Th3 Jez in a nutshell? Practically the Escapist with Yahtzee and Zero Punctuation. Pretty sure they did this first, very quickly talking and monotone voice. Lol I'm not saying to stop these just saying.
I think Jez already made most of year one Destiny... Vanilla Destiny in a nutshell (shows Jez getting hit from behind by the large Cabal drill in D2's Inverted Spire Strike) "Yes, I literally got drilled from behind"... clean up, isle 3! I suppose you could add the loot cave, evil Cryptarch, "forever 29", "G-Horn?", Dinkle-bot, bullet sponges, a broken scale labeled "PvP", Joseph Staten's script falling into a black hole, "I could tell you...", "I don't have time to explain what I don't have time to explain", "we've woken the Hive!", and Martin O'Donnell getting shot out of a cannon... but it's all the same at that point, am I right? =P (One big mess we had fun playing with friends)
I should probably clarify -- the diamond horse I've been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stallion! Say hello. Butt Stallion says hello.
Dang Jez. I have never seen a channel flourish so much when put in a content drought situation, honestly you went from just being someone I am subbed to to someone I absolutely love as a youtuber. Like dude, you are killing it nowadays. So funny and entertaining to watch!
"I regret ever returning to this accursed raid" - me every time i ever played wrath "by the way how good is the word ruse" same "do we go for challenge mode, i would rather drink bleach made of fire" most accurate thing ever said
Bruh the clip of downy dying from forgetting his jump brought back SOOO many memories You should've seen me, the titan main, trying to get use to warlock jumps
I feel like when Jez makes his nutshell videos it’s just him making side notes when he does something dumb, funny, or if his teammates or something else pisses him off. Like a mini diary full of notes and entrees
Thank you for these videos, they are really funny and take my mind of the world for a little while. These videos really do make me laugh more then I have in a long time.
The line between sarcasm and real feelings in this video is so thin I could split the hairs in Jez's beard with it. Love the content, thank you for making us all laugh.
When Th3 Jez uploads I feel a joy inside that I cannot describe, it almost cures all my depression for the brief time the video is on. In order to preserve this feeling for as long as possible I rewatch all videos. I need help
Whenever i have a bad day and suck at destiny i watch this channel because jez reminds me that there is someone out there who makes me laugh and makes me smile. your the best
I never played destiny and I know absolutely nothing about it, but i still enjoy your 'nutshell' videos. Here is to hoping you carry the concept over to other franchises or something else all together. I'm subbed too btw :)
Tried to make this one a little longer I hope you enjoyed it
Th3Jez This is great
loved the vid
From a fellow aussie
Th3Jez absolutely love it man
Th3Jez I AM THE POTATOMASTER MASTER OF ALL POTATOS
Th3Jez yes pay your bill effing pleb
I'm laughing and crying at how long it took for you to beat Vosik
You should do Th3 Jez in a nutshell
TrichedOut yeah
Jez, do it, you effing pleb.
TrichedOut i think he did something similar already
he does it at the beginning of every nutshell video :P
Th3 Jez in a nutshell? Practically the Escapist with Yahtzee and Zero Punctuation. Pretty sure they did this first, very quickly talking and monotone voice. Lol I'm not saying to stop these just saying.
"that one teammate that raids all the time but still has no idea what's going on" LOL so true
I Polaris I and it’s literally me.
It's me, in Crota's end the entire raid I'm like : "Whaaa?" Including the end, my teammates literally set me up to die
Absolutely me.
I Polaris I me
Lol
Jez is the kind of guy to eat the last 2 gummy bears together just to say they didn't die alone 😂
I don't eat gummy bears but if I did I would do that
shut up kid 778 likes, 3 replies
@@medkip2174 Just calm down idiot
@@jacobgaparasi2698 lmao that’s literally his username
@@jacobgaparasi2698 - Bruh 🤭🤣 lmao
Jez the nutsheller, sheller of all nuts.
nice
"That one teammate who raids all the time, but still has no idea what's going on."
That quote had me laughing so fcukin HARD! 😂
Good times...
Kurticus GT I’m the opposite the teammate that never raids but has RUclips how to do it and gets it first try
Lane Griffith I’m the same as you but I don’t have friends so I can’t do it
*fuckin
"Extremely fair and reasonable super known as jesus but way more powerful" you made my fucking day😂😂😂
Bleach Bish there was a ton of comedic gold in this vid.
I think since destiny 2 is coming out you should make an entire destiny in a nutshell recapping year 1,2, and 3. Like if you agree
Chief Chirpa that would be verrrry interesting
Chief Chirpa I would like to see that
That would be a very very very.......very long video. But it would be great!!
