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Комментарии • 887

  • @TheMegamanan
    @TheMegamanan Год назад +654

    The editor is getting better and better at each video.

  • @ConnorPugs
    @ConnorPugs Год назад +945

    If anyone else is 19 then it’s too bad you must be an age that no one else is that has an email to get an email

    • @Focus_Fearless
      @Focus_Fearless Год назад +28

      Hate when that happens

    • @Applz_
      @Applz_ Год назад +15

      666 years old

    • @karmmaroo
      @karmmaroo Год назад +8

      ahhh so 444,444,444,444,444,444

    • @lapislazuali
      @lapislazuali Год назад +5

      As so the update is lile

    • @remirusaiki
      @remirusaiki Год назад +7

      Lucky for you I'm older than Jesus Christ

  • @Octo_0687
    @Octo_0687 Год назад +300

    Internal struggles of computers are insane to the point it looks interesting and gets shown on the internet.

    • @Octo_0687
      @Octo_0687 Год назад +8

      It never lets me down.

    • @FriskDrinksBrisk
      @FriskDrinksBrisk Год назад +8

      @@Octo_0687 it never runs around and deserts you

    • @xiiekk
      @xiiekk Год назад +7

      @@FriskDrinksBrisk but it may give up on you

    • @NeverEndingFire13
      @NeverEndingFire13 Год назад +5

      It helped me when I thought I'd cry, and it never said goodbye

    • @driving.me.crazy_
      @driving.me.crazy_ Год назад

      It never told me a lie, or hurt me

  • @lqm_lastquartermoon
    @lqm_lastquartermoon Год назад +65

    I absolutely love the fact that the editor did in fact added commas in large numbers for us. Really appreciate that!

  • @Total_Anarchy
    @Total_Anarchy Год назад +618

    Software gore is always such a hilarious subreddit

  • @SugaMot
    @SugaMot Год назад +169

    You can tell the editor had fun during this episode and I'm living for it

  • @sarahwright3868
    @sarahwright3868 Год назад +68

    Thank you again, editor Kenny. The Snorkelling clip with 'under the sea' made me choke on my drink.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Год назад +5

      3:11
      XD

    • @dragostorm259
      @dragostorm259 3 месяца назад

      Did you happen to be drinking out-of-season water at the time?

  • @coreylineberry8557
    @coreylineberry8557 Год назад +68

    1:17 Dolphin is specifically for Wii and GameCube. Mupen64 is one of the better N64 Emulators, up there with Project64.

    • @High_Quality_Nintendo_OSTs
      @High_Quality_Nintendo_OSTs Год назад +2

      You beat me to it and that's alright

    • @EmiPlayzMC
      @EmiPlayzMC Год назад

      I prefer Mupen over Project, tbh

    • @krZabii
      @krZabii Год назад +2

      Some people actually just emulate the Wii VC version on dolphin. So yes they emulate the emulator.

    • @Tr0lliPop
      @Tr0lliPop Год назад +5

      @@krZabii let's see how far we can take this emulator-ception. Wii Virtual Console on Dolphin on windows 7 Virtual Machine.

    • @Spicy_egg234
      @Spicy_egg234 Месяц назад

      Use parallel 64. Highly accurate and uses vulkan so it's fast too

  • @stinky59
    @stinky59 Год назад +52

    5:37 hi former starbucks employee here. this is on purpose, not software gore. starbucks does this not because water is actually “out of season” but because you’re not allowed to mobile order it. there are already an overwhelming amount of mobile orders every day at a starbucks if your store is busy like mine was. they disable the ability to order water on the app because they don’t want to be flooded with hundreds of extra mobile orders for free cups of water. especially because people may order ridiculous amounts of water all at once as a prank and/or forget to pick them up which would result in lots of water and plastic cups going to waste.

    • @sussdood
      @sussdood Месяц назад +2

      yeah like just fill up the water with tap water or something, you don’t need to get it delivered

    • @technonyte00
      @technonyte00 Месяц назад +1

      yea that makes a lot of sense

    • @YunxiaoChu
      @YunxiaoChu 29 дней назад

      Lololol

    • @terrorformalsheild2
      @terrorformalsheild2 17 дней назад

      But me want watah that I definitely can't walk like 9 feet to get myself

  • @kiroakakoVT
    @kiroakakoVT Год назад +116

    software gore is the equivalent of mental breakdowns for computers

    • @Lexthefazworker
      @Lexthefazworker Месяц назад +2

      I’d personally compare it more to a stroke but go off

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong Год назад +47

    1:57 Great to see Inside Edition has worked with a person with such a rare name, not many people really have the chance to see someone like that.

