@@tellmethesongoftherain6534to be fair hes the only one we know existed the longest. I mean for all we know venti could have lived way longer but we dont know his life span nor any lore that dates back farther than any of zhongli's but hes presumably pretty close
@@fancymustache3793new lore, of all the original 7, Egeria is now the oldest, born right after the heavenly war, as a substitute for the original Hydro Sovereign
@@ArchonOfAnemoeven i am a better stealer than him as it seems 😂 last friday when i have stolen his pancakes he thought it was you and slapped you remember? 😂
I more surprised Zhongli agree to participated in Venti's shenanigans. Thought he gonna come to their table and start a debate whether osmanthus wine more superior than fontaine's water or not with Neuvillette
He's actually free now since he plotted his own death in Liyue harbor. Right now he's not living his life as rex lapis morax but rather Zhongli, look at barbatos he literally abandoned his thing as the anemo archon the same with geo archon and changing his life as venti.
French Venti and Zhongli made my day, the moustache suits them so well lmao (also yes, being broke sucks...but hey, free sweeties and wine!) Upd. Guys wtf, 1k likes??? How?!?! I'm so thankful but shocked rn 😭🙏 Upd.x2 Now it's 2k and I didn't even notice, guess it's the right time for "mom look, I'm famous" 🙇
FRRRR THEY LOOK LIKE SUCH A FUNNY DUO WITH THAT 😭😭😭 they could legit be the protagonists of some funny detective movie and doing a spying mission but failing successfully like in the vid in one of the episodes-
Venti and Zhongli? Where? Those are the traveller and Neuvillete, and behind them the wall and nothing else, although I did see a breeze tipping something over 🤔 oh well 😌😌😌😌
He has the right to mock them, cuz the guy is a dragon, which by theory is a lot stronger than any archon, god or former god in teyvat. All except the usurper.
@@TerraTheWisethey are. Orobashi was more scared of the reincarnation of the hydro sovereign in his dragon form than of the shogun or zhongli he actually lost his life just to do it. Plus furina is scared of him and always tries to avoid to get on his nerves.
The gnosis is the power of the primal dragons. It was taken away from them then given to the archons. Comparing their base power without the gnosis would be interesting tho. Cus the base form of archons can vary wildly. Zhongly is an adeptus and Ei+Makoto are most likely youkais. Which you can argue are prolly weaker than the Dragon Sovereigns. But then we have Nahida whos a splinter branch of the freaking Irminsul. And Venti was the spirit companion of THE TIME GOD. Who I would say are prolly stronger than the primal dragons. Ofc if the Dragon Sovereigns were to get their gnosis back they'd be stronger than any respective archon with the same gnosis.
If my memory is not playijg tricks on me - there's some lore about teyvat that - it is Dragons who has the power over people. I mean they're the one who rule over them in ancient times probably before Archons?. So yeah. I think its normal for him to be like that. Even Dvalin directly told barbatos in his face TO DO SOME REAL WORK. Like they're literally on the same level of authority.
I'll never forget the first time i heard this voice line. I fucking died at the wheeze because i didnt not expect that to come from him lol. I also replayed it for a solid 3 minutes just to hear the wheeze
Can see Neuvillete walking up to Zongli, look down on him, then proceed to ask him if it really was true that some Archons use fake-I mean, counterfeit, Visions. Being a dragon sovereign, I can imagine he’d recognize him right away, but would be quiet about it as to not draw attention, which would make a very funny situation. Would love to see these two actually meet at some point, would trigger a great wine debate in the courtroom. Neuvillete will have justice, while Zhongli would demand ORDER. 😂
Poor Zhongli cracked his back before he could make his get away with the goodies, but you know being over 6,000 years old would catch up to even the best of us.
Neuvillette looks down to Zhongli, "By the order of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale, Deus Auri, I declare you... Filthy." *Venti proceeds to lose his shit and get the tray thrown at him by Zhongli because he will have order.*
Not venti being like “OH REALLY? TAKE EVERYTHING!”
