disconnected with the state of the game+it's community. I decided to watch this video and I'm re-installing D2 as I type. (my friend has since gotten another PS4, and rest in peace to our buddy, Walter.)
You were lucky to have buddies to play d2 with, all the people I play with are randoms and are just rude, and now I can't even play with other people, also RIP your friend.
Guys lets all pray for jez that he doesn’t get his ass kicked by amy Edit: my bad I accidentally called monotone complainy guy jez when’s my execution date
Calling it here, whatever the crazy bullshit going on in Shadowkeep is, Cayde is going to show back up. It could either be handled as a resurrection or a way to force the characters to realize that he really is gone.
For me Petra venj pulled the trigger because when you hear the gun shoot from the ace of spaydes in the last stand of the gunslinger it sounds way different that wen she shoot uldren
Fun fact: If you listen closely to the sound effect after you kill the meatball, you will notice that it contains both the sound of Vestian Dynasty and a hand cannon firing simultaneously. It doesn't sound exactly like Ace of Spades, though.
"ty for watching now buy some merch you know you want to unless you dont" - monotone complainy guy
►teespring.com/stores/Jez
Th3Jez took long enough!
Yay a new jez vid
Brother momentum
Th3Jez your true form finally returned
Yes yes yes finally thank you so much
"cayde's ghost is sniped off spawn, very toxic" LOL
Toxicy boi
Sad rip
@@garethnelson8414 :(
He was probs using Alone As A God
@@reservoir4798 '--'
"...Cayde hasn't died carrying the weight of the whole franchise."
A whole clip of Coldheart can't cool that burn.
176 likes and no replies I got you
WE gotchu
Ouch
That’s my favorite exotic
Dang
OMG FINALLY! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH JOY SEEING "IN A NUTSHELL" BRINGS ME!
"Fight the big naked dragon" 8:38
"we proceed to run directly inside her"9:03
Seems like proper vanguard protocol.
What about 8:50
@@Phoenix6942-7 Thanks.
They are the people who banned the crimson, and have no problems with the guardian wielding it
If jez messes up he will get bench pressed by his wife lmao.
Little Light yes
so we got a little light and vosik? nice
😏
@@TheRavioler 😏😏
Epic
“Out comes riven of a thousand chins”
- Th3 Jez 2019
--I it's me monotone complaney guy
I love you Jez
Who doesnt
Fetus Annihilation so why are you here
He protecc
He ataccc
But most importantly
Jez the titan slayer is bacc
(After 11 months)
Oh shit yessssssssssssssssssssssss
and 8 YEARS OF BORDOM
Dead meme
*Bacc
Dade Smith thank you
I stopped playing D2 when one of my buddies passed away and another had to sell his PS4 because he was moving, and I've been itching to get back into it so bad. I even stopped watching all D2 content and became disconnected with the state of the game+it's community. I decided to watch this video and I'm re-installing D2 as I type.
(my friend has since gotten another PS4, and rest in peace to our buddy, Walter.)
Sorry to hear about your friend
My condolences man
You were lucky to have buddies to play d2 with, all the people I play with are randoms and are just rude, and now I can't even play with other people, also RIP your friend.
Niggas name is Walter this how we both look ☠️☠️☠️
My deepest condolences.
"Mindbender rear ender"
I...do not understand.
How does he know my stripper name?
Oh shitt
YES I WAS WAITING FOR THIS SINCE YOU GOT carried by daddo IN THE OG VID ILYSM
Amy the Jez slayer, slayer of Jez the titan slayer.
Jez: "You cannot defeat me" Titans: "I know, but she can"
Amy: 🏋️♀️
But for real, she's ripped as all hell. She must be a Titan main
...
Wait a minute...
@@LittleBigPlanetian ....that would explain why his aim is questionable when he streams...........
@@LittleBigPlanetian Jez the Titan Layer ;^)
English checks out
"Nothing like cashing in on a meme and selling your soul in the process." And that is why we love Jez.
Damn that was hilarious. Nice video!
Lol funny to see you here
Forgive me Datto
For I am not o- o- OPTIMIZED
*Breaks into tears
Who is him or her?
@@marianeugeni6961 you are hereby banned from the Destiny community
@@marianeugeni6961 leave
Stupid add quotes
Datto dunked on me in trials I think it’s time I off myself
Oh my, J3z is back just in time to be 2 DLCs behind current content.
Keep it up chief.
Just realised jez has always been behind on content because he might of been crushed by his wife Amy the jez slayer slayer of all jez’s
Wait just a minute buster
@@Edgy_productions it's a meme at this point and I cherish it.
