I damn near threw up everything I ate from laughing so hard.. My dogs were looking at me like I was some kind of an idiot.. Poor Gold Mario.. Underwater ass bitch!!!
Logias_B Oh please yes! That's good thou for one of h those quicker videos when he's busy away ya know. Though that's A LOT of searching so it may not be so quick actually😅😅 Oh boy! Good luck with that Dashie
There are too many Marios. Why does basically the same person take up multiple character slots? That makes no sense. Things like Metal Mario, Doctor Mario, and Tanooki Mario should be skins/outfits.
Mr. Cool they should do that for every character give em more skins & colors (carts too) just like they did on smash Bros also add F zero characters and carts and star fox just so i can use land master lmao
1:36 he should’ve done recording a gameplay where he plays on the 200cc Grand Prix cups who cares if it was hard for him it would’ve been funny to see him rage
Dashie, when I was sick, I watched my favorite videos on your channel. It didn't make me feel better but it made me enjoy being sick. So thank you Dashie. Keep up the good work and success will come your way. Thank you so much ma boy.
Thanks Dashie my girl just broke my heart in the worse way possible- These videos make me feel better a bit- Thanks for the laughs- I really need them rn...
Dang dash, your comment section has been taken over by spammers and newbies. Not to mention the people who don't know how to pause right. "lol dashie got a red shell pause"
Dashie you should do a gameplay where you play all the courses that you think are the hardest. 1. Wild Woods 2. Neo Neo Boswer City 3. Dragon Driftway 4. The rainbow road by our played in this gameplay Like if you agree and like the idea
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The real reason Dashie body was hurting was because he took Donkey, Barney, And Piggy Piggy dude's duigh 3 nights in a row at the same time. He tried to call Link over to save him but Tina showed up. He tried to leave his house to play Vr but when he came back Link was riding Yoshi. Lori and Shauna had shown up and they were talking to Donkey. Link and Yoshi awkwardly left as the others all set their eyes on Dashie. They allowed him to record but now they're all waiting for him to exit the room. Donkey, Barney, Piggy Piggy dude, Tina, Lori, Shauna. All waiting for him. The duigh might just be broken by tomorrow.
This is why I keep coming back to this channel. After the two or three years I've been here, you've finally been able to justify that Donkey is a problem! Don't even get me started on that conscious song, I love this channel! 😂😂😂
Dashie is a true youtuber even though he is in pain he still makes the videos we love and since the ad apocalypse he hasn't mentioned it once or changed at all.
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I shoulda taken Gold Mario to the Pawn Stars dudes..
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TrickshotTom Who Cares
hi dashie
DashieGames why so you thick ass can go buy some more red bulls and drink Dem shit in your basement? ha I don't think so MAH BOI!
DACHIE
8:36 I'm literally crying
8:34 has me rolling
Krptic Unknown i was trying to find someone that actually laughed as hard as me and i did LUL
“HE ON WHEELS TOO SO ITS TWO PUNS IN ONE-that rhymed oh lord”
Lol what did he even say
I damn near threw up everything I ate from laughing so hard.. My dogs were looking at me like I was some kind of an idiot.. Poor Gold Mario.. Underwater ass bitch!!!
I just noticed you’re the that guy that makes remixes for youtubers XD I never realized all this time till I rewatched this.
Mah boi need to drop a compilation with all the times donkey was a problem 😂 😂 😂
you forgot to say "BITCH ASS!!!!!!", but that's ok
That video would last for over 5 hours :D
Logias_B Oh please yes! That's good thou for one of h
those quicker videos when he's busy away ya know. Though that's A LOT of searching so it may not be so quick actually😅😅 Oh boy! Good luck with that Dashie
Logias_B yes it will be funckimg funny
Logias_B that's a 3 hour vid
"Underwater ass bitch!!" 😂😂😂
I died at that part 😂💀
but baby girl let me holler at you though
Mimii 😂😂😂
+Richii Jimenez Bitch I know who she is xDD Since when did I say I was her? Goodbye
don't forget the "Ah brlbrlbrlbrl! Ah brlbrlbrlbrl!" that had me dying
Dashie doesn't even say the track name anymore
ROORR ROORROR!!!😂😂
MarioAmaya16 thats what im saying 😂😂 shit funny doe
MarioAmaya16 im dead 😂
MarioAmaya16 lmaooo
XxDeathrollxX meh
2:14 when you got a presentation, and you ain’t research nothing.
