QI XL Full Episode: Quiet | Including Jimmy Carr, Andrew Maxwell & Sara Pascoe
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- QI XL Full Episode: Quiet | Season Q Episode 10 | Including Jimmy Carr, Andrew Maxwell & Sara Pascoe
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I’ve watched a few of these episodes now and still don’t entirely know what’s going on but I’m enjoying myself regardless
That's really the secret to living, isn't it? Confused happiness
the score doesnt matter m8 its made up. its just commedians having a conversation
I love having it on in the background or watching with dinner.
Idk but I wanna learn all my trivia from a nice old lesbian now
Been watching it for 20 years now, still fun to see.
The jackdaw by the back door.
Asleep, you gently start to snore.
Your book lies crumpled on the floor.
The candle snuffed, you’re safe for sure.
But then, a scruffle at the door.
“Caw!”
Oh no.
A jackdaw.
Bravo! Bravo! Encore! Encore!
A Crack whore saw that jackdaw by the back door and wants more
Cars beeping at you... Alan is doing his best David Mitchell impersonation. Very good!
Yup, the Rant GOAT would be proud😊
I was at a pub when an old chap caught fire. There were lit candles on the tables, he was reading a newspaper and fallen asleep lowering the paper into the flame. I went up to him and said "Excuse me sir, you are on fire" he woke up and extinguished the newspaper, said thank you and went back to sleep.
Alan having a meltdown it's just the perfect thing to cheer you up hahahaha
I'd really love a behind the sscenes of the team discussing the guests and the klaxxons they should prepare.
especially when it comes to alan. "how do we pick on alan this week"
my favorite was the simple "mock the week" buzzer that one time
You should check the podcast done by the elves called "no such thing as a fish"
I think the klaxon words come first and then the question is formulated.
WHAT A LINE 'I think comedy is quite a lot like sex... that if they haven't made a noise in awhile... change what your doing.' 😀Perfect
24:53 Frankly I consider that steward a hero, perhaps the headphones would have been a more diplomatic solution but you can't fault the steward for his sheer effectiveness, and for his bravery to do what every single tired passenger wishes they could do.
No matter how often he may be the butt of the joke, I forking love Alan Davies.
Your forking love is acknowledged and Alan Davies deserves the Forkan love!
That's form a Forkan incase one is confused.
what the fork are we talking about?
@@ghomerhustsplades. Splades is what we're talking about
I love Sandi.All the guests are funny to.
One can say "as well", if one doesn't know the difference between "to" and "too".
Fentenol was developed as an end-of-life drug where morphine no longer worked on excruciating pain. Cancer patients often get it when near death in the US
Fentanyl has been used often as an adjunct in combination with sodium pentothal as a anesthetic for
yes it's incredibly potent, and shows up as a nasty street drug pretty often these days. and here i am simply enjoying a vodka with some juice haha
At @2:15 sandy trying to pronounce the name of the city i live in The city of Groningen, is absolutely adorable xD
My friend who lives there says to try to pronounce it like you've got a mouth full of marbles.
sandi is just adorable no matter what. she's the gramma everyone wants. shes warm and funny and loves to hand out hugs left and right
Yess. It's hilarious. I live close to Groningen haha
"Gröningen"
I need to remember this episode for Jimmy Car's mystery Tinnitus Curing app.
I love a good sneeze...it makes you feel good for a few seconds.
Love this show. Wish it had subtitles. They talk so fast, feel like I miss some of the best comments.
Sandi speaks particularly fast, I think.
You can always change your playback settings you know
Pause in conversations is a very interesting topic. In Native American cultures pauses in conversation allow for individuals to think about what was said, meaning you could have a give ten or even fifteen minute break before someone speaks. So thinking back on American expansion westward it’s interesting to think how many chiefs would have been pushed into “deals”, which they didn’t have an opportunity to respond to0.
Pineapples are depicted on the front of houses because they were a symbol of hospitality. In the 18th century pineapples were incredibly expensive because they came from so far away, Because of that, they became a high status item.