PlaceBotox basically 3 cause opulence comes out tomorrow
The annual pass is trash tho
"Avengers: Endgame is the most anticipated sequel of all time"
Jez: Hold my beer
FuzzyLord23 don’t you mean hold my
Nutshell
Jezz is the endgame ender ender of all endgames
English checks out
For some reason I read this in a cayde voice
Avengers endgame: endgame of all avengers
"Nothing like cashing in on a meme and selling your soul in the process" LMAO you're hilarious Jez and awesome
Also every corporation
Has done so
"Few word good, lot word bad"
"So after that lengthy intro..."
*IM DEAD*
No one:
Jez: *sPiCy mEaTbAll SpAgHeTT.*
U should do a 1v1 against Amy to fully claim ur title...
House man
Man of the house
How do you get you text to separate like that? lol Whenever I try it always deletes the spaces thx
Certified Genius Enter/Return
Okey
Why would you send him to his death? We need The Jez, the world can't continue without him!!
H o u s e o f m a n
Never clicked a video so fast in my life, I'm now video clicker, clicker of all Jez videos
YES
Ironically his wife is now the Jez slayer. Slayer of all Th3Jez
"Why use lot word when few word do trick"
Harvard called yet?
Triple x sniper 69 lmao I almost died.
Same
Wait jez making a nutshell video.....
Where’s my popcorn
Guys lets all pray for jez that he doesn’t get his ass kicked by amy
Edit: my bad I accidentally called monotone complainy guy jez when’s my execution date
July 6th, get ready for the guilliten
Did it happen
The Mayo That Loves Pugs no I escaped
@@neox7630 you can never escape the fbi
I love you Jez. I'm pretty sure I fractured a rib laughing so hard lol.
"Xxxsniper69" no wonder I couldn't get that gamer tag 😂
"Why use lot word when few word do trick?"
Can we get this on a shirt?
-Kevin Malone
“Big mistake as that’s Uldren’s dream” LMAO
"What's with key head"
-guy in chat
I knew I would find this lol
The OG comment.
Yes jez you are a legend and this is what we’ve been waiting for
I flinched when you said "Run out of Primary Ammo".
Almost 2023, still watching jez’s old nutshell videos
“Nothing like cashing in on the meme and swelling your soul in the process”😂😂
Beefy smurf, I think you mean blue Caillou.
" now we're standing over his body with his best friend's bald lady and beathy smurf"
Idk why but I laughed so hard
“Jez’s fear of his wife in a nutshell”
"And we unload unspeakable amounts of damage into her mouth" Woah there Jez. Keep it in the bedroom lol
When are you gonna release scourage of the past in a nutshell
P.s
Nice wife 😘
From your weirdest edgyproductions
Year 3
Lmao jk
Kaneki is good hope I didn’t misspell his name
I SCREAMED. BEST NOTIFICATION OF ALL TIME
Same man
I love your videos, I can't stop laughing whenever I watch your nutshell videos.
Keep up the good work and congratulations on your marriage
"Classic stupid titan" hurt my feels
Says he's titan slayer while playing warlock.
Claims "Why use lot word when few word do trick?"
I think you're having an identity crisis, Jez.
BigBoom Mos titan slayer means that he slays all the titans
@@adamnilsson8703 But he spoke like a Titan
Jez the Titan slayer. Slayer of all titans.
@@RokuHanmar You must know your enemy completely to slay them
@@jesseharding346 True, but at what point do you stop knowing your enemy and start becoming your enemy?
Love the office reference. Kevin is the smartest guy there. Saving so much time
Everyone: Can't wait for Crown of Sorrows tomorrow!
Jez: Last Wish lol anyone got 1k voices yet?
I wonder how long jez says these lines so he doesn't laugh at them.
We warlocks don’t jump
We float elegantly like majestic pidgeons
Except pigeons can gain altitude
So can we
So can we
So can we
I’m coming back to this a year later, what the fuck was I on
Cayde would still be alive if only the firefly perk worked on his ace of spades
"I'm still jez the Titan slayer, slayer of all Titans"
Me: wait, *looks down at my purple Titan slayer hoodie* yeah bwoi
Ahhh Key Head...
What a groundbreaking moment for twitch chat
Bring this series back for the love of gods
1:33 The names of the Baron’s made me laugh so hard “Tricky Ricky”
Please do not imply that you dismantled a Curated Nation?
edit: TWICE
Doppio is mad now
Calling it here, whatever the crazy bullshit going on in Shadowkeep is, Cayde is going to show back up. It could either be handled as a resurrection or a way to force the characters to realize that he really is gone.
About that...