Hunter Guyton 5:55-6:08-This right HERE,is my speech when I Get Luigi RaceWay, Or MaKu WuHu In Mario Kart 7 channel
James Slepak 😂
nobody's talking about 8:34-8:40 im dyinggg laughing that caught me so offguard
I'm in pain 😆
Im dying 🤣🤣💀
YES BRO
8:50 You know shit gets real when you start angrily singing to the theme perfectly.
15:42 I love the way he emphasizes "sight" it makes the song so much funnier.
Dashies content is second to no one's
Original and funny!
We all love you
HOMIE YOSH FOR LIFE
Dashie is awesome, he loved your comment! xDD
He's the original recipe
'Preciate it my boy
The homie yosh 😂😂😂😂
Every vid should start with Dashie's inner conscious xDD
ikr the intro had me dead lmao
+Kasheba Spencer cx lol
*conscience ma boi
Yes.
Omg this whole time I thought he said "By the way this is my intercom shits" 😂😂😂😂 thanks for the clarification.
To all the new subscribers to dashie's channel i just want you all to know there was actually a time when dashie did say the names of the race tracks.
zane whyte they should all binge watch every show he did, like the rest of us who weren't day ones, they'll get how Dashie does.
lol true and his dashiexp page too his skits are gold
He'd be like
OHHH SHIT1!!1! ROYAL RAWAY
*+Clorox Bleach* Translation: Royal Raceway
OH SHIT! TWISSEH MAHSHOWN
4:22 omg the frustration is so real
8:36 will never fail to make me laugh
That mf's neprperprprp meprrprprprp..underwater a** b***h
At 15:18 Gold Mario says "I'm surprised!" When dashie gets 1st place😂
No he sed "first to cry boo hoooooo"
He said “first price woo hooo!”
DASHIE STARTING MY WEEKEND OFF GOOD!!!
-Great Editz- lmao the irony
Jaden not irony
Jaden he's a fan
No better way to start the weekend! :D
haaaaa more like "weeknd" xo
9:34 perfect timing and music when mario showed the guns
15:36 I tried SO HARD not to laugh at this, but failed several times.
Zaiyda Brison xDDDD
4:43
Oh shit im dying 🤣💀
5:30 When you wake up for school only to realize that you had a Test that day.
"Under water-Ass BITCH!!!" Mah boy came up with some new shit...?
Jeremy R. I love you profile picture oml
Lol that was funny, and I half expected him to come back up with snorkel gear on haha! That would've made it even funnier! 8:40
best part lmao
Yoo that part had me crying laughing!!!😂😂😂
dashie play zombies chronicles
This was a nice thing to come home to after a stressful day of studying for finals. Thanks Dashie! ❤️
13:44 Dachie: "Kill this" He ends up dying. you got what you wanted lol
0:00-0:10 Can I please have this as a ringtone?! ROTFLMAO!! 😂
I just graduated high school and it's currently 11.35 pm. Come home to watch a Dashie vid! Thanks for making my day even better mah boii!
Doctor Vol if you’re in college, hows it going?
FirmBooty ikr I wanna know what he’s doing now!
How's it going
@@donkeykong4983 Donkey bitch ass
Got your bachelor's yet? Lol
Mega ultra pause on the title
true! XD
There are too many Marios. Why does basically the same person take up multiple character slots? That makes no sense. Things like Metal Mario, Doctor Mario, and Tanooki Mario should be skins/outfits.
Mr. Cool are you blind? Gold Mario doesn't take up a slot
Mr. Cool and the reason metal Mario has his own slot is because his stats are majorly different from mario's. Weird concept but blame Nintendo
@Rigby Are you blind? He literally said metal Mario takes up a slot not gold Mario. No one ever said shit about gold Mario so stfu you salty bitch
I think you said that in another vid
Mr. Cool they should do that for every character
give em more skins & colors (carts too) just like they did on smash Bros
also add F zero characters and carts and star fox just so i can use land master lmao
2:02
Dashie: press golden Mario Haha “that’s it? I was expecting like golden Mario 😂😂😂
"I was expecting something like golden Mario" 😂😂
10:46 I'm suffering so hard, the pain in my throat
2:13 Since when did Dashie ever speak like a genius? This is a first XD
i can't stop laughing , donkey keeps getting first 😂😂😂
Girl: i have STDs
Dashie: 14:40
10:23-10:48 Luckiest 25 seconds of Dashie's Mario Kart career.
