Never would’ve thought that Cole Sprouse would bring something positive into my life, but he did, and it was your channel. Man, I could listen to you for HOURS.
Yassss! And I LOVE ❤️ You & your Content! Your voice is amazing. You could listen to it all day.!! And You demeanor is just ‘Ahhhhhh’! 10 fingers Up Jazz Hands 11 outta 10 !! 😍my New Bliss
this was. difficult to sit through. partially because it felt like you were reading from my 7th grade poetry notebooks, except the subject of ridicule isn't a 13-y/o weeb, but a guy in his mid-30s, who is apparently also a weeb. mostly because andrew tate's poetry feels like if shadow the hedgehog was turned into superficial rhyming couplets. also wtf was in the package harrison
I was not emotionally prepared for the memory vortex that is George Bush Speaking Spanish to happen to me today, this is some form of crime against 90s babies. 😂
unfortunately I'm a literature graduate and your poem analysis is a+ . Every word, letter, and punctuation (or lack thereof) has a reason, and if any of it doesn't work or feels off it's because we are not good enough for the poem. These are clearly really deep pieces and very good and we're just too stupid to realize it. The shitty rhyme and repetition is clearly on purpose. What even are Shakespeare's sonnets at this point.
I've been subscribed for a while and went to show my roommate your video and found out he went to high school with you. Crazy how small the world is! Love your videos, keep it up!
ur such a king for this Harry. I typically wouldn't bother to engage w this dude's "poetry" personally but ur general poetry analysis was great and tbh it's always good to see men talking critically and clearly about how harmful manosphere type beliefs and men like mr tate are, not to mention while also being hilarious and throwing out some absolutely sick burns. also ur comments about how confused he must be about the water cycle made me want to cue up the "a year without rain" selena gomez music video lol idk what that means about me but thank u much Harry
the clip of him pulling the gun out at 12:50 is the funniest shit i've ever seen. i had to work with an andrew tate fan for a year and it was the most uncomfortable experience of my entire life, he truly brings out the worst in people
i think because i've listened to that cast album a bunch, i'm already about to sob with she used to be mine and i wanna hear jessie mueller sing that and kill it. when the pro shot with sara comes out this summer it definitely could change my opinion!
i have to finally speak my truth: the way you say "bye bye" at the end of every video always reminds me of the way Jessica Fletcher says in in 'murder she wrote' and I can't unhear it
Sometimes I feel insane for having goals to be a singer-songwriter because I doubt my writing skills due to a lack of a college education. I always feel I'm never gonna be talented enough. Then I hear Andrew Tate has fans somehow. You really can reach for the stars if you're confident enough. It's really not about skills or talent or what you have to say. You can have none of that and still have fans
Ugh, I'm so burnt out on Tate content that I can't watch this. I couldn't watch D'Angelo's video either so you're not alone in annoying me with content I'll skip even though you're great. A bientot ❤
I’ve been binging your content recently, and I’m so glad that you came up in my recommended feed! I love your editing style and the format of you videos, as well as your engaging, witty commentary and all-round ability to entertain. You’ve been a Godsend for keeping my brain active while I catch up on my workload. Keep up the great work! I look forward to watching more.
Also, as a fan of poetry, listening to Tate’s stuff made me viscerally cringe. It’d be okay if was the byproduct of a fifth grader hastily finishing their writing assignment in the period before it was due. Hell, it’d even be excusable if somebody was writing at this level as a means to practice mindfulness and creative expression. But coming from a grown man who is somehow still using it as a conduit for his hatred of women? Man. For such a seemingly insecure guy, he truly is shameless.
Just wanna say I found you through your Bad Cinderella video literally because of the Radio Rebel joke in the thumbnail and I LOVE your content. Great quips and absolutely thrilling (this sounds sarcastic but it’s not I just can think of another descriptor) topics. Unfort I could’ve gone my entire life without thinking about Andrew Tate “crushing souls” but alas
0:04 your intonation and delivery of “jealous?” reminds me so much of john mulaney’s reality tv snl skit PLEASE tell me that was an intentional reference I’m going insane
crazy how tate and his ilk will try to convince men that they have to be some hypermasculine alpha for women to like them when really the most attractive things a man can do are be a musical theatre artist and read bell hooks.
