LAST WISH But Only The Funny Parts
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- Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024
- My first Last Wish raid but only the funny parts.
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My Fireteam:
Datto - goo.gl/LbRSds
Danielle - goo.gl/49A3e7
Aintpro - goo.gl/AySE3g
Sly - goo.gl/UDbyk1
CCkun - goo.gl/5xgH1Y
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My First Last Wish Raid ft. Datto
My First Last Wish Raid ft. Datto
My First Last Wish Raid ft. Datto
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Music I frequently use:
Skyrim Lofi - bit.ly/2CTiCLR
Mario Lofi - bit.ly/2QrNAmx
Poké & Chill - bit.ly/35fvo3I
Sunday Strut - bit.ly/2NZLM2w
Good To Me - bit.ly/32VusQh
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Another leJez video ❤
6 hours ? O____________o
Th3Jez opps bought 2
Soo... huh when's the last wish in a nutshell
Dangit I want the merch but I don’t have money 😭
Datto's pillow talk is just him talking about how to optimally dps riven
LMAO
Datto and his girlfriend sitting in bed and hes sitting up explaining the various mechanics of the raid and shes either listening intently or is dead asleep.
If you whisper "cluster rocket strat" he cums instantly
She finishes him off and then he yells DPS DPS DPS and she panics and goes back to stroking.
Those Rare blue quality Sparrows... 😏
Not even kidding I cried when Datto said "She makes me happy", Optimal DPS finally paid off.
This just made me so happy
It does put that little glimmer of hope back in ye olde single gamer's heart on Valentines Day doesnt it?
Then again i'm SUCH a toxic noob when leading raids, no girl will ever feel like she owes me a drink, let alone date me :D
I dont know why but your profile photo makes it so much better😂😂
The biggest foreshadowing ever! Now they are married and it's so nice! Watching this and hearing him say stuff like "getting a woman to like me" literally to meet his future wife just makes me tear up!
The way Danielle askes to hang is just the start of so much
This video is just the story of how Datto got with Danielle disguised as a raid video.
Agreed
How I Met your Mother but it takes place in Destiny 2
My heart farted when he said “she makes me happy “ 🥺🥺
And they're married now. I actually had no idea how they met so that was very cool to see.
…and I’m TOTALLY here for it!
bout time
Datto any tips (on raid/ trying to get a girl to like me)
Yos papi
Thanks daddy
Dad o gg on the troll at the end
Datto when will we get the informative video "Datto does Danielle" so we can learn how to accomplish this masterful feat?
Jez, Matchmaker, Maker of Matches
Kinda catchy
Jez should start merching that as well
I typed this then scrolled down and saw yours... My bad 😅
Wouldn't it be: "Jez the Matchmaker, Matcher of all Makes"?
@@Jefstito No. The second part of the first title is what becomes the first part of the second title.
Datto finding love through carrying people through a raid is kind of the most optimal thing ever.
Optimal RPR: romance per raid.
Datto got his last wish, a girlfriend 😱
Well even dead ahamkaras can grant wishes
O, lover mine...
Datto what did you enter on the wish wall?
I need to find myself an Ahamkara, LOL
So that's what 15th wish was for.
Datto: I have never failed at anything, except for getting a women to love me
Me: Literally Same
thats been proven false
Eliana Gardner lmao
But that's not a video game, *so that doesn't count.*
I am a toaster so I never have to deal with this kind of stuff
and he was unimaginably wrong
when a last wish raid turns into how I met your mother the sequel
it was truly...datto's....last wish. YEEEEEEAAAAAH
I think you mean "How I Met Your Mother: The Meme."
Not gonna lie doing this raid at 8 months pregnant was probably the hardest thing I've ever done
slyolddogg congrats (hopefully doesn’t sound nosey and rude) do you know the gender? ;-;
Oryxgaming101 I had a girl in the middle of November ❤️
@@slyolddogg Still did better then Jez 😂
slyolddogg ay congrats (if it’s the 17th we have the same birthday) ;w;
it was the 19th! Close!
New dlc arrives
JEZ = gotta find the most relevant content
The last dlc’s raid
Spend a whole day to carry someone through a Raid for a girlfriend?
Shit, that's a good deal
*Sign me right the fuck up*
Was going to like comment but there are 69 likes. I'm sorry.
Wife lol
Jez broke datto’s only curse.
Being single.
2 gud
rodrigo ramos optimalbois purpose
Only curse?
24:02
Sorry not sorry
Persuasive Argumentation press F to pay respects
Guardian : Jez
Title : Cursebreaker
@@persuasiveargumentation7221 of course you're not, plus that's not a curse, "that" was some unfortunate BS.
The Holy Destiny Trinity:
Hunter Jez, the Memelord, Lord of All Memes
Warlock Byf, the Loremaster, Master of All Lore
Titan Datto, the Playerguide, Guide of All Players
Those sound like Dark Souls bosses.