Scratch that. That whole race was lucky.
2:14 the smartest shit that ever came out his mouth pause 😂😂
4:57 the salt is real
Dashie, you need to use your brakes on rainbow road so you don't fall off.
Like this so Dashie can see
Drifting is more important! :D
I don’t break I just drift
Right! :D
Shawn Spencer drifting is what got him out or its proabaly because dashies drifting is worster than his aim
I can do rainbow road 200cc without brakes. It’s just the drift life MAH BOYS!
13:03 DASH I KNOW YOU WAS DRINKING THAT RED BULL MY BOI !
5:30 This has me rolling lmao
1:36 he should’ve done recording a gameplay where he plays on the 200cc Grand Prix cups who cares if it was hard for him it would’ve been funny to see him rage
Dashie, when I was sick, I watched my favorite videos on your channel. It didn't make me feel better but it made me enjoy being sick. So thank you Dashie. Keep up the good work and success will come your way. Thank you so much ma boy.
Is no one gonna talk about how he called Wario Waluigi xD
I always new Mario Kart tore apart friendships for an example...
Dashie and Donkey Kong
dashie be the type of guy to go to planet thickness instead of escorting his thick ass to planet fitness
DAMN!!
At 15:26 I completely freaking lost it! *literally wiping tears from my eyes*
"under water ass bitch" 😂😂😂😂💀
8:30 Dashie never 1st placed that map on 200cc while recording
Sometimes I wonder what would happen if Dash went to the doc and got his thic ass blood pressure what it would measure???
The Lubeinator Blood wuld sprey outta the meter.
funniest shit ive read all day
The Lubeinator the real question is he still can't play for shit
The Lubeinator my
The Lubeinator 420
"Golden Bitch Mario Bitch" lmfao 6:18
Anyone watching this in 2019 realize Dachie was hella hyper back then?😂
I know right
Cause he left the Red Bull lol.
It was peak Dashie.
I love his videos
I’m watching this in 2020 😂
6:13 I'm sorry Dashie😭 it's ok. His so mad😂
It's actually more fun to see dashie lose
Cookie-Sama I thought I was the only one!
Me too !
Cookie-Sama same
same
Cookie-Sama same
Thanks Dashie my girl just broke my heart in the worse way possible-
These videos make me feel better a bit-
Thanks for the laughs-
I really need them rn...
isaac peel Hope everything is well
isaac peel I know how you feel
me too isaac, Tonight is just one of those nights where things feel tough, If you ever need somebody to talk to my twitter is @Jakerss__
I feel you. Going through tough times as well
keep watching his videos, your day will brighter in no time.
15:36 DASHIE I FEEL THE PAIN AS WELL
10:00 I started dying 😂😂
Dang dash, your comment section has been taken over by spammers and newbies.
Not to mention the people who don't know how to pause right. "lol dashie got a red shell pause"
Rigby
Bro I love these example sentences.
"Try not to die Dashie. MEGA PAUSE!"
Rigby They are probably young kids just trying to fit in or something and/or they are just that dumb
Rigby Well practice makes perfect
"Yo Dash Imma dude, but I'd fuck you. Pause tho!"
I agree pause
"Under water ass bitch!!" Lmao
I've never laughed so hard in my life. 😂😂😂
I guess you haven't heard any good jokes.
When the plant kept biting him towards the end of the first track 😭😭😭😭💀
Diugh
puh
Diugh *insert lame sex joke* pause
puh
Subscribe to me please
TINA
LORY
SHAWNA
DONKEY BITCH ASS
Dude your rhymes keep getting funier at the end of each race I'm laughing my ass off
Damn Dashie I'm legit proud of you - YOU GOT GOOD. I see you on those drifts my boyyyy
8:37 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
His first time playing with Gold Mario and he lost first place to Donkey that's funny. 😂
The dream of me wearing a donkey kong costume and going to dachies house and just saying waz guud tho makes me smile
Whata G lol
The Donkey-Dashie rivalry has never been so juicy in all time when the 3rd race started
Dashie you should do a gameplay where you play all the courses that you think are the hardest.