5:50 I know you’re roasting andrew tate here but out of context it feels like a rather poignant reflection on the mortifying ordeal of being known 😔 harry james miller, you truly have the soul of a poet
I can't help but notice that, for a man who insists he is an island and fantastically alpha and self sufficient, Andrew Tate's poetry universally revolves around women. Every single one has a woman as a central element that he is revolving his self perception around in some way. Like, could you develop a meaningful solo hobby, Tate? This poetry ain't it, try again. Do something for yourself, jeez. Try knitting? Birdwatching?
Ack. I hate to nitpick, but 9:39 is closer to ‘40s Catskills standup through mid-‘70s hack-y standup … maybe up through the late-‘80s, if you include shitty reactionaries like Andrew Clay. ‘90s standup instead saw the sudden burst in popularity of alternative comedy - Eddie Izzard, Mariah Bamford, Sarah Silverman, et al. - and “my wife 1) is a ball-and-chain 2) spends my money 3) talks too much” routines would’ve been super-passé, and referenced only for irony’s sake. Sorry, I’m a little bristly about people blaming Reagan-era-and-earlier crap on my lovely “Nirvana hits it big/Jim Jarmusch gets a budget/the W.T.O. are driven from Seattle” 1990s.
This isn't relevant whatsoever to the video except that it is also poetry, but I've been thinking about it non stop since I saw the episode "a game most changed" on dropout, in which a group of three people completely improvised a comedy shakespearean play from beginning to end and if I don't tell someone about it I think I'll die, and since we're talking about poetry here (and because i desperately want harry to watch the episode) i'll just ramble about it a bit. there's this pair of lines that have been living in my head since i heard them that are exchanged between two characters, one of which is being forced to marry a man she doesn't love (the joke being that they're supposed to incorporate cereal names and other nonsense into the play) "you speak this in youth, knowing not the pricks of age's wounds and cuts. you spurn his fruity pebbles, but he shall give thee his grape nuts." "i know not the pricks of age, i know not such pain neither. But I tell thee though I know no pricks like this, I shall not know his either."
andy t thinks he looks like an action hero whipping out his gun but he’s got a fraction of the intimidation and charisma as a kid fumbling to pull a plastic lightsaber out of their waistband. the slowest draw in the west lol
Damn bro, i know that its ok to do what you love and that i shouldnt make fun of you, but you should realy get in touch. In touch with your masculine side ( you look like my 15yo classmate and even i could probably break your nose) and in touch with realitiy of Andrew Tate. Tate has changed many lives including mine. He is also absolutley innocent. And the manosphere is really beneficial for men. Life is meant to be hard and men should feel pain (you aswell should do something hard for once). edit: Also your whole interpretation of even the first line of the first poet is completely wrong. he isnt stealing the beauty, the pain of the breakup is draining it.
Dude this didn’t have a million views so I watched it and violated my toilet with shit
Good video tho
harry it’s not halloween yet you pulled The Rock costume out too soon
its crazy how tate sounds like an automated tiktok voice
he does!!!
This is scarily accurate.
Not the title being a poem itself. Slay king
Never would’ve thought that Cole Sprouse would bring something positive into my life, but he did, and it was your channel. Man, I could listen to you for HOURS.
aww thanks!
Lol, that's how I found him too!!! 🙂
Yassss!
And I LOVE ❤️ You & your Content! Your voice is amazing. You could listen to it all day.!! And You demeanor is just ‘Ahhhhhh’!
10 fingers Up
Jazz Hands
11 outta 10 !!
