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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • Barney Stinson Performs a "Play" form The Playbook entitled The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

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  • @ocbyn
    @ocbyn 3 года назад +2609

    He is so full of it, it is brilliant. Even his initials are BS.

    • @Tommy_111
      @Tommy_111 3 года назад +8

      😂🤣😂

    • @jeffescanto
      @jeffescanto 3 года назад +25

      lol, aww ur comment just raised how i met ur mother to a whole new level for me

    • @peteryang8991
      @peteryang8991 2 года назад +12

      This one might actually work, some girls want to marry rich guys. LOL
      Me and my mates must try it one day and think what happens.

    • @julianofrancisco4553
      @julianofrancisco4553 2 года назад +2

      What do you mean? Could you explain the comment? ( I’m Brazilian and I have no clue about what you guys are talking about, though I’m it’s interesting.

    • @Jthanson88
      @Jthanson88 2 года назад +2

      @@julianofrancisco4553 bs is short for bull shitting. Which I always assumed was a world wide kinda expression I guess but essentially just means lying

  • @PlayafromtheHimalayas
    @PlayafromtheHimalayas 3 года назад +1729

    Bruh lol
    At an early age, Lorenzo was diagnosed with phallumegaly, or bigness of penis disorder. As a result of his illness, Lorenzo's sense of balance frequently shifts, causing short-term memory loss. Lorenzo has been known to walk away from situations and not call again, and shouldn't be held accountable when he does.

    • @feritbaturaltin8716
      @feritbaturaltin8716 2 года назад +30

      lmao

    • @draconshot928
      @draconshot928 2 года назад +137

      However his twin brother Julio is the perfect guy to turn to in these situations because when he's not out saving the world from nazi's. Julio is reaching kids history and is a very dedicated boyfriend.

    • @jayjaypaybay
      @jayjaypaybay 2 года назад +2

      😂🤣

    • @Nemo-gc8vj
      @Nemo-gc8vj 2 года назад +2

      Tired of ordering custom underwear and furniture, Lorenzo has pursued penis reduction surgery a number of times only to be told it's too risky.

    • @JSmellerM
      @JSmellerM 2 года назад +11

      "Lorenzo von Matterhorn grew up without learning how to ride bike" Just in case it comes up I guess ;)

  • @dagogouranta5583
    @dagogouranta5583 3 года назад +2969

    that’s a whole entry level requirement for web development, just to pull this off. Dedicated is an understatement

    • @Rijnswaand
      @Rijnswaand 3 года назад +94

      At least the setup can be reused multiple times

    • @sandeepn6577
      @sandeepn6577 3 года назад +127

      and search engine optimisation

    • @dagogouranta5583
      @dagogouranta5583 3 года назад +11

      Sandeep N 😂😂

    • @brettt141
      @brettt141 3 года назад +20

      or just pay someone

    • @bentep0511
      @bentep0511 3 года назад +53

      He probably has a guy, a web guy.

  • @content_machine
    @content_machine 2 года назад +327

    They laughed when Barney did it but cried when The Tinder Swindler did it.

    • @loiracitr
      @loiracitr 11 месяцев назад +39

      To be fair to them, the Tinder Swinder was after their money, while Lorenzo only wants her to fill the void of his empty existence for an hour and half 😂

    • @mortaldao8044
      @mortaldao8044 10 месяцев назад +3

      ... But they're still after his money

    • @friendly_neighborhood_idiot
      @friendly_neighborhood_idiot 9 месяцев назад +3

      Damn!! Never expected to find you guys here.

  • @jacobfelix8029
    @jacobfelix8029 3 года назад +1305

    My god, he’s a freaking genius

    • @bodobleicher5159
      @bodobleicher5159 3 года назад +10

      Yeah, challinging it in court would be expansive, so barney pleases 4 femine doctors, 3 lawayers feminal, and has not faked One thing put his position as please. Genie dosent work Here, what a boss

  • @jessedellross3245
    @jessedellross3245 3 года назад +1712

    And the crazy thing….this could actually work

    • @jonershi8403
      @jonershi8403 3 года назад +211

      But you d have to be really good in web design.