Because of this, they were often featured in centerpieces at dinner parties as a way of showing off. Beijing associated with entertaining at home, became a symbol of good hospitality and welcome. They
Pineapples were so expensive that If the less than truly wealthy, say upper middle class, were able to acquire one, it stayed as part of the table centerpiece until it completely rotted away.
At what point did it become a sign of swingers?
@@Musicanimedork01 ⁉️
That's a pity, because the pineapple is absolutely delicious.
Interesting enough pineapples are both a sign of hospitality and a sign that your welcome has ended. Guest beds in some older, prominent Eastern American homes would have wooden pineapples at the top of the posts. If guests should return to their rooms and find one in their beds they would know their stay has ended and it was time to leave.
@@barbiincognito13 😮 i didn’t know that. What a gentile “Get the f*ck out!”. Beats a horse head in your bed, though. 😁
I really enjoy this show and Mock of the week.
Some times I don't quit get the humor BUT depending on who's on some episodes are better than others on both shows.
the story about B-25s lacking rear guns was just one time, the Doolittle raid of april 1942. Mitchells had a pair of guns in the tail as standard armament.
yes, they replaced the metal guns with wood to reduce weight to try to get the planes to take off on the incredibly short runway of the carriers. they stripped SO much out of those planes, there was barely a plane left
Those who multi-task are typically those who already know the tasks inside and out to the point of muscle memory. At least the experiences I have had.
the study goes to more brain focused tasks for the testing so that it removes the muscle memory bit. if you have to intellectually focus on it, almost all humas have to do one task because a second high focus task is basically impossible. but in some studies, adding certain types of music increased the ability for a second task to be accomplished. part of why i support all arts in schools (usa is cutting arts left and right, and it's literally stupid)
@@ghomerhust unfortunately a lot of people in high places are making, "stupid" decisions these days...
@@BigSteve_Gaming187especially when they tell overworked employees to "just multitask"
The only sound you can't ignore is Jimmy Carr's laugh
I've long thought that children learn sneezing and blowing their nose from their parents. Just an observation I made when witnessing how families usually have similar habits about it.
A client of mine laughed about how loudly I blow my nose, but, as I told him, I've inherited it from my mother and don't know how to do it silently.
The inflatable tanks were a decoy near the Pas de Calais in Kent.
The wooden bombs were dropped by the RAF on a similar German site in France.
I've noticed these awkward silences. I live alone and I'm beginning to wonder if I've stopped liking myself.
The problem is that you've offended yourself so many times you no longer answer yourself anymore. It's hell on the ego
@@susie9893 Feck me. That was 11 months ago. I was probably more pished then than I am now 😂.
Nah. I'm doing alright.
@@josephturner7569 I was joking (I thought you were too) but all good 😆
Correction: There are several types of bananas, all different, facets vary as do colors, and all great. The plant lives on after producing as well. They walk as it were, and require lots of ground space. They require a small wasp to generate; every stage of their development is fun to watch. They may not grow in the wild, but lots of animals including birds, will come get them from your garden like a familiar food. The ornamental variety is also edible but very small, like five centimeters. They grow upwards, and monkeys are not so fond of them .
Folding laundry while watching this, everything going perfectly fine until they start messing my mind with the multitasking stuff, got all the clothes mixed up :/
I now want to hear Wu Tang Clan's version of Gangnam Style😂😂 Andrew's flying story kills me everytime😂😂 "We've got rights!" "You've also got houses!"😂😂
i want a jimmy carr's mom's fire alarm. that would be amazing
I’m pretty sure every single thing they said about fentanyl was wrong
The OD'ing from skin contact is a myth. They don't cut Fentanyl with Heroin, it's used to spike overly cut Heroin. The thing about it's potency is true, though. A lethal dose is just shy of 2mg (like a grain of fine salt).
You users would know best
@@theravenhaslanded321 Well, it's a reality for millions of first responderrs and health care professionals, all over the world. Facts ought to be straight.
