I will now kill you with this hammer of my grandfather, which is rightfully mine. Do you know why? Yes, cause i killed him. No, do you know why it is rightfully mine? (10 min later, the orc feels inspired [to slice his own ears off])
The mental image of an orc trying to do duck face through their tusks almost broke me. Thanks Rob! Your direction in this theater of the mind is pure joy fuel.
After repeating twice the very specific description of the orc leader - from the poster and then in the dream - nobody bats an eye before Rob says "he's the one that killed your Grandfather" and then comes the SHOCK! 😂 I feel you, Rob!
I cannot believe this is the first mention of this I've seen! I'd totally forgotten too! I'd say what a perfect coincidence but with the amount these guys talk about buttholes...
Huge kudos to Rob for running the main campaign, Misfits and PvP alongside each other - that sounds like an absolute headache but he somehow makes it look easy.
From 6:34 to 7:14 Bodger: The annoyed, frustrated and pissed off dad Baradun: pretending to be okay mom, but inside of him is like pissed as well Greg: Tries to reassure the situation, but somehow makes it worse
@@NK-ns1bp Sure, waaah they have a right to put advertisement in their video but maybe it isn't the best to put at the end of the funniest content in the video ultimately undercutting the humour and lowering it's value waaaaah.
Not sure how else to say it, but I think my days posting D&D logs may be over. If nothing else, I'll try and get the first 10 episodes of the Misfits done, maybe the PvP, but I just can't get the energy to keep up or catch up anymore. Don't grow up, kids. Adulthood is a b*tch.
I'm sorry that you're having to stop doing something that you love, but it's great that you're taking the time you need for you! Thank you for the many, many laughs, and take care.
Hello, and thank you for you hardwork. When I started watching this series, I noticed your logs and was laughing at your witty comments. I thought it was cool that these videos have a log so that we can keep track of how the story sailed. I seriously thought you were a part of the team due to the hardwork you've done. But then I've learned that you were just a fan like us and was doing this logs for free. I was amazed and said to my self: Wow that is some dedication. Your logs are so organized and how many times did this person Rewatched this video to make this log while putting some comments. Adulthood is hard yes. You'll learn that there a things that needs to be prioritized and the responsibility that comes with it. Furthermore, Thank You for the services you offered to the channel. You were consistent with making logs for 100+ episodes. A video without your logs is the same as an episodes without Lorquin's subtitles. It feels weird when it's missing and We can only appreciate it when it's gone. Thank you again. For my appreciation of your craft is the only thing I can offer to you.
I hate being "that guy" but I would be remiss if I didn't point this out. It's kind of a spoiler so if you have been watching NPC D&D since day 1, you might be upset to get this far just to know that this is my grandfather's hammer...which is rightfully mine.
24:05 can we change this to, Greg was so mad about bodger stealing his moment. -Greg repurposed Harm to do mental damage to Bodger in the form of nightmares while he sleeps. Also gonna get the Greg plushie! That bald trick was hilarious
Even better is the slightly scared and on edge posture and expression of Rowen expecting the entire group to lay into him screaming profanities and threatening his life like in the Bored videos. 😂
I absolutely love that Greg went through a whole character arc, “now I’m a good guy”, just to be such a goofy guy. “Hmm. Bodger is having a dream, let me… get my face right in his face.. and try to hear- oh nope I am sleeping”. Deceptions his way out of being weird lmao
Rob describes orc who killed Bodger's grandfather on poster Bodger dreams about orc killing grandfather in detail Rowan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Rob: The guy who killed your grandfather is the guy from the poster! Rowan :o
That does seems perfect. Bodger, leading the forging of equipments, while the fire giants (wearing a red shirt coz of course fire . ) are "assisting"/doing all the work for Rowan
Plushie Greg 💖Plushie Greg is reminiscent of Greg from back in the days of Epic NPC Man sketches, when there was a sense: "don't offend NPCs, even the insignificant ones"
So. Looks like there is an opportunity for some kind of peaceful solution with the orcs involving them getting some less inhospitable lands...or more likely, BATD committing some war crimes, classic D&D style.