    • @LennyCole96
      @LennyCole96 3 года назад +137

      @@jonershi8403 and good at acting

    • @Random_dud31
      @Random_dud31 3 года назад +139

      And hot

    • @Entropy__
      @Entropy__ 3 года назад +30

      @@jonershi8403 Fiverr could do it np :P

    • @andersbjrnsen7203
      @andersbjrnsen7203 3 года назад +15

      It could, and it could work for fraud too. Would take a lot of time and effort though.. Easier to do it the normal way.

  • @ianmcpherson2171
    @ianmcpherson2171 3 года назад +682

    THE WEBSITES ARE REAL.
    I REPEAT, THE WEBSITES ARE REAL.

    • @michaellarnach4161
      @michaellarnach4161 2 года назад +40

      Apparently every website listed on the show is real

    • @starwarzfan71
      @starwarzfan71 2 года назад +12

      @@michaellarnach4161 not every website and sadly most of the ones that are real are down because they stopped paying the money to keep them up

    • @kk-qu1zc
      @kk-qu1zc 2 года назад +3

      even the links on the wiki are jokes

    • @starwarzfan71
      @starwarzfan71 2 года назад +1

      @@kk-qu1zc they stopped funding the websites so they were just taken down

    • @MSTRPRFKT
      @MSTRPRFKT 2 года назад +1

      @@starwarzfan71 the websites are up or maybe some spiritual successor of the site is

  • @jackychen6261
    @jackychen6261 2 года назад +559

    You got to give HIMYM credit for funding all these Lorenzo sites through all these years to keep them going for the sake of the joke

    • @astos1244
      @astos1244 2 года назад +45

      Holy, those site still around.

    • @riathezeita
      @riathezeita 2 года назад +50

      They are actually there?? 😂😂😂 damn I googled and there's a website lol

    • @daiz.5648
      @daiz.5648 2 года назад +8

      Holy sh!t, ITS STILL THERE 🤣

    • @therealpvc2541
      @therealpvc2541 2 года назад +13

      Lol there’s a LinkedIn page too

    • @CC-dv5eb
      @CC-dv5eb 2 года назад +6

      Its like 9.95 a year to keep a site up

  • @didehanaltinisik
    @didehanaltinisik 2 года назад +174

    This must be the Tinder Swindler’s inspiration.

  • @starhawke380
    @starhawke380 3 года назад +307

    I love how many real links there are to Lorenzos life and accomplishments.

    • @Jimbychimp
      @Jimbychimp 2 года назад +40

      every website that was shown in himym was made. Thats why i really love himym, they made it so that the show is happening real time when it was on going

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 2 года назад +4

      Go big or go home!

  • @AlexAminoff
    @AlexAminoff 3 года назад +582

    These webpages are real

  • @fazilsaif4851
    @fazilsaif4851 2 года назад +74

    They way she says lorenzo at the end gets me ❤️

  • @chasfarthing244
    @chasfarthing244 3 года назад +236

    Don’t mind the 2002 Ford Focus, my jet is in the shop I assure you

  • @angelmonkey7493
    @angelmonkey7493 2 года назад +23

    Barney was the Original Tinder Swindler lmao

  • @RockZerr
    @RockZerr 2 года назад +30

    1:24 Lorenzo von Matterhorn is not a jerk lol

  • @J-money201
    @J-money201 2 года назад +39

    God I love Barney 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the man the myth the legend #facts

  • @Airbag888
    @Airbag888 3 года назад +66

    Barney, teaching you to how to fake news since 2012

    • @emmanroyhippy6859
      @emmanroyhippy6859 3 года назад +2

      He's also the Prince of Nigeria where he has a million dollars investment.

  • @HerrEngels
    @HerrEngels 2 года назад +67

    Years later now, I seldom go back to those youtube videos only to realize how much I loved that show until that final season painted everything black - including all memories.

  • @UchihaAditya
    @UchihaAditya 2 года назад +23

    In 2022, this is called the Tinder Swindler.

  • @joshb6470
    @joshb6470 Год назад +31

    if you mix Lorenzo Von Matterhorn with a story about Backpacking Through Western Europe it is the absolute beast of a pick up technique

    • @Vr0689
      @Vr0689 11 месяцев назад +6

      And there I was Me Lorenzo von matterhorn backpacking through eastern Europe when I gaze upon the bottom of a hill to find the incredible lake tibidabo....😂😂😂😂

    • @uksquall
      @uksquall 9 месяцев назад +4

      I think its pronounced Tibedahbo.