1. Wild Woods
2. Neo Neo Boswer City
3. Dragon Driftway
4. The rainbow road by our played in this gameplay
Like if you agree and like the idea
SilverWatch NBC isn't difficult...
Tina the Fat Lard I'm talking about for him
*pause*
QTheGawd 26 pause on that profile tho
Triple A it's a beautiful explosion
MEGA PAUSE on the title mah boi 😂😂😂😂
Yusuf Adam XD
lmaooo
lhh I just noticed that 😂😂
All of dashie's Mario kart 8 videos deserve tons of LIKES for being funny as fuck.
Yaassss
8:40 come on my people sing with MEHH!!!!!😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
2:15 dashie never used them words before lmaooo
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HonoredGamer this comment is so accurate. And it's true that horny Supapixel girl is in all of dachie's videos.
RandomOrdinary Girl 1. People like too 2. Get noticed
I paused Dashie's video to laugh at this comment
HonoredGamer remember MDXextreme ? ryback sexy ass ? and tht girl who always had her cleavage exposed ??
u a OG if u remember that
HonoredGamer A chuggaaconroy viewer from his comment section!
The real reason Dashie body was hurting was because he took Donkey, Barney, And Piggy Piggy dude's duigh 3 nights in a row at the same time. He tried to call Link over to save him but Tina showed up. He tried to leave his house to play Vr but when he came back Link was riding Yoshi. Lori and Shauna had shown up and they were talking to Donkey. Link and Yoshi awkwardly left as the others all set their eyes on Dashie. They allowed him to record but now they're all waiting for him to exit the room. Donkey, Barney, Piggy Piggy dude, Tina, Lori, Shauna. All waiting for him. The duigh might just be broken by tomorrow.
Damn bro this is too much lol
alexinator9000 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm fuckin crying to your comment dude
alexinator9000 doin too much 🤦🏽♂️
alexinator9000 😂😂 I would definitely buy the chapter book.
I love Dashie's powerful rage towards Donkey Kong 😂😂😂
i like how dashie starts vibin' at the start of the video and exited!
14:37 that younger action though
Is it just me or is dashie getting way more hype in his intros
I told him not to drink any red bulls and probably does it off camera. You know he gets hype-r when he drinks red bull! 😆😂
9:46 Anyone else notice the golden thing in the background fly off the track and into space?
Wtf was this man thicc dashie on before 😂😂
2:13 this is the funniest shit I've ever heard dashie say.
8:36 best part!!
8:36-8:40 has me DYING
2:34 "OOOOH SHIT BOM BOM
5:31 I laughed so hard.
WigglyTurdMan lol
This is why I keep coming back to this channel. After the two or three years I've been here, you've finally been able to justify that Donkey is a problem! Don't even get me started on that conscious song, I love this channel! 😂😂😂
I love how Dachie is just like OH SHIT! instead of ooooooh shiiiit Vroom Vroom!
I loved it when he said,,OHH SHITT ROUROUROOOUUU" Me: dying 😂😂😂
who else scroll through the comments during the video 😂😭
David Daniel me
2:31
not throwing the boomerang backward on the coming redshell is hurting my feelings dash 😂 13:47
This gameplay is probably the most tense gameplay ive watched, it got my heart racing with every turn, hits, and close races
How many swears were there when trying to unlock Gold Mario?
None, it's the deluxe edition.
Over 9000
Sorry had to do it
By my calculations 66383848383838394848393920203049484838282828384847575838393848585849393949485848383
playtime foxy lol
I took me two years of research (mostly procrastination and a few wild guesses), and I can confirm he did 523 swears
5:30 when you ask your boi for the lighter and he says "I ain't got it" and you don't either!
In every Mario Kart game play, when Dachie screams the names of the courses they get get less and less audible LMAO XD
Dashie is a true youtuber even though he is in pain he still makes the videos we love and since the ad apocalypse he hasn't mentioned it once or changed at all.
The Energy IS REAL
I was dead at 2:08 😂
it's true about what Dashie said on rainbow road it's really hard
10:57 "stole some of his mushroom" and no pause is crazy 😂
Omg it's been a minute since I've seen this episode and that intro was my favorite of all of Dashie's Mario Kart episodes
After long extensive research and analyzing all the data, I came to the conclusion.. 😂😂2:14
Me trying to make my presentations sound amazing 😂