😍my New Bliss
this was. difficult to sit through. partially because it felt like you were reading from my 7th grade poetry notebooks, except the subject of ridicule isn't a 13-y/o weeb, but a guy in his mid-30s, who is apparently also a weeb. mostly because andrew tate's poetry feels like if shadow the hedgehog was turned into superficial rhyming couplets. also wtf was in the package harrison
it was a tote bag
harry james miller
the andrew tate killer
blonde hair theatre beau
and our new youtube ceo
just a quick
BARS
deep.
I was not emotionally prepared for the memory vortex that is George Bush Speaking Spanish to happen to me today, this is some form of crime against 90s babies. 😂
i am awful at impressions and this one i can kind of do is so not useful
the bit with your family was genuinely adorable, hope y'all are thriving
as somebody who did a creative writing degree and majored in poetry this causes me PHYSICAL pain, thanks for bringing it to my attention king
huge W for still wearing a mask on the subway when so many other people have stopped. it's definitely appreciated
Love the Drew Gooden energy in the intro
Damn, I was skeptical at first, but your "GWB speaking Spanish" impression was dead on
Andrew Tate is someone I Andrew Hate (applause)
Hey Kuncan!❤
that bard poem you gave us was a very nicely done piece of writing, truly
Hell yeah HAM uploaded
omg new name for harry lol
fuck yea i love HAM
Poetry, music, reality TV, is there anything Andrew Tate can't be confidently terrible at?
comedy
Absolute best level pro gamer shit wearing a mask on public transit
unfortunately I'm a literature graduate and your poem analysis is a+ . Every word, letter, and punctuation (or lack thereof) has a reason, and if any of it doesn't work or feels off it's because we are not good enough for the poem. These are clearly really deep pieces and very good and we're just too stupid to realize it. The shitty rhyme and repetition is clearly on purpose. What even are Shakespeare's sonnets at this point.
i agree. who is shaking spears at their sons' nets
most underrated youtuber
love the dwayne johnson fit today mr. miller
I've been subscribed for a while and went to show my roommate your video and found out he went to high school with you. Crazy how small the world is! Love your videos, keep it up!
ur such a king for this Harry. I typically wouldn't bother to engage w this dude's "poetry" personally but ur general poetry analysis was great and tbh it's always good to see men talking critically and clearly about how harmful manosphere type beliefs and men like mr tate are, not to mention while also being hilarious and throwing out some absolutely sick burns. also ur comments about how confused he must be about the water cycle made me want to cue up the "a year without rain" selena gomez music video lol idk what that means about me but thank u much Harry
ur own lil poem in the video was very nice. happy pride!
New harry video drops when I'm on break at work ??? Let's fuckin go
I appreciate the outfit choice for this one lol
bros bringing that dwayne the rock johnson cosplay
I suspect he's also using ambiguous pronouns because if he used actual names the poem might be able to be used as evidence in a court of law.
Allegedly
i cannot express how excited my autistic ass gets when you drop (your channel has been a hyperfixation of mine for a looong time)
How dare you put that man back into my consciousness.
I get so excited when you upload. It's unnecessary 😂
the clip of him pulling the gun out at 12:50 is the funniest shit i've ever seen. i had to work with an andrew tate fan for a year and it was the most uncomfortable experience of my entire life, he truly brings out the worst in people
i love to watch pretend drew gooden and pretend im watching drew gooden
two minutes in & i'm floored by the "take it from an old man" comment. how do you not sob to it like the rest of us???
anyway! new hjm upload! yay!!!
i think because i've listened to that cast album a bunch, i'm already about to sob with she used to be mine and i wanna hear jessie mueller sing that and kill it. when the pro shot with sara comes out this summer it definitely could change my opinion!
your impression of him is actual fucking gold oh my god that sent me 😂
He is so much like onision if you have heard any of his music it is so similar
HE POSTED CALL THE BADDIES
YOU ✨DEALT✨WITH✨THE✨ DONG ✨ I ✨DEALT ✨WITH✨THE✨DING
i have to finally speak my truth: the way you say "bye bye" at the end of every video always reminds me of the way Jessica Fletcher says in in 'murder she wrote' and I can't unhear it
I always forget that Tate is a Brit. Love your Art Critic Turtleneck Sweater.