Demigod cammycake: cammy of all cakes
This should be a T-Shirt
The real Vanguard right here
Esoterickk, the Lonerlord, Lord of all Loners
“I never fail except for getting a woman to love me”- Datto
*2 weeks later a woman loves him*
GG
Wait *WHAT*
he acquired a female?????
"Optimal DPS"
Mr Fraser Sir wait NANI when how what her name
11:38
"Shockingly enough, that's 83% accurate" God dammit, Daddo. Quotable for days.
Wow Jez the Wingman, Wingman of all men.
Doot Dootington you mean wing of all men it would make the most sense
@@hollowknight4630 THIS! 😂
@Jack Gillespie it'd be maner of all wings acutaly :joy:
Doot Dootington more like he’s the wingman men of all wings
Danielle- makes the first move on datto and shyly asks to hangout l.
Jezz- makes it a double date
Datto/Danielle- hit it off and date
Jezz- gigga chad wing man
Jezz/Danielle/datto- best friends/ datto turns into jezzs dad
Datto/Danielle- get married
Jezz- well I’m coming to live with you for 3 months.
What I’m hearing is destiny 2 is really just the friends we make along the way.
This is what daddos raid guides should’ve been
i feel like to many people have overlooked "more like Maddo" and in my personal opinion that is pure gold
Curiosity Kills extremely underrated comment
Wait danielle and datto are a thing, EPIC
DankTitan I never knew that’s how they met!
That guy who plays games where are the time stamps? I’m missing everytging
Zageri just watch the whole video mate
Finally datto has found the D
DankTitan that was crazy very epic
I'm legit so happy for datto, he's really needed a girl in his life and Danielle is just, perfect! Enjoyed the video nonetheless because it's a Jez video it's always a great video no matter what but that Datto announcement just made it
except when its not a great video... then its amazing video.
"I never fail, unless its getting a woman to love me"
Well....he never fails now
Edit: 500 likes for the 500 people invited to Dattos wedding
Well, he failed at failing to get a woman to love him.
@tim tincan you have to read a bit better😊
tim tincan See that thing slowly drifting a mile above your head? That’s the joke...
How about the when he couldn’t complete last wish in 24 hours
When you think you make an original joke but someone else already made it.
I'm not kidding when I say this but I was thinking when datto was explaining the riven part
Hmm Danielle and datto...
Seems like they could be good friends
Then she says she'll be there on Sunday.
Jez says him and Amy will be there too.
Then the datto clip
This has got to be the most coincidental thought I've ever had
The audible frustration in datto’s voice is priceless
Bill Stevens facts
@@komtom964 dont care about your feelings
11:18 the moment that lead to an engagement, congrats datto and danielle
Okay, sooo to get things right:
Datto and Danielle are Dating now each other.
Datto is your Dad, Jez.
If Datto and Danielle would be together forever, would that make Danielle to your „Mother“?
And also would her Baby be then your Step-Brother?
Is this then the Optimal-Family?
I Magnatix I no it’s the optimal damage family
@@abstraksone no its OptiFam
To have optimal dps yes
Surprise twist J3Z carries datto to getting a girl CX
Jez' datto wingman, wingman of all dattos
Datto carries jez in destiny jez carries in social life😂😂😂
Jez now has a new title: Jez the date finder, finder of all dates. How, you ask? Jez sets up raid with Datto. Datto-liking lady joins in raid clear. Lady and Datto meet and begin dating. Logic checks out. 👍
@@camburger8263 I thought about that, but that's a little presumptuous. Nobody wants to jinx Datto. This is too big for him ;)
Optimal
“I never fail except for getting a woman to love me”- Datto
2 years later he's married to a person he met in this video
Danielle took that as a personal challenge.
“I don’t fail, except getting a woman to love me”. Datto 2018(continues to get a woman to love him)...
And is now marring said woman
God it’s so good to know I’m not the only one terrifying my raid newbies with the “DPS THE HEART” bit lol
I’m so proud of Dad. Datto deserves everything!
Datto: "I have never failed at anything i have ever done, except getting a woman to love me"
Danelle: This is my chance !
Next week's video: Dating With Datto
Gotta hit the crit spot during pleasure phase.
Justin Y. Except for art lmao
"I have never failed at anything except for getting a woman to love me"
-Datto, 2018.
This quote is and has always been my life. Forever. Minus the "I have never failed at anything" part.
Th3jez, Riven slayer, slayer of all Rivens.
Jez gets carried and raid loot and datto gets a girlfriend I’d say this raid was a win win for both sides
Life sucks lol
No meme in title? Let’s fix that
*LAST MEME*
This is funny but also so sad...
No *MEME WISH*
Alexa this is so sad
Datto: "The only thing I've ever failed is in getting a woman to love me."
[two weeks later is dating a woman]
Me: "Yeah, Boiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!"
I am really happy for Datto and Danielle! I hope everything works out for them!