@@eskileriksson4457 really? Fentanyl is that widespread and dangerous overdosing users but yall are trying to make it sound less deadly just by one factor?
No comment🤣
@@theravenhaslanded321 I have no idea what you are on about. Can you write full sentences, to further your argument? Not being sarcastic here, I simply can't follow your reasoning.
I can hear music in my head when I'm by myself, but that could be because of the chronic sleep deprivation 😂
Shift work?
That bit about skin contact with a fentanyl victim is reported to be police propaganda. One of their claims that it is a more dangerous job than it is. Can always count on them for exaggerated risk.
Maybe stop doing fentanyl you fucking criminal. But evidently by your profile picture you can't even do that.
Yeah, and the rumours have actually caused police officers to have panic attacks when having to handle fentanyl.
Meanwhile, the same rumours used to go around for LSD back in the day. In reality LSD absorbs through skin only when handling enormous thousands of doses as a chrystal.
But fentanyl can not absorb through skin unless there is an open wound.
Shows well, that illegality just creates stronger drugs, going from morphine to heroin to fentanyl.
Might as well legalise drugs and use the taxes to fund effective rehabilitation, as the drug war has been shown to just do more harm and not help in any way, nor end drug use.
yeah, from what ive heard its just cops having panic attacks
They are irritating many of you fentanyl users, aren't they?😂
I have Ehlers Danlos Syndrome Hypermobile type and I get no relief from opiate medications and need specially tailored anaesthesia so I don’t wake up. Being renowned as the second most painful condition known (I have no idea what the first one is) it is very challenging to manage pain but it can be reduced by a psychological technique where you dissociate the pain. If I take opiates they only last for about 10 minutes but in that time my brain stops dissociating and the pain comes back full on. It takes quite a while to get it back. It’s so fascinating…..being fascinated with why and how it all works somehow helps with the dissociation. It is not like dissociation of personalities in people with split personality.
Not to mention the adverse effects of long term opiate use. Good for you for finding a much better alternative, especially one that doesn't cost you money or life
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She had to say it was in the Netherlands before I realised she was talking about Groningen lol
i never wake up with fire alarms going off, with or without voice
Tell Jimmy that I think I heard Paul McCartney say the lyrics he came up with for Yesterday was "Scrambled eggs" then something about love your legs. It's been too many years.
Scrambled eggs
Oh my baby how I love your legs
But not as much as I love scrambled eggs
The next bit is the same but with waffle fries and love your thighs
Scrambled eggs;
Oh my darling how I love your legs.
@@rowkingsbury945 gee thanks, now i need to find some ridiculous fusion restaurant for scrambled eggs and waffle fries
Jackdaw
Hacksaw
Crack hore
Back door
My fridge started making noise just after Jimmy made the comment about his fridge
The Silence Of The Fridge
aka: The Power Failure
Talking about myself fills me with ennui.
I watch the show on its channel and it NEVER TELLS YOU WHEN IT ORIGINALLY AIRED.
TVDB
January 2020.
I imagine if Alan did reverse cowgirl in the bedroom, she'd be going BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP the whole time
both front and the back, but not the roof
Alan: "I know which direction I'm going!" and "I put it there myself!"
As someone with a Hypermobilility disorder, it's true about anesthetic. Not only does it not spread as well, It also doesn't last as long. I'm wondering if it also has something to do with also feeling more pain than most do.
Wait a minute, so being able to play music to yourself in your head and really hearing it is something special? I never really thought about it up until now, maybe thats not the most normal thing.
Also making pictures in your head, recreating smells and sensations of touch.
If no one can multi task, explain drummers...I'll wait.
I don't think you listened to the full explanation
the "yesterday" factoid is wrong. it wasn't fully formed, I don't know the origin of the music, but they didn't have any text to it and for a long time they sang "spam and eggs" until Paul finally sat down and came up with the real lyrics
One of my favorite shows, but wayyyy tooo many advertisements and commercials that come on and until I can click it off I miss the answers. Ughhhjjjjjj
"Quaker Meeting has begun,
No more laughing,
No more fun.