Yes actually lolll
Zhingli worries about food and provisions.. Venti only wants to drink
According to judge of the oratrese mecanees dalalees cardenal - guilty bahahahaha
Awww I didn't see that happen😢😢😢
*proceeds to make fun of gods*
Monsieur Neuvillette, just taste water and don't bother the other gentlemen 😔
Technically he outranks them.
Lumine: NEUVILLETTE HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT THE GODS!?
NO-💀🖐️
In his Eyes, Archons aren't that big of a deal. archon are using a fraction of their power so...
Everything would have gone smoothly if zhongli hadn't fallen, it's true he was old
Yeah. I really don’t want to see his next quest as an eroding one. Most of the archons didn’t live to his age
@@tellmethesongoftherain6534to be fair hes the only one we know existed the longest. I mean for all we know venti could have lived way longer but we dont know his life span nor any lore that dates back farther than any of zhongli's but hes presumably pretty close
@@tellmethesongoftherain6534 nooo peepaw T_T at least give him dementia or Alzheimers don't go guizhong again
@@fancymustache3793new lore, of all the original 7, Egeria is now the oldest, born right after the heavenly war, as a substitute for the original Hydro Sovereign
Ngl I assumed he tripped over Venti or Venti intentionally tripped him up for a laugh xD
Wtf zhongli
That's what I said ~ you'd think I'd be the one who falls 😂
Venti, I think you should've taken the whole platter thingy instead of Zhongli. Just leave him with the bott- oh that would've also been bad.
*sighs* smh these two are hopeless 🤦
@@ArchonOfAnemoeven i am a better stealer than him as it seems 😂 last friday when i have stolen his pancakes he thought it was you and slapped you remember? 😂
@@AlexAguilar-ol3qohopeless when stealing food
Zhongli: *falls*
Zhongli: Even bedrock can be turned to dust...
lmfao!!
😂😂😂 why I read that in his voice fuck
You shouldn't see me...like this...
@@huggsx9936 hang on, you can WHAT???
+I shove egg down his mouth to heal him+
Not only Venti and Zhongli tried to take the deserts away, Zhongli took the trademark with him as well.
Omg i almost didn't notice that!
well, everyone seems to have a trademark.
The height differences between Venti and Zhongli💀
Zhongli too old to be carrying the whole tray after carrying Liyue for thousands of years.
But still has 100 times healthier and better body than ours 💀
him and neuvillette
The zoom in on Venti’s eyes right before Neuvillette laughs 😂
I more surprised Zhongli agree to participated in Venti's shenanigans.
Thought he gonna come to their table and start a debate whether osmanthus wine more superior than fontaine's water or not with Neuvillette
He wouldn't agree, let's be honest lol
Let's just say, they have an Argreement or some kind of bet
He's actually free now since he plotted his own death in Liyue harbor. Right now he's not living his life as rex lapis morax but rather Zhongli, look at barbatos he literally abandoned his thing as the anemo archon the same with geo archon and changing his life as venti.
*Such a pity, truly.*
Not a "watered down" theory.
Zhongli NOOOO! Your back!!! XD
0:21 I just love that laugh
I wouldn't have guessed the wheeze was actually part of the official voiceline, but I just checked, and it is 😭
It is!?
WHAT?!
IT'S CANON?
@@Neko-kun-0w0ラーメン You can hear it on the wiki "About the Vision: II" in Neuv's voicelines
this is so high quality what the heck you are extremely underrated omg
The try: 😞
Zhongli: 😶
Neuvillette: 🧐
Zhongli's 6000 year old back: 💀
French Venti and Zhongli made my day, the moustache suits them so well lmao
(also yes, being broke sucks...but hey, free sweeties and wine!)
