Destiny's Wrath Of The Machine In A Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @Th3Jez
    @Th3Jez  7 лет назад +2308

    Tried to make this one a little longer I hope you enjoyed it

    • @W0lffBite
      @W0lffBite 7 лет назад +2

      Th3Jez This is great

    • @zaviendietrich9828
      @zaviendietrich9828 7 лет назад +1

      loved the vid
      From a fellow aussie

    • @abdur78
      @abdur78 7 лет назад +1

      Th3Jez absolutely love it man

    • @maxr5613
      @maxr5613 7 лет назад +3

      Th3Jez I AM THE POTATOMASTER MASTER OF ALL POTATOS

    • @ajking_7477
      @ajking_7477 7 лет назад +2

      Th3Jez yes pay your bill effing pleb

  • @Bricky
    @Bricky 7 лет назад +404

    I'm laughing and crying at how long it took for you to beat Vosik

  • @trichedout
    @trichedout 7 лет назад +1972

    You should do Th3 Jez in a nutshell

    • @LaloPinkman
      @LaloPinkman 7 лет назад +7

      TrichedOut yeah

    • @fanfictionwriter4707
      @fanfictionwriter4707 7 лет назад +6

      Jez, do it, you effing pleb.

    • @bentheninjaboo
      @bentheninjaboo 7 лет назад

      TrichedOut i think he did something similar already

    • @andrewbell1595
      @andrewbell1595 7 лет назад +4

      he does it at the beginning of every nutshell video :P

    • @Kirisutekarl
      @Kirisutekarl 6 лет назад +1

      Th3 Jez in a nutshell? Practically the Escapist with Yahtzee and Zero Punctuation. Pretty sure they did this first, very quickly talking and monotone voice. Lol I'm not saying to stop these just saying.

  • @ipolarisi2381
    @ipolarisi2381 7 лет назад +504

    "that one teammate that raids all the time but still has no idea what's going on" LOL so true

  • @calvin4695
    @calvin4695 7 лет назад +951

    Jez is the kind of guy to eat the last 2 gummy bears together just to say they didn't die alone 😂

    • @Th3Jez
      @Th3Jez  7 лет назад +206

      I don't eat gummy bears but if I did I would do that

    • @medkip2174
      @medkip2174 4 года назад +2

      shut up kid 778 likes, 3 replies

    • @jacobgaparasi2698
      @jacobgaparasi2698 3 года назад +1

      @@medkip2174 Just calm down idiot

    • @medkip2174
      @medkip2174 3 года назад +7

      @@jacobgaparasi2698 lmao that’s literally his username

    • @KabbalahSherry
      @KabbalahSherry 2 года назад

      @@jacobgaparasi2698 - Bruh 🤭🤣 lmao

  • @Chu-XO
    @Chu-XO 7 лет назад +313

    Jez the nutsheller, sheller of all nuts.

  • @KurticusGT
    @KurticusGT 7 лет назад +214

    "That one teammate who raids all the time, but still has no idea what's going on."
    That quote had me laughing so fcukin HARD! 😂
    Good times...

    • @pleasehelp2768
      @pleasehelp2768 5 лет назад

      Kurticus GT I’m the opposite the teammate that never raids but has RUclips how to do it and gets it first try

    • @generalgrievous3667
      @generalgrievous3667 5 лет назад

      Lane Griffith I’m the same as you but I don’t have friends so I can’t do it

    • @Cpt_John_Price
      @Cpt_John_Price 4 года назад

      *fuckin

  • @LaloPinkman
    @LaloPinkman 7 лет назад +135

    "Extremely fair and reasonable super known as jesus but way more powerful" you made my fucking day😂😂😂

    • @SK-mc7uw
      @SK-mc7uw 7 лет назад +5

      Bleach Bish there was a ton of comedic gold in this vid.

  • @chiefchirpa561
    @chiefchirpa561 7 лет назад +850

    I think since destiny 2 is coming out you should make an entire destiny in a nutshell recapping year 1,2, and 3. Like if you agree

    • @justterse5413
      @justterse5413 7 лет назад +7

      Chief Chirpa that would be verrrry interesting

    • @hunterhefti
      @hunterhefti 7 лет назад +3

      Chief Chirpa I would like to see that

    • @masondoyle8745
      @masondoyle8745 7 лет назад +5

      That would be a very very very.......very long video. But it would be great!!