Still waiting lol
I wish, maybe beyond light?
@@thegreyeyedcat9142 If only
Nothing is more annoying than a one eye mask titan
Inventory: one and only helmet in my inventory.
Shheeeeettttttt...
0:45 DEAAADASSSS
"What's with Key Head" - guy in chat
He protec
He attac
But most importantly,
He COME BACC
For me Petra venj pulled the trigger because when you hear the gun shoot from the ace of spaydes in the last stand of the gunslinger it sounds way different that wen she shoot uldren
I dont doubt we hesitated, since most of the things we killed was never Awoken, exo, or human. That I know of.
I like to think i killed him
strange green thing lol same
omg the nut is back, i mean nutshell, definitely nutshell.
"Why use lot word when few word do trick"
That hit real.
Anyone else get the "Please Stand By" screen and it immediately go to an ad? So perfect.
Jez: speaks in titan* (2:32)
Also Jez: sells merch against titans.
Me: *You've become the very thing you swore to destroy!*
He stole that from the office
@@smpamaccount6937 Ok... could you please explain where from The Office this has been stolen?
HE WAS MEANT TO DESTROY THE TITANS NOT JOIN THEM
"Few word good lot word bad"
You know I just finished animal farm, and that killed me.
Well, I hope Ikora has been working out because she is gonna be carrying this franchise
6:10
I’m struggling to breathe after that
"Why do lot word when few word do trick" -Kevin Malone & Hush
Should we call it crown of memes or memes of sorrow?
Looking to you Jez
Why not both : Memes of memes!
Memes, the DNA of the soul
Totally relevant and on time upload for Monotone Complainy Guy.
*262 days late* is not late enough.
You should be a titan tbh like you say in vid you shoot first ask questions two years after everything happened
Almost 2 years later and I watch this and revolt at seeing the old mod/armor system.
6:50 i know exactly what UnionKnight said: "Yeetus Deletus"
titan and warlock jump sucks
At least edit your comment so you spelled titan right and warlock master race
@@Waffle5288 there ya go pal
@@OfficialRedTeamReview cool sorry if I came off as mean in my comment
I would say that whichever one you’ve mastered would be the best for you, but to start out, hunter is probably the best
Yay a new nutshell video! You never cease to make me laugh Jez! Keep up the good work!
Caydes ghost get sniped off spawn very toxic.
As a warlock main,
1: Warlocks do have clamber.
2: I like warlock jump but all jumps need a while to get used to.
"Gather around for a magic trick you wont even believe." That shit got me.
This taught me that The Last Wish is pretty useless XD. Except for the supremacy sniper. 👍 Love nutshell vids.
Jez's wife in a nutshell, also some Destiny I guess.
This is the first I've heard that you got married Jez. Proud of you mate really happy for you and Amy❤
the fallout's "please stand by" as an ad played got me good
0:23 rip the Titian slayer
9/10
not enough recovery items
(Mario accent)it's a me, (Jez voice)monotone complaineeeeee guy
In case you needed that
bruh I got an ad for the upcoming dlc while watching this
Nice Kevin from the office quote.
Yall dont know how many wounds this video heals.
Why use lot word when few word do trick, love the office reference jez
“XXXsniper69”
*10 year old Xbox fortnite players have entered the chat*
Few word good Lot word bad is what every Persona protag is
Can I have Persona 3/4/5 in a nutshell
Toast. yes Dude, Monotone Complainy Guy would be the BEST Persona LetsPlayer.
You’re like the modest pelican of destiny 2
Lol got the shadowkeep ad during this video
Oh I got 2 shadowkeep ads.
Ok, so we have heard of monotone complaining guy, but where's complaining guy monotone?
Also love your vids
Anyone who uses hunter in crucible is a sweat change my mind
But what if you play a hunter, and just sit down with a bunch of chill bois during a match. Would I be a sweat then?
Anyone who has plays multiple classes in destiny is a sweat. Prove me wrong.
@@omgitsJoeVibin but what if I played all the classes and still chilled out with a bunch of chill bois during quickplay
@@fatefulrequiem me n the boys movin to the south pole cuz its so chill
Me and the bois equiping the dregs potato for trials
Baron's:
Big Balls
Big Splod
Tricky Ricky
Mindbender rear ender
Need for Speed
XXXSNIPER69
Backpack Kid
Keyhead
Fun fact: If you listen closely to the sound effect after you kill the meatball, you will notice that it contains both the sound of Vestian Dynasty and a hand cannon firing simultaneously. It doesn't sound exactly like Ace of Spades, though.
“Why use lot word when few word do trick” - Kevin from The Office