If you show your teeth or tongue,
You shall pay a forfeit. "
A game we used to play as kids 😅😅
The next gadget should be a tiny motor attached to every socket and when it hears a bleep sound it is trained to it pushes the plug out of the socket until the bleeping stops.
Andrew Maxwell. Don't know who he is, but he's very funny.
No one can multi-tasking. Brain can only do 1 thing at a time.
yes, almost everyone can only do one mental thing at a time. but some studies are showing that adding certain types of music can increase the secondary task to much higher than before. not perfect, but it's an improvement
And some can switch attention and focus much faster than others.
Are you saying the brain can't generate signals to breathe if you think of dinner or something? Luckily, the brain can multitask lots of autonomous things😅
Edit I can add that I successfully and consciously took a deep breath while writing this. I am a God! 😁
Of course you can multi-task, but it depends on the tasks. You can drive a car at highway speed and hold a conversation. You can juggle and sing. What you can't do is two things that require the same kind of mental processing.
Perhaps that's just your brain sweetie.
But tbh, I think nothing of walking, talking and getting my jumper out of my bag and putting it on all at the same time.
FYI some cognitive assessments are targeted at this function.
"I do not think it means what you think it means"
An eight-level tower of Hanoi? That takes a minimum of 255 moves to solve correctly! That's almost ten moves a letter!
An upside down pineapple in America is a sign of swingers
as a lover if pineapple, this is news to me. interesting
My God, this clears up so many odd incidents for me...
Only people of the lifestyle know, cupcake so thanks for telling us!!😂😂
28:02 thinking about colors takes the pain away? If that's true, that's incredibly useful to know. Why does Sandy just ignores that remark?
Probably the elves didn't have any info on hand about it so she just carried on
Did they fire the fact checkers? Why is no one relaying corrections via earpiece or something?
That whole bit about fentanyl is wrong.
Lots of fentanyl users here😂
QI Elves, do us some fact-checking on the gab about fentanyl . . . a lot of urban legends going on there
Another fentanyl user, wow yall should make a club!😂
No doubt they'll be deducting points several seasons from now
Does Sandy have a PO box .... We've got to get this woman some Wu-Tang clan in the mail 🤣
Also if you're wondering a jack door is apparently British slang for the frame that holds a door while it's being edged and shaped for its final installation . Must have come off the stand and fell on somebody. I got bored 🤣
What DO vegetarians think of Venus Flytraps? Do they think they can convert THEM to eat tofu?
These are the same people who try to convert their dogs to a plant based diet then can't understand why they develop so many health problems 🤔🤔
😅
My father trained himself to say "horse shit" when he sneezed.
I discover all kinds of annoying beeps and bells when I first start wearing hearing aids.
What happened to Steven Fry.I Adore him
he ran his course on the show and moved on to different things. sandi picked up and kept it going. but yes i agree, steven is an absolute joy. ive loved him on stage and in film.
The police needing to wear gear when near fentan*l is ridiculous. I'm a chronic pain patient & this is all just fear mongering. I realize this is probably an older episode but people still think this today & it's been disproven!
Was the British who dropped a single wooden bomb
yeah i was thinking it was british intelligence who figured out there were fake nazi tanks due to lack of supplies etc, and they dropped a fake bomb just to let the germans know that they knew everything there was fake. seen that on several docu shows
Old one, you can tell from Jimmy's hairline.
The description says it's season Q, which ran from September 2019 to February 2020. According to the wiki, the series are recorded in May to June (so 2019), though this episode aired on January 2020.
@@Bob-nc5hz I'm always confused about the season. On this show and 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown, I've seen the same video described with different season markers.
@@PaullyMiller Probably because people can't tag to save their life (or lie for the views).
Though QI is a bit weird because they use letters for seasons (or more properly Series as they're called in panel show land), usually it's a number.
However series can also be described using their air year, so that's two different numbers, and then you can have multiple series in a year, which adds to the confusion (e.g. EOOTCDC seasons 17 and 18 aired in 2019)
@@PaullyMiller probably difference between different countries.