Good news!
To be honest it was great it took so long so we could have that Datto has a GF segment
Jez heard Datto say that the only thing he failed at was getting a woman to love him and Jez was like "hhhhhhhhHHHHHHHmmmmmmm🤔🤔🤔"
Past Datto sounds so cheerful and happy helping you, unlike present day Datto being all "oh, ye, we raiding with Jez, it's time to suffer"
I like to come back to this video sometimes just to watch the beginning of Datto and Danielle's love story
they call me Jez the jizer, jizer of all jez
Noped the fuck out
Coming back to this video after 4 years, it's so funny how 2018 Jez interacting with Datto seems wildly muted compared to 2020 and beyond Jez interacting with Datto. Nowadays they are always on about each other's peens and buttholes. 😂
Datto's story gives me hope. You never really know when a relationship is going to come along and surprise you. Deffo lifted my spirits
Man. Knowing they got married is insanely cool after watching this video. Talk about Raid loot
*3 months later* scourge of the past raid here we come
Just realised how invested i am in dattos love life i havent watched much datto but when i do it always revolves around his love life lol
Th3Jez booty foreshadower, foreshadower of all the booties.
Man, kinda crazy coming back to this in 2023. The journey that these people have gone on from this point. Magical.
6:44 “Jez I have never failed at ANYTHING I have EVER done except for getting a women to love me” FUNNIEST PART OF THE VIDEO
And now he is married to Danielle
Only positive vibes in this video and the comment section. Really nice to see this. Happy for Datto!
Well I guess datto has never failed anything now
Jez the matchmaker, maker of all matches.
Monatone complainy guy plz
I keep coming back to this video every once in a while because the Datto and Danielle story is just *that wholesome*
Does Riven make people date?
Luke Duncan it was his wish
Riven is the date
If that’s the case, I’ll need to get a raid team together.
I mean she brought Shaxx to Mara Sov, sooo...
@@Handles-Suck-RUclips *the helmet stayed on*
Jez the killer of ahamkaras, ahamkaras of all killers
I wish that i had enough money to buy the “titan slayer,slayer of all titans” shirt
Watching this three years later, you did good datto. You did good. (I’m not crying, you are!)
“Luckily... that was 83% accurate”- Approximated Dato...
Wow. I was not prepared for one of my fav. personalities having a part in one of my fav. surprise twists of 2018. I need to sit down.
I love that this was the start that led to Mr. Travel 💘💯
This Video: the most awaited video on your channel so far. Finally, it didn't break on you.
This video is amazing! Worth the wait. Love ya Jez :)
Coming back in 2024 to refresh the Datto and Danielle lore
Datto found a girl? WTF congrats
I was about to make this post myself. Congrats to Datto, and Thanks to Jez the matchmaker, maker of all matches.
*Shaxx voice* “YESSSSSSSS”
I come back and watch this video every time I need a happy boost because hearing Datto say "she makes me really happy" just does something to me.
Danielle shooting her shot and succeeding 🎯🎯
11:04 the start of TrJatto Industries
Oof titan slayer merch I already broke fam
Dang that low key skyrim music in the background is dope, and you thought we wouldn't notice 4:35
Dang you just missed it by one season
Hell, I've never done it either. 😂
And to think 3 years ago is when they hate a first date and look at them now. So wholesome to look back at
Why are you such a snacc
Nice photo my man
Congrats to jez for completing the last wish, wish of all last's and congrats to Datto for getting a date
Hey Jez boy loved the streams lately like usual but I can tell I’m gonna love the video. Jez the memeiest lord of all.
And now they're engaged ❤️
coming here again jus because 11:50
and now they’re married. man how time flies
That feeling of immense pride when two people find each other over your stupidity and memeiness
Jez the wingman man of all wings
Watching this video like it’s 4yrs ago, I honestly was so happy for Datto
This video never gets old 😂😂😂
big up jez the match maker, maker of all matches
Jez matchmaking in games and real life hahahaha
Lmao I only came here to see how Datto met Danielle. Good b8 m8
16:26 THEY’RE ENGAGED NOW 😭
No meme, the whole story of Mr and Mrs. Trvl makes me cry
“i never fail at anything ever in my life except getting a woman to love me.”
gets woman to love him like a boss 🙌🏻
Datto and Danielle lore disguised as a jez raid video. Genius!! Honestly this whole thing gave me the warm fuzzies:)
That’s really weird when a friend starts dating your dad
11:41 Datto talking to chat about Danielle has big 'divorced dad telling the kids about his new girlfriend' vibes
Jez the match maker, maker of all matches
coming back 2 years later and dattos engaged. how things change. (also gratz and good luck datto)
Thank you for this video Jez, I had a bad day and this really made my day
As a new fan coming back in time, SEEING the moment that brought Mrs and Mr TRV together is so effing wholesome ❤
This was recorde more then a month ago forehead