    • @BigBossD
      @BigBossD 7 лет назад +2

      It would be longer, which would be better

    • @Glitch-lf2pv
      @Glitch-lf2pv 7 лет назад +3

      I think Jez already made most of year one Destiny... Vanilla Destiny in a nutshell (shows Jez getting hit from behind by the large Cabal drill in D2's Inverted Spire Strike) "Yes, I literally got drilled from behind"... clean up, isle 3!
      I suppose you could add the loot cave, evil Cryptarch, "forever 29", "G-Horn?", Dinkle-bot, bullet sponges, a broken scale labeled "PvP", Joseph Staten's script falling into a black hole, "I could tell you...", "I don't have time to explain what I don't have time to explain", "we've woken the Hive!", and Martin O'Donnell getting shot out of a cannon... but it's all the same at that point, am I right? =P (One big mess we had fun playing with friends)

  • @BigBossD
    @BigBossD 7 лет назад +150

    Jez the fat oversized spider slayer, slayer of all fat oversized spiders. Including the ones that have inhabited my pantry, Jez help me IRL.

    • @ghastlycrow44
      @ghastlycrow44 7 лет назад +6

      BigBossD 2015 ah you'll be fine don't worry about it

  • @AAROG00
    @AAROG00 7 лет назад +758

    Jez the Downy Slayer Slayer of All Downys

    • @DownyDropbear
      @DownyDropbear 7 лет назад +45

      Okay mr Macaroni, settle down

    • @edbryant5819
      @edbryant5819 7 лет назад +2

      Did Downy deserve to be kicked? For a second opinion, ask Slyolddog; she'll tell it straight!

    • @Erik_tx
      @Erik_tx 6 лет назад

      DownyDropbear fuck you

  • @mason.c233
    @mason.c233 7 лет назад +224

    Shank.

  • @concreionage
    @concreionage 7 лет назад +36

    Total time 4 hours...
    90 minutes

  • @liljoe62799
    @liljoe62799 7 лет назад +15

    "I'm almost dead. Just kidding, Shadestep."
    Story of my life.

  • @tezzastutorials5592
    @tezzastutorials5592 7 лет назад +390

    When any youtuber uploads a video: Nah ill watch it later
    When Th3Jez uploads a video: *A S C E N D E D*

    • @LaloPinkman
      @LaloPinkman 7 лет назад +7

      I quit destiny like 7 months ago, but the only destiny RUclipsr I still enjoy watching is th3 jez

    • @glhookaah6662
      @glhookaah6662 7 лет назад

      Tezza's Tutorials y

    • @horizontide568
      @horizontide568 7 лет назад +3

      Tezza's Tutorials the ass kisser, kisser of all asses : )

  • @eduardofrancke1823
    @eduardofrancke1823 7 лет назад +24

    Literally all of these nut shell videos are hilarious

  • @khaledalzubaidi9228
    @khaledalzubaidi9228 7 лет назад +55

    I've never clicked in a video so fast...
    I FUCKING LOVE THESE

  • @DeathFr0mAboveX
    @DeathFr0mAboveX 7 лет назад +132

    I need monotone complainey guy to do Minecraft

  • @Snakeeyes3434
    @Snakeeyes3434 7 лет назад +98

    Hey Jez, shaaaaaaank!

  • @synncam4759
    @synncam4759 7 лет назад +268

    Sh**k.

    • @MrKoalahxd
      @MrKoalahxd 7 лет назад +5

      CamDBK it is S****k

    • @mrgungus
      @mrgungus 7 лет назад

      Anime Lord Reaper nah he did it right

    • @Roxypooped
      @Roxypooped 6 лет назад

      CamDBK you fucking sh**k

  • @mountaingaming1483
    @mountaingaming1483 7 лет назад +237

    Handsome Jack from Borderlands named his diamond Horse Butt stallion. :) Not sure if you were referencing it but non the less funny!!

    • @stonyisland1575
      @stonyisland1575 7 лет назад +13

      that is a GREAT catch.... borderlands in a nutshell please.

    • @EliteEpicGamerz
      @EliteEpicGamerz 7 лет назад +10

      Yeah i noticed that too, and im assuming he did reference jack, cause he sounded sarcastic when he said "dont think thats been said before"

    • @reloadforwins8521
      @reloadforwins8521 7 лет назад +6

      EliteEpicGamerz he sounds sarcastic in every video

    • @EliteEpicGamerz
      @EliteEpicGamerz 7 лет назад +3

      ReloadForWins well thats the point, but this was obvious sarcasm

    • @shekelwarlocke
      @shekelwarlocke 7 лет назад +2

      ReloadForWins because he's sarcastic in all of these videos

  • @tobyrapo5318
    @tobyrapo5318 5 лет назад +12

    Jez: lol ghosts are overpowered
    Until they get sniped by a scorn baron

  • @b-radtitanheat1171
    @b-radtitanheat1171 7 лет назад +34

    Another amazing video Jez!!! Other youtubers, get on his level. If that level is achievable.....