  • @That0nefung1
    @That0nefung1 Год назад +72

    God these are terrifying but I love it so much

  • @pixelbucket8884
    @pixelbucket8884 Год назад +39

    For those of you wondering, that big number at 0:41 is roughly 52,851 *years.*

  • @OcusticClear92
    @OcusticClear92 Год назад +11

    4:27 Those numbers begin with a minus. This means that the company will pay YOU to install it.

  • @Ghost5O5
    @Ghost5O5 Год назад +27

    I think I'm having (or about to have) an anxiety attack, and watching your videos help calm me down, so thanks for making my day better

    • @horokush123
      @horokush123 Год назад +1

      u good bro?

    • @Ghost5O5
      @Ghost5O5 Год назад +3

      @@horokush123 yeah, took an anxiety pill and I felt better

    • @horokush123
      @horokush123 Год назад +1

      @@Ghost5O5 im glad:) take care man

    • @Ghost5O5
      @Ghost5O5 Год назад +3

      @@horokush123 thanks bro :)

    • @driving.me.crazy_
      @driving.me.crazy_ Год назад

      @@daiyuucafe get tf out of here, you don't have any idea how hard it is to live with anxiety or any other illness.

  • @crvcrfing
    @crvcrfing Год назад +18

    The fact that he pronounced Ł like W (which is correct) is a pure gem. I often find non-polish speakers reading it as L…

  • @DrZaius3141
    @DrZaius3141 Год назад +19

    7:34 This actually makes sense if the achievement system was implemented on Sep 29, 2022 - or the person hadn't logged in for over 3 years before that.

    • @maissie
      @maissie Год назад +4

      September 29th is my birthday :D

    • @carorium
      @carorium 28 дней назад +1

      ​@@maissieHappy birthday!

    • @SDEdward
      @SDEdward 27 дней назад

      happy birthday lqte!​@@maissie

    • @STaR_Ri
      @STaR_Ri 26 дней назад

      @@maissiehappy late birthday!

  • @PhoenixTheQueer
    @PhoenixTheQueer Год назад +5

    2:35 I thank my love for musicals for letting me know how long it’s locked

  • @cabecinha-kk7174
    @cabecinha-kk7174 Год назад +59

    1:34 WHEN YOU SEE IT

  • @fluffylillian
    @fluffylillian Год назад +10

    5:01 Genshin Impact always has astronimically high FPS during the startup menu, and Razer Cortex only takes the highest FPS and not the average

    • @Zack_Wester
      @Zack_Wester 6 дней назад

      yep had the same thing whit medal of honor airborne where as soon as I hit a loading screen my FPS would hit 9999FPS (as high as the FPS tracker could go).
      meanwhile in game.... 30 FPS on low whit a few mid.... hay this was back in 2008 that PC was a I think 2006 ish office PC whit a dedicated if somewhat under performing geforce 7300LE graphic card.

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 Год назад +6

    That “speaker, headset or headphone is unplugged” thing happened to me. A driver needed updating so I manually forced it. My laptop forgot how to use its own speakers for no reason.

  • @desperbamboo
    @desperbamboo Год назад +4

    0:44 I like that Kenny knew we needed commas to understand the number

  • @emma.mcgrath9
    @emma.mcgrath9 Год назад +16

    The under the sea guy “on the way” had me dying 😂💀

  • @Clashfire12345
    @Clashfire12345 24 дня назад +4

    2:43 525,600 minutes is 1 **whole year** for those of you who didn't know

  • @Liltinasmile
    @Liltinasmile Год назад +10

    6:25 a fimfiction reference in an emkay video?? What is this world coming to

    • @hexagonal69
      @hexagonal69 Год назад +2

      Exactly! He did not just do that…

  • @WoahItsKris
    @WoahItsKris Год назад +4

    i really like the memes the editor is putting inbetween the posts, i hope they do it more often!

    • @proton..
      @proton.. 27 дней назад +1

      hi flower

  • @TheFrozenBoiTF2
    @TheFrozenBoiTF2 Год назад +11

    Softwaregore + Robin = Comedy Gold

  • @marilynlucero9363
    @marilynlucero9363 Год назад +6

    3:00 In all fairness this is why Age of Empires added those "Big Daddy" cheats, HYPER REALISM!
    This car must have been in combat!