It is honestly impressive how well the person, I honestly have forgotten your name, who does the subtitles managed to translate Rob's gibberish at 18:10
Rob constantly trying to make Allan regret switching classes is hillarious, and I can’t wait to see how he continues to rub it in his face in actual cannon. -meeting the head if artificery? -return of Poppy? -Not being able to stop those filthy, child smuggling Honeywood Peach Farmers?
I see her returning dented and scratched, wearjng an eye patch, and much like the Doll, she following Greg. (Either for good or evil reasons) Or maybe someone found her and will use her against them and Greg has to roll a few charisma checks to have her turn on her “new master”😂
I’ve been marathoning this series over the past week or so. I have laughed out loud so often, and have go on and on so much to my sister that she is now watching! We love you guys! Keep it coming!
Lol, that's so evil. It sounds like something a fey would do. But it all makes sense. After all, didn't Greg become a cleric with the help of an Archfey?
I just want to say that I, a woman staring at a fast-approaching 60 years of age, am now going round in my daily life thinking, and occasionally saying, "Chur!" DO YOU REALISE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!
ok. i want the greg plushie after bodger showed me his favorite thing about it. i mean, if BODGER has something HE likes about it, then it has to be worth whatever it costs. plus... i laughed too hard at greg pleading for us not to do that. im sorry alan. i have to get one and do that exclusively because you said not to do so.
27:44 Baradun and Bob dit not have the same dream. Bob does not sleep and does not dream. Baradun is a sleep-caster (like sleep-walker). He cast an image in his sleep - of a sexy woodelf. Bob assumed he must be dreaming and tried to make out with the sexy woodelf illusion. Baradun woke up and started watching, unwittingly willing his illusion to make out with Bob. Both of them enjoyed the experience. Next morning Baradun assumed it was all a dream and Bob assumed that he can now sleep and dream.
Someone should tell these guys to do a podcast. They are very insightful and entertaining :). Their podcast is great. I would love to see a podcast episode that is all of them in character though.
I was yelling inside at Baradune to give the rings to Greg to put HEALS inside of them! Also--I got a nasty stomach thing and laughed at this ring causing damage. (pathetically. .all I could muster after 2 days and nights of this virus or food poisoning) I'd consider it also causing psychic damage. or emotional damage. Thanks for keeping me company as I suffered
Episode was hilarious as always, but hahaha, that plug for the plushie and bald Greg cracked me up. 🤣 Also, watch Rowan's face just after 22:48. The face of a man who knows his grandfather's hammer is rightfully his.
Or at 30:28 roan is like a surgeon asking for tools from his "assistant" like a surgeon 😂 "clamp!".... "Chizzle!"..... "hammer!!... not my grandfather's hammer you nit wit!!"
Is there any chance of getting a glimpse at your homebrew monster stat blocks Rob? Love how you make monsters and abilities fitting to the story, especially fan of the hags
" My name is Bodger Blodger...You killed my Grandfather... Prepare to die."
I will now kill you with this hammer of my grandfather, which is rightfully mine. Do you know why? Yes, cause i killed him. No, do you know why it is rightfully mine? (10 min later, the orc feels inspired [to slice his own ears off])
Top comment here
*Pirag shits their pants*
I came here to say this but you beat me to it
“Well what’re you gonna do about that!?”
The mental image of an orc trying to do duck face through their tusks almost broke me. Thanks Rob! Your direction in this theater of the mind is pure joy fuel.
Now we need to see Alan’s drawing of that!
Agreed
After repeating twice the very specific description of the orc leader - from the poster and then in the dream - nobody bats an eye before Rob says "he's the one that killed your Grandfather" and then comes the SHOCK! 😂 I feel you, Rob!
I kind of imagine Greg thinking to himself as Baradun does the loredump: "If only I could click 'skip' on this guy..."
Idk Greg has gone off on a adventurer for doing that. Not sure he would
@@codyhaase1785 Nahh, Greg has been fucked over a hundred times over by Baradun, he literally couldn't give half a shit about screwing with Baradun
I think by now, @@codyhaase1785, worth all of the shit these goons have put him through... maybe Hahaha he's a changed man
Bodgers worst nightmare is that no one believes him that his grandfather 's hammer is his and there's no iron left for him to smith 😂
We all know his hammer is rightfully his. He rook it by force, fair and square! 😂
Bodger doesn't do much smithing to begin with.