Upd. Guys wtf, 1k likes??? How?!?! I'm so thankful but shocked rn 😭🙏
Upd.x2 Now it's 2k and I didn't even notice, guess it's the right time for "mom look, I'm famous" 🙇
FRRRR THEY LOOK LIKE SUCH A FUNNY DUO WITH THAT 😭😭😭 they could legit be the protagonists of some funny detective movie and doing a spying mission but failing successfully like in the vid in one of the episodes-
Venti and Zhongli? Where? Those are the traveller and Neuvillete, and behind them the wall and nothing else, although I did see a breeze tipping something over 🤔 oh well 😌😌😌😌
Gotta blend in with their *ahem* fellow Fontainians
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I’m French and hadn’t even realized they were meant to be French bruh
THE WAY GRANDPA ZHONGLI SLIPPED LMAOOOO
NAH WHY THE FALL WAS SO FUNNY
IKR IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED
He has the right to mock them, cuz the guy is a dragon, which by theory is a lot stronger than any archon, god or former god in teyvat. All except the usurper.
Mostly cuz he be like "bruh Gods, but why tf do they hide lmao"
I do not believe they are more powerful than a gnosis bearing archon. Maybe on par.
@@TerraTheWisethey are. Orobashi was more scared of the reincarnation of the hydro sovereign in his dragon form than of the shogun or zhongli he actually lost his life just to do it. Plus furina is scared of him and always tries to avoid to get on his nerves.
The gnosis is the power of the primal dragons.
It was taken away from them then given to the archons.
Comparing their base power without the gnosis would be interesting tho.
Cus the base form of archons can vary wildly.
Zhongly is an adeptus and Ei+Makoto are most likely youkais.
Which you can argue are prolly weaker than the Dragon Sovereigns.
But then we have Nahida whos a splinter branch of the freaking Irminsul. And Venti was the spirit companion of THE TIME GOD.
Who I would say are prolly stronger than the primal dragons.
Ofc if the Dragon Sovereigns were to get their gnosis back they'd be stronger than any respective archon with the same gnosis.
If my memory is not playijg tricks on me - there's some lore about teyvat that - it is Dragons who has the power over people. I mean they're the one who rule over them in ancient times probably before Archons?. So yeah. I think its normal for him to be like that. Even Dvalin directly told barbatos in his face TO DO SOME REAL WORK. Like they're literally on the same level of authority.
I love how it's absolutely in character for Zhongli to trip over nothing and blow their cover. This man couldn't even fake his own death properly.
venti taking the wine first is too real 💀
I was expecting French Venti
What I did NOT expect, however - is French Zhongli
French Venti = Frenchti
French Zhongli = Frenchli
French Ei = Frenchei
French Nahida = Frenchida
French Furina = Furina
😆🤣😂 Zhongli taking the whole platter and then falls!
ZHONGLI NOOOOO LMFAO
The way Zhongli fell got me cracking like an egg. Everytime I watch it I start wheezing like Neuvillette did then start to die of laughter.
I bet Venti ditched Zhongli and then received instant karma when he realized the beverage he pilfered was not Alcoholic at all, it was water.
I love Venti and Zhongli doing dumb stuff
You should start to animate for Hoyoverse, I want to see these scenes on this game so badly lmao
ikr. im so over the generic everyday npc animations
One day…
Neuvillette : Venti and Zhongli are declared “guilty”
Zhongli : I WILL HAVE ORDE-
(edit: OMG TYSMM FOR 2K LIKES IM SOO HAPPY :D)
neuvi: lmao same
@@thecommentguy9380 😂😂
Neuvilette: "I AM THE ORDER"
Neuvillette: SILENCE!
Well the only thing that’s missing is “Lady Furina why are you defending them”
Man zhongli had just 1 job lmao
That fall at 0:29 got me wheezing harder than Neuvillette. Next thing you know, Venti and Zhongli are getting a luxurious, French-style EXECUTION.
Zhongli: *falls on his ass*
Neuvillette: DEUS AURI-
that little flick of the dragon horns tho 😳
This is exactly what would happen especially the zhongli part at the end😂
Zhongli just grabbing the entire tray
It's actually really nice to see Zhongli and Venti working together (without passive-aggressive talk) for snacks))
0:06 The way Zhongli floats into the room- 💀
They'll get 48 days of community service in Meropide for that
ei: did u bring the goods? wait wtf where is zhongli???
venti: about that ....
Zhongli and venti like big brother like little brothers 😂 this two hahahaha
Neuvillette laught caught me off guard😂😂😂
And that’s how morax truly died
the way how Zhongli fell is so funny
Neuvillette rarely smiles, but when he does, believe me, it will be the most important event in Fontaine.