Oh, and Happy Pride Month!
Been subscribed since you had like 100 people, I'm so proud with your growth! You'll be in a collab with ChadChad and Eddy Burback any day now
Your videos make me feel fuzzy and warm inside thank u
20:56 reminds me of the meme that goes “if she leaves for another, there’s always her mother.”
this is your first New Upload since i found your channel and its so slay i'm very glad i opted to stick around
Oh my god, you know George W Bush enough to get him to do a voice over?!?! So famous
Love a king who masks during a pandemic!
Sometimes I feel insane for having goals to be a singer-songwriter because I doubt my writing skills due to a lack of a college education. I always feel I'm never gonna be talented enough. Then I hear Andrew Tate has fans somehow. You really can reach for the stars if you're confident enough. It's really not about skills or talent or what you have to say. You can have none of that and still have fans
very random but i love getting high and falling asleep to ur videos. good voice man.
Lmaoo another solid video 😂 who knew Tate had such a way with words 🤣
I’ve always really liked “Take it From An Old Man” and idk if it’s bc I actually like it or bc I have the overwhelming urge to not be like other girls
YAAA ANOTHWR HENRY JAMES MILLER 🙌🙌🙌🙌
my favorite day is the day
personally I like Sonnet 55
Ugh, I'm so burnt out on Tate content that I can't watch this. I couldn't watch D'Angelo's video either so you're not alone in annoying me with content I'll skip even though you're great. A bientot ❤
hey, i totally get it. thanks for stopping in to say hey ❤️
I’ve been binging your content recently, and I’m so glad that you came up in my recommended feed! I love your editing style and the format of you videos, as well as your engaging, witty commentary and all-round ability to entertain. You’ve been a Godsend for keeping my brain active while I catch up on my workload. Keep up the great work! I look forward to watching more.
Also, as a fan of poetry, listening to Tate’s stuff made me viscerally cringe. It’d be okay if was the byproduct of a fifth grader hastily finishing their writing assignment in the period before it was due. Hell, it’d even be excusable if somebody was writing at this level as a means to practice mindfulness and creative expression. But coming from a grown man who is somehow still using it as a conduit for his hatred of women? Man. For such a seemingly insecure guy, he truly is shameless.
Just wanna say I found you through your Bad Cinderella video literally because of the Radio Rebel joke in the thumbnail and I LOVE your content. Great quips and absolutely thrilling (this sounds sarcastic but it’s not I just can think of another descriptor) topics. Unfort I could’ve gone my entire life without thinking about Andrew Tate “crushing souls” but alas
Recently discovered your channel and I've been queuing up your videos on my drive to work everyday. Looking forward to more videos!!
Harry James Wiener! Give me the package!
The Take It From an Old Man slander...... unforgivable
He sure is a man of many talents 😍😍
0:04 your intonation and delivery of “jealous?” reminds me so much of john mulaney’s reality tv snl skit PLEASE tell me that was an intentional reference I’m going insane
susie has always been my favorite youtuber, glad to see ya'll collab
Arizona W
arizona really has that heat 🔥
Alternate title: Andre Tate isn't a poet even though he think he know it.
Congrats on making a RUclips
YES new video ;)))
Harry putting on the turtleneck and chain let’s goooo
something rotten reference slay
Algorithm boost
I majored in Creative Writing in college and when I say this caused me physical pain- 😭💀
i can’t believe that 1. andrew tate is in his weeb era and 2. i found out through a harry james miller video-
I sit everyday in disbelief that there are women that willingly put themselves around him. Now given his charges...