And that he abuses the Ring of Pooh to the point where he has to use the hammer as a plug to stop the leak.
@@SnowBlitz7
He _is_ smithing bricks of a certain putrid variety, lately. 💩
At least he's got his ring.
If Rob made a special house rule that reverses Ben's rolls so Nat 1s were Nat 20s and vice versa, Ben would start rolling Nat 20s all the time....
I had a ring that did that
@@trollin_cfar_one_1019sounds like a cursed item...I want that.
@@SentaroTheTiger it is actually a holy relic for us natural 1 rollers
But what if Ben will constantly roll nat 20 after implemented said rule? XD
@@yiztj1259 rings can be removed
bodger assuming everyone dreams his dreams is the most in character thing ever 😄
Greg's 'Heal Butthole' spell will come in real handy now 😂
I cannot believe this is the first mention of this I've seen! I'd totally forgotten too! I'd say what a perfect coincidence but with the amount these guys talk about buttholes...
Should work on most of the people i know, cause they real a-holes.
Wait I don't remember this, from which scene/episode is this from?
Looks like ring of shitting is the only item they won't forget they have till the end of campaign 😄
Oh that old ring is gonna stick around for a long time. They definitely don't forget about that, the most important plot point in the series.
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD we hope so, it's too good to be forgotten
@@non_satiata Can't say I agree with that
Hope they use it against Kelotach (don't remember how it's spelled), and that makes him drop concentration :D
God I wish they would. That joke stopped being funny pretty quickly.
The shared dream of Baradun and Bob.
"Was her name busy?" 😂😅
I’m so glad you heard that 😂
You need to make her into an encounter at some point! 😂
Busy the blonde RUclipsr?
The guys are so bad at paying attention 😆 1:48 really encapsulates the entire campaign 😆 meanwhile, the girls will remember Ulric for years to come ❤
Because he is immortal Vampire 🧛♀️ 🧛♂️.
i thought ulric was the horse
Huge kudos to Rob for running the main campaign, Misfits and PvP alongside each other - that sounds like an absolute headache but he somehow makes it look easy.
From 6:34 to 7:14
Bodger: The annoyed, frustrated and pissed off dad
Baradun: pretending to be okay mom, but inside of him is like pissed as well
Greg: Tries to reassure the situation, but somehow makes it worse
They really need to get Bob a walking fleshbag homunculus he can crawl inside to walk for him that he can explode out of when they get there.😂
and they then ruined the funny with an ad
Hunger peepee cold😂😂😂
@@christmascritters3691 cry more about it
@@NK-ns1bp Sure, waaah they have a right to put advertisement in their video but maybe it isn't the best to put at the end of the funniest content in the video ultimately undercutting the humour and lowering it's value waaaaah.
Not sure how else to say it, but I think my days posting D&D logs may be over. If nothing else, I'll try and get the first 10 episodes of the Misfits done, maybe the PvP, but I just can't get the energy to keep up or catch up anymore. Don't grow up, kids. Adulthood is a b*tch.
I'm sorry that you're having to stop doing something that you love, but it's great that you're taking the time you need for you! Thank you for the many, many laughs, and take care.
Hello, and thank you for you hardwork.
When I started watching this series, I noticed your logs and was laughing at your witty comments. I thought it was cool that these videos have a log so that we can keep track of how the story sailed. I seriously thought you were a part of the team due to the hardwork you've done.
But then I've learned that you were just a fan like us and was doing this logs for free. I was amazed and said to my self: Wow that is some dedication. Your logs are so organized and how many times did this person Rewatched this video to make this log while putting some comments.
Adulthood is hard yes. You'll learn that there a things that needs to be prioritized and the responsibility that comes with it.
Furthermore, Thank You for the services you offered to the channel. You were consistent with making logs for 100+ episodes. A video without your logs is the same as an episodes without Lorquin's subtitles. It feels weird when it's missing and We can only appreciate it when it's gone.
Thank you again. For my appreciation of your craft is the only thing I can offer to you.