DANG IT GRANDPA!!!
My OC Willow (who did that and is married to Neuvillette): “…This is why mother told us to divorce.”
LMFAO. This is GOLD! 😂Good job.
I'll never forget the first time i heard this voice line. I fucking died at the wheeze because i didnt not expect that to come from him lol. I also replayed it for a solid 3 minutes just to hear the wheeze
Can see Neuvillete walking up to Zongli, look down on him, then proceed to ask him if it really was true that some Archons use fake-I mean, counterfeit, Visions. Being a dragon sovereign, I can imagine he’d recognize him right away, but would be quiet about it as to not draw attention, which would make a very funny situation. Would love to see these two actually meet at some point, would trigger a great wine debate in the courtroom. Neuvillete will have justice, while Zhongli would demand ORDER. 😂
Venti and Zhongli out here stealing champagne and desserts 😂
God of rock got tripped by a rock
I loved venti in this mustache I hope they make it a skin for him😭😭😭
This video makes me wheeze like Neuvillette.
Zhongli: help I fallen and can’t get up!
Poor Zhongli cracked his back before he could make his get away with the goodies, but you know being over 6,000 years old would catch up to even the best of us.
grandpa fell at the end😢
the slip was so real with venti
CARTOONY ASS FALL😭😭😭
if only Genshin had more active animation like this...
someone oughta draw neuvilette over the wheeze meme
Omg your channel is so underrated you deserve more !! Love ur animation
DID HE REALLY LAUGH?! I didn't have time to pull for neuvillette...
the damn sound effect at the end got me 😭
Everything about this video is amazing. I would like to point out Aether's cute lil nod tho 🤭
no one is gonna talk that zhongli broke his back? xd
Zhongli slipping and falling is just funny especially with the sound effect
WAIT WHEN ZHONGLI FELL I LITERALLY WHEEZED
lmfao zhongli just Snatches
Im just here for venti he is super cute and funny 🤣🤣 mom I love him 😭
Ofc Venti went for the booze 🤣
Zhongli just ruin the entire plan🗿
Venti just run away and Zhongli slip😅...
Not gramps tripping and breaking the dessert trey XD
He is so funny, the bastard just talks about water all day and then makes fun of the archons
This voiceline really caught me off guard when I first heard it, I had to replay just to make sure I heard the wheezing right 😂
Neuvillette looks down to Zhongli, "By the order of the Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale, Deus Auri, I declare you... Filthy."
*Venti proceeds to lose his shit and get the tray thrown at him by Zhongli because he will have order.*
wHY IS THIS EXACTLY WHAT I ENVISIONED IT TO BE THIS IS PERFECT
I think Neuvillette would also laugh if he found out that the archons are broke 😂
HELP THE DEAR DIARE VIDEO STARTED PLAYING AFTER THIS😭😭
HMMM this is going to be on my list for my future animations 🗿
@@shiroanii 🗿🍷 What a sigma BAHAHHA🔥🔥Can't wait🔥
This is so well done!
I didn't know how much I needed this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think zhongli was too old until his back breakes
the fuck did Zhongli slip on? did someone leave an extra buttery croissant on the floor? also hopefully Zhongli didn't break his back or his hip 😂
THE OLD ME BROKE HIS BACKKKKK IM DIEING RN
Zhongli had one job 😭
This is so hilarious especially the mustache.
Love it! Keep up the good work. (You’ve earned a follower)
Wow I was sure that it would be venti to fall not zhongli lol
DAMN GRANPA GEO U GOOD? *WHEEZE*
Zhongli omg 😭
Venti has to pick the wine first
The end killed me!!! I wheezed so hard!!!
Did they just steal the cup cakes 🎂 even after they are being mocked by him 😂😂how careless they are 😅😂
This is legit too good
Where have you been this whole time? I will help with algorithm to make sure this video got noticed more. Great work!
Zhongli broke his back again...
This is a masterpiece
Idk how many times I've watched this absolute masterpiece
The table slam sent me
HELP THATS ME WHEN I LAUGH😂😂