113-year-old kungfu master with strong voice/amazing body language in business speech(short Version)
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Mr. Lu gives business speech about how to make profit in Kungfu business. To see his birth proof, go to: " A 113-year-old Kungfu/martial arts master with his young girlfriend" from the same channel on youtube.
0:53 Sue the nigga, 10 billion woosoo
😂 Ayo! 💀
0:56 Chen made a war sword, pompan in the war sword, don't look at that, so he could shiang
1:13 I buy pizza
0:49 "nigga, we were just about to buy sushi"
thats incredible. he fuilfilled my dream of living through 3 different centuries. 16 and still going strong!!
Holy shit! I've seen centenarians before, but this dude acts like an average-aged adult. Look at his gestures and the way he move, not to mention being able to talk coherently and with a clear mind to boot.
The man is 113 years old... What a fucking accomplishment
i will never look at this video the same way again...
This is too hard to believe. He looks and sounds amazing for his age!! He has so much energy this is incredible!
Now this guy has a clear mind
I cant believe that man is 113.... he looks 60 or 70 or something like that. When you see videos of people that old they always sit in a wheel chair and they can hardly speak. Much respect for this man !
I just came back to this video to see if anyone had found new words. You've taken it to the next level. This produced multiple laughgasms and funnylingus. I died.
Actually this was 6 years ago. He's 119 now. He has been the oldest man in the world since 2007 and the oldest person since 2009, no joke he's still alive.
How do you know
84 people expected master Roshi to be reading a dirty magazine.
He didn't even copy it. He showed us what it sounded like.
This guy's glasgow accent is so strong I can barely understand him. He was talking about having a fight outside a chippy with his mate Jimmy if I'm not mistaken.
0:50 "Nigga, we were just about to buy sushi" The way he moves his handddsssssss. Like he ssoooo serious.
Omg, his arm movements are perfect. "Nigga, we were just about to be sushi!"
That is flippen impressive, man. 113 years old, & that physically capable.. and i thought it was awesome that my dad didn't have gray hair & he's 64..
Master Lu Zijian, the Yangzte Great Chivalrous Man, passed away on the 21st of October 2012 at the age of 119. ... he got a last birthday, rip master.
Once you hear it, you can't unhear it
you are an inspiration.
hope he is alive.
god bless you Lu .
You are a truly gifted Chinese-English translator. I hereby bestow this honorary doctorate upon you.
wooow, in my job I meet many old people but this guy is 113 years and he talks and moves like he's half that age!!!
He's such a master, he beat up death...
the top rated comment is sooooo funny !!!! but nevertheless we must not forget what an inspiration this man is to all of us !!!! 113 years old, full of energy, a real master!!!!
a real master can pass the 100...not only in age, also in fitness...he is moving like 60....respect!!!!
Somebody give this guy a fuckin medal!
OMG, best laugh in ages OMG
What the heck are you doing in this particular video!
I have heard tales of masters living past the age of 100.
It's amazing how he's this old and no signs of dementia but meanwhile my grandfather's mind is going at 79
he looks only 70 or 80 look how clear and wrinkle free his skin is holy shit hell live to atleast 150
The diet was so much more superior than ours! What wisdom this man must have!
Incredible! 113 years old and still that fit in the head!
Dude, that's the funniest thing I have ever seen on youtube. Thumbs up!!!
Rofl!!! of all the "sounds like" translations, this one takes the cake. The only one i could watch over and over and still laugh my ass off!
0:44 - He's teaching us the five point palm exploding heart technique, pay attention!
Honor and respect for this great master!
Love how u try to see that the 2 top coments are from the same user.
He hesitated then was like fuck it
all he needs is red sunglasses and he would look exactly like master roshi.
Someone should make a book about ppl that old. They are like a time machine.
I thought that was rude..than I listened to him and checked out what you wrote..I
can't stop laughin'..... thanks...
R.I.P. OCtober 21st 2012. Wow. Oldest living person
0:27 Chewbacca bitch she ate her!
The greatest speech ever!
MAN I LOVE THIS, IM AT SCHOOL DYING OF LAUGHTER AND PEOPLE ARE STARING ----------->
the master lou zijan is died on october 2012, before is 119 birthday, i hope to live long as him
what has been heard, cannot be unheard
this dude is in shape!
I read strong voice and immediately thought skyrim, anyone else?
0:49 "nigga we were just about to buy sushi"
Its nice to see my grandpa on TV
Martial Arts increases your life expectancy.
LOL "nigga we were just about to buy sushi" :)
Thats exactly what I sound like when I drink too much tequila
hit the cc its truns the captions on hope that helps
jeez... he's immortal!!!!!
SO MUCH WISDOM!!!
he is just adorable! Wish I could understand what he is saying...
I salute you, sir, for noticing that.
Look at his arms and hands. those are the limbs of a young man.
I don't see how yoda is almost 1000 years old but can still fly 40 feet in the air this guy is like a 4 year old to yoda
Can anyone clarify if this is the same guy from the documentary on national geographic. If so has anyone got the clip of the guy on the steel wing chun dummy? It is amazing. Ironically, he's an undertaker.
He's so old he thought he was speeding English XD lol
That beard is beyond legit!
He has been conserving Chi since he was 13. Other peoples too probably.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this Frodo and that Jack Black just killed me up
hahahaha man im laughing so fucking outloud the building is destroyed of my voice haha you made my night crazy this is crazy! i want the war sword hahah
you diserve a medal
Wtf, when i read all those misheard sentences i no longer no if he really speaks English XD It all fits so well lol
He moves better than my 80 year old grandma
1:11 "Theres a Submarine its in this, all I buy with Visa"
RESPECT from Germany
*covers mouth laughing in tears*
You sir have made my week. Funny shite right there!
LOL I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING THANK YOU.
he removed his turtle carapace from his back then
best 157 seconds of my life
This man has been alive in 3 different centuries jesus
0:50 Nigga , we were just about to buy sushi
i am your 200th sub
1:33 - Same for you my pal.
wow man, you can probably make money with these translations...big fun, how long did it take u?
Well he's a martial arts master, he moves better than alot of people who even make it to his age, assuming that your grandma is like other 80 year old people
It´s been a while since I laughed so hard at a youtube comment. Nice played sir!
Does the wind blow!! lol Bullshit!!!
''surround that bitch at the dock''
0:27 he totally said that.
thanks for the tip. this was indeed enjoyable.
113? damn thats young for an asian lmao...i thought they lived to be 300 im just saying these people live a hellava long time which is FAWKIN FANTASTIC
RESPECT FROM AMSTERDAM
laughing so hard couldnt even put my mouse on the thumps up
hes 119 years old RIGHT NOW!
is this the guy Buger met in Revenge of the Nerds II?
OLDEST "WOMEN" WAS 130 BUT OLDEST "MAN!" WAS 168!
I laughed soo hard i was crying.
Well he's died on 21st October, 2012, 119 years old. Zijiang Lv was borned on 15 October of 1893. At the year he was borned the world war 1 havn't got any omen yet.
Geezar! Like if you Respect this OLD BOY!
best comment EVER... :D:D:D thanks bro. u made my day
That makes me sad but we all gotta go sometime.