Maybe again someday :)
@@Daphflrks if it _fucking kills me,_ I'll do the final episodes. That, I'll manage. Whenever that day comes 😅
Thank you! You've been a gift to this community especially all those months ago when I first started watching this campaign.
Stella Stacy and … Looks like we’re getting an introduction to Stephanie’s family next week
You're gonna want to watch both campaign episodes next week...... 👀
Now I can’t wait!!
Glad I’m not the only one who made that connection. Bodger’s gonna be drooling over them if it’s right.
Ooooh that’s a good point, I thought Sandra maybe but this makes more sense
@@VivaLaDirtLeagueDnD I did!!!!! So exciting to finally hear from Stéphanie and her Hunt!
Pirag, the Instagram baddie.
I demand, DEMAND, a poster with Alan's Pirag drawing. Just as he made it.
Language sufficiency, I love it.
I hate being "that guy" but I would be remiss if I didn't point this out. It's kind of a spoiler so if you have been watching NPC D&D since day 1, you might be upset to get this far just to know that this is my grandfather's hammer...which is rightfully mine.
24:05 can we change this to,
Greg was so mad about bodger stealing his moment.
-Greg repurposed Harm to do mental damage to Bodger in the form of nightmares while he sleeps.
Also gonna get the Greg plushie! That bald trick was hilarious
don't you dare disrespect Greg like that 😄😄😄
"If I was real, could I do this?"
*kinda squishes cheeks a bit*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have been binging this for 3 months and finally I am caught up to current episodes!
Greg (with hair) Evil Greg (hair pulled back)
Bodger getting a prolapse for that reason is so in character.
I love dream sequences in Rob's Games, they are my favorite
Bodger making belly sounds outnof context makes me excited for next Thursday
I love the callbacks to old videos
24:06 so funny how hard it is for Rowan and Alan to keep a straight face there XD
I cracked a rib snorting from laughter at that scene. My mom is looking at me like something is wrong with me......
Greg can switch to the astrologer class next! I hear they have dope capes. How many items can they attune to?
Do you love subtitles in this as much as I do?
Yes, we love the subtitles ❤
for sure lol
lol I love that plushie they need to make Greg's evil balding twin now so the plushie can be used both ways.
"I'm prolapsed now".. Thankfully finished my coffee right before dying of laughter! Good Morning Azerim!
26:03 I enjoyed the orc pout Rob 😂
One of the funniest episodes ever :D Almost no progress in the journey but still a lot of entertainment! Couldn't stop laughing!
If i wanted a story, i'd read Harry Potter.
I watch cuz hilarious peeps are ridiculouly hilarious. :)
@@Daphflrks 100% agree!
Let the bloggers have their fun. Fans themselves can write the entire story of the characters and also the development of the plot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I love the Bored Star Wars joke you guys tossed in 😂
Deep cut, but such an amazing skit! Everyone who hasn't watched it yet should go watch it. (Mediator solves the Star Wars Debate: part 3 of 3)
Loved the "Speed" reading joke around 17:30 .... Great idea for a cursed object, a tome you must finish reading or it explodes.😂
Even better is the slightly scared and on edge posture and expression of Rowen expecting the entire group to lay into him screaming profanities and threatening his life like in the Bored videos. 😂
"My name is Bodger Blodger. You killed my (grand)father. Prepare to die!"
Rob's full laugh was beautiful
I absolutely love that Greg went through a whole character arc, “now I’m a good guy”, just to be such a goofy guy. “Hmm. Bodger is having a dream, let me… get my face right in his face.. and try to hear- oh nope I am sleeping”. Deceptions his way out of being weird lmao
the dream sequence was so immersive with that bgm
I always laugh at your episodes but this one had me in tears, especially the Gregg merch promo in the middle 😂😂
Next Bodger speech: "please gather around for an inspiring speech....... .... so he killed the grandfather, who was rightfully mine!"
“We will now feature that picture up on the screen”. Proceeds to not display picture
24:00 For a brief moment you both totally thought about going in for a kiss for the lulz.😂
Rob describes orc who killed Bodger's grandfather on poster
Bodger dreams about orc killing grandfather in detail
Rowan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rob: The guy who killed your grandfather is the guy from the poster!