    • @pfunzonevhusenga8602
      @pfunzonevhusenga8602 3 месяца назад

      Who's telling the story

  • @submeitsfreebruh
    @submeitsfreebruh 3 года назад +54

    Thats my full course right there, and im still learning.
    Web designing and search engine optimization 😂😂

  • @adrianaron9639
    @adrianaron9639 2 года назад +13

    this guy is a freaking genius . God bro .

  • @shadd255
    @shadd255 3 года назад +29

    I thought it was only for the show..turns out the pages are real! Haha

  • @poikazal
    @poikazal 3 года назад +32

    I was randomly thinking of this the other day, what are the odds.

    • @kettelbe
      @kettelbe 3 года назад +1

      Lorenzo von Matterhorn would know.

  • @computeraddicted581
    @computeraddicted581 3 года назад +82

    Wow i'm so surprised that he was able to design all those websites.

    • @RubyDoobieScoo
      @RubyDoobieScoo 3 года назад +14

      Lorenzo Von Matterhorn has enough money to hire a team of people to do it for him.

  • @nehuen7949
    @nehuen7949 8 месяцев назад +2

    This play only proves that women will always be interested in one thing. It doesn't matter if he is a stranger, it's not a matter of consent... they want to believe that they are the lucky ones (in a city full of people) who have met a millionaire.
    Try this in real life. You'll see that reality surpasses fiction.

  • @tylerdurden639
    @tylerdurden639 3 года назад +48

    Susan Sarandon's daughter is the one Barney picks up.

  • @vmthelegend5140
    @vmthelegend5140 10 месяцев назад +1

    The effort is amazing and also knowing this could work, especially in our day and age.

  • @sairen5121
    @sairen5121 3 года назад +124

    I aspire to be the player level Barney was someday

  • @ahmetmurdock
    @ahmetmurdock 3 года назад +35

    Why is youtube showing me this after 9 years

  • @scottlincoln6286
    @scottlincoln6286 2 года назад +2

    Quit possibly the BEST instructional video EVER......

  • @guillermolangle
    @guillermolangle 2 года назад +13

    And now Netflix made a show about a guy who pulled this in real life. We all know our man Barney is the real deal

    • @marinadrakon2390
      @marinadrakon2390 2 года назад +1

      Which show?

    • @TheJadedJames
      @TheJadedJames 2 года назад +2

      At least Barney Stinson didn’t steal money from these girls

    • @Cedric_cap
      @Cedric_cap 2 года назад +1

      @@marinadrakon2390 The Tinder Swindler

  • @saharamarieevangelio8607
    @saharamarieevangelio8607 2 года назад +4

    LOL I just googled Lorenzo Von Matterhorn and the website are still there 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @anirprasadd
    @anirprasadd 3 года назад +16

    You need web developers and SEO specialists working diligently to pull this off successfully

    • @stephenfgdl
      @stephenfgdl 2 года назад

      well the name is so unique that I bet you're able to pull it of with basic SEO hahaha

  • @CCCoNeTiMe
    @CCCoNeTiMe 2 года назад +3

    "Some doctors liken it to a tree trunk..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Samaelx.
    @Samaelx. 10 месяцев назад

    Best character in a show 🤘🏽
    Barney Stinson 🤘🏽

  • @johnsonvaughn2366
    @johnsonvaughn2366 2 года назад +2

    Now I'm doing it. 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks Lorenzo.

  • @marcelolibermandeloreto5252
    @marcelolibermandeloreto5252 2 года назад +2

    In the web site says he grow up not being able to ride a bike or play the little league because cups are too small

  • @nnk9305
    @nnk9305 2 года назад +12

    Lorenzo’s play is most likely gonna work in this generations, almost every chick owns a nice phones

  • @LockDogg38
    @LockDogg38 3 года назад +2

    The woman at the bar is Susan Sarandon's daughter !!

  • @batumeftun
    @batumeftun 2 года назад +3

    what... Barney actually invented Tinder Swindler even before tinder

  • @tagtekinburak
    @tagtekinburak 2 года назад +2

    Yeah right now i know where inspire came to The Tinder Swindler

  • @NeuralNetProcessor
    @NeuralNetProcessor 3 года назад +1

    "Phallumegaly" fucking killed me.