  • @megarhombus7532
    @megarhombus7532 6 лет назад +1

    "an appropirate amount of grieving and t-bagging his orb follows" 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 3 года назад +3

    This is the video that got me into Jez’s content and coming back to it years later it still manages to make me lose my shit laughing.

  • @Spectrqlll
    @Spectrqlll Год назад +1

    Bro the teammate who steals the voltage right before you do is so relatable

  • @beybladeenthusiast4058
    @beybladeenthusiast4058 7 лет назад +9

    I should probably clarify -- the diamond horse I've been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I'll just go get her.
    Butt Stallion! Say hello.
    Butt Stallion says hello.

    • @wha_6378
      @wha_6378 5 лет назад

      That’s probably the best quote from borderlands 2

  • @skipgoose4426
    @skipgoose4426 7 лет назад +16

    LMAO that rhabby v reference is nice

  • @dariuspk2850
    @dariuspk2850 7 лет назад +9

    This sounds like it's jez's subconscious speaking

  • @killjorn3720
    @killjorn3720 7 лет назад +1

    Dang Jez. I have never seen a channel flourish so much when put in a content drought situation, honestly you went from just being someone I am subbed to to someone I absolutely love as a youtuber. Like dude, you are killing it nowadays. So funny and entertaining to watch!

  • @Lazzahh
    @Lazzahh 7 лет назад +21

    Jez = God

  • @are.h
    @are.h 7 лет назад +158

    You sound like the male siri

  • @brettsilva7317
    @brettsilva7317 7 лет назад +27

    Holy crap man! 167k subs!? Congrats! You deserve it!

    • @dorminance4463
      @dorminance4463 7 лет назад

      Brett Silva yet he only gets about $100$ per RUclips video because they are cruel people

    • @theexiledone__743
      @theexiledone__743 7 лет назад +1

      Yes Google is very cruel place where only channels besides gaming get paid.

    • @MadStormzz
      @MadStormzz 7 лет назад

      Brett Silva
      Wait how the hell????

    • @theexiledone__743
      @theexiledone__743 7 лет назад

      4 DAYS AGO 167K SUBS NOW 173K SUBS. 5K subs in 4 days. GG

  • @thehappywaffle1675
    @thehappywaffle1675 7 лет назад +89

    you the bomb #jezthes***kslayerslayerofalls***ks

  • @TheFabHobo
    @TheFabHobo 7 лет назад +40

    I thought my raid team was bad but holy shit I'm God tier compared to you lol

    • @TheFabHobo
      @TheFabHobo 7 лет назад +2

      I play with guidtexan so you know it has to be bad

  • @cartierr24
    @cartierr24 7 лет назад +3

    I like how honest this guy is you've earned your self a sub

  • @jords.t7484
    @jords.t7484 7 лет назад +18

    Hey der it's that monotonal voice guy who I love. Hey there Th4J0z!

  • @kieran123A
    @kieran123A 7 лет назад +7

    Jez titan slayer of all titans, please return to the remember series, you beautiful man

  • @Black_Knight_7
    @Black_Knight_7 7 лет назад +6

    "I regret ever returning to this accursed raid" - me every time i ever played wrath
    "by the way how good is the word ruse" same
    "do we go for challenge mode, i would rather drink bleach made of fire" most accurate thing ever said

  • @manfromhamaslume
    @manfromhamaslume Год назад +1

    there needs to be a revival of the nutshell series

  • @austinc.7680
    @austinc.7680 7 лет назад +18

    Real fans knew Th3Jez before he was born.