@@sirseriously possibly also because in america, over half of their episodes are blocked?
Does anyone know what Jimmy is talking about at 11:47? I have a sister-in-law who has been struggling with tinnitus and would love to be able to forward some information.
Oh, nevermind. Finally deciphered that he said it was an app. I thought he said ad.
@@krishnajain4391 I would still run it by a medical doctor
Twenty six minutes in. Jimmy no!
its always "jimmy no!" on like every show he's ever been on haha, he always "goes there"
I’ve heard those alarms, nah
But what's the tinnitus app Jimmy referenced?
I do't think it exists. This concept (tuning an external source to the pitch of your tinnitus and training yourself to ignore it) has been around for along time, but I don't think it works in practice. Most tinnitus apps are just white noise (or variants) for masking the sound.
Jack door? Jackdaw? What is it and how could it start a fire?
its a kind of bird i believe; maybe by knocking over a candle?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackdaw
You couldn't Google it?
@@waynemarvin5661 I couldn't understand what they were saying, so I wouldn't be sure what to search for.
Also, it's nice to interact and converse with people by asking about things they know.
Some quite interesting facts will one day be presented regarding one of the panel members.
Multitasking is a myth.
Wait so the British woman sneezed almost as long as the Russian city of Leningrad was under siege?
The "woman's voice" smoke alarm doesn't work on everyone. Most children only respond to their mother's voice, not a random lady's voice.
My son was in elementary school when he said he couldn't hear me speaking to him . We think it was because we spent so much time together so often i wasn't speaking to him.
Why do dogs make sounds sneezing?
And cats as well 🧐
The reverse cowgirl can be very dangerous. Just think about it your right in the middle of doing it and your wife or husband walks in on you.
In modern times, an upside-down pineapple is a symbol for polyamory. Quite ironic given the meaning they're given here!
I am hearing that comment. "In modern times"😂 Thus my conclusion is you know because you are involved, yourself. In the lifestyle if not that particular fetish itself. 😂
Really Jimmy, if you don't want to top the elves' scoring board, stop offering so many obscure random facts. It only encourages them
There are red bananas and plantains are in that family
10:49 ... How ( the hell ) do you get ... " Jimmy " ... from Anthony Patrick Carr.
Wouldn't it be more accurate to call him .. TONY Carr !?
His name he said was JAMES ANTHONY PATRICK CARR
the flexibiity thing, is true, im 190 lbs 6'1 athlete and still hypermobile and i just, don't feel pain as much as other people lol- and smoking marijuana only makes you stupid- if you're allready stupid.
~126IQ sport scientist I challenge any of you to an IQ test or knowledge of Biology.
I predict non-binary complaints about the female voice alarm.
Jfc they had that disgusting sneeze picture up for way too long.
22:06
Guy to a brit: Hey, wanna walk 1 mile down the road with me?
Brit: No man, thats way too far away...
Guy to a murican: Hey, wanna walk 1 mile down the road with me?
Murican: You mean slightly down the road a bit? thats such a short distance, lets make it 5.
Have you actually met a Murican??? We don't walk places ever, except maybe in places like Manhattan, or some suburban health nuts who eat a lot of hummus might walk, but that's just for exercise, not for going anywhere. We take the car, a really big, inefficient car that's usually an SUV. Kids are no longer allowed to walk anywhere. They have to be securely shackled inside an armored minivan and transported under guard.
I never walked so much in my life as I did when I visited London and Paris. There are so many incredible things to see with each step that by the time I got where I was going, I didn't realize the cartoon tourist map wasn't to scale, and I'd gone 15 miles before supper (and that didn't include all the walking around through the Louvre), just zigzagging through Paris. I strongly suspect most Brits walk MUCH more than we Muricans do. (I was 18 and fit back then. It was 1985.)
Guy to a 'murican: Hey, wanna walk 1 mile down the road with me?