  • @derickspawn6706
    @derickspawn6706 2 года назад +1

    I love that show!!!💯

  • @jacksi8303
    @jacksi8303 2 года назад +2

    One day, for the heck of it. I really want to try this and see if it works 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @johart309
    @johart309 11 месяцев назад

    She was awesome in Californication

  • @samuelosebemoriasi2217
    @samuelosebemoriasi2217 2 года назад +1

    Aaah Lorenzo!

  • @tmakalpha1
    @tmakalpha1 3 года назад +8

    Wasn't that last site just Doogie Howser MD

  • @domusch111
    @domusch111 2 года назад +4

    Miss the old HIMYM

  • @mannukop349
    @mannukop349 5 месяцев назад

    Barney is so funny, i love his funny vodeos

  • @Ahriman_of_Duzakh
    @Ahriman_of_Duzakh Год назад +1

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how good Barney is at SEO optimization, he could start a whole business from that alone

  • @kuteken6312
    @kuteken6312 3 месяца назад

    There should be a syllabus in web design 101 called "The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn"

  • @MonotoniTV
    @MonotoniTV 3 года назад +21

    Ha! She was in Californication

    • @LennyCole96
      @LennyCole96 3 года назад

      The stripper right?

    • @MonotoniTV
      @MonotoniTV 3 года назад +1

      @@LennyCole96 yes. She was a cool character

    • @saintofselhurst
      @saintofselhurst 3 года назад +2

      Eva Amurri. Daughter of Susan Sarandon

    • @dxvaan
      @dxvaan 3 года назад

      @@LennyCole96 Trixie?

    • @GNBE-ll7ot
      @GNBE-ll7ot 2 года назад

      @@MonotoniTV a cool character yeah 😂 with the most beautiful funbags EVER ! 😋

  • @komikojo2352
    @komikojo2352 3 года назад +3

    We are international bussinessmen

  • @adarshtiwari7970
    @adarshtiwari7970 2 года назад

    Why do i blink every time barney blinks on the camera😂😂

  • @gil8512
    @gil8512 2 года назад +1

    Himym predicted the tinder swindler

  • @talisonferreira118
    @talisonferreira118 3 года назад +3

    This is a good player.

  • @frenisii
    @frenisii 3 года назад +12

    this is gamer

  • @pianotutorialseasy
    @pianotutorialseasy 3 года назад +1

    OMG the websites exist!

  • @Yasser.Shaheen
    @Yasser.Shaheen 11 месяцев назад

    If you can pull this whole plan off, you're basically a full-stack web developer with a mastery-level s.e.o skills ✋
    You can LITERALLY BE A BILLIONAIRE with these skills!!! 🙂

  • @cmsacademy1673
    @cmsacademy1673 2 года назад +4

    Freaking genius

  • @YaminQuadri
    @YaminQuadri 2 года назад

    Man of the match

  • @pasha_che
    @pasha_che 9 месяцев назад +1

    LVMH as initials is brilliant!

  • @jhonatanmezamilla9845
    @jhonatanmezamilla9845 2 года назад +2

    Joey Tribbiani just need to say 'how you doing?'

  • @LordAphelios
    @LordAphelios 3 года назад +1

    Good that we later saw the Girls package in Californication.

  • @Reichsritter
    @Reichsritter Год назад

    A German noble title, Jesus.

  • @alexh8613
    @alexh8613 Год назад

    Lorenzo Von Matterhorn is not a jerk

  • @danas916x
    @danas916x 2 года назад +7

    Ahhh remember the crazy characters you could have on TV before cancel culture? I may go back and start this show from the begining now (and stopping after season 8 of course).

  • @purpurr707
    @purpurr707 11 месяцев назад

    NPH is so good that he can act straight.