Rowan :o
That does seems perfect.
Bodger, leading the forging of equipments, while the fire giants (wearing a red shirt coz of course fire . ) are "assisting"/doing all the work for Rowan
Oh my god if this happens in green screen and the orcs are wearing red shirts I will just DIE - this is GENIUS!! 😂
Amazing episode!! Greg's toy is so cute and the ad was very funny as well :)
Plushie Greg 💖Plushie Greg is reminiscent of Greg from back in the days of Epic NPC Man sketches, when there was a sense: "don't offend NPCs, even the insignificant ones"
So. Looks like there is an opportunity for some kind of peaceful solution with the orcs involving them getting some less inhospitable lands...or more likely, BATD committing some war crimes, classic D&D style.
I love watching the progression of your friendship over these episodes
It is honestly impressive how well the person, I honestly have forgotten your name, who does the subtitles managed to translate Rob's gibberish at 18:10
Her name is Lorquin, and her subtitles are the best!
Rob constantly trying to make Allan regret switching classes is hillarious, and I can’t wait to see how he continues to rub it in his face in actual cannon.
-meeting the head if artificery?
-return of Poppy?
-Not being able to stop those filthy, child smuggling Honeywood Peach Farmers?
Poppy becoming this universe's version of the Borg or something to that effect would be funny
I see her returning dented and scratched, wearjng an eye patch, and much like the Doll, she following Greg. (Either for good or evil reasons)
Or maybe someone found her and will use her against them and Greg has to roll a few charisma checks to have her turn on her “new master”😂
Oh my god Bob's meltdown is so relatable, I'm getting PTSD from journeys with my kids 😂
Love the concept of the fire giants "assisting" bodger! 😂
This is my crack - I just can’t get enough!
Thank you ben for acknowledging the massive city of Cairns. :) but hey the Australia shout out was pretty cool ty
I hope we get to see Bob in the Epic NPC man series one day
Are you sure we haven't?
I could see Ben's role in Baelin's Route as an unofficial intro for Bob, they just call him Adventurer in it
Best sight when you've been sick the past 3 days
Same
Hope you get better ❤
I've also been sick. Hope you feel better.
Feel better, Boo!
the all womens table is good too just incase you havent seen them yet 😁
Omg, the plushie becoming bald is the best.😂😂😂
THE FACES. THE FACES OF THE REVEAL OF WHO PIRAG IS
I AM CRYING, THAT WAS THE MOST GLORIOUS MOMENT EVER, I WILL DRAW THEM ALL
One pencil to draw them all!
I’ve been marathoning this series over the past week or so. I have laughed out loud so often, and have go on and on so much to my sister that she is now watching! We love you guys! Keep it coming!
I love that the Greg plushie can be old Greg and new Greg. Amazing 😆
Love your drawing Allan
Yeah, Alan's really good at drawing, it seems!
He's really GOOD!
in one of the Expansion streams,
he drew the chicken kicking an Adventurer in the balls. Haha.
Aha, that's right, Wraith has fallen!
We saw that immediate fallout during Baelin's Route!
Gotta love the tie-ins
Izzy, Lizzy, and Bizzy... Most underrated comment of the whole campaign.
I want Cleric Greg to get into Bodger dream and manipulate it so that his Grandfather gives the hammer to Bodger brother 😂
Lol, that's so evil.
It sounds like something a fey would do. But it all makes sense. After all, didn't Greg become a cleric with the help of an Archfey?
Bob being fussy is adorable.
Man, I can't believe they spent all that money on CGI to make Greg's face contort so ridiculously in Bodger's dream
Also rewatching from the start and have reached Scabatha . Oh how they've changed
Well, except Wotsit. His dancing will just always stagnate.
Lol, that plushie is adorable, and I love the garlic farmer look 😄
Ah yes, the Star Wars joke from one of the first Bored episodes. Beautiful!
Sufficient would be a nice house rule. Once you've used a skill many times, you could become sufficient and get a +1.
29:44 😅 Nice flip of the narrative Rowan
Whenever someone asks me what IBS is like I'm just going to show them clips of Bodger's ring.