    • @maissie
      @maissie Год назад +2

      Also Big Momma

  • @Grianfan90
    @Grianfan90 5 дней назад

    4:40 I love how they're working on an essay talking about the speed of light, such good, so perfection.

  • @bluestreaker9242
    @bluestreaker9242 Год назад +6

    2:49 So rare to see softwaregore be so brutally honest...you love to see it. XD

  • @machiner6
    @machiner6 Год назад +7

    I think I had the same software at 0:58. The Logitech webcam itself worked fine on its own - even with windows 10

  • @hobx6063
    @hobx6063 Год назад +3

    1:42 *YOUR BATTERY IS RUNNIN*

  • @donpancho298
    @donpancho298 Год назад +7

    5:44 who the hell read all of it to verify? more importantly, why?

  • @falloutgamer836
    @falloutgamer836 Год назад +7

    People find new funnies everyday even with the amount of funny there already is

  • @endgamerplays
    @endgamerplays Год назад +2

    0:41 for those wondering that is 52,816 years 2 months and 10 days before they delete your data

  • @rozelia_the_octo06
    @rozelia_the_octo06 Год назад +1

    Software gore is probably my favorite subreddit man, it's wild af and I love it, as I have pretty much every console ever. Seeing this crap is like the best thing ever.

  • @angelshallneverrise
    @angelshallneverrise 4 дня назад +1

    0:43 that many days is exactly 52 816.2328 years
    1:34 that many days is exactly 1.99046004 years
    2:37 that many minutes is exactly 365 days [according to a website]
    4:37 1 minute is 60 seconds [very obvious]
    5:12 61658 hours is exactly 7.03391706 years
    6:10 it was 2 *_full_* years since it was thursday october 13th 2022 at 4:33 p.m. [according to a website]
    6:24 it was 21 240 days since it was august 29, 1966
    most of this was google
    wont do more, even tho it wasnt the entire video "i" calculated

  • @paulduchamp4736
    @paulduchamp4736 Год назад +1

    I love this thread because on one end you have the most horrific computer screaming in agony and then they are error that can only be created by operating your shit so badly it just collapses on itself

  • @mazda9624
    @mazda9624 Год назад +2

    The unreadable garbled mess followed by "Was this helpful?" had me dead

  • @gabrielandisabelle
    @gabrielandisabelle Год назад +1

    525,600 minutes is (surprisingly) equal to exactly 1 year

  • @britainnoel2126
    @britainnoel2126 Год назад +6

    The editor went crazy in a good way this episode

  • @abdillahahmad7025
    @abdillahahmad7025 18 дней назад +1

    5:09 "4 year old with 7 years of experience"

  • @nicoleseiler8581
    @nicoleseiler8581 Год назад +2

    4:35 bros laptop charges 1% every second 🪑💀 🔋💻
    the chair emoji is another way to say "😂"

  • @baileyestep3730
    @baileyestep3730 Год назад +8

    “I bet fimfiction gets more viewers than this” Jesus Christ robin😂

    • @dr.talloran6446
      @dr.talloran6446 Год назад +1

      I would like to know what that is for it is something that I have not heard before and I may have a slight idea what it is

    • @kaibaiarrio1299
      @kaibaiarrio1299 Год назад

      @@dr.talloran6446 a fanfiction website dedicated to the childrens show my little pony: friendship is magic, which is often shortened to mlp:fim

    • @dr.talloran6446
      @dr.talloran6446 Год назад +1

      @@kaibaiarrio1299 oh wasn't expecting that

  • @Rob123abcwasdupdownleftright
    @Rob123abcwasdupdownleftright Год назад +1

    3:35 Since no one's going to comment on it, I love the Wingdings reference. That stuff was fire when it was first translated - a gold mine of potential memes - the genius that came up with this needs a medal

  • @pickleair
    @pickleair Год назад +1

    4:36 i have to appreciate the fact that they were writing about the speed of light as well

  • @TwiggyHetfield27
    @TwiggyHetfield27 Год назад

    "autocorrect being autoincorrect"
    As someone who switched from Microsoft computers to a MacBook back in 2018, I still can't & won't get used to that. The amount of times this thing wants to autocorrect "of" to "off" is painful.