  • @adrianwalkowiak1190
    @adrianwalkowiak1190 2 года назад +2

    Original tinder swindler 101

  • @ThatShelbyGuyIgor
    @ThatShelbyGuyIgor 2 года назад

    This is a prequel to the DENNIS system

  • @StigaWorldCup
    @StigaWorldCup Год назад

    Funny thing that all those websites are really on the web. 😂😂😂

  • @casualBob7
    @casualBob7 2 года назад

    finally a practical use for my CS diploma

  • @barrysaxton31
    @barrysaxton31 2 года назад

    Pure Genius

  • @eax077
    @eax077 3 года назад +18

    Eva Amurri 😍

    • @orya7035
      @orya7035 3 года назад +1

      That's My Boy 😋

    • @saintofselhurst
      @saintofselhurst 3 года назад +5

      Californication

    • @eax077
      @eax077 3 года назад

      @@orya7035 thx 👍🏻

    • @aggiewoodie
      @aggiewoodie 2 года назад

      Susan Sarandon’s daughter.

  • @emmanroyhippy6859
    @emmanroyhippy6859 3 года назад +7

    But does he know who's Einstein Von Brainstorm?

  • @AllEliteJoker
    @AllEliteJoker 2 года назад

    I don't hate HIMYF but it can never have a character like Barney.

  • @neasxo2069
    @neasxo2069 2 года назад +2

    Tinder swindler pretty much just copied barney

  • @MyHaytem
    @MyHaytem Год назад +8

    Sounds a lot easier to just go out and be an actual billionaire lol 🤣

  • @emilyreinier3907
    @emilyreinier3907 3 месяца назад

    Have u watched the bowling energy level - activity song / game : the floor is lava ? How many r there , I’m not puttin that much effort into lovin someone from the basement of dads parties and not the attic of weekdays at dads ugh ( 89 born )

  • @efeustun7456
    @efeustun7456 2 года назад

    which episode is it

  • @jeukbrist7600
    @jeukbrist7600 2 года назад +1

    The tinder swindler origins

  • @AWF1000
    @AWF1000 2 года назад +3

    i always found it odd that they were telling the story to some stranger they dont even know. Lol

  • @mashrurshahriar2811
    @mashrurshahriar2811 3 года назад +2

    The earliest version of internet scams

  • @TroySchoonover
    @TroySchoonover 2 года назад

    Just once I would have liked a Norm Macdonald to cameo where Norm and his buddies watch this from a nearby table, and then Norm says to his friends, “You know he’s lying, right? Yeah, wait ‘til the ladies find out he’s really gay!”

  • @TC1TheOrginal
    @TC1TheOrginal 3 года назад +2

    The sad truth is non of this necessary with today's youth. Just show up.

  • @arpitk2470
    @arpitk2470 2 года назад

    So he gensyzed that idea and has web development skills...to go with his usual wit and charm...Still he need Lorenzo Von Matterhorn...proves that all that is no-good without fame!

  • @ahmedmahmud7842
    @ahmedmahmud7842 3 года назад +2

    That was Legen-dary

  • @goldenshower8210
    @goldenshower8210 2 года назад

    and this kids is how you get charged with forging fake identity , cyber crime and assault even though you might have gotten her consent so just enjoy and do not actually try

  • @stasnov
    @stasnov 2 года назад

    question: won’t you get sued for this? fraud identity? then you got the websites for evidence.

  • @VDA19
    @VDA19 Год назад

    Barney should've had the gang play extras pretending they know him/that he's famous. This whole " Yeah I'm super famous " doesn't work when nobody else in the bar seems to recognise him.

  • @dhruvvasava-7034
    @dhruvvasava-7034 Месяц назад

    Show name please 🙂

  • @ReikoX7
    @ReikoX7 3 года назад

    Man that is epic :D

  • @stevenmcnabb9185
    @stevenmcnabb9185 11 месяцев назад

    It's just a cup of coffee Shelly, how much could it cost? Fifty dollars?

  • @robertbuth
    @robertbuth 2 года назад

    I honestly thought they used his Doogie Howser picture lol

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 3 года назад +2

    Oh NPH

  • @24frames50
    @24frames50 2 года назад

    This is easier than ever.

  • @eaubert1
    @eaubert1 2 года назад +3

    Walden Schmidt pulled this one off. Not that his name sounds any less made up!

  • @koshishghale1020
    @koshishghale1020 2 года назад

    What is the girl's name?

  • @digge2210
    @digge2210 3 года назад +8

    Gazillionare Sigma Male Grindset