It would be longer, which would be better
I think Jez already made most of year one Destiny... Vanilla Destiny in a nutshell (shows Jez getting hit from behind by the large Cabal drill in D2's Inverted Spire Strike) "Yes, I literally got drilled from behind"... clean up, isle 3!
I suppose you could add the loot cave, evil Cryptarch, "forever 29", "G-Horn?", Dinkle-bot, bullet sponges, a broken scale labeled "PvP", Joseph Staten's script falling into a black hole, "I could tell you...", "I don't have time to explain what I don't have time to explain", "we've woken the Hive!", and Martin O'Donnell getting shot out of a cannon... but it's all the same at that point, am I right? =P (One big mess we had fun playing with friends)
Jez the fat oversized spider slayer, slayer of all fat oversized spiders. Including the ones that have inhabited my pantry, Jez help me IRL.
BigBossD 2015 ah you'll be fine don't worry about it
Jez the Downy Slayer Slayer of All Downys
Okay mr Macaroni, settle down
Did Downy deserve to be kicked? For a second opinion, ask Slyolddog; she'll tell it straight!
DownyDropbear fuck you
Shank.
I'm reporting you.
mason.c23 reported
S#@>k
Stay right there I'm calling the police.
Dreg.
Total time 4 hours...
90 minutes
"I'm almost dead. Just kidding, Shadestep."
Story of my life.
When any youtuber uploads a video: Nah ill watch it later
When Th3Jez uploads a video: *A S C E N D E D*
I quit destiny like 7 months ago, but the only destiny RUclipsr I still enjoy watching is th3 jez
Tezza's Tutorials y
Tezza's Tutorials the ass kisser, kisser of all asses : )
Literally all of these nut shell videos are hilarious
I've never clicked in a video so fast...
I FUCKING LOVE THESE
I need monotone complainey guy to do Minecraft
Hey Jez, shaaaaaaank!
Snakeeyes3434 you mean "sh******nk?
delet dis
Sh**k.
CamDBK it is S****k
Anime Lord Reaper nah he did it right
CamDBK you fucking sh**k
Handsome Jack from Borderlands named his diamond Horse Butt stallion. :) Not sure if you were referencing it but non the less funny!!
that is a GREAT catch.... borderlands in a nutshell please.
Yeah i noticed that too, and im assuming he did reference jack, cause he sounded sarcastic when he said "dont think thats been said before"
EliteEpicGamerz he sounds sarcastic in every video
ReloadForWins well thats the point, but this was obvious sarcasm
ReloadForWins because he's sarcastic in all of these videos
Jez: lol ghosts are overpowered
Until they get sniped by a scorn baron
Toby Rapo
How
Dare
You
Too soon lmao
Another amazing video Jez!!! Other youtubers, get on his level. If that level is achievable.....
"an appropirate amount of grieving and t-bagging his orb follows" 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the video that got me into Jez’s content and coming back to it years later it still manages to make me lose my shit laughing.
Bro the teammate who steals the voltage right before you do is so relatable
I should probably clarify -- the diamond horse I've been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I'll just go get her.
Butt Stallion! Say hello.
Butt Stallion says hello.
That’s probably the best quote from borderlands 2
LMAO that rhabby v reference is nice
This sounds like it's jez's subconscious speaking
Dang Jez. I have never seen a channel flourish so much when put in a content drought situation, honestly you went from just being someone I am subbed to to someone I absolutely love as a youtuber. Like dude, you are killing it nowadays. So funny and entertaining to watch!
Jez = God
You sound like the male siri
Aw. Now I want Jez to be an alternative voice for siri.
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
Holy crap man! 167k subs!? Congrats! You deserve it!
Brett Silva yet he only gets about $100$ per RUclips video because they are cruel people
Yes Google is very cruel place where only channels besides gaming get paid.
Brett Silva
Wait how the hell????
4 DAYS AGO 167K SUBS NOW 173K SUBS. 5K subs in 4 days. GG
you the bomb #jezthes***kslayerslayerofalls***ks
omg
the s***k slayer hearted my comment
I thought my raid team was bad but holy shit I'm God tier compared to you lol
I play with guidtexan so you know it has to be bad
I like how honest this guy is you've earned your self a sub
Hey der it's that monotonal voice guy who I love. Hey there Th4J0z!
Jez titan slayer of all titans, please return to the remember series, you beautiful man
"I regret ever returning to this accursed raid" - me every time i ever played wrath
"by the way how good is the word ruse" same
"do we go for challenge mode, i would rather drink bleach made of fire" most accurate thing ever said
there needs to be a revival of the nutshell series
Real fans knew Th3Jez before he was born.