"as if they are not nearly 40"
Lorquin really gunning for Rob there.
@@jaclynkurtz9808 wait, how old is he? I just thought he would be younger than the other crews in the days before his moustaches...
@@nivalshadeRob is the youngest, he's 35 this month. The comment was aimed at the whole table!
@@nivalshade He is the youngest, I just know how Rob reacts to this sort of teasing from his twitch streams.
Greg going full Eren Yeager on Bodger had me in tears ngl XD
Man i really wish we could have 2 eps per week of this, i love this series, been here since day 1 ❤
I love how Rob is taking bits of actual Warcraft lore and adding it to the world of Azerim.
I just want to say that I, a woman staring at a fast-approaching 60 years of age, am now going round in my daily life thinking, and occasionally saying, "Chur!"
DO YOU REALISE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!
The feeling when you had hundreds of episodes and suddenly playlist wont continue. You realize that you have catch up the series. Oh the emptiness :(
Can relate. I am going to catch up soon. :’)
Another great episode!!! Also the Hammer Lore is solidified. Again. 😂
Unlike Bodger's stool... 🤭
Y’all are amazing I love watching your campaign
ok. i want the greg plushie after bodger showed me his favorite thing about it. i mean, if BODGER has something HE likes about it, then it has to be worth whatever it costs. plus... i laughed too hard at greg pleading for us not to do that. im sorry alan. i have to get one and do that exclusively because you said not to do so.
They need to sell "scented" garlic heater beanies with gregs little cord... Could be useful and funny for pranks.
Greg: "Bodger. You're having a TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE ... go back to sleep."
Bodger: { disbelieving look, but goes back to sleep anyway }
For bodger, anything with Greg in it is a nightmare. (Normally the nightmare stops when he goes to sleep)
27:44 Baradun and Bob dit not have the same dream. Bob does not sleep and does not dream. Baradun is a sleep-caster (like sleep-walker). He cast an image in his sleep - of a sexy woodelf. Bob assumed he must be dreaming and tried to make out with the sexy woodelf illusion. Baradun woke up and started watching, unwittingly willing his illusion to make out with Bob. Both of them enjoyed the experience. Next morning Baradun assumed it was all a dream and Bob assumed that he can now sleep and dream.
One of the funniest episodes! Definitely top 3!
Someone should tell these guys to do a podcast. They are very insightful and entertaining :). Their podcast is great. I would love to see a podcast episode that is all of them in character though.
Never had to skip so many parts in an episode before
Holy crap. I busted out at "I'm prolapsed now". I literally had to stop what i was doing and laughed for 10 minutes straight. That was fummy
2:25 - I got that reference!
Ben is Proficient in Art, but Alan is Sufficient haha.
I was yelling inside at Baradune to give the rings to Greg to put HEALS inside of them!
Also--I got a nasty stomach thing and laughed at this ring causing damage. (pathetically. .all I could muster after 2 days and nights of this virus or food poisoning)
I'd consider it also causing psychic damage. or emotional damage.
Thanks for keeping me company as I suffered
Bodger is a member of Brotherhood of Light.
Brothers for life!
never stop making these 😂
Nice profile pic 😜
Episode was hilarious as always, but hahaha, that plug for the plushie and bald Greg cracked me up. 🤣 Also, watch Rowan's face just after 22:48. The face of a man who knows his grandfather's hammer is rightfully his.
10:40 Oolag??? Captain Oolang????
😮😮😮 dun dun dun
🧐
10:00 taking this idea and running with it because i'm Normal (
Or at 30:28 roan is like a surgeon asking for tools from his "assistant" like a surgeon 😂 "clamp!".... "Chizzle!"..... "hammer!!... not my grandfather's hammer you nit wit!!"
I would never have guessed explosive diarrhea would be cannon in the honeywood universe.
Caught up in the perfect time it seems, can’t wait for the next ep!
Is there any chance of getting a glimpse at your homebrew monster stat blocks Rob? Love how you make monsters and abilities fitting to the story, especially fan of the hags
6:35 This......this suddenly gave me some PTSD to my childhood not gonna lie.
Just noticed the zither (psaltery?) on the shelf on the bar behind Rob. Really cool set design!