  • @Tevatron044
    @Tevatron044 5 лет назад

    Bruh the clip of downy dying from forgetting his jump brought back SOOO many memories
    You should've seen me, the titan main, trying to get use to warlock jumps

  • @productofmud7636
    @productofmud7636 7 лет назад +3

    My friend named him self SPLASH SCRUB OF ALL SCRUBS SCRUB. After you

  • @lilrehab6374
    @lilrehab6374 5 лет назад

    I feel like when Jez makes his nutshell videos it’s just him making side notes when he does something dumb, funny, or if his teammates or something else pisses him off. Like a mini diary full of notes and entrees

  • @edwardpoole4208
    @edwardpoole4208 7 лет назад +12

    Wow He liked, transforming into Monotone Voice applicant

  • @wander_meh9016
    @wander_meh9016 4 года назад

    8:55
    I legit sneezed right there when you said bless you so thank you

  • @galacticknight3058
    @galacticknight3058 7 лет назад +4

    U forgot to add "JEZ THE NO SCOPER, SCOPER OF ALL NO's" title, lol

  • @Knifetogunfight18
    @Knifetogunfight18 7 лет назад +1

    Thank you. This is a great video and actually captures the raid perfectly XD

  • @snail6889
    @snail6889 7 лет назад +3

    Should do a internet in a nut shell...loved the vid

  • @SandM_05
    @SandM_05 7 лет назад +1

    Hands down my favorite RUclipsr, thanks Jez', loved the extended run time, these nutshell videos are gold sir!

  • @tbc1880
    @tbc1880 7 лет назад +4

    Shank in a nutshell coming never18.

  • @blaynecurtis6969
    @blaynecurtis6969 7 лет назад +1

    This is my favorite video series in all of youtube!!! LOVE YOU JEZ!!!

  • @DGodsell
    @DGodsell 7 лет назад +8

    Jez the RUclipsr tuber of all yous

  • @s2ankles934
    @s2ankles934 4 года назад +1

    When he said "scotty immediately dies self resses then dies again" i almost choked from laughing to hard

  • @jp.1028
    @jp.1028 7 лет назад +3

    Jez loves his subs. He hearted almost every comment. But I can't lie, he is that GREAT.

  • @arcisarc
    @arcisarc 5 лет назад

    I just watched all of the in the nutshell destiny video. I'm crying I need the nostalgia

  • @aoevapor8702
    @aoevapor8702 7 лет назад +5

    Jez the S***k Slayer, Slayer of all S***ks - Th3Jez / 2017

  • @RasheedGonzales
    @RasheedGonzales 7 лет назад

    Oh how I've missed these nutshell vids. Pure gold, Jez, Pure gold.

  • @ByaKyuren
    @ByaKyuren 7 лет назад +13

    "I regret ever returning to this accursed raid, I never liked PvE, or my team, or this game, or this channel"
    -Th3Jez, 2k17.

  • @StevenBurroughICT
    @StevenBurroughICT 7 лет назад +1

    Always love your videos! I just hit 400 light without any raids or crucible! Archons forge got me there! Finally at 400, before D2!

  • @jp.1028
    @jp.1028 7 лет назад +9

    He was playing with slyolddog!!!!!

  • @justinmealey2682
    @justinmealey2682 7 лет назад

    Best piece of destiny content left. Thx for making this game not as dead as it already is. These vida are legendary

  • @adropbear
    @adropbear 7 лет назад +10

    G'day!

  • @oswaldlucky168
    @oswaldlucky168 7 лет назад +2

    Thank you for these videos, they are really funny and take my mind of the world for a little while. These videos really do make me laugh more then I have in a long time.

  • @Ezekiel-hz9jk
    @Ezekiel-hz9jk 7 лет назад +27

    Don't join unless you have a voids edge Aksis Phase 2 #400orkicked

  • @Synchedify
    @Synchedify 7 лет назад +1

    I imagine these videos can't be super easy to make but please never stop they're amazing. Take as long as you need for them to be perfect

  • @azoznail1223
    @azoznail1223 7 лет назад +5

    The jez gaming ;; gaming of all jezes i mean all jesus

  • @Scallywag_Gilbert68
    @Scallywag_Gilbert68 3 года назад +1

    jez the shank slayer, slayer of all shanks

  • @NihilisticAkuma
    @NihilisticAkuma 7 лет назад +6

    I still want to die

  • @mrmovieguy1000
    @mrmovieguy1000 7 лет назад +2

    Lmao half the reason I watch these is for the "Titan slayer, slayer of all Titans" things 😂

  • @tanneristrash7376
    @tanneristrash7376 7 лет назад +9

    DESTINY in a nutshell,like so he can see!!