Bruh the clip of downy dying from forgetting his jump brought back SOOO many memories
You should've seen me, the titan main, trying to get use to warlock jumps
My friend named him self SPLASH SCRUB OF ALL SCRUBS SCRUB. After you
I feel like when Jez makes his nutshell videos it’s just him making side notes when he does something dumb, funny, or if his teammates or something else pisses him off. Like a mini diary full of notes and entrees
Wow He liked, transforming into Monotone Voice applicant
8:55
I legit sneezed right there when you said bless you so thank you
U forgot to add "JEZ THE NO SCOPER, SCOPER OF ALL NO's" title, lol
Thank you. This is a great video and actually captures the raid perfectly XD
Should do a internet in a nut shell...loved the vid
Hands down my favorite RUclipsr, thanks Jez', loved the extended run time, these nutshell videos are gold sir!
Shank in a nutshell coming never18.
This is my favorite video series in all of youtube!!! LOVE YOU JEZ!!!
Jez the RUclipsr tuber of all yous
When he said "scotty immediately dies self resses then dies again" i almost choked from laughing to hard
Jez loves his subs. He hearted almost every comment. But I can't lie, he is that GREAT.
I just watched all of the in the nutshell destiny video. I'm crying I need the nostalgia
Jez the S***k Slayer, Slayer of all S***ks - Th3Jez / 2017
Oh how I've missed these nutshell vids. Pure gold, Jez, Pure gold.
"I regret ever returning to this accursed raid, I never liked PvE, or my team, or this game, or this channel"
-Th3Jez, 2k17.
Always love your videos! I just hit 400 light without any raids or crucible! Archons forge got me there! Finally at 400, before D2!
He was playing with slyolddog!!!!!
ayyyyyyyyyy
Best piece of destiny content left. Thx for making this game not as dead as it already is. These vida are legendary
G'day!
Mr Sid Ayyy mate
Thank you for these videos, they are really funny and take my mind of the world for a little while. These videos really do make me laugh more then I have in a long time.
Don't join unless you have a voids edge Aksis Phase 2 #400orkicked
I imagine these videos can't be super easy to make but please never stop they're amazing. Take as long as you need for them to be perfect
The jez gaming ;; gaming of all jezes i mean all jesus
jez the shank slayer, slayer of all shanks
I still want to die
Don't leave me with Downy
Th3Jez downy is insane
@@Th3Jez Downy is exactly why we all wanna die
Lmao half the reason I watch these is for the "Titan slayer, slayer of all Titans" things 😂
DESTINY in a nutshell,like so he can see!!
The part about the Vosik DDOS got a chuckle outta me
Man you got me at "why do I even get back to this game and channel" hilarious 😂 good video👌
This is now what the voice in my heads sounds like. Awesome work Jez
The slamming the ball into the Dregs face got me lmao
This is so close to my experiences it frightens me
The part where a teammate goes AFK at the door is soo accurate and soo funny and true
This shit is priceless. I literally laugh out loud when watching these bro. Please keep it up. I will forever remain subbed. LOVE YA BRO!
Guess what RUclips reccomended today Jez? “W H E N I S T H E N E X T NUTSHELL” lmfao
Love the channel. Great intro, we've all felt the same way during raids or anything else, ever. Love the videos and in the nutshells.
Legend has it downy never has completed the jump puzzle
Jez: im kind of a big deal
Me: In the Resistance?
I love your videos. I wait patiently until another one comes and it's always worth it.
I really wish you did this for rest of the OG Destiny raids and the D2 raids. These videos make me laugh uncontrollably
“Throw the balls at the thing” -jez the shank slayer, slayer of all shanks.
2:01 little did Th3 know he’d become said teammate
Trials of the nine in a nutshell, featuring MIDA Multi Tool a.k.a Trials the Gun part 2
This brought back a lot of memories
The line between sarcasm and real feelings in this video is so thin I could split the hairs in Jez's beard with it.
Love the content, thank you for making us all laugh.
When Th3 Jez uploads I feel a joy inside that I cannot describe, it almost cures all my depression for the brief time the video is on. In order to preserve this feeling for as long as possible I rewatch all videos. I need help
Whenever i have a bad day and suck at destiny i watch this channel because jez reminds me that there is someone out there who
makes me laugh and makes me smile. your the best
I never played destiny and I know absolutely nothing about it, but i still enjoy your 'nutshell' videos. Here is to hoping you carry the concept over to other franchises or something else all together. I'm subbed too btw :)
I seriosly love the "...In A Nutshell" series! hope you don't get tired of doing it
I love the nutshell series and you sold really make a lot of them before the end of destiny 1
The monotone kills me every time XD
So uh, Jez, when's the next nutshell video? I've been waiting a whole 3 hours since this one came out!
The music and his tone of voice make this video sound like poetry.
This all too well describes the typical wrath experience and its my favorite raid.
"Ghosts are overpowered"
*? Bungee will remember that*
"I'm gonna name it butt stallion, I'm sure that's never been done before"
Handsome Jack: *Handsome breaths intensify*