Your Tate accent is too funny
crazy how tate and his ilk will try to convince men that they have to be some hypermasculine alpha for women to like them when really the most attractive things a man can do are be a musical theatre artist and read bell hooks.
you making fun of people who say “mom” instead of “my mom” makes me feel so SEEN. WHY DO THEY DO THAT
woah a soyjack
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^im just joking with some comment that other guy left
Tbh I'm not someone who wants to engage with his poetry on any type of art he makes, so imma just leave this comment for the algorithm 🫡
your literary analysis of andrew tate definitely touched my soul
"There has been a lot said about Andrew Tate.... mostly by Andrew Tate"
I died
GWB SPEAKING SPANISH. I’m screaming 😂
where can i find you on twitch?
5:50 I know you’re roasting andrew tate here but out of context it feels like a rather poignant reflection on the mortifying ordeal of being known 😔 harry james miller, you truly have the soul of a poet
I can't help but notice that, for a man who insists he is an island and fantastically alpha and self sufficient, Andrew Tate's poetry universally revolves around women. Every single one has a woman as a central element that he is revolving his self perception around in some way. Like, could you develop a meaningful solo hobby, Tate? This poetry ain't it, try again. Do something for yourself, jeez. Try knitting? Birdwatching?
not the succession theme song stinger
the dead poet society stans do not claim andrew as one of our own.
Ack. I hate to nitpick, but 9:39 is closer to ‘40s Catskills standup through mid-‘70s hack-y standup … maybe up through the late-‘80s, if you include shitty reactionaries like Andrew Clay.
‘90s standup instead saw the sudden burst in popularity of alternative comedy - Eddie Izzard, Mariah Bamford, Sarah Silverman, et al. - and “my wife 1) is a ball-and-chain 2) spends my money 3) talks too much” routines would’ve been super-passé, and referenced only for irony’s sake.
Sorry, I’m a little bristly about people blaming Reagan-era-and-earlier crap on my lovely “Nirvana hits it big/Jim Jarmusch gets a budget/the W.T.O. are driven from Seattle” 1990s.
But yours is a delightful upload, don’t get me wrong!! I just had that little bone to pick. 🤷♂️
What a misuse of For the Damaged Coda!
The way my face contorted the second Tate started reciting his goofy ahh poems😭
Drew gooden type humor
This is awesome
This isn't relevant whatsoever to the video except that it is also poetry, but I've been thinking about it non stop since I saw the episode "a game most changed" on dropout, in which a group of three people completely improvised a comedy shakespearean play from beginning to end and if I don't tell someone about it I think I'll die, and since we're talking about poetry here (and because i desperately want harry to watch the episode) i'll just ramble about it a bit. there's this pair of lines that have been living in my head since i heard them that are exchanged between two characters, one of which is being forced to marry a man she doesn't love (the joke being that they're supposed to incorporate cereal names and other nonsense into the play)
"you speak this in youth, knowing not the pricks of age's wounds and cuts. you spurn his fruity pebbles, but he shall give thee his grape nuts."
"i know not the pricks of age, i know not such pain neither. But I tell thee though I know no pricks like this, I shall not know his either."
I feel like ur first name should actually just be James. Can u take the harry part out?
andy t thinks he looks like an action hero whipping out his gun but he’s got a fraction of the intimidation and charisma as a kid fumbling to pull a plastic lightsaber out of their waistband. the slowest draw in the west lol
SHUT THE DOOR!!😭😭
(I have siblings I'm sorry but that bothered me the whole video)
'I deal with the ding' sounds like a soft coming out of a deeply closeted gay man
idk why he’s reading the poems like they’re so profound and well written- they’re so bad
I'm so triggered by the Waitress take
Well this was upsetting to watch
☮️💟🌈
hjm post wow
Damn bro, i know that its ok to do what you love and that i shouldnt make fun of you, but you should realy get in touch. In touch with your masculine side ( you look like my 15yo classmate and even i could probably break your nose) and in touch with realitiy of Andrew Tate. Tate has changed many lives including mine. He is also absolutley innocent. And the manosphere is really beneficial for men. Life is meant to be hard and men should feel pain (you aswell should do something hard for once).
edit: Also your whole interpretation of even the first line of the first poet is completely wrong. he isnt stealing the beauty, the pain of the breakup is draining it.
Hater