'murican: Are you Amish? Just hop in my car and let us get a burger!
as an american, the replies to this comment make me giggle, and also cringe because it is SO true. as a people, we suck haha
I think you've misspelt 'merkin'..
My merkin is quite placid, preferring to nestle in warm places rather than take exercise.
Bananas are not from Africa, very little fruit are..
James Anthony Patrick Carr. Toyota or Nissan?
Huh?
@@theravenhaslanded321never mind sweetie. You obviously didn't think it through
@@susie9893 what, that there is no humour in Toyota or Nissan as choices? Oh child you believe in your little mind I don't "get the joke".... move on🤣 assuming made an arse only out of you
@@theravenhaslanded321 🤭
@@susie9893 a child laughing at nothing is cute ....but worth little. Later princess powder puff!👍😉
I had tinia once It is like athlete's foot but you get it on your testicles and it really itches. The internet told me that the best cure was rubbing alcohol, but I was a teacher and I didn't want to have to go to classes, stinking of booze, and have to explain that I wasn't drinking it, I was rubbing it on my balls. So I got a hair-dryer. That worked. I just cooked my testicles every time I got out of the shower.
who inhales while laughing, its a choice and i dont like it
Idea for a drinking game: Everytime the host says "Uhm" immediately after a joke she makes (which is EVERY time), take a shot. If you can make it through two episodes you're a legend.
This is ever so slightly sped up and it's annoying.
When I saw “13 days ago “ in the description, I assumed it was a recent episode of QI.
Otherwise, I would not have increased the number of hits by one.
I want to see when the show was originally aired.
NOT when it was uploaded!!!
Considering the series are done by letter and the current series is T, it's pretty easy to tell how old this episode is.
Sandy did refer to news from 2018.
@@ChubbyUnicorn Yes,
but you have to watch the episode to find that out.
You're too big of an idiot for a quiz show. Why don't you go watch Peppa Pig?
@@bvansenu In the true Christmas Spirit.
Jimmy is looking tan and handsome in this show.
Sara. Either wear light color or clear polish like the Queen but please don’t wear red that’s been half chipped off. You are too beautiful to look messy. Everything else on you is gorgeous.
I feel like she was going through a grunge phase back then. Have you seen her lately?
Alan davis still not funny!
Thanks for your input, the world can't live without more negativity😊
(I know, I know, you have your right to weather your opinion. I just wish people would tone down complaining about subjective stuff and focus on what they like😊)
@@bennylloyd-willner9667 wow yes my opinion was very had nastiness and toxicity that drained the soul! goodnight princess!
@@iamnutty8471 😂😂you are truly a proper one. You have to try to insult me just because I don't agree fully with you. Well done!
@@bennylloyd-willner9667 i have no need to damage you! i think society beat me to it! and u havent stated an opinion on if he is funny thus no argument, learn to debate correctly! to disagree with you, you would have to state an opinion opposite to mine which you never did, you commented on the nature of the comment not the subject of it
Alan, honestly, you are not funny. I recall a show without Alan and you would not notice, in fact it was better. So he makes no difference to the show. I do hope that Qi carries on, but should they start again, I just hope no Alan. This is the only thing he is on, and I just can not understand why he is there. There are new up-and-coming people out there that could use that chair to get noticed. Alan can use the job centre to get noticed, maybe he can find a job being of use sweeping up or something that takes his skill set. I have also noticed his face when someone is getting the attention, he does not like it, he will talk over then with some random rubbish or make silly sounds. I do not watch TV much and qi I do love, but I have not seen any new shows of late on here, have they ended? Did they never get to Z?
They stopped doing it because of your comments. Thanks a lot. You've ruined it for everyone!!
I like Alan
@@jenniferpearce1052yes, me too. It's almost like it is subjective, but some people feel the need to complain and throw out more negativity in the world rather than thinking "it's not my cup-o-tea so I'll focus on positive things to spread instead"😊
The inflatable tanks were a decoy near the Pas de Calais in Kent.
The wooden bombs were dropped by the RAF on a similar German site in France.