  • @chelsthegameruiner8669
    @chelsthegameruiner8669 5 лет назад

    The part about the Vosik DDOS got a chuckle outta me

  • @aydinozkan349
    @aydinozkan349 7 лет назад

    Man you got me at "why do I even get back to this game and channel" hilarious 😂 good video👌

  • @kevlarslappywag7447
    @kevlarslappywag7447 7 лет назад

    This is now what the voice in my heads sounds like. Awesome work Jez

  • @betmynamespookedyou4665
    @betmynamespookedyou4665 6 лет назад

    The slamming the ball into the Dregs face got me lmao

  • @fieldoflettuce7091
    @fieldoflettuce7091 7 лет назад

    This is so close to my experiences it frightens me

  • @ricky9465
    @ricky9465 7 лет назад

    The part where a teammate goes AFK at the door is soo accurate and soo funny and true

  • @alexpal8128
    @alexpal8128 7 лет назад +2

    This shit is priceless. I literally laugh out loud when watching these bro. Please keep it up. I will forever remain subbed. LOVE YA BRO!

  • @shaddykack
    @shaddykack 4 года назад +1

    Guess what RUclips reccomended today Jez? “W H E N I S T H E N E X T NUTSHELL” lmfao

  • @neobones164
    @neobones164 7 лет назад

    Love the channel. Great intro, we've all felt the same way during raids or anything else, ever. Love the videos and in the nutshells.

  • @louisalfidi8357
    @louisalfidi8357 7 лет назад +1

    Legend has it downy never has completed the jump puzzle

  • @skysunder9781
    @skysunder9781 3 года назад +1

    Jez: im kind of a big deal
    Me: In the Resistance?

  • @itisijudge9712
    @itisijudge9712 7 лет назад

    I love your videos. I wait patiently until another one comes and it's always worth it.

  • @glacialshield1513
    @glacialshield1513 6 лет назад

    I really wish you did this for rest of the OG Destiny raids and the D2 raids. These videos make me laugh uncontrollably

  • @foto9254
    @foto9254 6 лет назад

    “Throw the balls at the thing” -jez the shank slayer, slayer of all shanks.

  • @moodalum1293
    @moodalum1293 2 года назад

    2:01 little did Th3 know he’d become said teammate

  • @doriankeene5344
    @doriankeene5344 7 лет назад +1

    Trials of the nine in a nutshell, featuring MIDA Multi Tool a.k.a Trials the Gun part 2

  • @arvinanbari3650
    @arvinanbari3650 6 лет назад

    This brought back a lot of memories

  • @Floyd-94
    @Floyd-94 7 лет назад +1

    The line between sarcasm and real feelings in this video is so thin I could split the hairs in Jez's beard with it.
    Love the content, thank you for making us all laugh.

  • @Neo-Fish
    @Neo-Fish 7 лет назад

    When Th3 Jez uploads I feel a joy inside that I cannot describe, it almost cures all my depression for the brief time the video is on. In order to preserve this feeling for as long as possible I rewatch all videos. I need help

  • @1votdopeningfan138
    @1votdopeningfan138 7 лет назад +1

    Whenever i have a bad day and suck at destiny i watch this channel because jez reminds me that there is someone out there who
    makes me laugh and makes me smile. your the best

  • @A.H.M.K
    @A.H.M.K 6 лет назад

    I never played destiny and I know absolutely nothing about it, but i still enjoy your 'nutshell' videos. Here is to hoping you carry the concept over to other franchises or something else all together. I'm subbed too btw :)

  • @LucasGimenez
    @LucasGimenez 7 лет назад

    I seriosly love the "...In A Nutshell" series! hope you don't get tired of doing it

  • @EricK-bw2mj
    @EricK-bw2mj 7 лет назад

    I love the nutshell series and you sold really make a lot of them before the end of destiny 1

  • @Jawunleashed
    @Jawunleashed 7 лет назад

    The monotone kills me every time XD

  • @sanimacailer2756
    @sanimacailer2756 7 лет назад +2

    So uh, Jez, when's the next nutshell video? I've been waiting a whole 3 hours since this one came out!

  • @mochaberry202
    @mochaberry202 7 лет назад

    The music and his tone of voice make this video sound like poetry.

  • @clinttrewin4196
    @clinttrewin4196 7 лет назад

    This all too well describes the typical wrath experience and its my favorite raid.

  • @klorgmakthesmasher6446
    @klorgmakthesmasher6446 5 лет назад +1

    "Ghosts are overpowered"
    *? Bungee will remember that*

  • @anannoyance4807
    @anannoyance4807 Год назад

    "I'm gonna name it butt stallion, I'm sure that's never been done before"
    Handsome Jack: *Handsome breaths intensify*