  • @tac7288
    @tac7288 Год назад

    3:36 Heyyy that's my post! Thanks for featuring it!

  • @helpfulDeathgod
    @helpfulDeathgod Год назад +1

    4:22 holds down the power button like I'm smothering it with a pillow

  • @akiradarktail2649
    @akiradarktail2649 Месяц назад +1

    1:24 Outlook keeps doing that to me 😂
    Instead of "I submitted my work"
    It tried to get me to say "I submitted me work"

  • @DaciaSandero_1.5DCi
    @DaciaSandero_1.5DCi Год назад

    4:53 asphalt 9 at its finest, from that one porsche spinnin like a beyblade to having 40mbps connection while not able to play multiplayer, this is its finest.

  • @redninja2273
    @redninja2273 Год назад +3

    0:12 that was at my high school, now I know wich classmate keeps broadcasting reddit to the stem tv

  • @rinlamb5929
    @rinlamb5929 Год назад +2

    Okay so 3:38 is one of the stall screens at a Sonic Drive-In, and as someone who's worked there for 3 years i can tell you that half of them do this.

  • @FlyoutAerospace
    @FlyoutAerospace Год назад +8

    2:28 is how to speak dubstep

  • @unchick4682
    @unchick4682 Год назад +4

    That re:zero censorship sounds really funny😂😂😂

  • @kristinborn8882
    @kristinborn8882 Месяц назад +1

    4:52 My guess for how this happened is that you need -1 more in a 32-bit system

  • @HedgiePlay
    @HedgiePlay Год назад +4

    5:22 my GPS Sent me to a shooting range in the fields where the military just shoots

  • @sandserpenthiss
    @sandserpenthiss 8 дней назад +2

    525,600 minutes is 1 year

  • @floskywalker6220
    @floskywalker6220 Год назад

    I shouldn't laugh when my stomach hurts this much but idc serotonin is more important love this

  • @FB64_Fakebeta
    @FB64_Fakebeta 23 дня назад +5

    0:54 No way! MISSINGNO the game!

    • @vannillaAJofficial204
      @vannillaAJofficial204 9 дней назад +1

      gamefreak giving missingno too much attention smh

    • @FB64_Fakebeta
      @FB64_Fakebeta 9 дней назад +1

      @@vannillaAJofficial204 I really wish I could draw anime, if I could I would totally make a fake episode of Pokémon where Ash, Misty, and Brock find MISSINGNO lmao

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer Год назад

    I've had the Steam "You have Friends online" thing occur several times before. It hasn't happened again for a while now, so I guess it got fixed.

  • @CatfishingCarp_UTAH
    @CatfishingCarp_UTAH Год назад +4

    Just looking at Softwaregore makes my computer malfunction

  • @uberraschung5641
    @uberraschung5641 Год назад +7

    6:42 SolidDoesntworks as i like to call it

  • @whatislife281
    @whatislife281 22 дня назад

    Recently had an error "the printer is powered off". It was definitely on. Did the standard thing of turning it off and on again. That fixed the issue

  • @akechifangirl
    @akechifangirl Год назад +5

    1:05 so we got faceless ayato and faceless luigi

  • @promptedleek4829
    @promptedleek4829 24 дня назад

    so when the guy has 19290717 days left before his data is deleated, it works out to approximately 52815 years

  • @avgeek_d00d86
    @avgeek_d00d86 Год назад

    4:19 in my school the same message would pop up. I recommend logging out first and then turning off. Worked for my school computers

  • @Arterexius
    @Arterexius Год назад +3

    6:57 It's a Far Cry from a working game, that's what it is

  • @LexusLFA554
    @LexusLFA554 Год назад +2

    I always wonder what that censor sound is from.
    Nice Softwaregore as usual.

    • @brian9498
      @brian9498 Год назад

      It's "The Call Of The Witch" from Re:ZERO

  • @onyx778
    @onyx778 Год назад +3

    0:34 and then you magically have to know what's wrong

  • @notthatntg
    @notthatntg Год назад +4

    4:14: wait, I see Office downloading, is that the issue?

  • @earlwilliams7754
    @earlwilliams7754 Год назад +8

    2:35 Did anyone else start singing when they saw that number? Just me?

  • @thibaultserlet6453
    @thibaultserlet6453 Год назад

    19,290,717 days is 52,851 years. AKA the distance in time from us to the neanderthal extinction.

  • @ItsBeansy
    @ItsBeansy Год назад +5

    I love this video, I laughed like 20 times in this 8 minutes

  • @Mavendow
    @Mavendow Год назад

    0:25
    Most likely your HDD cable or storage driver chip is busted. That subroutine is looping through the devices so it doesn't make sense it'd fail on the third device. Unless it's completely random.

  • @barrydheil
    @barrydheil Год назад +1

    Neutron star wouldn't even cut it, it would have to be a segment of a black hole, which weighs 1 kilotonne per cubic meter.

  • @dantisek
    @dantisek Год назад

    one of my favorite subreddits!

  • @nocterleft
    @nocterleft Год назад

    7:18 it's because he added a space at the end of his answer. I use that website all the time.

  • @UltraCenterHQ
    @UltraCenterHQ Месяц назад +1

    That thumbnail is super hilarious for some reason

  • @Elderterra
    @Elderterra Год назад +3

    3:32. Damn it Gaster, not again.

  • @sorbetcitron6783
    @sorbetcitron6783 Год назад +3

    6:20 I didn't know there were memes about Fimfiction's viewers count...

  • @darcmatter7560
    @darcmatter7560 Год назад

    I swear the best thing about EmKay is the Re:Zero Call of the Witch censor

  • @veronica_editig3698
    @veronica_editig3698 Год назад +2

    0:45 | Ah yes, let's just wait about 52851.2795 YEARS to update it, My GREAT GREAT GREATX100000000000000 will see it.

  • @HayTatsuko
    @HayTatsuko Год назад

    0:32
    *No more and then **_! !_*
    5:14 -- yup, I have that app, which consistently puts up insanely weird increases in take-home pay on a weekly basis -- but it's because my company splits my pay into a regular+overtime payment and a much smaller attendance bonus payment.

  • @miguelteixeira9593
    @miguelteixeira9593 Год назад

    I got an ad exactly halfway through Shrek's Somebody-
    I think I have seen all that could be seen

  • @Average_Arthur
    @Average_Arthur Год назад +10

    0:53 anyone else got creepypasta vibes here?

  • @liarliarimonfire
    @liarliarimonfire Год назад +1

    I don’t care about anything else in this video, I am grateful for those commas they put at 0:43

  • @toasterai
    @toasterai Год назад

    The steam "You have Friends online" actually keeps happening to me

  • @lucatan6985
    @lucatan6985 Год назад +1

    Amazing job editing!

  • @justacanadianguy07
    @justacanadianguy07 Год назад +5

    at 2:19 i play this game regularly. it is in a very unstable beta with the engine switch, and the devs are like valve when it comes to new stuff. fun game, its awesome to shoot people with a .50 cal rifle and split them in half. in summary, imagine Call of Duty and CS:GO had a child, but Gmod was the real father instead of Call of Duty.

  • @arcticfoxx33
    @arcticfoxx33 Год назад

    0:44 I literally love you. THE COMMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @xdave4651
    @xdave4651 Год назад +8

    1:27 727 WHEN YOU SEE IT

  • @esa4114
    @esa4114 Год назад +4

    0:04
    how did you get my friends list Reddit??

  • @MatiEP09
    @MatiEP09 Год назад

    3:36 made me remember when on a test in my high School (website coding) i randomly answered square root of 2

  • @madkvideo
    @madkvideo Год назад +1

    4:40 that's hardware gore. The battery is dying so Windows displays bogus stats.

  • @Schody_lol
    @Schody_lol Год назад

    The thing with thispersondoesnotexist is that most faces it generates are fairly realistic and from time to time they leave the uncanny valley completely, but sometimes you’ll get some very fucked up shit, so I think it couts as software gore.

  • @SilverEyes_productions
    @SilverEyes_productions Год назад

    Fun fact at 4:47 that game is Asphalt 9 and the most flags you need to play a level is 1,000 if you start the very beginning game and scroll to the very last race

  • @Supermarine-Spitfire-mk-IX
    @Supermarine-Spitfire-mk-IX 19 дней назад +1

    0:41
    For anyone wondering, that is about 52,815 years.
    The math:
    19,290,717 / 365.25 = 52,815.1047

  • @krainbowz
    @krainbowz Год назад

    2:27 I speak that language. it says "Want to check for updates automatically???"
    The KNCE stands for no. the IO stands for yes

  • @snowythompson2349
    @snowythompson2349 Год назад +1

    My man said "FiMFiction" and I had mental whiplash.